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My wedding to Marwa
is quickly approaching,
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but treachery is afoot.
There are people
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that are against me
getting married and being happy.
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No one is against you
or you getting married.
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Don't be so naive,
my little friend.
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Conspiracy is abound!
Ask the djinn. He will tell you.
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Do you wish to know
if conspiracies abound?
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No! Stop trying to trick me
into using up all my wishes.
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You're just not
thinking straight, Master.
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- Maybe it's because you haven't slept in a week?
- (groans)
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GUILLERMO: Nandor is
so hyper-focused on having
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the perfect wedding,
he doesn't even slumber anymore.
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He just lies awake all day,
thinking of more things
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to make the wedding
even more perfect.
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NANDOR: Ah.
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GUILLERMO:
More things. More.
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More, more, more. (laughs)
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Maybe you are the one
who is not thinking straight
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because you have not slept
in a week!
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(snoring)
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(gasps)
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Yeah, no. I'm awake, I'm awake.
I was just...
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I was just... Uh, my eyes
were just a little, just...
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What were we talking about?
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CREWMAN:
We were just talking about how hard
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you're working on the wedding.
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Yeah, no, it's true. I haven't
slept in a week, but I guess
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that's what it's like to be
the best man to a vampire
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who is absolutely losing
his fucking mind
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because he wants to have
the perfect fucking wedding!
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Can I do that last part again?
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Just without
the cursing this time?
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("You're Dead"
by Norma Tanega playing)
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪
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♪ ♪
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NANDOR: Twirl it.
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Mm, no.
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You know, I've always dreamed
of having a big wedding.
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Or at least since that time
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that we watched
The Wedding Planner
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on that rainy Sunday together.
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- That was nice.
- It was okay.
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- (knocking)
- MARWA: Knock, knock.
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- NANDOR: Come in, my love. Hi.
- GUILLERMO: Hey.
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I wanted to ask you
about the flower arrangements.
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Yes. Red and black roses.
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But I was really hoping
we could go for white and pink.
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That's... What about
the black and the red?
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No.
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I will have Guillermo look
into it straightaway for you.
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Thank you, my love.
Thank you, Guillermo.
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- Of course.
- Bye.
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- (door closes)
- You see?
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Even my own bride is trying
to sabotage this wedding
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with her insane demands!
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- Enough.
- But... what?
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(door opens)
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So you're just going to
abandon me in my darkest hour?
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No one's trying to sabotage
your wedding, okay?
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- Pull yourself together.
- You pull yourself together.
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And you do not snap at me.
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- I'll snap at you.
- You just did.
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Nandor, quick question.
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Did you invite Sean
and Charmaine to your wedding?
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Why would I do that? It is
an all-vampire wedding, Laszlo.
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But I think
he would be greatly offended
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- if you didn't invite him.
- Okay, fine.
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Guillermo, figure out a way
to make it work.
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- LASZLO: Good man.
- His request
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for a human plus-two
is all too transparent.
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Add another name to the list
of people that are against me
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- and my wedding.
- (groans softly)
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Oh, perhaps I should add
your name to the list, also?
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How much do you want
some of this stuff?
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'Cause you literally
have a genie...
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- A djinn.
- who can solve
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all these problems, but no.
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You don't want to use
any of your precious wishes.
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Well, P. S.: you're gonna have
to, because some of these
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things are
literally impossible.
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- Like what? Name one.
- Oh, one? Um, I don't know.
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You want a live dodo bird to
roast for the wraiths to eat.
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Oh, you would deny the servants
a hearty meal of their own?
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- Can't we just do turkey?
- No!
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It has be a dodo.
What's the problem here?
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They're very slow birds,
very easy to catch.
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- They're everywhere!
- Not anymore!
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- Since when?
- 1681!
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- You'll figure it out.
- (gasps) I'll figure it out.
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- Oh. (yelling)
- (crashing, clattering)
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GUIDE:
The nightclub needs cheaper drinks.
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No, we want the drinks
to be very expensive,
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so then we attract rich humans.
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Am I right?
They gorge themselves
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on sauces and creams,
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and get their muscles
massaged. Oh.
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Rich humans
are basically like veal--
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conceptually repulsive,
but so buttery on my tongue.
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(yelling, clattering continuing)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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What the fuck?
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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- (Nadja clears throat)
- Mm, my goodness.
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Guillermo, did you kick
five holes in the wall
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- and then fuck a chicken?
