All language subtitles for Royalteen - 2022 (Emilie Beck) 5.6

You are done! You hear me?

Hmm.

Good morning.

I made you a sandwich,

but I'd really appreciate it
if you would pack your own lunch.

Um, yeah, okay.

Mmm.

Isn't this song
a little too much for today?

How is this not perfect, huh?

Yeah?

Excited about your first day?

Yeah, I guess…

-You need to hurry up so--
-Mom, I know!

All your new classmates will be there.

That's exciting!

Actually, it's not.

Remember not to say "you"
when you address them.

For real? What should I say?

You need to say "Your Royal Highness."

-You're kidding.
-Seriously!

-There's no way, Mom.
-I Googled it.

Honest! After a while,
you can call them whatever you want,

but, first, you need to follow
proper etiquette when talking to them.

All their life, they have been treated
a special way.

They're probably a little soft.

-Especially the prince--
-Soft? As if.

Hey, he's going to inherit
an entire kingdom.

Does this look soft to you?
Prince Fuckboy? Are you serious?

Hm. That's great.

That's not great!

-Looks like he's having fun.
-Oh my God.

You know what? I think Lena
should be glad to have such a unique…

…experience many others
wouldn't have a chance to get.

Besides, I heard his mother,
the queen, is pretty sick.

She has some kind
of chronic fatigue syndrome.

Yeah.

I think I read it in some gossip tabloid.

Anyways, I bet her son's hurting too.

Yeah, okay.

I can imagine
it's been pretty difficult.

Mmm.

I'm going now.

-Okay.
-Bye, Mom.

-Have fun.
-Yeah.

I'll just ask your glass to get up and put
the fish spread back in the fridge.

Yeah, ask it.

Don't forget.
"Your Royal Highnesses!"

No.

-How do you think this year will go?
-I think it'll be a good year.

Do you know if the Queen…
Yeah, I'm very excited.

It'll be fun to see everyone again.

Um, excuse me.

Do you know where is classroom 2STB?

-Yeah, it's right over there.
-Oh, thank you.

Gunnar, you got
so shitfaced last night.

-No, I didn't.
-You did.

-That's a lie.
-You were drunk!

No way I was that shitfaced.
Are you kidding me?

Seriously, you need
to pull yourself together.

What are you talking about?
You also were completely out of it.

But at least
I can remember what happened.

You were literally lying on the ground
for, like, a half hour.

Ten minutes tops.

-It was for a half hour.
-That's 'cause I was tired.

So nice to hear that you guys
have been enjoying yourself this summer.

Hi. Lena?

Hey. It's so… Glad we're together.

Oh yeah, my name is Ove.
I wanted to… welcome you.

Welcome to our class.

You'll do great here.

Bless the Fatherland!

-Look who's late.
-I'm so sorry that we're late.

Kalle had to make sure his hair
was perfect before we could leave.

You're looking good, Kalle!

-Of course he did.
-It took him two hours.

Two and a half, I don't know.

-Hi.
-Kalle.

-Lena.
-Lene… Pleasure.

Len-a.

-Hmm?
-It's Lena… Len-ah.

You know…

Sorry?

-The Håkan Hellström song.
-Okay.

Okay, forget about that.

My mom was playing it this morning.
It's her favorite.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hi, Lena! How do you do?

Everyone hurry and find their seats
so I can begin class. Hurry up.

Margrethe,
what did you think of the pen?

Was that from you?

Yeah, I just found it
and it made me think of you.

'Cause you're a princess and stuff.

-Okay, everyone!
-Thank you.

Yes.

It's really nice to see everyone.

First off, thank you all for joining me,
and welcome back to school.

Seeing all of your smiling faces

is making me realize
that our summer vacation is far too short.

Okay, we have a new student
joining our class today.

Her name is Lene.
She's sitting next to Karl Johan.

So if you haven't had a chance to say hi
to her yet, you can go do so now.

-Hello.
-Hello!

Hello.

Hello.

Len-ah.

-Uh, I'm sorry.
-Her name's Len-ah.

She's named after
that Håkan Hellström song.

Oh, let me see.

Oh, what do you know? Lena.

I'm sorry, Lena.
I don't know how I mixed that up.

I'll know it now.
Lena, Lena, Lena.

Okay, uh, anyways,

you might have guessed,
but I'm your teacher this year.

Hi.

-Good morning, my dear.
-We need more milk.

-How'd it go?
-Good.

What were they like?

Did you call them "Your Royal Highness?"

Mom.

Did they have bodyguards?

It's unbelievable they're spending
the taxpayer's money on that.

Don't bring
your political opinion into this.

-The king seems like a nice guy.
-I like that we have a royal family.

-He does seem like a great guy.
-That's the exact opposite of a democracy.

But they don't actually have
any real power.

It is vital for the monarchy
to keep in touch with the people.

Well, but of course. Who said that?

Princess Diana.

-You like her.
-Yeah.

-See ya.
-Working out?

-Uh, yeah.
-Can you please bring Theodor?

I'm going for a run.

Up! Think of it as a training effect. We
need to make a run to the grocery store.

Mmm. Hi.

-Ready?
-Add diapers to the list.

Whoa!

You are done.

Are you kidding?

Are you cold?

Let's put on your beanie.

Shh. Come on, let's get this on.

Here is your jacket.

Hey, it's okay. Let's get you out.

Lena?

Are you also doing hill training?

This is the best spot in Nordmarka.

But I guess
you're not here for that.

Who's the little guy?

Uh, this is my little brother. Uh…

We were going to Ullevålseter,

and then my phone…

My phone died, the stroller got stuck, and
now my mom is waiting for us back at home.

I've never run here before.

Okay. So you're a little off track,
is that right?

A bit.

Sort of.

Where did you come from?

Uh, Grevling Street.

By the tennis court.

The tennis court?
Yeah, it's right over there.

Just down that path and you're there.

Oh, yeah.

