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ADAM: Who is it?
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-Oh, hi!
-Hi, I'm here to see the doctor.
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I'm Dr. Farts.
Come and have a seat.
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Put your head down,
you're ruining my doctor.
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Dr. Fart, I'm really sick.
Do you think you could help me?
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Yes, I can help you
with my farts.
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With your farts?
How does that work?
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Um...
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It will make you still alive.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRIES, LAUGHS)
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The farts aren't working.
I still feel sick.
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-Do you think it's cancer?
-May... be... yeah.
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-So, what should I do?
-Eat my poo,
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it'll make you feel better.
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-Your poo?
-Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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NATHAN FIELDER:
You want me to eat your poo?
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Yeah. Eat the poo!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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ADAM: Eat it!
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It's poo. (LAUGHS)
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-Finish it. Eat it all.
-NATHAN: Okay.
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ADAM: It's crunchy.
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NATHAN: Wow! I think I'm cured.
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You always eat the poo.
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(SMACKS LIPS) That's it.
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Wow. Wow.
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-What do you think?
-Yeah.
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I think
that was pretty disgusting.
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It was his concept.
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-Was it?
-Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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-You don't believe me?
-No.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NATHAN:
All right, where's Adam?
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Is he under this chair? No.
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Is he under this chair?
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-There he is! There he is!
-(LAUGHING) No, no!
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NATHAN: Ever since I turned Adam
back into a six-year-old,
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I was determined
to take my duties
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as a father seriously.
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Woah! (LAUGHS)
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-(ANGELA CHUCKLES)
-NATHAN: I realized that
neither me or Angela
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would get anything
out of this rehearsal
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unless we were both
fully committed to it.
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-(BLOWS NOSE)
-Good, good.
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NATHAN:
So I decided there would be
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no other rehearsals
besides this one.
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-I win!
-NATHAN: What? Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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-You win?
-Yes!
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NATHAN:
I was all in on my family.
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"The Holy Spirit came down
from Heaven
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in the form of a dove..."
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-Mm-hmm.
-"...and landed on Jesus.
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Then God said,
'This is my son.'"
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ANGELA: Mm-hmm.
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NATHAN: Back when I first
joined the family,
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Angela had expressed
strong opinions
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about Adam's education.
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I'm considering a faith-based
homeschooling curriculum.
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-What do you think?
-Yeah, sounds good. I--
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If we had, you know,
like a Monday through Friday...
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NATHAN: I was raised Jewish,
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and I still do
all of the holidays and stuff.
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But because Angela
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was so passionate
about Christianity,
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I thought I'd be open
to trying it her way.
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And 100 million stood
to attend him.
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His clothing was white as snow.
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His hair was like
the whitest wool.
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-Whoa.
-Yeah.
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NATHAN: But when Adam was three,
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my parents drove down
to visit from Vancouver, Canada.
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So I invited them over
for a picnic.
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So, we're trying to raise him
together and...
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Oh.
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-Doing our best so far.
-Okay.
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-Yeah.
-Experiencing the challenges.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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I mean, there's definitely a lot
I don't know and I feel like...
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she's been very generous with...
like, she's very knowledgeable.
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ANGELA: Yes. I feel like
I get clarity and perspective
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just from my relationship
with God
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and learning about God
and what His word says.
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-DEB FIELDER: Mm.
-NATHAN: What was the book
you suggested? Or...
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John 1:1.
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-DEB: So, certain things--
-John 1:1.
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-ANGELA: Romans 8.
-Certain things could--
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-DEB: Sorry?
-Romans 8.
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Romans 8.
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NATHAN: And after the meal,
they cornered me.
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I didn't realize that you were
raising the kid with her.
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-Yeah, I am.
-Okay.
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I mean, I kind of came into it
after her.
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-Yeah.
-So, you know, we're...
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Well, I think that, um,
you know,
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there's nothing wrong
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with talking about the things
that you've grown up with,
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the traditions
you've grown up with
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and the values
that you've learned also.
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NATHAN: At the time,
I didn't really understand
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why my parents seemed to care
how I raised a fake child
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with a fake partner.
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But it's kinda her...
She's really into the...
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this stuff, you know,
and I don't wanna overstep or...
