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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:37,230 You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? 2 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,830 You ever barf up something you know you didn't eat? 3 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:43,140 I got sick one time and barfed a whole shrimp. 4 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,470 I mean, I know I chewed it. 5 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,770 I got a better one. 6 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:48,140 Once, I barfed so hard 7 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,370 that I pulled a string bean out of my nose. 8 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:53,710 That was gross. 9 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:55,150 Oh, that's so slimy. 10 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,310 Ew. 11 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:59,290 You know when you just wake up, and you're sick, 12 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,190 and you're just waiting to suck it down. 13 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,860 Aw, man you could hawk one of those ten feet, easy. 14 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,330 No, no, no... it's better to blow them out your nose. 15 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:08,330 No, no, it's better to suck. 16 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,500 Now, those are not the best loogies. 17 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,230 My cousin hawked a loogie 18 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:14,140 from the top of the Empire State Building. 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,140 Hit a lady in the head. Killed her. 20 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,270 He's in prison now. 21 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,170 In prison for snot. 22 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:21,400 Boom, boom. 23 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,370 Okay, you guys, come on. 24 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,080 We place here in the time capsule... 25 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:28,710 the sacred shoe box. 26 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:33,820 Okay, in the sacred shoe box, 27 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,490 the things we do not understand, 28 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:40,830 to be opened again when all the mysteries of the universe 29 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:43,380 have been revealed to us. 30 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,370 Who's first? Kevin. 31 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:56,830 I found it in my mom's secret drawer, in this plastic box. 32 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:03,950 I know what this is. 33 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,580 It goes in the bottom of the bathtub to stop the drain. 34 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,120 No, it doesn't. It's a diaphragm. 35 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:10,560 It prevents the passage of sperm into the uterus... 36 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:11,890 in girls. 37 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:13,360 How do you know that? 38 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:15,700 I saw it on Nightline. 39 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,900 I'm telling you, Frank, 40 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,830 it goes in the bottom of the bathtub. 41 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,340 I think it's a travel drinking cup. 42 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,570 She'll never miss it. 43 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:26,100 Wait, don't drink out of it until we know what it is. 44 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,080 Yeah. 45 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,670 Brad. 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,680 I found it in my sister's room. 47 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:40,240 I believe it's some kind of weapon. 48 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,960 A picture of my dead mother. 49 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,760 How come you're putting it in the box? 50 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:49,790 Because I don't know why my dad keeps all of her pictures 51 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:53,300 hidden in the attic, and tells me she looked like Grace Kelley. 52 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:56,070 Who's Grace Kelley? 53 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:58,390 Oh, she was a very famous clown. 54 00:02:58,490 --> 00:03:00,110 She was a princess. 55 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:03,640 And, also... 56 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:06,340 I don't know what it's like to have a mother. 57 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:08,480 We could tell you. 58 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:12,450 You can't tell somebody something like that. 59 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,660 Have you ever noticed that girls don't fart? 60 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,930 My mom farts. 61 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,430 Looks like a boob. 62 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:30,600 Yeah. Make them fly around. 63 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,340 My boob's bigger than yours. 64 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,380 Let's see if you can catch my boob. 65 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,310 You've got, like, a mosquito bite boob, Frank. 66 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:41,820 Why don't girls spit? 67 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,880 They're hiding something from us. 68 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:46,020 The rules have changed. 69 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,220 Gotcha. 70 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,250 It's a battle of the sexes... 71 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:53,850 and believe me, we are way behind. 72 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,370 Shit! 73 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:58,050 I can't dance. 74 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:11,400 You see this, Frank? 75 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,910 This little seedling 76 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,970 represents an entire species of marsh grass. 77 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,680 If it lives, the wetlands will survive, 78 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,180 Mortlake turtle can return to its natural habitat, 79 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,750 and birds like the glossy ibis 80 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,880 won't lose another precious nesting place. 81 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:30,140 Dad, if you don't get dressed, we'll be late for school. 82 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,120 Dad, if you don't get dressed, we'll be late for school. 83 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:38,290 Hey, hey, look at this. 84 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:40,960 You won a prize. 85 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,160 Yeah. 86 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,900 What is that? 87 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,610 Homework. 88 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:52,110 They're assigning Cosmopolitan as homework? 89 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,110 No, they assigned this, 90 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:55,550 but I'm getting nowhere with it. 91 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,380 You can't relate that to the real world. 92 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,720 Like how? 93 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:02,020 Like, was Mom a virgin when you married her? 94 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,720 What are you studying, religion? 95 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,730 Sex. 96 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,160 Are you going to tell me about Mom or not? 97 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,890 No. 98 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:10,030 Boy, that's good coffee. Fresh brewed? 99 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,310 Instant. 100 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,200 Now, how 'bout if you love someone? 101 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,000 Do you have to have sex with them? 102 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,230 This can't be instant. 103 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,700 We ran out of beans. 104 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,840 And if you kiss a girl, 105 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,400 what base is that, 106 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,780 and where's the birth canal? 107 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,940 I have a chart. 108 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,340 You never have to have sex if you don't want to, 109 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:28,510 kissing a girl's first base, the birth canal's right there, 110 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:29,610 and you shouldn't have sex 111 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,320 unless you're in love and probably married. 112 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:32,320 Why not? 113 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,790 I don't remember... it has something to do 114 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:36,820 with not wanting to have babies with people you don't know. 115 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,420 It says in this magazine 116 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,760 that there's a spot on a woman you can touch 117 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,800 to drive her completely insane. 118 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:47,300 I don't think the magazine's a good idea. 119 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,330 And in my experience, there is no such place. 120 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,340 Dad. 121 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,600 What? 122 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:56,940 When I grow up, do I have to have hair all over my body? 123 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,310 You saw your sister naked in the shower? 124 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,540 Sort of. 125 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,150 I was hiding in the laundry basket. 126 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,780 Hey, Stacey. 127 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,980 Hi, Brad. 128 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,190 I saw you in the drug store yesterday. 129 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,120 You were buying Juicy Fruit gum. 130 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,630 Are you going to the dance Saturday? 131 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:14,830 It's a '50s sock hop, you know. 132 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:16,830 I'm thinking of going to the dance. 133 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,060 Can I wear your Jacket today, Brad? 134 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,730 Oh, come on, what do you want for it? 135 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:33,510 I want to take you to the closet... 136 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:35,140 No way! 137 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,080 You are so bad. 138 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,020 What'd you say to her? 139 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,320 I told her what I wanted. 140 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,690 I don't think she's that kind of girl. 141 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:44,720 She's a girl, Frank. 142 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:46,730 All girls are that kind of girl. 143 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:49,340 She didn't used to be a girl. 144 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,360 Hey, guys. 145 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,900 What are we looking at? 146 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,380 What's that? 147 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:15,520 I think it's an elbow. 148 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,350 What's it doing with that other elbow? 149 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,890 Doesn't look like anything 150 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:26,190 I ever want to do, that's for sure. 151 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,400 Will you stop cleaning? Why do you do that? 152 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,200 My dad demands complete order and sanitation. 153 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:39,340 I know a place where the girls are naked all the time, 154 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:45,120 where guys can see naked girls all they want, 24 hours a day 155 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:49,090 for anyone with guts and a hundred bucks. 156 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:50,990 I don't believe such a place exists. 157 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,360 Where is this? What are you talking about? 158 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,490 The city. 159 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,500 We're not allowed to go to the city. 160 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,970 In the city there are no rules. 161 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:00,660 Everything is possible, 162 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,290 and everything is available for a price. 163 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,000 Lucky for us, our needs are small. 164 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,510 What are our needs? 165 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:13,440 T o see a woman naked. 166 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,520 Let me see the money. 167 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:56,690 Come on, let me see the money. 168 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,160 The money. 169 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,920 Let me see the money. 170 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,150 The money. 171 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:15,740 Keep it moving. 172 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,910 Come on, come on, give me the money. 173 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:19,110 All right, come on. 174 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,310 Keep it running smoothly. 175 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:21,820 Looks beautiful on you. 176 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,480 Give me the money. Thank you. 177 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,350 That sure is a lot of milk money. 178 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,350 Kevin, some things 179 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,590 are more important than milk, all right? 180 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:31,860 Well, what do you need all this money for, anyway? 181 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,220 Oh, we're going to buy a pros... 182 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:35,630 ...thetic leg. 183 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,060 For his dog. 184 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,060 His dog lost his leg. 185 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,780 So, what'd you tell your dad? 186 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,340 I said I was eating at Kevin's house. 187 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,780 I said I was eating at Brad's house. 188 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,980 I said I was eating at Frank's house. 