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Okay... hole me.
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- Mm!
- Nothin' but mouth.
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- Whoa, impressive.
- Are you kidding me?
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That's uh-nothing.
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Diaz has been chucking D-holes
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into my mouth-piece since
we were back at the academy.
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Check this out.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ Express yourself.
♪ I'm expressing
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♪ With my full capabilities
and now I'm living ♪
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♪ In correctional facilities
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♪ 'Cause some don't agree
with how I do this ♪
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♪ Droppin' flavor
my behavior is hereditary ♪
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♪ But my technique
is very necessary ♪
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♪ Blame it on Ice Cube
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♪ Because he said it gets - Oh!
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- All: Oh!
- Uh-oh.
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Heads!
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What the...?
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It's finally happening!
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♪
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Attention, Nine-Nine.
We have an announcement.
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"Shrek Live" is coming back
to Broadway!
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- Nope, you dreamed that.
- Aw.
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We just came in here
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to tell you to save the date,
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because we're getting
married on May 15th.
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We found a venue!
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Wow!
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Finding a place in the spring
in New York is impossible.
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Sharon and I had to get married
in Albany in December.
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Terry was too cold
to consummate.
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- Hm, good to know.
- We got really lucky.
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The place was booked solid
for the next two years,
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but a couple fell out.
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Of a fifth-floor window.
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She was teetering
and he tried to grab her...
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Babe, we agreed we wouldn't
talk about that part.
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Right... sorry. It was gruesome.
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Never again. The EMTs said that
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it was a meat pancake. I'm done.
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So, tell us about the venue.
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Oh, well,
there's not much to tell...
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Other than
it's a gorgeous mansion!
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- Big ol' house!
- With a professional kitchen.
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- Chop-chop, y'all!
- Ooh.
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A private library
for the ceremony.
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My girl loves books!
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Seven bathrooms!
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No lines, ladies!
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And an outdoor reception area.
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Uh-can I get a gazebo?
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I apologize to
a host of communities.
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The point is, these nuptials
are going to be "toit"!
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Speaking of "toit nups,"
we better get going,
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because we don't have
a lot of time and we have
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to meet with 17 wedding vendors.
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A jam-packed schedule
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that could only be achieved
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by a type-A personality!
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- Jake.
- Yep, we gotta go.
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I have some unfortunate news.
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An NYPD officer has
gone missing.
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The department suspects
foul play.
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Oh, my God.
Do we know the officer?
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Yes, it's...
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Sergeant Peanut Butter.
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- My nemesis.
- Your nemesis is a horse?
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Are you still mad
at Peanut Butter
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because he won a medal
the same day as you?
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He totally upstaged me.
He Tucci-ed me!
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Look what you get
if you do an image search
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of "Charles Boyle,
medal of valor."
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Huh? They cropped me out
of my own photo!
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You just keep that tab open
on your phone all the time?
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No, I just looked it up
real fast.
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You didn't see.
Captain, I solved it.
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Charles kidnapped Peanut Butter.
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I did not.
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But it's no surprise
that somebody did.
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Hey, my kids love that horse.
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Your kids need help wiping
their butts, Sarge.
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They're not exactly geniuses.
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The actual suspect
is Jesse Gurmwald,
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a disgruntled civilian admin
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who was recently fired
by the mounted unit.
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He's gone to ground,
but detectives throughout
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the city are checking
every possible hideout.
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Diaz, Boyle: Here's a list
of locations in our precinct.
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- Be thorough.
- Yes, sir.
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And just to be clear,
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if I went missing,
you guys would conduct
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an equally thorough search,
right?
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You should get going.
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So, we can wrap it in silk,
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or, for a more rustic feel...
burlap.
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Oh... that's neat, but...
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We want these nups to be toit.
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- Excuse me?
- Could we wrap the flowers
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in "New York Times"
crossword puzzles
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from key dates in our lives?
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Oh... is that something
you'd like?
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Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
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Here's the deposit.
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I designed you
a signature cocktail.
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I call it the "Peraltiago."
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both: Ooh!
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Mm... and the judges give
it a score of...
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Jeremy, did you make that cake
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that I called you about?
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Yes, I wasn't entirely sure
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if you were joking or not,
but...
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A Nakatomi Plaza cake?
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The groom is on a licorice hose.
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Welcome to the wedding, pal.
