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I was there when everything changed.
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Forty years ago.
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It was our third world war,
and humanity was determined to end itself.
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Then, on the edge of annihilation,
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an alien saved us.
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He smashed our tools of war.
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He forced us to stop fighting,
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and shut down World War III
in one fucking day.
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We called him
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Marvelous Man.
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For the first time in history,
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world peace appeared possible.
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- Good evening, America.
- Mom?
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I'm award-winning journalist Van Dawson,
and this is Van Dawson Tonight.
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We eagerly await
the 40th anniversary of Marvelous Man Day.
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The day Marvelous Man
appeared from the sky
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to single-handedly end World War III.
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Will our first superhero
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continue to remain staunchly neutral
in human conflicts?
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Will he act against
the expansionist hive mind Anubis?
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Will he condemn President Nick Nukem's
aggressive military rhetoric?
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We now go live to the Citadel of Justice,
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where Marvelous Man is moments away
from giving his yearly M Day address.
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M Day!
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M Day!
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People of Earth...
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this is Marvelous Man.
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Come on! Come on! Check this out!
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Look at that. That's my hero!
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For four decades,
I have protected you.
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I saved you.
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Boom!
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I don't feel anything.
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I'm a prisoner in this bulletproof skin.
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Why does Marvelous Man look so sad, Mom?
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And when I close my eyes,
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this is what I hear.
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Please, help me!
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Why? Why didn't you save us?
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- Why didn't you save us?
- Where are you?
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- You're supposed to be our savior!
- Where are you? Where are you?
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- Where are you?
- Our savior!
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If I sleep,
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people die.
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Real inspiring speech, Cal.
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Wait, is...
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is that caltronite?
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No!
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What?
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I'm tired of hiding.
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I'm tired.
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So I've found my escape.
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No. Don't do this, Cal!
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I found it.
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- No!
- What happened?
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Mom!
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- Cecilia?
- Yeah?
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Are we live?
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Marvelous Man is dead.
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Um...
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Clear my schedule.
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What we have just witnessed
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is obviously a dark day for mankind.
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There are no words to properly express
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what just happened
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and what we have lost
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as a nation,
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as a species,
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as a planet.
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Fatality.
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The Guardians of Justice will save you.
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♪ He's the greatest president
We've ever had ♪
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♪ Abraham Lincoln can leave his bed ♪
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♪ Nick Nukem ♪
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My fellow Americans,
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an immigrant from another planet
came to our shores
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and made not only a life for himself,
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but created a lasting legacy as well.
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In the wake of his death,
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America will continue
to protect the legacy of Marvelous Man.
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We will prevent
the escalation of nuclear conflict.
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We will curtail the homosexual epidemic
that is gripping our great nation.
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Asshole!
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And I promise you
that even with Marvelous Man gone,
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our enemies will continue to fear us.
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God bless you, and God bless America.
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We're fucked, people!
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Aw, Phil.
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Now that Marvelous Man is gone,
who is going to save us?
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People on the streets are going crazy.
It's as if the whole world has...
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has lost all hope.
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The year is 1960.
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Marvelous Man has brought
rapid technological advancement,
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causing social turmoil and an escalation
of street-level violence.
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In this asphalt jungle,
we join a lone vigilante, the Knight Hawk,
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conducting a crusade against
costumed crime kingpin The Demander.
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In this moment of peril,
a god aligned himself with a man.
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Together, they would forge a friendship
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that became the cornerstone
of the Guardians of Justice.
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For our next segment,
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an exclusive interview with the former
CIA operative who stole a god's heart.
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America's princess, now America's widow,
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Laura Louis.
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And we're live in three, two...
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Ms. Louis, you have my condolences.
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The world shares your grief.
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How are you processing
what your husband has done?
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He wouldn't do that.
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He wouldn't do that to the world,
to the Guardians,
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to me.
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I think there can be no question
Marvelous Man committed suicide.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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I've been watching it and re-watching it
over and over and over again.
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He was murdered.
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Murdered?
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Shocking revelations
from Marvelous Man's widow.
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Was Marvelous Man murdered?
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We will investigate
the allegations tonight at ten...
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Suicide or murder?
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The world demands answers. The last 24
hours have shaken our planet to its core.
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If you're right, then there's one question
the world needs answered.
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Who, if anyone, killed Marvelous Man?
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We need to hear
from the Guardians of Justice,
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and specifically
from Marvelous Man's second-in-command.
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Knight Hawk, where are you?
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Computer,
call the Guardians.
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King Tsunami here.
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Speed here.
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Golden Goddess.
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Mm. Awsome Man present.
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Sorry. I'm eating a taco.
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Blue-Scream online.
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Black Bow here.
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With Marvelous Man gone,
it's time to suit up,
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assume control of the Guardians,
and protect the planet.
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Golden Goddess!
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She's the princess
of the god realm.
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The Speed!
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The only person
faster than Marvelous Man.
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Black Bow!
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Expert marksman
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and reality star.
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Blue-Scream!
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Whose sonic scream
contains immense power.
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King Tsunami!
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Overlord of the oceans.
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Awsome Man!
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Who possesses a magic word
that gives him the power of seven gods.
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Together, we form
the Guardians of Justice.
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With Marvelous Man gone,
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there's a power vacuum
that could rip this world apart.
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We can't have that happen.
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Yeah. How are we gonna do that? All of us
combined are not equal to Marvelous Man.
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Speak for yourself, human.
