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Santiago, your test results
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from the sergeant's
exam have arrived.
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Ooh, everybody make room.
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Amy needs adequate space
to do her signature dork dance.
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I don't know if there's
going to be a dork dance.
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I mean, look how small
that envelope is.
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That's not a big,
good news envelope.
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That's a little,
bad news envelope.
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That's nuts.
Sarge, tell her envelope size
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doesn't matter.
If I'm being honest,
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I got a much bigger envelope.
Oh, God.
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Unhelpful, Terry.
Very unhelpful.
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- Mine was bigger, too.
- Okay.
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I just won't ever open it.
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That way,
I'll never get rejected.
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- Fine, I'll open it.
- No!
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Oh, whoa!
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Do it harder.
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I opened it.
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You passed. Oh, my God.
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I'm going to be a sergeant.
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You're going to be a sergeant!
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Yes!
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♪ Oh, no, it's happening.
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Whoo!
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, yeah!
- That's my future wife!
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So...
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♪
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Amy Santiago,
put down that melon,
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for you are about
to feast your eyes
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on one of the most delicious
cases in the NYPD.
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I don't like the
personality I've chosen here.
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I do. You sound like
Caesar Flickerman
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welcoming new "Hunger Games"
tributes to the Quarter Quell.
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In one week,
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you will officially
become a sergeant.
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Which means this case
will be the last one
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we ever work together
as detectives,
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so it has to be perfect.
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I present to you
a serial arson case.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And the fires seem to be
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connected to the
Saturday crossword puzzle.
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- Mama like.
- Two different buildings,
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two consecutive Saturdays,
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and a puzzle left
at each crime scene,
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and a note was sent
to the puzzle's author,
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Mr. Melvin Stermley.
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He's the best in the game!
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He made a puzzle once
where all the answers
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were just the word "puzzle"
in different languages.
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In Estonian, it was moistatus.
Yeah, well, your moistatus
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is about to be hecka moist...
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Don't call HR,
we are getting married...
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Because Melvin Stermley
is coming in
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to help us with the case!
Shawing!
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Hey, I was going through your
calendar for some reason.
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- It's your job.
- Right.
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Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind
you about the commissioner
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candidate meet and greet,
and your presentation
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to the selection committee.
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Being that I am
your campaign manager...
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- You are not.
- I did a little sleuthing
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on your rivals.
You want me to spill the beans?
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Why would you ever
intentionally spill beans?
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They're one of nature's most
densely packed protein sources,
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and they remain
unsullied by flavor.
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Okay, forget it,
I'll just mosey on out.
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Fine, fine, tell me everything.
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All right, have a seat.
It's Gina time.
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Say hello to your compe-tish.
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Bryan McCann, John Kelly,
and John Kelly.
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Yes, that's right,
there are two John Kellys.
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How are these not the same man?
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You should see their wives.
Or should I say, wife.
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Good God, do you know what
their speeches are about?
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I do.
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"Staying the course."
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"Maintaining the course," and.
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"Blazing a path
to a new future."
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I'm kidding, it's
"Remaining on the course."
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Unbelievable, none of these men
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have any interest
in advancing the NYPD.
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That's right,
because they're dinosaurs.
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But do you know
what kills dinosaurs?
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No.
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You-steroids.
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You are going
to kill these dinosaurs.
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Hey, hey dum-dum.
What are you thinking?
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Introducing Amy
to her celebrity crush?
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Are you insane? Relax, Charles.
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It's not a crush, it's her
nerdy crossword puzzling hero.
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I mean, the guy's
got to be a massive dork.
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His name is Melvin Stermley,
for God's sake.
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Jake, he's here.
Come meet Melvin.
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Hey, you can call me Vin.
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Whoa, is this
a new detective car?
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It sure is,
I put in the paperwork
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18 months ago, and got lucky.
They fast tracked it!
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Say hello to the Nine-Nine's
brand new, fully loaded,
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sweet-as-hell
crime-crusher on wheels!
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Holy crap, it has
a heads-up display
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with built-in
license plate reader.
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Who cares.
It's got two burrito holders.
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Those are cup holders, Scully.
