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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,323 Shit! Shit, shit. 2 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,218 Okay, okay. 3 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,845 Carson, Carson! 4 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:56,223 Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness! Emily! John! 5 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,517 Hi! How's it being back home? How are you feeling? 6 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:00,853 I'm happy to be back with the family. 7 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:01,997 Have you heard from Charlie? 8 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,481 I have, yes, yes. 9 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,815 He's actually great. 10 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,485 Or, I mean, great, you know, considering the war. 11 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,153 All aboard! 12 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,590 - Will I see you at choir practice this afternoon? - Mm-hmm. 13 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,033 Yeah. Of course. Of course. 14 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,285 So, it was lovely running into you both. 15 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,870 All of you, whole family. 16 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:21,040 I actually... I must go now. So, I must go. Okay. 17 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,293 Don't forget it is your turn to bring the pie! 18 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,295 I would not forget the pie! 19 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:28,422 Could you see her bra? 20 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,342 You know, I... I didn't. 21 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,843 Was it out? 22 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,640 There's another one on Tuesday! 23 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,058 Tuesday's too late, sir! 24 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:43,103 Ma'am, I can't let you board this train, it's technically already left. 25 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,316 Okay. Well, you can just pick that up in Boise 26 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,652 because I am not going to let you board this train. 27 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,004 - Sir! - That's against the law. 28 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,614 - Ma'am, do not approach the train. - Sir! Just let it happen. 29 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,034 I'm in. I made it. 30 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,411 I see that. Ticket, please. 31 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,874 So, about that... 32 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,592 Jesus! 33 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:19,932 I mean, Jesus, we miss you... so much. 34 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:22,851 What? 35 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,442 You look crazy. 36 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,030 Yeah. 37 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,871 Are you gonna stare at me the whole way? 38 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,667 What am I doing? 39 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:10,649 Oh, Jane Austen. What a sweet love story! 40 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:15,571 Actually, what I love about it most is that it's not like a fairy tale. 41 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:19,742 You know? I like that Elizabeth doesn't have, like, instant butterflies 42 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,827 when she meets Darcy, it takes a while. 43 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:26,040 And then, and then, eventually, they end up having this great love story. 44 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,086 But, I mean, when you think about it, 45 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,963 like, what is romance anyway? 46 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,344 It is a great book. 47 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,138 I'm... 48 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,140 I'm gonna get a sandwich. 49 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,817 This could be a big deal, but it might not be. 50 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,782 Last stop, Chicago, Union Station. 51 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,672 Excuse me, sir, do you know where Baker Field is? 52 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,465 Thank you. 53 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:06,265 Aren't you glad I brought the map now? 54 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:09,560 Wow, Joey, you're right. You're always right. 55 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,979 I bow down to you and your map-packing knowledge. 56 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,662 Where would you be without me, bird, huh? 57 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,084 Probably at that store across the street, buying a goddamn map. 58 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:16,942 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 59 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:19,194 Why don't you do that then? I'll be ahead. 60 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:22,573 Hey, Joey, when we get there, don't talk back to anybody. 61 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,491 We need this. This could be our big break. 62 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,618 - Wait. Hang on. - What? 63 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,293 Hey! Hey, you! Are you following us? 64 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,045 No. No, no. I, um... 65 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:39,673 I was just... I was just looking at this wall, 'cause it's sturdy. 66 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:41,216 It's a... It's a good one. 67 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,093 No, you're clearly going to tryouts. 68 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,013 You can't follow us. We're not here to help the competition! 69 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,848 She doesn't look like that much competition. 70 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,392 I mean, I could be competition, I think. 71 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:51,727 Oh, yeah? 72 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,730 Then let's go. We're late. 73 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,649 - It's fine. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 74 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,735 This is like being in a pinball machine. 75 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,361 I always wondered what it would be like 76 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,797 to be those little balls. Boing, boing, boing. 77 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,156 How are you bad at walking? 78 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,634 Or did they not invent that yet on whatever goat farm you're from? 79 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,636 Jo, will you take one of her bags? We gotta hoof it. 80 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,912 - Are you kidding me? - Do it. 81 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,181 - Thank you. Appreciate it. - Fine. Whoa! 82 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,331 Excuse me. So sorry. 83 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,208 What... What the hell is in here? 84 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,311 I was rushing and I couldn't decide what books to bring. 85 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,169 Books? 86 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,129 Uh, we're not going to librarian tryouts. 87 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,149 No one has time to read in New York! There's too much to do. 88 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,425 Wow. Is that where you're from? I've always wanted to go. 89 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:26,804 Actually, I'm from all over. The Big Apple, Houston, Paris, 90 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,948 - which is in France. Ever heard of it? - Yeah. 91 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,641 - You know, she dated a movie star. - Jo! 92 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,434 - You did! - Oh, my goodness! Cary Grant? 93 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,019 No, no. It was Jimmy Stewart? 94 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,312 Hendricks Johnson. 95 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:38,273 From The Wizard of Oz. He's one of the Lollipop Kids. 96 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,441 Oh, wow! 97 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,753 - He was the one that gave the lollipop... - Hey, nimrods! 98 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,571 It's this way! Why am I the only one looking at the map? 99 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,948 Ooh, ooh, take these, Joey. 100 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,658 You're the only one holding the map. 101 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,494 Oh, okay, don't get all philosophical on me, Books. 