189 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,400 Whoo, yeah! 190 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,980 You think the city's big. 191 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,050 It's huge! 192 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,350 And lots of naked ladies. 193 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,350 If I had my own naked lady, I'd never leave my room. 194 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,200 If you had your own naked lady, I'd never leave your room. 195 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,930 So, hold on... do you got the money? 196 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,070 We got everything! 197 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,400 Whoo! 198 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,270 Whoa... 199 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,740 Whoa... 200 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,770 Oh, no. 201 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,040 I want to go back. 202 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,860 Hey, the footpath's for virgins. 203 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,460 We are virgins! 204 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,230 Hey, not for long. 205 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,530 If you guys get killed, I'm going home. 206 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,370 Beautiful. 207 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,250 Oh, my God. 208 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,370 Do you believe this? 209 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,620 This woman 210 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,560 gave birth to her own head, 211 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,320 and it sang to her. 212 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:51,020 - Wow. - Wow. 213 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,530 Hey, Cash, where you going? 214 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,240 You don't ask me that. 215 00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,970 Never ask me that! 216 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,570 Okay, I'm sorry. I just forgot for a second. 217 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,710 Guys, come here. 218 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,460 Whoa! 219 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,350 This is going to be tougher than we thought. 220 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,950 How do we tell a prostitute from everybody else? 221 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,520 Yeah, how do we know we're not asking a ballerina, 222 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,360 or a lawyer, or a math teacher to take off her clothes? 223 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,560 We just got to go for it. 224 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,000 Frank, I think I need to see the money. 225 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,330 Excuse me, miss, do you have a minute? 226 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,440 Uh, ma'am? 227 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,770 Get out of my way. 228 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:14,650 Excuse me. 229 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,650 Yes? 230 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,710 Are you a prostitute? 231 00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:18,880 What? 232 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,890 Will you take your clothes off for $103.62? 233 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,790 Thanks, Kevin. 234 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,830 What? What'd I do? 235 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,240 - You all right? - No. 236 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,330 Psst, psst, psst. Guys... 237 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,840 You guys need some help? 238 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,180 Are you talking to us? 239 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,180 Yeah. 240 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,650 We want to see a naked lady. 241 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,120 Ooh, how much money you got? 242 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:54,180 $103.62. 243 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,750 Really? 244 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,420 That'll do it. Come on. 245 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,300 Right through here. Come on, come on, come on. 246 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:21,950 Where? 247 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,850 There are naked women in here? 248 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,260 Guys, you got to trust me. 249 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,460 Why should we trust you? 250 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,400 Because I got a gun. 251 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:49,710 Okay, open up, big boy. 252 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:50,770 Mmm. 253 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,380 Mmm. 254 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,850 Okay, backpacks. 255 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,540 Come on, do it. Do it now! 256 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,720 I'm full, I'm full. 257 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,560 He's got a gun. 258 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,150 Get down, get down. 259 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,560 Stay down. 260 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,090 Stay. 261 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,890 Stay. 262 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,940 You okay? 263 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,870 Yeah. 264 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,370 Get us out of here! 265 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,520 Hey! Hey, wait a minute! 266 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,380 Wait a minute! Son of a bitch! 267 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,090 I want my money! 268 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,710 Oh, goddamn it! 269 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:42,860 You all right? 270 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,160 Yeah. 271 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,740 How am I going to get home? 272 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,110 I'm going to get in such trouble for this. 273 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,610 Us, too. 274 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,710 Shit. 275 00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,110 Well, I'm out of here. 276 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,510 You better go. 277 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,800 Do you need any help, ma'am? 278 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,430 Ma'am? 279 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,770 No, thanks. 280 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,010 You sure you don't need something? 281 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,170 I need 100 bucks, or I'm going to get smacked. 282 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:33,340 You got that? 283 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,050 Yes, I do. 284 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,780 You can have it. You saved my life. 285 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,220 What are you doing with all that money? 286 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,560 We wanted to see a naked lady. 287 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,030 Oh, God. 288 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,030 You know what? 289 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,120 Why don't you take that money and go home, 290 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,500 before you get hurt, okay? 291 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,590 I-I wish I could, but... 292 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:56,360 it means a lot to my friends, and we just want a look. 293 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,350 How much looking? 294 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,500 As much as money can buy. 295 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,040 Okay. 296 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,050 Thank you. 297 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,280 Mm-hmm. 298 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,820 Okay, pull your shirts up over your heads. 299 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,060 You first. 300 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,220 Show me yours, and I'll show you mine. 301 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,790 Our what? 302 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,460 Armpits, come on. 303 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,800 Come on. 304 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,830 Okay, you're not hairy enough to be dangerous. 305 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,210 We're not hairy at all. 306 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,220 So, what's your name, lady? 307 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,550 V. 308 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,320 Like the letter? 309 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,120 What's it stand for? 310 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,250 What's your name? 311 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,560 Kevin. 312 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,890 I'm Frank. 313 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,020 Brad. 314 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,480 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 315 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,490 Oh, God. 316 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,760 Come on, come in. 317 00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,860 Excuse me. 318 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,710 What do we do now? 319 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,280 Just ask her to... you know. 320 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,090 You kids see a lot of hookers? 321 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:59,760 No, this is our first one. 322 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,590 Why do you have 323 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,260 a picture of Grace Kelley? 324 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,630 'Cause I'd like to be like her: 325 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,100 Marry a prince and never get old. 326 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,970 When you take your clothes off for money, do you get cold? 327 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,730 Depends on the room. 328 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,360 I have this dream that I'm naked at school, 329 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,370 and I have to get home without anyone seeing me. 330 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,240 I have that dream, too. 331 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,180 Last time I had that dream, 332 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,610 there was an alligator chasing me. 333 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,020 You ever get that one? 334 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,020 Nope. 335 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,380 Do you ever watch cartoons? 336 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:27,180 Yes. 337 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,190 Are you married? 338 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,520 Boy, you ask a lot of questions. 339 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,750 The meter's ticking. 340 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,530 She's on the bed. She's on the bed! 341 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,200 Now, how do you want to do this: 342 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,600 standing up or on the bed? 343 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,700 I'll stand. 344 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,030 I meant me, not you. 345 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:46,740 - On the bed. - On the bed. 346 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,740 On the bed. 347 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,140 Bed. 348 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,730 Okay. Come here. 349 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,190 Do you want the lights on or off? 350 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,030 Is she naked yet? 351 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,960 Don't start until I can see. 352 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,630 You turned off the lights. We can't see. 353 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:17,830 All set? 354 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,050 What's the matter? 355 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:39,530 - I can't do it. - I want to be a gentleman. 356 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:43,050 Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody? 357 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:49,500 This is the greatest moment of my life. 358 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,840 Okay, that's it. Time's up. 359 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,380 Any questions? 360 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,950 After sex, you smoke. 361 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,180 It's a rule. 362 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,980 Anybody have any matches? 363 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,550 - No. - No. 364 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,590 I feel it now. We're different. 365 00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,350 How? 366 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,830 We're men. 367 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:22,930 Yeah. Men without bikes. 368 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,800 Oh, boy. 369 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:45,360 Waltzer, Waltzer, look, don't worry. 370 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,760 Your cut's waiting for you, that's right. 371 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,930 Relax. Relax. 372 00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:53,160 Look, I tell you what... 373 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,630 - Ow! - Right. 374 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,300 Look, if you don't get all of your dough, 375 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,460 feel free to kill me. 376 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,440 What do I look like, huh? 377 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,150 A Laundromat? 378 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,120 A slot machine? 379 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:17,690 'Cause I am not a slot machine. 380 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,120 You are a slot machine. 381 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,190 Step right up here, folks, there's a winner every minute. 382 00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,250 Sorry. 383 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,590 Oh, what, I-I hurt your feelings? 384 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:27,600 No. 385 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:28,970 No, and you want to know why? 386 00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:31,500 'Cause you don't got no feelings. 387 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,510 Yes, I do. 388 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:35,360 I'm a person, and I have feelings. 389 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,970 Oh, ho, you're a person now. 390 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,450 Hey, she's not a person, is she, Betty? 