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Then what am I supposed
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to use my thighs for, genius?
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Wait, who are you assigning
this car to, Sarge?
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Um, I was actually thinking
I'd get this one.
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You suck.
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Whoa, the heater
in my detective car
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hasn't worked in two years.
I don't have enough body fat
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to keep warm,
Terry's sick of shivering.
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Okay, just seems
a little selfish
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to keep it for yourself
when your detectives,
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who you took an oath to protect,
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are stuck driving
their crappy old cars.
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- Mine's the oldest.
- I've never felt so abandoned.
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And I was actually abandoned.
They found me in a swamp.
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Fine. We'll do a drawing for it.
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But until then,
no one touches it.
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Oops, too late.
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I left a ranch handprint
on the windshield.
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Okay, so here are your puzzles
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from the days
the arsonist set the fire.
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This is really good,
Amy, thanks.
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Hey, so Vin, just curious.
Would you say you have
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the typical physique
of a puzzle maker, or?
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Well, each puzzle only pays
a couple hundred bucks,
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so I mostly
make my money modeling.
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Primarily swimwear.
Yeah, I hear that.
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I could do that too, but I
make pretty good money here,
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so I don't really need to.
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Anyways, let's
talk about the case.
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So here's the letter that
the arsonist sent to Vin.
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"Your clues I discombobulate
to teach you to conjugate,
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the fool who fails to validate
will watch as I conflagrate."
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It seems like he's using my
crossword to tell me something.
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Oh, maybe we should look
at anagrams of the answers.
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That's really good,
"o nasty amiga!"
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He re-arranged the letters
of "Amy Santiago."
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He anagrammed me!
Vin, do Jake Peralta.
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- I doubt that's even possible.
- Eat a jerk, pal.
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What, no one's
ever said that phrase.
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I really think this anagram
approach makes a lot of sense.
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Let's do it.
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I'll take even clues,
you take odds.
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Great, and I will take
everyone's coffee order.
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That's equally helpful.
I don't drink coffee.
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But I'd love a kombucha.
Great, I'll just...
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walk to the kombucha store.
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Yeah, of course.
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You can't wear
a coat over a tank,
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You're not Ryan Gosling.
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No, not at all.
I mean, I am a little surprised
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that somebody named Melvin
is so bodacious,
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but I feel that jealousy
is an ugly emotion.
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- That you are feeling.
- And I'm just glad
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that Amy is spending
some time with her hero.
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- Who is super hot.
- Charles, let it go.
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- And smart.
- I'm serious, stop.
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And hilarious.
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Eat a jerk, pal!
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Vin, I see
you're still coatless.
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- I run hot, like a wolf.
- Oh, I see.
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I wonder if the word "conjugate"
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in the arsonist's letter
means we should focus on
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the verb answers.
Cool, I love verbs.
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Second favorite part of speech.
Both: After prepositions.
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, yeah, words are cool.
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But maybe we should
switch gears a bit,
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and get back to some good
old-fashioned police work.
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Well, whoever's setting
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these fires is clearly trying
to humiliate Vin.
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You know, make a puzzle
he can't solve.
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So maybe we should focus
on people that don't like you.
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Jake has a point about motive.
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Maybe another puzzler
wants to take you down.
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Well, if you're
looking for a puzzle head,
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I'm hosting a crossword night
at the Turnkey Bar tonight.
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Oh, I've always
wanted to go there.
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That place is a total puzz-hang.
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Ah, gross, all right,
so we'll go undercover,
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chat some people up, and see
if we can't find our arsonist.
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- Good idea.
- Oh, Amy likes my plan.
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Great, so Vin, why don't we
just get this coat back on you,
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and I'll help you
get out of the door, here.
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And we'll see you tonight,
okay, bye!
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The best.
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Yeah!
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Wow, the competition
looks even older in person.
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What do you think these
dinosaurs are talking about?
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Where to find "Matlock" reruns?
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Be professional, Gina.
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Like the homecare nurses
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who will tuck them
into bed tonight.
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- Oh, hello, John.
- Raymond.
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I just want to say
what an honor it is
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to be up for the same job
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as a man with your...
experience.