102 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,038 - "Books"? - Thank you, cutie. 103 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,500 Ooh-la-la. Scored us some smokes. 104 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,211 - Doink! - Oh, thank you. I'm gonna save mine for later. 105 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,420 Oh. You're married? 106 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,006 Oh, uh, yes, yeah, of course, I am. 107 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,926 Huh. What does your Freddie think about you going to play baseball? 108 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:10,305 Oh, uh, well, Charlie, um... He's super excited about it. 109 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,142 Yeah. When I was first scouted, I wasn't sure if I was gonna come, 110 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,078 'cause I have a lot of responsibilities at home, you know, 111 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,646 but I've always loved baseball more than anything. 112 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,731 I mean, except Charlie, obviously. 113 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:22,526 But, I mean, it's just a tryout, it's just a tryout, 114 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,863 and it's a free ticket to Chicago, so... And I've never been here. 115 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,281 This is really boring. 116 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,617 - We've got five minutes, let's go. - Go, go, go. 117 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,920 Holy shit. 118 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,131 - Holy shit. - Holy shit. 119 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,035 Whoa! You got an arm like a shotgun. 120 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,454 Maybe that's what I'll call you. Shotgun Molly! 121 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,080 Maybe keep working on that. 122 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,374 I didn't know this many girls played ball. 123 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,127 How could you? There's never been anything like this before. 124 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,254 Get your game faces on. Let's show these girls up. 125 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,338 Okay. 126 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,217 Whoa. You're spreading germs everywhere. 127 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,885 You ever heard of the flu, or... 128 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,346 Ever heard of "shut the hell up"? 129 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,722 Yes. 130 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,853 Miss! Miss, miss. Hey, you're the, uh, Cuban girl, right? 131 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,231 - Yes. - Yes. Your mom said you could speak English. 132 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:46,318 Yes, uh, Oklahoma, where the wind come sweeping down the plain. 133 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,030 Right. Great. Yeah. 134 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,424 You know what? Maybe we don't talk 135 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,200 - to the press today. Yeah. - Uh-huh? 136 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,534 Thanks. See you out there. 137 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,137 You think this thing is for real? 138 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,788 It better be. We got one-way tickets. 139 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,974 I mean, we have no other plans and no more money, so... 140 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:00,998 Like usual. 141 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,626 - Hello. - Name. 142 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,336 Uh, Shaw. Carson Shaw. 143 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,589 Oh, yeah. Scout put a little star by your name. 144 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:10,008 - You got a star? - That was nice of him. 145 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,885 - Maybe it's just a smudge. - Oh. 146 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,639 Wave hello to Mr. Baker, that's who you need to impress. 147 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,099 He's here? 148 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,059 I love your candy bars! 149 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,880 Go! 150 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,174 This is nuts. I mean, we could be pros. 151 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,418 It's nuts. 152 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,761 Like, some of the games I listened to happened right here. 153 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,555 I think the Cubs are playing here tomorrow. 154 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,514 - What? - Yeah. 155 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,891 - No pressure. - No pressure. 156 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,896 Come on, put 'em down. 157 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,447 Hey! Where the hell are you going? 158 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,152 Do you speak Spanish? 159 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,930 Oh, I don't know. I'm so... I'm not equipped. 160 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,307 I have to go do this. 161 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,269 Are you from Cuba? 162 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,604 - Yes. - They play well in Cuba. 163 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,855 - You speak Spanish? - Yes. 164 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,608 Thank God! No one else speaks Spanish! 165 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,526 Calm down! Calm down! 166 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,174 Uh, yes, yes. Ticket sales have been down slightly. 167 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,218 It doesn't look so slight from up in the stands. 168 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,612 You really think this is gonna help? 169 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,513 This is not about money, Pat. 170 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,017 You know, Americans need baseball to keep their spirits in fighting shape. 171 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:24,935 That's right. 172 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,021 You really think people are gonna pay to watch women run around like men? 173 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,982 Our players will be ladies through and through. 174 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:35,529 No pants wearing, trash talking, chew spitting... 175 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,574 Did anyone see that? 176 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,347 Yeah. I think that's enough questions for now. 177 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,425 I have half a mind to just shut this thing down right now. 178 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,511 No, no, no. No, no, no Sir, please, just trust me, okay? 179 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,890 I will find someone to teach the women how to be... women. 180 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,768 You better find a magician. I gotta go lay down. 181 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,022 Guys, let's hold off on the photos right now. 182 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,747 She can hit too. These girls are really good. 183 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,419 Why you watching what everyone else is doing? Watch yourself. 184 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,171 Yeah, watch yourself. 185 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,631 No, you guys are right. 186 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,258 I need that kind of confidence. 187 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,593 I wish. 188 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,158 Guess it was just... a lucky one. 189 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,534 Damn. 190 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,706 So, it's called Wonder Woman, 191 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,851 but she doesn't show up until the second-to-last page. 192 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,228 - Uh-huh. - Then the Duke of Deception uses the Crown of Mars 193 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,338 to separate her spirit from her body, and that's it. 194 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,966 She's not even in the book at all, even though it's named after her. 195 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,261 Okay, are we just gonna keep walking here? 196 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,221 Uh-huh. 197 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:28,016 Okay. I think I might shit my pants. You think that'll get you on the team? 198 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,019 - Just keep talking, okay? - All right, I'll keep talking. 