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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:05,280 One day Mach and Šebestová were returning home from school 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,720 and as they were walking along, Šebestová says: 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,840 Look, that man is pretending to be a dog! 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,600 But Mach says: Yeah, sure, an old man pretending to be a dog! 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,680 That man's looking for his glasses, you bet on it. 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:23,640 And he was right, the man had lost his glasses and couldn't find them, 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,720 because it's difficult to find your glasses 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,560 when you haven't got your glasses on. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,520 Fortunately, Mach was wearing his, 12 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,480 so he was able to find the glasses for the old man, and the latter said: 13 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:39,880 Well, since you are so willing to help out elderly people, 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:45,880 I'll give you something which will fulfil all your wishes. 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,880 And then he vanished. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,880 And Šebestová tried it out straightaway: she asked if they could have wings 17 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:57,520 and the magic phone said: As you wish. And suddenly they had wings, 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,040 and so they flew home and Mach said: I tell you, Šebestová, 19 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,440 we're going to have fun with this magic phone... 20 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,840 Just you wait and see! 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,600 {\an8}We're the pupils from 3B class 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,880 {\an8}We watch each other and see 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,080 {\an8}That we're only cartoon figures 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,280 {\an8}And that bothers us, people. 25 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,280 {\an8}We don't want to be made of paper 26 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,680 {\an8}We want a body made to measure 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,880 {\an8}We'll come to see you in a moment The world is our oyster. 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,680 I'm Jonathan, the clever dog 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,760 I'm supposed to act as Dad 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,880 And if I hold the course 31 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,880 I'll get a piece of roast 32 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,160 They set off on their way 33 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,680 And took the magic phone with them 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,680 In a moment you'll see 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,200 All the adventures they had. 36 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,560 Come in, Mrs Průcha. 37 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,200 - How much do you need? - Ah, just a little... - Coming right up. 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,440 - Good evening. - Hi, Jakub! 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,200 - What are you watching? - I'm waiting the children's cartoon... 40 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,920 How are your parents? When are they coming back? 41 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,080 - Not until Christmas... - I see. 42 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,640 Yesterday they wrote that... 43 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,240 there’s 40 degrees in the shade in Beijing. 44 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,040 Dad wants to learn kung-fu. Do you know what that is? 45 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,480 Some kind of food, isn't it? 46 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,360 - Right, here you are... - Oh, thanks. Thank you! Ouch! 47 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,880 Ouch! Oh! It's so painful! Got that spasm again! Ouch, ouch! 48 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,280 What is it? What the... Jakub, help, ah, ah, oh... oh... 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,680 Give me a bit of support, Jakub! I have to get my circulation going. 50 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,560 Ah! Hey! That's better... Ouch! 51 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,760 Tell me something, take my mind off it! Ah, ah... 52 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,760 I can't think... Jakub, go and get that magazine. There. 53 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,880 I wanted to show you something. Look at that, she looks like you, 54 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,280 - doesn't she? What do you think? - Go on with you! 55 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,200 Look at that dress! Goodness me! Ouch! 56 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,920 If only I could wear something like that, just once in my life. 57 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,200 - Ouch! But it's okay now... - ...special evening programme... 58 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,840 - Granny, the cartoon is starting. - Okay, Okay... 59 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,280 - Well, I'll be off. Thanks! Good night! - Bye! 60 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,680 Bye! 61 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,280 Come here, you wouldn't want to miss a thing, would you? 62 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,360 One day, when Horáček was standing by the blackboard, 63 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,760 the headmaster brought in a new girl called Květuše Sweet, 64 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,840 and Horáček, the scoundrel, just went and ate her ear and said 65 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,120 that it was a bit sour for his taste... 66 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,760 and the teacher shouted: Horáček, that's the last straw! 67 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,920 But the headmaster took a piece of chalk and said: 68 00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:00,360 You're extremely lucky, Horáček, that we live in a cartoon series; 69 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,120 it would be much worse if we lived in the real world. 70 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,280 And Šebestová asked straightaway where this real world was 71 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,400 and whether the whole class could go there on a day-trip by coach. 72 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,640 The teacher said that was perfect nonsense, 73 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,840 and that cartoon figures can't enter the real world... 74 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,080 But when they were walking home from school, Šebestová said: 75 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,560 Mach, I'd like to know if there are real dragons and princesses 76 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,320 in this real world. And Mach said: 77 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,760 I'd like to know if there are real lions and tigers there. 78 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,600 At that moment, he had an idea and said: 79 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,240 Hey, Šebestová, why don't we go and visit the real world, after all, 80 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,400 we've got the magic phone, haven't we? 81 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,520 And so he asked straightaway 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,880 whether they could go and see a nice family in the real world. 83 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,280 Ha! What's going on? What on earth...! 84 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,680 Excuse me, is this the real world? 85 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,240 Who are you? 86 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,120 Mach... and Šebestová. And Jonathan. 87 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,760 Come on, get a move on! 88 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,280 Ah! Quick, turn it off, or they'll all be coming through! 89 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,120 Hello... 90 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,480 But you look completely different! 91 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,840 Except the clothes, maybe... 92 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,560 The magic phone arranged it. So we don't look so conspicuous. 93 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:41,960 Just as well! There'd be bedlam wherever Mach and Šebestová turned up. 94 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,280 - Hi! - Hi, my name’s Rek. 95 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,080 I'm Jonathan. Nice to meet you. 96 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:54,000 - You haven't got fleas, have you? - Do you mind?! 97 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,960 - Hey, you wanted to see a real lion, didn't you? - Hmm. 98 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,120 But they haven't got any in our zoo. 99 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,240 But at least we've got a stuffed one at school. 100 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,920 Okay, we'll go to school with you tomorrow. 101 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,600 Hey, wait a moment! But what about the cartoon series? 102 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,480 We got the phone to make our doubles. 103 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,880 But who's going to register you with the school 104 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,400 if you haven't got any parents here? 105 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:24,760 That's no problem! Jonathan can be our dad. 106 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,680 Jonathan! 107 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,200 Could Jonathan act as our dad? I mean... just pretend to be our dad. 108 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,600 But of course! 109 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,840 Ah! That's all we need! 110 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,680 - Woof! - I nearly had kittens! 111 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:50,000 You have to act like you're our dad. You're a person now. 112 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,280 I don't want to be a person. I'll have to start combing my hair! 113 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,160 We said you're going to be our dad, so Dad it is! 114 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,280 But I want to play with Rek! Woof! 115 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,120 Excuse me, we need to arrange it like this: 116 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,720 When Jonathan barks twice, he'll be a dog. 117 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,280 And when he barks three times, he'll be a person. 118 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,280 Certainly, you can rely on me. 119 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,240 We'll explain it all in the morning. Now just bark twice... 120 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,120 - Woof! Woof! - ...and you can play with Hero. 121 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:25,040 I don't believe this. They just appear out of the TV, just like that! 122 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,440 - Hmm, hmm! - Hop! 123 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,880 - Huh. - You'll have to make do for one night. 124 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,080 - Thank you. - Good night and no more talking! 125 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,360 Good night! 126 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,360 They're your parents, aren't they? 127 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,120 - What are they doing in China? - Dad's working there. 128 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,600 - They've been there a long time. - You miss them, don't you? - Hm. 129 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,920 - Do you want to see them? - What do you mean? 130 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,280 - Like this. Watch this! - What are you doing?! 131 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,360 Hello? 132 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,840 Wow! That's Mum and Dad! Come on, let's surprise them. 133 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,080 That's a pagoda, isn't it? 134 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,760 Yes, we were there a moment ago. 135 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,080 Hello, can I stroke him? Of course you can... 136 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,680 Our boy just loves dogs. 137 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,280 So do all the children where we come from... 138 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,320 - Dad! - Hmm? - Why can't we have a dog like that? 139 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,320 I've told you at least a hundred times. We live in the city. 140 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,480 That's no place for a dog. 141 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,880 If you want to see our Great Wall, we'll have to hurry. 142 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,080 Hang on a sec, I just want to film you together. 143 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,880 - Come to the side a bit... Come on, Lin! - Make a little group! 144 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,680 Oh! My hat's falling off! 145 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,680 Come over here a bit, so we get the palace behind us. 146 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,880 - A little to the left. - I'll go in the middle. - Smile! 147 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,080 Jakub! 148 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,680 Hush! 149 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,920 I just saw our Jakub with some children in the view finder! 150 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,600 - Our Jakub? - See for yourself! Have a look! 151 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,280 Look! See them? 152 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,280 Look, here! 153 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,080 - They were here! They've gone now. - Did you see them? 154 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,800 What would he be doing here? It's just nonsense. 155 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,680 It's not nonsense! We've got a magic phone! 156 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,760 This is Mach and Šebestová... 157 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:43,320 - Mum! - Jakub! - I'm so happy! - Is it really you, Jakub? 158 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,640 If you want to see the Great Wall, we can be there in a jiffy! 159 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,280 But we haven't got a helicopter. We've only come by car! 160 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,480 Come here. 161 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,600 We'll go via Beijing now that we're here, we may as well. 162 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,760 - Thanks. - No problem. 163 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,120 Come on, children, hurry up! Why are you all in your pyjamas? 164 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,280 Well, Mach came up with this idea when we were going to bed. 165 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,520 So you have to be back later on today, right? 166 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,480 Of course! I have to go to school in the morning. 167 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,800 Hello? 168 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,520 Hey, Mach! 169 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,880 That's the island. 170 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,440 Here's your lion! 171 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,760 - I want to stroke him! - Mach! Come down at once! Right now! 172 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,440 - Lin! - What on earth are you doing? 173 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,040 - Stop that! - Let's go and see the lake, shall we? 174 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,480 - Quick! - Let's go! 175 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,480 That bridge goes right over to the island. 176 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:43,120 Right, everyone take a pair of chopsticks - you hold them like this... 177 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,720 - ...and pick your food up like this! - Aha. 178 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:50,160 Now look and see how you eat this crab. Like this! 179 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,360 - Calm down, Lin! - Eat up! 180 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,600 You'll see that we get to the Great Wall in time. 181 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,280 - Before you can say ”Jack Robinson”. - What was that? 182 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,280 - Jack Robinson. - Jack Robinson? - Hm. 183 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:12,640 - We really have to hurry now. - Yes, we certainly do, the car's over there. 