391 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:44,880 Yeah, she sort of is. 392 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,180 Nobody's talking to you. 393 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,520 You know what the test is, baby? 394 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,750 If you were a person, 395 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,690 you could do whatever you want... 396 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:53,690 Ow. 397 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:55,030 And you can't, 398 00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,730 'cause you do whatever I tell you to do, 399 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,130 isn't that right, Betty? 400 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,500 Y eah. 401 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,500 I, on the other hand, am a person. 402 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,940 I do what I want. I take what I want. 403 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,910 I don't have to answer to nobody. 404 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,840 Everybody answers to somebody. 405 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,210 You answer to Waltzer, 406 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:13,340 Waltzer answers to Jerry the Pope. 407 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:15,810 Oh, oh, you think so, huh? 408 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,330 Yeah. 409 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,480 Waltzer steals from Jerry, I steal from Waltzer. 410 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,050 They think that this is their turf, 411 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,120 but they're wrong. 412 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,220 This all belongs to me. 413 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,350 I'm the man. 414 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:27,260 Yeah... you're the man, Cash. 415 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,290 Yeah, that's right. 416 00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:36,970 Yeah, and the man's got to go out. 417 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,700 Don't neither of yous two move until I get back. 418 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:51,220 I am a person. I'm a human being. 419 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,440 Yeah. 420 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,400 T ell the asshole I'm borrowing his car. 421 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,200 Hey, you can't do that, V. 422 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,430 Oh, yes, I can. 423 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,440 Didn't your mothers tell you not to play in the rain? 424 00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:54,810 Bye. Thanks. 425 00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:55,820 Thank you. 426 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,320 See you guys. 427 00:26:06,590 --> 00:26:07,890 This is where you live? 428 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:10,530 Yep. The yellow house over there. 429 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,800 Do you like it? 430 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:16,130 Yeah, it's okay. 431 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,980 It was nice meeting you. 432 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,920 Likewise. 433 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,190 You're a very well-behaved young man, you know. 434 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:38,420 Thanks. 435 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,060 All right. 436 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,650 Veronica. 437 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:45,800 Virginia? 438 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,360 West Virginia? 439 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:50,160 Good-bye. 440 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,700 I never really looked, you know. 441 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,270 I didn't see anything. 442 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,190 That was funny. 443 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,400 Dad! 444 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,070 Hey! 445 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:34,600 Looks like TV. 446 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:57,860 Can I use your phone? 447 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,300 The phone's over here. 448 00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:03,840 Where are your parents? 449 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,110 I only have one. 450 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,300 A father. 451 00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:07,580 He's in the T onapiya Wetlands. 452 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,850 What's that? 453 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,220 Well, this was all once the T onapiya Wetlands. 454 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,150 He's trying to save the last five acres, 455 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,490 but he won't. 456 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:16,490 Why? 457 00:28:16,590 --> 00:28:18,120 No money. 458 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,860 He teaches science by day, and, I don't know, 459 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,060 tries to save the wetlands by night. 460 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,160 I admire him, but I pity him, too. 461 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,800 You pity him? 462 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,730 Well, yeah, his goals aren't realistic. 463 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,600 That's him. 464 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,070 Wait a minute... 465 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,840 maybe he shouldn't find me here, you know? 466 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:39,470 Why not? He's seen grown-ups before. 467 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:40,810 Hey, Dad. 468 00:28:40,910 --> 00:28:42,540 Hey, Frank. 469 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,280 Dad, look. 470 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,650 Over there. 471 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,150 It's a girl. 472 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,820 I know. 473 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,020 What do you say? 474 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,220 Thank you? 475 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,390 T o her, to her. 476 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,130 Dad, this is V. 477 00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:03,070 V, this is Dad. 478 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,540 Hello. 479 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,410 Hello... Dad. 480 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,720 What's she doing here? 481 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:21,990 Her car broke down. 482 00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:23,460 Yeah, but who is she? 483 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,190 She's, uh... 484 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:27,060 she's Brad's new math tutor. 485 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,000 She gave me a ride home from his house, 486 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,460 and then her car wouldn't start. 487 00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:40,770 You know what it is? 488 00:29:40,870 --> 00:29:42,640 Well, it's not the starter. 489 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:44,980 Tom. 490 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:45,980 Larry. 491 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,980 Wow. 492 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,450 So, Frank was telling me what you do. 493 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:50,650 Really? 494 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:53,250 Yeah. Do you enjoy it? 495 00:29:53,350 --> 00:29:55,340 Enjoy it? 496 00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:57,990 Sometimes. 497 00:29:58,090 --> 00:29:59,760 Yeah, you get to move around, 498 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,860 change of scenery, meet new people. 499 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,920 Well... 500 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,490 I never thought of it that way. 501 00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:06,300 You seem like a real people person. 502 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,530 Oh. 503 00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:09,230 Outgoing. Not like me. 504 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:12,040 No? 505 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,440 Thanks. 506 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:16,200 I bet you're really good at it. 507 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,740 Well, there's only one way to find out. 508 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,880 Boy, am I glad to hear you say that... 509 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:28,350 because it's the one subject he's having trouble with. 510 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:30,490 You think you could fit him in? 511 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:31,720 "Him?" 512 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,750 Frank. 513 00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:36,760 Frank? Are you kidding? 514 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:38,230 At his age? 515 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,330 Well, I'm afraid 516 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,600 if he doesn't learn it now, 517 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,700 he's never going to. 518 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,330 You know, I would teach him myself, 519 00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:44,670 but I'm way out of practice. 520 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:45,870 Ah! 521 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:48,670 Oh. Um... 522 00:30:48,770 --> 00:30:51,080 You know, you should never have to practice. 523 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,170 Well, that's easy for you to say. 524 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:54,650 You're a professional. 525 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,080 But for us laymen, 526 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,710 if you don't use it, you lose it. 527 00:30:58,810 --> 00:31:01,090 Well, how long has it been, 528 00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:03,890 you know, since you... used it? 529 00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:07,990 Oh... I use it a little bit every day, you know... 530 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,230 the bank, the grocery store... 531 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,230 but it, you know... 532 00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:13,060 It's probably been a good ten, 15 years 533 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,770 since I was any good at it, you know. 534 00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:18,030 It doesn't come up that often. 535 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:23,870 Maybe it's the neighborhood. 536 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,170 Tom. 537 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,410 - Larry. - Wow. 538 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,310 Well, it's not the battery. 539 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:37,290 In the morning, I'll check the fuel line for you, 540 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,720 the alternator, the pump. 541 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:39,960 You know, it could be 542 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:41,690 your plugs are worn down. 543 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:44,460 I'll replace them for you in the morning. 544 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,030 In the meantime, uh... 545 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:47,800 could I give you a ride home? 546 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:50,200 Um, no, I can walk. 547 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,940 So, what do you think? 548 00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:01,580 Can you help him? 549 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,450 I'd much rather do something for you. 550 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:06,980 Well, what could you do for me? 551 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,420 Well, it seems like you've forgotten 552 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,990 just about everything. 553 00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:15,360 Well, I remember the basics... but it's... 554 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,060 I'm not concerned about myself. 555 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,360 It's Frank I'm worried about. 556 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:20,830 You know, it's just not that important to me anymore. 557 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,860 Poor man. 558 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,050 Look at that woman. 559 00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,280 Oh, my God. 560 00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:16,120 Her top is so low. 561 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:19,350 And her skirt is so high. 562 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,160 That is bad. 563 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:25,220 It is. It's very, very bad. 564 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,570 Are you, uh... 565 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:33,300 what I think you are? 566 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,840 Well, I'm not the public health nurse. 567 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:37,610 Would you... like some company? 568 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:38,710 Yes, I would. 569 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:39,880 Hi. 570 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,040 Hi, Andy. 571 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,350 Hi, boss. 572 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:43,480 Hi. 573 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:45,480 Did you hear that? 574 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:46,750 That was bad. 575 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,220 That was very, very bad. 576 00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,120 Want a date? 577 00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:55,990 I don't think that's going to work. 578 00:33:56,090 --> 00:33:57,660 That's Reverend Whitehead. 579 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,830 God doesn't let him do that. 580 00:33:59,930 --> 00:34:01,400 Got you an ice cream. 581 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,270 Being on the job probably makes you hungry. 582 00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:04,270 Thanks. 583 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:05,270 What are you doing here? 584 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:06,270 Looking for you. 585 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,940 Where are you going to sleep tonight? 586 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,170 In a hotel, if you'll get lost and let me make some money. 587 00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:13,980 I-I don't think you should be doing this. 588 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,650 What are you, some kind of child missionary? 589 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,020 Sort of. 590 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,880 I did have an idea about the sleeping thing. 591 00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:23,850 Hi, Frank. 592 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:25,520 She spoke to me. 593 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:28,790 I speak to her, but she never speaks to me. 594 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,760 Hey, Frank, going to the dance? 595 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:34,170 I-I can't dance. 596 00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:35,730 Me, neither. 597 00:34:35,830 --> 00:34:39,200 Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend, Frank? 598 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,340 I'm Frank's father's sister, Aunt V, 599 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,080 and Frank and I are very, very close, 600 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:48,200 aren't we, Frank? 