199 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,855 So, you know, I wrote a letter to the editor. And it's like, 200 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,501 you already took the one true love of her life, just let her have a body. 201 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,485 - You know? Just let her have a body. - Oh-oh. 202 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,464 You think he's bringing us a pie? 203 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,613 Yeah, I don't see a pie. 204 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,907 You gals get lost on the way to the South Side? 205 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,367 We're here for the tryouts. 206 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,037 But that's very chivalrous of you to worry about us being lost, sir. 207 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,622 Look, I don't think you understand. 208 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,457 This is the All-American League. 209 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,168 - We're pretty all-American. - Yeah, we American. 210 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,046 - We were born here. - Yeah, "In God We Trust." You know, Jesus... 211 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,548 Think you look like them? 212 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,509 Well, actually, I think my form is a tad bit better, but... 213 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,469 We're from Rockford, Illinois, 214 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,697 where we saw you're putting one of the teams. The Peaches? 215 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,933 Yeah, funny thing, we don't grow really grow peaches in Rockford. 216 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,434 We mostly grow corn. 217 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,688 Maybe you should call the team, "The Corn." 218 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,149 Look, we're not gonna have colored girls playing with our girls. 219 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,401 Go on home. 220 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,819 Just give me one shot. 221 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:24,090 One minute to throw for you. I promise you're gonna want me pitching at every game. 222 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,532 I know how to put on a show. 223 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,426 Look, if you don't get out of here now, I'll have you run off. 224 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,743 - Okay, Max, let's go. - No. 225 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,037 - No, let's just go. Come on. - We're not leaving. 226 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331 Thank you, sir. Sorry to bother you. 227 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,097 Holy shit. Who was that? 228 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,646 - I mean, we knew it was gonna happen, right? - Mm-hmm. 229 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,898 Yeah. Sure, we knew. 230 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,738 - No. Max. Max. Max. - What is wrong with those assholes? 231 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,241 - I gotta show them. Clance, please! - You gotta not get murdered. 232 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,827 - Let me go. - Hey! Hey! All right, you right, okay? 233 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,080 - You don't need 'em! They assholes! - I literally need them. 234 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,000 I don't sit at my desk drawing all day like you. I need a team! 235 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,045 Hey, that is not your team! Okay? 236 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,633 I'm sorry. 237 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,140 You're right. I'm fine. 238 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,017 You fine? 239 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,477 - I'm fine. - Good. 240 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,020 - I said I'm fine. - Okay. 241 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,914 - Okay. - I mean, a minute ago, you were gonna kill someone. 242 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,167 - Don't remind me. - I'm just saying, now you fine though? 243 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,901 - I'm fine. - Okay, she's fine. 244 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,402 - You fine? - Yeah, I'm fine. 245 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,088 - Okay. - I mean, you gonna pretend you're fine, 246 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,798 I'll pretend I don't know that you're not fine, 247 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:52,786 and we're gonna be fine. So, since we fine, can I, uh... 248 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,372 Can I go get my comic book now 249 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,541 before we have to take the train back to our devastating lives? 250 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,502 Please? 251 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,214 - How are we best friends? - Pff. Beats me. 252 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,386 - Yeah, we can go get your comic book now. - Thank you. 253 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,180 - You're a married woman. - Hey! 254 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,600 Just 'cause I got married to a sexy, sexy, gentleman don't mean I got normal. 255 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,726 Race you there! 256 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,688 You could have worn a skirt! 257 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,650 Sent our scouts all over the whole damn country. 258 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,151 And Canada. Canada was great. 259 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,863 Looking for feminine girls. And this is what they found? 260 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,866 I mean, who's gonna pay to watch this? 261 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,412 My God! Look at their calves, they're enormous! 262 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,123 I still think it's gonna work. And I will take care of the calves. 263 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,166 You know, I know these are desperate times, 264 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,253 but, you know, we have a pedigree to hold up here. 265 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,256 I mean, our candy bars are synonymous with excellence. 266 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,133 - Right. - A seriousness of purpose. 267 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,216 Without a doubt. 268 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,429 So you tell me, does this look like excellence to you? 269 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,849 Actually, I think it does, sir. 270 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,019 Quietly, girls! 271 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:04,065 Remember we're ladies and not ball-chasing pound hounds. 272 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,569 Mmm. I usually touch both shoes with my bat before I swing, 273 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,672 but this time, I only touched one. I don't know what I was thinking. 274 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,740 Yeah, well, I was catching a pop fly in the outfield 275 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,451 and a bird almost shit in my eye, you know, so I dropped it. 276 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,785 Fucking birds! 277 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,330 I picked a wedgie right in front of Mr. Baker. What was I thinking? 278 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,814 Don't worry, he probably didn't see. 279 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,918 He was too busy looking at how bad your swing is. 280 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,379 Oh, gosh! Pee-yew! 281 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,607 Poor thing, I should have warned her! 282 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,775 I feel okay. 283 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,135 We're gonna get on this team. I think it's a no-brainer. 284 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,179 Hey, you gotta be careful who you say that to. 285 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,490 - You know, my cousin Stan had a lobotomy. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,784 I don't know, my first two swings, my heel dropped too early. 287 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,686 Yeah, and then you practically hit a homer! Boom! 288 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,897 You should've seen the look on their faces. 289 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,815 Your guy would be proud. 290 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,194 You okay? 291 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,487 Yeah, I... You know what? 292 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,090 I'm just gonna go unpack for little bit. I forgot earlier, so... 293 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,048 God! Fuck! 294 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,092 - Oh, my God. - Excuse us. 295 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,469 Sorry. 296 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,096 - Sorry. - Didn't mean to interrupt. 