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Thank you.
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I paused suggestively
before I said "experience,"
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so he would know
it wasn't really a compliment.
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I invented the pause.
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Raymond Holt,
I'm Captain Olivia Crawford.
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I'm the new candidate
for commissioner.
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Yeah, I replaced
the other candidate.
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He retired to spend more time
with his grandchildren.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say
what a privilege it is
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to be up for the same job
as a man with your... tenure.
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- Oh, damn, she paused, dude.
- In error, I am certain.
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Olivia, I may be older than you,
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but I am not some dinosaur
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intent on maintaining
the status quo.
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For example, I would add
a social media officer
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to every precinct. Interesting.
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I plan on eliminating
precincts all together.
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That's not how we do things.
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That's exactly what
both John Kellys said.
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Oh no, she's the asteroid.
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And I don't want to say
you're a dinosaur, but...
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You're a dinosaur.
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Wow, a whole crowd
full of puzzlers.
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Gotta be honest,
I'm a little disappointed
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no one's wearing a green suit
covered in question marks.
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That guy has
crossword puzzle pants.
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Does that scratch your itch?
Very much so, thanks.
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All right, we should
probably start talking
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to people in line.
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Pardon me there, fellow puzzler.
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What do you think of
Melvin Stermley?
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Uh, you mean my future husband?
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And his face,
body, and brain... and body.
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Honestly,
Vin makes all other men
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seem really stupid and ugly.
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Okay, well, thank you for your
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very candid and hurtful input.
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You must solve
one of Vin's puzzles to enter.
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Rearrange the letters
of this phrase
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to reveal a place in the world.
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Oh, come on, there's no place
with that many letters in it.
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I mean, most places
are, like, four letters.
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You know, park, mall, dump...
United Arab Emirates!
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You may enter.
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Uh, you must each
answer a puzzle.
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Oh... great.
246
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,319
Unscramble the letters
in this phrase
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to reveal the name of a film
based on a classic novel.
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00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:03,107
- Okay.
- "Sad anus loser, I go in".
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00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,171
You know,
I feel like these puzzles
250
00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,588
are actually very pointed.
251
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,329
Forget it, I got this.
252
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,331
Uh, A, R, uh...
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00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,377
Puzzle solved.
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00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,292
♪
255
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:21,256
Who's the anus loser now?
256
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,563
It's still me.
257
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,391
Okay, one of us
is about to get access
258
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,612
to the best detective car ever,
and everyone else
259
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,614
will go back
to driving junk cars
260
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,268
for the rest of your junk lives.
261
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,096
Damn, Sarge,
that took a dark turn.
262
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,967
I want seat warmers.
I want them bad.
263
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,403
I need this car too.
264
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,449
I'm sick of riding my
Vespa to work every day.
265
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,340
Well, being on the seat
behind you is no picnic either.
266
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:45,149
All right, here it goes.
267
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,979
What?
268
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:52,243
Oh, my God, it says "Terry."
I won!
269
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,898
♪ Terry got a car,
Terry got a car ♪
270
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,247
No way. You cheated.
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00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,249
I didn't cheat.
272
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,338
I bet every slip in there
says Terry.
273
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,038
He filled it
full of fake people.
274
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,344
Who the hell is Norm?
That's Scully's first name.
275
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,172
Stop being sore losers.
276
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,521
I won fair and square.
277
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,175
No, you won
unfair and un-square,
278
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,264
and I'm going to prove it.
And if we can't,
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00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,049
- we'll plant it.
- No.
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00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,330
Charles, I need your help.
What's the best way
281
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,052
to dry out a pant leg that's
282
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,967
been soaked in toilet water?
Wait 28 minutes.
283
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,901
Trust me, that's how long it
takes for toilet pants to dry.
284
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,448
Well, I can't
just be standing around
285
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,407
for half an hour while
Amy chats it up with Vin.
286
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,671
Ah, so it's not toilet water.
You're drenched in jealousy.
287
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,673
I told you before,
jealousy is an ugly emotion
288
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,980
that I don't feel.
Besides, Amy picked my plan
289
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,610
to come here.
Why would I be jealous of Vin?