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So, sometimes you feel
like it's just easier
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to go along with things
rather than... (CLICKS TONGUE)
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...you know,
deal with the tension.
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-NATHAN: Yeah.
-Yeah.
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NATHAN: But my mom's tone
made me realize
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they had seen this before.
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My relationship with Angela
was starting to parallel
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real relationships
I had had in the past.
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Can you go downstairs
and make sure
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the cookies are taken
out of the oven?
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-NATHAN: Yes.
-Thanks.
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-NATHAN: Right now?
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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ANGELA:
Make sure to use an oven mitt.
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NATHAN: I have a tendency
to let my partner
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take the reigns
and make the decisions
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as a way of avoiding conflict.
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(SMACKS LIPS) Hmm...
two more minutes.
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Two-- Okay.
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NATHAN: And by not asking Angela
to raise Adam with Judaism too,
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I was falling
into my old habits.
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We love you.
In Jesus' name.
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-Amen.
-Amen.
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(EXHALES) Amen.
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But this could be an opportunity
to change those habits,
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to practice
getting what I wanted
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without it turning into a fight.
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So I decided to wait
until wintertime,
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because I thought
discussing holiday plans
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would be a good way
to ease into the conversation.
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But it turns out winter
is very expensive to maintain.
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So I knew I couldn't put it off
much longer.
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♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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I guess, since it's, uh...
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winter, um...
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should we talk
about our holiday plans at all?
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Yeah. Christmas
is really important to me
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and there's a lot I want to do,
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so we should
get started planning
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sooner rather than later.
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Yeah, and, um...
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I was just wondering
if, um, maybe we should--
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or how you'd feel
about incorporating
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some Judaism
into Adam's life too.
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Um... (EXHALES SHARPLY) Okay.
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-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-NATHAN: I had flown out
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one of my Fielder Method
graduates to help me
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better understand this woman
I was living with
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and navigate
this sensitive conversation.
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Okay, I just feel like
this whole experience
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was supposed to be about me,
and now all of a sudden
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it feels like
it's becoming about you.
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But in a real relationship,
your partner might have
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different feelings
than you, right?
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Yeah, but I know
that they'd be Christian.
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But people change their minds
all the time, right?
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-Were you always Christian?
-(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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NATHAN: Exactly.
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There could be no flaws
in my approach.
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So I constructed
an exact replica
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of our entire home
to get every detail right.
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-ACTRESS: Hello.
-NATHAN: Come on in.
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-This is Angela.
-ANGELA: Hi, there.
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-This is Adam.
-Hi.
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How are you-- Hi, Adam.
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NATHAN: I had the actress pose
as a new nanny I had hired,
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so she'd be able to secretly
observe Angela
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and learn everything
about her primary.
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Nathan and I are not--
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-We were never...
-Okay.
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These are the teas she uses.
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This is her handwriting.
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-ACTRESS: Mm-hmm.
-You see?
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Do you find that
it's been healthy for you here?
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(ANGELA CLICKS TONGUE,
INHALES SHARPLY)
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Mm...
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NATHAN: Making my rehearsal
as true as life.
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Okay, well, now I feel
like you're just interested
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in winning an argument
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and not actually
having a conversation with me.
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-No, no. That's absurd. No, no.
-ACTRESS: So...
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This could be fun.
There's a lot of couples that...
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do different religions
in a relationship.
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It's very common.
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Okay. Sometimes, when you set
your mind on something,
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it feels like
you have tunnel vision.
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And then I don't feel
I have the space to object.
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We're just-- We're doing--
This is what we're--
We're just talking.
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Yeah, you're saying
that we're talking,
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but this is your project.
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It's not like I really
have a say. (CHUCKLES)
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I mean, you...
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Did you know
that the term "fragrance"
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can contain over 1000 nat--
a thousand manmade chemicals?
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-Oh, really?
-It's really, you know.
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Forever chemicals.
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But yeah, sometimes I actually
b-- boil a pot of like, cloves,
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to, like, make the house
smell good.
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-Cloves?
-Mm-hmm.
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I thought you said clothes.
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-(ANGELA LAUGHS)
-(CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS)
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Smell of fresh clothes.
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NATHAN: Um...
