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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,446 I was there when everything changed. 2 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,906 Forty years ago. 3 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:45,879 It was our third world war, and humanity was determined to end itself. 4 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,309 Then, on the edge of annihilation, 5 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,019 an alien saved us. 6 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,026 He smashed our tools of war. 7 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,622 He forced us to stop fighting, 8 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:25,835 and shut down World War III in one fucking day. 9 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,299 We called him 10 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,802 Marvelous Man. 11 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,255 For the first time in history, 12 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,841 world peace appeared possible. 13 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,385 - Good evening, America. - Mom? 14 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:02,182 I'm award-winning journalist Van Dawson, and this is Van Dawson Tonight. 15 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:07,187 We eagerly await the 40th anniversary of Marvelous Man Day. 16 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:11,399 The day Marvelous Man appeared from the sky 17 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:14,611 to single-handedly end World War III. 18 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,662 Will our first superhero 19 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,708 continue to remain staunchly neutral in human conflicts? 20 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:33,463 Will he act against the expansionist hive mind Anubis? 21 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:38,718 Will he condemn President Nick Nukem's aggressive military rhetoric? 22 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,681 We now go live to the Citadel of Justice, 23 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,852 where Marvelous Man is moments away from giving his yearly M Day address. 24 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,397 M Day! 25 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,378 M Day! 26 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,556 People of Earth... 27 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,228 this is Marvelous Man. 28 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,438 Come on! Come on! Check this out! 29 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,566 Look at that. That's my hero! 30 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,867 For four decades, I have protected you. 31 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,954 I saved you. 32 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,718 Boom! 33 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,266 I don't feel anything. 34 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,853 I'm a prisoner in this bulletproof skin. 35 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,106 Why does Marvelous Man look so sad, Mom? 36 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,195 And when I close my eyes, 37 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,198 this is what I hear. 38 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,040 Please, help me! 39 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,500 Why? Why didn't you save us? 40 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,911 - Why didn't you save us? - Where are you? 41 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,259 - You're supposed to be our savior! - Where are you? Where are you? 42 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,429 - Where are you? - Our savior! 43 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,601 If I sleep, 44 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,270 people die. 45 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,440 Real inspiring speech, Cal. 46 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,946 Wait, is... 47 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,115 is that caltronite? 48 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,542 No! 49 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:23,423 What? 50 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,676 I'm tired of hiding. 51 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,263 I'm tired. 52 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,308 So I've found my escape. 53 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,018 No. Don't do this, Cal! 54 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,228 I found it. 55 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,950 - No! - What happened? 56 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,369 Mom! 57 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,899 - Cecilia? - Yeah? 58 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:04,757 Are we live? 59 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,300 Marvelous Man is dead. 60 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,719 Um... 61 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:11,764 Clear my schedule. 62 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,274 What we have just witnessed 63 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,820 is obviously a dark day for mankind. 64 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,241 There are no words to properly express 65 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,285 what just happened 66 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,620 and what we have lost 67 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,247 as a nation, 68 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,042 as a species, 69 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,711 as a planet. 70 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,399 Fatality. 71 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,111 The Guardians of Justice will save you. 72 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:25,046 ♪ He's the greatest president We've ever had ♪ 73 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:29,634 ♪ Abraham Lincoln can leave his bed ♪ 74 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:33,304 ♪ Nick Nukem ♪ 75 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,847 My fellow Americans, 76 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,227 an immigrant from another planet came to our shores 77 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,771 and made not only a life for himself, 78 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,941 but created a lasting legacy as well. 79 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,693 In the wake of his death, 80 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:52,782 America will continue to protect the legacy of Marvelous Man. 81 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,786 We will prevent the escalation of nuclear conflict. 82 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:03,000 We will curtail the homosexual epidemic that is gripping our great nation. 83 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,084 Asshole! 84 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:08,089 And I promise you that even with Marvelous Man gone, 85 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:12,009 our enemies will continue to fear us. 86 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,389 God bless you, and God bless America. 87 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,394 We're fucked, people! 88 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,187 Aw, Phil. 89 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,483 Now that Marvelous Man is gone, who is going to save us? 90 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,571 People on the streets are going crazy. It's as if the whole world has... 91 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,532 has lost all hope. 92 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,119 The year is 1960. 93 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,830 Marvelous Man has brought rapid technological advancement, 94 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,208 causing social turmoil and an escalation of street-level violence. 95 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,434 In this asphalt jungle, we join a lone vigilante, the Knight Hawk, 96 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:05,646 conducting a crusade against costumed crime kingpin The Demander. 97 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,607 In this moment of peril, a god aligned himself with a man. 98 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,285 Together, they would forge a friendship 99 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,664 that became the cornerstone of the Guardians of Justice. 