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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:08,591 ADAM: Who is it? 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:13,805 -Oh, hi! -Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,599 I'm Dr. Farts. Come and have a seat. 4 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,894 Put your head down, you're ruining my doctor. 5 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:24,149 Dr. Fart, I'm really sick. Do you think you could help me? 6 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:27,193 Yes, I can help you with my farts. 7 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,404 With your farts? How does that work? 8 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:30,572 Um... 9 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,116 It will make you still alive. 10 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,702 Oh, that makes sense. 11 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,414 (BLOWS RASPBERRIES, LAUGHS) 12 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,417 The farts aren't working. I still feel sick. 13 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:46,546 -Do you think it's cancer? -May... be... yeah. 14 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,632 -So, what should I do? -Eat my poo, 15 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801 it'll make you feel better. 16 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,721 -Your poo? -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 17 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,431 NATHAN FIELDER: You want me to eat your poo? 18 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,558 Yeah. Eat the poo! 19 00:00:58,641 --> 00:00:59,851 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 20 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,187 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 21 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,481 ADAM: Eat it! 22 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:08,818 It's poo. (LAUGHS) 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,489 -Finish it. Eat it all. -NATHAN: Okay. 24 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,115 ADAM: It's crunchy. 25 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,119 NATHAN: Wow! I think I'm cured. 26 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,954 You always eat the poo. 27 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,416 (SMACKS LIPS) That's it. 28 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,668 Wow. Wow. 29 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,712 -What do you think? -Yeah. 30 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,756 I think that was pretty disgusting. 31 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,883 It was his concept. 32 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,301 -Was it? -Yeah. 33 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:34,677 Oh, really? 34 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,346 -You don't believe me? -No. 35 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,890 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 36 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,476 NATHAN: All right, where's Adam? 37 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:45,855 Is he under this chair? No. 38 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,982 Is he under this chair? 39 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,194 -There he is! There he is! -(LAUGHING) No, no! 40 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,072 NATHAN: Ever since I turned Adam back into a six-year-old, 41 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,157 I was determined to take my duties 42 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,659 as a father seriously. 43 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,953 Woah! (LAUGHS) 44 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,580 -(ANGELA CHUCKLES) -NATHAN: I realized that neither me or Angela 45 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,624 would get anything out of this rehearsal 46 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,501 unless we were both fully committed to it. 47 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,211 -(BLOWS NOSE) -Good, good. 48 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,420 NATHAN: So I decided there would be 49 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,422 no other rehearsals besides this one. 50 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,341 -I win! -NATHAN: What? Oh! (CHUCKLES) 51 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,634 -You win? -Yes! 52 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:17,011 NATHAN: I was all in on my family. 53 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:22,100 "The Holy Spirit came down from Heaven 54 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,643 in the form of a dove..." 55 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,895 -Mm-hmm. -"...and landed on Jesus. 56 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,190 Then God said, 'This is my son.'" 57 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,525 ANGELA: Mm-hmm. 58 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,527 NATHAN: Back when I first joined the family, 59 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,821 Angela had expressed strong opinions 60 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,155 about Adam's education. 61 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,742 I'm considering a faith-based homeschooling curriculum. 62 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,287 -What do you think? -Yeah, sounds good. I-- 63 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:45,874 If we had, you know, like a Monday through Friday... 64 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,375 NATHAN: I was raised Jewish, 65 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:50,128 and I still do all of the holidays and stuff. 66 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,337 But because Angela 67 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,715 was so passionate about Christianity, 68 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,259 I thought I'd be open to trying it her way. 69 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,928 And 100 million stood to attend him. 70 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,055 His clothing was white as snow. 71 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,308 His hair was like the whitest wool. 72 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,936 -Whoa. -Yeah. 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,438 NATHAN: But when Adam was three, 74 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,733 my parents drove down to visit from Vancouver, Canada. 75 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,902 So I invited them over for a picnic. 76 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,404 So, we're trying to raise him together and... 77 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,572 Oh. 78 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,365 -Doing our best so far. -Okay. 79 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,658 -Yeah. -Experiencing the challenges. 80 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,993 -Okay. -Yeah. 81 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:25,079 I mean, there's definitely a lot I don't know and I feel like... 82 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,499 she's been very generous with... like, she's very knowledgeable. 83 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,252 ANGELA: Yes. I feel like I get clarity and perspective 84 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,962 just from my relationship with God 85 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,090 and learning about God and what His word says. 86 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,468 -DEB FIELDER: Mm. -NATHAN: What was the book you suggested? Or... 87 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,594 John 1:1. 88 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:40,970 -DEB: So, certain things-- -John 1:1. 89 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,805 -ANGELA: Romans 8. -Certain things could-- 90 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,891 -DEB: Sorry? -Romans 8. 