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So, obviously it's winter
and the holidays are...
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-coming up and, you know...
-Mm-hmm.
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It's like Christmas time,
and as...
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someone who is a Jew, and...
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you know, could there be a path
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to doing Hanukkah too?
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And maybe even beyond that,
you know,
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raising Adam with Jewish...
uh, Judaism too.
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-As a faith?
-NATHAN: As a faith, yeah.
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I'm pretty much like a no
on the faith part 'cause...
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Jesus is the way,
the truth, and the life. So...
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I'm not trying to get you
to compromise your beliefs.
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I'm just-- all I'm doing
is saying,
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well, is there... can I...
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get a little bit too
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and then we do--
we do it all together.
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We do both, you know,
however we need to.
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I, unfortunately,
cannot participate in Judaism.
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Because Judaism denies
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that Christ came
and died for us.
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-So I can't deny that.
-Well--
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And I wouldn't raise a child
to deny that.
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'Cause it's the truth.
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♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NATHAN: I wanted everything
to stay as calm as possible.
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Why don't we talk
about something else?
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Oh, okay.
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Um...
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What's your favorite movie?
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(GASPS) I love the movie
Apocalypto.
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-(CHUCKLES) Have you seen it?
-Yeah.
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I think Mel Gibson
makes really good movies.
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Oh, yeah, it's a classic.
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ANGELA: Yeah. He's one of
my favorite directors.
245
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Right, right.
246
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I like his camera technique
where he floats.
247
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He's a little, um...
248
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I think he just said, like...
249
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bad stuff about Jews and, um...
250
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Hmm.
251
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Hmm.
252
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NATHAN: But things
quickly veered off course.
253
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ANGELA: You joked
about eating feces...
254
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-He riffed it,
so I went with it.
-...with a child.
255
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-No.
-NATHAN: What do you mean, no?
256
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It's not appropriate.
257
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Do you know sketch comedy?
258
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-ANGELA: Yes, I know--
-You have to--
259
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I watch Key & Peele,
I know sketch comedy.
260
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,415
Okay. So, you have to escalate
the sketch, right?
261
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ANGELA: Let me
tell you something.
262
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-So if you start with fart--
-This is adult subject matter.
263
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Do you wanna finish the dishes?
264
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-ANGELA: Sure.
-Okay.
265
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♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
266
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
267
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
268
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♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
269
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Okay, you wanna take these?
Okay. Here, put the jacket on.
270
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-Okay, awesome.
Have a great time.
-NATHAN: Okay. Bye.
271
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-Bye.
-ANGELA: Bye.
272
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NATHAN: As much as we all love
Mel Gibson as a director,
273
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he's not the director
of this show.
274
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And in this show,
I get to decide
275
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which religion gets featured.
276
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What do you know about, um...
277
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-Jews?
-What?
278
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Judaism, Jews.
279
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Mm... What is that?
280
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There you go.
281
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,392
Okay.
282
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,310
This is a kippah.
283
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,731
And-- and it's a special hat
that's for Jews only.
284
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You don't get one of these
if you're Christian.
285
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,570
-So, are you Christian or Jew?
-Mm... Jew.
286
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Jew. Okay, good. There you go.
So you get one.
287
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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
288
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Pretty cool, huh?
289
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I hadn't been to synagogue
in years because it's so boring.
290
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-NATHAN: Shabbat shalom.
-ATTENDEE: Shabbat shalom.
291
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,502
NATHAN: But I couldn't help
but feel excited
292
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to reconnect with my faith
through the eyes of my son.
293
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♪ (CANTORS SINGING PRAYER) ♪
294
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ADAM:
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NATHAN:
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But Adam had a lot of questions,
and I found myself
297
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unable to provide him
with clear answers.
298
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ADAM:
299
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NATHAN: Uh...
I don't know, actually.
300
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ADAM:
301
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NATHAN:
Um... I think they're saying...
302
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♪ (CANTORS SINGING) ♪
303
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Uh...
304
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So I decided the next step
would be getting him
a Jewish tutor,
305
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,037
since that's what I would do
in real life.
306
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,580
-MIRIAM: Hello.
-NATHAN: Hi, this is Adam.
307
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,165
-ADAM: I have a question.
-Yeah.