184 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,520 - OK, one, two... - Thank you. - ...three, four. In you get! 185 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,600 - I'm first! - Second! 186 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,440 - Now straight to the Great Wall! - Like Jack Robinson! 187 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,320 - Wow! Here we are. Thank you. - Thanks. 188 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,280 We're standing in a place called Badaling. Remember that. 189 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,480 This is the largest construction on the Asian continent, it runs along 190 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:56,080 the northern border of our country for thousands of kilometres. 191 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,080 - As you can see, this historical site... - Lin! 192 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,920 Hey, Alenka! 193 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,880 This is for you, to remind you of your time here. 194 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,880 That's lovely! 195 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,280 Jakub. 196 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,760 Yeah, that's Chung-Kuei. I've seen him on stage and in films 197 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,280 and I've also read about him. I'll tell you about it. 198 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,680 But now let's go up onto the Wall! Who's going to get there first? 199 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,080 - Yeah! Me! - Me, definitely! - Slow down! 200 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,320 - So, you've got a dog? - Yeah, he's called Rek. 201 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,280 Ours is called Jonathan, and if he barks three times, 202 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,280 he changes into a person and he talks. 203 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,040 - That's nonsense! Rubbish! - I'm not making that up, am I boys? 204 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,280 No, she isn't, but to stop you arguing about it, we can show you. 205 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,080 Yeah. 206 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,200 Hey, we can be back before your parents make it to the top. 207 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,520 - But wait! - Hello? We need to go home for a while. 208 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,880 As you wish. 209 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,840 Jakub! 210 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,840 Hi, Granny! Mum and Dad say hello and they wanted to give you this. 211 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,280 Where have you been? And who's this? 212 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,640 We went to China. 213 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,760 And this is Lin. His parents are friends of Mum and Dad's. 214 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,280 Another one! As if those two weren't enough! 215 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,240 He wanted to see Jonathan. He doesn't believe that he can talk. 216 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,520 I mean, when he's pretending to be our dad that is. 217 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,560 - What about your parents? - I have to call them. 218 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,760 Oh no, the cocoa! 219 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,080 We're not having any breakfast, Gran. 220 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,480 We've just had lunch. 221 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:26,040 - How do you call China? - Zero, zero, eight, six! 222 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,000 Lin, come here. Who's this? 223 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,680 Oh, that's Chung-Kuei. A good ghost. 224 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,080 Demon killer. He punishes all evil. 225 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:42,560 Go and call your parents. This might come in handy. 226 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,080 - Where? Where are you? - Oh, it's Lin calling! 227 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200 I see. Of course! 228 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,680 Don't forget what you promised. Yeah, okay, bye! 229 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,720 The children took him to the Řeháčeks' place. 230 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,920 - What? They're in Bohemia? - It's supposed to be a fascinating place. 231 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,280 He can't help it. He'll be home tonight. 232 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,640 He'll be back, after all, you saw what that phone can do, didn't you? 233 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,320 What a thing to do, traipse all round China! 234 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,480 - You'll fall asleep at school! - Don't worry, Gran. 235 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,880 - What about Lin? - We've got it all worked out. 236 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,080 Don't worry, Mrs Řeháček, I have to be home before dinner. 237 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,120 Aha. Well, this is a bit much! 238 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,640 We'll explain to Jonathan on the way what he has to say at school. 239 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,640 Where is Jonathan? 240 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,720 He's guzzling his food with Rek out the back. 241 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,400 Hey, come here, come here! You wanted to see a real princess, 242 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,360 well, here you've even got a queen, the Queen of Savoy! 243 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,480 Hey, Mach, look, a real queen. 244 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,960 They've started their celebrations in Savoy. It's being broadcast live! 245 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:04,280 Can you see her crown? Those are real diamonds! 246 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,480 I wish I could touch it! 247 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,440 - Where are you off to? - I'm going to get the phone! 248 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,520 - Hey! - She's disappeared! - She's disappeared! 249 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,280 Did you see that? The queen's vanished! 250 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,680 Hey! Duke! No, no! Go away! 251 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,520 Get off me! What is this?! 252 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,120 What's going on? Huh! 253 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,680 - It’s time for a commercial! - Where am I? 254 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:55,680 I just wanted to touch your crown. Is it really made of diamonds? 255 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,280 - I'm sorry? - Oh, my lord! It's the queen! 256 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,080 Take me back immediately! 257 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,600 The table won't lay itself, but with ”Bimko” chocolate 258 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,080 you can magic up a hearty breakfast yourselves. 259 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,680 Well, what's it to be?! 260 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,320 This won't take a second. Give that here! Please, 261 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:20,280 - return Her Majesty to the television! - If that's what you want. 262 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,680 {\an8}Hey! Help! You've got to help me! 263 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,680 {\an8}Help! 264 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,880 Get me out of here! 265 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,880 {\an8}Save me! 266 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,080 Ouch! It's too hot! 267 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,320 Ah! I made a mistake! Bring her back! 268 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,480 It occurred to me straightaway that it was a bit of a silly request. 269 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,160 Yes, you were right. 270 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,600 - No! Please! Ah... - Thank you! 271 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,520 No! 272 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:58,480 Our new washing powder will give your clothes a dazzling whiteness... 273 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,280 Ah! Oh! Ah! 274 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,240 Good grief! 275 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,880 Please, go away, I'll look after her. 276 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,240 You'll be late! Did you hear me? 277 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,360 Your Majesty, please, Your Majesty. 278 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:22,000 Co... co... a... Oh, oh... 279 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,520 What are you going to do with me now, Mach? 280 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,200 Don't worry, you can go with us, you can be a little doll or something. 281 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:35,160 Now watch Jonathan turning into a dad. Jonathan, bark three times! 282 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,680 - He can talk? - Woof! 283 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,920 Jonathan, where are you going? 284 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,840 Stand up! 285 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,080 Tell the headmaster that you're our dad. You can call yourself Dvořák. 286 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,520 And that you're registering us for the school term, okay? 287 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,560 Woof! But all dads have to have a hat! 288 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,600 They don't all have to. 289 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,680 But I want a hat! Otherwise I'm not doing this! 290 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:13,280 Oh, make a hat for him, will you? 291 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,080 - Please, could you make Jonathan a hat? - Certainly. 292 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,720 Do Lin as well, but so that he can see and hear everything! 293 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:28,480 - Please, could you turn Lin into a wooden doll? - Coming right up! 294 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,280 That's the magic phone! And that's Mach and Šebestová! 295 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,440 You know what you have to say, Jonathan? 296 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,920 Gran's cooking a rabbit. 297 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,920 If you don't get it wrong, you'll get some too. 298 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,080 - But you have to tell me what to say! - Of course we will. 299 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,440 Just don't sniff around anybody! Come on! 300 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,080 Yeah, yeah. 301 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,280 Rykl again! I saw you! Give that here! 302 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,600 Just you wait, this will be appearing on your report, make no mistake! 303 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,840 Keep your hair on! 304 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,560 You've come to register your children, haven't you? It’s the 3rd form. 305 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,280 - Yes. - Take your hat off! 306 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:29,920 I'm talking to your father, not to you! And you are Mr... 307 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,360 Dvořák. I am not a dog, if you please. And I'm having rabbit for lunch, 308 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,480 roast rabbit! 309 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,920 Excuse me, Mr Dvořák, why are you telling me you're not a dog? 310 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,360 Ouch! I'm a dad! Can't you see that I've got a hat? 311 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:53,720 Yes... you have... I think I understand you. 312 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:59,200 I'll take the children into class. Wait for me here. 313 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:13,240 Sit down! I've got two new pupils here, the Dvořák children. 314 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,080 Sit them down somewhere, please, and we'll sort out the administration later. 315 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,600 Dvořák, you sit there at the back and your sister can sit here 316 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,880 - on the front bench. - Right. Get going! Goodbye. 317 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,400 Ouch! 318 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,640 Rykl yet again. Stand up, Rykl! What did I tell you a moment ago?! 319 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:38,280 I'll have to think up a very, very severe punishment for you. 320 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,680 And I'll think up a much worse one for you! 321 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,160 Is that the way to speak to the headmaster, Rykl? 322 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,880 Pašek! Late again! 323 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,480 I want you to write 100 "must not be late for school” a hundred times. 324 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,520 And bring it to my office tomorrow morning, do you understand? 325 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600 Yes, I do. 326 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,320 What do you do, Mr Dvořák? 327 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,240 I either lie about or I run around. 328 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,080 So you are an athlete? 329 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,880 Well... When it's muddy, Mrs Kadrnožka washes my... 330 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,000 - Your running shoes? - No, my paws! - You mean feet. 331 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,120 Yeah, those as well. 332 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:30,080 Well, feet, they're a sportsman's capital, aren't they? 333 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,280 - Who is Mrs Kadrnožka? - My mistress, of course. 334 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,880 But she's married to you, isn't she? Why isn't she called Mrs Dvořák? 335 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:47,880 I don't know. She's a strange woman. When I run after cats, she tells me off. 336 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,000 Come in! 337 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,240 - Hope I'm not disturbing you. - No, no, no. We've just finished. 338 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,080 - It was nice to meet you, Mr Dvořák, goodbye! - That's my hat! 339 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,520 Of course. 340 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,200 I'm getting a piece of roast rabbit! 341 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,920 - You promised him a rabbit? - No, of course not. 342 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,080 I've never encountered such a stupid father in my life! 343 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,720 An athlete, probably a footballer! 344 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,080 So, my little star, 345 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,760 what have you decided? Well? 346 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,080 I've been in a wonderful mood since morning. 347 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:31,400 And because I'm in a wonderful mood, I'll accept your invitation. 348 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,200 Helena, you're divine! 349 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,480 I wish it was evening already! 350 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,760 - You're a gentleman, Vojtěch. - Hm. 351 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,520 Let's calm down now. Where is Šimek? I can't see him! 352 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,370 - He's on the toilet. - Right. 353 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,520 Last time we were speaking about 354 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,080 about the Neanderthal man. 355 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,880 Today we're going to take a look at the primeval hunter. 356 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,320 Okay, calm down! That wasn't supposed to be there. 357 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,520 I'm really sorry about that. 358 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,880 Non-verbal interpretation is never as eloquent as the image. 359 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,880 - Please, could we have a Neanderthal? - Certainly. 