91 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,353 Romans 8. 92 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,688 NATHAN: And after the meal, they cornered me. 93 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,358 I didn't realize that you were raising the kid with her. 94 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,485 -Yeah, I am. -Okay. 95 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,779 I mean, I kind of came into it after her. 96 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,030 -Yeah. -So, you know, we're... 97 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:01,491 Well, I think that, um, you know, 98 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,951 there's nothing wrong 99 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,078 with talking about the things that you've grown up with, 100 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,913 the traditions you've grown up with 101 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:09,791 and the values that you've learned also. 102 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,251 NATHAN: At the time, I didn't really understand 103 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:16,005 why my parents seemed to care how I raised a fake child 104 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,423 with a fake partner. 105 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,760 But it's kinda her... She's really into the... 106 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,846 this stuff, you know, and I don't wanna overstep or... 107 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,140 So, sometimes you feel like it's just easier 108 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,393 to go along with things rather than... (CLICKS TONGUE) 109 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,019 ...you know, deal with the tension. 110 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,689 -NATHAN: Yeah. -Yeah. 111 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,316 NATHAN: But my mom's tone made me realize 112 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,777 they had seen this before. 113 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:41,072 My relationship with Angela was starting to parallel 114 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,908 real relationships I had had in the past. 115 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,243 Can you go downstairs and make sure 116 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,911 the cookies are taken out of the oven? 117 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,287 -NATHAN: Yes. -Thanks. 118 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,872 -NATHAN: Right now? -Yeah. 119 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,416 Okay. 120 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,667 ANGELA: Make sure to use an oven mitt. 121 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,919 NATHAN: I have a tendency to let my partner 122 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,380 take the reigns and make the decisions 123 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,632 as a way of avoiding conflict. 124 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,884 (SMACKS LIPS) Hmm... two more minutes. 125 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,219 Two-- Okay. 126 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:07,056 NATHAN: And by not asking Angela to raise Adam with Judaism too, 127 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,559 I was falling into my old habits. 128 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,477 We love you. In Jesus' name. 129 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,812 -Amen. -Amen. 130 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,064 (EXHALES) Amen. 131 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,651 But this could be an opportunity to change those habits, 132 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,653 to practice getting what I wanted 133 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,531 without it turning into a fight. 134 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,992 So I decided to wait until wintertime, 135 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,244 because I thought discussing holiday plans 136 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:31,456 would be a good way to ease into the conversation. 137 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:36,753 But it turns out winter is very expensive to maintain. 138 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:42,091 So I knew I couldn't put it off much longer. 139 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:47,430 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 140 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,818 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 141 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,782 I guess, since it's, uh... 142 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,576 winter, um... 143 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:12,038 should we talk about our holiday plans at all? 144 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:14,582 Yeah. Christmas is really important to me 145 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:16,250 and there's a lot I want to do, 146 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,544 so we should get started planning 147 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,046 sooner rather than later. 148 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,090 Yeah, and, um... 149 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,426 I was just wondering if, um, maybe we should-- 150 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,512 or how you'd feel about incorporating 151 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:31,015 some Judaism into Adam's life too. 152 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,436 Um... (EXHALES SHARPLY) Okay. 153 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,313 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -NATHAN: I had flown out 154 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,440 one of my Fielder Method graduates to help me 155 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,984 better understand this woman I was living with 156 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,779 and navigate this sensitive conversation. 157 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,447 Okay, I just feel like this whole experience 158 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,866 was supposed to be about me, and now all of a sudden 159 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,409 it feels like it's becoming about you. 160 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,578 But in a real relationship, your partner might have 161 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,830 different feelings than you, right? 162 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,124 Yeah, but I know that they'd be Christian. 163 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:59,001 But people change their minds all the time, right? 164 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:02,004 -Were you always Christian? -(EXHALES DEEPLY) 165 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,172 NATHAN: Exactly. 166 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,633 There could be no flaws in my approach. 167 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,844 So I constructed an exact replica 168 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,013 of our entire home to get every detail right. 169 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,181 -ACTRESS: Hello. -NATHAN: Come on in. 170 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,474 -This is Angela. -ANGELA: Hi, there. 171 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,767 -This is Adam. -Hi. 172 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,102 How are you-- Hi, Adam. 173 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,938 NATHAN: I had the actress pose as a new nanny I had hired, 174 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,858 so she'd be able to secretly observe Angela 175 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,360 and learn everything about her primary. 