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Oh, Amy.
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These nups may
be getting too toit.
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Since Diaz and Boyle are
searching for Peanut Butter,
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I need you to be available
to work
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any cases that might come in.
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Of course, Captain. My pleasure.
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Morning, Amanda.
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Oh, and I thought
we should transfer
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the Glenmoore assault
to the Nine-Eight.
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Absolutely. Brian.
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Looking swole.
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You're looking swole.
Is today leg day?
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Legs for an hour,
two hours blasting the glutes.
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Terry's got butt for days!
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Excuse me?
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I said,
"Terry's got butt for days!"
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Please stop talking
about my body.
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- What?
- I'm Teri.
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You just said
I had "butt for days."
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Oh, I see what just happened.
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Terry's gonna regret this.
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- Are you threatening me?
- No!
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No, no.
This is a misunderstanding.
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My name is also Terry,
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and I was talking about my butt.
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So you were complimenting
your own body?
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Well, I'm pretty proud of it.
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Do you know how old I am?
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Okay. Apology accepted.
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Seems pretty arrogant, though.
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This might not
be the right time,
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but talking about yourself
in the third person
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- has finally...
- Terry knows!
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- I love our venue so much.
- Me too.
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It's like our very own Hogwarts.
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Yes! And I'm Hermione.
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Yes! And I am Snape.
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- What?
- I never realized I could
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have feelings this strong
about a building.
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Okay, we just have to
drop off our deposit,
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and then we're done for the day.
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Well, it would appear
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that we have achieved
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what scholars refer to
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as the "toitest of nups"!
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Indeed!
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Both: Ooh!
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Oh, hi Susan.
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- Hey.
- We're normal people.
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Hi, I was just about
to call you guys.
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Ah, well, no need to call,
because we are here.
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And we've got our deposit.
Thank you so much.
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We just booked all our vendors.
It's really happening.
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Yeah, about that...
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Wait, what's wrong?
Something's wrong.
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That's the look my mom gave me
right before
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she told me that my dad left.
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Oh, God, did my dad leave
my mom again?
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How do you know my mom and dad?
You know, I'm so sorry.
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There must have been a mix-up.
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Someone just contacted
my manager
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and booked the venue
before you got here.
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But we had an oral agreement.
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You said we had until
the end of the day... EOD.
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It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd.
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It won't be E'd for ages!
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I'm sorry.
It's out of my hands, you know?
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Someone just swooped in
and got it.
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Wait. Susan... Susan!
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Who? Who would do that?
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Amy, we had something great
in the palm of our hands,
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and then someone swooped in
at the last minute
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and stole it?
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There's only one person
who would do that.
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No. But... it couldn't be!
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Ah, but it is.
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Both: The Vulture!
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Suckers.
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Oh, no.
Our nups have been un-toitened.
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We've got loose nups.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What's your game here,
Vulture, huh?
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Why are you renting our venue?
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Why do you think, meat farts?
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- I'm getting married.
- Really?
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You once told me that marriage
is for women and gays.
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And that the only thing
you're married to
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is banging married chicks.
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Yeah, and I meant it all.
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But love? Love hath changed me.
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No it hathn't.
You just vultured our venue.
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Yeah, but I did it for love.
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My fiancée,
she means everything to me.
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You know,
she's hot like a chick,
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she's smart like a guy.
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Just talking to her
gives me a Harrelson.
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- Harrelson?
- Woody.
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- Ew.
- Yeah.
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Look, I know I've become
that gross, sappy guy,
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but dude, she's the first chick
I ever wanted
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to hang out with post-bang.
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I can't believe a real person
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has agreed to marry you.
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Oh, my lady's real, all right.
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Her name is Jean Munhroe,
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and we complete the living hell
out of each other...
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sometimes twice a night.
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Hey, you know what?
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I need to handle this right now.
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Look, I know how hard it is
to find a venue.
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But if it could happen for me,
it could happen for you.
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It happened for you
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because it did happen for us.
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Chins up, dingdongs.
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I'm trying to be happy
over here.
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Ugh.
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Jake, what are we gonna do?
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We already gave deposits
to all our vendors.
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We're gonna get this place back.
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How?
The Vulture's not gonna budge.
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Yeah, maybe, but he does
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have a weak spot: His woman.
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Not that women are weak.