601 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,320 We've got to be going now. 602 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,750 See you later. 603 00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:58,590 Look at the way she walks. 604 00:34:58,690 --> 00:34:59,960 That is bad. 605 00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:02,960 That is very, very bad. 606 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:16,970 Are you running away? 607 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:19,110 No. What are you doing? 608 00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:21,950 I'm organizing the fund-raiser. 609 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,180 Again? 610 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,850 There's only two more weeks 611 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:27,340 before they bulldoze my five acres. 612 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,410 Who will you invite? 613 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,820 I don't know. 614 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,330 Thanks, pal. 615 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,190 Frank. 616 00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:41,500 You know G? 617 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,770 G? 618 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,500 The math tutor. 619 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,370 Yeah. 620 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:48,570 She's a Grace Kelly, isn't she? 621 00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:51,370 Yeah. 622 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:26,840 Light, reading material... 623 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:28,110 Hey. 624 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,170 Dinner with everything... 625 00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:34,980 Oh, great. Thanks. 626 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,990 Pajamas. 627 00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:38,340 Okay. 628 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,950 Turn around. 629 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:41,590 Why? 630 00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:42,690 Because I'm going to change, 631 00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:44,130 and you don't have any more money. 632 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:46,930 This is sweet. 633 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:48,330 It was my mom's. 634 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:50,670 Isn't she going to miss it? 635 00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:52,140 She died before I was born. 636 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,770 I don't think that's possible. 637 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:58,070 She died exactly when I was born, to the minute. 638 00:36:58,170 --> 00:36:59,340 Oh, I'm sorry. 639 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,540 You can turn around now. 640 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:07,980 What's this? 641 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,220 Did some rich guy give it to you? 642 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,120 Is it worth a million bucks? 643 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:13,420 No. 644 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,430 Oh, did your mom give it to you, and then she died, 645 00:37:16,530 --> 00:37:18,960 and that's all you have to remember her by? 646 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,530 No. I stole it. 647 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:24,040 Oh. 648 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,840 T oo bad it's empty. 649 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:29,320 T oo bad you don't have a guy to put in your locket. 650 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:31,870 A guy with a house, a job, a car, 651 00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:34,040 credit cards... 652 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:35,240 and a son. 653 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,720 Yeah, I know what you're trying to do, 654 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,450 and it's not going to work. 655 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:41,320 Well, what am I trying to do? 656 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,690 You want me to go out with your dad. 657 00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:45,020 No, I don't. 658 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,290 That's good. 659 00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:48,490 I want you to marry my dad. 660 00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:51,560 Let me explain. 661 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,530 I never mix business with pleasure. 662 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,230 I'm not talking about pleasure. 663 00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:58,300 I'm talking about you marrying my dad. 664 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,310 But people like your dad don't marry women like me. 665 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:06,750 Well... I told him what you did, and he didn't mind. 666 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,210 I told the truth. 667 00:38:08,310 --> 00:38:10,680 Really? 668 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,890 I don't know. 669 00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:16,180 I think the truth kind of gets you in trouble. 670 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,320 You know what you should do? 671 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:22,290 Find your dad one of those nice women that we saw in town. 672 00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:23,930 Nice women don't understand him. 673 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,330 I don't even understand him. 674 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:27,800 He spends all of his time wading around in mud, 675 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,300 cataloging plants. 676 00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:35,240 Good night. Use the can if you need anything. 677 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:37,140 Can? 678 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:48,720 Looks like a boob. 679 00:38:56,630 --> 00:38:58,790 Hello, V? 680 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,340 V. 681 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,200 V, this is Frank. 682 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,040 From the can. 683 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:08,400 This is V. 684 00:39:10,010 --> 00:39:12,780 My dad thinks you look like Grace Kelly. 685 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,840 Good night. 686 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,740 Good night, Frank. 687 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,790 I'm telling you, she slept in the tree house last night. 688 00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:58,220 You're so full of shit. 689 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,350 Oh, my God... a "C." 690 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,090 My dad is going to kill me. 691 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,430 What's wrong with a "C"? 692 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:04,290 Her car broke down in front of my house. 693 00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:05,340 She had to stay. 694 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,350 She's there right now. 695 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:07,890 She's going to tell on us, I know. 696 00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:08,900 She's not there. 697 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,350 I bet you a zillion billion dollars 698 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,500 that you are full of shit. 699 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,500 You're on. 700 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,510 Name your price. 701 00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,400 Your leather Jacket. 702 00:40:17,410 --> 00:40:20,440 Oh, thank God... a "D." 703 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,350 - What? - Oh, no, no, 704 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,210 I'd rather bet a zillion billion dollars. 705 00:40:24,310 --> 00:40:27,690 Look, if she's not at my house after school, 706 00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:29,950 I'll be your slave for life. 707 00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:32,120 These are excellent terms, Brad. 708 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,590 You're toast. 709 00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:39,120 Oh, no. 710 00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,120 He got an "F". 711 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:37,890 Your understanding of the female reproductive cycle 712 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:39,920 is simply not satisfactory. 713 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,260 I'm giving you a second chance 714 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,930 by assigning an oral presentation. 715 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:48,300 Oral... as in from the mouth? 716 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,770 That's exactly right. 717 00:41:49,870 --> 00:41:52,270 An oral presentation on the material 718 00:41:52,370 --> 00:41:56,500 with footnotes and visual aids, due by the end of the week. 719 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,740 What kind of visual aids? 720 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,750 Well, Suzanne, 721 00:42:01,850 --> 00:42:03,780 trash day in the red light district 722 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,050 took on new meaning today as one unlucky local resident 723 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,820 made a grisly discovery. 724 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,590 He found sitting innocently among the trash cans at the curb 725 00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:15,320 the dead body of an unidentified white male. 726 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,730 The body, when examined by paramedics, 727 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:21,960 showed signs of what police are calling ritualistic mutilation. 728 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:24,350 Oh, my God. 729 00:42:24,450 --> 00:42:26,300 Oh, my God. 730 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,240 ...or release the name of the victim. 731 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:32,370 But speculation on the street is that the killing was related 732 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,680 to drug running and prostitution. 733 00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:35,740 Millionaire importer 734 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,610 and reputed mob boss Jerry the Pope 735 00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,280 denied allegations that moneys 736 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:41,080 from local prostitution operations 737 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:43,450 were being funneled through his corporation. 738 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:48,030 Hello. 739 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,090 Betty, it's V. 740 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:50,260 I'm just watching the news. 741 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,260 What happened? 742 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,830 Um... Cash stole from Waltzer, 743 00:42:54,930 --> 00:42:57,800 so Waltzer cut his heart out. 744 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,770 Guess he wasn't a person after all. 745 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,610 V, Cash said that 746 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,470 you took the money. 747 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:09,510 That's not true. 748 00:43:09,610 --> 00:43:12,880 I, I believe you, but... 749 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:17,220 you got to tell Waltzer in person. 750 00:43:22,330 --> 00:43:23,690 Um... 751 00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:26,290 T ell me where you are, 752 00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:28,090 and I'll come to you. 753 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,530 V? 754 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,370 Got to... 755 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,210 Oh, shit. 756 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,850 Got to get out of here. Okay. 757 00:44:01,470 --> 00:44:03,460 Oh! 758 00:44:29,730 --> 00:44:31,430 Excuse me. 759 00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:32,590 Sorry, excuse me. 760 00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:33,800 Thank you. 761 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,630 Who do I need to find? 762 00:44:35,730 --> 00:44:37,070 What am I doing? 763 00:44:37,170 --> 00:44:38,900 Uh, Dad. Dad. 764 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,100 Find Dad. 765 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,550 Um, excuse me. 766 00:44:58,650 --> 00:44:59,590 I'm looking 767 00:44:59,690 --> 00:45:00,590 for Frank's father. 768 00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:02,590 He's a teacher here. 769 00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:05,030 Oh, what's his goddamn name? 770 00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:06,230 His name is, um... 771 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,100 Tom. 772 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,660 Tom, that's his name. 773 00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:38,260 ...the edges on the sedge. 774 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,890 That's one of the ways you can tell... 775 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:41,060 sedges have edges. 776 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,200 Now, if you look at the composition of this soil 777 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,470 closely under a microscope, you could see traces of 778 00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:47,530 thousands and thousands of years of evolution. 779 00:45:47,630 --> 00:45:48,670 Thanks, Mr. Wheeler. 780 00:45:48,770 --> 00:45:49,700 You're welcome, Nate. 781 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,910 - Mr. Wheeler. - Mm-hmm. 782 00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,010 Is this toad flax? 783 00:45:52,110 --> 00:45:53,310 No, that's lmpatiens capensis. 784 00:45:53,410 --> 00:45:54,810 That's also known as touch-me-not. 785 00:45:54,910 --> 00:45:56,580 You guys, I found a touch-me-not. 786 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,210 Untouched, unspoiled, 787 00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:01,020 here in the middle of suburban uniformity, 788 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,220 you can find... a tiny wilderness. 789 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,230 Dad. 790 00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:08,520 Brian, don't be an idiot. 791 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,720 Hey, Dad... whoa. 792 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,660 I need to talk to you 793 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,670 for a second. 794 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:17,570 I didn't know 795 00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:19,130 he had a daughter. 796 00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:21,200 I need you to fix my car. 797 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,140 I was planning on fixing that after school. 798 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,170 I can't wait that long. 799 00:46:24,270 --> 00:46:25,330 I mean, I need to leave town. 800 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,010 I've got to get out of here right now. 801 00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:28,330 T ell me about it, lady. 802 00:46:28,430 --> 00:46:29,880 We all want to get out of here. 803 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:34,110 Are you late for an appointment with a client? 804 00:46:36,590 --> 00:46:39,690 Are you a religious fanatic or something? 