290
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,549
Because of his body, and
face, and brain... and body.
291
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,203
Why does everybody
say "body" twice?
292
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,683
Oh, hang on a second.
293
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,400
Somebody's coming.
Vin is on fire tonight.
294
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,295
He's phenomenal.
No wonder the Saturday
295
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,254
crossword replaced Sam with him.
296
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,560
Sam must be pissed.
I heard the only place
297
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,693
that buys his puzzles now
is "Parade" magazine.
298
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,956
The hardest clue
he had in his last one
299
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,089
was a five-letter
word for a game
300
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,613
popular in nursing homes. Bingo.
301
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,223
I figured out
who the arsonist is.
302
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,225
It's this guy named Sam.
He's a puzzle maker.
303
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,923
And Vin took his job.
304
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,228
Oh, he's not the arsonist.
305
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,577
He's been out of town for weeks.
306
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,642
And he's one of
my closest friends.
307
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,145
He let me stay on his couch
308
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,589
when Anna Kournikova
and I broke up.
309
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,714
Well, I mean,
she never won a major, so.
310
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,736
All right, fine, if I'm so
wrong, what did you guys find?
311
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,326
Both fires were located
312
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,024
at the intersection
of numbered streets.
313
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,610
If you match those
intersections with the same
314
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,723
intersections of the
numbered clues in the puzzles,
315
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,420
you get the letters "MA".
316
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,746
We think the arsonist
is spelling his name.
317
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,249
We can build
a puzzle around that,
318
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,034
and catch him
setting his next fire.
319
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,384
But we have a suspect
with a crystal clear motive.
320
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,952
I think we need to solve this
like cops, not puzzlers.
321
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,625
I hear you, Jake.
But people who make crosswords
322
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,235
love hiding their names
in their puzzles.
323
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,696
It's our version
of a self portrait.
324
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,219
All right, you know what?
325
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,264
Amy, it's your last case,
you decide.
326
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,005
Should we go with
Vin's wacky little plan,
327
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,138
or should we go with Sam Jepson,
328
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,749
my exceptionally solid lead?
I see where you're
329
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,404
coming from, Jake,
but this is Vin's world,
330
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,449
and I think we should
go with his strategy.
331
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,364
- Sound good?
- Yeah.
332
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,063
Yeah, sounds great. Okay, great.
333
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,500
- Let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.
334
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,198
Oh, no, ugly emotion.
335
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,505
Okay, so we think the
arsonist is using the fires
336
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,833
to spell out his name.
The most common third letter
337
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,946
in names that start with "MA"
are I for Malcolm,
338
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,948
X for Max, R for Mark,
and T for Matthew.
339
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,429
Or his name is Sam,
and he's spelling it backwards.
340
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,909
Uh-huh.
341
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,346
Let's just stick
with the LXRT plan.
342
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,976
- Copy that.
- Vin designed today's puzzle
343
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,784
using only one
of each of those letters.
344
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,414
Isn't that the craziest
thing you've ever seen?
345
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,981
I don't know, I mean,
remember that time
346
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,809
we investigated the
disappearance of Mrs. Jackson,
347
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,724
and it turned out her
parrot ate her, bones and all?
348
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,706
That was pretty crazy.
That was crazy.
349
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,403
Yeah.
350
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,990
So tonight, we'll stake
out the intersections
351
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,451
that correspond to where
the I, X, R, and T are
352
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,894
in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully
catch the arsonist in the act.
353
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:42,326
I'll take the MAT corner,
you take the MAR corner,
354
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,807
and we'll have patrolman
take the MAL and MAX.
355
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,591
- Cool?
- Yep, very cool.
356
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,526
Okay, great, I'll get
the surveillance equipment.
357
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,944
Shame.
358
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,815
Shame, shame, shame.
359
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,401
I can't believe
you're doing Vin's plan.
360
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,818
I'm only doing it
361
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:56,926
because someone else
is going to do my plan.
362
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,342
You.
363
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,648
- Oh.
- While I'm busy watching
364
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,302
nothing happen
on my stupid corner,
365
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,409
you're going to
stake out Sam's apartment.