176 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,654 Nathan and I are not-- 177 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,239 -We were never... -Okay. 178 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,366 These are the teas she uses. 179 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,659 This is her handwriting. 180 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:32,827 -ACTRESS: Mm-hmm. -You see? 181 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,329 Do you find that it's been healthy for you here? 182 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,540 (ANGELA CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES SHARPLY) 183 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,667 Mm... 184 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,378 NATHAN: Making my rehearsal as true as life. 185 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:45,173 Okay, well, now I feel like you're just interested 186 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,340 in winning an argument 187 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,009 and not actually having a conversation with me. 188 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,719 -No, no. That's absurd. No, no. -ACTRESS: So... 189 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,431 This could be fun. There's a lot of couples that... 190 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,558 do different religions in a relationship. 191 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:56,767 It's very common. 192 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,562 Okay. Sometimes, when you set your mind on something, 193 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,022 it feels like you have tunnel vision. 194 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:03,983 And then I don't feel I have the space to object. 195 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:06,986 We're just-- We're doing-- This is what we're-- We're just talking. 196 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,197 Yeah, you're saying that we're talking, 197 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,615 but this is your project. 198 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,742 It's not like I really have a say. (CHUCKLES) 199 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,704 I mean, you... 200 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,918 Did you know that the term "fragrance" 201 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,671 can contain over 1000 nat-- a thousand manmade chemicals? 202 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,049 -Oh, really? -It's really, you know. 203 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,425 Forever chemicals. 204 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:34,889 But yeah, sometimes I actually b-- boil a pot of like, cloves, 205 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,474 to, like, make the house smell good. 206 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:37,850 -Cloves? -Mm-hmm. 207 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,560 I thought you said clothes. 208 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,896 -(ANGELA LAUGHS) -(CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS) 209 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,814 Smell of fresh clothes. 210 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,233 NATHAN: Um... 211 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:49,946 So, obviously it's winter and the holidays are... 212 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,657 -coming up and, you know... -Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,493 It's like Christmas time, and as... 214 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,497 someone who is a Jew, and... 215 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:04,627 you know, could there be a path 216 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,004 to doing Hanukkah too? 217 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,715 And maybe even beyond that, you know, 218 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:14,178 raising Adam with Jewish... uh, Judaism too. 219 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:20,101 -As a faith? -NATHAN: As a faith, yeah. 220 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:24,272 I'm pretty much like a no on the faith part 'cause... 221 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,986 Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. So... 222 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,155 I'm not trying to get you to compromise your beliefs. 223 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,449 I'm just-- all I'm doing is saying, 224 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,952 well, is there... can I... 225 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,454 get a little bit too 226 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:43,124 and then we do-- we do it all together. 227 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,669 We do both, you know, however we need to. 228 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:51,674 I, unfortunately, cannot participate in Judaism. 229 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,885 Because Judaism denies 230 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,971 that Christ came and died for us. 231 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,640 -So I can't deny that. -Well-- 232 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,102 And I wouldn't raise a child to deny that. 233 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,229 'Cause it's the truth. 234 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,773 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 235 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:11,277 NATHAN: I wanted everything to stay as calm as possible. 236 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,112 Why don't we talk about something else? 237 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,488 Oh, okay. 238 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,615 Um... 239 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,534 What's your favorite movie? 240 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:21,871 (GASPS) I love the movie Apocalypto. 241 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,998 -(CHUCKLES) Have you seen it? -Yeah. 242 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,375 I think Mel Gibson makes really good movies. 243 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,543 Oh, yeah, it's a classic. 244 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,378 ANGELA: Yeah. He's one of my favorite directors. 245 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,504 Right, right. 246 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,840 I like his camera technique where he floats. 247 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,759 He's a little, um... 248 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,345 I think he just said, like... 249 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,765 bad stuff about Jews and, um... 250 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,018 Hmm. 251 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,770 Hmm. 252 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,234 NATHAN: But things quickly veered off course. 253 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,362 ANGELA: You joked about eating feces... 254 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,989 -He riffed it, so I went with it. -...with a child. 255 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,866 -No. -NATHAN: What do you mean, no? 256 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,034 It's not appropriate. 257 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,327 Do you know sketch comedy? 258 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,620 -ANGELA: Yes, I know-- -You have to-- 259 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,246 I watch Key & Peele, I know sketch comedy. 260 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,415 Okay. So, you have to escalate the sketch, right? 261 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,833 ANGELA: Let me tell you something. 262 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,252 -So if you start with fart-- -This is adult subject matter. 