308
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Um, was Jesus the first Jew?
309
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,212
Jesus? No, no.
310
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The first Jew,
his name was Abraham.
311
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Hey.
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Okay, lean your head over.
313
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I also needed to make sure
that Adam had his story straight
314
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,726
if Angela asked him
any questions.
315
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,520
So, each day before we got home,
316
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I quizzed him
about what happened.
317
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,315
So, what did do you learn
at swimming today?
318
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,859
Uh, I learned to do
a backstroke.
319
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,862
Okay, so you were looking up.
So what color was the ceiling?
320
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,113
Um...
321
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It was white.
322
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,700
-And was there a lifeguard
at the pool?
-Uh, yeah.
323
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-And what was his name?
-His name was... Bob.
324
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-ANGELA: Hi.
-ADAM: Hi.
325
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You're all wet.
326
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,795
It was really fun.
327
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And my teacher was Ukrainian
and he had a blue swimsuit.
328
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,760
-Oh, really?
-Mm-hmm.
329
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,928
(ANGELA CHUCKLES)
330
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,513
The lifeguard's whistle was red.
331
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,515
-Okay. Um, good.
-Oh.
332
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,142
Yeah, so, I think he should go
to his room maybe now.
333
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,352
I think he's had a...
334
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,020
-ANGELA: Okay.
-He's a little tired, maybe.
335
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,733
-(EXHALES SHARPLY)
-Would he like a towel?
336
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,569
Yeah, yeah. I should get him...
337
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,572
Just they get so wet
in the water, the kids.
338
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♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
339
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,910
NATHAN: For the first time
in a while,
340
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,037
it felt like there was harmony
in our home.
341
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,414
Okay, what do you want
on there?
342
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,332
-ANGELA: I like that one.
-ADAM: I want the spaceship one.
343
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,375
Okay, hang it up.
344
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,419
We were both able to get
what we wanted
345
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,004
out of raising this child.
346
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,505
We're going to feed
the chickens.
347
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,801
Okay. This way.
348
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,474
"Under King Antiochus, many Jews
were afraid for their lives.
349
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,769
So they were forced to follow
the King's orders.
350
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,896
This group
was called the Maccabees."
351
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,107
Can you say "hanukkiah"?
352
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,775
-Let me hear.
-Hanukkiah.
353
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,570
MIRIAM: That's right.
Look how smart you are.
354
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,738
All right.
355
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,948
Would it be okay if we use
the bathroom really quick?
356
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,784
-Yeah. Sure.
-Okay. Come on.
357
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,870
But when we started
using Miriam's shower
358
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,496
-after every class...
-(WATER RUNNING)
359
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,789
NATHAN: Is that
a good temperature?
360
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,791
...she began asking questions.
361
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,126
What happened to you?
362
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,211
NATHAN: It was just
a little, um...
363
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,006
The shower accidentally
turned on, and then I slipped.
364
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,925
(CHUCKLES) It's okay, I mean,
it's okay. It's, uh, um...
365
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,429
Um...
366
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,975
The woman I'm, um...
367
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,936
parenting Adam with, um...
368
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563
she doesn't want him
to be Jewish.
369
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:45,319
And so I'm kind of having to
do it in secret a little bit.
370
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,030
Wow.
371
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,492
I gathered that from
the questions that he asked me.
372
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,286
You know, he asked me
"Did the Jews kill Jesus?"
373
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,289
I mean, I talked to her
about wanting to like compromise
374
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,291
-and be like, well,
maybe we could do both?
-Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,419
And she thinks Judaism
is kind of an affront
376
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,587
to Christianity.
377
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,714
And so she doesn't want
to do... and...
378
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,050
Oh, I wouldn't stand
for that, man.
379
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,928
NATHAN: Miriam was making me
feel like a bad Jew.
380
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,056
For centuries and centuries,
the Christian people
381
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:19,853
were terrified of the Jews
because their religion was older
382
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,148
and, you know, the real thing.
383
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,526
And that's why
they tried to kill us
384
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,778
for so many thousands of years.
385
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:31,699
So, for me,
that wouldn't be okay, you know?
386
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,743
You have to stand up to that.
You're 38 years old.
387
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,831
You're not a kid.
