All language subtitles for Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators - S04E01 - If It Be Mans Work

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

What's up?

Malware.
- Use the scrubber.

Now it's frozen.

It's into your directory. Erm,
try rebalancing the server load.

I'm trying.

Dean's gonna kill me

if we lose this work.

What's happening?
- Someone 's hacking us.

Do something!

We're under attack.

Frank.
- It's push to open.

Yes, I know that, but you
said you were gonna fix it.

Good morning to you too.

It's like a sauna in here.

The heating has officially gone bananas.
- Yeah, well it's hot enough to grow them.

Many people would be happy
to have such robust heating.

You gotta admit it, Frank.

This office is starting to show its age.
- Nonsense.

It's got personality.

Just think of the proud history
in every brick and beam.

There's so much proud history, it's
crumbling under the weight of it.

Me laptop's gone mad.

Ctrl, alt, delete.

Alright
guys, how's it going?

Spider?

What are you doing in me laptop?

I thought I'd pop
by and have a word.

Well couldn't you
do it like a human?

He probably tried,
couldn't get in the door.

Don't worry, Frank.

It's not a social call.

I'm in need of
your unique skills.

Oh yes, Frank.
Look at this.

Nice modern office building

where the walls don't look like
they're about to fall in on you.

You'd be
up and down these stairs all day.

Hey!
- Hey!

Bore da!
- That's Welsh.

Look at us, the old clan
back together again.

Tell you what, Spider, I don't think
I've ever seen you this dressed up.

Oh, I appreciate the interest,
Luella, but I'Il have to pass.

There's another fly I'd
like snared in this web.

So what's the job?
Oh, it's a sweet gig.

I'm running cybersecurity
here at Forosa.

They're a tech start-up.

I thought you had to go to Silicon
Valley for that sort of thing?

Oh no, we've got a tech
corridor right here on the Avon.

Oh, here comes the big boss.

Don't embarrass me now.

Welcome to Forosa. I'm
the CEO, Bertram Tark.

Friends call me Bertie.
- Is that us?

Let's find out.
- Oh!

Ooh.
- Please.

Thank you.

I welcome you to
my personal space.

Please, take a pew.

Uh, where are the actual seats?

Well we feel that old ways of
sitting mean old ways of thinking.

And these are great
for your posture.

Oh, right. Well, I love
new ways of thinking.

Oooh!

You alright?

Sorry I just erm...

I just... dropped my car keys.
- Ooh!

So, how much has
Spider mentioned?

Uh, nothing. Just for us
to bring our bug sweeper.

Uh, he means an electronic
counter-measuring sweeping device.

Spider, that...
that's not necessary.

Forosa's got an app coming
out that's gonna blow up.

We're talking
nine figures big.

Nine! And we're gonna
launch in four days.

Oh! Why the rush?

It's an arms race.

The US competition are
pulling out all the big guns

to try and stop our app.

I don't see how we can help.

Well no, especially not Frank, he's
only just learnt how to open an email.

Just... keys... again.

Anyways, I think
there's a mole.

Which I can't buy into.

We're a family here.
Yes.

However, we have seen many a family
become their own worst enemy.

See? They have that
intuition about people.

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.

Remember there's a potential
billion dollars at stake here.

Right? Who gets it depends
on that app launch.

Don't you worry, Mr Tark. For a
billion dollars, we ' Il do our best.

Helena.

Clearly contemplating the countdown
to our future success there.

This is Frank and Lu.

They'Il be helping
Spider today.

Nice to meet ya.

Though not sure Spider needs any
help keeping a close eye on us.

Yeah.

Just your regular
appropriate eye distance.

OK, so we're going to
want to scan the place

and then ask everyone a few
questions, if that's alright?

Everyone?
- Yeah.

I better go prepare Dean.

Who 's Dean?

He 's the programmer.
The app 's his baby.

So... So what is this
fancy new app about?

It's called Find Fit Fab.

The biggest question shopping
online is, "Will it suit me?"

We generate an augmented
reality picture of you

in whatever item of
clothing you choose.

Find, fit, fabulous.

Isn't she marvellous?

Uh, the app I mean.

Let me show you. Can I take
a picture of your shirt?

Ooh, yes.

It's uh, loaded on
our test phones.