Just, she's our best shot,
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and she happens to be a woman.
Totally.
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Let's go talk to
that spineless skank.
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Yeah.
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Why do we even have
police horses anymore?
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We have motorcycles now.
They're faster, cooler.
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They also don't get boners
in the background
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of every photo
of you and the mayor.
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What do you mean?
A horse is a perfect partner.
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Tough, scary,
and they don't show you
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30 pictures of their kid
dressed as Wario for Halloween.
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I'm not talking about Nikolaj.
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I literally just showed you
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those pictures five minutes ago.
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Really? I don't remember that.
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Hmm.
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NYPD!
Hands where we can see 'em!
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Step away from Peanut Butter.
256
00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,292
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on?
257
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,185
You guys thought
you could catch me?
258
00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,659
I'll head him off.
259
00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,594
Fine, I'll get the dumb horse.
260
00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,997
All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.
261
00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,699
Come on, you idiot!
262
00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,669
Run!
263
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,236
Ugh, you dumb horse.
264
00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,271
Ha!
265
00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,874
Peanut Butter!
266
00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,647
Stop! Peanut Butter, stop!
267
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,948
- Stop!
- Boyle!
268
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,884
Just let go!
269
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,019
Okay, we have to force
the She-Vulture,
270
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,654
Jean Munhroe, to give us
our venue back,
271
00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,022
so put on your game face,
272
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,757
'cause we're about to
stare down the devil.
273
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,834
Devil can't stare
if the devil's got
274
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,893
tears in her eyes
275
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,960
and blood in her ears.
276
00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,328
Oh, I love your intensity.
277
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,706
All right,
this is where she works.
278
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,998
"The Zenith Fund."
279
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,833
Ulch, it even sounds evil.
280
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,310
Of course it is.
She's marrying the Vulture.
281
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,736
Everything about her is evil.
282
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,638
Time to enter
the den of bastards
283
00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:58,906
who deserve to die.
284
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:03,043
All right, snake,
show your face... it's a charity.
285
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,778
Amy, it's a charity.
286
00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,814
Look at this:
"Jean, your selflessness
287
00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:07,948
"puts us all to shame.
288
00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,850
Humbled, Michelle Obama."
289
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,319
both: Damn, Jean.
290
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,054
Hi. Can I help you?
291
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,724
Uh, yes.
We're looking for Jean Munhroe.
292
00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,792
We know her fiancé.
Oh, I'm Jean.
293
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,828
Are you Jake and Amy?
294
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,329
Keith has told me all about you.
295
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,997
He says you guys are the best.
Really?
296
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,667
Keith says that?
Yeah-oh, Janice?
297
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,836
That village needs rice.
Double the last shipment.
298
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,672
Just take the overage
out of my paycheck.
299
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,074
So, what brings you guys
to the Zenith Fund?
300
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,910
Uh... actually,
something super important...
301
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,612
Oh, I am so sorry.
302
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,648
- I've gotta take this.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,650
What do you mean, "roadblock"?
304
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,060
Do I have to fly down there
and talk to the rebels myself?
305
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,853
Just get the rice to those kids.
306
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,355
Asante sana, Rafiki.
307
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,790
Sorry about that.
308
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,358
Wow, your job sounds
very intense.
309
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,093
No, no, no, it's nothing
compared to what
310
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,962
these children go through
on a daily basis.
311
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,297
It really puts things
in perspective.
312
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,365
- Right.
- So,
313
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,867
what was the important thing
314
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,910
you came down here
to talk about?
315
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,671
Uh... the kids.
316
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,839
- And the rice.
- And...
317
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:09,376
putting the rice... in the kids.
318
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:13,013
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have two new donors!
319
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,382
Yay!
320
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,884
Ooh, there's a bell.
321
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,385
Oh!
322
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,922
Do y'all have an ATM?
323
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,325
Sir, can I get $350
in petty cash?
324
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,727
I need to throw
an ice cream party
325
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,995
for Teri-with-an-I, make sure
326
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,963
- there's no hard feelings.
- Why?
327
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,732
She gets it was
a misunderstanding.
328
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,433
She's a Teri,
and you're a Terrance who,
329
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,968
even though he's not a child,
330
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,904
still goes by a nickname
ending in a Y.
331
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,372
I mean,
don't people call you Ray?