Uh, okay.

Shit, you were right.

-That's good.
-Yeah. Ooh!

Was that fun?

Sit down.

There you go, little man.

Thank you for helping us.

-No sweat.
-Mmm.

Anything to avoid running up those hills
100 more times.

Ugh.

No, wait a second. Don't scratch,
don't scratch, don't scratch.

Just hold still.

Ah!

Look.

It's intact.

I hate bugs.

In the event of a rash… Ah!

Or itching, you should call your doctor.

But you'll be fine.

You don't need
to suck out the venom or anything?

-I think that's for a snake bite?
-I know.

There's a big difference
between a tick and a cobra, Kalle.

Thought so.

Well, as a thank you,

I would like to offer you
a ride to the party on Friday.

Party?

Yeah, this year's pool party at Ingrid's.

Everyone's going.

Tomorrow, I can't go, so….

No problem. It's Friday.

I meant… I meant Friday.

Mmm.

-Because?
-I have a bunch of homework to do.

We've some guests staying with us.

By the way,

I need a photo with my rescuer.

Bring a swimsuit.

Well, look who it is. Our celebrity.

Hi, Lena.

We haven't been introduced yet. Ingrid.

Pleasure.

I'm Astrid.

-Lena.
-Hi

-Fanny. Pleasure.
-Lena.

So how do you know each other?

Um, know who?

You and Kalle?

Just from class.

Oh, I see.

So you two went for a walk
in the woods together?

Yeah, it looked really nice.
Did you plan to do that?

I went to go for a run
with my little brother.

We got lost.

It really wasn't that great.

Yeah, but this picture
shows you guys having a great time.

That was after I removed a tick
that was stuck on him.

He was freaking out, so I just

went and took it off.

A tick, is that right?

That sounds fun.

Tess!

Hi! You're home so soon!

Not exactly. The principal called me in
to talk about all my absences.

Then, I'm going back to work.

-Oh, that sucks.
-Mmm.

But did you meet Lena?
Lena's new. She was on Kalle's story.

Lena, Tess. Tess, Lena.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

-You too. I'm sorry, but Tessalicious?
-That's me.

Um, I follow you on Instagram.

-Oh!
-I really like it.

Thank you so much!

It really sucks that I can't post anything
from school because of our royal twins.

It's pretty awesome
when you make your living selling content

and have to work around school
because it takes up the entire day.

But what can you expect when you end up
in the same class as Princess Paranoia?

Princess Paranoia?

I'll catch you later, Lena,
and we can talk more. See you later.

That's a very cute top. It's new?

It's two years old.

-What's up?
-Hi.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Hey.

Thank you again.

Uh, wait, no, damn.
Your Highness? But anyway…

Thank you for the stroller.

Thank you as well.

You're welcome.

Okay, everyone,
please take your seats.

That includes the crown prince and Lene.
Shoot, I did it again. I'm so sorry, Lena.

Come on. Let's go.

Thank you.

Lena?

Lena?!

Lena, come downstairs now!

His Royal Highness Prince Karl Johan
has come to see you.

Hi.

You have the cutest little brother.

Thanks.

I think he quite likes me.

I only have a stressed-out sister
who acts like she's ten years older.

Yeah.

You have a lovely home.

-Yeah. Thank you.
-No, it's nothing really.

It's nice enough.

All moved in then?

-Yeah.
-Yes, we are.

-There's still a lot to do.
-A few things, but we're pretty far along.

-Put up lamps and… Pictures and flowers.
-Put up lamps and pictures and flowers.

The garden's looking good. Very nice.

Yeah, it's full of ticks.

-Oh really?
-Hmm.

-I gotta watch out then.
-Yeah.

I'm not sure if the outfit you have on
is right for a pool party.

Pool party?

Yeah, it's at Ingrid's house.
It's tradition.

-Right then.
-Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.

Or we could just stay in tonight
with Theodor.

-Yeah! We could make waffles for dinner--
-No. A pool party sounds great.

Give me five minutes.

I'll be right back.

Hi!

Thanks.

How are you?

Uh… can I please get mine in a lompe?

Thanks.

Woo!

-Lena! Hi!
-Hi!

I didn't know you were going to be here.
Oh my God, it's so great.

Yeah, it is.
Also, you look really incredible. Honest.

Thank you. You're looking
smoking hot yourself.

-I'll talk to you later.
-You're leaving?

Uh, yeah. I don't really
like these parties.

It would've been cool
to hang out with you and stuff,

but there's a certain somebody who
really can't stand my face anywhere here.

So, uh… Yeah, sometimes, I can deal,
and other times, I just can't.

I'm out. It was nice seeing you.

Lena! I'm so glad you decided to come.

To welcome you to my home.

And you're eating, I see.

Thank you for that.

I'll see you later.

-You're leaving?
-Yeah.

I, uh, really don't want to deal
with her judging me for the entire night.

I'd rather go shop at MAC
and at least enjoy myself.

Okay, but can you come back later
when things start to pick up?

Uh, maybe. Yeah, I'll try.

But you guys enjoy yourselves, okay?

We'll talk later.

What's really going on with her?

It's just that Tess and Margrethe
used to be…

It's a very long story. Has anyone
introduced you to Margrethe by the way?

Um, no.

Then, I'll do it now. Come.

Look who I found.

Hi.

-Isn't this party really nice?
-Yeah, it's nuts.

I'll get us some more drinks?

Hi. I'm glad you came.

Mmm. Hi. Yeah.

It's nice we can talk.

It's a little strange

to be in the same class
as the princess and prince of Norway.

But I've started to realize that you all…

Everyone is, like, normal, you know?

There are still a few things that are not

completely normal
about Karl Johan and myself.

I just wish
that we had more of a screening process

before people are placed in our class.

Some people are insane.

And I'm not talking
about journalists or reporters.

I'm talking about ordinary people

with cell phones and no boundaries.