297 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,640 I was just... 298 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:24,020 Just noting some thoughts about war. 299 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,397 - Oh, why? - Why? 300 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,650 Not, not positively. Just... 301 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,652 It's important that we reflect. 302 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,028 It's a bad one. 303 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,155 It is. Yeah, it's a bad one. 304 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,740 Um... 305 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,660 - We wanna talk about your hair. - Oh. 306 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,913 - Yeah, sure. - I think it's holding you back. 307 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,374 Okay, thank you. 308 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,668 Oh, no, no, I didn't mean that as a compliment. 309 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,628 Yeah, I was being sarcastic. 310 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,338 - It's very farm. - Right, right. 311 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,925 - Just, again, I'm not actually from a farm. - I do haircuts. 312 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,680 Yeah, I... We should... I would... I mean, I'm in... 313 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,598 I'm due for one. 314 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,696 - Is this your guy? - Yeah. 315 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,230 Oh, my goodness. He's handsome. 316 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,313 Yeah. 317 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,608 He looks a little boring, though. 318 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,152 No, he's not. He's not boring. 319 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,782 He's really funny and weird, in a good way. 320 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,784 He's my best friend, so... 321 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,787 And how is he in the sack? 322 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,791 That is... That's private information, so... 323 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,545 All right, close your peepers. 324 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,547 - I'm gonna mist you. Ready? - Okay. 325 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:38,469 I need to sort of visualize what you're gonna look like when I'm done with ya. 326 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,854 Um, so he's never said anything explicit about it, 327 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,273 but I think that Charlie really likes my hair long, so... 328 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,150 I was thinking like this. 329 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,113 Gr... Greta, that is so much hair. 330 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,196 Do you want me to stop? 331 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,285 No. No. 332 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,622 Okay, good. 333 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,126 I read what you wrote. 334 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,630 What is your story? 335 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,931 All right, I wasn't gonna come to the tryouts. 336 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,433 Even though it's a dream to play ball like this. 337 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,480 But I just kept thinking, "You can't, you're a married woman." 338 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:39,572 And then, I... I might have received... 339 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,910 a letter in the mail from my husband, 340 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,287 uh, about him, uh, coming home. 341 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,456 What? 342 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,085 He's coming home. 343 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,920 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 344 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,838 Are you saying that your husband 345 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,676 wrote you a letter saying he was coming home from war 346 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,844 and then you left? 347 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,390 Yeah. Yes. 348 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:11,187 I just ran away like I was possessed or something. 349 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,234 See, I don't think you are running away from anything. 350 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,862 I think you are running towards your destiny. 351 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,366 I don't think I'm the kind of person that has a destiny. 352 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,412 Well, I guess you get to decide that, don't you? 353 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,472 Fucking fuckers! 354 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,723 What? 355 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,852 They published my letter, but they completely rewrote it 356 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,730 and made it sound like I was complimenting them! 357 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,648 God! This is typical. 358 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,443 You can't even try out and now my comment on Wonder Woman 359 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,487 and how the character development is too quickly played out was twisted! 360 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:02,613 They twisted it! 361 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,283 Yeah. It's the same situation. 362 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,203 I'll shut up, yeah. 363 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,706 What did you tell your mom? 364 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,167 She'd be so pissed if she knew you went to tryouts. 365 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,918 I didn't tell her anything. 366 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,588 She does not run my life. I'm a grown woman. 367 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,089 - Yes, you are. - I call the shots. 368 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,173 - You do. - I do. 369 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,258 Yes, you do, sir. 370 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,113 - But we should probably... - We should probably... Yep, I know, just tell her. 371 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,448 - Make up something. - I didn't even think about that. 372 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,112 - Because she's gonna kill you, and you know that. - Right. Mm-hmm. 373 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,643 I'm moving to California. 374 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,372 - Okay. - I heard the leagues out there are a little bit integrated. 375 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,274 What do you mean "a little bit integrated"? 376 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,860 It's kind of a you either are or aren't thing, isn't it? 377 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,663 Yeah, well, maybe they'll make an exception for people as good as me. 378 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,491 Well, if we're going to California, I have to tell my husband, so... 379 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:50,161 Ugh, I still can't believe you have a husband. 380 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:53,539 - I still can't believe you don't. - You are a whole wife. 381 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:57,752 Yeah, and you could be, too, if you, you know, did somethin' with your face. 382 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,420 - No. No. - Smile. 383 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,090 Every single man in that town when there's not a war 384 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,966 is into you, and you just ignore them. 385 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,970 - This is not true. - The guy with the wonky eye? 386 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,304 - He's 50! - Yeah, but, you know. 387 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,640 You're sick. The eye is lazy. I can't do that. 388 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,684 - Yeah, but it's kinda cute the way it kinda wobbles. - No, no, no. 389 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:14,828 - I'm good. - Don't you think? 390 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,772 - Thank you. But I'll pass. - All right. 391 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:25,196 It's time for me to stop wantin' things I can't have. 392 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,073 Hey! 393 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,075 California. 394 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,620 No. Can't I just want something normal, like a couch? 395 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,831 - A couch? - Ain't that what you wives want? 396 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,292 You're looking to get slapped. 