Frank, look at that!

That's amazing!

Ha! How many times do I say to you,
"She looks great in that shirt"

and what I really mean is, " I
would look great in that shirt".

So this app means I don't have
to get involved in this stuff?

Uh, yeah.

I'm in.
- Right, shall we uh... shall we move on?

Mm.
- Yeah.

This is the server room.

Uh, usually the data's saved to the cloud

but I've taken Forosa offline.

Right, so no one can use the internet?
That's right.

I've air-gapped
the entire office.

No access, no hacks.

So this the only copy?
Yeah.

That's right, Frank.

Doesn't that make it vulnerable?

Ah, it's Fort Knox this.

I've installed a motion sensor alarm.
Oh.

Ooh!

Uh, it's off while
we 're in here.

Oh!

And no one can get in

because the door only opens
with voice recognition

keyed to either
me, Dean or Bertie.

Right, so not that girl

that you were making moon eyes at earlier?
Oooh!

I don't know what
you mean.

I'm just a hired gun.

A wandering Ronin.

Who 's clearly in love with Helena.
- Mmm.

OK, well I may have
a teeny tiny crush.

We met gaming online years back.

She was the hottest
ogre mage I ever saw.

It takes all types.

When H
recommended me for this job

I thought here 's the opportunity
to take things to the next level

by saving the company.
Oh.

Wow. I'm not sure that's how
romance works, but it's lovely.

This way please.
- Oh.

He 's ready for ya.

Ooh.

Seal server room.

Dean, this is Ms Shakespeare...
- Uh, can you just...

Oh, sorry!

No wonder the place is so clean

with this thing going around.
12 seconds and these luddites

are already breaking
the machines.

- Sorry.

Ugh.

Yeah, this works.

Thank you, Dean.

Meet Dean, the man who
made the app possible.

Right. Hi.
- Hello, Dean.

Can you remember your work
here is secondary to mine?

So do not interfere with my work
or approach me without permission.

Right, OK.

Sorry, if we erm...

How do we get your permission if we
're not allowed to come near you?

Email.

Well, we 'Il just uh... we 'Il just
crack on with the scanning then, shall we?

OK.
- Yeah, see if anyone ' s listening in.

Uh...

Look, I don't have time
for paranoid amateurs

playing with toys.
- A-ba-ba-ba.

No.
- Ye-ye.

- Oooh!

Eeeee.

Oooh.

Ooooh. Ooh, da-da.

You see it's not paranoia if someone
is actually out to get you, is it?

You're being bugged.

Someone planted this.

Which means that...
- You got a mole.

Who lives in a hole.

Morning,
San deep, - Morning

Loving those upgrades.
Thank you.

Keep up the good work.
Thank you so much.

No, no, no!

No! Come on! Come on!

If we wanna find the spy in your
midst, we need to talk to everyone.

Fine, but erm, how long
is this gonna take?

Because we do have a deadline.
Not long.

So what's your role here?

I'm the senior coding
synthesis architect.

Come again?

D I! UX optimization originator.

Sorry, is that... is
that a real title?

Management guru and
product evangelist.

I'm a digital protector.
A cyber-knight.

Giant geek.

So how do you feel
about working here?

I love it. The team
's like a family.

I'm so lucky to be here.

It's the most vital
work I've ever done.

I think that speaks to the
team's level of engagement.

And is that another way of
saying you pull serious overtime?

No, it's amazing.

The office is better than home.

The best company
I've ever worked for.

It's brilliant.

It's a great place to work.

So, what do you think of Dean?

He 's a genius.

Oh, Dean's a perfectionist.

He's a genius.

He's a genius.

Genius.

He's an auteur. He's
Da Vinci. He's a... a...

Genius?
- Yes!

Any more questions?

Erm...

Yeah, I do have one actually.
- What?

Do you mind if I just
photograph your top?

Cos I just love the colours.

- Aw, thank...

I mean, how good is that?

Thank you.

It's like interviewing
the Stepford Wives.

At least we know one of them 's lying.
- They're all lying.

No one can like work that much.

Give me a bunch of employees around
the water cooler moaning any day.

Maybe they're just happy
here. I mean, it does happen.

Oh, well that is
a lovely handbag.

Ooh! Do you mind
if I Find-Fit-Fab?

