All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie s05e20 Jeannie, the Recording Secretary.eng

Master. A-are you
sure I look all right?

Of course. You look wonderful.

Now, will you stop worrying.

Well, what if they
do not like me?

What if I say something wrong?

Darling, it's, um, the... The
Officers' Wives Association,

not the Spanish Inquisition.

Now, all you
have to do is smile.

Be polite. Uh,
talk about ordinary,

everyday things.

And, in short, just...
Just be yourself.

Be myself. Be...
Right. Yes, darling.

Be myself. What am I saying?

Uh, Jeannie.

You wouldn't want to
completely be yourself.

I mean, you couldn't
do that, could you?

Ooh! Now... Now... Now, look.

Uh, just relax. Don't
get all upset about...

Oh. Hello, Major Nelson.
Hello, Jeannie. Hello.

Oh. I love that outfit.
That's just darling. Oh.

Thank you. Heh.

M-M-M-Mrs. Bellows,
are...? Are you sure

I should go to the
executive council meeting?

Oh, yes, I'm very sure. Heh.

Please excuse me. I am in
a terrible rush. See you later.

Nice seeing you, Mrs. Bellows.

Now, you see, she loves
what you were wearing.

Eh... There's nothing
to worry about, Jeannie.

But I mean, if there was,

I would be nervous, wouldn't I?

And I'm not. I'm...
cool, nonchalant, um...

Uh, I don't have a
care in the world.

And you shouldn't have
a care in the world either.

You are right, darling.

I am being so silly.

Yeah. Goodbye.

Bye.

I'm not nervous!

I'm not nervous. No, of course.

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It is exactly the same outfit.

Oh, dear.

Ah, yes.

Hm, hm.

That is better.

Well, I... I'm afraid
I'm a little nervous, sir.

It's Jeannie's first meeting at
the Officers' Wives Association.

I don't see why that
should worry you.

I'm sure she'll do fine.
Why, hello, Jeannie.

Beautiful. Oh, thank you.

Pink's your color.

Jeannie, what's with the
dress? Why did you change?

Oh, well, I could
not help it, master.

Another woman had on
exactly the same thing.

Yeah... Well, she would hate me.

Darling... Hate me.

Uh, Mrs. Bellows saw you.

She even commented
on your outfit.

You can't... Oh, I
know. But master, I...

No buts. Sweetheart,
please change right now.

While no one's around.
Go ahead, change. Change.

Of course. Come on, come on.

Why did I not think of
that in the first place?

Please. Instantly.
Instantly, master.

Instantly. Mm-hm.

Oh, well, no, I
like it that way.

Mrs. Endicott. All the
way from Washington.

What a surprise.

A pleasant one I
hope, Mrs. Bellows.

Yes.

I'm... I'm sorry, darling.

Oh, do not worry,
master. I-it is all fixed.

Oh, Major Nelson.
I forgot to mention...

Oh, no, it's not... Go, go.

What? Go. Go. Go! Go.

I beg your pardon.

I was telling
Jeannie to go, sir.

She's gonna be late for
an appointment. A meeting.

You were saying? Oh, yes.

The, uh... Uh, simulator
schedule for the XT-4.

It's been changed. Yes?

Uh, you and Major
Healey are gonna be in it

instead of, uh, Captain Billings
and Commander Lawrence.

Oh, good, sir. We'll
be looking forward to it.

Major, I'm going this way.
Well, why don't you go this way?

You seen Jeannie's
dress? Boy, blue's her color.

Uh, Major Healy,
would you mind...?

Blue?

I will now accept nominations

for the office of
recording secretary.

Oh. Well, I wanna
nominate Jeannie Nelson,

Major Nelson's wife
and our newest member.

Oh, no. No, please.

Uh, Mrs. Bellows,
I am not qualified.

I second the nomination.

It's very simple,
darling. It's nothing to it.

Uh, yes, and I move the
nominations be closed.

It's been moved and
seconded that nominations

for the office of recording
secretary are closed.

All in favor? ALL: Aye.

Congratulations, Jeannie.

You're our new
recording secretary.

You can start now.

Uh... Mrs. Bellows. Hm?

What does a
recording secretary do?

Oh, it's very simple, Jeannie.

You just, uh, take the minutes.

Oh. Heh.

But I do not even have a watch.

Here, I'll show
you. Take this book.

And then you open to the date

of the meeting, you
see? And... My suit!

Good heavens.

Uh, Mrs. Nelson, I know
this is going to sound silly,

but... what am I wearing?

A pink dress.

Is, uh...?

Is something the matter?

Yes.

I don't own a pink dress.

Oh. Pink or blue. I mean,
what's the difference?

I mean, anyway, what
do you want from me?

How did I know she was
gonna blink another dress?

How did I know? All
right, Roger. Forget it.