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Oh, come on. Don't fight.
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You're a fucking fish.
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What can you do? You can talk to fish.
"Oh, wow! I'm so fucking powerful!"
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Pathetic street whore.
I'm a king, and I demand respect!
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Enough!
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You're supposed to be role models. Heroes.
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Try and act like it.
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Blue-Scream's right.
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None of us compare to Marvelous Man.
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But if we work together as a team,
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we could save this world.
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We can honor our fallen Guardian.
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We could strive to be
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marvelous.
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Everyone knows Marvelous Man
didn't just protect a city or a town.
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He protected the world.
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Now that's on us.
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Awsome Man, Speed, Golden Goddess,
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you're the only ones fast enough
to handle an international crisis.
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There's a squad of cyborg T-Rexes
on the loose in Syria.
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Take them down and bring them to justice.
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Consider it done.
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A massive mudslide
has thousands trapped and dying.
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Awsome Man, the Red Cross
needs you in Thailand.
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The Hawk drones
will back you up with supplies.
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Activate.
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You can count on me.
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Speed, I need you
to pick up Blue-Scream and drop him in LA.
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A new street drug called "Mellow Devil"
is causing people to lose their minds.
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- We've got to extinguish the fires.
- You got it.
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He can't do that alone.
I should go with him.
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- I'll be fine. Speed, let's go.
- I'm on my way.
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Wait, Speed!
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After you've dropped Scream in LA,
I need you to get back here,
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because we've gotta get
Black Bow to Peru.
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Wait, wait, wait. What am I,
the Guardians' delivery boy?
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You're whatever the Guardians
need you to be. Now, move!
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And me?
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The Scottish Skull
has hijacked an American submarine
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off the coast of New Zeamar.
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Walker! How did you break this feed?
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Despite what you'd like
to believe, Atticus,
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there are people smarter than you.
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Addison Walker.
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She runs a private military group
funded by a few dozen corporations.
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Her objective? Maintain global
economic stability at all cost.
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She's playing chess
and only she gets to see the board.
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What do you want?
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As you know,
Marvelous Man was leading negotiations
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for a worldwide nuclear disarmament.
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Since his death, those negotiations
have spun out of control.
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That sounds
like your problem,
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not mine.
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Oh. It's going to become
everyone's problem soon.
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Because of the questions
surrounding Marvelous Man's death,
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every country is pointing the finger
at one another.
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China is saying Russia had him killed.
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Iran and Iraq are sure
the job was done by the Americans.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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The steps that lead us to war rarely do.
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The only way this ends
without an all-out nuclear holocaust
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is if you find out
who really killed Marvelous Man.
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So you don't think
it was a suicide?
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I don't.
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But from what I hear, neither do you.
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I don't have an opinion.
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And I won't have an opinion
until my investigation is completed.
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Yes, but I know the problem
is you're looking in the wrong place.
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Are you fucking with me or what?
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You need to look
at the Guardians themselves.
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The Guardians?
What do you know that I don't?
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Time is running short.
Find the answer.
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Or I'll arrest you
and every one of your super friends
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before declaring martial law
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on the world.
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Knight Hawk to Guardians.
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Complete your mission
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and report to the Hawk's Nest.
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♪ We do not need forever ♪
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♪ Honey, we've got now ♪
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♪ Tell me God is dead ♪
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♪ I'm safe, let's go to bed
And think something, somehow ♪
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♪ Wake me when you're gone... ♪
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Jesus Christ!
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That's fucked up, man.
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I know. I know. But think about it.
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Marvelous Man is dead. Right? Huh?
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So, you think if we wore his skin,
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we'd be bulletproof?
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I mean, I guess. I-it's like
a bulletproof jacket. You know?
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It... it still goes through.
It hurts like shit.
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No, it doesn't!
At least, I think it doesn't.
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Shit. I mean...
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'Cause his whole body is bulletproof.
It's impenetrable, man. All right?
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If you wore his skin, you'd still be
a doughboy with shit muscles.
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Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.
You know how much I've been lifting.
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Yeah, yeah.
You're lifting beer and donuts, man.
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- That still counts.
- Yeah. In your world.
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What's the count at?
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Three and a half.
Look at this one.
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- Smiley face?
- Uh-huh.
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- Shit.
- Oh, well...
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Another smiley face.
258
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Oh, okay.
Look at this one here.
259
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Fucking ground beef.
260
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How's that wife of yours, man?
261
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She's good.
She's a little stressed out.
262
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Kid had an accident. You know?
263
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
264
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Hey, when it rains, it pours.
265
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Tell me about it.
I'm missing that single life though.
266
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Yeah. Look at this one here.
The eyeball's out.
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Oh.
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Single life?
You are missing it.
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- Hey, I forgot to ask you...
- What?
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- Another smiley face.
- Yeah.
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How was that...
how was that date the other night?
272
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What date? Oh, yeah!
The one with the big old...?
273
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Yeah, the tig old bitties.
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Oh, man, she was... Crazy, but she was nice.
275
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Yeah.
I fucking love titties, man.
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I know you do.
277
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Oh. Look at this. Oh sh...
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- Stinks!
- That smells like shit, man.
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- Oh, man!
- Fucking maggots and shit.
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Oh, yeah.
281
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Oh. Look at this one.
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Shit.
283
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Got a splitting headache,
I guess. I don't know.
284
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That's disgusting.
285
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Check this one out here.
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- That's not right, man.
- Oh, man. Faceless.
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