All language subtitles for L insegnante (1975) DvDRiP-en

EDWIGHE FENEK, VITTORIO CAPRIOLI
ALFREDO PEA

THE TEACHER
/1975/

Emanuela… Is that you, Emanuela?
- Yes, Franco.

I am… and I am all yours.
- Then I will take advantage immediately.

You enjoy it, don't you?

Come into my arms
and you will spend an unforgettable night.

Mr. Franco, it's me.
- Emanuela...

You always come at such a time.
- It's time for breakfast.

What time is it?
- Almost eight.

Are you just telling me now?!

Won't you have something to eat?

You want to watch, huh?

Look!

Dear mother!

Hello Mr. Franco.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Teacher.
Did you write it?

Which one?
- The lyrics to the music.

True, you write the music,
and I - the text. I have no time.

Why?
- I write Greek poetry.

Who will read you Greek poetry?
We must become millionaires.

Excuse me, I have to go.
- Where?

With the girls.
- Then,

let's make you be
like some 31 year old.

Thanks. Keep my bike.
- Yes, and most importantly - beautiful words.

No death. The music is in my head.

Professor!

Hello, Mr. Director.

You are now taking First "D" class.
- First "D"? Why?

Do you want a salary or not?

First "D"… I don't feel good
with these thugs…

Motola!
- Hello.

You're late. He could
to pretend to be sick. Come on…

Did you see?
- They are young, they need help.

We can't leave them
we have a mission.

Yes or no?
- Yes of course.

Well, go.

One two Three,

four five six seven

eight nine ten,

eleven twelve,

13, 14.

And 15. Did you see, my ass
is stronger than your head.

I woke up in the morning
and my skull hurt.

You're talking nonsense.

Franco, you didn't come
and I thought you were sick.

I was late.
- Because of the maid.

A maid? Absurd.
- You put a pillow on her head...

They are all the same underneath.

Do you know who will replace the teacher?
That fool - Cali.

Sit down. Everyone in their places.

Slap?
- Yes sir?

Checking.
- Immediately.

Ashoni.
- Here.

Canisters.
- Here.

Nitzamano.
- Here.

Lokasho.
- Here.

Verderani.
- Here.

Mazuka.
- Here.

The gossip.
- Here.

Delforno.
- Here.

Imbalomeni.
- Here.

Finocchiaro.
- Here.

Lagroix.

Intriguing.
- Here.

Stupid.
- Here.

Lainoyadov.
- Here.

Kopeldakov.
- Here.

I'm here.

What do you have for today?

Reproduction in mammals.

This is surely not a secret to you.

Because it is part of the program,
I will explain scientifically.

We'll start with the egg.

Jokes mean?
If so, you will explain to me.

Controlling.
Reproduction of mammals.

And whoever writes a dirty word,
goes to the director.

LaRosa, Tatuzzo and Mottola.
Welcome.

Let's line up.

I won't give you the key to the toilet.
- Come on, Pepino!

What if the director finds out?
Impossible.

I can't give you the key.

I can't give it to you.

If you steal it,
I haven't seen anything.

And the thousand pounds...?
Not like that!

TEACHER ROOM

Peppino.
- Yes, I am.

In the second race,
bet on Archimedes,

Archimedes? Who Archimedes?

The one that puts it behind you.
- I, your mother...

I don't see any change. Are you sure,
that they grow from this cream?

My mom uses it.
- Did hers grow?

How would I know?
My mother has a turn

she doesn't show me her breasts.
- What if they grow hair?

Will they pee naked?

Why should they pee naked?
- It's more convenient.

What they do?
- Nothing.

How nothing?
- They smoke.

I will put it again. Will you give me some?
- It costs 500 pounds.

It's a live robbery.
For a cream you got from your mother.

Yes, but I'm taking a chance.
- OK, I'll pay you later.

Give to me. It takes a skilled hand.

Cold.

It should be rubbed.
- You tickle me!

It penetrates nicely with a circular massage.

OK, go ahead.

It's my turn.

Hey you bastard!

A breath of fresh air…

My tail!
- Busy.

A moment. Yes?
- Good day.

Hello. Did you knock?
Can't you squeeze?

But...

What are you doing in the teacher's toilet?

We were passing by and…

Simpletons!
- Go see your sister!

We'll tell the principal.

Yes, we will complain to the principal.

Ungrateful. Bastards.
There is no discipline.

who's calling

Hello Margana?
- Hello?

It's Motola.
- How are you?

I suggested you
for Academy Inspector.

Is everything OK?

Son, everything is fine.
- Great!

Will my son make it?
successful in the exams?

Who will break him? Who?

Robbers! Ask me for the key again
see what happens to you.

Who asked for your key? You will ask
2000 pounds to bet on horses.

Shall I bet on a horse?!
When have I ever bet on horses?

I know the winning numbers.
- Really?

It's 100% sure.
- You are good boys. Tell me them.

Six… one…

Stupid.

Fuck you idiots!

Damn it! Who put this here?

And now, free exercises.
- Nonsense!