- Hmm.
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- No.
- What happened to the lamp?
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You know what?
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I think this little feller
is having a tantrum.
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Is this true, Guillermo?
Is Nandor's wedding
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making you put your knickers
inside a twist?
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It's just too much
for you, isn't it?
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- Let him speak.
- I'm perfectly fine to...
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Say no more. We can help.
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- Okay.
- GUIDE: Let's see here, let's see here.
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Oh, well, getting a dodo bird
is easy. That's no problem.
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- It is?
- Yes, I have an antique dodo bird net
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in the Chamber of Curiosities.
You can borrow it.
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NADJA:
It is obviously
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not in my nature to want
to help Guillermo.
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Don't put your back out
being grateful. (sputters)
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But because he is the
nightclub's accountant, I really
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need him to not have a stroke.
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The Baron has not
gotten back to you
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about officiating
the wedding ceremony?
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- GUIDE: Hey.
- Yes.
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We will take care of The Baron
so then you can turn all
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of your attentions
to catching the dodo bird.
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Oh, wow. That feels
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really weird being so nice.
(gags) Ooh.
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- He is a good boy.
- (Sire chuffs)
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Would either of you like
to give him
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- a little scritchie?
- No, but...
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- (barks)
- Oh. - Eeh.
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Of course, I am so flattered
that Nandor asked me
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to officiate his wedding
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- to the beautiful and charming what's-her-name.
- Hmm.
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- Marwa.
- Gesundheit.
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But what you ask of me--
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- it is simply not possible.
- Baron,
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everyone who's anyone who's
a vampire is going be there.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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I am sorry.
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But look at my wretched state.
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Oh, I could not bear
so many witnesses
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to this tattered vessel.
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Once they dined
on the lavish feast
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that was my visage,
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but now, well, I serve them
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only a charred
and flaking peasant's crust.
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- Oh. You look great.
- Yes, - Oh.
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- NADJA: Never looked better.
- Oh, you are too kind.
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- GUIDE: We're being honest.
- NADJA: Yeah, it's the truth.
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But I am not
the dashing, radiant being
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that I once was.
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I think I might know
just what you need.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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That he's still fuckable
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- even though he looks like a burnt log?
- No.
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Obviously, he's fuckable.
I mean, come on.
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I am thinking that somebody
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needs a...
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- makeover. Makeover.
- Makeover.
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♪ What I want ♪
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♪ You've got and it might ♪
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♪ Be hard to handle ♪
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♪ But like a flame
that burns the candle ♪
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♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
what I've got, full stock ♪
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♪ Of thoughts
and dreams that scatter ♪
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♪ And you pull them
all together ♪
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♪ And a-how, I can't explain ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, well, well, you ♪
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♪ You make a-my dreams
come true ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, waiting for,
waiting for ♪
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♪ Waiting for, waiting for,
waiting for ♪
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- ♪ Waiting for ♪
- ♪ You make my dreams. ♪
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(laughing)
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- Okay, what about this one?
- DJINN: It's just kind of what
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you're wearing right now.
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Back in Al-Qolnidar, I would
just wear the severed penis
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of an enemy on a sling made
from his dismembered intestines.
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- This is a wedding tradition?
- No.
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For me, that was
a Tuesday night.
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(titters)
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Nothing?
Okay, whatever.
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- Nandor?
- Yes, my love?
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- I was just looking through the guest list
- Mm-hmm.
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and I noticed that
my parents are not on here.
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They had a prior engagement
of being very dead.
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I just always thought
my parents would be there
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for my wedding day.
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Okay, fine.
I will see what I can do.
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Thank you.
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(sighs)
How many wishes do I have?
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- You know I can't tell you that.
- Eh.
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Okay, fine. I wish
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for you to bring Marwa's parents
back to life for the wedding.
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- And do you want them to speak English?
- Sure. Why not?
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Do you want to bring them back
to life permanently, or-or...?
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Eh, just
for the weekend is fine.
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- It is done.
- MARWA: Baba-joon! Maman!
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- MARWA'S MOTHER: Oh, my dearest.
- MARWA'S FATHER: Where is that
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- idiot husband of yours?
- MARWA: Baba, please.
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On second thoughts,
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maybe an early departure
on Sunday after brunch.
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GUILLERMO:
Oh, and for the chocolate fountain--
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it's possible
to just put stuff on that
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that's not necessarily
chocolate, right?
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- WOMAN: Like what?