-I didn't send that photo to anyone.
-You didn't?

-Drinks?
-Thank you.

Thanks.

Where is Tess?

Uh, she had to leave.
She had some launch to go to.

Hey, Lena,
can you take this from me?

I guess, there's not enough royal gossip
for influencers to post about.

Did you see what she was wearing?

Like some wacky cat woman costume.

I thought she looked very nice.

-Say that again?
-I thought she looked nice.

Sure.

Are there any fashionistas
in Horten at all?

Such a cute dress.
Where'd you get it from?

Cubus.

Half price. 2018 model.

Well, it's nice. Uh, we should really
add you to our class chat.

Yeah, sorry, but I'm not online.
I deleted everything.

Oh, shoot.

Who did I just add then?
I hope not some random weirdo.

Let's see. Lena Karlsvik?

This you?

Yeah…

I have Snapchat,
but I don't use it at all.

I've been trying to cut back
on my screen time.

A 1,100 snap score.
That's pretty high, even for me.

Did you delete the old account
and make a new one?

There you are. Come with me.
I want to show you something.

Are you good?

Yeah.

Were my sister
and her gang interrogating you?

You could say that.

Is everything good?

Yeah.

Sit with me?

Yeah.

Why is there no one swimming here?

If I had a pool,
I'd be swimming in it all the time.

It's a tradition that we have.
The first one in the pool is Arnie.

-Arnie is waiting for the right moment.
-Seriously?

Yeah, no one goes in before Arnie gets to.
He goes first.

I see.

But why are you grilling
if no one is eating?

Good point.

Are you sure things went okay
with my sister? She can be difficult.

Yeah, no shit. She gave a speech
and then there was an interrogation.

I see.

Most of us have known each other
since middle school.

I'm not sure if they chose their class
or were forced into it.

But it's important
to have stability around the royals.

Mmm.

-Want some?
-Sure.

Maybe just take a small hit
if you've never done it.

it's pretty strong stuff.

-Good?
-Beer is better.

I'm happy you're here.

I only came here
because you arrived at my house

and started bonding
with my parents unannounced.

-Touché.
-Mm-hmm.

I mean it.

You're sweet.

But you're a prince.

Crown prince.

Okay, I'm sorry.
Crown prince, and a player.

Player?

-Women throw themselves at you.
-Okay.

-Okay?
-Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Hey, hey, hey. Shit. Sorry. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have seen that.

I didn't mean to interrupt
whatever you two are doing together.

But, Kalle, you know I can't see very well
with my glasses anyways.

I'm just gonna look over there.
Some recognizance.

Stupid.

But seriously, Kalle,

you have to help me.

That could have turned awkward fast.

-What do you think?
-From the balcony?

Yeah.

Not close enough. There's 20
meters between the balcony and the pool.

-That far?
-Yeah.

He's right. I just checked the distance
and it's about 18 meters.

But I found another place. Follow me.

Fuck.

Did you delete the old account
and make a new one?

Delete your fucking account,
you stupid bitch!

Fuck, Lena!

What the fuck are you trying to do?

What am I doing?
What the fuck are you doing?

Are you fucking crazy?

You almost drowned me!

You can't just put people
in a fucking chokehold under water.

It's totally fucking normal to swim
when it's… When it's a fucking pool party.

There's even a barbecue, but no one's
willing to eat. Are you all crazy?

Is anyone having fun here?

-Come on, you almost drowned. Just relax.
-I was trying to do a fucking starfish!

Thank you!

Lena!

Okay, guys, I'm jumping in!

Three!

Two, one!

Wasn't I supposed to be your ride?

Just figured
I needed some fresh air.

What are you on?

Just the….

The usual. Beer and stuff.

And what stuff?

I tried a vape.

Vaping?

Marijuana?

-The prince didn't give you anything else?
-No, no, no, no.

I'm just not used
to drinking that much anymore.

There's a lot of that in those circles.

There are many pictures of him

with drugs and naked women.

I know. I've seen it.

It says a lot
about their perception of reality.

How they connect to the real world.

He's not a horrible person.

Can't you just
tell the prince what happened?

Just tell him the truth?

Good night.

SNAPCHAT:
FRIEND REQUESTS

…swim when there's a pool.
And it's normal to eat--

A NEW WOMAN WENT DOWN KARL JOHAN!

UNKNOWN: HAVE YOU TOLD THE PRINCE
ABOUT YOUR CREATIVE SIDE?

LENA + THE PRINCE = ?

VOICE MESSAGE FROM KALLE

Sorry for yesterday.
I'm sorry I had you in a chokehold.

But I swear I only did it
'cause I thought you were drowning.

So, sorry.

But if you want,
a group of us are going down by the water.

Would the starfish like a boat ride?

Thanks for inviting me.

Uh, I'm still trying
to get over the shock from being

physically assaulted by the crown prince,

but I thank you for thinking about me
for the boat trip.

I have to stay and watch my brother,
so have fun on the water, Crown Prince.

I doubt you'll be swimming anyways.

Mmm.

Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu… Wa-ha-ha!

Hey! Did you just poop? No!

We need to change your diaper.
Do you agree?

-Hey there.
-Oh!

Hi.

-Hi.
-What are you doing?

Thought I'd come in
and check up on the starfish.

Yeah, that was… Sorry. Weird.

Don't worry. You okay?

-Um, yeah.
-Good.

-As good as I can be.
-Cool.

Kind of.

-How are you feeling after that?
-Fine.

I didn't drink as much.

Oh yeah…

-I really had too much.
-Yeah.

How's your brother?

Really great.

Could I hold him?

Okay. Here.

Hi, Theodor!

Ah, Theodor!

Here. Uh, I used to be big into baggy
clothes, so maybe this'll fit you.

I put yours in the laundry.

Thanks.

It's like it was made for me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Again. Sorry.

-Don't worry about it.
-I mean it.

