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Breeding pandas in captivity is a delicate matter.
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When the parent animals meet for the firstrst time, a fraction of a second
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decides whether they will ignore each other
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or whether they will mate.
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Artificial insemination is therefore often used for pandas in zoos.
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The second option is to provide a partner for pandas living alone.
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In this case, a loan from China.
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Could I interest you in some panda sweets?
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Uh, sorry?
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You speak German? Excuse me.
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I grew up nearby.
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I used to love the sweet pandas as a child.
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But I've never eaten one.
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You're from Frisia.
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You're a Frisian panda breeder?
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Yes, yes, I know you!
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What's her name again? Ah, now I've forgotten..
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Hmm.. Xiu
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Xiu!
Xiu.
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Xiu has lived here at the zoo since she was a cub.
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And since she has never encountered conspecifics, I am on my way to her
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to prepare her for the imminent arrival of a male panda from Beijing.
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That is kind of sad.
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A life all alone.
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So how.. how do you do it?
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Artificial insemination or what?
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That would be the last resort. We usually try to avoid that.
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We mainly start off with smells and visuals.
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You are kidding me.
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Not at all! That is elementary for the adjustment.
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I'll spare you the smells.
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May I?
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Of course.
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Ouch.
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Are you good?
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Yeah, the scale is broken.
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Nele, no one cares about your weight.
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No, it's like actually broken.
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You aren't fat!
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Why are you.. oh god.
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Should we go to the zoo today?
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That panda specialist from China is coming..
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No offense to pandas but there are actual problems.
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Well, but they are threatened. It's nice that he's coming and..
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Nice?
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Imagine..
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..they were..
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..ugly or unemployed.
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No one would care about them.
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And now they're sending some guy halfway around the world for panda couples therapy.
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That's absurd.
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Yeah, Nele..
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But you have to start somewhere to save the world.
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Interesting..
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No, stop!
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I also have to pee.
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This saves water.
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Few animals in a vast area..
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hardly any social contact with conspecifics..
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In the end, Frisians and pandas aren't that different.
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You have quite a strange view of the world, Mister Wu.
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An addiction therapist does not have to have been a heroin addict himself
to be able to provide counselling.
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Apparently it is actually helpful to have an outside view.
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In any case, that same principle has made me the world's most successful panda breeder.
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Mister Wu, something is wrong with Xiu.
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I don't think it's that dramatic, they do have to be protected.
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But not in a zoo. It's like being born into a prison.
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Encouraged clannishness, if you ask me.
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I think they're cute.
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Yeah, but obviously even to dumb to fuck.
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Your net has quite a tear.
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Is this a nail salon?
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Shame on you!
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I'll get the repair kit.
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Idiot.
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So you really don't feel like it? Going to the zoo? Just to look?
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There are about 1800 to 1900 pandas in the world living in the wild.
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And, until today, 253..
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..now only 252 pandas living in zoos.
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This really is beyond me.
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One hour ago Xiu was absolutely..
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I'd like a sign like that, too.
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I have more in the back.
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Xiu was the first panda birth I was a part of.
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She was the weaker one of her mother's twins.
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She wouldn't have survived in the wild.
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I didn't want to..
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Look.
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This is the ball that killed Xiu.
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Still has her blood on it.
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And a fucking golf ball killed her.
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Seriously?
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A fucking..
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Golf ball?
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Seriously?
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Mister Wu? Are you okay?
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Nope.
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A fucking..
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.. golf ball?!
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Breeding pandas in captivity is a delicate matter.
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When the parent animals meet for the first time, a fraction of a second
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decides whether they will ignore each other
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or whether they will mate.
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Are you responsible for this?
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Are you the panda fucker?
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Mister Wu.
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Inga.
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You didn't call me.
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A golf ball got in the way.
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A golf ball?
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You are strange.
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Few animals in a vast area..
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hardly any social contact with conspecifics..
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It was just a theory.
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I have never seen a panda in the wild.
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Hi.
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Have a good one.
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