- What? We want, uh, it...
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- I'm not sure yet, but it's...
- Yes, that's fine.
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Okay, it's fine?
Can I get a couple
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of those, uh, five-hour
energy capsules, please?
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Talking about the normal ones
or the kinds for your dick?
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Derek.
Sorry, one se-one second.
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- Derek, what are you doing here?
- I'm working.
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- Working? You're a vampire.
- Hush.
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And being a vampire doesn't
exactly pay the bills, so...
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- What bills?
- Clothes, coffin,
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storage facility for the coffin.
Which, by the way,
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I'm not allowed to sleep in,
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but whatever.
But, you know,
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it's not a bad gig.
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Why don't you just take money
from the peop...
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...from the victims
that you kill?
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Because I'm a vampire,
not a thief.
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All right, so that's $16.56.
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- 18, 19, and 20. What's going on, my man?
- Thanks.
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- I'm-I'm good. I just... Oh.
- (phone buzzes)
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It's the flower people.
I have to take... I have
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- to take this. Hello. Guillermo.
- Oh, okay.
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Great shooting
the shit with you, man.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Really good.
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In fact, good to talk to,
well, anyone.
243
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I'm sorry, can you give me
one se-one second?
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Really quick, one second.
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Derek?
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00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:46,873
- Are you okay?
- Ye-Yeah.
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Yeah. No. Ish.
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You know, it's really lonely
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being a-a vampire.
250
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Say, do you want a key cut
or something?
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Do you want to go
to a vampire wedding?
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- I do.
- I'll send you the info?
253
00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:03,005
- Yeah. Text it to me.
- I'll text it to you. I have to go,
254
00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:04,843
- though, okay? Okay.
- Okay. Cool.
255
00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:06,713
- Wait. You had my number this whole ti... Mm.
- Hello?
256
00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:08,149
- Yeah. I have to go.
- Hmm. Okay, yeah.
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NANDOR:
I am not being
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greedy with my wishes.
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I simply do not have
that many left.
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- How many do you have left?
- Not many.
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- Ay...
- GUIDE: Well, poor Guillermo.
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He's about
to have a nervous breakdown
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00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:19,873
with all this stuff
he has to get done.
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- Boo-fucking-hoo.
- NADJA: She's right.
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And it's a terrible thing
when you work with someone,
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00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,684
and all you want
to do is please them,
267
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but they treat you like
a piece of human shit they wish
268
00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:29,659
they could just scrape off
the sole of their shoe.
269
00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:31,830
- What?
- Huh?
270
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:34,234
Nandor, what is the point
in having a djinn
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if you're not going
to use the djinn?
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00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,642
- Uh...
- GUIDE: With all due respect,
273
00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,344
you are being
a real bridezilla.
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- I don't know what that is.
- GUIDE: Oh, it's like
275
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a combination of a bride
and a Godzilla.
276
00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:45,658
What is a Godzilla?
277
00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:47,829
Okay, I think we're getting
a little bit off-topic.
278
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He's a giant lizard creature
that destroys cities.
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- Enough!
- Whoa!
280
00:10:51,268 --> 00:10:52,972
- Whoa! Fuck!
- (high-pitched tone)
281
00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:55,376
- You were saying?
- Nandor,
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if you want
these impossible things,
283
00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:58,817
then you're going
to have to use your wishes.
284
00:10:58,851 --> 00:11:02,090
Okay, fine! I wish
for Baron Afanas to be returned
285
00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:04,963
to his original, non-burnt-up,
non-just-a-torso form.
286
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:07,133
- It is done.
- I wish for a live dodo bird
287
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,369
that we will slaughter and roast
288
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,839
and feed
to the Wraith waitstaff.
289
00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,710
- It is done.
- And while we're at it,
290
00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,947
I wish that Marwa would like
all the same things that I like.
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00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:15,684
- NADJA: Ah.
- It is done. - And I wish that...
292
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,389
I'm sorry, but you've used up
all your wishes now.
293
00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:21,328
- What?
- Well, it's been, um...
294
00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,266
- Yes, yeah. Happy now?
- I just got everything
295
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:25,403
- I wanted out of this, so... Yeah, big smile.
- Hmm.
296
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,407
Okay, I wish for you all
to get the fuck
297
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- out of my bedroom.
- DJINN: Okay, I can do that. - (squawks)
298
00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:35,991
- ANNOUNCER: This season...
- Game face.