263 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,088 Do you wanna finish the dishes? 264 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,881 -ANGELA: Sure. -Okay. 265 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,722 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 266 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:27,269 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 267 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,105 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 268 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,439 ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 269 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,901 Okay, you wanna take these? Okay. Here, put the jacket on. 270 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,864 -Okay, awesome. Have a great time. -NATHAN: Okay. Bye. 271 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,199 -Bye. -ANGELA: Bye. 272 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,285 NATHAN: As much as we all love Mel Gibson as a director, 273 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,038 he's not the director of this show. 274 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,249 And in this show, I get to decide 275 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,042 which religion gets featured. 276 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,002 What do you know about, um... 277 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,631 -Jews? -What? 278 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,300 Judaism, Jews. 279 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,804 Mm... What is that? 280 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,597 There you go. 281 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,392 Okay. 282 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,310 This is a kippah. 283 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,731 And-- and it's a special hat that's for Jews only. 284 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,984 You don't get one of these if you're Christian. 285 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,570 -So, are you Christian or Jew? -Mm... Jew. 286 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,197 Jew. Okay, good. There you go. So you get one. 287 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,827 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 288 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,912 Pretty cool, huh? 289 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,790 I hadn't been to synagogue in years because it's so boring. 290 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,625 -NATHAN: Shabbat shalom. -ATTENDEE: Shabbat shalom. 291 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,502 NATHAN: But I couldn't help but feel excited 292 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,881 to reconnect with my faith through the eyes of my son. 293 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,424 ♪ (CANTORS SINGING PRAYER) ♪ 294 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,342 ADAM: 295 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,430 NATHAN: 296 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,641 But Adam had a lot of questions, and I found myself 297 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,603 unable to provide him with clear answers. 298 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,771 ADAM: 299 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,065 NATHAN: Uh... I don't know, actually. 300 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,401 ADAM: 301 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,820 NATHAN: Um... I think they're saying... 302 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,946 ♪ (CANTORS SINGING) ♪ 303 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,240 Uh... 304 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,410 So I decided the next step would be getting him a Jewish tutor, 305 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,037 since that's what I would do in real life. 306 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,580 -MIRIAM: Hello. -NATHAN: Hi, this is Adam. 307 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,165 -ADAM: I have a question. -Yeah. 308 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,167 Um, was Jesus the first Jew? 309 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,212 Jesus? No, no. 310 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,840 The first Jew, his name was Abraham. 311 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,177 Hey. 312 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,179 Okay, lean your head over. 313 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,182 I also needed to make sure that Adam had his story straight 314 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,726 if Angela asked him any questions. 315 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,520 So, each day before we got home, 316 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,480 I quizzed him about what happened. 317 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,315 So, what did do you learn at swimming today? 318 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,859 Uh, I learned to do a backstroke. 319 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,862 Okay, so you were looking up. So what color was the ceiling? 320 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,113 Um... 321 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,323 It was white. 322 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,700 -And was there a lifeguard at the pool? -Uh, yeah. 323 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:50,329 -And what was his name? -His name was... Bob. 324 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,123 -ANGELA: Hi. -ADAM: Hi. 325 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,209 You're all wet. 326 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,795 It was really fun. 327 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:02,800 And my teacher was Ukrainian and he had a blue swimsuit. 328 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,760 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 329 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,928 (ANGELA CHUCKLES) 330 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,513 The lifeguard's whistle was red. 331 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,515 -Okay. Um, good. -Oh. 332 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,142 Yeah, so, I think he should go to his room maybe now. 333 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,352 I think he's had a... 334 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,020 -ANGELA: Okay. -He's a little tired, maybe. 335 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,733 -(EXHALES SHARPLY) -Would he like a towel? 336 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,569 Yeah, yeah. I should get him... 337 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,572 Just they get so wet in the water, the kids. 338 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:28,242 ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 339 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,910 NATHAN: For the first time in a while, 340 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,037 it felt like there was harmony in our home. 341 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,414 Okay, what do you want on there? 342 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,332 -ANGELA: I like that one. -ADAM: I want the spaceship one. 343 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,375 Okay, hang it up. 344 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,419 We were both able to get what we wanted 345 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,004 out of raising this child. 346 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,505 We're going to feed the chickens. 347 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,801 Okay. This way. 348 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,474 "Under King Antiochus, many Jews were afraid for their lives. 349 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,769 So they were forced to follow the King's orders. 350 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,896 This group was called the Maccabees." 351 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,107 Can you say "hanukkiah"? 