805 00:46:39,790 --> 00:46:43,060 No. Why? 806 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,190 Oh... 807 00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:46,560 'cause you're just the most understanding man 808 00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,090 I've ever met. 809 00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:49,860 Thank you. 810 00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:55,340 Wow, look at this place. 811 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,340 What is this? 812 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,110 This is the... T anapaya Wet Lands. 813 00:46:59,210 --> 00:47:00,910 What's left of it. 814 00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:03,580 This is the place that you're trying to save? 815 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,980 Mm-hmm. 816 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,750 It's so beautiful. 817 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:08,620 You think so? 818 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:09,750 Yeah. 819 00:47:09,850 --> 00:47:11,850 Why would anybody want to ruin this? 820 00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:14,020 Well... 821 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,890 Look... 822 00:47:16,990 --> 00:47:18,830 A glossy ibis. 823 00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:26,300 I watch a lot of documentaries on TV. 824 00:47:30,610 --> 00:47:33,940 You know, maybe I don't have to leave. 825 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:40,180 I mean, it's so safe here and nobody knows about this place. 826 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,890 Except you and me. 827 00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:48,120 Just you and me. 828 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:50,290 And the 20 of us. 829 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,130 I'll be home by 4:00. 830 00:47:54,230 --> 00:47:56,030 I could fix your car then. 831 00:47:56,130 --> 00:47:57,540 Okay. 832 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,000 Can you manage on foot? 833 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,340 Yeah, I have this, this, um... 834 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,770 I have this old bike here. 835 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:06,710 Hey, hey, that's my bike. 836 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,110 Oh... 837 00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:13,750 Bye. 838 00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,780 It's her car. It's her car. 839 00:48:24,730 --> 00:48:27,100 What are you doing?! 840 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,300 I'm taking a bath. 841 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,600 Why? 842 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,300 Well, because my boss had his heart ripped out, 843 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,210 and some very bad people are looking for me, 844 00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,080 so I'm staying for a while. 845 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,880 I've seen The Brady Bunch, 846 00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:42,510 nothing bad ever happens to you people. 847 00:48:42,610 --> 00:48:44,680 I told you. 848 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:46,580 You got to get rid of her, she'll tell our parents. 849 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,750 If my dad finds out, I am dead. 850 00:48:47,850 --> 00:48:49,120 They don't even know I lost my bike. 851 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,150 You guys, relax. 852 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:51,180 She's not going to tell. 853 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,190 She's my friend. 854 00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:53,720 She's going to marry my dad. 855 00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:55,340 Marry her? Marry her? 856 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,560 He can't marry her. 857 00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:58,730 No one can marry her, 'cause when people get married 858 00:48:58,830 --> 00:48:59,930 they tell everything. 859 00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:01,370 She'll tell, she'll tell. 860 00:49:01,470 --> 00:49:02,400 They all tell. 861 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,230 Kevin, listen to me. 862 00:49:04,330 --> 00:49:07,240 If she tells, we'll all say it's Frank. 863 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:10,600 Fine. 864 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,230 Brad. 865 00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:16,710 You're wearing my Jacket. 866 00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:21,850 I thought we bet a billion zillion dollars. 867 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:27,280 We need to get a few things straight. 868 00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:32,030 Dad won't be home till 4:00... relax. 869 00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:33,090 Look, here's the deal. 870 00:49:33,190 --> 00:49:34,570 You can stay in my tree fort 871 00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:37,330 and you can play in the house only when Dad's at work. 872 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:38,400 No smoking, 873 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,070 no swearing, and no letting Dad know 874 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:42,570 you're staying here. 875 00:49:42,670 --> 00:49:45,010 And don't take your clothes off for money. 876 00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,700 Anything else? 877 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,420 Yeah, I need some help with my homework. 878 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,920 What's the subject? 879 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,340 How long do you want me to wait? 880 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,020 Until you're more mature, Frank. 881 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,340 A sexual relationship with a woman 882 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,600 is a very, very precious thing. 883 00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:08,530 I was talking about dinner. 884 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:09,560 It's getting cold. 885 00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:13,070 Oh... I knew that. 886 00:50:14,810 --> 00:50:15,870 You ready? 887 00:50:15,970 --> 00:50:16,880 Yeah. 888 00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:19,930 Ready, set, go. 889 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,100 Ah, beat you. 890 00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:57,710 Who was a faster eater, you or Mom? 891 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:01,850 We never raced. 892 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:05,620 What kind of microwave dinners did she like? 893 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,560 We cooked real food. 894 00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:10,090 You miss real food? 895 00:51:10,190 --> 00:51:12,720 How can I? I've never eaten it. 896 00:51:29,850 --> 00:51:32,180 All right, everybody, I want you to sit down. 897 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,750 Okay, come on. 898 00:51:33,850 --> 00:51:36,490 Let's get started. Time. 899 00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:37,890 Sit down. 900 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,360 Do you believe he comes to school with it on? 901 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,330 Frank, are you ready to begin your report? 902 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:56,840 No, not yet. 903 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,940 Owen Meany Junior High. 904 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,240 Just a moment. 905 00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:07,680 Miss Fetch, 906 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:09,750 please report to the office. 907 00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:11,590 You have a phone call. 908 00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:13,150 All right. 909 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,260 Frank, don't do anything until I get back. 910 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,920 Of course. 911 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,900 Let's get started. 912 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 On what? 913 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,100 Started on what? 914 00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:55,890 Hello. 915 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,930 Hello? Hello? 916 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,910 The line is dead. 917 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:09,780 This.. is a woman. 918 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,780 These... are her breasts. 919 00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:17,090 They serve an important 920 00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:20,220 biological function in child-rearing 921 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,490 as both a food source, and headrests. 922 00:53:25,530 --> 00:53:29,830 Size and shape of breasts may vary 923 00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:32,340 from person to person, but number 924 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,310 is constant: one, two. 925 00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:40,540 Please? 926 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,980 Whoa. 927 00:53:58,860 --> 00:53:59,800 Children! 928 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,800 - Who wants me to go on? - Children! 929 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:02,990 Unlock this door. 930 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,320 Now, I didn't want to do this, 931 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,440 but it's part of the assignment. 932 00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:12,810 These... are the ovaries. 933 00:54:21,850 --> 00:54:23,340 That's where the eggs are. 934 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,990 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs... 935 00:54:25,090 --> 00:54:27,340 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. 936 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,330 Each ovary is connected to its very own Fallopian tube, 937 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:31,560 - which swings... - Frank! 938 00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:35,600 ...which swings down sort of like this, 939 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:36,870 like a little freeway. 940 00:54:36,970 --> 00:54:38,430 I want this door open now! 941 00:54:38,530 --> 00:54:39,530 Leading to... 942 00:54:39,630 --> 00:54:42,200 the uterus... about this size baby motel. 943 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:45,040 Just roughly... here. 944 00:54:46,110 --> 00:54:47,310 What? 945 00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:48,040 It tickles. 946 00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:48,940 Oh, sorry. 947 00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:51,050 Where was I? 948 00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:52,920 The uterus. 949 00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:54,150 Excuse me? 950 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,590 "This size baby motel." 951 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:57,120 Oh, right, right. 952 00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:00,360 Which brings us to... intercourse. 953 00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:01,760 Whoa! 954 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,660 May I have a volunteer from the class? 955 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,450 Here's something; what do you think? 956 00:55:24,550 --> 00:55:25,820 Mmm... 957 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,880 Okay, how about this one? 958 00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:29,150 This is nice. 959 00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,590 I don't know. 960 00:55:30,690 --> 00:55:35,760 I, I don't think that I, I should wear her clothes. 961 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:36,960 V? 962 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,090 Yeah. 963 00:55:38,190 --> 00:55:39,360 Is it true 964 00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:41,600 there's a place on a woman you can touch 965 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:43,330 to make her completely insane? 966 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,230 Where did you hear that? 967 00:55:47,330 --> 00:55:49,210 A magazine. 968 00:55:49,310 --> 00:55:52,440 Um, well... 969 00:55:52,540 --> 00:55:55,010 Don't count on it. 970 00:55:55,110 --> 00:55:56,950 Okay. 971 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,080 How about this one? 972 00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:04,450 Like it? 973 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,050 You know what I like about you? 974 00:56:32,150 --> 00:56:34,920 Every time I think of you, you appear. 975 00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:42,930 Listen, if you're not rushing off to see a client... 976 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:44,790 No. 977 00:56:44,890 --> 00:56:47,060 Not in this dress. 978 00:56:49,770 --> 00:56:51,350 Maybe we could have dinner together. 979 00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:52,840 - Yes. - Really? 980 00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:55,100 Yes. Yes. 981 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,480 Okay. 982 00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:00,140 I'm just going to change, okay? 983 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,310 Yeah. 984 00:57:01,410 --> 00:57:02,510 - Vicki? - No. 985 00:57:02,610 --> 00:57:04,080 - Valerie? - No. 986 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,150 Virginia? 987 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,250 Hmm-mm. 988 00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:07,510 West Virginia. 989 00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:20,930 - Yeah? - Yeah. 990 00:57:21,030 --> 00:57:23,030 He's changing right now. 991 00:57:23,130 --> 00:57:24,320 I saw. 992 00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:26,030 He's ironing like crazy. 993 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:28,970 What are you all dolled up for? 994 00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:30,140 I'm not. 995 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,310 Are you coming with us? 996 00:57:31,410 --> 00:57:35,010 Gross! I have my own life, thank you very much. 997 00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:39,450 Is that cologne that you're wearing? 998 00:57:39,550 --> 00:57:40,610 No. 999 00:57:40,710 --> 00:57:41,990 Are you going on a date? 1000 00:57:42,090 --> 00:57:44,590 Nah. Just practicing. 1001 00:57:44,690 --> 00:57:45,690 What? 1002 00:57:45,790 --> 00:57:47,520 Being cool, in case I run into Stacy. 1003 00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:49,030 Oh. 1004 00:57:49,130 --> 00:57:51,340 Do you have something to give her? 1005 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,790 Is that a rule? 1006 00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,600 No, but it should be. 1007 00:57:56,700 --> 00:58:00,070 I mean, girls and gifts... it's kind of the same word. 1008 00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,340 Here, give her this. 1009 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,470 I can't take this. 1010 00:58:02,570 --> 00:58:04,290 Why not? 1011 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,470 I'm not giving this to anyone. 1012 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,540 I'll keep it with me always. 1013 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,980 Yeah? 1014 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,010 Thanks. 1015 00:58:12,110 --> 00:58:14,070 You're welcome. 1016 00:58:17,890 --> 00:58:21,220 I never had time to be lonely. 1017 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,420 You know, I had Frank to take care of, 1018 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,690 and I guess I buried myself in my work. 1019 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:29,460 Other than Frank, the wetlands mean everything to me. 1020 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,090 Yeah. 1021 00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:36,070 Oh, look, honey, it's Frank's dad. 1022 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:38,080 I wonder who that woman is. 1023 00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:40,040 She's a hooker. 