Mm?

Thank you.

Stop staring.

Just go and chat to her.

I wasn't staring.

And anyway, we are
chatting. Look.

No, I mean in person.

This is how the world
communicates now, Frank.

She's literally sitting there.

There's no point
hiding behind a screen.

What? Like you're some big Romeo.
- Hey, I've had me moments.

At least I know when I was kissing a girl
I wasn't just typing an x on a keyboard.

Let me help ya. Right.

What were you talking about?

Differential data
acquisition systems.

Oh dear.

Try making her laugh. Right.

Ready?
- Oh no, no, no, no.

Ready?
- No, Frank. You can't send that, honestly.

Honestly, no. No, no.
- Woops!

Frank!

Oooh! A real life LOL, eh?

I think you were right...

Oh, words to live by.

About the staff round here not
being as happy as they make out.

Tea?

Oh, come on.

Argh! I just want a brew.

I think then uh, what you want
is a short caffe americano.

I'm not sure why they don't
just call it coffee actually.

What's it got to do with you?
- Well, she 's our resident coffee expert.

Do you want his beans
burnt or roasted, Luella?

Uh, Dad.

Maybe we should let
Ms Shakespeare get on.

Oh, right.

Sorry, love.

Worked a machine shop for 30 years
but can't use the coffee maker.

Or much else.

Forosa wouldn't exist
without him though.

Or my mum.

She passed three years ago.

We named the company after her.

For Rosa.

Right.

Clever that isn't it,
eh? "For Rosa". His mam.

Good job she wasn't
called Janet.

For Janet.

For janet, you know?

No recent
hirings or firings.

We've got nothing to go on.

We need to think
as the mole would.

I'm in deep. Too deep. I'm scared.
Any second my mask might be torn away.

Alright, easy on the improv.

Next thing you 'Il be
tunnelling under the office.

He is right though.

Now what would you do
if you were the mole?

Spider, I'm asking you.

Oh sorry, I thought you
were being rhetorical.

I 'd hit the server.

But the server room 's a
fortress. I mean no one can get in.

Well, where there 's a
will, there 's a way.

We need someone on the inside.

The big black bug
hits the big black bear.

And finally, the six slick
sharks seek sister's simple salmon.

The six slick sharks
seek sister' s simple salmon.

Excellent! Your audience
doesn't stand a chance.

Well thanks there

to the newest member of
our team - Goliath Epsom.

Performance consultant.

And he's here to help me
prepare for the global launch.

Confidence begins in the diaphragm.
- If you say so.

Good news. Infinite Gold Studios
are confirmed for the launch.

Ana, how's the fix progressing?

Uh, we still have an interface
issue on Android phones.

That should have
been finished by now.

I'm close.

I told you to prioritise it.

I've been working for the
past three weeks on it.

Right, so plenty of
time to be incompetent.

Oi, ease off.

This is a safe space. We offer
opinions here, not abuse.

She should be upset. She failed
a set task with a clear deadline.

Actual humans need sleep.

What part of my analysis
was incorrect, Helena?

Sorry.

Give the d I payment to San deep
and I will go clear up Ana' s mess.

Excuse me.

I'm leaving before I
offer up my opinion.

Let' s move on.

Do we all know the one
about the pheasant pluckers?

Frank?
Huh?

I've got it!

What? The mole?
No.

Better than that.
New office space.

Hey? It's in the Forosa building

and it's got a little
kitchenette, fit for royalty.

Yeah, cos only royals could
afford it.

Uh, have you noticed anything?

Damp.
- Ha ha!

As per madam's instructions, the
door is fixed, the heating is next.

We don't have to leave.

Please, Frank.

It says here it has a
world-beating coffee machine.

Ah, I 'Il live.

Anyway, listen. Ana Du Pont
was fired from her last job.

H R mentioned substance issues.

Right, issues. Drugs?
No, they wouldn't tell me.

But maybe someone is
trying to take Ana down.

You know, threaten to expose her druggie
past unless she helps them take down Forosa?

Bit thin.

Hm. It's the only lead we've
got.

No!
- Yes!

Good game.

Thanks.
- Mwah. Mwah. Congratulations.

Where do you think she's off
to? That's the third time today.