Who said "you're stupid"?
- "Nonsense", mr.

I heard, "you're stupid".

First free exercise:
curving of the bust.

Like this. We slowly stand up.

Plastic pose. We keep a balance.

Quatromani, come.

You will show the exercise.
So, starting position.

Lean forward.
Be careful! Be careful!

Raise your leg and right arm.

Oh my!
- Stop!

What's up, Pepino?

Pepino? Ah yes, I am.
Come on. A little braver.

Excuse me. Pepino…
- The director said…

Please?
- He said…

Go to your place.

He said only you can fix it
with these three calpasans.

The poor idiots!
- And if this is not bad luck...

I will take care of them.
- This will be a lesson for you.

Why are you standing in that position?

I have to slowly stand up
that I guessed.

Pepino, don't you exercise?

This will help you now.
- A moment...

Gymnastics is very important.

In order not to catch discopathy.

Bend your head forward. One two…

You will feel good.
One two…

Stand then as you wish.

This is a pathological case.
There is no cure.

You three…

Come.

I have to get on with my lesson

and you will do exercises

with the girls.

Where did you go? Eat here.

Together but apart.

Don't pretend to be smart
not to do 2000 squats.

Come on, livelier.

Don't get distracted.
We continue the free exercises.

The first: bust curves and balance.

At least, a three-day shutdown.
Minimum.

Mr. Puntillo, don't exaggerate.
They are very active…

Active? Those calpazans…
Mascaras ungrateful!

Corrective y-will be needed for them.

Remedial u-will…

Thank God we are a modern school
and a democratic, civilized state.

And that's because of a little fart.
- It was big.

Okay.
- How so, okay?

Let it be big.

But can you tell
which of the three did it?

LaRosa? Tattoo? Motola?
- I was on my back.

And a healthy fart never comes alone.

And it cannot be ascertained whose it is.

If we are not sure,
we can't rule out all three.

We will write them a note each
and that's it.

In that case, I will be forced
to address the minister.

To the minister? For a little fart?
- It was big.

And there is still much to be desired

in this school.

Especially in the administration.

What do you mean?

Prefab classrooms,
fixed auctions,

bundles under the table, packed snacks,
in which there is almost nothing

you sell the textbooks very expensive.
Enough already. Time to clean up.

It goes on…
- What?

Sit down.
Of course I made an offer.

If we are going to switch off,
3 days or 5 months, whatever.

I thought,
why exclude them?

They will go to pick up girls.

They will take down girls.

Let's write them pairs for behavior!

A couple, that means breaking them!

Exactly!
With your permission, Mr. Margana,

it's getting late and i have to go

Poor animal!
Look what they did

that gang of mascaras…

Peppino?
- Let me put it behind you...

Excuse me, Mr. Director.

I won't screw it up your ass.
I am listening to you.

Go and tell the mascaras
to come to my office!

Yes, I will bring them right away.

This is an abuse of power.

Do you want one too?
- I did not say anything.

For him, I have permission from his father.

He told me I could slap him
when I ask.

Since the last slap
it hurt me

Enough.
Do you realize what you have done?

Public mocking of a teacher
during a lesson…

Reducing behavior. Out.

Reducing the behavior and you.

And to you... to you...
- Yes?

You'll see!

Its your turn.

200 pounds.

Thanks to.

Stop yourself.
- Why?

What legs!
- Do you like them?

You bet!

Adolorata, what thighs!

What would you like?
- We want you.

300 pounds.
- Do you have?

Yes.
- Let's.

Come on.

My advance. 300 pounds.

There they are.

So much.
- How so? You hardly sang.

What about the second verse?
- If you want to hear it, 300 lire.

Give.
- Okay.

And maybe something with the hands?

Come on.

For another 500 pounds
i can feel your balls too

Do you have 500 pounds?
- Yes.

This is for me, I need it.

Let me check if they are real.

Come on.

EMERGENCIES

Well?
- Not true!

They found me fruit there…

Respected, Prof. Margana has come.
Welcome.

Hello mr.

We'll talk. ok…

Seriously. My son has to graduate.
This summer he will go to London with his mother.

That way I'll have some peace of mind.

My hands are tied.
- Well, untie them. Let's be clear:

If my son fails,
your promotion fails too.

I always said, I swear.
I want to help.

It all happened because of Puntillo,
that idiot.

He wants us to reduce their behavior.
To be excluded.

Who?
- Puntillo is the PE teacher.

He has recently been with us,
but it steps on my calluses.

There must be some weakness.

There are none, besides,
knows all our games.

The prefabricated rooms, the textbooks,

the sparsely prepared breakfasts…

He knows everything.
- Did you offer him money?

He will denounce me.
- We have to find a solution.

I have an idea. Puntillo has a fiancee.
We'll squeeze her.

Is she a whore?
- No.

Drug problems?
That's how we'll keep it.

She lives with the nuns.
- Well, then what?

She is a literature teacher. And because
Puntillo really wants her to work,

I thought it could
to teach Franco.