1024 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:42,940 Honey...! 1025 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,550 I can't believe I'm saying all this to you. 1026 00:58:45,650 --> 00:58:46,680 Why? 1027 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:48,450 I'm normally not like this. 1028 00:58:48,550 --> 00:58:50,580 I'm not at ease with new people. 1029 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,120 No? Neither am l. 1030 00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:53,350 - Really? - Yeah, 1031 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,730 and in my line of work, that's a problem. 1032 00:58:55,830 --> 00:58:57,460 Well, how do you deal with it? 1033 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,060 Well, let's see. 1034 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,530 When I'm with someone new, 1035 00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:05,300 I pretend like I'm with someone that I love, 1036 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,210 and that helps me get through it. 1037 00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:09,930 Oh...! 1038 00:59:11,710 --> 00:59:15,670 I don't think I've ever met a more dedicated teacher. 1039 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:21,450 I don't think anyone's ever looked at what I do that way. 1040 00:59:21,550 --> 00:59:22,820 Well, why not? 1041 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,790 Just because you don't do it in the classroom? 1042 00:59:26,890 --> 00:59:29,220 You know, you're an amazing man. 1043 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:40,600 Right now... with me... 1044 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,800 What? 1045 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,970 Were you pretending? 1046 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:44,070 Pretending? 1047 00:59:44,170 --> 00:59:46,840 That you're with someone else? 1048 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:48,440 Someone you love? 1049 00:59:48,540 --> 00:59:52,750 No. I don't have to pretend anything with you. 1050 00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:56,780 Mmm, Holly, isn't that your little friend's dad? 1051 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,220 Yeah. 1052 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,520 I wonder who he's with? 1053 00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:02,190 It's his sister. 1054 01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:08,530 I, I feel a-a strong, almost mammalian pull 1055 01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:09,860 towards you. 1056 01:00:11,470 --> 01:00:15,170 You mean like how the moon pulls the tides? 1057 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:18,700 Yes. Yes, just like that. 1058 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,440 Are you sure you don't mean his sister-in-law? 1059 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:24,880 No. It's his sister. 1060 01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:26,610 Oh, well, I think that's sweet. 1061 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,850 They must be a very affectionate family. 1062 01:00:28,950 --> 01:00:30,980 You two could learn something from them 1063 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,290 about just how close a brother and sister 1064 01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:35,320 can be. 1065 01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:38,730 No one's ever said anything like that to me before. 1066 01:00:38,830 --> 01:00:39,790 Say it again. 1067 01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:40,860 What? 1068 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,030 The mammal word. 1069 01:00:42,130 --> 01:00:44,000 Mammalian. 1070 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,130 Yes, that's it. 1071 01:00:46,370 --> 01:00:48,900 What does that mean? 1072 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,570 Mammals are warm-blooded creatures. 1073 01:00:50,670 --> 01:00:52,840 Warm? 1074 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:54,010 Very warm. 1075 01:00:54,110 --> 01:00:55,170 Yes? 1076 01:00:56,410 --> 01:00:57,820 Yes. 1077 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,410 Very, very warm? 1078 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:14,160 There's no way I'm doing that. 1079 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:19,900 - We should go. - We should go. 1080 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,570 Um... where? 1081 01:01:22,670 --> 01:01:25,510 Well, uh... we're going to be late. 1082 01:01:25,610 --> 01:01:27,340 Oh. Okay. 1083 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,850 We have reservations. 1084 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:30,440 Yeah. 1085 01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,290 Tom. 1086 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:39,350 Judy. 1087 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,380 Hi. 1088 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,890 Kevin. 1089 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,190 V. 1090 01:01:44,290 --> 01:01:46,230 You know this woman, son? 1091 01:01:46,330 --> 01:01:47,960 Not as well as we know 1092 01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:49,860 each other, Mr. Smith. 1093 01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:55,070 You... know her, Father? 1094 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,770 Uh, no... no, no, no, no. 1095 01:01:56,870 --> 01:02:00,480 No, you must be confusing me with someone else. 1096 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:03,580 No, I may have the name wrong, but I never forget a face. 1097 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,280 My name is V, like the letter. 1098 01:02:05,380 --> 01:02:07,050 Your husband and I did business 1099 01:02:07,150 --> 01:02:08,490 together once. 1100 01:02:08,590 --> 01:02:11,320 Oh, yes, yes... of course. 1101 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:13,990 Yes, I'm sorry, of course, yes. 1102 01:02:14,090 --> 01:02:17,230 Uh, V is a, um... a dance instructor. 1103 01:02:17,330 --> 01:02:19,130 She, she taught me how to dance. 1104 01:02:19,230 --> 01:02:21,530 Dance? You teach dance and you tutor math? 1105 01:02:21,630 --> 01:02:22,760 Isn't that wonderful? 1106 01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:25,470 We should all go out dancing together sometime. 1107 01:02:25,570 --> 01:02:27,300 Oh, yes, let's do it soon. 1108 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,870 Maybe V could teach us a couple of things. 1109 01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:31,040 Uh, she can't. 1110 01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:33,140 Um... she's retired. 1111 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,270 Listen, 1112 01:02:34,370 --> 01:02:35,780 it was really nice to see you, 1113 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,310 but we've really got to get going. 1114 01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:39,150 Good to see you. 1115 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,920 Okay, bye-bye. 1116 01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:44,450 Huh. It's a small... 1117 01:02:44,550 --> 01:02:47,260 V. 1118 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,160 V. 1119 01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,970 Stop it. What are you doing? 1120 01:02:57,070 --> 01:02:58,270 You said you fixed it. 1121 01:02:58,370 --> 01:02:59,570 What's wrong with you? 1122 01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:02,320 I thought things were different, but I was wrong. 1123 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,040 - What happened? - I have to go. 1124 01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:05,210 I don't understand. 1125 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:07,210 I know... that's why I have to go! 1126 01:03:07,310 --> 01:03:08,510 Well, let me take you. 1127 01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:11,280 Do you even know where I live? 1128 01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,850 No, I don't; I have no idea. 1129 01:03:12,950 --> 01:03:15,180 Do you want to see where I live? 1130 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,450 - Yeah. - Follow me. 1131 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:27,920 Why are we climbing this tree? 1132 01:03:34,970 --> 01:03:36,710 What, may I ask, are you doing 1133 01:03:36,810 --> 01:03:38,510 living in my son's tree house? 1134 01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:41,610 T ake off your pants; then I'll tell you. 1135 01:03:41,710 --> 01:03:43,280 Why do I have to take off my pants? 1136 01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:44,340 Because in my experience, 1137 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,780 men are better listeners when they're not wearing pants, 1138 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,620 and I have something personal to tell you, 1139 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,450 and I don't want you to be able to get away. 1140 01:03:50,550 --> 01:03:52,320 Okay. 1141 01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,120 Fine. 1142 01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:55,990 I'm taking off my pants. 1143 01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:57,560 This better be good. 1144 01:03:57,660 --> 01:04:00,380 Nobody's ever treated me the way you treat me. 1145 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,700 How am I treating you? 1146 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,170 Like a person. 1147 01:04:03,270 --> 01:04:05,170 How does everybody else treat you? 1148 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:07,600 Like a hooker. 1149 01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:10,010 W-W-W-Why would they do that? 1150 01:04:10,110 --> 01:04:12,640 Because I am a hooker. 1151 01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:19,010 W-What do you mean by that, exactly? 1152 01:04:19,110 --> 01:04:21,050 Frank told me he told you. 1153 01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,280 What? 1154 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,590 I'm a prostitute. 1155 01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:25,340 Men pay me to have sex with them. 1156 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,620 Well, then, what, may I ask, are you doing 1157 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,460 teaching math to seventh graders?! 1158 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,190 I don't teach math. 1159 01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:33,430 No, no, Frank told me you were a math tutor. 1160 01:04:33,530 --> 01:04:35,830 Well, he told me that he told you I was a hooker, 1161 01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,130 and that you didn't care. 1162 01:04:37,230 --> 01:04:38,470 My son bought me a hooker? 1163 01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:39,600 Give me back my pants. 1164 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,350 No, he didn't buy me for you! 1165 01:04:42,450 --> 01:04:43,880 Oh, what a relief. 1166 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,340 He just wants me to marry you. 1167 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,110 You said I looked like Grace Kelly. 1168 01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:49,580 Who told you that? 1169 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,550 Frank. He probably lied about that, too. 1170 01:04:51,650 --> 01:04:55,380 No, he didn't. I... 1171 01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:58,590 I did say that. 1172 01:04:58,690 --> 01:05:00,290 You know, I thought you were different. 1173 01:05:00,390 --> 01:05:01,660 I thought you were understanding. 1174 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,820 I am understanding. 1175 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,890 Boy, am I understanding. 1176 01:05:03,990 --> 01:05:06,130 That would explain why you looked at me that way. 1177 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:07,630 I looked at you that way 1178 01:05:07,730 --> 01:05:09,730 because you looked at me that way. 1179 01:05:09,830 --> 01:05:10,830 What way?! 1180 01:05:10,930 --> 01:05:12,970 Like I was somebody. 1181 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:14,070 Well, you are somebody. 1182 01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:15,170 We're both somebodies. 1183 01:05:15,270 --> 01:05:16,240 Let me out of here. 1184 01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:17,610 How do you open this thing? 1185 01:05:17,710 --> 01:05:19,510 I'm an adult somebody teacher, 1186 01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:21,710 and you're an adult somebody hooker 1187 01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:23,510 that I'm supposed to marry. 1188 01:05:27,850 --> 01:05:28,810 You should've told me. 1189 01:05:28,910 --> 01:05:29,820 I tried to. 1190 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,090 You should've tried harder. 1191 01:05:31,190 --> 01:05:32,220 Look, Dad, you always say 1192 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,020 it's not what you do, it's who you are. 1193 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,340 But there's a vast difference 1194 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,990 between being a math tutor... Dad! Dad! 1195 01:05:37,090 --> 01:05:38,190 There was no "but." 1196 01:05:38,290 --> 01:05:39,630 I know you're trying to help me. 1197 01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:41,030 Ah, Dad, she's the right woman. 1198 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:42,500 Well, what's so right about her? 1199 01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:49,170 I took a test in this magazine. 1200 01:05:49,270 --> 01:05:51,180 "Are you Your Mate's Perfect Woman?" 1201 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,440 She scores a 98 1202 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:54,240 out of a possible 100, losing one point 1203 01:05:54,340 --> 01:05:55,710 because she's a total stranger, 1204 01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:57,850 and the other 'cause your entire relationship 1205 01:05:57,950 --> 01:05:59,180 is based on a lie. 1206 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,190 What, you only lose one point for that? 1207 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,020 It says it's not very important. 1208 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,580 What could possibly be more important? 1209 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,960 She's a grown-up, she has a job, 1210 01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:07,790 she's independent, she's good with money, 1211 01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:10,490 she's funny, she doesn't swear anymore... 1212 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:11,930 I talked to her about that... 1213 01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:14,400 she watches cartoons, and she likes ice cream, 1214 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,130 and she fits into Mom's clothes. 1215 01:06:16,230 --> 01:06:19,300 I knew that dress looked familiar. 1216 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,340 And she likes you, Dad... that's the best part! 1217 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,810 Where did you learn to be like this? 1218 01:06:24,910 --> 01:06:26,400 From you. 1219 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:57,340 So... 1220 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,740 what does the magazine say? 1221 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,610 I mean, what am I supposed to do now? 1222 01:07:00,710 --> 01:07:02,950 Call her. 1223 01:07:03,050 --> 01:07:05,410 On what? 1224 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:15,320 V? 1225 01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:18,620 V? 1226 01:07:21,870 --> 01:07:24,130 She's not picking up. 1227 01:07:25,370 --> 01:07:26,770 V?! 1228 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:30,810 Oh! 1229 01:07:30,910 --> 01:07:33,210 Geez! 1230 01:07:42,390 --> 01:07:44,320 V, don't go. 1231 01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:46,920 I thought that you were my friend, 1232 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:49,390 but you're not... you're a liar. 1233 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,340 Wait a minute. 1234 01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,340 I want to talk to you. 1235 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,340 Stay away from me. 1236 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:01,770 I'm the one who should be angry. 1237 01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:02,940 I'm the one who was deceived. 