366
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,695
Then when he sets a fire,
367
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,262
Vin is going
to look like a dummy.
368
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,264
That's right,
use the jealousy, Jake.
369
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,397
It will give you
unimaginable power.
370
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,400
Yes, yes, I can feel it
coursing through my veins.
371
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,507
- Oh, my hand cramped.
- Oh.
372
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837
Oh, it's stuck in a claw.
373
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,534
- It's a claw now.
- Oh.
374
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,015
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
375
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,930
You're snacking?
This is from the guy
376
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,758
who told me that
eating finger foods
377
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,455
was the one true
sign of depression?
378
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,935
Then watch me chew, Gina.
379
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,372
I'm a creature of the past.
I'm a dinosaur.
380
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,897
No, you are not, you're
the best man for the job.
381
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,788
And I think you know what
you have to do to get it.
382
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,423
Believe in myself
and give a great presentation?
383
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,642
Not even close. That's the head
384
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,384
of the committee over there,
gorging on crab cakes.
385
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,995
Just go up to him
and sabotage Olivia.
386
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,910
Um...
387
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,452
I don't think I can do that.
Well, you can't really be
388
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,609
the best commissioner
the NYPD has ever had
389
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,438
if you're not the commissioner.
390
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:54,442
Right.
You're right, I want this.
391
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,314
And I will do
good things for the city.
392
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,621
Yes, you will.
Now, get over there,
393
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:03,755
and crap all
over Olivia's ideas.
394
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,933
- Patrick, nice to see you.
- Hello, Raymond.
395
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,935
Mm.
396
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,937
I've been thinking recently
about how vital
397
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,635
the existence of
precincts is to the NYPD.
398
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,942
Oh, you spoke to Crawford.
399
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,031
She's very forward thinking,
isn't she?
400
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,946
I suppose you
could call it that.
401
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,730
I mean, I wouldn't, but...
402
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,864
Ray, you don't need
to worry about her.
403
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:29,477
Between you and me, we had to
nominate a girl for PR reasons.
404
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,348
There's no way the NYPD
405
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,916
is ready for
a female commissioner.
406
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,397
- Oh.
- Hey.
407
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,007
Grab a crab cake
before we start.
408
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,575
Real crab, big chunks.
409
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,667
Okay, no one saw Sarge
do anything suspicious
410
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,495
on the day of the drawing.
We got nothing.
411
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,081
Speak for yourself, sister.
We found a smoking gun.
412
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,063
Play it, Hitchcock.
413
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,847
- Voila.
- Bah-boom.
414
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,520
- What, I don't see anything.
- Focus on the butt.
415
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,174
The butt don't lie.
He squeezed his cheeks
416
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:59,072
before he opened the slip.
He knew his name was on it.
417
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,943
It was a pre-emptive
celebration clench.
418
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,163
I don't know, we need better
proof than a butt clench
419
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,600
to take down Terry.
420
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,864
I cheated. I wanted that car,
and I took it.
421
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,519
And it's killing me.
I couldn't sleep all night.
422
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,477
I just kept hearing the blinker.
423
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,480
You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat.
424
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,743
Here are the keys.
Take the damn car.
425
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,920
Terry doesn't deserve it.
426
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,574
And that is why I became a cop.
427
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,883
Hey, Charles, nothing's
happening on my MAR corner.
428
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,625
Any movement at Sam's place?
No, I did, however, see a
429
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,975
cool-looking dude in a ponytail
on a Razor scooter.
430
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,846
I have to admit,
I like the look.
431
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,066
Is it possible I'm wrong,
and Sam is out of town?
432
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,938
Vin's plan is actually
kind of smart.
433
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,766
- Jake, I have eyes on Sam.
- Yes, suck it, Vin.
434
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,464
My judgment is clear,
and I am a genius.
435
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,769
Charles, I'll be right there.
436
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,554
But enough about the crab cakes.
437
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,513
Our first presentation tonight
438
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,559
will be from the 99th precinct's.
439
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,430
Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond?
440
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,001
Let me begin
with a hilarious joke.
441
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,525
I'm surprised I was on the
short list for commissioner.
442
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,746
After all, I am six feet tall.