Thus Puntillo will be satisfied,
so will you, and I will be promoted.

What is she?

Does it drag?
- No.

Very young.
- Very young...

How am I going to bring a young lady home…
at my wife's?

So the teachers are happy?

Excuse me, ma'am. Stop here.

Are they satisfied…
There is some progress.

His GPA is 4.

He has to work hard.
- But he is studying.

He locks himself in his room.

Great wine!
I think your son is shy.

Did you hear, Fefe?
Shy and complex.

And your rudeness
only makes things worse.

When he says…
Your son, right…

must be guided.
He will need private lessons.

But he should not be a strict teacher.

As soon as it is complex... the poor thing.

Yes, it is very delicate.
- Exactly. Delicate.

Delicate.
- Yes. He needs delicacy.

Presence…
- Female.

Well yes.
- His mother is here.

What will his mother help him with?
for homework?

Yes.
- He needs... a sister.

Sister…?
- Poop. Teacher.

Sweetness and teaching, teaching and sweetness.

Tenderness…
- Nice, strong wine.

Learning and sweetness.

Where is he?
- In your room.

My husband sent him to his room
without having dined.

I didn't expect that from you.

To think he hasn't eaten…

Fine art photography, huh?
- Well yes!

Why don't you take a picture of my face?

I don't take obscene pictures.

Good for you.
- Well done.

I deserve a reward.
- Whatever you want.

A kiss.

Do not touch me!

The teacher is young,
but she is an impeccable girl.

Imagine,
lives with the Ursuline sisters.

Piety… and Ursulines.

A girl from the educated sisters
surely it comes with lots of warranties?

All.

When I think of my Franco,
i see a scared sparrow

If you knew…

You could have taken off your pants.

And her tits are not visible.
- Be ashamed.

did you have sex
- Disgusts me.

What's up, I like it.
- Ah, Anarose!

Shall we do something together?
- We already did it.

Yes, I do your homework
I'm getting you drinks

and I give you money for the cinema.

What else do you want?
- You know.

I do not know.
- Here's what,

when your mother came out
I will come to your place.

I will explain everything to you
with four eyes. Do you agree?

Yes, and when you get
what do you want,

you won't do my homework anymore
you will not draw me

and you won't give me money for a movie, huh?

I understand, I'm not stupid.

You're not a fool, you're a badass.

He is the fool.
- What a vanity!

Hey guys…
- What do you want?

Mom, have you been waiting for me for a long time?

Hello Mrs.
- Hello girls.

How was school? were you good
- Yes. Shall we go?

This is not true!

Shit, we're wasting our time
with the girls…

We need to fix the mothers.

The mothers! The mothers!

Hello Mr. Fefe.
- So my father is a scumbag, huh?

Ah, is that you, Mr. Franco?

Don't talk about your father like that
he is a real man!

And I'm not, am I?
- I have no proof.

You have no proof?
Now you will get the proof.

What are you doing? Everyone is here,
the teacher will also come.

What are you talking?
- Mother dear!

Are you running now? Bazla!

Come in please.

Come, I'll show you Franco's room.

Hopefully it's not messy.
Look, he always messes things up.

I am surprised.

I didn't imagine you so young.

Providence sends you.

I have high hopes for you.
- Thank you.

But don't be too strict with him.

He's a good boy
but with a delicate psyche.

Leaning is required.
Be patient,

let him discover the psychological environment.

I trust you.
- Don't worry.

Franco, what are you doing here?
Are you hiding?

Ella greeted her teacher.

Hello.
- Good day.

Come on, don't be shy. Come on.

You know, he's terribly shy.

Shy of girls.

Why when I search for something,
never find it?

Because you're messy.
- And you put everything in place, huh?

That's how you arrange
that I can't find anything.

For example, where are the glasses,
with whom do I read in the evening?

Sooner or later they will appear.

And if I want to know how it ends
the book, what should I do?

Nothing. We're just going to talk.

I married a wall.
During the day you are gone

in the evening you watch TV and read a book.

When should we talk as a family?

Why is the family
a sacred institution?

haven't you noticed
that your son is complex?

Yes, a music complex.
He will say he likes music.

You pretend not to understand.
Fefe, your son is complex.

What are you talking?
- Watch, you'll see, he's not normal.

Come on now,
whims of the fun house!

My son is normal.

I read a book -
all psychologists recognize it.

If parents do not communicate,
children become reserved.

I better sleep
than listen to this.

Sleeping…
I also read about family problems.

When the man uses the bed
for sleeping…

Should I use it for dancing?

You have been sleeping in this bed for 10 years...

And what was I supposed to do?

A picnic?

Ready?
- Fire.

Egati! 35 centimeters of flame.

A new high school record.
You made it.

About to screw up.
- What did you eat last night?

Lentils with chili peppers.
- Next time, eat a spoonful of balls too,

and you will be able to
to go hunting with your ass.

You're wasting your time.
Meanwhile, I…

Did you fix the maid?
- Enough with that maid.

I fix the teacher.

Ours? the skinny one
with varicose veins?