388
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,124
-Yeah.
-MIRIAM: You know?
389
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,127
NATHAN: And I was realizing
that being a Jewish father
390
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,379
was more complicated
than I thought.
391
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,755
MIRIAM: I heard your part.
392
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,633
I want to hear what
she has to say about her stand.
393
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,759
You want to talk to her?
394
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,095
Well, I could bring in
some of that knowledge
395
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,222
that I told you to study about.
396
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,433
NATHAN: Miriam wanted
to talk to Angela
397
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,351
about how we were raising Adam.
398
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,979
And I thought
that could maybe be a good idea.
399
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,358
Do you need to rehearse at all?
400
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,781
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
401
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,659
NATHAN: Miriam knows more
about religion than me.
402
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,412
Maybe she could win her over.
403
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,622
-This is my friend Miriam.
-ANGELA: Hi, Miriam.
404
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,083
-Hi, nice to meet you, Angela.
-Nice to meet you. Pleasure.
405
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,588
So, you're very conflicted
about Judaism
406
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,716
-being part of Adam's life.
-ANGELA: Mm...
407
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,886
MIRIAM: So, can you tell me
why, or what...
408
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,973
I wouldn't describe the way
that I'm feeling as conflicted.
409
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,394
I might use a different word.
I might use, um...
410
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,272
(SMACKS LIPS)
I'm just against it.
411
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,274
-As a faith.
-Okay...
412
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,611
ANGELA: Um, Judaism denies
that Christ has returned yet.
413
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:54,865
What about the values of Judaism
and the values of Christianity?
414
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,159
Do they conflict
with each other too?
415
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,661
Same values. Same values.
416
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,955
-Yeah, so what's the deal?
-Yes.
417
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,999
-What's the deal here?
-NATHAN: Yeah, what's the deal?
418
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,002
Why are you so persistent
about this one point?
419
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,340
Jesus Christ. That's the deal.
He is the deal.
420
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,968
-He is the chief cornerstone.
-You know what? Forget about it.
421
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,887
-Forget about it.
-NATHAN: Forget about what?
422
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,639
About all of it.
423
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016
I don't do well
with anti-Semites.
424
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,476
So that's it.
425
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,353
I'm done with this.
426
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,022
-You know?
-NATHAN: Okay.
427
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,649
-I'm not an--
-I think that's the end
of the discussion.
428
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484
She's saying
she's understanding,
429
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,319
but then she's insisting that...
430
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,904
ANGELA: I have no hate
towards anyone.
431
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,365
I love Jesus Christ
and I won't deny Him. That's it.
432
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,201
Okay. And maybe one day
you'll understand
433
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,538
that the world does not revolve
around Jesus Christ.
434
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,125
Nathan likes to start fights.
There was peace in the household
435
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,293
until, you know,
he came with this.
436
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,712
NATHAN: Who does it look like
likes to start fights,
based on this--
437
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,881
-And he likes to
manipulate people.
-NATHAN: What do you think?
438
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,300
MIRIAM: You know that during
the Middle Ages...
439
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,386
-uh...
-It's hard for him to be honest.
440
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,514
MIRIAM: You don't have to talk
about Jesus constantly.
441
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,809
Nathan has a problem with lying.
He lies a lot.
442
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,478
He does.
443
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
NATHAN: I found myself
needing a place to go
444
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,155
from time to time,
away from the house.
445
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,032
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
446
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,534
NATHAN: My replica bar set
447
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,870
had been sitting empty
for months.
448
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:27,124
So I recently obtained
an Oregon State
special events liquor license
449
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,085
and built an 82-foot
enclosed walkway
450
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,254
leading to the outside world.
451
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,381
For legal reasons,
452
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,758
I couldn't use
the name Alligator Lounge,
453
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,804
but I came up with a new name
that was even cooler.
454
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,766
The sign was enough to attract
a few locals who had no idea
455
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,979
this bar was actually
just a set in a warehouse.
456
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,524
I figured since it was here,
I might as well use it.
457
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,737
And it was cool to own
my own bar that HBO paid for.
458
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,822
I'm the Nate
from Nate's Lizard Lounge. Yeah.
459
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,783
It was also a way of keeping
some of my acting students
460
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,036
employed in between roles.