443
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,879
Actually, what I have to say
tonight is no laughing matter.
444
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,032
I was just told by a member
of the selection committee
445
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,753
that they have no intention
446
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,016
of ever choosing
a woman to run the NYPD.
447
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800
I suppose I should have
been relieved,
448
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,238
because Captain Crawford
is a damn qualified candidate.
449
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,109
But as someone who has
been denied opportunity
450
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,503
because of who I am,
451
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,940
I cannot stand by and watch
it happen to someone else.
452
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,856
So, I will be
reserving my presentation
453
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,076
for a selection committee
that will judge
454
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,034
all of the candidates fairly.
455
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,993
And let's be honest.
456
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,082
The crab cakes were only so-so.
457
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,606
Thank you.
458
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,608
All right, talk to me,
what's happening?
459
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,089
What's Sammy up to?
Well, he just sat down
460
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,178
on the plaza.
Okay, he's opening up
461
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:48,616
his backpack and pulling out
what appears to be a thermos.
462
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,097
Possibly containing some sort
of accelerant-like gasoline.
463
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,881
- Yup.
- No, he's eating it
464
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,796
with a spoon.
It's soup, he's eating soup.
465
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,904
Well, maybe he's fueling up
for a night of starting fires.
466
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,713
He just pulled out a lighter!
467
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,498
Nope, it's not a lighter.
It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser.
468
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,978
- Hmm.
- Ooh, he's making
469
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,762
a phone call.
Quick, get the parabolic mic.
470
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,678
Mom, I did something bad.
471
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,506
Yeah, you set some fires.
472
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,987
I proposed to Gretchen,
and she said no.
473
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,121
- So you set some fires.
- So, I left Myrtle Beach.
474
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,948
Two weeks ago,
and then you set some fires.
475
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,038
No, I got back home today.
476
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,996
Yeah, all my fish were dead.
477
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,302
Okay, so Sam didn't do it.
478
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,844
I should probably
get back to my corner.
479
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,087
Just for the record,
480
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,610
just because
I was wrong about Sam,
481
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,873
does not mean
that Vin was right.
482
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:32,355
Well, this is disappointing.
483
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,967
I can't believe
you left your post.
484
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,404
What, the plan wasn't yours,
485
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,121
so you didn't think
it was worth following?
486
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,103
Well, because of
your juvenile behavior,
487
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,018
one of our city's finest...
488
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,499
abandoned lard factories
is now burned to the ground.
489
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,892
My gut told me that Sam
Jepson was setting the fires.
490
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,348
Although I now realize
his actual life
491
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,133
is much sadder than that
of a serial arsonist.
492
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,941
But we agreed to do Vin's plan.
493
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,508
Vin is not a cop.
494
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,138
Why do you keep siding
with him instead of me?
495
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,859
Oh, let me guess,
because he was right,
496
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,742
and the building was on fire,
and he's perfect?
497
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,910
All right,
I didn't want to say anything
498
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,150
because it's a gross emotion,
but yes, I am a little bit
499
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,741
jealous of the
super smart supermodel.
500
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,308
This was our last case together.
501
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,223
And you and him have
been joined at the hip.
502
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,312
Or in his case,
that super sexy V muscle
503
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,922
that I don't
understand how to tone.
504
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,794
He told me, it's a
lot of bicycle crunches.
505
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,078
That's crazy,
you would just fall right off.
506
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,192
Babe, you have no reason
to be jealous of him.
507
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,150
I just...
508
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,065
I don't want you
to wake up one day
509
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,373
and with that you were with
someone as smart as you are.
510
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,157
I am with someone
as smart as I am.
511
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,202
You.
512
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,073
You're a brilliant detective.
513
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,901
I love the way you think.
514
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,903
That's why I want to marry you.
515
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,559
Marry me.
516
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,909
Marry. Oh, my God, look.
517
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,172
The arsonist spelled MAR,
but they were going to spell.
518
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,479
M-A-R-R-Y! Or...
519
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,089
Conjugate.
Conjugate means marry!
520
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,830
Yes, and who wants to marry Vin?
521
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,832
Both: The lady from the bar!