360 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,320 Oh! Mam-moth. Mam-moth! 361 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,000 - Mam-moth. - Excuse me! Please! 362 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,280 Mam-moth, mam-moth... 363 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,680 - Do you get it? - Pretty clear to me. 364 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,880 That was an illusion. Neanderthal man! 365 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,080 But how did he get here? 366 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,520 - Give that here, I'll hold it. - Thank you. 367 00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:00,800 - It's open, go in. - No, you go first. - Thank you. 368 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,000 What were you thinking of, conjuring up that Neanderthal? 369 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,440 You'll give us away! 370 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,720 I just wanted to help the teacher. 371 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,200 A real primeval man! But how did he get here? 372 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,320 Calm down, there must be an explanation! 373 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,520 Ugh! It stinks in here! 374 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,920 - Where's that lion? - What are you talking about? What lion? 375 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,240 He was here, where is he? 376 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,400 The moths ate his mane, so the caretaker took him away to the dump. 377 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,880 Ah, a bit of fresh air! 378 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:42,720 Huh! Mam-moth! Mam-moth! 379 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,680 Ugh, scared the life out of me! He ate the stuffed pine marten. 380 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,000 - Can you explain why you're not wearing any trousers? - Mam-moth! 381 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,040 - You can't run around like that! - What if he lives on the streets? 382 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,880 Well, we'll have to see whether homeless people can go around without trousers! 383 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,120 - Let's see... Hey! - Hey! 384 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,400 I've sent your dress to the dry-cleaners. 385 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,920 Thank you! 386 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,880 Right. Hurry up! Oh... it's on now. 387 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,720 The disappearance of the Savoy queen has aroused suspicions 388 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,520 that this may be a political kidnapping. 389 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,360 The perpetrators will be given the stiffest punishment. 390 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,280 That's terrible! 391 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,880 I'll call our embassy, I've found the number. 392 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,280 How are you going to explain it to them? 393 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,360 Well... 394 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,440 - The line's dead! - Really? What bad luck! 395 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,280 I just have to get away from here! 396 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,920 There's a policeman! He'll help me! Quick! 397 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,680 Hey! Wait! 398 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,920 What can I do for you, madam? 399 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,280 Take me to the Savoy embassy immediately! I am Queen Sophia II. 400 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:39,080 Yeah, I recognised you immediately. By that red tracksuit. 401 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,920 Is that your national costume? 402 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,920 My dress is at the dry-cleaners! I fell into a chocolate drink. 403 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,880 I nearly drowned. 404 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,920 Of course. Queens are always falling in chocolate drinks. 405 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,080 This is not a joke! I fell into a mug! 406 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,360 Mrs Řeháček saved me. With a telephone. 407 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,520 Write that down, will you. 408 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,280 Hey, you! Please. 409 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,280 Into some chocolate. Write this down... 410 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,880 - You'll have to keep a closer watch on her. - Yes, yes. 411 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,440 - Otherwise, it's the loony-bin for her. - I will. 412 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,480 DIPLOMA 413 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,280 Is he a Count? 414 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,840 As soon as the children bring the phone, we'll get you back home. 415 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,440 Hmm, this jam's wonderful. 416 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,520 - Did you make it yourself? - Of course. 417 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,120 I only use strawberries from Mrs Hlaváček. 418 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,280 No-one has strawberries like hers. Have a taste! 419 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,640 Hmm, they smell wonderful! 420 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,680 That man in that photograph, he's a count, isn't he? 421 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,920 May I ask who he is? 422 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,760 My father. 423 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,480 Then that means you're a countess! 424 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,320 - In that case, you can call me Sophia. - And I'm Božena. 425 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,440 Could you help me, Sophia? 426 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,720 Me? But queens don't... 427 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,600 Yes they do. No-one knows you around here 428 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,200 and I'm not going to tell anyone. Catch! 429 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,120 We're going to hang out the washing. 430 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,880 We're going to do some hanging? Who? 431 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,560 - Good day, Boženka! - Hello, Karlíček! 432 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,480 - I've never done this before. - It's as easy as pie! 433 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,280 I see. That's quite practical! 434 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,480 - Ah! Mařenka, I could do with a beer! - Just coming, Karel! 435 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,360 See? You're getting good at it, Sophia. 436 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,080 - Oh! I've got the mushroom soup on! - Hm. 437 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,880 - You promised me that beer! - B... b... do you mind? 438 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,600 - Karel! - Oh! 439 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,800 Karel, here's your beer! 440 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,800 - Are you from twins? - No, I'm from Vodňany! 441 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,920 It's incredible how similar you are to me. 442 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,240 No, you're similar to me. 443 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,840 Stop arguing, Maria! 444 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,320 Shush! Be quiet! Shush! 445 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,840 That's Sophia II, Queen of Savoy! 446 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,280 - Her? - Hmm. 447 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,280 Don't worry about a thing, Sophia, these are my best neighbours. 448 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,720 Gran, we're here! 449 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,760 Who are these children? I don't know them! 450 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,840 I'll explain later. We've got to get the queen home. 451 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,080 They're looking for her. Go and get the royal crown, Jakub! 452 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,880 And Mach, hurry up with that phone. 453 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,280 I'll send you your dress via the embassy. 454 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,720 I'll send you your tracksuit via a diplomatic courier, Boženka. 455 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,680 - Hurry up! - I can't wait to get home! 456 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,120 I haven't got the phone! The doll Lin has disappeared as well! 457 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,600 Hey, what's the matter with her? 458 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,880 - Let's have a new ball! - Okay, as you wish! 459 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,680 You're not going to put the blame on me for that again! 460 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,600 I'll tell them everything, everything! 461 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,720 Get lost, you cow! 462 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,920 Don't you dare talk to me like that! I've had just about enough of you! 463 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,080 And I've had you up to here! 464 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,480 - Turn her into a cow, right now! - If that's what you want... - Ludvik! 465 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,320 - Ludvik! I saw that! Give me that phone! - You bet! 466 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,920 Ludvik, I'm going to call your dad about this! 467 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,880 I'll call him, I will! 468 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,080 Sorry, Cilka. Ludvik didn't mean to do that. 469 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,520 It may be a little more expensive, but it's got lots of advantages. 470 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,880 For instance... Excuse me. 471 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,160 - Rykl. - Mojmír, get over here immediately! Cilka's a cow! 472 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,440 Come on, Irenka, remember you're a lady! 473 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,080 - But she really is a cow! - Please! I've got a customer here. 474 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,200 My wife got carried away... 475 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,840 You know what it's like with home helps these days. 476 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 - Boss! - What? - Look over there! 477 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,320 - One moment. What can I do for you? - Mam-moth. 478 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,120 We haven't got any mammoths here. Try the shop opposite. 479 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,240 They've got poultry and venison. Please, Mr Václav! 480 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,040 People just don't know what they want these days, do they? 481 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,240 One minute they're shaving their heads, 482 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,600 the next they're walking around all hairy. 483 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,480 You know, if he was sixteen or something... But this? 484 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,680 You're a chicken and an idiot, Kubát! 485 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,320 I can find myself better friends! And stop following me around! 486 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,880 I want you to send me Horáček and Pažout from that television series. 487 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,520 And get a move on! 488 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,240 As you wish, but I don't think they're around at the moment... 489 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,120 - I said make it snappy! - Certainly! 490 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,200 Horáček, look at this! What's up? What's going on? 491 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,360 This must be the real world, the boss was talking about it. 492 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,000 Hey, I got the phone off Mach and Šebestová. 493 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,720 I made myself a load of money and now I want to make a real mess of the school. 494 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,080 I need to really give the headmaster his money's worth! Are you game? 495 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,440 What do you think?! Headmasters are idiots. 496 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,880 I'm game! 497 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,040 We turn the headmaster and teachers into some... I don't know yet. 498 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,520 And the school, we'll blow the school up with dynamite! 499 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:50,040 Good idea! But... we might get blown up ourselves! 500 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,280 Hey, that dynamite, someone else ought to do it. 501 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,880 I know who! 502 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,640 - Turn that doll back into a boy! - As you wish. 503 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,040 That's Mach's phone! Give it back to him! 504 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,240 Shut your face! You'll do what we tell you! 505 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,880 What do you have in mind? 506 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,360 The phone's going to make us some dynamite 507 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,280 and you're going to blow the school up! 508 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,080 - No way! - No? 509 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,360 Then we'll turn you into a caterpillar and squash you flat! 510 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,080 What on earth are you doing?! 511 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,120 - Hey, stop that! - Get him! 512 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,720 - We're not going to give you the soft treatment! Ouch! - Ouch! 513 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,920 Want to do some kicking, do you? 514 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,880 - Got you! - I've got him! 515 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,080 Hold him down. I'll tie him up! 516 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,280 Make sure it's tight! You can't do anything now. 517 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,440 Mr Telephone Receiver, help! Send Mr Chung-Kuei over here! 518 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,280 Certainly! 519 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,480 What? 520 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,480 It's great, 521 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,720 - there's always something going on here. - Exactly. 522 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,280 Cowards! 523 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,280 Chung-Kuei, you're here! 524 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,440 I'm going to chop you up into little noodles! 525 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,280 Cilka! Irenka! Is anyone here?! 526 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,120 - Come here, Mojmír! - Come here? Where? 527 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,080 Here, in the mirror! 528 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,760 Yeah. Sorry. My God, Irenka, What are you doing there? 529 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,280 And what's that cow doing here? 530 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,520 Didn't I tell you that Cilka had been turned into a cow? 531 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:18,480 It's that Ludvík, he's got a phone like the one Mach and Šebestová have 532 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,080 - and we can't get it off him! - Where is that little rascal? 533 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,440 I'll... Where on earth is he? 534 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,840 In his room probably. But don't be too hard on him! 535 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280 Tell him to get me out of here! 536 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,040 - The bathroom! Quick! - Yes! 537 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,400 Cowards! Three against one! 538 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,880 What in God's name is going on here? 539 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,080 Hey! Give that... give that here! 540 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,680 You wretch! 