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Morning, sweetheart.
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Don't good morning me!
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Where were you last night?
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Stan took me to see
a Punch and Judy show.
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I'm getting sick and tired of this.
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It's Stan here, Stan there,
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Stan wants me to go here,
Stan wants me to go there!
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I tell you it's beginning
to get on my nerves.
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Why you ought to be ashamed
to even be seen on the street
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with him.
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Well, I tell you, I understand...
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Well, why don't you
answer the telephone?
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All right.
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Hello?
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That you, Ollie?
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Yes.
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Say listen, I just
got a couple of tickets
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for tonight for the
Cement Workers Bazaar.
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Can you come along?
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We might win a prize.
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They're going to give
away a steam shovel.
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Yes, Mr. Jones.
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Thank you very much, Mr. Jones.
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I certainly appreciate it.
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Goodbye, Mr. Jones.
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Well, who was that?
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That was Mr. Jones, my new boss.
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Oh.
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He's having a big
business meeting tonight
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and he wants me to attend.
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Oliver!
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All of the out-of-town
boys are going to be there.
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Big influential men.
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Just the kind of men that you
want me to associate with.
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Oh.
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At last you're beginning
to get some place.
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It'll do me a lot of good.
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Why naturally.
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It'll have a tendency to promote me
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to higher endeavors.
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Hey Ollie, this is me.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Jones.
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Oh, don't you worry, I'm
sure it'll be all right.
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Goodbye, Mr. Jones.
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Come in!
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What do you want?
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I just came to tell Ollie
that was me on the phone.
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Mr. Jones, huh?
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Well, honey, if you'll just wait.
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A big businessman, huh?
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Old Mr. Jones, huh?
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I can explain everything.
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A big business meeting, huh?
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Oh, a big business meeting.
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Wait, honey-kin.
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There he is!
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Open this door!
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You hear me?
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You hear me, open that door!
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Will you open that door?
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All right, but I warn you, Oliver Hardy.
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You go out with that Laurel
again and I'm through!
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You get me?
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Did you ask her
about going out tonight?
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What'd she say?
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You heard what she said.
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Well, what's the
matter with her anyway?
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Oh, I don't know.
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She says that I think more of you
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than I do of her.
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Well, you do, don't you?
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Well, we want go into that.
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You know what the whole trouble is?
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What?
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What you need is a baby in your house.
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Well, what's that got to do with it?
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Well, if you had a baby
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and it would keep your
wife's mind occupied,
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you could go out nights with me
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and she'd never think anything about it.
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All your troubles would be over.
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Wouldn't think a thing about it.
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You know, I think
that's a pretty good idea.
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You bet your life it's a good idea.
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You know, it's a well known
fact that all the happiness
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in the home, when you have a baby
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and there's a wife and you and the baby,
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it's a well known fact.
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I know, I've read about that.
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I'm beginning to
think that you're right.
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You bet your life I'm right.
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You know, I'm not as dumb as you look.
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You bet your life you're not.
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Anybody that could think.
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What do you mean you're
not as dumb as I look?
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Well...
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Come on.
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Where are you going?
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We're going to adopt a baby.
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What for?
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Come on!
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What for?
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Thanks, what's the occasion?
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Congratulations.
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Thank you, sir.
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Here, you hold the baby while
I go in and break the news.
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Careful now.
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Won't she be surprised?
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Shh!
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Arabella?
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Yoo-hoo!
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What's the matter?
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She's not here.
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Where'd she go?
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Oh, I suppose she went,
how do I know where she is?
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Come in.
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Are you Mr. Hardy?
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Yes, sir.
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A little present for you.
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What's this?
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Your wife is suing you for divorce.
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Gee, that's tough.
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Your name Laurel?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Sir.
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This is tougher.
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What's this?
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You're being sued for the alienation
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of Mr. Hardy's affections.
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And she'll take you
hook, line and sinker.
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Well, here's another nice mess
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you've gotten me into.
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These are the adoption
papers in your name.
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Well, I'll be seeing you.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going down...
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Well, you can't leave
me here with this child.
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Why?
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Why, you're just as much
responsible for it as I am.
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What have I got to do with it?
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What have you got to do with it?
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What have you got to do with it?
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Why, you were the one that
wanted me to have a baby.
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And now that you've gotten
me into this trouble
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you want to walk out and leave me flat.
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Well, I don't know
anything about babies.
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Well, you should have thought of that
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before we got it.
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I don't wanna get
mixed up in this thing.
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I have my future.
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My career to think of.
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Your career.
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What about me?
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What will my friends say?
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Why, I'll be ostracized.
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Well, I'm going to lose
my hook, line and sinker.
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So, you're going to desert me.
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Just when I need you most.
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Oh!
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Oh, you.
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You are not leaving this room.
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Well, I couldn't help it.
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Now you've gone and done it.
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Go in the kitchen and fix some milk.
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Go ahead.
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Sh!
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Who was it?
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Somebody complaining about the baby.
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Oh.
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Making the noise.
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Will you stop that noise?
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How do you expect me
to get this baby quiet?
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Well, I was only
doing the best I could.
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Here, you hold it a while.
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I'm all fagged out.
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Oh.
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Sh!
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I wonder what's the matter with her.
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's hungry.
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Why don't you give it something to eat?
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What do you keep the milk in there for?
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I put it there to keep it warm.
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Sh!
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I'm stuck.
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Here, you hold the baby.
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Now would you mind fixing the bed?
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Thank you.
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What'd you strike that match for?
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I wanted to see if the switch was off.
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That's a good idea.
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Get that floor lamp.
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I don't want you striking
matches all night long.
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Couldn't see whether the
switch was off or not.
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Oh.
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You woke the baby up.
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The baby's crying.
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Of course he's crying.
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Will you put this lamp over there?
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But it won't reach.
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It won't reach.
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You've got to pull the
plug out of the socket.
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Here.
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Will you see if you can
get that baby quiet?
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Hello!
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How do you expect us
to keep this baby quiet
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with you ringing the phone?
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Now fix that lamp.
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Sh.
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And if you must make a
noise, make it quietly.
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Sh!
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What are you putting that
cotton in your ears for?
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Well, if I make a noise
I won't be able to hear it.
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Oh.
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Sh!
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Sh!
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Sh!
220
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Drinking the baby...
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