No, she's not.
This one will give me private lessons.

She hasn't come yet
and you already fixed it?

Not yet.
But you will see what I am capable of.

Stop for a moment!

Hold. You're weird, what's up?

Pepino, behind.
- God!

Pepino, what are you doing?

It's from the bike. The pants are torn.
- I'll fix it.

I have a lesson!
- Take it off, don't be afraid.

This is the ladies room.
- Yes, but this one is open at the back.

Welcome.

And you do this at school…

This is the female one.
- How do I know it will come in?

What are we going to do?
- I have to go.

Where?
- In the classroom.

Give me your pants.

If you had seen…
what tits, thighs, ass...

You're going crazy! It's like you're comparing
Miss Europe with Quasimodo.

What, Miss Europe is hunchbacked?
- You never understand.

Well…
- Never and nothing.

Silence!
Everyone sit down!

Show some respect!

Enter.
- Thanks.

Lanzafame, name check.
- So I'll fix them?

Come on, get down.

The chair!

My shoes.

Slow down, Peppino.

Silence.

So.
- Well, what are you doing?

We have to unbutton you.
- I will do it.

Wait.

Wait.

What are they doing?

You tickle me.

No.
- Slowly.

Yes, that's right.

Pepino, feet first.

I fall…
- We're almost done.

So... Be quiet.

Ready.
- Keep calm.

The chair. The chair.
- I pulled it.

Put it back in place.
I won't stay like this.

Get up.

I'm going.
- Okay.

Sit down! Silence!

Respect your teacher!

I'm going.
- Hurry up.

What lesson are you in?
- Dialogues of Plato.

It is not bad.
Tattoo! Come on.

All of me!

Where are you going?
- You called me...

Not so far. There.

The Death of Socrates…
- Is Socrates dead? When was that?

Are you pretending to be smart?
Journal Note. Where is?

In the drawer.

Get up!

Callie… Is that…?
- Right.

Mr. Teacher, it's wet…

So why?
- Right.

And don't forget to tell your father.

before we get married
we need to raise money.

We have to predispose Mr. Mottola.

Because he can arrange a home for us.

You've told me 50 times.

what is the boy
- A real bastard… it's a gem!

Come on, Giovanna, you're going to be late.

And a kiss?
- No problem. Come on.

Slowly.
- Everything is already screwed up.

It happens with tenderness.

Wow, did you see that?
- So Franco didn't lie.

See you tonight, bye.

Don't falter!

Her ass!
He has such an ass.

Do you think?
- You never understand.

Franco, your teacher has come.
- Hello.

Good afternoon miss.
- Well well well. You have a nice room.

Yes, you are right.
No one will bother you.

Dear, greet the missus.

About me? Thanks.
It has to be in water, right?

Yes, water.

Bring water, honey.

If you open the door it will be easier for you.

Did you see how delicate it is?

A little too much
for a boy his age.

I'd say he's very careful.

No, he's hypersensitive.

look miss
I would like to see not so much

relationship between teacher and student,
as much as a relationship between girlfriends.

I mean,
between boyfriend and girlfriend.

I have always understood education
precisely in this way.

Great.

I leave you.

If you want tea, strike the gong lightly.

Easy or it will break.

Thank you ma'am.

So what happened? Is she bewitched?

Won't you offer me a chair?
- Yes of course.

Welcome. Sit down.
- Thanks.

Why don't you sit down?
- Yes of course.

Let's start with Greek.

He is the most difficult.
where is your textbook

There is.
On the bottom shelf of the bookcase.

Go get him.
- Okay. No…

I failed in physical education
I pulled a muscle… I can't squat.

I will take it.

No, it's on the bottom shelf.

Here?
- Yes, there.

Latin, Geography…

Can not find it.
- Below.

Further down?

I don't see it.

But I see you.

Below.

Further down.
God dammit!

Here's the tea.
- Thanks.

With milk or lemon?
When I wonder, I put both.

I won't be in a hurry...

but how was the first lesson?
- Okay, I think.

What do you think?
- He's behind in his lessons.

No, I meant his character.

He's embarrassed, it's his first time, isn't it?
- No no.

He is shy around women.
Didn't you notice?

What should I notice?
- Franco is not like the others.

It's not normal.
There are the beginnings of an Oedipus complex.

Sorry, I don't understand.

His father sets a bad example for him.
He is selfish and likes to gamble.

He has it by inheritance.
- By inheritance?

Not by me, thankfully!

All my relatives are normal.

But my husband's relatives…
- What do you mean?

That they are unbalanced?
- Worse!

My husband's cousin -
Salvatore Mottola

was also a selfish father

with vulgar language.

The poor kid still had
difficulties with lessons

until the day that,
without telling anyone, he left

for Paris.
- At the Sorbonne?

In Folly Berger.
Like what…

Singer, dancer, stripper.
She has paraffin breasts!

Her name is Ursula.

No degree.
His only title is "pedal".

My mother told her I was not a man.
I got mad.

How come you're not a man?
- In the sense that I'm timid.