541 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,920 Come back, Ludvík, give that to me! Hey, and you two, get out of here 542 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,640 before I call the police. I'll get the police onto you! 543 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,480 Catch me! Catch me! Catch me if you can! 544 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,680 - Give me that phone! - No way! 545 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,680 I'll... You little wretch! 546 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,280 There, got you! Right. 547 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,120 Give it back! It's mine! This is a violation of human rights! 548 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,080 Stuff your human rights! How did you get hold of it? 549 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,680 Thanks for your help. Those boys fought tough, the sly devils! 550 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,720 - Tomorrow I'll start training you. - Some new punches? 551 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,840 I've got hundreds of those up my sleeve! 552 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,600 But we have to find our way back to the Řeháčeks. 553 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,040 This way. 554 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,880 No, it's got to be over there. Come on! 555 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,960 But didn't you have any friends? 556 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,000 Where would I find them? I didn't even go to school. 557 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,800 But you know how to read and write, don't you? 558 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,080 I had a tutor at home. 559 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,320 I wasn't allowed to be amongst other children. 560 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,280 That's why I like it so much being here with you. 561 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,400 And to be honest, it's nice to have a break from all that queening. 562 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,440 I wouldn't mind seeing a bit of the town, 563 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,120 seeing what it's like over here. 564 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,680 Okay, but you can't go out in a tracksuit. 565 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,880 At home they're always pinning things on me, 566 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,920 and here you've got it all ready-made! 567 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,280 What a great life you've got here! 568 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,120 - What about this? - No, I don't think so. 569 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,840 - Thank you, I think this quite suits me. - And it only costs sixty crowns! 570 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,280 Wonderfully elegant! 571 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,000 These cost three crowns each. 572 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,080 Dress for sixty, necklace for three. 573 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,080 - My husband would like that. He likes to save money. - Really? 574 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,480 - Hey, look what I've found! - Oh! 575 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,040 We'd been scouring the country for a whole week and nothing! 576 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,600 But, with my inner eye, I suddenly saw 577 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,000 that lost three-year-old boy 578 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,160 sleeping in a hut with the St Bernard. 579 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,920 And they actually found him there! 580 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,120 And what about the queen, Mr Blumenfeld, 581 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,360 can you see her as well with that inner eye of yours? 582 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,280 Yes! Of course. 583 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,200 I can see her quite clearly! 584 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,480 Where is she, then? 585 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,320 I don't know where she is, but she's buying a necklace, 586 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,880 - she's bought three of them now! - Oh, Lord. 587 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,480 Three pieces of jewellery! 588 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,920 According to the famous psychic Blumenfeld, 589 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,120 Queen Sophia II is being held somewhere in a suburb 590 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,720 of a Central European city, in a family villa... 591 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,920 - where they hang laundry up to dry in the garden. - Oh Lord! 592 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,720 The Savoy psychic has already set out to see whether his conjectures 593 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,560 have any foundation... 594 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,120 Come and help me! Quick, everyone! 595 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,520 We have to get this laundry in now! Hurry up! 596 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:32,680 Wait, wait, I'll help you! 597 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,680 Children, quick! Hurry up! Take it all down, that's it. 598 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,480 Boženka, why are you taking it down? 599 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:43,280 They've just announced a heavy downpour! 600 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,680 What downpour? It's nice out! Ah! Hey! Ah! Ouch! 601 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,920 And it's back into the washing machine! 602 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,200 That doesn't matter, just as long as it's not hanging on the line! 603 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,280 Jonathan! 604 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,080 Jonathan! 605 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,240 Such a clever dog, but the moment he sees a cat, he goes mad. 606 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,200 - Look! - Look, it's Lin! 607 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,120 Good heavens! He's back! 608 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,160 Hey! Yoo-hoo! 609 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,200 Hey! Lin! 610 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,560 That boy grabbed me and took the phone as well! This is Mr Chung-Kuei. 611 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,160 I called him for help. 612 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,880 Where's the phone? 613 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,680 - That boy's got it. - But what does he look like? 614 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,080 He’s got a stick in his mouth. And his dad calls him Ludvík! 615 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,520 So that's it. Ludvík Rykl stole the phone! 616 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,480 - I need to do something with the car. - As you wish. 617 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,040 Irenka, show the man. 618 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:06,600 - Now, I want this here instead of that! - Certainly. 619 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,640 It works! 620 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,880 Well! 621 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,280 I don't believe it! 622 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,680 Mojmír, come for a ride! 623 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,520 - Round the square! - Right round the square! 624 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,080 I can't... 625 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,840 - Not a bad little car for us, is it? - You said it! 626 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,680 Vojtěch, I tried to cook your Helenka some chicken for supper 627 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,480 and it's come out burnt. What on earth are you doing? 628 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,360 I know what I'm doing! 629 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,240 You've gone absolutely mad! 630 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,760 Oh! Damnation! Damn! 631 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,640 Could you fix the fence, please? But not until I’m on the other side! 632 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,360 As you wish. 633 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,240 - It must be here somewhere. - I know where I put things! 634 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,680 We might have to pay for this dearly. 635 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,680 There you are. 636 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,320 - There you are, Mum. - That's wonderful, Vojtěch! 637 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,960 But what if Rykl finds out? 638 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,000 You mustn't mention it to anyone! 639 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,600 And anyway, morally I'm in the right. 640 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,280 Rykl is a simpleton! He's just stingy. 641 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,120 I'm using this for more exalted aims. 642 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,520 - Do you understand? - Not really. 643 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,840 I'm going to be the new teacher of nations! Understand? 644 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,560 The school inspector will turn up and he'll be amazed! 645 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,200 I have a brilliant career before me! 646 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,120 But you want to get married! Think of practical things. 647 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,560 Sauna, swimming pool... 648 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,560 And a hi-fi. I definitely want a hi-fi. 649 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,760 What are we supposed to do here? 650 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,720 Why did you drag us here anyway? 651 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,840 I couldn't do anything about it, my dad just stole the phone. 652 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,840 Well, at least turn the telly on so we can watch the series 653 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,280 we're supposed to be in. 654 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,240 When Horáček and Pažout disappeared from the cartoon series, 655 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:44,280 their fathers went to their school and asked the teacher if she knew 656 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,880 where they were. But the teacher said: Your juniors... 657 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,120 are right little devils, who knows where they've run off to this time. 658 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,120 But this time we're going to give them a real hiding, we're going to send them 659 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,240 to a correction facility, or reform school. 660 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,520 We came to an agreement with the headmaster about it. 661 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,840 Reform school! You'll have fun there! 662 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,840 Reform school! All because of you, you cretin! 663 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,840 Mach and Šebestová were clever, 664 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,560 they made doubles of themselves, but us? We're in real trouble. 665 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,600 Reform school! Just let them try! 666 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,800 Of course! We're staying here! And you're looking after us! Or else...! 667 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,920 No problem. You know what? 668 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,480 I'll tell my parents to adopt you. 669 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:33,160 We can live like brothers. We'll have a lot of fun! 670 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,800 - You like that? - Wonderful! 671 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,200 It's really great! I must learn how to make this! 672 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,120 I've got hundreds of recipes like this! 673 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,360 You and our magic telephone! It can do anything in the world! 674 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,360 Yeah, but where is it? 675 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,240 Mrs Řeháček. Is that you, Viktor? 676 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,440 - It's dad! - Just a minute, Mum, I'll hand you over. 677 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:05,640 Hi, Mum! Why didn't you send Lin home like you said? 678 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,200 What? 679 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,320 I don't believe it! 680 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,640 Well, just try harder! Lin's parents are worried about him. 681 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,840 See you soon, bye! 682 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,720 Well, what's going on? 683 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,800 They had a bit of bad luck! 684 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,360 Their phone fell into a well! 685 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,560 But a diver is supposed to be turning up any minute. 686 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,440 That's rotten luck. I hope they get it out okay. 687 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,760 We can see the cartoon again! 688 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,240 Mr Průcha lent us their second television set. 689 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,560 They're setting it up there now with Chung-Kuei. 690 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,080 Lie down, Jonathan! This is the plan: 691 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,680 in the morning we'll stake out the Rykl's house 692 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,920 and see what Ludvík, Horáček and Pažout are up to. 693 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,880 There are three of them and there'll be four of us. 694 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,280 We'll take Lin with us, he can do kung-fu. 695 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,840 And Jonathan can pretend to be Dad again so that we have an adult with us. 696 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,960 As soon as they come out the gate, we'll go for them, 697 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,240 and the phone will be in our possession again! 698 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,360 What about me? You just go to school, like always. 699 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,520 {\an8}And I'm going to make little angels for the mantelpiece. 700 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,280 Real Gothic ones, in gold. 701 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,600 Don't you mean Baroque? 702 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:27,080 Yeah, Baroque, but especially lots of Gothic ones. 703 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,440 {\an8}And you go and choose the biggest swimming pool they have. 704 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,720 With a slide. 705 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,840 But now I'm going to get Ludvík up, don't want him to oversleep. 706 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,120 What's all this? Who are these two? 707 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,720 They're friends of mine. 708 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,080 Why didn't they sleep at home? Who are they? Tell me! 709 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,280 They can't go home. They're... 710 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,600 We're poor, we're orphans with no home to go to. 711 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,000 But we're good and affectionate. 712 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,680 They need us to adopt them. 713 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,280 I asked who they were! Speak up! 714 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,880 Horáček and Pažout, from that cartoon series. 715 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,920 I know them, they're little wretches! Throw them out Mojmír, right now! 716 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,120 Sorry, but I have to go now, wait a moment! 717 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,600 Cilka, throw them out onto the street! 718 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,880 Beyond the gate! 719 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,280 You idiot, I told you to lock the door! 720 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,160 - Let's get going! - Don't forget the money! 721 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,080 Come on, gentlemen, move it! Come on! 722 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,280 One, two, I don't want to catch you here again! 723 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,640 Go on, get moving, off you go! 724 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,880 Ludvík, Ludvík, get dressed immediately! 