352 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,775 -Let me hear. -Hanukkiah. 353 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,570 MIRIAM: That's right. Look how smart you are. 354 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,738 All right. 355 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,948 Would it be okay if we use the bathroom really quick? 356 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,784 -Yeah. Sure. -Okay. Come on. 357 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,870 But when we started using Miriam's shower 358 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,496 -after every class... -(WATER RUNNING) 359 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,789 NATHAN: Is that a good temperature? 360 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,791 ...she began asking questions. 361 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,126 What happened to you? 362 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,211 NATHAN: It was just a little, um... 363 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,006 The shower accidentally turned on, and then I slipped. 364 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,925 (CHUCKLES) It's okay, I mean, it's okay. It's, uh, um... 365 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,429 Um... 366 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,975 The woman I'm, um... 367 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,936 parenting Adam with, um... 368 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563 she doesn't want him to be Jewish. 369 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:45,319 And so I'm kind of having to do it in secret a little bit. 370 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,030 Wow. 371 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,492 I gathered that from the questions that he asked me. 372 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,286 You know, he asked me "Did the Jews kill Jesus?" 373 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,289 I mean, I talked to her about wanting to like compromise 374 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,291 -and be like, well, maybe we could do both? -Mm-hmm. 375 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,419 And she thinks Judaism is kind of an affront 376 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,587 to Christianity. 377 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,714 And so she doesn't want to do... and... 378 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,050 Oh, I wouldn't stand for that, man. 379 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,928 NATHAN: Miriam was making me feel like a bad Jew. 380 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,056 For centuries and centuries, the Christian people 381 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:19,853 were terrified of the Jews because their religion was older 382 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,148 and, you know, the real thing. 383 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,526 And that's why they tried to kill us 384 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,778 for so many thousands of years. 385 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:31,699 So, for me, that wouldn't be okay, you know? 386 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,743 You have to stand up to that. You're 38 years old. 387 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,831 You're not a kid. 388 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,124 -Yeah. -MIRIAM: You know? 389 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,127 NATHAN: And I was realizing that being a Jewish father 390 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,379 was more complicated than I thought. 391 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,755 MIRIAM: I heard your part. 392 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,633 I want to hear what she has to say about her stand. 393 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,759 You want to talk to her? 394 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,095 Well, I could bring in some of that knowledge 395 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,222 that I told you to study about. 396 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,433 NATHAN: Miriam wanted to talk to Angela 397 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,351 about how we were raising Adam. 398 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,979 And I thought that could maybe be a good idea. 399 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,358 Do you need to rehearse at all? 400 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,781 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 401 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,659 NATHAN: Miriam knows more about religion than me. 402 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,412 Maybe she could win her over. 403 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,622 -This is my friend Miriam. -ANGELA: Hi, Miriam. 404 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,083 -Hi, nice to meet you, Angela. -Nice to meet you. Pleasure. 405 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,588 So, you're very conflicted about Judaism 406 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,716 -being part of Adam's life. -ANGELA: Mm... 407 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,886 MIRIAM: So, can you tell me why, or what... 408 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,973 I wouldn't describe the way that I'm feeling as conflicted. 409 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,394 I might use a different word. I might use, um... 410 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,272 (SMACKS LIPS) I'm just against it. 411 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,274 -As a faith. -Okay... 412 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,611 ANGELA: Um, Judaism denies that Christ has returned yet. 413 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:54,865 What about the values of Judaism and the values of Christianity? 414 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,159 Do they conflict with each other too? 415 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,661 Same values. Same values. 416 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,955 -Yeah, so what's the deal? -Yes. 417 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,999 -What's the deal here? -NATHAN: Yeah, what's the deal? 418 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,002 Why are you so persistent about this one point? 419 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,340 Jesus Christ. That's the deal. He is the deal. 420 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,968 -He is the chief cornerstone. -You know what? Forget about it. 421 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,887 -Forget about it. -NATHAN: Forget about what? 422 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,639 About all of it. 423 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016 I don't do well with anti-Semites. 424 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,476 So that's it. 425 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,353 I'm done with this. 426 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,022 -You know? -NATHAN: Okay. 427 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,649 -I'm not an-- -I think that's the end of the discussion. 428 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484 She's saying she's understanding, 429 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,319 but then she's insisting that... 430 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,904 ANGELA: I have no hate towards anyone. 431 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,365 I love Jesus Christ and I won't deny Him. That's it. 432 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,201 Okay. And maybe one day you'll understand 433 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,538 that the world does not revolve around Jesus Christ. 434 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,125 Nathan likes to start fights. There was peace in the household 435 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,293 until, you know, he came with this. 436 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,712 NATHAN: Who does it look like likes to start fights, based on this-- 437 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,881 -And he likes to manipulate people. -NATHAN: What do you think? 