In other words, I am feminine.

Salvatore, pedal.

Tattoo!
- I am tired.

Gone are the family jewels.

What have you done?
You bring water. Run.

Breathe deeply.
Pepino, help me.

Take a deep breath.
- What's happening?

LaRosa.
- I don't have a rose.

Dont you see?
- Ah, is he!

Where does it hurt? The stomach? Your knees?

Where does it hurt, LaRosa?

The nuts…
- Where?

From below.
Pepino… the balls.

Both?
- Yes.

Help me Pepino
he needs to rest.

It's heavy.
- Slowly.

Are they looking for me on the phone?
- Yes.

You are doing good.

My God, it's Goliath!

The water!

What a miserable pedal!

Well, why don't you do it
on pedi in front of the teacher?

Are you crazy!

Like my cousin the hairdresser.
Worm your lips,

bleached and mannered.

Men think of him as a pedal, and he
from morning till night, with their wives…

Do they dance?
- Yes exactly.

Are you serious?
- Trust me.

Women fall on pedals.

A little tenderness, a little sympathy.

You gain their trust
and they want to get you back on track.

And then you take advantage.

How do I get a pedal?

I will show you.

It's not hard. Try it.

Actions matter.
That's it, see?

Smooth, undulating movements…
- Looks like Adolorata.

The hand - slightly so.
Come on, a little smile.

Come on bro.
There you go, well done.

Great.
You are a real girl! Real!

That's perfect.

I think…
- Quiet, teacher!

LaRosa, Tatuzzo... It's not Motola...

That's how you'll learn!

Mr. Franco is waiting for you. Have a nice day.

Thanks.
Hi Franco…

Good afternoon miss.

Franco…
- Yes?

Knitting a blanket? What's wrong?

Ah, nothing... Are you studying?

Yes, until the Counter-Reformation.
Shall I tell you?

Yes. Then. The final lesson?

Here it is.

What are you doing?
- You missed a loop.

Right there.
- That's enough, thanks. He tickled me.

Let's see this.

Okay. Very good.
- No no.

Well done. But are you looking at my feet?

I? At all. I was looking at your shoes.

They are beautiful. Is the heel 8 cm?

You are familiar.
- Yes. I stand for hours in front of the windows.

I can't stand men's shoes.

27, 28, 29, 30.

My God!
He has never crocheted.

He has become a pedal like his uncle.

Don't be upset, ma'am.
- It is easy to say.

This is the Oedipus and Jocasta complex.

See what he says
that eminent teacher.

don't believe everything
what you are reading.

This is a natural thing.

Before they are born
all people are bisexual.

The symptoms were for a boy!

That means both boy and girl.
- Simultaneously?

Yes, even if everything is
resolved physically.

But by puberty,
not sure yet.

Even after that,
not sure yet.

Education and the environment
play a very important role.

Miss… excuse me
but I say it as a mother.

Would you…
- What?

…helped in this situation?
You are so beautiful,

you can dress more like
to be more challenging.

Don't get me wrong -
just to give back

the attention of my Franco
to the female gender.

Excuse me, but my fiance is waiting for me.
I'm running late. Have a good evening.

Have a good evening.

So yes, he was bisexual.

That is, a hermaphrodite.

1.2 million pounds for furniture.

And the wedding.

The invitations, the candy box,
the church, the congregation…

Doesn't this place inspire you?
- I'm trying to calculate.

And the honeymoon, another 3 million.
- We can do without him.

Great idea, let's not think about it.

I'm worried about Franco.
- Why, doesn't he respect you?

On the contrary, he respects me a lot,

but i'm afraid
that he has sexual problems.

I know, I know, it's a pedal…
- Impossible!

Everyone knows,
that's why they make fun of him.

We have to help.
- Are you telling me?

Am I not Mother Teresa?
He limited himself to his role as a teacher.

They pay you well
the rest doesn't matter.

What time are we having dinner with the sisters?
- At 7 p.m.

Did you say I was coming?
- No.

Let's go, we'll be late.
- Will you kiss me?

After we eat, Giovanna.

Hi Franco.
- Hello, miss.

Wow, no bra...

Did you do your homework?
- Of course.

OK bravo.

Ah, there is one mistake.

You used imperfect tense,
instead of done.

Can you see?
- Yes.

Who wouldn't see?
- Fix her.

So, I'm happy with you.

A small reward.

Get up.

Well well well. Did you put your mascara on?

Let's remove it.

Thanks.

Turn around. look at me

Does it hurt?
Then be still.

Ready. Now you look like a man

and not of a female.

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I knew what your problem was.

You shouldn't be ashamed
or feel guilty.

I know, I'm like that.

I'm going to kill myself!

Do not talk like that! You need to tighten up!

I will kill myself.

What are you doing?
- I'm going to kill myself.

Franco, stop it, you're hysterical!

Relax.

Sit down. I will massage you.

I have to undress.
- Not necessary.

Relax.
- I relaxed.

Close eyes.
- I closed them.

You feel like you're floating in the air.