1238 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,100 I am not angry. 1239 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,170 I just want to get out of here. 1240 01:08:06,270 --> 01:08:07,940 I don't like the suburbs. 1241 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,280 Car doesn't work. 1242 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:11,280 Keep it. 1243 01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,680 It isn't mine anyway. 1244 01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:04,360 Diaphragm. 1245 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:10,970 It's a locket. 1246 01:09:11,070 --> 01:09:14,040 Somebody's empty locket. 1247 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:17,100 That's kind of sad. 1248 01:09:18,150 --> 01:09:19,950 It's my locket. 1249 01:09:20,050 --> 01:09:22,120 I gave it to him. 1250 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:25,090 He said he would keep it forever. 1251 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:36,360 It's a picture of his mom. 1252 01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:44,540 I didn't even know he had this. 1253 01:09:45,580 --> 01:09:49,980 She didn't look at all like Grace Kelly. 1254 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,110 Neither do I, for that matter. 1255 01:09:53,210 --> 01:09:55,780 You do to me. 1256 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,260 I don't want to have sex with you, you know. 1257 01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:14,570 I don't want to have sex with you, either. 1258 01:10:16,610 --> 01:10:21,010 I never really thought that she looked like Grace Kelly. 1259 01:10:21,110 --> 01:10:26,350 It was just the quality that she had... a feeling. 1260 01:10:26,450 --> 01:10:29,520 And then it became a game with Frank and me... 1261 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:32,720 who did and didn't have that... this quality. 1262 01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:36,750 It was so hard for me to talk about her. 1263 01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:43,530 It was the only way I could let Frank know... about her. 1264 01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:46,400 T ell me how you met. 1265 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,370 We knew each other in high school, and... 1266 01:10:49,470 --> 01:10:52,040 actually, it was junior high school. 1267 01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:55,980 I remember the first time I saw her. 1268 01:10:57,010 --> 01:10:59,280 Yeah? 1269 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,590 She was leaning on the kitchen counter 1270 01:11:02,690 --> 01:11:05,050 talking on the telephone. 1271 01:11:07,730 --> 01:11:09,990 We were at a dance. 1272 01:11:10,090 --> 01:11:12,330 A dance? 1273 01:11:12,430 --> 01:11:15,500 I never went to a dance. 1274 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,500 Why not? 1275 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,870 'Cause I left home when I was 14. 1276 01:11:22,910 --> 01:11:26,240 I missed my whole life. 1277 01:11:39,490 --> 01:11:44,050 If I'm the first, you know, this might hurt a bit. 1278 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,360 You trying to be funny? 1279 01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:51,200 I'm not talking about sex. 1280 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:54,640 What are you talking about? 1281 01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:57,270 I want to make love with you. 1282 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,670 Eve, Eve... 1283 01:12:29,770 --> 01:12:32,180 Eve's my middle name. 1284 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:33,940 And, l... 1285 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:38,510 I changed it because it just sounded too Biblical, 1286 01:12:38,610 --> 01:12:42,350 so I took off the Es. 1287 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,090 This hurts. 1288 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:31,400 Ow! Ooch! Damn it! 1289 01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:46,780 Yes, hello. 1290 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,450 Did you have somebody in mind, sir? 1291 01:13:51,550 --> 01:13:53,120 I have someone in mind. 1292 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,190 Her name is V. 1293 01:13:54,290 --> 01:13:55,360 V? 1294 01:13:55,460 --> 01:13:58,530 We don't know where she-she is. 1295 01:13:58,630 --> 01:14:01,030 That's bullshit! 1296 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:02,660 That's bullshit. 1297 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,700 Oh, I saw her tonight, in Middleton. 1298 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,140 You saw her in Middleton? 1299 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,300 Middleton? 1300 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:08,570 What address? 1301 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,330 He-he hung up. 1302 01:14:13,430 --> 01:14:14,480 Of course. 1303 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,640 He hung up. 1304 01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:17,510 Well, she shouldn't be too hard to find. 1305 01:14:47,810 --> 01:14:50,370 Good morning, Frank. Good morning, Frank. 1306 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,010 Did I miss something? 1307 01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:53,180 You sure did. 1308 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,650 V and I have been in the wetlands 1309 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:56,020 collecting samples since dawn. 1310 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,690 Excuse me, I have to get something 1311 01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,250 out of the garbage. 1312 01:15:10,370 --> 01:15:13,070 You looking for this? 1313 01:15:16,070 --> 01:15:18,140 I'm sorry I lied. 1314 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,240 But you said the truth gets you in trouble. 1315 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:23,080 Yeah. 1316 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:24,640 Are you staying? 1317 01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:26,580 For a while. 1318 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,330 As my mom? 1319 01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:31,190 No, not as your mom. 1320 01:15:31,290 --> 01:15:32,960 Well, then, as what? 1321 01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:37,930 Um... as a friend of the family. 1322 01:15:38,030 --> 01:15:39,860 That'll do. 1323 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,170 Good. Come on. 1324 01:15:42,270 --> 01:15:44,730 There's just one more thing. 1325 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,180 Okay, now, I want you to just watch my feet, 1326 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,080 and listen to the music, okay? 1327 01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:02,290 See? 1328 01:16:02,390 --> 01:16:03,790 Now, you try. 1329 01:16:03,890 --> 01:16:06,290 Move your feet. 1330 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:09,160 I said move your feet, Frank. 1331 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:11,730 I am moving my feet. 1332 01:16:11,830 --> 01:16:13,290 Okay. 1333 01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:15,300 New deal. 1334 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,130 Um... 1335 01:16:17,230 --> 01:16:20,270 Don't move your feet, okay? 1336 01:16:20,370 --> 01:16:22,970 Just sort of sway your hips from side to side. 1337 01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:24,740 I don't want to move my hips... 1338 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,710 that's how it all starts. 1339 01:16:25,810 --> 01:16:26,710 What? 1340 01:16:26,810 --> 01:16:27,980 Sex. 1341 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,510 I've decided it's an evil scheme. 1342 01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:31,450 Well, what can you do with your body? 1343 01:16:31,550 --> 01:16:33,420 I mean, something where you have to... 1344 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,550 touch somebody else and move at the same time. 1345 01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:40,620 I-I can thumb wrestle. 1346 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:41,960 Okay. That's good. 1347 01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:43,790 All right, that's a start. 1348 01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:45,990 Better watch out... I'm pretty good. 1349 01:16:46,090 --> 01:16:48,600 One, two, three, four. 1350 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,330 Now we start the thumb war. 1351 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,070 Got you. 1352 01:17:01,170 --> 01:17:02,040 - No, you didn't. - Got you. 1353 01:17:09,090 --> 01:17:10,390 Come on. 1354 01:17:10,490 --> 01:17:12,480 Yeah! 1355 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,310 Frank? 1356 01:17:16,410 --> 01:17:17,590 Whoa...! 1357 01:17:17,690 --> 01:17:18,490 Frank. 1358 01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:19,460 Yeah? 1359 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,060 You're dancing. 1360 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,860 You're dancing, dude. 1361 01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:29,470 Good morning. 1362 01:17:29,570 --> 01:17:30,980 Good morning. 1363 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,130 Nice day, isn't it? 1364 01:17:41,650 --> 01:17:43,990 Sour cream and onion. 1365 01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:45,490 Popsicles? 1366 01:17:45,590 --> 01:17:47,160 Sure. 1367 01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:48,320 Pretzels? 1368 01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:49,830 Yeah. 1369 01:17:49,930 --> 01:17:51,890 Oh, Fluff. 1370 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,870 Hi. How are you? 1371 01:17:55,970 --> 01:17:57,300 Great. 1372 01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:16,790 Excuse me, ma'am. 1373 01:18:16,890 --> 01:18:18,590 Have you seen this woman? 1374 01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:19,750 It's important. 1375 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:24,560 Well, take your time. I've got all day. 1376 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:25,590 No... 1377 01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:27,430 I can't say as I have. 1378 01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:29,470 Sorry. 1379 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,610 I beg your pardon... 1380 01:18:38,710 --> 01:18:41,740 Mom? Can I have the new Cosmo, please? 1381 01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:45,580 My mom... she's the greatest. 1382 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,800 Where are we going so fast? 1383 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:03,800 You're going home. 1384 01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:05,870 I'm taking the fastest way out of here. 1385 01:19:05,970 --> 01:19:07,600 But he didn't even recognize you. 1386 01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:09,970 For all he knows, you're a million miles away. 1387 01:19:10,070 --> 01:19:12,010 He doesn't know my dad can't fix cars. 1388 01:19:12,110 --> 01:19:14,510 I'm not staying, Frank. 1389 01:19:20,350 --> 01:19:22,220 So, this is what it's like. 1390 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,520 What do you mean? 1391 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:26,280 T o have a mom. 1392 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:37,230 You look cool, Frank. 1393 01:19:37,330 --> 01:19:39,570 You look very, very cool. 1394 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:44,010 And tonight, Stacy's going to think 1395 01:19:44,110 --> 01:19:46,330 you look very cool, too. 1396 01:19:46,430 --> 01:19:48,710 V, don't go. 1397 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,260 It's going to be fun. Come on. 1398 01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:51,370 Oh, shit! 1399 01:21:51,470 --> 01:21:53,400 Frank! V! 1400 01:21:53,510 --> 01:21:56,810 Frank! V! 1401 01:21:56,910 --> 01:21:59,310 I found out what's wrong with the car! 1402 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:01,180 Frank! 1403 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,440 Frank? V? 1404 01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:06,080 Frank? 1405 01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,750 Where is everybody? 1406 01:24:00,370 --> 01:24:01,960 What happened to you? 1407 01:24:02,060 --> 01:24:04,590 I stopped washing... completely. 1408 01:24:08,010 --> 01:24:09,240 You smell. 1409 01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:11,680 I will no longer be my father's dupe. 1410 01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:13,810 You don't look so good yourself. 1411 01:24:13,910 --> 01:24:14,880 What's up? 1412 01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,410 Lots of things. 1413 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,920 I mean, Stacy loves Brad, 1414 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:20,610 which makes me feel like I can't breathe. 1415 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:22,920 Mm. 1416 01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:24,750 It'd be different if V were here. 1417 01:24:24,850 --> 01:24:28,420 Really? 1418 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:29,860 Think so, huh? 1419 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,300 And what would you do if V were here? 1420 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,630 I'd ask her to dance. 1421 01:24:34,730 --> 01:24:37,600 Prove it. 1422 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:57,380 Frank. 1423 01:24:57,490 --> 01:25:00,050 Couldn't leave without saying good-bye. 1424 01:25:00,150 --> 01:25:01,760 Would you like to dance? 1425 01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:03,310 I thought you didn't know how. 1426 01:25:03,410 --> 01:25:04,830 I don't. 1427 01:25:04,930 --> 01:25:07,230 Well, what do you do at a dance if you can't dance? 1428 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,130 I thumb wrestle. 1429 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,180 - Look, sweetie. - Huh? 1430 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,910 It's your dance instructor. 1431 01:25:21,010 --> 01:25:22,070 Oh... 1432 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:32,850 Oh, yes! 1433 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,240 She's very good, isn't she? 1434 01:25:53,340 --> 01:25:55,480 Hmm? Yes. Yes. 1435 01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:58,570 Oh, yes. 1436 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,460 He can dance. 1437 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:11,050 He can dance really well. 1438 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,460 She's a math tutor. 1439 01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,730 Can she solve multivariable equations? 1440 01:26:17,830 --> 01:26:20,000 What are the odds of finding another woman with that body 1441 01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:22,440 and those skills? 1442 01:26:58,080 --> 01:26:59,780 Here comes my Jacket. 1443 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,480 I think he likes you. 1444 01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:03,010 Think he does? 1445 01:27:03,110 --> 01:27:06,450 - Hi. - Hi. 1446 01:27:06,550 --> 01:27:09,510 Would you like this? 1447 01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:20,190 Would you like to dance? 1448 01:27:33,710 --> 01:27:35,540 Did I miss something? 1449 01:27:51,830 --> 01:27:55,200 Mine. 1450 01:28:00,340 --> 01:28:01,400 Wait right here. 1451 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:03,640 - Wait, wait, Robert. - Don't move. 1452 01:28:03,740 --> 01:28:06,510 What are you, what are you going to do? 1453 01:28:06,610 --> 01:28:10,710 I'm going to the sock hop... whatever that is. 1454 01:28:10,810 --> 01:28:14,520 I have something important to tell you. 1455 01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:18,790 You don't want me to leave? 1456 01:28:18,890 --> 01:28:21,960 Right, I don't want you to leave, but... 1457 01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:24,020 there's something else, too. 1458 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:27,660 You've got a lot of nerve 1459 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,890 bringing a slut like this into our school. 1460 01:28:41,110 --> 01:28:42,910 You turned my son into a pig. 1461 01:28:44,550 --> 01:28:45,480 Yeah, but he's a... 1462 01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:46,490 ...happy 1463 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:47,490 ...pig. 1464 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,490 There are children here. 1465 01:28:49,590 --> 01:28:52,320 There are children here! 1466 01:28:52,420 --> 01:28:55,050 Fight, fight, fight... 