438 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,300 MIRIAM: You know that during the Middle Ages... 439 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,386 -uh... -It's hard for him to be honest. 440 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,514 MIRIAM: You don't have to talk about Jesus constantly. 441 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,809 Nathan has a problem with lying. He lies a lot. 442 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,478 He does. 443 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444 NATHAN: I found myself needing a place to go 444 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,155 from time to time, away from the house. 445 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,032 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 446 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,534 NATHAN: My replica bar set 447 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,870 had been sitting empty for months. 448 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:27,124 So I recently obtained an Oregon State special events liquor license 449 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,085 and built an 82-foot enclosed walkway 450 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,254 leading to the outside world. 451 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,381 For legal reasons, 452 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,758 I couldn't use the name Alligator Lounge, 453 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,804 but I came up with a new name that was even cooler. 454 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,766 The sign was enough to attract a few locals who had no idea 455 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,979 this bar was actually just a set in a warehouse. 456 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,524 I figured since it was here, I might as well use it. 457 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,737 And it was cool to own my own bar that HBO paid for. 458 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,822 I'm the Nate from Nate's Lizard Lounge. Yeah. 459 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,783 It was also a way of keeping some of my acting students 460 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,036 employed in between roles. 461 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,333 I had been reviewing the footage from the 16 cameras 462 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,792 I had installed in our home 463 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,795 because I was having an increasingly difficult time 464 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,673 interpreting Angela's behavior. 465 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,717 We were having more disagreements, 466 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,219 which was a good challenge for a rehearsal. 467 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,763 You ate feces. 468 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,098 -You ate the child's feces. -NATHAN: I did-- 469 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,726 -Angela, it was a chocolate bar. -I don't care. 470 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,478 NATHAN: But sometimes I couldn't tell 471 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,605 if we were arguing as co-parents 472 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,857 or if she was actually mad at me. 473 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:39,446 Are you aware that eating poo is actually a satanic ritual? 474 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,114 -(SCOFFS) I-- No. -Like... 475 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,741 -And I'm-- -Maybe you should make a list for me 476 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,701 of all the things that are satanic, 477 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,079 so that I know when I'm doing something, 478 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,872 how to avoid them. 479 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,208 -ANGELA: To smear-- to smear-- -I'm gonna bring home oranges from the grocery store 480 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,459 and you're gonna be like, "That's satanic." 481 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,877 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 482 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,171 NATHAN: I had assumed she was just really engaged 483 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,965 with this parenting rehearsal. 484 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,009 But when I started reviewing the footage 485 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,222 from when I was out of town, it painted a different story. 486 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,349 From the moment I left, 487 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,102 Angela had completely abandoned the notion 488 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,271 that she was rehearsing for her future life as a mother. 489 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,024 ANGELA: 490 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,407 ANGELA: Joshua. 491 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,202 JOSHUA: Yeah. 492 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,330 NATHAN: There were no homeschool lessons, 493 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,540 no gardening, 494 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,501 and the fake orders she was supposed to package up 495 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,046 to simulate the future success of her home business 496 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,007 ceased to go out, 497 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:44,052 leaving the fake mailman with nothing to pick up. 498 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,679 All the effort I had put into 499 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,806 maintaining this delicate reality 500 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,766 had gone out the window. 501 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,394 Wheee... 502 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,480 NATHAN: So, what was Angela actually doing here? 503 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,735 I'm just so confused. You won't let me have... 504 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,862 the experience I want. 505 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,699 But I can't even tell if you're invested in this yourself. 506 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,368 I'm as invested as I can be. 507 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,954 But this is all sort of absurd, right? 508 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,290 Swapping out the kids through the window, 509 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,417 aging them three years at a time. 510 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,628 It won't work if you don't try. You have to want it to work. 511 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,340 Are you mad that I... have been caught up in my work 512 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,593 and haven't been prioritizing our family life? 513 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,179 -Because if so, I'm sorry. I-- -Nathan! What family life? 514 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,097 You know we're not your real family, right? 515 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,850 This is your work. All of this. 516 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:32,976 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 517 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,394 NATHAN: I was starting to lose track 518 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,938 of which version of myself I was supposed to be 519 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,356 in these rehearsals. 