332
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,774
How dare you.
333
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,142
Sir, I don't want any tension
334
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,778
between the squad
and the uniformed officers.
335
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,089
I'm just thinking
about the precinct.
336
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,881
You're lying.
337
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,458
You're upset because
Teri-with-an-I called you
338
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,884
arrogant, and you have
339
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,352
a pathological need to be liked.
340
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,421
What? No, I don't.
341
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,156
I just happen to be
a great person
342
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,025
who's naturally beloved by all...
343
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,893
Despite my personal ambivalence.
344
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,895
Well, if that's true,
then you won't mind
345
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,163
walking across the bullpen
346
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,799
without saying hello to anybody.
347
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,067
No problem.
348
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,902
No nods allowed.
349
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,003
What?
350
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,705
Okay, it's gonna be okay.
351
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,173
You're a busy sergeant.
352
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,926
They can't always expect you
to be friendly.
353
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,144
Time to go to frown town.
354
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,012
Let's do this, Jeffords.
355
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,180
- Hey, Sarge.
- Bill!
356
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,782
What up, man?
357
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,084
You were right.
358
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,153
Terry loves to be loved!
359
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,989
Hey, Monica! Hey, Dough.
360
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,792
Ooh, who wants a nod?
361
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,194
Hey.
Any luck finding a new venue
362
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,029
that's available on May 15th?
Yeah.
363
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,165
May 15, 2026.
364
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,809
Please tell me the vendors
are giving us back
365
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,068
- our deposits.
- Yes.
366
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,770
One of them. The photographer.
367
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,113
Provided that you
hang out with him,
368
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,481
so how do you feel about
spending the weekend
369
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,740
on his houseboat in Yonkers?
370
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,941
Ugh, Jake.
371
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,209
Forget the perfect wedding.
372
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,878
- We're screwed.
- I know.
373
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,088
I can't believe
that saint of a woman
374
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,480
is actually marrying
the Vulture.
375
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,148
Maybe he's changed.
376
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,225
- How is that even possible?
- I don't know.
377
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,751
Nothing makes sense anymore.
378
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:58,828
The Vulture's not the Vulture,
379
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,153
good is bad, up is down,
380
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,497
there's a young pope,
winter has come.
381
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,756
That reminds me: I ordered
382
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,910
some premium cable channels.
383
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,928
Hitchcock? What was that sound?
384
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,830
I just got an alert
from my hookup app.
385
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,732
I'm about to boink
with a local single in my area.
386
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,135
- Ames.
- Jake.
387
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,236
- Ames.
- Jake!
388
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,138
- Ames!
- Jake!
389
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,171
Up is up, down is down,
the Vulture still boinks!
390
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,943
I need to handle this right now.
391
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,520
I can't believe that bastard
is cheating on nice Jean.
392
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,989
We have to save her.
We have to break them up.
393
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,881
- For nice Jean!
- And the starving kids.
394
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,458
- And Michelle Obama.
- And a little side benefit:
395
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,451
If we break them up,
we get our venue back.
396
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,996
Yes, but the main reason
is to save a wonderful person
397
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,260
from making a horrible mistake.
398
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,956
Of course.
That's obviously the point.
399
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,257
The venue is just secondary.
400
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,534
What venue? We're great people.
401
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,928
Hey, Jake.
402
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,029
See?
403
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,910
Okay, so the Vulture
is cheating on Jean Munhroe,
404
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,544
which totally tracks, because
he is the epitome of awful.
405
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,013
- Ooh, nice use of "epitome."
- Thanks, babe.
406
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,571
My question is,
why pretend to change?
407
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,006
I mean, why get married at all?
408
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,574
I'll tell you why.
409
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,877
Because Jean's dad
is worth $100 million,
410
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,311
and she's his only heir.
411
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,588
Then why did she need
our $1,000?
412
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,282
I mean, I'm so happy
we gave the money
413
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,827
so the kids could have rice
and et cetera.
414
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,328
- So, how do we break them up?
- Simple.
415
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,963
We catfish him
with Hitchcock's hookup app.
416
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,256
Then, when he takes the bait,
we make him end things
417
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,058
with Jean respectfully
and gently.
418
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,592
Perfect. She hurts for a bit,
419
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,061
but she eventually moves on,
420
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,371
and she finds a much better man.
