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Friends S01E06 The One With The Butt (Celui qui est verni) (VO&VF+STFR&EN)
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Oh, look, look!
There's Joey's picture!
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This is so exciting!
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You can spot someone who's
never seen his plays.
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Notice, no fear.
No sense of impending doom.
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The exclamation point scares me.
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It's not just Freud,
it's Freud!
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Shh. Magic is about to happen!
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Well, Eva...
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...we've done
some excellent work here.
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And I would have to say...
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...your problem is quite clear.
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All you want is a dinkle
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What you envy's a schwang
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A thing through which you can tinkle
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To play with or simply let hang
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I feel violated.
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Did anybody else feel like
peeling their skin off...
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...to have something else to do?
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Ross, 10:00.
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Is it? It feels like 2.
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No, 10:00!
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There's a beautiful woman
at 8, 9, 10:00!
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Hello!
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She's amazing!
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She makes the women I dream about
look like short, fat, bald men.
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Go over to her.
She's not with anyone.
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And what would my opening line be?
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Excuse me...
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Come on, she's a person.
You can do it.
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Could she be more out of my league?
Ross, back me up.
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He could never get a woman
like that in a million years.
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But you always see these beautiful
women with these "nothing" guys.
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You could be one of those guys.
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- You could do that.
- You think?
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Absolutely!
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I can't believe
I'm even considering this.
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- I'm very aware of my tongue.
- Come on.
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Here goes.
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Yes?
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Hi. Um... Ahem.
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Okay, next word would be...
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...uh, Chandler.
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Chandler is my name and, uh...
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Hi!
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Yes, you said that.
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Yes! Yes, I did.
But what I didn't say...
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What I wanted to say was, uh...
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...would you like to go out with me?
Thank you. Good night.
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Chandler?
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There he is!
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I didn't know you could dance!
You were in a play!
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What'd you think?
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I didn't know you could dance!
You were in a play!
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Come on, it wasn't that bad.
I was the lead.
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It was better than the troll thing.
At least you got to see my head.
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You're right.
We saw your head.
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She said yes! She said yes!
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Wow!
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Awful play, man! Whoa!
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Her name's Aurora. She's Italian
and she pronounces my name "Chandler."
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I like that better.
The usher gave me this to give to you.
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- What is it?
- The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.
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An agency left me its card.
Maybe they wanna sign me!
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Based on this play?
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Based on this play!
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Hey, kids!
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ROSS:
Hey, Chandler.
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No, because this line is passion,
and this is just a line.
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I've been here seven seconds, and you
haven't asked me how my date went.
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How was your date, Chandler?
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It was unbelievable!
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I've never met anyone like her.
She's had the most amazing life!
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She was in the Israeli army.
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None of the bullets hit
the engine block...
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...so we made it to the border.
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But just barely and I...
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I've been talking about myself
all night long. I'm sorry.
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What about you?
Tell me your stories.
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All right, once...
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...once I got on the subway, right?
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And it was at night...
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...and I rode it
all the way to Brooklyn...
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...just for the hell of it.
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We talked till 2.
It was this perfect evening.
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More or less.
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Suddenly, we realized
we were in Yemen.
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I'm sorry, so "we" is?
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"We" is me and Rick.
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- Who's Rick?
- Who's Rick?
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My husband.
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Ooh.
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- Oh, so you're divorced?
- No.
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I'm sorry. So you're widowed?
Hopefully?
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No, I'm still married.
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So how would your husband feel
about you sitting here with me...
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...sliding your foot
so far up my leg...
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...you can count
the change in my pocket?
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Don't worry.
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I imagine he'd be okay with you
because he's okay with Ethan.
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Ethan? There's an Ethan?
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Ethan is my...
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...boyfriend.
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What?
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So, uh, what kind of relationship
do you imagine us having...
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...if you already have
a husband and a boyfriend?
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I suppose, mainly sexual.
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Huh.
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I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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What not work out?
I'm seeing her again on Thursday.
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Didn't you listen to the story?
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How could you get involved
with a woman like this?
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I had trouble with it at first,
but I get all the good stuff.
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All the fun, all the talking,
all the sex...
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...and no responsibility.
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This is every guy's fantasy!
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That is not true.
Ross, is this your fantasy?
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No, of course not.
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Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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You'd go out with someone else
who's going out with someone else?
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I couldn't.
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Good for you.
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When I'm with a woman,
I need to know...
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...that I'm going out
with more people than she is.
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You know...
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...monogamy can be a tricky concept.
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I mean, anthropologically...
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Fine. Now you'll never know.
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We're kidding. Tell us.
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We wanna know.
Come on!