Judas.
- Pardon me?

OK, everyone, this isn't
a drill. Outside, please.

Shall we go?

I 'd rather my last role wasn't " Man
burning to death while watching server".

Bertie Tark.

How could you flirt with
the love of my life, Sebastian?

It wasn't flirting.
Oh yeah, it was " banter".

Yeah, Frank filled me in on
the ways of wooing women.

I see you, Jezebel.

"It is the green-eyed monster that
doth mock the meat it feeds on."

Ooh! What' s this?

They're going for the server.

What
an absolute failure.

We 'Il be set back weeks.

Don't worry. We figured this
might happen. Let' s show him.

All your data was
backed-up on my own server.

I've already got
Dean up and running.

Well that won't matter if you can't
stop the mole from wreaking more chaos.

Time for an instant replay.

Now, your average Pl
would be out of luck.

But wait, what' s this? "A
hidden camera? ", you cry.

Bertie, meet
contestant number one.

And were you somehow claiming
to be an above average PI?

There must be something on there.
- There 'd better be.

There is, those shoes.

I've seen those shoes before.

Well, that... that's our phone.

You are... You are not supposed
to take that out of the office.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Oh.

Who is it?

Sorry, Spidey.

I wanna know why!

You screwed everyone here!

If you have to ask, you '
re blind to what's been going on!

Don't
blame anyone else!

How about we get it all
out in the open, hey boss?

Have you fired her yet?

You know what, Dean?

How about I stick my dismissal up your...
- Helena!

If you have any respect left for this
family, please don't make it any harder.

I 'Il clear out my desk.

Don't let
him drag you down.

You only ever had
one idea. Shame.

Nefi blw.

You know what, Frank? You should
have a disclaimer on your website

saying "Cases may
include dead bodies".

You're just jealous
because I got here first.

Yeah well, it's mine now.
Yeah, all yours.

I just came to pick up a cheque.

Oh, and to tell you he died from
a blow to the back of the head.

Any other remarkable insights for
me? Like where the murder weapon is?

Ask Helena.
- We don't know it was her.

You caught her red-handed
smashing up my work.

Now the one person I
needed most is gone.

Who 's Helena?
One of the employees.

Caught sabotaging my company.

Our company.

Worth a visit.

All you 'Il find is an innocent
woman with perfect, glossy hair.

Tell him, Frank.

Where 's he gone?
Come back, honestly.

She 's innocent!

Frank! The plug
socket just zapped me.

Right that is it, we are not
staying in this death-trap.

It's not that bad.

The office just tried
to electrocute me.

We 'd lose our footfall.

Frank I don't understand this.

You are usually the first
to jump at a good deal.

This office has been good
to us for three years.

Why change it?

Because there 's
something better.

What could be better than this?

This.

We have a visitor!

Helena isn't the murderer.

You see, fooffall.

Spider, what the police do isn't up to us.
- Ugh, don't give me that.

You're always
sticking your nose in.

Spider, she used ya.

Why' d you want to help her?

I... I don't know.

My stomach is short-circuiting
and my CPU is in overdrive.

I... I don't care
that she used me.

I'm begging you.

Help her.

We just have a few questions.

I've spent the morning doing
that with the police, thanks to you.

Now I can't leave town.

Keeler' s trying to prove that you did it
and we just want to prove that you didn't.

Look, I hated Dean, but
I 'd never kill him.

But why disrupt the app launch?
Because the app is mine.

I pitched it to Bertie
and Dean years ago.

What? They stole it?
Yeah.

Well, no. Not exactly.

I was young, alright? And Dean was
this super smart coding savant.

So you were star-struck.
Before I knew it

Bertie 's got me
signing contracts.

I didn't realise I 'd
end up as Dean ' s skivvy.

So you switched sides?

I'm on my side.

I made a deal with a rival,
gave them everything I could.

But it wasn't enough.

Forosa was launching too soon.

So you bashed up the server

but you stopped short of
doing the same to Dean?

lt's not
just me, you know?

Anyone at Forosa
could 've snapped...

Ana, Bertie 's dad...

It's the crunch.

The crunch?

Unpaid overtime, working
all hours, no social life.

We give everything and we accept it
because hey, look at the pay, the perks.

No one wants to admit Bertie and Dean
are running a high-end sweat shop.