You feel calm.

Like this.

Come on. Ready.

Always on top.

Always on top.

You get away.

The tea.
- Your father, your mother and your whore's poop!

She believed me and I groped her all over.
- The maid?

Stop it.
- It's fine for me.

When will you get to the end?
- I have to act gradually.

The three of us can fix it together.
- No!

The three of you won't do it,
and each one independently. And silence.

What did he find out?

Well done. Okay.
- Mr. Teacher?

Yes?
- Can I go out?

During the control no one
only one who has finished can leave.

I finished.
- Is it possible?

Subject:

Briefly analyze what
says Petrarch in his poem:

"Clear, fresh and sweet waters,

where she laid her beautiful hands,
who only seems to me to be a woman…”

Exposure…

The "bidet"?

Out!
- What have I done?

Out!

Where are you?
- Out.

Why?
- I copied. - Me too.

Out, then.
- That's what we did.

Come on, march!

Yes, Mr. Director.
Franco Mottola is undisciplined

and cannot take damage.
He's a jerk.

Do you know his father?
- The father of the moron.

My dear Callie…

My dear Callie…
- I'm here.

How many years have you been teaching?
- 14 years already.

You are young.

Young.

Hear me, Callie.
Do you have a home?

Six years ago I asked
A municipal dwelling…

...and nothing else.
- Nothing?

Will you take care of it?

Yes, Margana?

Have they tested my son?

In Greek?

And what?
- I give you the teacher - Kali.

He will answer you.
A moment.

Pick up the phone. Come on!
- Thanks. Take it.

Hello? Yes it's me…

I tested your son in the morning
in Italian.

In Greek.
- In Greek.

Yes, it was quite… it went well.

What? His rating?
- 7.

6? No, 7… 7.5, your honor.

7.5. Are you OK?

About the house...

Hello? Hello esteemed?

You see, there is progress.
My regards to Mme.

Thank you, esteemed.
Thanks.

Callie…why are you so direct
for the apartment?

Didn't I tell you that I'm busy?!

Now run. Go substitute!

Interrogative forms
are single or double.

They are presented only
from interrogative pronouns:

From question particles…

The doubles are presented
from the particles…

But I'm clumsy! Will it stain?
- Does not matter.

I'm sorry. To see
whether it broke through from below.

Let's not pay attention.

It doesn't really matter.
Leave it.

go to the bathroom
there is stain remover on the sink.

Thanks.

Here is the tea.
- And I was left with my finger in my mouth.

Dear mother!

And now you will taste wine

from my own vineyards.

Drink some…
- No, thanks, I can't stand it.

Apparently it's important.

Friends, this wine…

What? Cheers…
No, not you.

I say cheers to this wine

from grapes ripened under the warm sun

of ancient Trinakria.

Let us drink to Odysseus

who got drunk on this wine.
Cheers…

For Odysseus, Penelope
and all faggots.

Amalia, they are called challengers.

And that's what I said - faggots.

Cheers.
- Thanks, I'm already drunk.

I'm sure you got me drunk on purpose.

No such thing.
I'll make you some strong coffee.

Thanks, Franco.

If you want, I will show you the property.

After this meal, let's go for a walk
is a bit exaggerated!

I would be pleased.

But Giovanna must
to teach Franco a lesson.

Yes, you have a lesson.
- I'll tell you.

miss, go rest
before conducting the lesson.

Come on, let's get our food down.

She's gone! Allow me.

Damn it.
- Please?

I decided that after such a meal

it wouldn't hurt to take a little walk.

Come on.

With that he should go to sleep…

I'll put it all on.

I will show you the olive trees,
which my father left me.

The whole property is mine.

I will be happy in an apartment
with 3 rooms, a balcony and a box.

Doesn't my husband care?

Yes, but if possible
say a word to him too...

Okay, you have Amalia's word.

After eating, can't
because it is heavy on the stomach.

You can not.
- Whose idea was this?

To women.
- Let the murky ones take them!

How?
- You heard right.

What did they eat, there is no end to this cleaning.

Break 14. What are you doing?

It slipped out of my hands.

I'll unzip everything.

Who is it?
- Franco.

Franco.
- Yes.

Franco?!

Let me go! You're crazy!

I'm crazy about you!

Give me the key or I'll shoot!
- Not loaded.

Give me the key or I'll shoot!

Give me the key.

The key!
- Not loaded.

Didn't you hear that knock on the door?

I'll go see.

Miss, did you shout?

Yes. Bring me strong coffee.
- Okay, now.

She told me it was a gem!

That bastard who sold it to me!

Damn it!

Shit!
- Did you fill up with gas?

Why not? Two liters.

When?
- I do not remember.

And why are you stopping?
give lessons to the boy?

I'm sick.

How could you quit?
7000 pounds an hour?

Especially as Ms. Mottola assured me,
that we will get an apartment.

It's a sin.

I'm tired.
I'm tired, you understand?!

Make one last effort.
Push the car to start.

You're about to break yourself.