522
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,226
Hey, puzzle chick,
unscramble this.
523
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,142
You're going to "ailj."
524
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,495
All right, Sarge.
The car is yours.
525
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,276
Why?
526
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,496
I don't deserve that car.
I don't know about that.
527
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,845
I went back
and watched the tapes
528
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:11,952
to figure out how you did it.
529
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,456
Right before the drawing,
530
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,173
you got a peanut butter cup
out of the freezer.
531
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,112
The thing is, you don't
eat sugar past 4:00 p.m.
532
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,418
Could have been a cheat day.
533
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,115
Oh, it was
definitely a cheat day.
534
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,266
You froze your slip of paper,
535
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,900
so that when
you pulled the name,
536
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,487
all you had to do
was find the cold one.
537
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,077
So.
538
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,272
You thought the way I cheated
539
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,037
was so cool,
you gave me the car?
540
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,580
Yeah, but also while
I was watching those tapes,
541
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,234
I noticed all the nice crap
you do for people.
542
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,626
You got Gina
a cushion for her chair.
543
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,478
You let Charles
show you 130 pictures
544
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,132
of Nikolaj brushing his teeth.
545
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,916
You Heimlich'd Scully twice.
546
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,354
On the same peanut.
I also solved a murder.
547
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,878
Yeah, we all solve murders,
but you,
548
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,638
you let Hitchcock borrow
a pair of your socks,
549
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,403
because his
somehow disintegrated.
550
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,251
Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you
in the first place.
551
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,625
You deserve that car.
Thanks, Diaz.
552
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,367
How did you get Hitchcock
and Scully to agree to this?
553
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,586
I washed their car and
told them it was a new one.
554
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,935
They're napping in it right now.
555
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,286
Smart!
556
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,027
- Hello, Captain Holt.
- Ah, Captain Crawford.
557
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,377
To what do I owe the pleasure?
558
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,205
Captain Crawford
is here to see you.
559
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,511
Thank you, Gina.
560
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,862
So, it would seem that
we have become frenemies.
561
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,300
Do you know what that means?
Are you trying to imply
562
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,103
that I'm too old to
understand a portmanteau?
563
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,914
I am not, but I am
too dignified to use one.
564
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,264
Friend-enemy.
I just wanted to thank you,
565
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,440
for your brave speech.
The mayor's office has replaced
566
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,574
the selection committee
with a less biased one, so.
567
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,576
Feel free to start
calling me commissioner now.
568
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,186
The only time
I plan on calling you
569
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,448
is to hear you concede.
570
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,034
It's going to be
hard to hear anything
571
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,514
once I've crushed you
into a fine powder.
572
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,628
A fine powder that will
choke you until you die.
573
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,457
May the better candidate win.
574
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,980
She will.
575
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:48,029
Captain Crawford left.
576
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,267
So, we brought her
in this morning,
577
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,901
and she confessed immediately.
578
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,600
Hi, Vin, I love you!
Did you see my fires?
579
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,210
Turned out,
she was writing something.
580
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,431
Specifically, "marry me,
or else I will kill you."
581
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,171
Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson."
582
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,087
- Wow, that's so many fires.
- So many fires.
583
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,414
Thank you for catching her.
With a brilliant puzzling mind
584
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,372
like yours on the case,
it was only a matter of time.
585
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:08,919
Actually, Jake solved it.
586
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,027
He's kind of
a genius with this stuff.
587
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,400
Oh, thank you, then.
588
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:12,551
Couldn't have done it
without your help.
589
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,273
So I guess that's that.
590
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,380
I should probably run
if I'm going to make it
591
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,319
to the Javits Center by four.
592
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,384
They're making a mold of me for
the upcoming Bodies Exhibit.
593
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,019
As they should,
your body is great.
594
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,499
- And that's okay.
- Thanks, man.
595
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,172
You should join me
for a puzzle night sometime.
596
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,589
- Oh.
- No!
597
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,374
Jake is taken.
He already has a friend.
598
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,158
Hang out offer declined.
599
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,049
Now let's strut your
centerfold ass out of here.
600
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,292
Fremulon.
601
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,424
Not a doctor. Shh.
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