And when the slaves have had
enough of their masters...

Exactly.

The streets run red.

But, you know,
not because of me.

That'Il set us back two hours.

I'm sorry, Bertie.
- No, I don't need "sorry"!

I need you to prove to Dean, may he
rest, that you have what it takes.

Oh, hi.

Oh, Ana!

Forgot something?

Hi. Uh, no. Just wanted a quick
chat with Ana and your dad.

Why? You've already
found the mole.

Oh, nothing for you to worry about. Just
tying up a few loose ends, you know?

We know you're busy.

We 're
all busy, I'm afraid.

Yeah, where is your dad?

I didn't think he ' d
wanna miss your big moment.

Oh uh, we went out
for a meal last night.

Glass of red too many, perhaps.

I'm sure he 'Il be
here later.

Well, thanks again.

Oh, OK. Yes - Sorry.

Thank you.
- Bye.

Listen, I've got a
satellite navigation.

I don't need you as well

so just one thing at a time, Frank.
Look, it says it's down here.

Go back.
Right!

Nobody
lives in a field!

Are you sure this is
the right address?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is what it says.

Your satnav is rubbish
I know, it often leads me to a field.

I mean it doesn't exactly look like the
home of a company vice president, does it?

Get out of it, you hooligans!

Nice to see you too, Mr Tark.

What do you two want?

You could start by
putting the bat down.

Depends what you're doing here.
We wanna talk to you about Dean.

Helena said you were one of
the last to see him alive

on the night he was murdered.

I already
told that copper.

I was out having
dinner with me son.

Why're you snooping
round 'ere?

Do you make a habit of
solving problems with a bat?

I've had these kids coming
round mucking about.

Chucking eggs at the van.

You could always move, you know?

Exec position like yours
must be worth a bob or two.

Or not.

Yeah, maybe Bertie 's not looking
after his dad as much as we think.

Coffee?
- Yes.

I 'Il drive, you pay.
What?

Who needs a coffee
machine anyway?

Me, cos you get one of
these every day for free.

There you are.

I've got news on Tark
Senior' s finances

Uh, who got the news?

Who dug into those
sealed records?

I was instrumental.

Yeah, well he does make a nice
cup of tea, your lothario.

It was one game of ping-pong.

Any time today...

Jacob and Rosa gave all
their money to their son.

They sold their house, emptied their
savings, and cashed in their pensions.

What? So that whole office was
funded by Jacob and his wife.

Do you think Jacob murdered
Dean to get at his own son?

You know, tear him down.

Why would he do that...

after a lifetime of
looking after him?

We need to talk to Bertie 's dad.
- Mmm.

Helena's under siege.

Ana's there, trying
to kick down the door.

Spider.

It's that way.

I 'Il make sure Romeo
doesn't make things worse!

I'm coming, H!

I suppose that leaves
me to go and see Jacob.

Arrest her. She killed Dean!
- She 's high! She 's not thinking straight!

Put the weapon down.
- I'm coming, H. I'm here! I'm here!

Do not cross the police cordon.
- Uh. Hey!

What cordon?
- The tape hasn't arrived yet

but it's still an
anticipatory police line.

Put the weapon down.
- What?

He said put the scissors down.

I'll handle this, Frank.

Take me, I 'd
be a much better hostage.

I don't eat much.
- The anticipatory line!

Yeah, let us know
when it arrives.

Look, she
's your friend.

Do you really think
she could kill someone?

But she turned on the company.

She had to. Dean
left her no choice.

Does that sound familiar?

But...

No, she... she took him out.

I didn't!

But I should have.
- Oh, don't make it worse.

I should have.

He was toxic.

Had you chasing after his whims
and thanking him for the privilege.

He did the same to me.

It's not... It's not true.

I 'd tell myself,
" He 's a genius".

But he was just a sad little
man getting rich off our talent.

What I regret most was
letting it happen to you.

I'm so sorry.

Let's move in. Go. Go.

Move in. Come on. Go.

Move!

Uh, hello.

Haven't you got
anything better to do?

Look, we know.

We know about the
house and the savings.

We know that you and your wife
sacrificed everything for Bertie.

You wouldn't understand.
No, I don't.

I don't understand how he could
leave you here with nothing.