You will swallow some fresh air…

Careful with the bodywork.

Good day.
Do you prefer tea or champagne?

No thanks.
I want to see your homework.

What do you think, is this a version?

All verbs are wrong.
Such an attitude towards Thucydides…

Why are you doing this?
- What value does Thucydides have?

In what sense?

I ask what value
there's Thucydides for you.

One nightgown for the honeymoon?
Or a laundry fee?

Or you play the game,
or I will not study Thucydides.

Are not you ashamed? You are disgusting.

Take off your skirt.

I am aware.
Your fiance won't know.

And he doesn't look like much to me either...

Don't bring it up.

He'll be happy anyway.

If dad gets him an apartment,
will turn a blind eye to everything.

What are you doing? I'll call mom
if you hit me again

Shout whoever you want. Bastard!
- Mom!

Come one day!
- Mom!

A hot cocoa for you.

Oh my god, it's so smoky…

What dirty air.
I'll open the window.

Fresh air.

Where the sun comes in
doctor doesn't come in.

Why don't you go outside?
Take a little walk.

Visit galleries, museums.

Giovanna called to say she wasn't coming.

Do you never go out with your girlfriends?
- No!

There are many beautiful girls
from good families.

That's how you'll make mom happy.
Why are you sitting alone?

Because they are stupid and I can't stand them.

Because I hate women!
- All of them?

Yes, everyone, even you.
Now leave me alone!

Instead of getting angry,
drink your cocoa.

Don't forget to call
to the minister…

Sure. Did you add sugar?
- No.

Why?
- It's locked.

Why?
- That's what they ordered me to do.

Yes, honey, sugar must
to be kept under lock and key.

Otherwise, he will go out to the cinema.
Bring the key!

The lady will be angry
and that's not good at all.

Okay, I'll drink it like that.

It happened as you wanted. Your son me
kicked out of your room and it's your fault!

Is it my fault?
- Yes, they learn from their fathers.

I never kicked you out of the room.

No, but we don't communicate
and you taught him that.

Please, I have so many things to do,
who are waiting for me

Your son is in such a state,
mental, moral and physical…

Fefe!

I am listening to you.
- Your son is going bad.

What happened?
- He hates women. He has become a pedal.

You do not say!

Breathe deeply.

Again.

Again.

Again.

So your lungs are working fine.

Miss, check your reflexes.

Sit aside.

Raise your legs.

Oh, and it works well for him.

Well?
- Dear... your son is healthy.

Is everything normal?
- Why, what were you thinking?

My wife has strange ideas,

I do not know why.

I'm always away for work

and I was unable to bond with my son.

A father, must always
to be close to his son.

To accompany and support him
in its vicissitudes.

To prepare him for life.

Dear, take him to a prostitute.

Otherwise it will explode.

Hello ladies. Welcome.

We are in a pretty good restaurant.

Did you see these two chicks?
- What chicks?

The two girls here. See

Look at those nice thighs.

Hello… I am his father.

Do you like them?
- Please.

Apparently your school spoiled you.

With the young and fresh girls out there…

When I was your age in university,

I didn't miss a single one.

You stroke her a little, kiss her...

you are better now
because girls are more liberated.

Released? What are you talking?

they are bastards
pretending to be feminists.

And are these feminists?

To me, they are whores.
Hello.

That's why I thought of something for you.

Did you make it up for me?

What is? Say.

Don't tell your mother
that I will run over.

There is a number here…

Small ad.

Good day.
- I came by the ad.

You're welcome.

Close.

This is the room.
- Is this it?

And there's a little private lounge?

I'll wait outside.

I'm going out.

Dear Mottola
in a mess with his son…

If word gets out,
it will become such a scandal…

Excuse me, I'm going to ask you to go out
i need the couch

In that case, I'm out.

What a story!

Let's hurry, I'm chasing a train.

Will you use the toilet?

Haven't you decided?
- I actually…

Your son immediately left.
I'm waiting for you downstairs.

Well thank you.
- Sir? 30,000.

Even though nothing happened?
- Yes.

You left without saying anything.
- They disgust me.

If only he had said before.
They took 30,000 lira from me.

You didn't give me a chance to tell you.
- Leave me hanging like an idiot.

I thought you wanted to…

I? I went there for you.

About me? Whores are suitable
for your generation.

I want to conquer.
Otherwise, what's the point?

That is another matter.

If I understand correctly,

you have specific preferences.
- Of course.

And when you see her, you say to yourself:
"I'll take her..."

Exactly. But she doesn't want to.
- She doesn't want to…

No, it won't.
- Who is she?

The teacher.
- So you want the teacher to...

Pass by Fittipaldi, let's go...!

It can't.
With the teacher, it's impossible.

Listen, papa, or Giovanna
you will give me or I will kill myself.

You can't ask that of me.

If you want to become an inspector,
you have to do it.

But you're just blackmailing me.

Yes, I need to solve this problem.
My son needs to calm down.

What do I have to do with it?
- You have!

You put me in touch with the girl
you will solve the problem.