725 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,280 If my stupid father hadn't taken the phone, we could've popped 726 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,240 into a casino before lunch! 727 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,480 They haven't got the phone. 728 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,920 - Well, at least we can make use of this. - Let's go! 729 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,280 It's my dad! 730 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,080 Mojmír! Where do you want this? 731 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,280 For goodness' sake, keep it hidden! 732 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,280 - Where do you want it? - Put it in the shop! 733 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,600 Did you hear that? Go after him, we need to know where the shop is! 734 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,480 Jonathan, turn yourself into a dog! 735 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,600 Sir, yesterday he told me that goats are beasts of prey! 736 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,000 Exactly, don't worry, you'll see. 737 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,320 Come on, then. 738 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,000 - You all know your school-mate Škopek. - Here. 739 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,000 He's got the worst grades in the school, haven't you? 740 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160 I'll just give you a test question. 741 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,240 Škopek, how much is nine plus four? 742 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,000 - Ninety-four. - Škopek never disappoints. 743 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,880 And now I'll show you what a teacher can do if he is really 744 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,280 strong-willed. Just a moment! 745 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,680 Excuse me... 746 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,480 I had to concentrate there. And now, pay attention! 747 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:23,680 Ask Škopek the most difficult questions you can think of. 748 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,680 Who's first? 749 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:31,640 What is the Latin name for the wild Siberian cat with thick, yellow fur? 750 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,080 - Otocolobus manul. - Incredible! 751 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,480 When did Charles VI declare the Pragmatic Sanction? 752 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:42,880 19th of April, 1713 at 11 a.m. 753 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,600 At eleven? 754 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,680 You must have fixed it! This just isn't possible! 755 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,320 Well, you ask something! 756 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,880 Where does the town of Oulu lie? 757 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,280 In Finland. 25th meridian, 65th parallel of latitude. 758 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,040 Fantastic! Fantastic! 759 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:06,320 And that's how all our pupils are going to excel in our school. 760 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,880 - They'll give us all medals! And we'll be on television! - Yes. 761 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,280 And it's all due to your strong will, Vojtěch... you're a genius! 762 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,280 Yes, Helena, I'm a genius, 763 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,080 I admit it, but it was my profound feelings for you 764 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,680 which made me a genius. 765 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,640 By the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. 766 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,160 I invited them. 767 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,640 But you'll have to find something else to wear. 768 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,520 You have to look decent! 769 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,080 I'll get onto it right away, with my strength of will. 770 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,880 Could you go next door for a moment? I need to concentrate. 771 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,520 - Yes, of course, I understand. - Okay, bye! 772 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,800 What are you doing here? You're stepping on my wet floor! 773 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,080 Get off with you! 774 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,040 - As you wish. - Hmm. 775 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,680 Yon-hon! 776 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,680 Can't you knock? 777 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,640 I just wanted to give you those lines I did 778 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,320 about not being late for school. 779 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,080 You see, Pašek? You're late again. 780 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,080 Yes, I know. 781 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,400 - Hush. - Have you decided yet? 782 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,480 - Mojmír. - What? 783 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,560 That piece of junk doesn't work! It's broken! 784 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,520 What do you mean? It worked perfectly well yesterday. 785 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,360 You didn't put it in the dishwasher, did you? 786 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,680 Is one supposed to? 787 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,280 I thought that by afternoon we'd already have that swimming pool 788 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,600 and those angels. 789 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,880 What are you staring at? Have you chosen yet? 790 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,720 Yes, but we're missing one crown fifty. 791 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,080 We have to go to the bank. Come on! 792 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,160 Hey, could you lend me that Vinnetou book? 793 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,600 Sure. Come round for it, let's say after the evening cartoon. 794 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,880 He's got the phone in his headmaster's office. 795 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,880 - I saw him doing some magic with it. - That can't be right! 796 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,280 I swear it! When he saw me, he hid it in the cupboard. 797 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,880 So come over and pick it up! I have to go now. 798 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,520 - Wait, that's too much! - That's okay, buy an ice-breaker with it. 799 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,480 Hey! Look! 800 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,880 He's quite something, eh? 801 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,680 They call him Baron. He's supposed to steal dogs. 802 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,080 My dad won't buy me a dog because of him. 803 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,720 He says Baron would gobble him up. 804 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,480 - Hi, Bartoň! - Hi! 805 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,320 What happened in school? The headmaster's got 806 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,680 a telephone receiver in his study and he's doing magic with it. 807 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,560 - That's rubbish. - Pašek saw him. 808 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 - Bye, I've got German now. - Bye. 809 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,080 My idiotic father must have given the phone to the headmaster. 810 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,080 - We're off to school! - Let's go! 811 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,840 - Are you sure it's a phoney? - Our phone doesn't shine so much. 812 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,280 And it's got a different wire. Look, it's Jakub! 813 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,280 Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere! 814 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,400 The phone is locked up in the headmaster's cupboard! 815 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,240 How can we get our hands on it? 816 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,280 Jonathan, he's been in the headmaster's office! 817 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,200 Quick! We've got to get to school! 818 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,680 Right, Jonathan, let's go over it again. You know 819 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,160 where the headmaster's office is. 820 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,320 You bark quietly three times, as a person you take the phone 821 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,840 out of the cupboard and as a dog you run off with it. 822 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,240 Mam-moth. Where mam-moth... 823 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,080 When we get the phone back, we'll conjure up a mammoth 824 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,360 to keep him company! 825 00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,840 - You'll get some nice roast rabbit! - And I'll give you all of mine. 826 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,280 Okay, Jonathan, get going! 827 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:14,280 Blimey, they sent their dog there! Go after him, no-one knows you! 828 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,280 You've got to get there first! It’s on the first floor. 829 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,280 No, it's got to be lower, the whole thing must be lower. 830 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,000 I'll take care of it. 831 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,680 Hey, who do we have here? Mr Dvořák! 832 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,680 What are you doing?! 833 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,080 What are you poking your nose around here for? 834 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,920 I have to do this in secret! 835 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,480 I'll not have that son of language! 836 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,240 Woof! Woof! 837 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,480 I'm not afraid of you! 838 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,680 Okay, Mr Dvořák, what was so secret that you had to... 839 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,880 Dvořák! 840 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:07,360 Dvořák! Hell, Dvořák! Dvořák! 841 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,000 Dvořák! 842 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,000 Well, that's torn it! 843 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,920 That didn't work. 844 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,160 - Got it! - Yeah! 845 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,760 What's up boys? What are you doing here? School's finished for the day! 846 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,160 Do something! Quick! 847 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,880 Make it so that he can't move! 848 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Just wait till I get my hands on you... 849 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,240 Caretaker! 850 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,440 Get to the classroom! 851 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,800 Caretaker! Where are you, man? 852 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,080 The Dvořáks are snooping around after school! 853 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,680 Are you mad or what? 854 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,640 Mrs Caretaker! Come and get him! I've stood him up against the wall! 855 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,880 - Pažout's got the phone, get it off him! - Ha! 856 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,560 Watch out for the phone! 857 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,920 - OW! - OW! - You beast! Get the phone! 858 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,320 - Turn that Chinese boy into a doll again! - As you wish. 859 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,480 - Aaaah! - Let me go! 860 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,160 - Turn Jakub into a grandpa so he can't fight. - Oh, all right! 861 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,560 - Huh! - Jakub! 862 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:42,680 - Let's get out of here! - Jakub! - Give it... 863 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:47,040 - Give us back our phone, you thief! - Can someone help me? 864 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,720 What's going on here?! 865 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,480 I work behind the bar at the Ostrich pub, Máňa Holub. 866 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,080 Who are you, then? 867 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,880 I think I'm Řeháček. 868 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,480 - Oh! - There we are. 869 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,920 Give it back, Pažout! 870 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,480 Stop! Get the phone off him! 871 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,080 Hey! Get the phone off him! I can't! I've got my hands full! 872 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,480 - Let go! Let go! - What do you want?! 873 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,120 - Give it to me! - No! 874 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,760 Wait, wait! Wait! Got you! 875 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,280 - Turn her into a little pinscher! - As you wish. 876 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,000 Let's go, guys. That was a bit of smart work! 877 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,480 - This is Her Highness! - Oh, the queen! 878 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,240 - This is terrible! - And look at Jakub! 879 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,280 My little Jakub! 880 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,880 You've returned from Turkey, Mrs Vyskočil? 881 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,080 He doesn't recognise me! This is awful! 882 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,080 And we've lost Lin! 883 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,080 - You've gone too far this time, Ludvík. Hello! - Hello! 884 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,880 I can't let them in here! 885 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,680 I'm not talking to you! And anyway... 886 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,680 You said you wanted a dog. So turn her into one! 887 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,920 - No, Ludvík. - Hello? Turn Cilka into a dog, a hairy one! 888 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,480 As you wish. 889 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,520 - Great! - I don't believe this! 890 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,120 I wanted to teach him kung-fu. 891 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:27,400 They ought to let him off games, eh, Jakub?! 892 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:34,400 But you can't wash games in hot water, conductor! 893 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,280 - Sclerosis, he could blame everything on that. - Hm. 894 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,920 See how the queen ended up! And the phone's at the Rykl's place! 895 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,000 You messed everything up! So no rabbit for you! 896 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,680 You're not even going to sniff it! 897 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,280 Jakub's a grandpa, the queen's a little dog, and poor Lin... 898 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,240 - Jonathan, guard the queen! - You mean, the little pinscher! 899 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,920 Those two will get off lightly, they're only children. 900 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,640 But I'll go to prison! 901 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,000 They won't find you here! Look at that dress! Wonderful! 902 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:10,000 Could I try it on? Karel could take a photo of me in it. 903 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:15,440 Hey! I've never worn anything so wonderful in my whole life! 904 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,080 Wait, I've got it! 905 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,480 Hey, let's see! Let's see! Ooh! 906 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,280 We ought to take it off, 907 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,080 - the queen doesn't look very happy about it. - I see. 908 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,520 The zip's got stuck. Careful, we mustn't damage it! 909 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,760 - I sense that we have come to the right place. - Here? 910 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,160 - Ouch! That tickles! - I'll have to tear it. 911 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,880 I knew I'd find you, Majesty. 