461
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,333
I had been reviewing the footage
from the 16 cameras
462
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,792
I had installed in our home
463
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,795
because I was having
an increasingly difficult time
464
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,673
interpreting Angela's behavior.
465
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,717
We were having
more disagreements,
466
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,219
which was a good challenge
for a rehearsal.
467
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,763
You ate feces.
468
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,098
-You ate the child's feces.
-NATHAN: I did--
469
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,726
-Angela, it was a chocolate bar.
-I don't care.
470
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,478
NATHAN:
But sometimes I couldn't tell
471
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,605
if we were arguing as co-parents
472
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,857
or if she was actually
mad at me.
473
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:39,446
Are you aware that eating poo
is actually a satanic ritual?
474
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,114
-(SCOFFS) I-- No.
-Like...
475
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,741
-And I'm--
-Maybe you should
make a list for me
476
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,701
of all the things
that are satanic,
477
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,079
so that I know
when I'm doing something,
478
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,872
how to avoid them.
479
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,208
-ANGELA: To smear-- to smear--
-I'm gonna bring home oranges
from the grocery store
480
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,459
and you're gonna be like,
"That's satanic."
481
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,877
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
482
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,171
NATHAN: I had assumed
she was just really engaged
483
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,965
with this parenting rehearsal.
484
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,009
But when I started reviewing
the footage
485
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,222
from when I was out of town,
it painted a different story.
486
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,349
From the moment I left,
487
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,102
Angela had completely
abandoned the notion
488
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,271
that she was rehearsing
for her future life as a mother.
489
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,024
ANGELA:
490
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,407
ANGELA: Joshua.
491
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,202
JOSHUA: Yeah.
492
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,330
NATHAN: There were
no homeschool lessons,
493
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,540
no gardening,
494
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,501
and the fake orders
she was supposed to package up
495
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,046
to simulate the future success
of her home business
496
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,007
ceased to go out,
497
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:44,052
leaving the fake mailman
with nothing to pick up.
498
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,679
All the effort I had put into
499
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,806
maintaining this
delicate reality
500
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,766
had gone out the window.
501
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,394
Wheee...
502
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,480
NATHAN: So, what was Angela
actually doing here?
503
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,735
I'm just so confused.
You won't let me have...
504
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,862
the experience I want.
505
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,699
But I can't even tell if you're
invested in this yourself.
506
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,368
I'm as invested as I can be.
507
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,954
But this is all
sort of absurd, right?
508
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,290
Swapping out the kids
through the window,
509
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,417
aging them
three years at a time.
510
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,628
It won't work if you don't try.
You have to want it to work.
511
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,340
Are you mad that I... have been
caught up in my work
512
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,593
and haven't been prioritizing
our family life?
513
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,179
-Because if so, I'm sorry. I--
-Nathan! What family life?
514
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,097
You know we're not
your real family, right?
515
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,850
This is your work. All of this.
516
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:32,976
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
517
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,394
NATHAN: I was starting
to lose track
518
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,938
of which version of myself
I was supposed to be
519
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,356
in these rehearsals.
520
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,069
But I wanted to know what Angela
was hoping to get from all this.
521
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,404
So, is this silly?
522
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,240
Or is it something
that I should take seriously?
523
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,993
(SCOFFS) It's silly and serious.
524
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,120
I mean, it's complicated.
525
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289
Life can be more
than one thing, right?
526
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,375
Life's complicated, and...
Why are you even here, huh?
527
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,294
What's the real reason?
Honestly?
528
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,088
Okay, well, why are you here?
Huh?
529
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,631
Why are you doing this?
530
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,674
For you-- Are you really trying
to help me?
531
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,469
Or am I the silly part
that you talk about, huh?
532
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,679
Is my life the joke?
533
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,348
Do you sit here
with your friends
534
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,391
at the end of the day
laughing at me?
535
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,144
No, you're not the joke.
Not at all.
536
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,312
No one's the joke.
537
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,273
The situations are funny,
but interesting too.
538
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,025
-(QUIETLY) Shut up.
-But this can be--
539
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,611
Like, the opportunity to raise
your kids in-- in a rehearsal--
540
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,530
-Just shut up!