397 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,711 - Lemme see your drawing. - No. 398 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,838 - Please? - No. 399 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,757 - I haven't got that big creasy frown line... - Please. 400 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,634 - ...just right yet. - Okay. 401 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:50,555 - Goofy tooth right yet. - Okay, just lemme see the damn thing! 402 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,308 Say something nice. 403 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,560 Something nice. 404 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,728 Mm-hmm. Something better. 405 00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,981 - If you could just... Her arm. - Shut up. 406 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,733 - Wouldn't let my arm noodle like that... - Shut up! 407 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,819 All right. It's perfect. 408 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,904 Thank you. 409 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,621 I think we can see you better now. 410 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,790 What do you think? 411 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,458 I like it. 412 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,419 Me too. 413 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:28,551 Hey, you gotta tell him how you feel. 414 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,928 Okay. 415 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,724 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 416 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,641 Okay. 417 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,979 Hello, ladies, how can I help you? 418 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,064 We are looking for some stationary 419 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,317 that would befit an important message. 420 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,027 - Absolutely. - Very important. 421 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,391 - And we'll take an envelope, please. - Yeah, an envelope. 422 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,823 - Okay. - And a pen, with a flexible nib. 423 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,491 - Great. - And a stamp. 424 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,119 - Yes. 'Cause we have to... - Send it. 425 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,289 Is that all? 426 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,334 I don't know what to say. 427 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:04,128 - I've known him so long. You don't even know. - Okay, so say that. 428 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,212 I can't... 429 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,357 I don't want him to think I don't love him 430 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,425 - because I do. - Carson. 431 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,594 - It's gonna be bad. - But he's gonna be... 432 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,430 - He's not here. - It doesn't matter. Listen. Listen, listen. 433 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,642 Yeah. I feel like I feel good. I feel like it's... We're getting somewhere. 434 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,108 - That's it. All you have to do is that. - That's it. 435 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,529 Hi! It's us again. 436 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,573 - Henry. - Hi. 437 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:38,287 Henry, okay, I need you to send this immediately, all right? 438 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,165 - Absolutely. - You need to make sure it goes out, all right? 439 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,708 - I will. - Don't open it. 440 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,253 I... I won't open it. Why would I open it? 441 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,856 - Why did you even bring it up? - I'm not... Is there someone else? 442 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,384 - I don't... This is sealed, so just keep it that way. - You're bad. 443 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,302 Henry's a bad boy. 444 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,013 - Don't be bad. - I don't plan on being bad. 445 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,432 - Don't be bad, Henry. - Please enjoy your stay. 446 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,476 - Don't be bad. - Don't be bad. 447 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:05,273 Yep. Definitely not interested in women at all. 448 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,568 Oh, hello, Don! 449 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,615 Carson! 450 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,412 Carson! Get up. 451 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,746 Get up right now. 452 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:23,416 We gotta go downstairs. They're about to announce the teams! 453 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,585 What happened last night? 454 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,381 Oh! Go! Get out of the way. Excuse me! 455 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:32,425 Oh. 456 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,676 Yes! 457 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,480 My wife and I went on a safari for our honeymoon. 458 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,442 We saw a pack a hyenas take down a lion. 459 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,527 It looked pretty much like this. 460 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,196 I think they look like they're having fun. 461 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,575 We're gonna make sure that they don't have too much fun. Right, ladies? 462 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,744 What did I do wrong? I can't go home. 463 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,954 Yes! Yes! 464 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,127 - Holy shit! - Holy shit? 465 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,253 Holy shit! 466 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,007 - Did you get on? - Yeah, we're all Peaches! 467 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:16,010 God, we are all fucking fruit! 468 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,762 - We're fruit! - Fruit! 469 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,729 Hold on. Did I send Charlie a letter last night? 470 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,689 - Yeah. - What did I write? 471 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,817 You spoke your heart, and some other parts of you. 472 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,194 Oh, God! Greta! 473 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:34,612 Oh, Carson! 474 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,073 Sir? Sir, I know you're down there. 475 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,700 Oh, hello again. I was, uh... 476 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,411 just doing an inventory of the room keys. 477 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,997 Great. I need the letter back from last night. 478 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,041 - It was picked up already. - What? 479 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,959 And I did not open it, ma'am. 480 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,587 Why would you open it? That's weird. 481 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,798 All right, um... Where's the post office? 482 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:56,425 - It's two blocks that way. - Do you know the route? 483 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,135 Do... Do I know the postal route? 484 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:01,263 Wait, Carson. Wait. We leave for Rockford in an hour. 485 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:02,556 Just tell me what I wrote. 486 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,518 It doesn't matter what you wrote. What're you gonna do? 487 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,245 You gonna run all over Chicago looking for a letter 488 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,646 that you needed to send anyway? 489 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,732 Or are you gonna be a professional baseball player? 490 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,777 You're a Peach now, Carson. Right? 491 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:16,487 - Okay. - Okay? 492 00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:52,022 Ooh, Charlene is feeling the most. 493 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,484 All right, Bonnie, remember, your hair won't sweat out 494 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,611 if you slow down and walk like a lady. 495 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,203 So, exactly what was this, uh, concert in the park? 496 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,790 Yeah, Mama. Jazz concert. Grant Park, like I told you. 497 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,668 - Mmm. - Thanks for giving me the day off. How was... 498 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,003 Who played again? 499 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:19,258 There were a lotta different musicians. Duke Ellington, Charlie Parker. 