299
00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,394
...the boys are back
with even bigger flips.
300
00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,732
More demo, more laughs...
301
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,734
(laughing)
302
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,137
Remove those blindfolds.
303
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,840
...and even more surprises
than before.
304
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,078
Tuesdays at 9:00.
305
00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:50,721
NANDOR:
I am very glad that
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00:11:50,754 --> 00:11:53,025
my wedding will now be perfect.
307
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,361
I do feel a little sad
that I had
308
00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,733
to use up all my wishes
to make it so.
309
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:59,438
Hmm. Looking back,
310
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:01,375
- (yawning)
- ...I probably should not
311
00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:04,114
have used up so many wishes
on such trivial things.
312
00:12:04,147 --> 00:12:07,120
I wish for the lid
of my coffin to be closed.
313
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,924
Are you sure?
I can just go fetch Guillermo.
314
00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:11,061
With Guillermo,
it will be a whole thing.
315
00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:13,065
- (lid closes)
- NANDOR: Ah.
316
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,771
Guillermo.
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00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:18,409
The dodo did a doo-doo.
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00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:24,054
BOTH:
Sean and Charmaine Rinaldi,
319
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,458
you will not be freaked out
320
00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:29,131
that almost everyone
at this wedding
321
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:31,468
is a vampire.
322
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,406
And tomorrow morning,
323
00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:36,011
you will remember
324
00:12:36,045 --> 00:12:38,750
♪ Nothing. ♪
325
00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,355
- ♪ ♪
- (indistinct conversations)
326
00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,225
Three-quarters full,
and people are still coming in.
327
00:12:43,259 --> 00:12:45,798
Yes, I can hear them. I can
hear their hushed whispers.
328
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,802
Hoping and praying
for a disaster that will
329
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,438
prevent my nuptials
from being finalized.
330
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:52,210
Will you listen to yourself?
'Cause maybe it's you
331
00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:54,414
who's actually not too sure
about this wedding.
332
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,218
And maybe you're the one
trying to sabotage it
333
00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:58,189
by accusing everyone else
of being against it.
334
00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:04,468
Can you blame me
for being a little afraid?
335
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:06,973
It's a big step for me.
336
00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:08,844
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
337
00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:10,848
You're gonna be okay.
338
00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:12,217
I'm gonna be right here
by your side.
339
00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:15,524
So, if you're scared,
I'll be right there.
340
00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:17,127
I never said I was scared.
341
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,396
I said I was afraid.
There's a difference.
342
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:20,400
- Okay.
- Hmm.
343
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,872
- Well, if you get afraid, I'll be there.
- Yes.
344
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,445
Thank you, Guillermo.
345
00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:27,948
You're my best...
346
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:31,488
...man.
347
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,996
- You're a vampire, too?
- Yes, I am.
348
00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:37,000
- Get the fuck out of here.
- (Charmaine squeals)
349
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,603
That's so cool.
Sean Rinaldi.
350
00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:40,273
- This is my wife Charmaine.
- (Guillermo clears throat)
351
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:43,346
And now, it gives me
great pleasure
352
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,116
to introduce
tonight's officiant,
353
00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,855
a legend of the vampire world
for over
354
00:13:47,888 --> 00:13:49,424
- ten centuries,
- (Sire growls softly)
355
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,430
please give it up
for Baron Afanas!
356
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,836
- (whooping)
- Now we're talking. - Here we go.
357
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,906
- ♪ ♪
- (cheering, applause)
358
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,850
- (indistinct chatter)
- (Guide catcalling)
359
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:08,029
- Look at that.
- (growls, laughs)
360
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,231
LASZLO:
Oh, yes, that'll do.
361
00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:10,400
NADJA:
That will do very nicely.
362
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,268
LASZLO:
I'm as stiff as a board.
363
00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:13,573
NADJA DOLL:
Make way. Coming through.
364
00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:17,013
Please rise for the bride.
365
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:18,449
- (gallery gasps)
- VAMPIRE: Beautiful!
366
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,055
- GUIDE: Wow.
- LASZLO: Oh, there we are.
367
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:22,558
♪ ♪
368
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:25,496
- Lovely.
- You look beautiful.
369
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:31,175
- Hi.
- Mm. - You may sit.
370
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,645
(whispers): Sit down, sit down.
371
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,181
Let's leave it.
372
00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:35,884
Dearly benighted,
373
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,022
we gather here tonight
374
00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:42,297
to join these two
in unholy matrimony.