421
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,930
Yes. And as a distant,
422
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,041
secondary benefit,
we get the mansion back.
423
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,399
Agreed. Okay.
424
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,401
So, let's create a temptress
425
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,336
that will boink-match with him.
Yeah.
426
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,605
- What's the sexiest name?
- Valerie.
427
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,908
That was fast.
Do you know a Valerie?
428
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,909
No.
429
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,078
I wish.
430
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,846
All right, she's 19,
431
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,282
from Daytona, and her job
is "spray tannist."
432
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,084
Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word.
433
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,085
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.
434
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,586
Okay, she's into
435
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,889
spring break, bong rips,
slurping shots,
436
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,623
and crop tops that say
"little cutie."
437
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,625
- Noice.
- She is not into...
438
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,561
nerds, wearing pants,
needy guys, monogamy,
439
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,563
or feminism, and her quote is,
440
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,499
"Whatever happened
to 'Girls Gone Wild'?"
441
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,302
This Valerie
sounds like a real pill.
442
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,406
Okay.
Let's see who our matches are.
443
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,474
Here we go.
444
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,976
Uh-huh.
445
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,477
Gross, mm-hmm.
446
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,379
Oh, Hitchcock.
447
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,416
I mean, "Dave, age 28"?
448
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,984
- Ugh.
- Come on.
449
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,419
- Oh!
- Gotcha.
450
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,954
There he is. All right.
451
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,956
And so begins
the delicate dance.
452
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,991
We begin with a simple hello.
453
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,668
And then we wait, so as
not to seem too aggressive...
454
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,172
No, he sent us a picture
of his penis!
455
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,331
Oh, God, he just sent 15 more.
456
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,508
Oh, God, it's horrible.
But it's wonderful.
457
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,134
We're gonna save Jean!
458
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,377
Yes, and we're gonna
get the mansion back!
459
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,636
Oh, no.
460
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,637
Yeah, he put a little hat on it.
461
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,671
Ugh.
462
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,406
Hey, there you are.
463
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,142
- You okay?
- Yeah, no burns.
464
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,344
The doctor said I was lucky
my body was so damp.
465
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,988
- So why did it take so long?
- Well, the EMT spent
466
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,380
loads of time on Peanut Butter.
467
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,481
But you know what?
468
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,682
I don't care, because I saved
469
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,417
that dumb horse,
so I'm the hero.
470
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,419
And this time,
when I get my medal,
471
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,021
my whole face will be
in the picture.
472
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,098
You haven't seen "The Post,"
have you?
473
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,457
What? No.
474
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,925
- Why?
- Somebody was walking
475
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,926
by the fire and took a picture
476
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,361
on their cell phone.
477
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,029
What? That's not what happened.
478
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,497
I saved him.
479
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,008
That's not how
they're reporting it.
480
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,034
No, look.
"Daily News" got it right.
481
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,435
Yeah.
482
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,938
"Hero Cop Saves
Helpless Buffoon."
483
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:08,008
Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?
484
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,585
Uh-oh, dropped your phone.
Now we'll never know.
485
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,978
Wait.
486
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,445
There was a dash cam in the car.
487
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,147
We have footage
of what really happened!
488
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,025
Brass already called.
They don't want us releasing
489
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,517
that footage.
A hero horse is good PR
490
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,619
for the department.
Hey, man, uh...
491
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,954
Peanut Butter's going
on "Ellen."
492
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,723
"Ellen"? That's my dream!
493
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,660
Now he gets to dance
with DJ tWitch!
494
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,662
What's going on here?
495
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,199
I'm throwing Teri-with-an-I's
party with my own money.
496
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,067
I didn't know her favorite
kind of ice cream,
497
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,678
so I printed a photo of her
and showed it
498
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,171
to all the ice cream places
within 30 blocks.
499
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,572
Nobody recognized her,
500
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,741
so I got every flavor...
200 pints.
501
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,086
This is the greatest day
of my life.
502
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,411
Have you considered
503
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,079
this Teri-with-an-I might not
504
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,481
be an ice cream person?
I did think that.
505
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,758
That's why there's
a taco bar coming.
506
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,584
- Yes.
- Plus barbecue.
507
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,120
- Yes.
- Plus a popcorn guy.
508
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,587
- Yes.
- Plus vegan options.
509
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,655
- Why?