520 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,069 But I wanted to know what Angela was hoping to get from all this. 521 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,404 So, is this silly? 522 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,240 Or is it something that I should take seriously? 523 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,993 (SCOFFS) It's silly and serious. 524 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,120 I mean, it's complicated. 525 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289 Life can be more than one thing, right? 526 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,375 Life's complicated, and... Why are you even here, huh? 527 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,294 What's the real reason? Honestly? 528 00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,088 Okay, well, why are you here? Huh? 529 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,631 Why are you doing this? 530 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,674 For you-- Are you really trying to help me? 531 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,469 Or am I the silly part that you talk about, huh? 532 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,679 Is my life the joke? 533 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,348 Do you sit here with your friends 534 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,391 at the end of the day laughing at me? 535 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,144 No, you're not the joke. Not at all. 536 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,312 No one's the joke. 537 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,273 The situations are funny, but interesting too. 538 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,025 -(QUIETLY) Shut up. -But this can be-- 539 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,611 Like, the opportunity to raise your kids in-- in a rehearsal-- 540 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,530 -Just shut up! -(LAMP CLATTERS) 541 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,824 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC FADES) ♪ 542 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,202 You're a liar. Because if this were real, 543 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,996 you would have some sort of emotion 544 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,749 instead of standing there like a rock. 545 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,421 Do you want to feel something? 546 00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:47,050 Do you want to feel something real? 547 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,555 (SHAKILY) Yeah. 548 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,015 That's sad. 549 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,143 You never will. 550 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,062 No matter how hard you try... 551 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,774 you never will. 552 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,616 Oh... 553 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,870 Okay. 554 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,080 Maybe we can try a... 555 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,500 -just a nicer version of the entire scenario. -Yeah. 556 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,460 Okay. Yeah, we can do that. 557 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,840 -NATHAN: That was really good. -ACTRESS: Okay. 558 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,805 -How're you doing? -I'm doing very well, thank you. 559 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,892 -How are you? -Good. 560 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,728 -Good. -Um... 561 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,565 I was looking at some of the footage 562 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,193 from when I was away out of town. 563 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,528 -Mm-hmm. -I guess it seems like 564 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,948 maybe when I'm not around, that... 565 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,826 you know, you don't care so much about... 566 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,454 the reality of the experience, yet when I'm here, 567 00:24:57,537 --> 00:25:01,541 you're very controlling about what I can experience... 568 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,128 -in it. -(CLICKS TONGUE) Oh! 569 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,797 -Does that make sense? -It definitely does. 570 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,424 Mm-hmm. 571 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,592 Um... 572 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:14,679 I navigated through a lot of situations that... 573 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,349 you know, were difficult and uncertain, 574 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,726 and I wasn't given a lot of direction. 575 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:23,897 Um, I could have been a-- a collaborator with you on this. 576 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,066 More so than-- than you've let me. 577 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,819 Angela, a collaborator? This whole thing is you. 578 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,738 -This is your ideal house. -I'm-- I'm talking about-- 579 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:32,906 I'm talking about psychological. 580 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,699 This is how you wanted to raise the children. 581 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,867 This is everything. 582 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,160 But I've never done this before. 583 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,912 -NATHAN: Yeah, and neither have I. -No direction. 584 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:40,038 -Neither have I. -No direction. 585 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,289 -And we figured it out. -Okay, well-- 586 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,917 And I feel like we-- we still make mistakes, but... 587 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,293 -ANGELA: Yes-- -...we're doing okay. 588 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,088 ANGELA: So, originally, I wanted the whole thing. 589 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,173 -NATHAN: Uh-huh. -I wanted zero to eighteen. 590 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:54,302 -Yeah, we can still do that. -ANGELA: Yeah, but it's like... 591 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,473 kind of almost like I don't know-- 592 00:25:58,556 --> 00:25:59,766 I don't see an end in sight. 593 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,893 I don't know when we're gonna get to the 18-year-old. 594 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,812 -I don't know. -Uh-huh. 595 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,523 You know, and I think it's a good time 596 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,900 to bring closure to it. 597 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,237 Yeah. I think it's a good time. 598 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,448 Okay. Um... 599 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,159 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 600 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:23,206 I... I feel incredibly blessed to have been chosen for this. 601 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:27,168 And... yeah, thank you for all the work you put in 602 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,338 to tailor this to my experience. 603 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,508 Um, it's in-- they did a really excellent job 604 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,720 with-- down to the details. So thank you. 605 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,596 Thank you so much. 606 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682 -Yeah, thank you. -It's very special. 