375
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,468
- I'll be all over that later.
- BARON: Not to bore you
376
00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:46,205
with a long speech
because, well,
377
00:14:46,238 --> 00:14:48,209
it is not just
the bride and groom
378
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:50,948
who are eager to get down
to some fornicating.
379
00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:52,585
- Am I right?
- NADJA: Yow! Yow!
380
00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:54,221
(laughing)
381
00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,960
So, before they exchange rings,
382
00:14:56,993 --> 00:15:01,569
I must ask if anyone here
can show just cause
383
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:05,076
why Nandor and Marwa
may not be lawfully wed.
384
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:08,617
Speak now or forever
hold your peace.
385
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,621
- There's no one disagreeing.
- Then,
386
00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,691
- by the power vested in...
- MARWA'S MOTHER: I object.
387
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,060
- (gasping, murmuring)
- SEAN: Whoa.
388
00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:15,096
- MARWA: Mama, please.
- Awkward.
389
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,231
NANDOR:
I told you.
390
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,235
- Didn't I tell you?
- Yes.
391
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:21,375
A vampire marrying a woman
he was already married to,
392
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:24,481
but then abandoned
to die alone, only
393
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:26,485
to be brought back
to life by djinn magic?
394
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,122
It's just not natural.
395
00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:30,594
Mother, this is what I want.
396
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:32,531
But I can't just
not say anything.
397
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,201
(sighs)
Well, you could try.
398
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:36,338
So awkward.
399
00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:39,612
So... that happened.
400
00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:42,350
- Now, with no further ado...
- I, too, object.
401
00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:43,720
- The fuck?
- NADJA: I sort of feel like
402
00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:46,125
this is more about
Nandor wanting a wedding,
403
00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:48,462
and wear a big dress,
than actually wanting
404
00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:51,135
to be married to Marwa.
Facts are facts.
405
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,405
- I'm gonna sit down. I'm done. Proceed.
- NANDOR: Thank you for that.
406
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:56,078
(laughing):
Well, anybody else?
407
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,548
- Actually, yes, I thought of something else.
- (people murmuring)
408
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,984
Oh.
409
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,423
I just want
to conclude by saying
410
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:04,762
I think all marriage is a sham.
(laughs)
411
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,766
Apart from my own marriage
412
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,672
to my darling wife Nadja
over there.
413
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:14,147
The very first time
I met Nandor the Relentless,
414
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,418
- I fell deeply in love with him.
- Ooh!
415
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,155
'Course, as I got
to know him better,
416
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:20,293
that feeling faded.
417
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:21,696
But the memory
418
00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:23,667
of that one-sided passion
419
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,637
is still too much
420
00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:28,777
for me to give this marriage
my full endorsement. Thank you.
421
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,781
Hello.
Um, my name is Derek.
422
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:33,553
- Who invited this guy?
- I'm just a bit bummed
423
00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:35,456
these two can find love
and get married, but I can't
424
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:39,599
find one chill bud
to have a bull sesh with?
425
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,437
I only very recently
became aware
426
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,174
that vampires are real.
427
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,579
Which, by the way,
doesn't freak me out at all.
428
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,048
- Mm.
- It got me to thinking.
429
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,384
- Everlasting life.
- CHARMAINE: Aw.
430
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,288
You know?
That's a long time.
431
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,593
Long time
to be with another person.
432
00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:55,731
You like her right now, but...
433
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,435
Marwa, I just want to say
that I think it's a little rude
434
00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,607
that you haven't
stopped by my house.
435
00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:03,445
You're new to the neighborhood.
You haven't bought any, like,
436
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,216
cookies or anything.
That's what people do.
437
00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:06,753
Nope.
Sorry, we do not validate.
438
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:09,090
Once again, for the last time,
please do not get in line
439
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,293
to ask if we validate.
440
00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:11,361
G-Get on with it.
441
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,465
I cannot tell you how moved I am
442
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,604
- to see you all gathered here.
- Since when did The Sire speak English?
443
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,442
Oh, I taught him.
Flashcards, mostly.
444
00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:21,816
- Hmm.
- Time lays waste to all.
445
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:25,724
And love turns to dust.
446
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:28,429
Ruin is inevitable.
447
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:32,705
And all else is prelude.
448
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:37,213
SEAN:
He's got a point.
449
00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:38,650
NANDOR:
Thank you for that.
450
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,388
GUILLERMO:
Next it's... The Guide again.