- Sergeant,
510
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,424
you've become unhinged.
511
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,601
There's always gonna
be people in this world
512
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,626
who don't like you.
513
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,028
That's a fact of life.
514
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,029
I hear you, sir.
515
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,230
But I hate the feeling
516
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,564
of people being mad at me.
517
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,233
So what?
518
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,135
I was voted least friendly
in high school,
519
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,502
and here I am, a police captain.
520
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,504
Do you know what Mr. Popularity
521
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,506
Vincent Mondale is doing
these days?
522
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,642
He's a sociologist,
for God's sake.
523
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,544
Sociologist, Terry.
524
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,246
I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.
525
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,748
Okay, but just know...
526
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,783
if you go through
with this party,
527
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,218
I will like you less.
528
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,023
Hello, Vulture. Got a minute?
529
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,524
Doesn't matter. We don't care.
530
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,226
Let me guess.
You guys are here to cry
531
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,670
about the wedding venue
that I stole from you
532
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,529
- fair and square, right?
- No.
533
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,541
Actually, we wanna talk to you
about some other things.
534
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,201
Like spring break,
slurping shots,
535
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,802
and hating pants.
536
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,072
Wait a second,
why does that sound familiar?
537
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,707
I don't know.
Maybe you should ask... Valerie.
538
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,210
Yeah, that's right.
We catfished you.
539
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,744
- Boom.
- You're Valerie?
540
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,280
Ah, I can't believe
I actually wasted
541
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,215
my sweet dong snaps
on you bozos.
542
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,085
All right,
here's how this is gonna go.
543
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,719
You are gonna break up
with Jean,
544
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,054
because we all know you're just
545
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,589
marrying her for her money.
546
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,167
You're gonna do it nicely
and respectfully,
547
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,701
and you're gonna make
a generous donation
548
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,835
to her charity.
Nice touch, Ames.
549
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,195
You guys got it all wrong.
550
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,305
I don't care that she's rich.
551
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,297
Look, I love her.
552
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,831
I just got spooked.
553
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,209
You put a vulture into a cage,
and...
554
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,734
It freaks out.
555
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,312
Actually, vultures do
very well in captivity
556
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,738
and they mate for life.
Research burn.
557
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,573
All right, look.
I'm deleting the app
558
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,717
from my phone as we speak, okay?
559
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,743
Come on. Jean's over 30.
560
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,312
No amount of money
in the entire world
561
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,722
could make me marry
a woman that old.
562
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,581
But love can. And will.
563
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,716
You have two options.
564
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,151
Either you break up with her...
565
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,120
Or we send her the penis pics...
566
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,655
Even the one next to the...
I'm guessing, a mini soda can?
567
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,157
- Nah, it was regular size.
- Really?
568
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,526
Oh, Jean's here.
So what's it gonna be?
569
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,262
You gonna tell her,
or do we have to?
570
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,696
- I've changed.
- Nope.
571
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,165
- I won't do it again.
- Nope.
572
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,699
I'll give you the venue.
573
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,601
- Oh.
- What's that?
574
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,113
I'll give you the venue
if you don't say anything,
575
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,638
but if you do,
I'm gonna keep it.
576
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,639
Even if she and I break up,
all right?
577
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,740
I love her.
578
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,343
I promise you this.
579
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,610
- Both: Deal.
- Okay.
580
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,246
Now just act normal, please.
581
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,114
Oh, wow. What a surprise.
582
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,882
My donors. Hello, Jean Munhroe!
583
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,317
Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!
584
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,497
You all looked so intense
when I got here.
585
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,632
What were you talking about?
586
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,623
- Crime scene.
- Soup.
587
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,325
Uh... soup crime scene.
588
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,636
The Chowder Killer's
back at it again.
589
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,428
Oh, I haven't heard of him.
590
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,497
Yeah, well, he just moved
to Manhattan...
591
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,366
from New England.
592
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,568
You guys are so lucky
to all work together.
593
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,771
Oh, my gosh,
what is Keith like at work?
594
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,174
Aw, Keith? Our Keith?
595
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,475
Well, he's a real crack-up,
596
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,642
I'll tell you that for free.
597
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,544
We have so many inside jokes.
598
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,788
- So many inside jokes.
- Mm-hmm.
599
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,547
Hey, guys... potato salad?
600
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,661
You wouldn't understand.