500 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,760 Ooh, don't leave that iron in there too long. 501 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:24,263 You don't want another handful of pocket curls. 502 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,099 So, what'd they play? 503 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,353 Um... They played all their hits. 504 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:32,605 Like? 505 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,191 You know, that one song that... 506 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,614 ♪ It don't mean a thing ♪♪ 507 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,493 Jesus, Maxine. "It Don't Mean a Thing!" 508 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,328 - You are such a bad liar. - I tried. 509 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,764 - Georgia, what are you doing? Right in front of my face? - I was just trying to help. 510 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,749 Fine. Yes, I went to the tryouts. 511 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,792 So, you lied to me. 512 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:57,171 If you knew already, why you have to do this in front of the whole salon? 513 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,173 - They don't care. - Oh, we love it. 514 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,009 I said, obviously she went to those tryouts. I knew it all along. 515 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,945 - You did not. I said that. - I was telling you about it. 516 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,169 - No, you didn't. It was Thursday. - Okay, you can stop. 517 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,222 - Didn't I say it? - Stop. 518 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,099 How you know, Mama? 519 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:10,935 Guy told us. 520 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,312 He came here with some leftovers his mama made him. 521 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,439 He didn't want to waste that good pork. 522 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,775 - Guy... - That pork is delicious. 523 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:20,027 Now, Maxine, you've got to make smarter choices. 524 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,113 - I'm making the best choices... - Once this salon is yours, 525 00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:25,783 I will kill you if you lose this business 526 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,118 because you're still acting like a child 527 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,870 over this baseball nonsense. 528 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,873 Even if I'm dead, I will come back and I will kill you. 529 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,833 This is fun. 530 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,753 I have told you before, 531 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,673 owning your own business in this country is the only way 532 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,217 you can have some control of your life. 533 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:46,679 I'm all for you having a dream, Maxine. 534 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,723 I just want you to pick one that's possible. 535 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,353 I hear you. 536 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,479 You're right. 537 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,818 - Don't mess with me. - No, I'm being serious. 538 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,779 I need to start focusing on things that are real. 539 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,992 Remember when you told me you wanted me to start doing the bookkeeping? 540 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:12,913 I remember you saying that looking at numbers made you wanna light yourself on fire. 541 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,374 Yeah, well, 542 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,877 I think I should learn it. Think it would be a good idea. 543 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:27,303 Is everything okay in here? Or am I gonna have to take my coffee outside? 544 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:30,931 No. She's making sense for once. 545 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,182 Well... 546 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,061 I love this peace under my roof. 547 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:39,148 - Mmm. It is my roof too. - Yes, it is. 548 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,192 I wish my husband would kiss me like that. 549 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,194 Don't worry, he's my husband. 550 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,839 - Go on, girl. - That's right. I know. 551 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,240 - Shoot. - That's right. Hmm. 552 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,909 So, how'd it go? 553 00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:53,621 - You know too? - Well, Guy bought that good pork. 554 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,456 Did you show 'em that knuckleball? 555 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,501 They didn't even let me try out, Dad. 556 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,505 I'm so sorry, baby. 557 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,468 It's fine. It's over. 558 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,764 Well, maybe we throw the ball around tomorrow before work? 559 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:12,973 What do you say, huh? 560 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,768 Nah, too much to do. 561 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,190 - I'll see you at home, Daddy. - Don't get too drunk tonight. 562 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,194 I'm gonna be too drunk to remember you said that. 563 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,199 Peaches! Welcome to your Rockford home. 564 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,242 Come and join me out by the banister. 565 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:34,078 Everyone out of your rooms, please. 566 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,163 Very quickly. This will only take a moment. 567 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:38,499 Open your books. I'd like to go through a few rules. 568 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,834 No smoking or drinking in public. 569 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,671 - No pants in public. - What? 570 00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,631 - You've heard of pants? - I have! 571 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,883 Congratulations. Don't wear them outside. 572 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,678 Curfew is at 10:00 p.m. sharp. 573 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:51,679 Wait, what? 574 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,056 Stragglers will have their pay docked. And... 575 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,017 You can call me Sergeant Beverly or Sarge, if you must. 576 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,269 That's what I was called in the Marines. 577 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,438 I will be your chaperone for the season. 578 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,191 Thank you, ladies. Dismissed. 579 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,651 No, thank you. 580 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,112 I will be watching. 581 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,198 Oh, I have not had a chance to say this, 582 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:14,034 but I am so relieved that we are roommates. 583 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,162 - Do you feel that? - Yeah. It's great. 584 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,006 What do you think the fans are gonna be like? 585 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,726 Do you think there will be any cute boys who can handle power hitters? 586 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,520 You know, to be honest with you, I hadn't really thought about that. 587 00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:24,544 You haven't? 588 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,588 So, what are you, a pitcher? 589 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,049 Yeah. Didn't you see me pitch? 590 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:30,426 What kind of question is that? 591 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,677 A simple one. 592 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,512 Look, I love the girls, I love them, 593 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,597 but there's a lot of anxiety in the room. Right? 594 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,976 And I know myself, and I know that other energies, they attach on to me. 595 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:42,604 Right? And I absorb them. And if someone else is anxious, then I go... 596 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,607 So, I should be anxious? And then I'm anxious. 