-(LAMP CLATTERS)
541
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,824
♪ (SOFT MUSIC FADES) ♪
542
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,202
You're a liar.
Because if this were real,
543
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,996
you would have
some sort of emotion
544
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,749
instead of standing there
like a rock.
545
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,421
Do you want to feel something?
546
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:47,050
Do you want to feel
something real?
547
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,555
(SHAKILY) Yeah.
548
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,015
That's sad.
549
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,143
You never will.
550
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,062
No matter how hard you try...
551
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,774
you never will.
552
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,616
Oh...
553
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,870
Okay.
554
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,080
Maybe we can try a...
555
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,500
-just a nicer version
of the entire scenario.
-Yeah.
556
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,460
Okay. Yeah, we can do that.
557
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,840
-NATHAN: That was really good.
-ACTRESS: Okay.
558
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,805
-How're you doing?
-I'm doing very well, thank you.
559
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,892
-How are you?
-Good.
560
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,728
-Good.
-Um...
561
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,565
I was looking
at some of the footage
562
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,193
from when I was away
out of town.
563
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,528
-Mm-hmm.
-I guess it seems like
564
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,948
maybe when
I'm not around, that...
565
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,826
you know, you don't care
so much about...
566
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,454
the reality of the experience,
yet when I'm here,
567
00:24:57,537 --> 00:25:01,541
you're very controlling
about what I can experience...
568
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,128
-in it.
-(CLICKS TONGUE) Oh!
569
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,797
-Does that make sense?
-It definitely does.
570
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,424
Mm-hmm.
571
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,592
Um...
572
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:14,679
I navigated through
a lot of situations that...
573
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,349
you know, were difficult
and uncertain,
574
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,726
and I wasn't given
a lot of direction.
575
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:23,897
Um, I could have been a--
a collaborator with you on this.
576
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,066
More so than--
than you've let me.
577
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,819
Angela, a collaborator?
This whole thing is you.
578
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,738
-This is your ideal house.
-I'm-- I'm talking about--
579
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:32,906
I'm talking about psychological.
580
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,699
This is how you wanted
to raise the children.
581
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,867
This is everything.
582
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,160
But I've never done this before.
583
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,912
-NATHAN: Yeah,
and neither have I.
-No direction.
584
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:40,038
-Neither have I.
-No direction.
585
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,289
-And we figured it out.
-Okay, well--
586
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,917
And I feel like we--
we still make mistakes, but...
587
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,293
-ANGELA: Yes--
-...we're doing okay.
588
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,088
ANGELA: So, originally,
I wanted the whole thing.
589
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,173
-NATHAN: Uh-huh.
-I wanted zero to eighteen.
590
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:54,302
-Yeah, we can still do that.
-ANGELA: Yeah, but it's like...
591
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,473
kind of almost like
I don't know--
592
00:25:58,556 --> 00:25:59,766
I don't see an end in sight.
593
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,893
I don't know when we're gonna
get to the 18-year-old.
594
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,812
-I don't know.
-Uh-huh.
595
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,523
You know, and I think
it's a good time
596
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,900
to bring closure to it.
597
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,237
Yeah. I think it's a good time.
598
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,448
Okay. Um...
599
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,159
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
600
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:23,206
I... I feel incredibly blessed
to have been chosen for this.
601
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:27,168
And... yeah, thank you
for all the work you put in
602
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,338
to tailor this to my experience.
603
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,508
Um, it's in--
they did a really excellent job
604
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,720
with-- down to the details.
So thank you.
605
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,596
Thank you so much.
606
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682
-Yeah, thank you.
-It's very special.
607
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,226
-You're welcome.
-Thank you.
608
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,103
Thank you
for being a part of it.
609
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,354
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
610
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,648
-Yeah, definitely.
-Okay.
611
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,608
I'll take my tea.
612
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,071
Thanks.
613
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,425
Oh, thank you!
614
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,890
Thanks for this experience.
615
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,433
-Okay.
-I really appreciate it.
616
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,684
-Yeah.
-ADAM: Daddy!
617
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,228
NATHAN: The woman who
this rehearsal was designed for
618
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,730
was now gone.
619
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,857
(CAR HONKS)
620
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,154
NATHAN: So what was this urge
inside of me to carry on?