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All right. There's a theory
put forth by Richard Leakey...
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Ta-da!
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Are we greeting each other
this way now? I like that.
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Look! I cleaned!
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I did the windows.
I did the floors.
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I used all the attachments on
the vacuum except for that round one.
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I don't know what it's for.
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Nobody knows, and we're
not supposed to ask.
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What do you think?
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It's very clean.
Really, it looks great!
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Oh. Heh.
I see you moved the green ottoman.
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ROSS & PHOEBE:
Uh-oh.
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How did that happen?
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I don't know.
I thought it looked better there.
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And also, it's an extra seat
around the coffee table.
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Yeah, it's interesting.
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But you know what? Just for fun...
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...let's see what it looked like
in the old spot.
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Just to compare.
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Let's see. Ha!
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Well, it looks good there too.
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Let's leave it there for a while.
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I can't believe you tried
to move the green ottoman.
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Thank God you didn't
fan out the magazines.
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She'll scratch your eyes out.
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You guys, I am not that bad!
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Yeah, you are.
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Remember, I lived with you?
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You were a little, you know...
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That is so unfair!
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When we were kids, yours was the only
Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.
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Okay, so I'm responsible.
I'm organized.
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But, hey, I can be a kook!
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All right, you madcap gal!
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Try to imagine this.
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The phone bill arrives,
but you don't pay it right away.
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- Why not?
- Because you're a kook!
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Instead, you wait until
they send you a notice.
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I could do that.
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Okay, then you let me
go grocery shopping...
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...and I buy laundry detergent.
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But it's not the one
with the easy-pour spout.
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Why would someone do that?
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One might wonder.
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A glass is on the table.
There's no coaster.
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It's a cold drink. It's a hot day.
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Beads of condensation are inching
their way closer to the wood...
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Stop it!
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Oh, my God!
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It's true. Who am I?
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Monica, you're Mom.
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Uh-huh? Oh, my God!
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll be there.
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That was my agent.
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My agent has just gotten me a job
in the new Al Pacino movie!
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Whoa! That's great!
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What's the part?
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Can you believe this?
Al Pacino!
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This guy's why I became an actor.
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"I'm out of order?
You're out of order!
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This whole courtroom's out of order!"
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Seriously, what's the part?
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"Just when I thought I was out,
they pull me back in!"
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Come on. Seriously,
Joey, what's the part?
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You're, you're...
What?
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I'm his butt double, okay?
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I play Al Pacino's butt.
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All right? He goes
into the shower, and then...
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...I'm his butt.
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Oh, my God!
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Come on, you guys.
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This is a real movie,
and Al Pacino's in it and that's big!
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Oh, no, it's terrific.
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After all your years of struggling...
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...you've finally been able
to crack your way into show business.
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Okay, fine.
Make jokes, I don't care.
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This is a big break for me!
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You're right. It is.
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So are you gonna invite us all
to the big opening?
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- I need to borrow some moisturizer.
- For what?
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What do you think?
Today's the big day!
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Okay, go into the bathroom.
Use whatever you want.
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Just don't ever tell me
what you did in there.
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JOEY:
Thank you.
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- Joey's mom's on the phone.
- He's in the bathroom.
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- You don't wanna go in there!
- Come on, we're roommates.
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My eyes! My eyes!
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I warned you.
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Who is being loud?
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Oh, that would be Monica.
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Can I borrow some things?
I wanna make Aurora breakfast.
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You got the whole night, huh?
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Well, I only have 20 minutes
until Ethan, so...
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Do I sense a bit of resentment?
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No, no, no. No resentment.
Believe me...
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...it's worth it, okay?
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In a relationship,
you have these key moments...
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...you'll remember
for the rest of your life.
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Well, every single second
is like that with Aurora.
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And I've just wasted
35 of them talking to you.
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So, uh, Monica, can you
help me with the door?
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Um, Chandler, you know, the old Monica
would remind you...
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...to scrub that Teflon pan
with a plastic brush.
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But I'm not gonna do that.
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Damn it! Hire the girl.
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Okay, everybody ready?
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Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you
for this great opportunity.
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Lose the robe.
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Me?
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That would work.
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Right. Okay.
Losing the robe!
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Okay, and the robe is lost.
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Everybody, I would like
to get this in one take.
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Let's roll it.
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Water's working.
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And action!
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And cut!
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Butt guy, what are you doing?
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I'm showering.
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No, that was clenching.
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Well, the way I see it,
the guy's upset here, you know?
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His wife's dead,
his brother's missing.
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I think his butt would be angry here.
255
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,076
I think his butt would like
to get the shot before lunch.
256
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,913
Once again, rolling.
Water working.
257
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,833
And action!