607 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,226 -You're welcome. -Thank you. 608 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,103 Thank you for being a part of it. 609 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,354 -Yeah. -Yeah. 610 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,648 -Yeah, definitely. -Okay. 611 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,608 I'll take my tea. 612 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,071 Thanks. 613 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,425 Oh, thank you! 614 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,890 Thanks for this experience. 615 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,433 -Okay. -I really appreciate it. 616 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,684 -Yeah. -ADAM: Daddy! 617 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,228 NATHAN: The woman who this rehearsal was designed for 618 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,730 was now gone. 619 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,857 (CAR HONKS) 620 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,154 NATHAN: So what was this urge inside of me to carry on? 621 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,865 (BOTH SCREAM) 622 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,242 Hey, buddy! Can I talk to you about something? 623 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,036 What? 624 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,872 Your mommy's decided to leave the family, okay? 625 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,541 -Why? -I don't know. 626 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,252 But, hey! It has nothing to do with you, 'kay? 627 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,339 -Yeah. -You still got me, right? 628 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,424 Who am I? 629 00:27:58,676 --> 00:27:59,719 Who am I? 630 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,180 Daddy. 631 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:04,849 NATHAN: Maybe doing this alone is what I needed. 632 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,812 To sink or swim on my own terms. 633 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,565 ♪ (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 634 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,993 It was time to stand up for my own values. 635 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,037 (GRUNTS) 636 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,957 And the values of those who came before me. 637 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,462 We don't always get to choose what happens in life, 638 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,841 but we do get to decide if we rehearse for it. 639 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,553 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 640 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,390 (CAR APPROACHING) 641 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,813 -Chag sameach. -Chag sameach. 642 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,399 NATHAN: So, uh... she's gone. 643 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,609 -MIRIAM: What? -NATHAN: Yeah. 644 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,695 MIRIAM: Congratulations, my dear! 645 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,321 What's gonna happen to Adam? 646 00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,866 -I got Adam. -You got Adam. 647 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,868 -Yeah, he sticks with me. -She just left Adam behind? 648 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,786 -Yeah. -Awesome. (LAUGHS) 649 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,955 -Yeah. Pretty good, huh? -Yes! 650 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,915 -Come on in. -We're gonna make another Jew. 651 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,376 And hold it as we say the blessing. 652 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:20,592 ♪ (BOTH SINGING PRAYER IN HEBREW) ♪ 653 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,015 (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 654 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,975 Israel warned those civilians 655 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,643 that there was gonna be a bombing. 656 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,188 They had time to get out if they wanted to. 657 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,982 So the AP right away blamed Israel for everything. 658 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,359 Media is biased for the Palestinians 659 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,236 -against the Israelis. -Okay. 660 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,363 And that's how they present the news. 661 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,824 What's your opinion about Israel? 662 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:48,328 It's kind of a-- a hot button issue right now, isn't it? 663 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:49,787 -MIRIAM: What? -Israel. 664 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,457 You have a platform, you should support Israel. 665 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,501 -That's part of being Jewish... -Yeah. 666 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:55,752 ...is supporting Israel. 667 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,046 So I should... I should say, like... 668 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,090 um... like my opinion, or... 669 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,718 MIRIAM: Well, what do you think about the Palestinian issue? 670 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:04,886 Well, um... 671 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:05,970 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 672 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,347 I mean, I-- I-- I-- 673 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,893 I-- I-- I guess I, um, support-- 674 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,645 I mean it's-- it's tricky 'cause, you know, 675 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:16,022 I know there's a lot of people with strong opinions about it... 676 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:19,526 MIRIAM: You have a platform, you should talk about how beautiful Israel is, 677 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,028 how important it is in the whole Middle East. 678 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,446 Yeah. Okay. 679 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,740 -MIRIAM: How we are a light to the nations. -NATHAN: Yeah. 680 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,951 MIRIAM: How in Israel was invented 681 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,870 all kinds of medical advances 682 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,623 that help all the people of all the world, 683 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:37,210 and some of them don't even know that they were invented there. 684 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,503 NATHAN: Mm-hmm. 685 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:42,423 MIRIAM: And then that, uh, the Intel and the microchips 686 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,260 and the computers and the medical advances 687 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,553 and all kinds of things, 688 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:50,056 that we are ohr la'goyim, a light to the nations. 689 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,226 NATHAN: Yum, these doughnuts are delicious. 690 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,938 MIRIAM: Oh. In Hebrew, we call them sufganiyot. 691 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,982 -NATHAN: Sufganiyot, right. -They're not exactly sufganiyot 692 00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:01,859 because the sufganiyot are not sugar coated. 693 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,403 These are just jelly doughnuts. 694 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:04,654 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 52556

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