597 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,836 I ditched my last guy before I came out here. 598 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:51,447 A lot of guys, they see all this, they see all this, they think it's all, na, na, na! 599 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,408 But, no way, okay? I'm gonna talk their ear off, 600 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,971 I'm gonna eat more hotdogs than they can. I'm gonna outrun 'em. 601 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,246 Where are you from, anyway? 602 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,373 Moose Jaw? 603 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:04,793 Saskatchewan? 604 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,920 Canada? 605 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,678 What... What are those? 606 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:15,846 Mmm, oh... 607 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,639 Uh, humidifiers. 608 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,308 Feel free to explore. 609 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,936 But I should help you, 'cause they get hot, hot, hot, like, danger. 610 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,647 - I'll let you handle it. - I have a scar here from... 611 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,358 What about you? What's your type, hmm? 612 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:29,985 - Blondes. - Oh! 613 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,780 I'm a blonde. 614 00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,994 Hear ye, hear ye, Peaches! 615 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,790 - Is that a fire? - I'm sure it's not. It doesn't smell... 616 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,417 Okay, well, I definitely wanna check to see if it is a fire. 617 00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:52,424 Hello! Okay, we have 2.5 hours before curfew. 618 00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,009 So... 619 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,514 With great dignity and composure... 620 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:04,019 Let's quietly contemplate how to find a motherfuckin' bar! 621 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,395 Yes! 622 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,189 Okay! Go! 623 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:13,612 Holy geez! They're welcoming us! 624 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,365 You guys! We're famous! 625 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,117 The Peaches have arrived! Thank you! 626 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,954 I actually have never technically been drunk before, 627 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,915 but I have read a lot of the Greek literature surrounding alcohol. 628 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,851 - So I think I know what to do. - Go ahead. Fine me. 629 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,751 I'm not wearing a dress. 630 00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,475 We're gonna be rich now. Who cares? 631 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,260 Carson, come on! 632 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,698 Do you wanna get flipped? 633 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,381 What are you doing? 634 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,050 Oh, it's a new dance. It's called the Jitterbug. 635 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,803 That is not the Jitterbug. That is the Jo! 636 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,139 Oh! Whoo! 637 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,100 - I need a drink. - Mm-hmm. 638 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,145 But first, I wanna find your loose-lipped husband. 639 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,438 Okay, it's not his fault. 640 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,566 He's shy, so, sometimes when he talks, it comes out all at once. 641 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:33,889 - Don't hurt him, Max. - Uh-huh. 642 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:34,942 I mean it. 643 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:39,656 Hey, baby! 644 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,576 Ah, there's my baby. Hey! 645 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,162 - Mmm. - Okay, so she's mad. 646 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:48,040 - Oh. - Hey, Guy. Good to see you. 647 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:51,668 Listen, thank you so much for telling the entire salon and my whole family 648 00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:54,355 - about us going to the tryouts. - Yeah, I told you not to tell anyone. 649 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,715 Yeah, I was actually just feeling a little nervous, 650 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,051 'cause your mom makes me a little scared 651 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,219 and I couldn't think of what else to talk about. 652 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:03,639 - Nothing at all? - Yeah, well, you fucked up, baby, 653 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,266 because Max's been holdin' in her rage for a while now, 654 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,769 and she gonna lose her shit all over you right now. 655 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,229 - It's gonna be ugly... - I am right here. 656 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,707 - Sorry. - I had a whole speech and everything. 657 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,609 - Sorry. As you were. - Guy. Guy, old buddy... 658 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,195 Hey, hey. So, um, um, a bunch of those baseball girls 659 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,988 are actually in the bar right now. 660 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,949 They seem pretty nice, actually. 661 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:25,577 Actually, I keep telling you, actually, not to say inappropriate things. 662 00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:28,038 Look how mad she is! Feel the room, actually. 663 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:31,166 - I know. I say "actually" a lot. So much. - I say "actually" a lot. 664 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,728 - We say "actually" a lot. - I know, we say. 'Cause we a we now. 665 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,463 - But it's like, think of another word. - I know you actually do. 666 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,507 This is disgusting, I'mma go. 667 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,843 Hey, hey. Hold on, um, um, Max, listen. 668 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:45,430 William doesn't really like us out there with the customers. 669 00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:46,515 I don't work here. 670 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,850 Yeah, well, he lets you drink here for free. 671 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,353 Relax. Just going to check out the competition. 672 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,607 - They're not your competition. You're not... - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Max. 673 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,129 Yeah. Sure, dancing is fun, 674 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,340 but people don't talk about how dangerous it is. 675 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,302 So, if your dad's so strict, how'd he let you come? 676 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,055 He didn't. I just came. 677 00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,852 What? 678 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,645 I kinda ran away too. 679 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,858 Is that why you changed your hair? To be incognito? 680 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,819 Maybe. I don't think I look that different, though. 681 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:42,904 Mmm. 682 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:47,325 You kinda do. 683 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,551 Hey there. 684 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,635 - Hi. - Hi. 685 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,804 Hi. 686 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:08,764 - Hi. - Hi. 687 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,515 - How are you? - I'm good. 688 00:39:13,894 --> 00:39:16,104 How long have you and Jo known each other? 689 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,148 I don't know, a million years. 690 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,902 We met playing baseball. In Queens. When we were kids. 691 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,863 Got our first jobs together, her grandma threw her out, 692 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,115 because she said she wasn't a real girl. 693 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:30,160 - A kid said that to me once because I played baseball. - Yeah. 694 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:33,622 What? 695 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,458 I want you to make me a promise. Okay? 696 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:41,713 Whatever happens with this thing, however long it lasts, 697 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:43,673 let's rob the bank. 698 00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:45,509 Sound good? 699 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,552 - Yeah, that sounds good. - Okay. 700 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:55,268 You mean that we should take advantage of all this 701 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:58,772 and do whatever we want, and not actually rob a bank? 702 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,900 You're saying that if I found a job for us to pull, you wouldn't do it? 703 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:06,321 I would have to really think about where I stood. 