He said we 'd get
it all back and...

and a lot more too.

How many times did
you hear him say that?

I'm late for the launch.

Bertie ' s using you.

That company might be called "
For Rosa", but it's not, is it?

It's all for him.

When we lost his mum...

I asked Bertie if I could
have some time to mourn.

He gave me three days off.

After everything she
'd done for him. Mm?

My sweet girl.
I'm so sorry.

Do you know what
really happened?

The night that Dean was killed?

Yes.

I wasn't with Bertie. I was...

here, on me own.

And did he tell you
to lie to the police?

I should 've said no.

But I could never
refuse him anything.

If Bertie wasn't with
you, who was he with?

Sorry, you can find Bertie 's movements
on the night Dean died just from here?

I'm already
into Bertram 's mobile.

Accessing location history now.

Scary.
- Why? You got something to hide?

I am not the problem
with Helena. You are.

Have you actually
told her how you feel?

Well, it's kind of hard
to do without your face

or a way with words.

Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

Ah, here we go. All of Bertie 's
movements, recorded by his phone.

Check the night of the murder.

Righty-o.

He went to Falstaff
Woods and then home.

Evening jog?

What's his route
on other nights?

Uh...

Mm, yeah. He took a different
way home the day before.

Much more direct.

As far as I can see, his usual route
home goes nowhere near the woods.

Why choose that night
to go for a stroll?

Oh, while you're here

there 's one or two RSC producers I 'd
love to bump into on their way home.

Frank, are you familiar
with Falstaff woods?

What was he doing out here?
- Dunno.

I used to ride here with my
friends when I was younger.

Oh yeah, I arrested a few indecent teens
around here for scaring away the squirrels.

Oh, please. I've
got more class, thank you.

Yeah, what were
you doing then, eh?

Scrumping for apples?

Well, according to
Sebastian, this is it.

Mmm.

See anything?

A pile of leaves.

Ooh! Pile of leaves
in a forest!

I trained you well.

Oh.

Pile of leaves in a forest.

I trained you well.
- Mmm.

Well go and get the spade. You've
got a lot of digging to do.

So, what am I looking at?

A vacuum cleaner.

You know, fly-tipping is
way below my pay grade.

That thing killed Dean Parolles.

You bought me out here

for a homicidal home appliance?

You got a gang of washing machines round
the corner waiting to jump us, have you?

Oh, give me a
spoon to feed him will ya?

That is Dean 's vacuum cleaner.

It's dented and
covered in blood.

And Bertie Tark drove here
the night of his murder.

I mean, we can wait while you...

Ah.
- Ah!

Alright, let's go
and arrest Tark then.

Well actually, we
have a better idea.

Great job, gang!

Right, go get some
rest. You deserve it.

Well done, well done,
well done. San deep, yes!

Yes! Woo!

Alright, lads?

Come on, Dad. We did it. We won.

You could try being
a bit more chipper.

Yeah, I just wish your
mother was here, that' s all.

Well she 's looking
down on us, proud.

How's my tie?
- Perfect.

Mr Tark?
- Yeah?

Uh, junior, I mean.

Could I have a word, please?

Uh, a bit busy right now.

I'm here to help you
hoover up your loose ends.

Just give us a few minutes.

In fact, everyone, could just
all clear out for me please?

Just want a moment with the app.

Dad, I 'Il have a chai latte.

Triple shot.

Start talking.

Everything that
happened with Dean.

I know it was you.

You've got five seconds to tell
me how you've come by that lie

before I get my dad to start
pulling legs off a spider.

I erm...

I uh...

Look, he's testing you. Tell
him there's a secret camera.

I... I installed a secret
camera. I've got it all on tape.

Got what?

You really think you
can shake me down?

Don't take the bait.
- Oh, I've got evidence.

Prove it.

Show me.

There is no video evidence.
It's what's called a ruse.

Show me the footage!
- Hang on!

Elaborate!
- Uh, hang on.

Please.
- Where do you find these idiots?

Sssh.

Sssh.
- What?

Sssh.
- Oh, for the love of God.

Sssh.
- Spider, just act tough!

I... I said sssshut up or
your whole family are dead.

Too tough!

Tell him you want 20 percent
of the company to keep quiet.