100 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,212 For our next segment, 101 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:15,466 an exclusive interview with the former CIA operative who stole a god's heart. 102 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,512 America's princess, now America's widow, 103 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,596 Laura Louis. 104 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,182 And we're live in three, two... 105 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,978 Ms. Louis, you have my condolences. 106 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,315 The world shares your grief. 107 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,818 How are you processing what your husband has done? 108 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,277 He wouldn't do that. 109 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,155 He wouldn't do that to the world, to the Guardians, 110 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,448 to me. 111 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,994 I think there can be no question Marvelous Man committed suicide. 112 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,998 You don't know what you're talking about. 113 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:50,042 I've been watching it and re-watching it over and over and over again. 114 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:52,962 He was murdered. 115 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,383 Murdered? 116 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,694 Shocking revelations from Marvelous Man's widow. 117 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,928 Was Marvelous Man murdered? 118 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,031 We will investigate the allegations tonight at ten... 119 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,533 Suicide or murder? 120 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,536 The world demands answers. The last 24 hours have shaken our planet to its core. 121 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,441 If you're right, then there's one question the world needs answered. 122 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,861 Who, if anyone, killed Marvelous Man? 123 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,947 We need to hear from the Guardians of Justice, 124 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,284 and specifically from Marvelous Man's second-in-command. 125 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,830 Knight Hawk, where are you? 126 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,884 Computer, call the Guardians. 127 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,053 King Tsunami here. 128 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:44,888 Speed here. 129 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,141 Golden Goddess. 130 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,393 Mm. Awsome Man present. 131 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,353 Sorry. I'm eating a taco. 132 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,022 Blue-Scream online. 133 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,398 Black Bow here. 134 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,611 With Marvelous Man gone, it's time to suit up, 135 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:03,282 assume control of the Guardians, and protect the planet. 136 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,076 Golden Goddess! 137 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,662 She's the princess of the god realm. 138 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,331 The Speed! 139 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,417 The only person faster than Marvelous Man. 140 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,628 Black Bow! 141 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,630 Expert marksman 142 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,256 and reality star. 143 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,425 Blue-Scream! 144 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,512 Whose sonic scream contains immense power. 145 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,014 King Tsunami! 146 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,391 Overlord of the oceans. 147 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,769 Awsome Man! 148 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:36,649 Who possesses a magic word that gives him the power of seven gods. 149 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,820 Together, we form the Guardians of Justice. 150 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,698 With Marvelous Man gone, 151 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,576 there's a power vacuum that could rip this world apart. 152 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,912 We can't have that happen. 153 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:54,083 Yeah. How are we gonna do that? All of us combined are not equal to Marvelous Man. 154 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,584 Speak for yourself, human. 155 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,710 Oh, come on. Don't fight. 156 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,878 You're a fucking fish. 157 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,590 What can you do? You can talk to fish. "Oh, wow! I'm so fucking powerful!" 158 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,635 Pathetic street whore. I'm a king, and I demand respect! 159 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,718 Enough! 160 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,974 You're supposed to be role models. Heroes. 161 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,809 Try and act like it. 162 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,520 Blue-Scream's right. 163 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,439 None of us compare to Marvelous Man. 164 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:23,320 But if we work together as a team, 165 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,155 we could save this world. 166 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,158 We can honor our fallen Guardian. 167 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,619 We could strive to be 168 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,289 marvelous. 169 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:38,168 Everyone knows Marvelous Man didn't just protect a city or a town. 170 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,421 He protected the world. 171 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,965 Now that's on us. 172 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,176 Awsome Man, Speed, Golden Goddess, 173 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,513 you're the only ones fast enough to handle an international crisis. 174 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:53,809 There's a squad of cyborg T-Rexes on the loose in Syria. 175 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,190 Take them down and bring them to justice. 176 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,067 Consider it done. 177 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,154 A massive mudslide has thousands trapped and dying. 178 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,866 Awsome Man, the Red Cross needs you in Thailand. 179 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,118 The Hawk drones will back you up with supplies. 180 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,328 Activate. 181 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,080 You can count on me. 182 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,418 Speed, I need you to pick up Blue-Scream and drop him in LA. 183 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:24,465 A new street drug called "Mellow Devil" is causing people to lose their minds. 184 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,635 - We've got to extinguish the fires. - You got it. 185 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,387 He can't do that alone. I should go with him. 186 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,515 - I'll be fine. Speed, let's go. - I'm on my way. 187 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,642 Wait, Speed! 188 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,020 After you've dropped Scream in LA, I need you to get back here, 189 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,314 because we've gotta get Black Bow to Peru. 190 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,733 Wait, wait, wait. What am I, the Guardians' delivery boy? 191 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:46,070 You're whatever the Guardians need you to be. Now, move! 192 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,862 And me? 193 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,077 The Scottish Skull has hijacked an American submarine 194 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,828 off the coast of New Zeamar. 