704 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,532 - Of course. - If I would drive the car or whatever. 705 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:09,615 Uh-huh. 706 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,244 Just 'cause I'm not a fast driver. 707 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,629 Jo's by herself, so I gotta dance with her. 708 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,923 Okay. I'm gonna... I'll be... 709 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,968 I'm just gonna get another drink or something. 710 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,386 Okay. Well... 711 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,180 Bye. 712 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,598 Bye. 713 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:06,673 What in the Howdy-Doody, white Jesus, unseasoned chicken kinda dancing is this? 714 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:10,594 I don't know, but it is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. 715 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,680 Hey, Maxine. Your mom cut my hair. What do you think? 716 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,765 Yeah, it's nice. 717 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:19,644 What? 718 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,814 - How you been, Gary? - Good, good. 719 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,983 I just got a new job at the screw factory. 720 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,444 - Wait, they're hiring colored guys now? - Yeah. 721 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,112 And they're taking me on the team too. 722 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,156 You're looking at the new second baseman. 723 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,741 - The team? - Yeah. 724 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:36,077 - As in the baseball team? - Yeah, the baseball team. 725 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:38,830 Okay. You can't even get hit with the ball. 726 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,665 Thanks. 727 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,835 A bunch of guys got drafted, so all these spots opening up... 728 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,213 I'm literally four billion times the player you are! 729 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,174 Yeah, but it doesn't matter, 'cause you're a woman. 730 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,637 - Oh, right. Yeah, it doesn't matter. - It's the men's team. 731 00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:54,971 It doesn't matter. I'm a woman. 732 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:55,931 - I know. - I can't do anything. 733 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,517 But you know what a woman can do. A woman can beat your ass. 734 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,062 - Whoa! Max! - Let me tell you that women can... 735 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:04,790 - Get out of here. Move your ass. - I'm not doing anything. 736 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,334 - What the hell's wrong with you? - Oh, thank you. 737 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,944 - Let me... Stop it. - Will you just quit it? 738 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,195 Hey! Will you... 739 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,405 How many times do I have to tell you 740 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,770 you can't lose your shit like that in front of white folk? 741 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,493 This is my husband's job. 742 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,246 Sorry. 743 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,708 Well, you had your fun with Guy, you humiliated Gary. 744 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,461 At least we don't have to pretend you not mad no more. 745 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,921 Take a breath, okay? 746 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:31,049 I'm gonna go clean up your mess, as per fucking usual. 747 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,934 Yuck. I don't like it. 748 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,439 I have never met anyone like you. 749 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,985 Well, I've never met anyone like you. 750 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,862 - I'm sure that you have. - Uh-uh. 751 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:58,660 Some of that stuff you said in your letter last night... I mean, yeah. 752 00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,971 - Whoo, boy! - Okay, all right. 753 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:02,038 Okay, just tell me what I wrote. 754 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,083 I think you know what you wrote. 755 00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:17,804 I feel like I am screwing up my entire life... 756 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,350 and I don't know why. 757 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:26,438 Everything that I have always wanted... 758 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,276 No. 759 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:38,199 But I'm not stopping because... 760 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,453 it feels good. 761 00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:46,875 Okay. 762 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,465 Come with me. 763 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:57,510 Come on. Come in here. 764 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,479 What did you want to tell me? 765 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,013 I thought so. 766 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,535 There you are. I'm sorry, Guy. 767 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,619 It's all right. 768 00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,497 I'm sorry for overreacting. 769 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,084 I need to find Gary and apologize to him too. 770 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,588 I love you more than anyone else in the entire world, you know that, right? 771 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,048 - I'm right here. - Shh-shh. 772 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,050 I know. I love you too. 773 00:45:19,134 --> 00:45:20,051 Okay. 774 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:23,096 I'll let you know if we have to move to California. 775 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,641 Did you hear what Gary said about the factory? 776 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,894 Yeah, did you? He said they were hiring colored men. 777 00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:32,814 I mean, white women last month, now colored men? 778 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,858 Things are changing pretty fast, huh? 779 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,819 Who's moving to California? 780 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:40,238 Nobody's moving anywhere if she gets on that factory team. 781 00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:51,666 Wait, Greta. Where are you going? 782 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,920 I'm, uh, gonna show Danny here some of the sights. 783 00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:57,547 - Peter. I'm Peter. - Oh. 784 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,133 Uh, but you don't even know the sights, you just got here. 785 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:05,054 Um, I feel like maybe I can find something that he can look at. 786 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,418 See you at the barracks. 787 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:08,766 Are you sure this a good idea? You just met him. 788 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:12,604 - It's sweet of you to worry, but I can take care of myself. - Good night. 789 00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:29,495 Hi. 790 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,247 Hi. 791 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:33,833 Again. 792 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,919 Um... 793 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,672 I was just, um... 794 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,758 It's okay. 795 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,476 You were at the tryouts, right? 796 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,646 That was an incredible throw. 797 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,399 Yeah. I know. 798 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,835 Women are swinging the bat in the All-American Girls League, 799 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:20,547 but the question remains, will anyone come to watch? 62144

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