I want 20 percent of Forosa
to keep my mouth shut.

What's to stop you from showing
a copy to those Pls of yours?

I'm no PI. I'm a
hacker. A loner.

I'm no PI. I'm a
hacker. A loner.

Selfish, unloved.

I'm selfish, unloved.

Sad.
- Sad.

Pathetic.
- Pathetic and...

Alright, steady on.

I mean, so... so
what's it to be?

Twenty's too high.

I could do ten.

Take out your phone of your pocket
and tell him "20, it's 20 ".

Ah no, no, no. I want 20.

One for every minute it
takes the police to arrive.

Yeah, one for every minute it
takes the police to arrive, boyo.

OK.

OK. OK.

I didn't mean to do it, Spider.

Hey? Hey, you know how he was?

Right? Never giving an inch,
never caring about anyone.

I can't do this without Helena.
- Are you serious?

The launch is in two days.
- We' Il push it.

We can't!

We ' re running on empty.

We have put everything in to get
us this far. You do realise that?

Managing H R and finances
is your problem, not mine.

My problem is you!

I gave you all this and you
promised you ' d deliver!

But then you fired Helena.
- And whose fault was that?

You know, I can't talk to
you when you're like this.

Pfft.

Battery 20
percent.

Battery 20...

Battery...

20 percent.

Battery... Battery... Battery...

Battery...

Why'd
you ditch the vacuum?

That's what they
do in the movies.

You know, get rid of
the murder weapon.

Not as easy as it looks.

You've got serious anger issues.

Just show me the footage!

I think your confession 's all
we need, thank you, Mr Tark.

What about my launch?

I'm afraid you 'Il be missing that,
on account of all that murdering.

Nicely done.

You're a natural.

I prefer being the
man in the van.

Uh, can I have a moment
with me son, please?

You've got to help me, Dad.

Please.
No, son. I'm sorry.

What you've become...

If your mother were
alive now, she 'd...

she ' d be ashamed
of both of us.

Hello, boss. I finished
updating the firewalls.

They're as tight as a dwarven
king 's purse strings

I...

Uh, too nerdy. Erm...

What I meant to say was not
even a firewall could keep me

from seeing how great
your hair looks today.

Thanks?

Listen, can I just say sorry
again for abusing our friendship.

I feel bad about it.

Don't worry. I know
you were desperate.

Uh, not that you needed saving.

I mean, you're a
strong, confident woman.

OK.

Erm, I spoke to
Bertie 's lawyers.

He 's gonna take a cut of the profits
but the app 's all mine again.

Amazing.

You're strong and crafty.

Crafty? You made it
sound like Blue Peter.

D 'you know what?
This isn't working.

Hey, that was really good stuff.

What I
meant to say was

you know when you've
played Battle Royale online

and you can fight a dozen
rounds without a win?

And then one day you line up your
sights and everything goes right.

You can't explain it,
it just... there it is.

Well that's how I
feel about you, H.

You're my perfect kill streak.

You're very sweet.

And that's been kinda
obvious since we met.

But...
- Honestly, say no more.

I wasn't expecting anything.
I just had to tell you.

I've got one shot at
running this company right.

I can't date an employee.

Fair enough.

So you're fired.

Drinks at eight?

Say again?

I'm asking you out, cariad.

Well I... I better go and
clear my desk then.

Thanks, guys.

Aw, that was beautiful.

Our work here is done.

Come on, let's get back to
the office and start packing.

We've worked out why
you don't want to move.

I've told you why.

Yeah, we see through
your excuses.

We know deep down, it' s
because the office is our place.

It's called
emotional attachment.

Don't be daft.

Look, he ' s
practically welling up.

Aw, you big softie.

I am not emotionally
attached to our office.

Ah, "ours". See? There you go.

Because it's where the magic happens, eh?
- Hanky?

Look, I wouldn't be your
co-detective, and your best friend

if I ignored your feelings, and
therefore we are happy to stay.

But with conditions.

Such as?

It's double-sided.

And meet the newest
addition to the office.

Well listen, I can see how much
it means to you two to stay put

so I am prepared
to do that for ya.

Thanks for the coffee maker.

Oh, now we've got a new team
barista, do we still need him?

Uh, we will see how
long the new boy lasts.