For everything yesterday.
For the pool, and for…

For getting incredibly wasted
and not being on my best behavior.

You were so nice and I was an ass.

And then Theodor pisses on you.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Hi, you two. Don't mind us.
Or better yet, pretend we're not here.

It's lovely seeing you again,
Your Royal Highness.

I mean, normal teen. Kalle.

Let me help you with those--

No, no, no, no, no.
I can do it all on my own.

Go out and have fun.

It's nice seeing you, Your Royal Highness.

-So where is Theodor?
-Uh, sleeping.

Thanks.

Then you're free to go out
and do whatever.

You can have the day to yourself.

You should hang out outside. It's so nice.
Don't waste your day sweating in here.

All right?

I just went too fast.

You know when you bend down
and you come up suddenly?

And then come rushing back down?

So, you two get out of here.
Go enjoy yourselves.

We can take the boat out.

It only fits two.

Yeah, sure. Just promise you're
not going to save me if I start drowning.

Drowning?

We're just joking.

-Whoa, are we taking the royal yacht?
-No.

It's out sailing.

The King is using it for a regatta.

Do you really call your dad "The King"?

Sometimes. The King and the Queen.

Ta-da!

It's not the biggest of boats,
but it's all mine.

It's amazing.

Okay. The police escort is waiting nearby.

They've promised to keep their distance,
but no less than a couple hundred meters.

-Also, let's follow the speed limit.
-Got it.

Keep in touch. Contact me
for even the smallest of things.

Yeah, I know.
You've only told me a hundred times.

Of course, Your Royal Highness.

But I know our new passenger
hasn't heard it before.

Oh my God, yesterday…

I have to admit it, but I was both scared
and fascinated by what you did.

-Yeah?
-Like boom!

Like it was… It was all you.

Might as well go for it.

You show your whole and true self.

To hell with hiding yourself.

-Mmm.
-That's why I like you.

You're tough and honest.

Why did you move?

Oh, it got too exciting in Horten.

Yeah, come on. Tell me.

My dad got a new job out here.

So we followed him.

-That's it?
-Yeah.

Sorry, that's it.

No, don't worry about it.

Mmm.

I'm happy you kept that picture private.

Were you checking my profile?

Yeah.

We have people
that look into that kind of thing.

-Shit. For real?
-Yeah.

You're the first one not to put it online

after you get a photo
with the crown prince.

Prince Selfie?

Yeah.

So you've seen that picture
in the nightclub then?

That one where you were
surrounded by half-naked women,

who probably had their tongues
down your throat?

And it looks like
you just sniffed three kilos of cocaine?

Yeah. That.

Hashtag player.

Hashtag heartbreaker, hashtag…

-Hashtag PrinceFuckboy?
-Mmm.

Things aren't always
what they seem to be.

People just see what they want to see.

Then what really happened?

It was a party
for a movie premiere.

Margrethe and I were invited and

I sat down on that couch for a second

and then came those girls.

Hmm.

It seemed pretty planned, because the
person who took the pictures originally,

they hung out with us.

Then all of a sudden, those pictures
were posted all across the globe.

I must hold the family record.

And yet…

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
look who showed up, huh?

Is that His Royal Highness
and the starfish?

I'm so sorry that I missed your little
mating ritual in the pool yesterday.

-You weren't traumatized or anything?
-No, I'm all good.

So you lovebirds have your own plans
or will you be joining the flock?

I have to go, but thanks for the invite.

Okay. Kalle, you coming?

Just a sec?

-Let's leave them alone.
-Thanks.

You're not coming?

No, I can't sit and listen to people
calling me starfish all night.

And besides,
I had a really nice day with you.

I don't want to ruin that.

You're right. Today was really nice.

It could've started a bit better.

-You remember that?
-No, don't remind me.

Can I hang out with the group for a bit?

Yes, of course.

Thanks for asking me.

If we were alone right now,
I would be kissing you.

How about tomorrow?

I'll be alone if you want to come over?

Uh, where would that be exactly?
The royal palace?

I'll send a car to pick you up tomorrow.

Are you kidding?
All alone with you at the palace?

Yeah.

Sure, I'm in.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

Woo-hoo, let's go get shitfaced!

Shitfaced!

I'll inform the crown prince
that you have safely arrived.

Thank you.

There you are.

Welcome to the palace.

Lena, is it?

Yes. Hi.

Uh, hi, Your Maj… Sir… Your Honor…

The… The King.

I think it was a nice attempt.
Come in, Lena.

-I'm glad you could come.
-Thank you.

It's nice to meet you.

Thank you very much.
It's also nice to meet the King.

I understand you're in the same
class as Margrethe and Karl Johan?

Yeah, we're in the same class.

Does he behave himself?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

That's good. Very reassuring.

You came prepared.

I know Kalle will appreciate it.
He loves his sweets.

-Do you like seafood?
-Uh, yeah.

Especially king crab.

Let's all eat.

Hi, Lena. Come on in.

-Hi, Lena.
-Kalle, what the fuck?

I'm sorry, but they changed their plans.

I tried to call you. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Start on the outside and work your way in.

Thanks a lot.

-Mmm.
-It's good, right?

I'm glad.

We'll have crayfish as a side dish
and fish for the main.

Karl Johan doesn't
like shellfish very much,

even though it's been our dinner
every Sunday for who knows how long.

He'll probably get pizza later.

In other words,
he's a big man baby.

This place is beautiful.

Thank you. We are very happy with

the renovations.

-Where do you live?
-Grevling Street.

I hear that you're new in town?

Yeah, we just moved out to Oslo
this summer, from Horten.

Horten? Mmm.

I have many good friends there.
I go sailing with the mayor.

I think he has a daughter your age.
Have you met her?

No.

That's a little odd.
How many people live in Horten?

27,000.

But how many daughters of mayor's
can you have in your class?

-Margrethe.
-What?

We need to turn over every stone before
we introduce new people to the family.