621
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,865
(BOTH SCREAM)
622
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,242
Hey, buddy! Can I talk
to you about something?
623
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,036
What?
624
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,872
Your mommy's decided
to leave the family, okay?
625
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,541
-Why?
-I don't know.
626
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,252
But, hey! It has nothing
to do with you, 'kay?
627
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,339
-Yeah.
-You still got me, right?
628
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,424
Who am I?
629
00:27:58,676 --> 00:27:59,719
Who am I?
630
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,180
Daddy.
631
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:04,849
NATHAN: Maybe doing this alone
is what I needed.
632
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,812
To sink or swim
on my own terms.
633
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,565
♪ (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
634
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,993
It was time to stand up
for my own values.
635
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,037
(GRUNTS)
636
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,957
And the values
of those who came before me.
637
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,462
We don't always get to choose
what happens in life,
638
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,841
but we do get to decide
if we rehearse for it.
639
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,553
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
640
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,390
(CAR APPROACHING)
641
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,813
-Chag sameach.
-Chag sameach.
642
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,399
NATHAN: So, uh... she's gone.
643
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,609
-MIRIAM: What?
-NATHAN: Yeah.
644
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,695
MIRIAM:
Congratulations, my dear!
645
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,321
What's gonna happen to Adam?
646
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,866
-I got Adam.
-You got Adam.
647
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,868
-Yeah, he sticks with me.
-She just left Adam behind?
648
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,786
-Yeah.
-Awesome. (LAUGHS)
649
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,955
-Yeah. Pretty good, huh?
-Yes!
650
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,915
-Come on in.
-We're gonna make another Jew.
651
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,376
And hold it
as we say the blessing.
652
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:20,592
♪ (BOTH SINGING PRAYER
IN HEBREW) ♪
653
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,015
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
654
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,975
Israel warned those civilians
655
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,643
that there was gonna
be a bombing.
656
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,188
They had time to get out
if they wanted to.
657
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,982
So the AP right away
blamed Israel for everything.
658
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,359
Media is biased
for the Palestinians
659
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,236
-against the Israelis.
-Okay.
660
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,363
And that's how they present
the news.
661
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,824
What's your opinion
about Israel?
662
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:48,328
It's kind of a-- a hot button
issue right now, isn't it?
663
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:49,787
-MIRIAM: What?
-Israel.
664
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,457
You have a platform,
you should support Israel.
665
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,501
-That's part of being Jewish...
-Yeah.
666
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:55,752
...is supporting Israel.
667
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,046
So I should...
I should say, like...
668
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,090
um... like my opinion, or...
669
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,718
MIRIAM: Well, what do you think
about the Palestinian issue?
670
00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:04,886
Well, um...
671
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:05,970
♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
672
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,347
I mean, I-- I-- I--
673
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,893
I-- I-- I guess I, um, support--
674
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,645
I mean it's-- it's tricky
'cause, you know,
675
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:16,022
I know there's a lot of people
with strong opinions about it...
676
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:19,526
MIRIAM: You have a platform,
you should talk about
how beautiful Israel is,
677
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,028
how important it is
in the whole Middle East.
678
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,446
Yeah. Okay.
679
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,740
-MIRIAM: How we are
a light to the nations.
-NATHAN: Yeah.
680
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,951
MIRIAM:
How in Israel was invented
681
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,870
all kinds of medical advances
682
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,623
that help all the people
of all the world,
683
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:37,210
and some of them don't even know
that they were invented there.
684
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,503
NATHAN: Mm-hmm.
685
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:42,423
MIRIAM: And then that, uh,
the Intel and the microchips
686
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,260
and the computers
and the medical advances
687
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,553
and all kinds of things,
688
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:50,056
that we are ohr la'goyim,
a light to the nations.
689
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,226
NATHAN: Yum, these doughnuts
are delicious.
690
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,938
MIRIAM: Oh. In Hebrew,
we call them sufganiyot.
691
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,982
-NATHAN: Sufganiyot, right.
-They're not exactly sufganiyot
692
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:01,859
because the sufganiyot
are not sugar coated.
693
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,403
These are just jelly doughnuts.
694
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:04,654
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
52556
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