But I barely know her.
Should I talk to her fiance?

Of course.
- This is absurd!

I'm speechless, but this is absurd.
I can't imagine how to say:

"One of the students is in love
in your fiancee and wants her…”

So what?
Nowadays it is done.

Why don't you tell her yourself?

You are personable.

Talk directly to the girl.
- I'm the father.

A father can achieve
more than the director.

Sometimes.

No, you are very, very beautiful.

You have perfect features,
a proper Greek face.

But those ideal features…

God help you.
- We serve him.

…do not give rise to platonic feelings.
- Isn't it?

If you allow me,

ideal traits can spawn

also some sinful instincts.

I am aware.
- Oh, you're just going to make it easier for me.

Know, Miss, that I am a straight man.

When I decide something - end.

I'm ready for you
to sacrifice everything.

Do you have a suggestion for me?
- But what did you think?

You're wrong, I didn't mean myself.
I came for my son.

For Franco?
- Yes. My son is in love with you.

I do not care.
I won't give him any more lessons.

For God's sake, don't be offended.

You are a modern woman.
Franco just wants…

Marry me?
- Not really. He is still young.

He only wants it now and then
to do some things.

What things?

Well, stuff.
- A lecher.

How dare you offer me this?!

What will happen to you?
He is young, he must be satisfied.

Will he be satisfied with me too?

Well, you are beautiful!

Sir, I will catch crabs on the rocks.
- Go.

How nice it is in nature!
It's good for the lungs.

It breaks my heart to know
that you left Franco alone at home.

How can you not understand?

Franco should be alone with the teacher

so as not to distract them.

I thought she didn't want to
to give him more lessons.

I tried to make her think.

So we are alone now.

It's beautiful, the rocks, the sun and you.

What is beautiful?
- To have such a man by my side.

amalia are you ok
- Why?

I may not have understood.
- Don't pretend you don't understand.

You are free, you have no job.

What are you doing, Amalia?
Don't push my stomach.

Ma'am, I found no crabs.

Dear mother!

Franco?

What did you do?

God!

I hope it's not too late.

Poor boy… It's my fault.

I have to get you out of here.

Tomato juice…

A scumbag.

Such a bastard!

Come on!

They teach, let's leave them alone.

We came back very early.
- Yes, you're right.

Can you tell Giovanna,
that i can't wait

If they don't finish on time,
I will order her a taxi.

Eh, dear, nobody walks anymore.
- I'll pay for it, of course.

walking is nice
but better take a taxi.

Let's see.

Let's repeat.
- Again?

Pronounce carefully.
Repeat after me...

Dear…
- Yes?

For these are the last days,
they can take half an hour more,

or even an hour each night.
- Does Miss Giovanna agree?

No problem. If I tell her
it will stay all night too.

Only in Greek it is broken.
We can say that we are satisfied.

I told you this teacher is good at it.

She's amazing. But after she gets married

my Franco has to fend for himself.

Do not worry.
Today's youth are…

knows how to take care of himself.

Torn.
- Torn. It was clear.

Franco did not come.
- Better, I hate goodbyes.

Don't leave?

If he passes Greek
in October

he will feel left out without us.
You know?

Why?
- Oh, fuck you!

Thanks again for everything.
- Please. Greet your husband for me.

My compliments.

Kali, by the way…
to Mottola,

you could be a little more generous.
4 in Greek…

He deserved 2, I wrote him 2.
Isn't that right?

Is that okay? Tell me

was everything ok
in your application for appointment?

Yes, sir.
- "Yes sir." Is there an incoming number?

Yes, sir.

Criminal record certificate?
- Yes, sir.

Marital status, birth certificate,
baptism and communion?

Everything, yes.
- Everything is there.

Results of recent blood tests?
- No.

did you see There is an irregularity.

You were born to replace.

And you will remain a deputy.

Whole life. Go.

Good day.
Professor, you forgot your umbrella.

Enough with this Greek. We're going to write a song
and we will become millionaires.

The music is in my head.

We will become millionaires
and we will return to the north.

Yes, you are right.

Bye, Peppino.

Hello mr. Welcome.

I have prepared the guest room for you.

It's wonderful, Ms. Amalia.
A true paradise.

where is my son
- Negotiating.

Is he negotiating?
Call him to come at once.

Giovanna, why don't you bring him?

The teacher must take his student,
in the true sense of the word.

Indeed.
- Okay.

What a good girl.
- She is an excellent teacher.

If he finds out
she can take everything from the beginning.

Hopefully,
that our Franco will manage.

He'll make it.
Of course he will.

Franco? Franco!

Giovanna!

They broke them in Greek.
And he was prepared.

You did it on purpose.
- Yes.

Why, why did you do it?

Because I love you.

Sweetie.

Children... Where are you?

Do you negotiate?
Don't forget to move.

Occasionally,
you should do squats.

One two. One two.

It's not important to win
but to participate.

When he says…

Hello lovers!

Adaptation: Olivier Delebarre

Translation - Veselin Kamenov 1963
and Tonina Manfredi