Especially all the girls
you drag in here, Kalle.

That was delicious.

Thank you so much.
We're really happy with our chef.

-Was the pizza good, Kalle?
-Yeah, very.

Good afternoon.

Welcome.

A guest.

We don't often have visitors.

-What's your name?
-Lena Karlsvik, Your Highness.

My name is Sofia.

It's always nice
to meet Margrethe's friends.

Actually, I'm here with Kalle.

Karl Johan?

That's also nice.

Sverre, can I borrow you for a moment?

Of course.

It's nice to meet you, Lena.

You too.

Please excuse me.
When I get back, we can have dessert.

This is like a Pretty Woman experience
for you, am I right?

You're totally new in town
and don't know anyone.

And then all of sudden,
you meet the crown prince himself.

Now you're eating dinner

with the King.

Are you calling me a whore?

-You said it. Not me.
-Stop that.

I'm watching out for us.

No one asked you to butt in.

But I have to.

No one else
is going to change your diapers.

What's your problem?

-Can't you be nice for ten seconds?
-Just like you?

You're the one bringing random girls
into the royal palace.

Excuse you?

Are you seriously asking me
to excuse myself?

I'll correct my manners

as soon as you put the napkin
where it's meant to be.

You're acting like a fucking hobo.

I'm back! Now, it's time for dessert.

Anyone want some?

I've lost my appetite.

Thank you for dinner.

-Me neither.
-Thanks, but I'm set.

That's right.
You brought some candy.

Do you want some?

Candy? Thank you, but none for me.

I'll just stick to my caramel pudding.

Wait, hold on.
Hang on. What do you have in there?

A bit of everything.

Let's have a look.

Oh, Powertoads. Can I take one?

Take it.

And a Heksehyl. Haven't had those
in forever. Can I take that too?

Yeah.

-Take whatever you want.
-Thank you.

You're welcome.

King.

Call me Sverre.

I wouldn't dare. But you can call me Lena.

I admire you, Lena.

-Hi, Lena.
-Hi.

Hey.

We're about to eat.

-Where's Theodor?
-Upstairs. Sleeping.

-I hope you're hungry.
-I already ate.

Oh, really? Where?

The palace.

The palace?

Yeah.

And with whom?

With

Kalle, Margrethe, and Sverre.

Sverre?

Yeah, the King.

I got him.

The King had Heksehyl for dessert.

-See you later.
-See you.

Are you going?

Everyone's going, Lena.
It's more mandatory than the vaccine.

You free this weekend?

I have nothing planned.

Good. The group's taking a trip.

To Arnie's cabin.

The only way I'll come is

if we get our own room

that locks, so we aren't disturbed.

Just for the two of us.

I'll see what I can do.

Kalle, what's the deal with your mom?

She's just sick.

She's terrified of not being good enough.

But it's just anxiety.

Is she ever going to get better?

She might.

But only if she admits
what she's afraid of.

Actually admitting she has anxiety.

That she's scared of everything.

-Ready for calc?
-Yeah.

-So this weekend?
-Sure.

-Is she coming with?
-Mm-hmm.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Can I take your bag?

Yeah.

Thank you.

No problem. Hey! It's nice to see you.

Likewise, Your Royal Highness.

I took the liberty
of folding the crown prince's T-shirt

after the little accident yesterday.

Thank you. That was sweet.

My pleasure.

Hello, hello.
I take it that you're Lena's parents then?

-Your Royal Highness.
-Hi! And this little one must be Theodor.

Thank you for asking Lena
to join you on your trip.

-Bitch.
-It's really no problem. Don't worry.

All of Kalle's friends are also
my friends, so it's all…

…totally fine.

-I hope you two have a great weekend.
-You too. Have a splendid weekend.

Of course. Thank you.

Yo.

GURO AND KRISTIAN ARE BACK TOGETHER

ISN'T K WITH LENA?
THAT'S LAST WEEK.

LENA DUMPED AGAIN
LOSER

VIDEO SUCCESFULLY POSTED

Holy shit.

-No fucking way.
-That's disgusting.

-Isn't that Lena's boyfriend?
-Isn't that Guro?

-Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
-She's so fucked.

Lena, stop!

You look so cute
when you're sleeping.

-Can you delete it please?
-Okay.

I just don't like
getting my picture taken.

I thought Margrethe was the only one
who cared about that, but…

There. Deleted.

-Shit, it's raining.
-It's just a shower.

We're outside of Horten. Feel at home?

Can we stop here?
I need to take a piss badly.

Kalle, why are you so vulgar?

-I'll get a drink. Anything?
-No, thank you.

Okay.

Lena, stop!

Fuck, Lena. Come on.

Hi.

I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, Guro.

I shouldn't have posted that video.

I was totally out of line.

I don't know if there's anything
that I can say that'll fix this, but

what I did was wrong.

It was shitty.

I hope you forgive me.

I'm sorry.

Fuck you.

Get off!

Let go of me!

Fuck you, Lena.
It's way too fucking late.

Excuse me. What's going on here?

Hey.

Is everyone doing okay?

Lena?

Yeah, it's fine.

You sure?

Yeah.

I was trying to find the ladies' room.

I was told
it was around the corner. Where?

It's the other side.

Your Majesty.

Thank you.

There's a really long line
at the register right now.

You should handle that.

-Yeah. Of course.
-Yeah.

Jesus.

Good to see
you're real popular in Horten then.

I'm sorry.

It's old shit.

I promise that I won't say
anything to Kalle.

Relax. It'll stay between us.

But feel free to tell me
what that was all about someday,

when you're ready.

Thank you.

What's her name?

Guro.

Likes to be violent?

Apparently.

Wipe that dirt off
before Kalle sees you, okay?

-Where were you?
-In the bathroom.

What's that smell?

-Coffee.
-Wow, so mature.

One of us has to be.

Let's see our bedroom. Come.

You swim like a fish.