1467 01:28:58,630 --> 01:29:00,960 I'm happy to see you, V. 1468 01:29:02,030 --> 01:29:04,170 Yeah. It's a real gun. 1469 01:29:04,270 --> 01:29:05,170 Hey! Hey-hey-hey. 1470 01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:06,840 Whoa! Whoa-whoa, come on, come on. 1471 01:29:06,940 --> 01:29:08,240 I'd ask you to dance, but... 1472 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,780 seems you got the last geezer in a bit of trouble. 1473 01:29:19,790 --> 01:29:22,190 You thought you could take my money and get away with it? 1474 01:29:22,290 --> 01:29:24,090 Well, my little bluebird, you thought wrong. 1475 01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:25,460 You know I wouldn't steal from you, Waltzer. 1476 01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:26,510 Oh? 1477 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,090 Waltzer... 1478 01:29:33,190 --> 01:29:34,400 You think I'm stupid, is that it? 1479 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:35,700 - No. - I know the whole story. 1480 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:36,900 Cash steals from me. 1481 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,640 He hides $250,000 in the gas tank of his car. 1482 01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:40,700 I hated Cash. 1483 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:42,040 You stole his car, and then it's my money 1484 01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:43,340 that's paying for your nice little life 1485 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,780 - in the suburbs. - No, I wouldn't do that. 1486 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:45,910 I wouldn't do anything like that. 1487 01:29:46,010 --> 01:29:47,080 Oh, yeah? 1488 01:29:47,180 --> 01:29:48,140 - Give me your best shot. - Really? 1489 01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:49,310 - Give me your best shot. - Yeah? 1490 01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:57,220 Now, here's the best part. 1491 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:59,720 Are you listening? Get this, Cloth Ears. 1492 01:29:59,820 --> 01:30:01,660 One: I kill Cash, I kill you... 1493 01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:03,090 I get my money back. 1494 01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:04,100 All right? 1495 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,430 I love happy endings. 1496 01:30:05,530 --> 01:30:06,830 Wait a minute... there's money in the car? 1497 01:30:06,930 --> 01:30:09,500 "Wait a minute... there's money in the..." 1498 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,200 It's still there. 1499 01:30:20,110 --> 01:30:21,340 Come on, come on! 1500 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:22,440 What? What? 1501 01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:23,650 Hey, Mister, I know a shortcut. 1502 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:24,650 Fire? 1503 01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,950 I don't like fire! 1504 01:30:27,050 --> 01:30:29,650 Come on, this way, over here, come on! 1505 01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:30,990 Thanks, Sonny Jim. 1506 01:30:31,090 --> 01:30:33,930 Oh, my God... it's a closet. 1507 01:30:34,030 --> 01:30:35,120 Yes! 1508 01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:37,290 I don't like closets! 1509 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:39,690 It's dark in here! 1510 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,340 Come on! 1511 01:30:45,450 --> 01:30:46,470 Come on! 1512 01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:54,300 - There it is... let's go! - Okay. 1513 01:30:57,050 --> 01:30:59,480 Little bastards. 1514 01:30:59,580 --> 01:31:01,380 Who's driving? 1515 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,590 Frank! Frank, you let me drive. 1516 01:31:05,690 --> 01:31:08,020 Let's go! 1517 01:31:09,330 --> 01:31:10,560 Yes! 1518 01:31:10,660 --> 01:31:12,160 There's no bloody fire! 1519 01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:13,730 Get out the bloody way! 1520 01:31:13,830 --> 01:31:15,030 There's no fire... 1521 01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,110 Get out... come on, get out the bloody way. 1522 01:31:23,210 --> 01:31:24,160 Get out of the way! 1523 01:31:27,480 --> 01:31:30,610 What the bloody hell happened, huh?! 1524 01:31:30,710 --> 01:31:34,320 Well... some very small person took the car, 1525 01:31:34,420 --> 01:31:36,480 but I broke a nail, which is... 1526 01:31:36,580 --> 01:31:37,520 Broke a nail? 1527 01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:39,250 I'll break your bloody neck. 1528 01:31:39,350 --> 01:31:40,460 - Get in there. - Ow! 1529 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,160 You're not even worth the price of a bullet. 1530 01:31:42,260 --> 01:31:43,560 Oh, yes, I am. 1531 01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:45,160 Oh, no, you're not! 1532 01:31:45,260 --> 01:31:46,890 Oh, yes, I am. 1533 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:50,060 You're not. 1534 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:51,100 Am, too! 1535 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,130 Not! 1536 01:31:52,230 --> 01:31:53,170 Am, too! 1537 01:31:53,270 --> 01:31:54,640 Shut up! You're not! 1538 01:31:57,940 --> 01:31:59,010 Slow down! 1539 01:31:59,110 --> 01:32:00,070 I can't reach the pedals 1540 01:32:00,170 --> 01:32:01,550 and steer at the same time! 1541 01:32:01,650 --> 01:32:02,850 I've got some major cruise control 1542 01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:03,750 going here! 1543 01:32:03,850 --> 01:32:05,680 All right, you steer, I'll do pedals. 1544 01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:06,680 Good idea! 1545 01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:08,620 No, bad idea. Let me drive! 1546 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:10,920 You can't drive from the back seat... it's illegal! 1547 01:32:11,020 --> 01:32:12,120 Look out, look out! 1548 01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:18,260 Oh, oh... 1549 01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:19,600 This is the sidewalk! 1550 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:21,060 Sidewalk? 1551 01:32:23,130 --> 01:32:24,260 Oh, people! 1552 01:32:30,310 --> 01:32:31,440 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1553 01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:32,880 That was part of the car! 1554 01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:34,080 Brake! Brake! 1555 01:32:34,180 --> 01:32:35,580 Gas! 1556 01:32:36,650 --> 01:32:38,110 Brake. 1557 01:32:38,210 --> 01:32:39,980 Gas! Gas... he's coming! 1558 01:32:41,890 --> 01:32:44,480 Oh, my God! Jesus! 1559 01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:46,890 Here comes the pimp-mobile. 1560 01:32:46,990 --> 01:32:47,790 Brake! 1561 01:32:47,860 --> 01:32:49,320 Gas, gas! 1562 01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:03,200 All right! I see it, I see it! 1563 01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:12,010 Wait, left! 1564 01:33:12,110 --> 01:33:13,950 Um, um, um, um... 1565 01:33:14,050 --> 01:33:15,140 - Right! - No, left! 1566 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,160 Left! 1567 01:33:21,030 --> 01:33:23,590 You know that thing on the car... well, it's gone. 1568 01:33:23,690 --> 01:33:25,290 Do we need it? 1569 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,190 Let me drive! 1570 01:33:30,540 --> 01:33:32,030 You broke the car! 1571 01:33:32,130 --> 01:33:32,930 Go right! 1572 01:33:34,570 --> 01:33:36,200 You lost the steering wheel? 1573 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:39,010 Who's smoking? 1574 01:33:39,110 --> 01:33:40,310 It's the car! 1575 01:33:46,790 --> 01:33:49,080 That mad, frigging tart! 1576 01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:52,860 Sounds like a train. 1577 01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:54,450 I think it is a train. 1578 01:33:54,550 --> 01:33:56,320 Well, what's it doing? 1579 01:33:57,900 --> 01:33:58,930 Oh, nothing. 1580 01:33:59,030 --> 01:34:00,230 Oh, my God! 1581 01:34:01,870 --> 01:34:03,130 Brake! We'll never make it! 1582 01:34:03,230 --> 01:34:05,540 No, go, go! 1583 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:06,840 We'll make it! Faster! 1584 01:34:06,940 --> 01:34:07,870 Brake! 1585 01:34:07,970 --> 01:34:09,430 Make up your minds! 1586 01:34:12,180 --> 01:34:13,700 All right, all right! 1587 01:34:14,810 --> 01:34:15,710 Brake! 1588 01:34:15,810 --> 01:34:16,800 Gas! 1589 01:34:18,450 --> 01:34:19,750 Oh, my God! 1590 01:34:30,260 --> 01:34:31,200 What happened? 1591 01:34:31,300 --> 01:34:32,100 Fire! 1592 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:32,960 She's going to blow! 1593 01:34:33,630 --> 01:34:34,760 It's a fire. Get out! 1594 01:34:34,860 --> 01:34:36,270 Get out! 1595 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:39,970 Ow, you big jerk! 1596 01:34:40,070 --> 01:34:41,470 You could have killed me. 1597 01:34:43,070 --> 01:34:44,870 Jesus... 1598 01:34:44,970 --> 01:34:46,600 She's going to blow! 1599 01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:50,180 Get away! 1600 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:51,080 Come on, get out, Frank. 1601 01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:54,050 Pull, pull! Get him out! 1602 01:34:54,150 --> 01:34:54,950 Get him out of here! 1603 01:34:55,020 --> 01:34:57,110 Get him out! 1604 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:19,500 They're children, you big dope! 1605 01:35:30,820 --> 01:35:34,060 Oh, God... they blew up 1606 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,290 my bloody money! 1607 01:35:38,030 --> 01:35:39,560 When I find her 1608 01:35:39,660 --> 01:35:42,530 I'm going to rip her face off and put it in a jar. 1609 01:35:42,630 --> 01:35:43,830 Get in the car! 1610 01:35:43,930 --> 01:35:45,130 Shut up. 1611 01:35:45,230 --> 01:35:47,340 Just get in there! 1612 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:50,340 Oh, she's gone, Waltzer, she's gone. 1613 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:53,430 Oh, shut up. Cork your bloody beak. 1614 01:36:07,330 --> 01:36:08,460 Frank! 1615 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:09,590 Dad, Dad! 1616 01:36:09,690 --> 01:36:11,130 Oh! 1617 01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:16,930 You okay? 1618 01:36:17,030 --> 01:36:18,230 Yeah. 1619 01:36:18,330 --> 01:36:19,460 We blew up the car. 1620 01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:24,040 You boys all right? 1621 01:36:24,140 --> 01:36:25,810 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1622 01:36:25,910 --> 01:36:28,140 Was V with you? 1623 01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:29,410 Well, yeah, she was with us. 1624 01:36:29,510 --> 01:36:30,410 Did she get out? 1625 01:36:30,510 --> 01:36:31,920 Well, yeah, she got out, and then... 1626 01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,220 I don't know what happened. 1627 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:34,340 Well, where is she? 1628 01:36:34,450 --> 01:36:35,550 Where is she? 1629 01:36:35,650 --> 01:36:36,650 Dad! 1630 01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:39,520 Dad, she's gone. 1631 01:36:46,030 --> 01:36:48,500 She's gone, Dad. 1632 01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:27,300 This way. 1633 01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:28,630 Thank you. 1634 01:37:38,780 --> 01:37:40,750 I want out. 1635 01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:55,100 You'd be taking money out of my pocket. 1636 01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:58,300 Waltzer's taken out a lot more than I ever put in. 1637 01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:02,040 I'm saving you a fortune, Jerry. 1638 01:38:02,140 --> 01:38:04,600 I mean, let me go, please. 1639 01:38:09,950 --> 01:38:11,410 Good-bye, my child. 1640 01:38:11,510 --> 01:38:13,610 Thank you. 1641 01:38:16,950 --> 01:38:20,290 What about Waltzer? 1642 01:38:20,390 --> 01:38:24,260 After today, Waltzer doesn't exist anymore. 1643 01:40:17,140 --> 01:40:19,300 Oh, my God! 1644 01:40:20,910 --> 01:40:23,280 Oh, my God! 1645 01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:52,110 Nice chains, Mr. Wheeler. 1646 01:40:52,210 --> 01:40:53,910 My dad's in therapy, Mr. Wheeler. 1647 01:40:54,010 --> 01:40:54,940 Thanks. 1648 01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,410 Dad, please, you lost. 1649 01:40:56,510 --> 01:40:58,610 You chained yourself to the truck two days ago, 1650 01:40:58,710 --> 01:41:00,480 and the local paper didn't even show up. 1651 01:41:00,580 --> 01:41:03,980 Tom, you unchain yourself, nobody's pressing charges. 1652 01:41:04,080 --> 01:41:05,290 Please, Dad. 1653 01:41:05,390 --> 01:41:08,120 We have to cut you free, you're going to jail. 1654 01:41:08,220 --> 01:41:09,260 Dad! 1655 01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:13,560 When this place goes, a part of me goes with it... 1656 01:41:13,660 --> 01:41:17,360 a part of all of us. 1657 01:41:17,470 --> 01:41:20,700 I'll go to jail. 1658 01:41:24,510 --> 01:41:26,510 Okay, we're ready to go. 1659 01:41:26,610 --> 01:41:29,680 Tom, you're under arrest. 1660 01:41:29,780 --> 01:41:30,740 Dad! 1661 01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:32,220 You have the right to remain silent. 1662 01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:34,250 Anything you say can and will be used against you 1663 01:41:34,350 --> 01:41:36,250 in a court of law. 1664 01:41:38,190 --> 01:41:40,220 If you so desire and cannot afford one, 1665 01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:42,290 an attorney will be appointed for you 1666 01:41:42,390 --> 01:41:43,660 without charge before questioning. 1667 01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:45,260 Do you understand each of these rights? 1668 01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:46,160 Forget it, Charlie. 1669 01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:47,160 He's got the right to do 1670 01:41:47,260 --> 01:41:49,630 any damn thing he pleases. 1671 01:41:49,730 --> 01:41:51,430 What's going on here? 1672 01:41:56,510 --> 01:41:58,140 What is that? 1673 01:41:58,240 --> 01:42:00,140 A deed. 1674 01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:05,180 It's a deed to the wetlands in my name. 1675 01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:06,710 What... 1676 01:42:06,810 --> 01:42:10,950 Somebody bought the T onapaya Wetlands in my name. 1677 01:42:11,050 --> 01:42:12,220 Who did this? 1678 01:42:13,290 --> 01:42:16,020 She did it. 1679 01:42:17,430 --> 01:42:18,490 V! 1680 01:42:18,590 --> 01:42:21,360 Oh, V! 1681 01:42:23,870 --> 01:42:25,330 Tom, I'm happy for you. 1682 01:42:25,430 --> 01:42:28,200 All right, boys, let's pack it in and go home. 1683 01:42:28,300 --> 01:42:29,330 You go home, Tiny. 1684 01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:37,180 Does this mean you're staying? 1685 01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:40,620 Come on, I have to talk to your dad. 1686 01:42:42,950 --> 01:42:44,050 Oh, wow. 1687 01:42:44,150 --> 01:42:46,370 This is so cool. 1688 01:42:46,470 --> 01:42:50,360 Well, you guys take care of yourselves. 1689 01:42:50,460 --> 01:42:52,060 Yeah, yeah. 1690 01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:53,530 Yeah, yeah. 1691 01:43:00,370 --> 01:43:01,700 It was your money, you know. 1692 01:43:01,800 --> 01:43:03,470 You should've spent it on yourself. 1693 01:43:03,570 --> 01:43:05,670 I did. I bought a few things. 1694 01:43:07,110 --> 01:43:09,050 This was for you and me. 1695 01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:11,710 Glossy ibis has to have a home. 1696 01:43:11,810 --> 01:43:13,750 Thanks. 1697 01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:18,550 T ell me I'm worth waiting for. 1698 01:43:18,650 --> 01:43:21,590 You're worth much more than that. 1699 01:43:40,810 --> 01:43:42,540 Well, where are you going? 1700 01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:44,280 How will we find you? 1701 01:43:44,380 --> 01:43:47,580 You know that ice cream parlor? 1702 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:48,590 Yeah. 1703 01:43:48,690 --> 01:43:51,150 You know, the one where you first kissed me? 1704 01:43:51,250 --> 01:43:53,060 Yeah. 1705 01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:55,680 I bought it. 1706 01:43:57,190 --> 01:43:58,560 You're staying here? 1707 01:43:58,660 --> 01:43:59,630 Uh-huh. 1708 01:43:59,730 --> 01:44:00,930 Here? 1709 01:44:01,030 --> 01:44:03,430 You know what? 1710 01:44:03,530 --> 01:44:07,630 There is a place you can touch a woman that'll drive her crazy. 1711 01:44:07,730 --> 01:44:09,140 Where? 1712 01:44:10,610 --> 01:44:12,540 Her heart. 1713 01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:24,080 See you. 1714 01:44:35,430 --> 01:44:37,160 I have a hair. 1715 01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:42,340 I have a hair! 110508