It's from work.
601
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,320
Oh, my gosh,
you guys are so crazy.
602
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,222
Yeah.
603
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,523
So how did you two meet?
604
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,458
Oh, someone stole
from my charity,
605
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,503
and another detective was
working on the case so hard
606
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,396
for months, and Keith came in,
607
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,631
and solved it right away.
608
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,333
Swooped in like an eagle.
609
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,335
That's why my nickname's
the Eagle.
610
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,669
- Right, guys?
- Yep.
611
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,539
Everyone calls him...
612
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,274
The Eagle.
613
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,718
So, when did you
decide to propose?
614
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,779
Oh... ah, well, we were
just hanging out one night,
615
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,383
and I looked over at Amy
and it hit me.
616
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,553
She's incredible
and my best friend,
617
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,655
and I just knew
in that moment...
618
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,357
I wanted to spend
my life with her.
619
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,525
I know what you mean.
620
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,360
Keith and I are the same way.
621
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,563
It is so nice to finally find
someone I can trust.
622
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,498
Oh, boy.
623
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,267
- I can't do this.
- Yeah, it's bad.
624
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,569
Jean, we have to
show you something.
625
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,305
- No!
- A penis? Why?
626
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,241
Yep,
should've explained it first.
627
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,451
Reese Witherspoon is optioning
628
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,709
the Peanut Butter story?
629
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,711
- What?
- Forget that dumb horse.
630
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,247
Have you seen this?
631
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,317
"Exclusive Dash Cam
Footage Reveals.
632
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,453
Hero Cop Saved
Sergeant Peanut Butter."
633
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,555
I don't understand.
How'd they get this?
634
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,732
Somebody must have leaked it.
635
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,358
Perfect partner isn't a horse.
636
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,668
The perfect partner
is somebody who,
637
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,394
no matter how much
they hate you,
638
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,504
would run through a fire
to save your life.
639
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,863
Aw. Thank you, Rosa.
640
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,499
You're welcome.
All right, come with me.
641
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,501
We're going to Shaw's.
642
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,603
- Whoa, all this is for me?
- Yep.
643
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,605
You saved Peanut Butter,
even though he's a dick.
644
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,541
- He is a dick.
- To Charles Boyle, everybody!
645
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,443
All: To Charles Boyle!
646
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,445
Thanks, guys.
647
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,381
So, Terry, you decided
not to throw a party
648
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,316
for Teri-with-an-I?
You were right.
649
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,860
Why bother trying
to win over a stranger
650
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,487
when I can make someone
I care about happy instead?
651
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,789
Well, for the record,
Jeffords...
652
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,658
I like you a lot
and I always have.
653
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,495
All right. Whatever.
654
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,762
I taught him well.
655
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,831
Who am I kidding?
Terry needs a hug!
656
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,900
Mm?
657
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,470
Hey, I'm still
a little shaken up.
658
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,639
We did the right thing, right?
Yes, definitely.
659
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,883
She's way better off
without him.
660
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,742
And she let him know it.
661
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,886
Yeah, for a human angel,
girl could throw down.
662
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,612
I hate wasting rice...
663
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,747
but I hate you more!
664
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,616
She may be the coolest woman
I've ever met.
665
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,518
- Yeah.
- So, what's up
666
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,628
with the wedding?
Do we need to find a new venue?
667
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,886
Actually, we found a place
668
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,488
that's available
on the same date.
669
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,789
Ooh, is it another mansion?
670
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,325
No, it is not.
671
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,459
Listen up, everybody!
672
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,827
We are getting married
673
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,895
in a public rec center!
Super cheap!
674
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,764
- On a basketball court!
- Squeak-squeak!
675
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,766
- With one working bathroom!
- Ladies gotta wait!
676
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,335
And it's in deep Staten Island.
677
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,570
Destination wedding, y'all!
678
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,871
But the point is,
679
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,706
these nuptials are still
gonna be...
680
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,375
mad toit.
681
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,652
I would marry you in a dumpster.
682
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,745
Aww, I would marry you
in a dumpster.
683
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,713
Dudes, the Vulture's throwing
684
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,883
an all-girl pudding wrestling
party in a mansion in May!
685
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,454
It's the only important thing
happening that day!
686
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,767
- After party?
- Fits our budget.
687
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,759
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
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