912 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,160 This way, Majesty, your car awaits. 913 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,880 What are you going on about? I'm not going anywhere! 914 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,840 What on earth do you want? 915 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:02,240 This is a mistake! She's nothing to do with the queen! 916 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,520 So What about this? Your Majesty I promised... 917 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,720 I promised the Duke that I'd bring you back, 918 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,920 your duties await you. 919 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,880 Leave me alone! I'm not going anywhere! Karel! Karel! 920 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,280 - After her! Let me go! - Karel! Karel! 921 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,280 Let me go! 922 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,480 Stop! 923 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,920 Ooh! Karel! Ah, Karel! 924 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,680 Ouch! Karel! Karel, they're trying to kidnap me! 925 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,080 Karel, save me! 926 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,560 Get out of here, all of you! This is private land. 927 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,280 - And private property. - And private property! 928 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,280 That's Mrs Průcha! She's no queen! 929 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:51,440 You think I'm an idiot or what? Your Majesty! I implore you... 930 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,280 - Stop right there! - This is in the interests of the state... 931 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,480 Or you're a dead man! 932 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:01,640 Kill them, boys! They're trying to steal my braces! 933 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,880 We've found the queen, here's the proof! 934 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,880 The rest is up to the government authorities. 935 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,280 Hey, stop! I'm the queen! 936 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,280 I'm the queen! 937 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,080 What are we going to do with this? 938 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,680 Hey, put the cartoon on. 939 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,800 Got to find out what happened with that reform school. 940 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,680 Send him into the cartoon! We don't want him in our hair! 941 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,760 Certainly. 942 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,680 Hey, there he is! 943 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,480 ...and Mrs Kadrnožka was just walking past and she said: 944 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,920 What are you doing here? 945 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:48,960 Have you seen Jonathan? And why aren't you at school? 946 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,160 We'll have to get to the bottom of this! 947 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,160 What's that dog doing in here? 948 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,080 You're not supposed to be in here. Out you go! 949 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,480 Oh, really! Well, I'm waiting! Go on! 950 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,000 - Mr Rykl, that dog is really your Cilka. - What? 951 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,160 Ludvík picked up a phone and suddenly Cilka turned into a dog! 952 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,520 - Ludvík's got a phone like this one? - Yeah, just like that one. 953 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,080 We have to surprise him. Hush! Take your shoes off! 954 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:23,600 At first Lin looked a bit too flat, but he soon got used to it 955 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,640 and set off to explore this strange world. 956 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,360 Give that phone back at once! And get these louts out of here! 957 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,920 Ludvík, be a good boy. 958 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,880 And give Daddy the phone back. 959 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,680 Don't let them poke their nose in! Shove them in with the Chinese boy! 960 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,240 - What did you say? - Let's go, Horáček! What did you say?! 961 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,480 - Jesus, Mojmír! - He can really bite! 962 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:48,880 Does it hurt? 963 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,240 - Hello? Send his parents into the cartoon series! - But... 964 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,680 Well, as you wish... 965 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,920 - ...but before Lin had a chance... - Hey, there they are! 966 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,680 ...he saw Mr and Mrs Rykl looking extremely angry. 967 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,160 And Mrs Rykl cried out: 968 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,680 This is terrible, Mojmír, what are we going to do?! 969 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,720 We haven't got our shoes, where are we going to sleep? 970 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,960 But Mr Rykl, to whom Pažout had given a horrible bite in the leg, said 971 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,000 that he was probably going to sleep in the hospital, 972 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,000 because Pažout might have rabies. 973 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,600 I'm going mad! They've turned Lin into a cartoon character! 974 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,080 What's happened to us?! 975 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,600 At least we've got Lin on cassette. But the queen's run off. 976 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,160 At least we know that the phone is with the Rykls. 977 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,160 But what are we going to tell Lin's parents when they ring? 978 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,040 That it's all Jonathan's fault! 979 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,000 Good evening. Is Jakub in? I've come to borrow Vinnetou. 980 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:54,280 Sulphuric acid's the best thing for Vinnetou. 981 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,320 Don't be shocked, but this is Jakub. 982 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,680 He doesn't recognise you, he just aged suddenly. 983 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,200 Might have been something he ate. 984 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,120 That's Jakub? 985 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,880 Come with me. Come on, I'll find the book for you. 986 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,680 A certain Mrs Řeháček evidently has something to do 987 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:23,520 with Her Majesty's kidnapping... And also a pensioner called Průcha 988 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,240 and possibly also a Mandarin. 989 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,480 The relationships are rather obscure, 990 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,720 but Her Majesty is somehow gravitating towards that Průcha fellow... 991 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:33,920 Enough! 992 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,880 Destroy this video immediately! 993 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,240 Major. 994 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,520 - Yes? - We have to get her back home! 995 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,320 Yes, Your Majesty. 996 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:48,240 - But she’s on foreign territory! - Well, think of something, 997 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,880 but I don't want any diplomatic conflict! 998 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,560 Be smart and keep it top secret! 999 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,280 - Hop! Want some too? - Sure do! 1000 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,240 Pay attention! The phone's at the Rykl's house; 1001 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,040 I'm going over there and I'm going to save the whole situation. 1002 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,000 And in the evening I'll get some roast rabbit! 1003 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,280 I'll save a bit for you. Right, woof! 1004 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,080 Now I'm going to get you! Woof! 1005 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,280 Dvořák! It's that Dvořák again! 1006 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,160 What are you doing here?! 1007 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,680 Mum, call the police, that strange man's here again! Dvořák! 1008 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,480 How can I make a phone call if you've cut the wire? 1009 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,480 Dvořák? 1010 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:59,760 Dvořák. Vojtěch, come here, I have to measure your temperature. 1011 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,040 We have to be at the border by midnight! 1012 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,480 We have to hand the queen back to the Duke within twenty-four hours! 1013 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,240 Hide your weapons! 1014 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,920 Get into the bus! 1015 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:27,280 Jakub, Mrs Holub has baked some cakes for you! 1016 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,880 I didn't know you knew each other. 1017 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,600 - How are you, Mr Řeháček? - Huh? 1018 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,760 I was thinking of you. 1019 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:41,920 Excellent! Tastes just like a car battery! 1020 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,000 Well, what's up? 1021 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,680 We searched everywhere, we went up to the square and the park 1022 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,880 But we didn't see the little dog. I mean, the queen. 1023 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:55,080 Take Jakub home. It's got chilly. 1024 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,320 I have to listen to the Savoy news report. 1025 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,320 In an exclusive interview with our reporter, 1026 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,320 the well-known psychic Blumenfeld 1027 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,080 - announced, that our missing queen, Sophia II... - Yeah! 1028 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,080 ...will be rescued by a brilliant cartoon dog who, 1029 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,480 however, can only do this feat with human help. 1030 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,240 - And now the weather. - It must be Jonathan, that dog. 1031 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,280 He's a cartoon dog, after all. 1032 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,680 Rubbish, a brilliant animal? He messes up everything he touches. 1033 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,320 But I don't understand how we can help him. 1034 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,680 Gran, do you know how many dioptres sugar has? 1035 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,080 - No, I don't. - Eleven! - Ah, yes, of course. 1036 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,080 I'll have to take him to hospital. For a thorough examination! 1037 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:41,480 - There's not much we can do here. come and have a beer. - Hmm! 1038 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:46,320 Hello? Alenka. It's mum. 1039 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,920 Mr Průcha's brought us another... 1040 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,600 - Come here! - ...rabbit. I'll do it with lard. 1041 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,480 Leave it out, Mum! 1042 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,360 The Wangs want to know what's happened to Lin. 1043 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:00,880 - We're all worried. - What? 1044 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,880 We haven't got the phone back yet, 1045 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,680 but Lin... 1046 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,280 It's like this. 1047 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,960 Jakub's got a terrible memory now, 1048 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,720 and he's changed a little, 1049 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:20,080 well, Lin's also changed a bit. 1050 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,960 No, he's fine, he's healthy. 1051 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:28,440 it's just that he's a bit... cartoony at the moment! 1052 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,920 He's got stuck in a cartoon series. 1053 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:36,360 But he's doing a great job in there, he's really funny. 1054 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000 We could send the Wangs a video. 1055 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,000 - Oh, my Lord! - What is it? 1056 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,920 Nothing, it's nothing. 1057 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,800 I'll get back to you, Mum... 1058 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,040 Lin's fine, but he can't come back just now. 1059 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,280 Why not? What's happened to him? 1060 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,120 He's turned into a cartoon character from a television series. 1061 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,880 - Gran's got him on video. - What do you mean?! 1062 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,080 What are we going to do? 1063 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,560 I'm calling the airport right now. We're taking the first available flight! 1064 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,560 Gran's right, that cartoon dog... 1065 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,840 that psychic must have meant Jonathan... 1066 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,680 But how can we help him? I just don't know. 1067 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:24,800 We'll just have to ask that psychic. But he's in Savoy. 1068 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,920 Hey, come and have a look at something! 1069 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,400 - Look at this! - Hmm. 1070 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:49,200 - Hey, look, Savoy. What if we were to... - Advance very carefully! 1071 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,240 If you're going in there, then I'm going in there, too. 1072 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,840 Get in the back, under the seats! 1073 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,320 Consideration, maximum consideration! 1074 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,120 Didn't we give her too much? 1075 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,480 Don't worry, she'll come to when we've crossed the border. 1076 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,320 What exactly does he do in China? 1077 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,880 He captures and kills evil ghosts and demons. 1078 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,880 And I punish all wrong-doings. 1079 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:23,480 - Must have your work cut out, then, eh? - Yes, like now. 1080 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,280 Give that back! 1081 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,720 Out of the way! 1082 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,560 Mr Průcha, they've taken off with your wife! 1083 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:55,280 The Duke is expecting us in an hour. 1084 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,680 Your Majesty will even have time to go to the hairdresser's. 1085 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:04,280 Why? Karel washed my hair only yesterday! 1086 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,520 Excuse me, do you know where we could find 1087 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,360 that Mr Blumenfeld in Savoy? 1088 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,160 The one who knows everything in advance? 1089 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:21,360 My dear Sophia! 