That's what I was trying to tell you
when you tried to drown me in that pool.

That's what you were trying to say?
I was a little focused on the screaming.

What's wrong?

What do you mean?

Do you think I'm ugly?

Why would you ask me that?

You won't even touch.

Lena, I think you're gorgeous.

I mean it.

It's just that

I'm freaking out,
because I'm scared I might….

end up knocking you up.

This has nothing
to do with how attractive you are.

It's all about me.

It's not you, it's me.

-She was like, "Whoa, wait!"
-That's exactly what she did!

That's like so disgusting. How can you
even talk about this? You're all so nasty.

So instead… Yeah,
let's do this instead. Um…

Okay. On a scale of one to ten,

how hot is our teacher, Ove?

Ooh.

Oh my God, no way.

-I think three.
-Three?

Whoa, that's a bit mean.
He's at least a five.

-Five?
-At least a five.

Yeah. Kinda.

Personally, he's an easy seven.

Seven? Absolutely no way.
That's gross That's so gross.

He's got a sense of humor.
That's the sexist quality.

There is absolutely nothing sexy
about our teacher, Ove.

-But his eyes…
-Yeah!

-Yes.
-And that smile.

Kalle, what would you give him?

-He's so funny, it's sexy.
-Oh.

Nine, if you're asking me.

He's a great guy.
Why wouldn't you give him a nine?

I'm talking about all of you.

Ove would be perfect for Tess,
don't you think?

-What?
-No, no, no! So she could style him.

Not that way. No, no. Why did you
have to go there? Don't be so dirty.

-Tess is probably too busy.
-What, really?

No, I mean, she's got a lot going on
with TikTok and that kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah. And YouTube.
Didn't she sign some kind of deal?

A few days ago?

-YouTube too?
-Yeah.

Internet whore.

No! Come on.

I don't get it.

Why do you have such a problem with her?
I don't get it. Why don't you like her?

Well, she makes a living

selling gossip.

I thought she just had a makeup blog.

Yeah,

but do you know
how she got all those followers?

By being herself. People like that.

What's wrong is that she was
making money off of us,

trying to get with the royals.

Right when she started doing TikTok, her
first ever post had us in the background.

Last year,
when Kalle's picture went viral,

that was… Tess.

But how do you know?

It's obvious.

She's betrayed us.

Hmm.

We can't have any more traitors

in our group, you see?

Well, it was nice to be invited at least.

-So thank you.
-We're happy you're here, rookie.

-Yeah.
-Maybe it's time to give a…

A proper toast?

Cabin Champagne!
Cabin Champagne! Cabin Champagne!

Whoa!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Get your glasses! Get your glasses!

Watch out, you're spilling.

That's crazy!

Whoa. Cabin Champagne!
Cabin Champagne!

Cabin Champagne!

Whoa!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah? Congratulations on becoming
an official part of our annual cabin trip.

To Lena.

-Welcome to the group! Cheers!
-Cheers!

Can't we just lie together?

Then what? What is it?

We talked about this.
That stuff stresses me out.

It can't happen if we use a condom.

Kalle…

You don't have any idea how stressed out
I get when people call me Prince Fuckboy

or when rumors are spread about me.

People assume that's my life,
but that's not how things really are.

So how are things really?

They're not what people think.

I don't care what anyone else thinks.

It's not a big deal
if you can't get it up at first.

It happens sometimes.

I don't need pity. Okay?

Okay.

Why won't you just tell me?

But I've already told you.
This has nothing to do with you.

No, why won't you just say
you haven't done it before?

Because it's humiliating for me.

You have nothing to worry about.

I know now,
and I don't care if you did or not.

I just want to be with you. Understand?

Yeah. I'm starting to realize that.

Guys, there's…

Wow, oh, wow.
I guess I really should have knocked, huh?

You could've at least warned me.
Fuck.

Um, there's now brunch upstairs, so…

And we've got guests,
so while it'll be fun for you…

Maybe you could say hello

when you guys are done with
whatever you two might be

doing.

So I'm just going to leave you two
to keep at it.

Not that you're doing anything.
But if you are…

Use a condom, Kalle!
It's super fucking important!

What an asshole.

Have you tried talking to him about it?

No, I couldn't bear that. Should I?

But he's such an idiot.

He is.

Uh, I forgot something. I need to go back
to the cabin. Can I come find you later?

Okay.

YOU ARE LOVELY
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. LENA

Leaving?

I thought you liked
being the center of attention?

I'm going.

I give up.

Are you going to beat
the shit out of me again?

Give up?

If you were going to give up,
you would have done it a while ago, Lena.

I've already said that I'm sorry.
That I regret doing it.

Like, what more do you want?

You're just as guilty as I am.

At least tell me this, then.

Why did you sleep with Kristian?

Seriously?

You shut us out, Guro,
so we turned to each other.

Besides, I was in love with him
before you threw yourself at him.

You only made out with him one time,
and he picked me.

Yeah, but he dumped you.

That's because you outed me.

You had cheated on him.

But you filmed it.
Shared it to the whole fucking world.

Posted it on an open account
with 2,000 followers.

Yeah. Sorry.

It was a mistake.

You're a bitch.

-Okay. I'm not doing this.
-So the prince then?

What about him? Wouldn't he want to know
who he's hanging out with?

Especially when he depends
on having people he can trust?

What's he gonna say?

He's probably going to say
what everyone else has.

I'm a bitch for doing that.

But I'm used to that now, so you can go
and tell him. I don't give a damn.

Safe travels.

And stop sending me creepy messages
from a hidden number.

Fucking dumbass.

FROM: KALLE
WHERE ARE YOU?

FROM: FANNY
WAITING FOR YOU!

SOMETHING UP?
SHOULD I COME DOWN TO THE CABIN?

FROM: KALLE
WHAT'S UP??

Hey, you can't be walking out here.

I mean, you're in the middle of the road.
People are trying to drive here.