195 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,462 Walker! How did you break this feed? 196 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,589 Despite what you'd like to believe, Atticus, 197 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,633 there are people smarter than you. 198 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,761 Addison Walker. 199 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:15,057 She runs a private military group funded by a few dozen corporations. 200 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:19,520 Her objective? Maintain global economic stability at all cost. 201 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:25,150 She's playing chess and only she gets to see the board. 202 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,903 What do you want? 203 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,948 As you know, Marvelous Man was leading negotiations 204 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,826 for a worldwide nuclear disarmament. 205 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:37,329 Since his death, those negotiations have spun out of control. 206 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,289 That sounds like your problem, 207 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,541 not mine. 208 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,796 Oh. It's going to become everyone's problem soon. 209 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,508 Because of the questions surrounding Marvelous Man's death, 210 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,679 every country is pointing the finger at one another. 211 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,640 China is saying Russia had him killed. 212 00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,394 Iran and Iraq are sure the job was done by the Americans. 213 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,646 That doesn't even make sense. 214 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,233 The steps that lead us to war rarely do. 215 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,945 The only way this ends without an all-out nuclear holocaust 216 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:14,742 is if you find out who really killed Marvelous Man. 217 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,202 So you don't think it was a suicide? 218 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,495 I don't. 219 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,206 But from what I hear, neither do you. 220 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,167 I don't have an opinion. 221 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,004 And I won't have an opinion until my investigation is completed. 222 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:31,175 Yes, but I know the problem is you're looking in the wrong place. 223 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,969 Are you fucking with me or what? 224 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,221 You need to look at the Guardians themselves. 225 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,099 The Guardians? What do you know that I don't? 226 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,602 Time is running short. Find the answer. 227 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,439 Or I'll arrest you and every one of your super friends 228 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,483 before declaring martial law 229 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,193 on the world. 230 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,204 Knight Hawk to Guardians. 231 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,622 Complete your mission 232 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,917 and report to the Hawk's Nest. 233 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,420 ♪ We do not need forever ♪ 234 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,964 ♪ Honey, we've got now ♪ 235 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,925 ♪ Tell me God is dead ♪ 236 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:18,680 ♪ I'm safe, let's go to bed And think something, somehow ♪ 237 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,141 ♪ Wake me when you're gone... ♪ 238 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,397 Jesus Christ! 239 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,650 That's fucked up, man. 240 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,860 I know. I know. But think about it. 241 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,780 Marvelous Man is dead. Right? Huh? 242 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,617 So, you think if we wore his skin, 243 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,120 we'd be bulletproof? 244 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,164 I mean, I guess. I-it's like a bulletproof jacket. You know? 245 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,375 It... it still goes through. It hurts like shit. 246 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,711 No, it doesn't! At least, I think it doesn't. 247 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,796 Shit. I mean... 248 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:54,883 'Cause his whole body is bulletproof. It's impenetrable, man. All right? 249 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,804 If you wore his skin, you'd still be a doughboy with shit muscles. 250 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,849 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. You know how much I've been lifting. 251 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,285 Yeah, yeah. You're lifting beer and donuts, man. 252 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,562 - That still counts. - Yeah. In your world. 253 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,884 What's the count at? 254 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,024 Three and a half. Look at this one. 255 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,988 - Smiley face? - Uh-huh. 256 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,487 - Shit. - Oh, well... 257 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,656 Another smiley face. 258 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,951 Oh, okay. Look at this one here. 259 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,619 Fucking ground beef. 260 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,454 How's that wife of yours, man? 261 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,124 She's good. She's a little stressed out. 262 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,792 Kid had an accident. You know? 263 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,354 - Yeah? - Yeah. 264 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,258 Hey, when it rains, it pours. 265 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,550 Tell me about it. I'm missing that single life though. 266 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,261 Yeah. Look at this one here. The eyeball's out. 267 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,344 Oh. 268 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,566 Single life? You are missing it. 269 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,641 - Hey, I forgot to ask you... - What? 270 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,786 - Another smiley face. - Yeah. 271 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,250 How was that... how was that date the other night? 272 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,982 What date? Oh, yeah! The one with the big old...? 273 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,692 Yeah, the tig old bitties. 274 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,738 Oh, man, she was... Crazy, but she was nice. 275 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,324 Yeah. I fucking love titties, man. 276 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,909 I know you do. 277 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,494 Oh. Look at this. Oh sh... 278 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,497 - Stinks! - That smells like shit, man. 279 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,250 - Oh, man! - Fucking maggots and shit. 280 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,501 Oh, yeah. 281 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,797 Oh. Look at this one. 282 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,133 Shit. 283 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,806 Got a splitting headache, I guess. I don't know. 284 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,054 That's disgusting. 285 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,597 Check this one out here. 286 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,726 - That's not right, man. - Oh, man. Faceless. 22426

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