1090 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,560 - What on earth were you thinking? - But... 1091 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:29,160 Disappearing off with some guy called Průcha! 1092 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,240 But... 1093 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,160 I forgive you! You're home now, that's all that counts! 1094 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,160 No! I was just bedding down the rabbits. 1095 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,160 Psst! Psst! 1096 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:41,960 Ah, they told me that you simply adore rabbits. 1097 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:46,320 Why didn't you tell me? I could get you thousands of rabbits. 1098 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:50,120 And you could make their bedding from morning to night! Excuse me! 1099 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:55,320 Your Majesty, I think there's been a mistake. This isn't the queen. 1100 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,760 The dog didn't recognise her. 1101 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,360 Nonsense! 1102 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,360 I've known her for 40 years! 1103 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,920 We need to do a bit of adjusting here, but there isn't enough time now! 1104 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,240 - You look very nice! - You think so? 1105 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,360 - Mr Průcha wouldn't be able to take his eyes off you! - Well... 1106 01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:14,960 - What am I supposed to do? - The same as always, Your Majesty. 1107 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,200 Excuse me. Here are the children, Mr Blumenfeld. 1108 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:23,560 Oh, hello. Come and sit with us. 1109 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,960 Well, what do you need to know? 1110 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:30,360 That cartoon dog they mentioned on the radio, he's our dog, isn't he? 1111 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,440 And we need to know how to help him, 1112 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,320 so that everything turns out well in the end. 1113 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,520 Just a moment. 1114 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:43,120 I see some roast. 1115 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:48,360 It's... roast rabbit! 1116 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,240 You don't mean a little pinscher? 1117 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:56,240 No, it’s rabbit! Cooked with bacon! 1118 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:01,320 You are being given a knighthood by Her Majesty... 1119 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,320 Your Majesty! 1120 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,760 ...it is an honour conferred only upon exceptional men of genius. 1121 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:12,800 For many decades, your work has brought the people of our country joy, 1122 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:16,160 contentment, merriment and laughter. 1123 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,160 You wouldn't believe what gets stolen these days. 1124 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,760 You get home from the pub to find your wife gone! 1125 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:26,480 You won't get anything out of the insurance company. 1126 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:29,160 She wasn't screwed down properly. 1127 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,760 Oh, please! 1128 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,960 Hey, look, Savoy. 1129 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,960 The picture's a bit grainy. 1130 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:42,360 Marie! She's on now! 1131 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:45,560 Confer upon you the highest distinction. 1132 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,760 This is Her Majesty's decision. 1133 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,160 Good grief, why are they letting her anywhere near that? 1134 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,360 Your Majesty! 1135 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,360 Ouch, I've got a spasm! 1136 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,960 Here we go again, another spasm! I have to exercise it. 1137 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:21,160 - Got to get it moving, ouch! - Your Majesty... 1138 01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:25,360 It hurts, oh, oh...! 1139 01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:29,360 Ah, it'll pass soon, it'll be better in a minute, it'll pass. 1140 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,960 What have I done to you, Your Majesty? 1141 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:36,680 Your Majesty? 1142 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,520 It'll be fine in a minute. Now it's... better. 1143 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:47,240 Good grief, turn it off or they'll beat him up! What a disgrace! 1144 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:51,120 Oh, come on, no-one knows it's your wife. 1145 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,320 So, how exactly do you want to get your headmaster? 1146 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,160 I don't know yet. 1147 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:06,760 What would work on him the best? We don't know him like you do. 1148 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,320 Well, let's take a look at him! He lives next door! 1149 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,360 - What are you going on about? - We'll make ourselves invisible! 1150 01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,560 Spot on! Give it a go, then! 1151 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,960 Hello? 1152 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,360 What's the matter, Vojtěch? My parents will be here any minute 1153 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,960 and I don't want to introduce them to some sullen old man. 1154 01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:34,480 - Come on, it'll be okay, there. - I'm sorry, Helena, but... 1155 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:41,240 Someone broke into the cupboard in my study this morning. 1156 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,560 What on earth is there to steal? Paper clips? 1157 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,920 Just think about tomorrow, how you're going to impress 1158 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,640 the inspector with your will alone. 1159 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:52,320 Did you hear that? The inspector! 1160 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,440 You've got a whirlwind career in front of you! 1161 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:58,320 Let's drink to that now, Vojtěch. No, no, no! 1162 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,560 Vojtěch, embrace me first! 1163 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,960 I offer you my lips! 1164 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:13,360 - Give that here! Let's turn him into a convict! - Yes. 1165 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,760 Oh! God, no! Ah! 1166 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,160 But... 1167 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,840 But I don't know how this could... 1168 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:29,160 Well, Helena! I just don't know how... 1169 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,960 Vojtěch is so looking forward to meeting you. 1170 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,360 - Mummy! Mummy! - My child! 1171 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,960 You've gone completely mad! 1172 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:44,360 - This is so embarrassing! - If your poor father could see this! 1173 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,960 Leave it out, Mum, and call a locksmith! 1174 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,920 Or bring me a file! A file! 1175 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,960 Are you sure you want to get engaged? 1176 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,240 Helena! 1177 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,080 Ludvík Rykl sends you his warm regards! 1178 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,160 This way, inspector. 1179 01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,440 - This is quite unusual, isn't it? - It certainly is, inspector. 1180 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:31,320 A caretaker on wheels. It all seems a little untoward to me. 1181 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,960 Make a note of it. Now! 1182 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,560 Okay, everyone's in school now, so we can really let rip. 1183 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:47,760 ...that your school hopes to earn the title of... 1184 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,800 EXEMPLARY SCHOOL! 1185 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,800 Inspector, with gratification 1186 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:03,120 I must inform you that you are... mam-moth! 1187 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,400 The headmaster is a most talented entertainer! 1188 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:18,000 Ludvík Rykl from 3B did this! With the phone! 1189 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,760 Write that down! 1190 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:29,720 Ladies, this repetitive joke is not funny anymore! 1191 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,360 - Good Lord.. - Huh... Huh... 1192 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:38,760 Call the police at once! Tell them that the inspector wants a word... 1193 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:41,360 mam-moth! 1194 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:45,840 - Police! Police! - Mam-moth! 1195 01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:51,320 Ludvík Rykl! Come out at once and hand over the phone! 1196 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,160 The building is surrounded! 1197 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,360 Well, well! Things are starting to look interesting! 1198 01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:01,920 I repeat, the building is surrounded! 1199 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,560 The building is surrounded! 1200 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,840 What's going on? What's going on here? 1201 01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,000 We're not afraid of any policemen! 1202 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:20,160 If you start annoying us, this will happen to you! 1203 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:25,360 - A Neanderthal! - Give yourself up! 1204 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,120 Hey, out boss! 1205 01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:34,160 Mam-moth! 1206 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:39,360 I'm assuming command! Hey! 1207 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:47,000 - Mam-moth, mam-moth, mam-moth... - Hey, look at the teachers! 1208 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,400 Where are you off to? 1209 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:54,600 Mam-moth, mam-moth, mam-moth... 1210 01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,760 - What on earth's going on here? - Just a moment. 1211 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,120 What on earth? 1212 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,760 You might prefer to call off your men! 1213 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,520 Here it is. 1214 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,840 Huh, I just don't get it. 1215 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:19,840 Isn't there a way of getting the phone off them? 1216 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:24,680 With a pair of tweezers! Or some bilberries, but square ones! 1217 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,760 See what those rascals have done with our Jakub! 1218 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,320 I'll have to take him to hospital. 1219 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:34,800 Poor Lin, such a nice boy! 1220 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:38,000 And the Queen of Savoy has disappeared! 1221 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,960 It'll be an international scandal! 1222 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,520 And they immediately filed a complaint against Pažout and Horáček 1223 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:47,280 because of all the chaos they were creating in the real world. 1224 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,880 At that moment, Lin entered the debate and said that the three boys wanted 1225 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,760 to make the school disappear. Whereupon one of the teachers gasped 1226 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,360 and said: Lord help us! 1227 01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:00,360 - What if the children were inside at the time?! - Good Lord! 1228 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,960 We can't just sit there and do nothing! That school is full of children! 1229 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:15,960 Children! Everyone out! Get out of the building! Quick! 1230 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,040 And now let's do the school. 1231 01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,000 School is the worst thing! 1232 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:30,600 So I've decided that it has to go and there won't be a single brick left! 1233 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,160 What are they going to do with me in the hospital? 1234 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,560 - Will they cut off my leg? - Stop talking rubbish! 1235 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:41,280 - They'll give you some pills and we'll go right back home. - Yes. 1236 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:45,760 - Hey, look! It's Mr Chung-Kuei! - Who's that, Gran? 1237 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,160 Get further back! Right back! 1238 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,360 What on earth are you doing with those children? 1239 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,440 Just take a look! 1240 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,160 - The school's disappeared! - Yeah, yeah. - Did you see that? 1241 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,760 It worked! 1242 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,000 Excuse me, but how did you know that the school would disappear? 1243 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:05,120 - Do you mind? - You're not involved in all this, are you? 1244 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,360 Stop sticking your nose in. Just be glad he managed 1245 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:10,560 to get the children out in time! Come on, Jakub! 1246 01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:18,880 Jakub from 3B, you say? Such a nice boy he was. 1247 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,120 - What a terrible thing to happen! - Yes. 1248 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:24,720 But you've got your work cut out with your husband, haven't you? 1249 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:28,080 - Is there a Mrs Řeháček here? - That's me. 1250 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,360 A Mr Průcha just called and said you'd better get home quick. 1251 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,560 - The police have turned up at your house. - Here we go. 1252 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:43,760 He's about ten years old and he's watching us, colonel. 1253 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,200 And there's a huge dog on guard behind the fence! 1254 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,280 A frontal assault is out of the question, 1255 01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:53,000 he might turn us all into octopuses. 1256 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,160 Watch this. 1257 01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,360 Hey, is there a hole in this fence somewhere. 1258 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,560 - I need to get through. - Go round the corner. From behind. 1259 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,520 Thanks. 1260 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:13,760 - Which way now? - Over there, through the door! - Yes. 1261 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,160 I would like to remind you that you are still surrounded! 1262 01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:29,960 Come to your senses and give up the phone! 1263 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:34,360 - Let's get out of here! - But we're surrounded! 1264 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:37,800 That's not a problem, is it? But let's get some food in. 1265 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:41,520 - Three steaks with potato salad! - Of course. 1266 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:51,840 Is that your husband? 1267 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:56,000 - No, my grandson. - What are you on about? 