Are you available?

Oh, yeah, I'm free.

Can you take me to Oslo?

It's kind of expensive.

It's fine.

FROM: MOM. EVERYTHING GOOD,
SWEET LENA? IS THE CABIN NICE?

TO: MOM. CAN YOU TRANSFER
1000 KRONER? EXPLAIN LATER

FROM MOM: WE'RE DOING FINE!
WE'RE OUT CAMPING.

FROM: MOM

TO: MOM. ALL GOOD HERE!
TJØME IS LOVELY

TO: KALLE. HAD TO GO HOME.

MADE IT TO THE BUS. EXPLAIN LATER.

TO: TESS HOME IN 20?
COULD YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING?

NOK 3850

-Hello!
-Hey.

Thanks so much.

-Hi!
-Hi.

-Thanks.
-No problem.

Thank you.

Bye. My pleasure.

Is there trouble
between you and Kalle?

Yeah.

You could say that.

Do you want to talk about it?

-Um, not really.
-Okay.

Thank you so much. Really.

It's honestly fine.

I'll pay you back. I promise.

So this is my house.

Here you two are.

Wow.

They look pretty good, right?

They're home pancakes
with some organic bananas, melons,

and also there's your choice of tea.

What would you like?
We have oolong? Black?

I'll take an oolong, thank you.

-Yeah.
-Can I just have the same as Tess?

We have white.

-Um, that's okay.
-Okay…

Actually, I'll take black please.

Okay, no problem. Good then.

It'll be

three minutes for black.

And five for oolong.
That's really very important.

Of course. I'll make sure
we time it. Thank you.

I'll leave you ladies to it then.

-Please enjoy.
-Thanks.

Thank you so much.

-You can jump right in.
-Mmm.

-Can I eat this with my hands?
-Yeah, go for it.

So how does it feel
to be a part of the inner circle?

I've never really been
the kind to be in an inner circle.

So I don't know if I really was
a part of their inner circle.

Anyways, I'm not now.

I run a serious fashion blog,
so the last thing I'm interested in

is posting pictures of some idiot
rolling around with half-naked women.

However, Prince Paranoia
refused to actually see that.

You sick of it?

Yeah, it was pretty shitty at first,
but now it feels like a good thing.

The thing with that
is when you don't fit into a group,

you have to find yourself as a person
without a group.

You have to find out who you are,

as a person, on your own.

Can you smile for me? Thanks.

It was scary to do it,

but also,

it was pretty freeing,

because you don't have to give a fuck
about meeting other's expectations.

I knew it.

It's too easy
to make you look smoking hot.

FROM: ARNIE HI LENA!
SUCKS THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
BUT BE GOOD TO HIM.

NEVER SEEN THE BOY LIKE THAT BEFORE.

TO: KALLE. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
AND I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

ILL WAIT FOR YOU HERE
TOMORROW AT 5 P.M.

Ah, Grandiosa sandwiches. So chic.

My brother would've liked that.

It's really a shame
he won't ever get to see this.

Tealights too? Oh my God, cute.

Why are you here?

I came here to tell you
to stay away from Kalle.

What?

It's been really great getting to know
your old friends from Horten.

Especially Guro from the gas station.

She had quite a lot

to say.

It turns out that

the biggest liar,
the biggest blabbermouth,

and undeniably the biggest asshole…

was you.

I know I made a mistake, okay? A big one.

-I swear I'm trying to fix it.
-But that's not enough.

My family doesn't need people

who can get close enough
to spread lies on the Internet.

And also

who are cruel enough
to not give a shit about its consequences.

Listen, I know I've been an idiot.

But if you think I'm going to back out
because you command it, you're wrong.

You can play the princess card
all you want,

but I don't listen to bitches

who think they're special 'cause they have
a silver spoon up their ass.

How old is your son now?

Two?

Almost two?

And how old were you when you had him?

Sixteen?

Impressive.

Crazy impressive, actually.

You're quiet now. Did I hit a nerve?

You can relax.

I've only talked to Guro.

Kalle knows nothing.

It's probably best that
he doesn't know… everything.

I don't want to make any trouble, Lena.

That's not what I want.

But my family can't handle this.

And the Queen

is very ill.

And if we have to try to deal
with some unstable teenage mother

on top of everything else that is
going on, we are going to collapse.

And that's why I want you
to stay far away from Kalle.

And if not,

I'll tell everyone…

absolutely everyone,
that he's not your little brother,

but your son.

It won't be pretty.

What's wrong?

-Did you lose your phone?
-No.

I went to the park, but where were you?

Why didn't you respond to me?

I was worried sick.

Just forget it. It was stupid. Screw it.

-Screw what?
-Us.

Let go.

I can't do it any longer. Move on.

Do you hear how crazy you sound?

I don't get why you're not getting this.
We're done.

Why don't you just say it?
It's 'cause I wouldn't have sex.

You're right.

I just wanted to be with Prince Fuckboy.
Just a guy to fuck.

Not some little boy
who can't get hard over mommy issues.

Fuck this.

You have five minutes until dinner.

Pizza's in the oven.

Lena?

Hey, my darling, Lena. Why are you crying?

Why are you crying?

Hey.

It's okay.

Huh?

It's over.

Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
It's going to be okay.

No, no. I'm done. I'm done. I'm so over
with pretending that I live a normal life.

What the fuck
did you think was going to happen?

That I'd just slip right into

a new class, and somehow make friends
while hiding that I have a son?

And then there's
this fucking move. Are you kidding me?

Lena, your mom had to change jobs
so that she could take care of Theodor

so that you could live a normal life.

We didn't move just because of you, Lena.

Your dad got a new job out here
and I wanted a change of pace.

You're both a mother and teenager.
We just want you to experience both.

Don't you
fucking understand anything?!

it doesn't work. Get it?

I can't be who I am,
and I also can't be who I was.

I've tried. Tried having friends.
Tried going to parties.