451
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:42,758
I forgot to say earlier,
452
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,530
I also fell deeply in love
453
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,735
with Marwa when I first met her.
454
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,473
Enough of this bullshit!
I've had enough!
455
00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:52,076
I know what you are doing.
456
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,379
You're plotting against me.
457
00:17:53,412 --> 00:17:54,782
Fuck you.
458
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,653
- And I agree with him.
- Thank you.
459
00:17:56,686 --> 00:17:58,757
I admit,
460
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:01,495
I have had my doubts
about this marriage, as well.
461
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:04,669
- (loud gasping)
- I almost called it off more than once.
462
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:08,342
- What?
- But then, yesterday, a feeling came over me.
463
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,214
And I realized
that if this is what
464
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,785
- Nandor wants...
- NADJA: Oh. - LASZLO: Oh, fuck.
465
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:15,757
- then it is what I want, also.
- Oh.
466
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,895
'Cause when it comes to Nandor,
467
00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:20,433
I like what he likes.
468
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,105
(cheering, whooping)
469
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:32,390
- ♪ ♪
- (indistinct conversations)
470
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,672
Marwa, I must ask,
471
00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:41,308
when did this moment
come over you
472
00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:42,878
where you realized that
473
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,817
whatever I like, you like also?
474
00:18:45,851 --> 00:18:47,655
Yesterday evening.
475
00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,827
Was it early evening or late?
476
00:18:50,861 --> 00:18:52,196
Late evening.
477
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,733
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
478
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,675
Yes.
479
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:03,185
I'd forgotten how handsome
a vampire the Baron is.
480
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,590
Oh, yes,
he's absolutely delicious.
481
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,728
I must confess
we had a little quickie
482
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:09,464
in the cloakroom
after the ceremony.
483
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:11,869
- As good as you remembered?
- Oh, so much better.
484
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:13,740
Right. Well, then
don't mind if I do.
485
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,877
- Oh, enjoy, my love. Ooh. (laughs)
- I bloody will.
486
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:17,715
I say there, Baron,
487
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:21,355
fantastic to see you returned
to your former glory.
488
00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:25,731
I have been wanting to have
a private word with you, Laszlo.
489
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,901
If you would be so good
as to meet me
490
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:31,341
in the coatroom in five minutes.
491
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,849
Oh, yes.
I think I can manage that.
492
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,385
Ah. Oh.
493
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,823
- MARWA: Baba, let's dance.
- So.
494
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,361
So.
495
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:43,499
I suppose later tonight
496
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:46,371
is when you will
make her a vampire
497
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,810
so that the two of you
can be together
498
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:51,248
forever and ever
499
00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:54,421
and all eternity.
500
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,924
We will see.
501
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:57,528
Yes, just as I thought.
502
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:58,930
SEAN:
So that was great.
503
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:00,767
- Then other times, I hit, uh,
- Thank you.
504
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:03,472
Dyker Beach-- which, yes,
it's a public course--
505
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:07,380
but, oh, man, I mean, they
really take care of the greens.
506
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,783
So you, uh, get out
to the links often?
507
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,656
- (hissing)
- (laughs) I hear that.
508
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,660
- Ah...
- (Guide giggling)
509
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,435
- (singsongy): Guillermo.
- (gasps softly)
510
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:19,972
- Marwa.
- Hi.
511
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,374
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
512
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,945
Congratulations.
513
00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:25,282
You have done such a wonderful
job tonight, Guillermo.
514
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,286
Oh, no. (laughs)
515
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,290
I don't know
what I would do without you.
516
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:31,562
- Mmm.
- Oh. Thank you.
517
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,666
- Oh.
- That's... Thank...
518
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,904
Oh, well, that's a lot
of kissing. (chuckles)
519
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,941
- Mmm.
- Thank you. Wow.
520
00:20:41,716 --> 00:20:43,553
- Hey, bro.
- Hey! Fu...
521
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,724
I got you a little,
uh, wedding present.
522
00:20:45,757 --> 00:20:48,897
A brand-new djinn lamp.
523
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,272
- What?
- It's a little small.
524
00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:57,413
This one only has three wishes,
so use them wisely, huh?
525
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:58,716
Could I use one of the wishes
526
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,453
to wish
for a thousand more wishes?
527
00:21:00,486 --> 00:21:03,593
- No.
- Eh. Thanks for nothing.