1268 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:59,040 He's in class 3B 1269 01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:05,720 - This man is at least seventy! - Hmm? 1270 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,880 His classmates did this to him. 1271 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:13,720 What classmates? Only a chaotic life could have done this to him! 1272 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:21,520 I'm not selling you my turtle, because I'm getting married! 1273 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:33,840 I had to leave Jakub at the hospital, they wanted him in for observation! 1274 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,320 As you can see, I'm ready, gentlemen. 1275 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,160 - OK. - Thank you. 1276 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:42,760 I'm under arrest, Interpol. I've got everything packed, 1277 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,560 warm clothes, a lump of sugar and other stuff. 1278 01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:48,200 - And you're arresting me as well!? - Yeah. 1279 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,680 So how many years can they put us away for? 1280 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:54,880 Well, the lady here sold off the queen, that'll be 20 years, thereabout... 1281 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,560 - And what about me? - Well, you were just harbouring, 1282 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,000 so you'll get ten. 1283 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,800 I've got it all worked out! We'll get the phone 1284 01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:06,800 to send over a helicopter with a pilot and then, off we go! 1285 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,400 But where shall we go? 1286 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,960 We'll find somewhere. Dad's got a globe upstairs. 1287 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,360 The phone can rustle up some money for us and... 1288 01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,360 Wait! 1289 01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:51,360 Take it easy! 1290 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,160 Jesus! Oh, oh, oh! 1291 01:27:56,360 --> 01:28:00,320 Not so fast! You're not getting away with that! Oh, no! 1292 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,360 Oh, oh! 1293 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,360 Your Majesty! 1294 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,600 Come here, no, no... 1295 01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:23,360 - Marie! Here I am! - Karel! 1296 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,560 Karel! 1297 01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:30,360 Where's Jonathan? What about the pinscher? Has she appeared yet? 1298 01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:36,040 How are the rabbits? Now we'll always be together, Karel! 1299 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,960 I'm afraid not. I've been arrested. 1300 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:44,720 No! 1301 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:49,000 Your Majesty, this is Mrs Řeháček. 1302 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,920 - And this is the queen's husband. - I've had enough! 1303 01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:55,920 - Where's our son? - What? - Who cares about a queen. 1304 01:28:56,320 --> 01:29:01,680 - Our little boy has gone missing! - Don't worry, we'll get them very soon. 1305 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,760 - No, this can't be happening! No! - Calm down, don't worry. 1306 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:07,840 - What have you done with the queen, then? - I haven't done anything. 1307 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:12,160 - Well, where is she, then? - She must have run off by herself. 1308 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,360 - What? - Yes. - Run off? - Yes. Yes, yes, yes! 1309 01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,160 The queen has turned up! 1310 01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:21,360 Jonathan! 1311 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,720 - And who's this? - That's Mrs Kadrnožka's dog! 1312 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:28,760 What have you done with the queen? 1313 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:32,680 You keep promising me a rabbit. 1314 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,960 I want the rabbit first and then you'll have your queen! 1315 01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:46,360 I don't believe it, this is taking forever! 1316 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,160 - You can let her out now. - Yeah. 1317 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:05,360 - Here she is! - Sophia! Where on earth have you been? 1318 01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:09,040 Shouldn't we phone the madhouse? 1319 01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:14,120 - Jonathan sniffed out the queen! - Well, we're over the worst. 1320 01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,600 - What about the phone? - We still haven't got it back. 1321 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,040 Here it is! 1322 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:22,160 Jonathan has saved us all! 1323 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,040 That dog's a genius! 1324 01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:29,760 - What dog? - That one. 1325 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:37,360 You don't have to ring the asylum, we've got a madhouse right here! 1326 01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:40,560 - Could you turn the pinscher back into the queen? - As you wish! 1327 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:48,720 - Albert! - My dear! 1328 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:55,720 - It was just here and now it's gone! - But there was no-one in here! 1329 01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:01,560 Well, which idiot left it here? 1330 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:06,200 Give that here! We want a helicopter and pilot! Now! 1331 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,840 Now that's what I call fast! 1332 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:11,840 Let's go! 1333 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:31,280 Make them disappear, quick! Get them to go away! 1334 01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:39,760 - Excuse me, could you turn this dog back into Cilka? - Certainly. 1335 01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:45,960 Blast! 1336 01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,560 - Got you! Come here! - So here you are! 1337 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,360 - You little devil! - Ouch! Let me go! 1338 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:53,480 We'll have to son that out. 1339 01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:03,240 Now you're going to get the army treatment! There! 1340 01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:05,600 You'll be a good boy from now on, won't you? 1341 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:08,560 - Ludvík, say something! - I'm about to make him into a good boy! 1342 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:14,560 Now I can send you right back into your cartoon series! 1343 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:18,960 - And could you bring the school back? - Will do. - And the caretaker! 1344 01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,240 - Don't forget the caretaker! - Of course, I'm glad to be of service. 1345 01:32:21,440 --> 01:32:23,920 Miss, since you've got that piece of apparatus, 1346 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:27,800 we've got a slight problem with some Neanderthals 1347 01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:30,920 who've camped out in the park. No problem. Excuse me. 1348 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,120 I'll say this for the last time! 1349 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:43,560 Come down from there or I'll have to call the fire brigade! 1350 01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:57,800 - This is interesting. - This tasted so good a moment ago, inspector. 1351 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:05,520 - Vojtěch, Vojtěch... - We have just come 50,000 years. 1352 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,760 He's eaten too much, poor thing. 1353 01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,040 So where's this helicopter, then? 1354 01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,960 Couldn't I have a dog like that? Really, Lin. 1355 01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:26,080 - Please, Mum! - You know what, Lin? 1356 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:31,280 When my royal collie has puppies, I'll send you the sweetest one. 1357 01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,160 - Let's shake on it! - Wow! 1358 01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:38,280 You little minx! 1359 01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:43,400 - Here you are. - Try some, Albert. 1360 01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:46,360 - I made it myself. - What? 1361 01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,360 - You know how to make that? - Yes. 1362 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:53,080 I bathed in chocolate, I ran about the streets and barked like a dog, 1363 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,760 I bought clothes in a second-hand shop, I roller-skated, 1364 01:33:55,840 --> 01:34:01,080 - and I wasn't bored for a moment. - And you liked doing all that? 1365 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,320 Yeah! So much so that I've decided that we're going to spend 1366 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:07,480 our royal summer holidays in a cartoon series! 1367 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:12,200 - No, absolutely not! - Of course we will! 1368 01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:15,360 Who is head of state around here? 1369 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:18,960 And anyway, I've arranged it with Mach and Šebestová. 1370 01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:22,600 By the way, wouldn't you like to join us? 1371 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:25,920 - Yeah, yeah! Of course! We'd love to! - But... 1372 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:30,120 They were celebrating her return long into the night. 1373 01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:35,520 The queen is currently spending her holidays at an unknown location. 1374 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:40,280 Dear children, now we bring you your evening cartoon series along 1375 01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:42,800 with all your favourite characters. 1376 01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:47,200 There you are, everything turned out well in the end, 1377 01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:50,720 Jakub, except that they forgot about you because you were in hospital. 1378 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:53,760 We don't mind, do we, Jakub? 1379 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:57,640 - We're getting married tomorrow! - What? 1380 01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,520 I've already sorted it all out. 1381 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,440 The guys from the local pub will be our witnesses, 1382 01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:05,200 but we're going to live here. 1383 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:09,320 I can't allow that, Jakub! Your parents would have a seizure 1384 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:13,360 if they came back and found an old frump! 1385 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:17,440 I won't stand for this! It's outrageous! 1386 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:21,120 Jakub! I'll be waiting for you at the registry office at 11 a.m. 1387 01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:23,360 Don't forget the bouquet! 1388 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:29,280 Jakub! For goodness' sake! You couldn't... you're just a child! 1389 01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,080 I'm getting married and that's that! Now leave me alone, Gran, 1390 01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:33,760 the cartoon series has started! 1391 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:38,040 Everyone was having a great time in the cartoon series, 1392 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:41,040 while Horáček and Pažout weren't very satisfied. 1393 01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:44,120 Mr Chung-Kuei kept his word and the queen said: 1394 01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:48,360 But these boys deserve to be punished. 1395 01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:51,440 At that moment, primeval man ran past whom Šebestová had brought back 1396 01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:53,240 into the cartoon series with her, 1397 01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:56,560 and she suddenly had a brilliant idea to punish them. 1398 01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,360 And primeval man couldn't contain his delight, 1399 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:02,960 now that he had finally found his mammoths. 1400 01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:05,360 And then Lin joined in and called: 1401 01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:09,080 Look, Dad, I've drawn myself a dog, what do you think of him? 1402 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,360 But everyone clasped their hands in despair, 1403 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:14,440 because Lin wasn't very good at drawing and the queen said: 1404 01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:15,880 Poor animal. 1405 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,840 Then suddenly there was a lot of 1406 01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:20,080 commotion and primeval man shouted out 1407 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,360 that he had come up with his first invention. 1408 01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:25,680 And they went out for a very pleasant drive in this invention; 1409 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:29,160 everyone had a nice time and Mach said: 1410 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:32,680 You know what, Šebestová, it's a shame that Jakub isn't here. 1411 01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:34,560 He would really like this. 1412 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:37,080 And Šebestová said: Oh no!!! How could we! 1413 01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:41,040 We completely forgot about Jakub! We have to make amends! 1414 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:46,440 Sorry Jakub, we forgot about you. We'll make things right straight away... 1415 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:52,080 Your bad memory was rather catching. We're really sorry, bye for now! 1416 01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:57,760 Jakub! It's great that you're finally yourself again! 1417 01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:03,360 Come here! Quick! Mach and Šebestová are saying goodbye! 1418 01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:11,120 {\an8}END 1419 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:26,720 We're the pupils from 3B class We watch each other and see 1420 01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:33,080 That we're only cartoon figures And that bothers us, people. 1421 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:39,360 We don't want to be made of paper We want a body made to measure 1422 01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:46,120 We'll come to see you in a moment The world is our oyster 1423 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:49,160 The world is our oyster. 1424 01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:55,720 They're the pupils from 3B class But they can turn into 1425 01:37:55,840 --> 01:38:02,080 A hare, giraffe or box 1426 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:05,160 They can also turn into a doormat 1427 01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:11,000 And that's all because They've got a magic phone 1428 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,360 With its wire cut short 1429 01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:18,120 Plus one little animal. 1430 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:24,160 I'm supposed to act as dad 1431 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:27,160 And if I hold the course 1432 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:30,360 I'll get a piece of roast 1433 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:14,360 Two young cartoon characters 1434 01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:17,360 Wanted to see one day 1435 01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:20,320 What the real world looked like 1436 01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:24,280 To see how great it was. 1437 01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:30,320 No-one will change your world The cartoon one is better 1438 01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:33,520 Whatever you don't want there 1439 01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:36,760 You just rub it out 1440 01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:42,680 Whatever you don't want there You just rub it out 1441 01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:46,160 You just rub it out! 113405