Even tried having a boyfriend,
and he was the fucking crown prince.

But it doesn't work.

It's never going to be okay again.

If Kristian stayed and took responsibility
of Theodor when he was born,

or if we stayed in Horten,
we would've still supported you.

We're not trying to force you
to be someone you're not, Lena.

We just wanted you to have the time
and space to figure that out for yourself.

I remember after you posted those pictures
from the party

how many people turned against you.

You didn't even dare to leave the house.

I hate my life.

-I hate it.
-No.

Quiet.

Honey, you're going to be fine.
It's going to be okay,

Huh?

Come on, it'll be okay.

Why don't you guys start eating
and I'll check on Theodor?

Mom, I'll get him!

Mom?

Mom?!

Dad!

Karlsvik?

Christine Sand. Chief physician.

She's going to be fine.

What I suspect happened

is that a blood clot started to clog
one of her coronary arteries

so that she wasn't getting enough oxygen.

Normally, with cases like that,
it can lead to a heart attack,

but we were able to perform
an emergency PCI and we were successful.

She will make a full recovery.

But we'd like her to stay for observation
for a few days.

Thank you.

Can we see her?

Yes, of course. Be aware, she's under
some medication and is resting.

Are you okay, Dad?

Yeah, it's just that…

I know it'll be fine,
but it's just so strange

to see her like this.

Before meeting your mom,
I was having a pretty tough time.

I was feeling alone in the world.

Then, she came

with her smile.

It was just like coming home.

Hey.

Hi.

This is Theodor, my son.

He is 14 months old
and is the world's sweetest kid.

Still, I've kept him a secret
because I was ashamed.

I want to apologize
to everyone that I have lied to.

And I have lied to many of us. I'm sorry.

Every one of you
has the right to be angry.

And I absolutely understand
if you never want to see my face again.

But the person I owe
the biggest apology to is Theodor here.

I will never again be ashamed of you.

Never.

Look! Ooh. Whoa!

Ah, is it horrible?

It's okay.

Look, look, look!

Wow.

Nice?

That was a meal fit for a king, Lena.

Great job!

I saw what you posted on Instagram.

It seemed like a lot of people
were leaving kind messages.

Yeah, people seem okay with it.

Yeah.

And I've forgiven Kristian.

Really?

Yeah, I was thinking about it,

and it's not only the girls
who get knocked up, it's the boy too.

Girls just know how to handle themselves
when it happens.

If you've only been dating someone
for a little

and then they suddenly tell you
you're about to be a father,

you're allowed to freak out a little bit.

Yeah, but there's also something
called taking it like a man.

How would you act at 16
if we were going to have a child together?

But we met when we were 25.

Yeah, and you freaked out
when I said I was pregnant with Lena.

You were pregnant
after three months of dating.

And then you responded
by throwing yourself into a sailboat

and going across the Pacific.

-You did?
-I turned back around pretty quickly.

Okay, whatever.

I just want him to know that if Kristian
wants to come back in Theodor's life,

he's welcome to.

I'm not mad at him anymore.

That's very mature, Lena.

Hey, what's up?

Uh, they're getting ready for prom,
but I'm not going. I'd rather stay here.

-I'll mute it.
-Hold on, let me see.

What does it say? "Where do you live?"

"Shall we pick you up?"

"Hello! You can come
with your kid to prom!"

"Does anyone know where Lena is?"

I'll go get it.

You have a kid?
Why didn't you say anything?

Sorry.

Unbelievable.

You're not even dressed.

I was going to stay in, so…
Shouldn't you already be there?

Yeah, but I've been trying
to find where you live all day.

You not answering
any of my messages wasn't helpful.

Besides, stars are meant to arrive
a little late.

Hi, hi.

-Hi!
-Welcome to our home.

-Thank you!
-I'm Lise and this is Bjørn.

Lovely to meet you, I'm Tess.

Nice meeting you too.
I've seen your Instagram.

-Thank you.
-Mom, no.

I think Lena's ready for the prom.
Aren't you, Lena?

Far from it. I don't even have
anything to wear anyways.

No ball gowns just lying around?

No.

No, but there is one that might work

that I've only worn once.

I just need 20 minutes
and my sewing machine.

Wow. Hi, Lena. Wow. You look great.

Thank you.

Lena, for real, it's so great to see you.

Why would you think we wouldn't like
your baby? Everyone loves babies!

-What's not to love?
-Changing diapers and vomit kinda blows.

That is fair.

Yeah, I guess that's not so great.

We're all excited to meet your kid.

His name is Theodor.

How's your mom doing?
I heard she was sick.

Yeah, she's doing much better.
Thank you for asking..

You all look amazing.

Woo-hoo!

Okay, friends,
if everyone can find their seats.

-You're cool, Lena. Awesome.
-Thanks.

So now the news about your kid is out,

I promise I'll keep my mouth quiet about
how much of a blabbering bitch you are.

As long as you stay
far away from my brother, okay?

Give the band a round of applause!

Good evening, my friends.
Tonight, I will be your toastmaster,

and I have the great honor
of welcoming you all to this year's prom.

First of all, let's make sure you all know
where the emergency exits are.

Where is Kalle?

You probably won't need…

I don't know.

There are two on either side of us.

You probably won't need them,
but it's good to know.

Before we dive into the meal
and the rest of the program,

I would like to introduce a special person
who asked for the floor.

Your fellow student
and the next King of Norway,

His Royal Majesty,

Crown Prince Karl Johan!

Kalle!

Kalle! Kalle!

Kalle! Kalle! Kalle!

Thank you so much, Ove.
Hello, good people!

You are looking great tonight.

As many of you know,
I'm not really a musician.

Yes, you are!

Thanks, Gunnar. But I would like
to play a song for you guys anyway.

Woo!

Woo!

So Theodor is actually…?

I'm sorry that I lied to you.

No more surprises?

Am I forgiven?