528
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,329
LASZLO:
♪ There's going to be a wedding ♪
529
00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,601
♪ A wedding in the dark ♪
530
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,572
♪ There's going
to be a marriage ♪
531
00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,978
♪ And everyone will ask ♪
532
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:16,586
♪ Who will come first
on the wedding night ♪
533
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:20,459
♪ The wedding night,
the wedding night ♪
534
00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:23,867
♪ Who will come first
on the wedding night? ♪
535
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,604
♪ I think Nandor might ♪
536
00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:28,008
♪ On the wedding night ♪
537
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,981
♪ Who will come first
on the wedding night? ♪
538
00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,718
♪ If his cock feels right ♪
539
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,055
♪ And her pussy is tight... ♪
540
00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,526
- Should I put hair on it?
- NADJA DOLL: It looks much better.
541
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:38,362
- Hey!
- NADJA DOLL: Uh-oh.
542
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,466
Little Colin Robinson,
what are you doing?
543
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,303
- Shoo, you little rascal!
- (giggling)
544
00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:43,338
- NADJA DOLL: Run, Colin, run!
- BABY COLIN: Go, go, go, go!
545
00:21:43,372 --> 00:21:44,909
Oh.
546
00:21:44,942 --> 00:21:47,046
LASZLO (in distance):
♪ On the wedding night ♪
547
00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:49,350
- ♪ The wedding night ♪
- NADJA: Come on, boys.
548
00:21:49,384 --> 00:21:51,856
♪ Who'll come first
on the wedding night ♪
549
00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:54,494
It's okay. Back to sleep.
550
00:21:54,528 --> 00:21:56,899
Back to sleep.
551
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:58,803
NADJA (in distance):
So, this song is called "The House Mate."
552
00:21:58,837 --> 00:22:03,378
♪ He's relentless in love,
he's relentless in bed ♪
553
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:05,482
♪ He's Nandor the Relentless ♪
554
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,654
♪ He wears all sorts of capes ♪
555
00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:09,925
♪ He's not got much
in his head ♪
556
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:13,031
♪ He's Nandor the Relentless. ♪
557
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,367
Nandor has, uh,
558
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,371
really wasted a lot of wishes
559
00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:17,741
- on stupid things.
- NANDOR (high-pitched): Yee-haw!
560
00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:20,514
It's the bee's buzz!
What a good bee you are.
561
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,083
Oh, hey! So fun!
562
00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:23,753
Okay, now.
563
00:22:23,786 --> 00:22:25,690
DJINN:
But it's not my job to judge.
564
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:28,563
Hey... No, I-I said
I wanted to play one-on-one
565
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,934
with the real guy,
not the cardboard cutout guy.
566
00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:32,804
I should have been
more specific.
567
00:22:32,838 --> 00:22:34,808
Three points! Hey!
568
00:22:34,842 --> 00:22:39,518
♪ Hold me forever ♪
569
00:22:39,552 --> 00:22:44,562
♪ Kiss me until I see
the heavens open ♪
570
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:49,872
♪ Promise my heart
will not be broken... ♪
571
00:22:52,076 --> 00:22:55,115
- (gasps) Sean? Oh, Seanie.
- Shut the fuck up.
572
00:22:55,149 --> 00:22:56,652
What's wrong with you?!
573
00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:57,453
- What did you do last night?
- Jesus.
574
00:22:57,486 --> 00:22:58,690
Uh... I don't...
575
00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:00,426
- What?
- I don't remember.
576
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,564
I must have really
torn one up, huh? (laughs)
577
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,535
Wait a minute.
Weren't you there?
578
00:23:04,568 --> 00:23:06,539
No.
I was in bed by 9:00.
579
00:23:06,572 --> 00:23:08,108
Aw, shit.
You know what,
580
00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,012
I think I had one of those
CBD gummies Brenda gave me.
581
00:23:10,045 --> 00:23:11,882
They make me fucking crazy.
582
00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,753
- Just get up.
- That's why you don't do the marijuana.
583
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:15,824
Oh, my God. I would never do
the marijuana. That's a drug.
584
00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:17,460
- That's drugs. Come on. Let's go.
- What do you think CBD is?!
585
00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:21,836
♪ Hold me forever ♪
586
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:27,013
♪ Never let me go without you ♪
587
00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:31,956
♪ Kiss me until I see
the heavens open ♪
588
00:23:31,989 --> 00:23:35,095
♪ Promise my heart
will not be. ♪
589
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,139
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