258
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,587
And cut! What was that?
259
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,299
I was going for quiet desperation.
260
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,511
But if you have to ask...
261
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,061
God, I love these fingers.
262
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,479
Thank you.
263
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,232
No, actually, I meant my fingers.
264
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,777
Look at them.
Look at how happy they are.
265
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,824
- Oh, my God, I'm late!
- Oh, no, no, no.
266
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,994
- Don't go, don't go.
- Okay, okay.
267
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,914
- I have to.
- Look, she's leaving.
268
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,208
I'm sorry.
He'll be waiting for me.
269
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,044
I thought you talked to Rick.
270
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,171
It's not Rick.
271
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,506
Ethan? He gets
the whole day with you!
272
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,425
No, it's Andrew.
273
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,016
I know there'll be many moments...
274
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,561
...when I'll regret asking
the following question, but...
275
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,813
And Andrew is?
276
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,149
He's... new.
277
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,655
So you're not completely fulfilled
by Rick, Ethan and myself?
278
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,324
No, that's not exactly what I was...
279
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,368
Most women would kill...
280
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,662
...for three guys like us.
281
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,414
So, what do you want?
282
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,166
You.
283
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,211
- You have me.
- No, no. Just you.
284
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,629
What do you mean?
285
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,714
Lose the other guys.
286
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,468
Like, all of them?
287
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,138
Come on, we're great together.
Why not?
288
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,516
Why can't we just have
what we have now?
289
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,060
Why can't we just talk,
laugh and make love...
290
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,105
...without feeling obligated
to one another?
291
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,109
Up until tonight, I thought
that's what you wanted too.
292
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,237
Well, part of me wants that...
293
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,656
...but it's like I'm two guys.
294
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,867
I mean, one guy's saying,
"Shut up! This is great!"
295
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,745
But there's this other guy.
296
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,957
It's the guy who wells up
every time the Grinch's heart...
297
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,043
...grows three sizes
and breaks that measuring device.
298
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,840
He's saying, you know,
"This is too hard. Get out, get out!"
299
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,552
So which one of the two guys
will you listen to?
300
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,348
I have to listen to both.
They don't let each other finish.
301
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,059
Which one?
302
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,023
The second guy.
303
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,900
I see.
304
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,907
Call me if you change your mind.
305
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,794
Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
306
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,518
Look at it this way.
You dumped her!
307
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,147
Right? I mean, this woman was...
308
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,982
...unbelievably sexy...
309
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,569
...and beautiful,
intelligent, unattainable...
310
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,782
Tell me why you did this again?
311
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,950
Hey!
Hey!
312
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,619
Movie star!
313
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,498
Aren't you the guy who plays
the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
314
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,709
Nope.
315
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,545
No? What happened, big guy?
316
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,214
Big guy?
317
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,593
It felt like a "big guy" moment.
318
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,595
I got fired!
319
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,765
They said I acted too much with it.
320
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,436
I told everybody about this.
321
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,605
Everybody will be
expecting to see me.
322
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,399
You know what?
No one will be able to tell.
323
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,276
My mom will.
324
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,280
There's something so sweet...
325
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,741
...and disturbing about that.
326
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,954
I've done nothing
but crappy plays for six years...
327
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,207
...and I finally get my shot,
and I blow it!
328
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,167
Maybe this wasn't your shot.
329
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,922
I think when it's your shot,
you know it's your shot.
330
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,050
Did it feel like your shot?
331
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,054
Hard to tell. I was naked.
332
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,889
I don't think this was your shot.
333
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,392
I don't even think
you just get one shot.
334
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,979
I really believe big things are
gonna happen for you. I do.
335
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,108
You've gotta keep thinking about
the day that some kid will go...
336
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,987
..."I got the part! I'm gonna be
Joey Tribbiani's ass!"
337
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,909
You think? That's so nice.
338
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,704
Oh, come here.
339
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,835
I'm sorry, Joey.
I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
340
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,128
ROSS:
Good night.
341
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,714
You're gonna leave
your shoes out here?
342
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,342
Uh-huh.
343
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,181
Really? Just casually
strewn about...
344
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,683
...in that reckless,
haphazard manner?
345
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,314
It doesn't matter.
I'll get them tomorrow. Or not!
346
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,233
Whenever.
347
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,655
She is a kook.
348
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465
If it bothers you
that much, just go out and get the shoes.
349
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,636
No, don't do this!
350
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,304
This is stupid!
351
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,641
I don't have to prove anything.
I'm gonna go get them.
352
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,185
But then everyone will know.
353
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:34,982
Unless I get them, and then wake up
really early and put them back.
354
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,943
I need help!
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