She was inside
before Dr. Bellows

could make anything
out of it anyhow.

You know what Dr. Bellows
is gonna have me do?

What? Take a bunch of tests

for colorblindness.

Yeah.

So there it is, ladies.

A decision from the
National Wives' Association.

In recognition of the special
demands placed upon our men

by the military, the first
annual Good Husband Award.

Hm. That's a good
idea. Now, you are all

on your honor as officers' wives

to keep this contest
absolutely secret.

Oh, well, of co...
Absolutely se...

Uh, during the week,

a panel, uh, selected by me,

uh, will investigate
and interview

each husband
and wife thoroughly.

The officer who is most
helpful around the house,

most sympathetic,
most understanding,

will win... two weeks in Hawaii.

Oh!

With his wife, of course.

All expenses paid.

Oh. That's marvelous. Marvelous.

Sympathetic and understanding.

Oh. Anthony will win easily.

Hm.

He has so much to be
understanding about.

Jeannie. Darling, I'm home.

Aloha, master. Oh.

I bought you a present.

Do you like it?

Mm. Oh.

Yes, that's great.

Is a Hawaiian lei the new style
for Cocoa Beach this season?

No, no. But you never know
when it might come in handy.

Uh, darling, something
came up at the office

I have to talk to
you about. Oh, nice.

Come into the living room
and... And sit down and talk to me,

my darling, kind, sympathetic

and understanding husband.

Well, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to be the one

to understand, sweetheart.
Oh. We shall both understand

each other. I'm gonna
be away all week.

I do not understand.

There's been a change in
the... In the simulator schedule.

Uh, Roger and I are gonna
be working on the XT-4,

and we start tomorrow.

Oh, master, not this week.

Why? Is there something
special about this week?

Oh, no. No, no.
No, nothing special.

Are you, uh, telling
me everything?

What happened at the Officers'
Wives Association meeting?

Oh, well, they... They...

voted me recording
secretary, and...

You're kidding.

Hey, uh, Jeannie,
that's wonderful.

That's never happened to
you before. You're a success.

Oh, my darling
Anthony, you are so kind

and understanding. Mm-hm.

And it is all wasted on me.

Yeah. Right.

Uh, it's time, colonel.
Oh, uh, thanks, Art.

XT-4, XT-4.

Uh, this is Dr. Bellows.

Do you read?

Loud and clear, Dr. Bellows.

Good day's work, gentlemen.

It's time to take your
pills and go to sleep.

Uh, Dr. Bellows,
I know you're...

I know you're duplicating
mission conditions exactly,

but do you think, uh,
instead of these pills,

we can de...? Out of the
question, Major Healey.

You're sealed in there until
simulated, uh, splashdown

at, uh, one week
from today. Sorry.

Uh, Dr. Bellows,
about those pills, sir.

The last time we took them,
they didn't work too well.

Well, you needn't worry about
that. They've been strengthened.

Once you take them,
there's nothing in the world

that can wake you
up for eight hours.

Uh, Dr. Bellows. Uh, are you
going to monitor our dreams?

Well, of course.

Don't pay any attention to mine.

They have nothing to
do with our mission. Heh.

Well... here goes.

Mm.

Mrs. Nelson. Oh.

We are sorry to surprise you,

but, uh, we are dropping in

on all our
good-husband candidates

this way. Well. Y-y... Yes.

This is a surprise.

Well, Mrs. Endicott doesn't
want to catch husbands

on good behavior.
Uh, may we come in?

Oh, well. Yes, of
course. Come in.

Oh, isn't this
pretty. Oh, Jeannie,

may we see Major Nelson?

We'll... We all just came
in for a few minutes.

Well... Well, he... He
is not here right now.

Really?

At 8:00 in the evening?

Well, perhaps it's a bad time.

We'll come back,
uh, tomorrow night.

Oh. He will not be here
tomorrow night either.

Oh. Well, you poor girl.

Well... that seems to
let Major Nelson out.

Oh, w-well, you
do not understand.

You see, he is on a... Aren't
you being a little harsh?

Perhaps Major
Nelson had to work late.

Then he should get
a good-officer award.

We're here to consider
him for a good husband...

which he clearly is not.

Uh, you have my
sympathy, my dear.

I'm sorry, Jeannie.

Well, that is not fair. Anthony
is too a good husband.

Wait!

Um... If, uh...

If you still wish
to see Anthony,

uh, you may see him now.

But Jeannie, you
said he wasn't here.

Oh, well.

He... He is not here.

He, uh... He is in
the, uh... kitchen.

Yes, of course.

Oh. Some kind of evening.

Uh, if, uh... If...
If... If you will all

just wait one moment,

I will bring him out to you. Hm.

Heh.

Master. I am sorry
about this, but...

Anthony?

Anthony, what is the matter?

Anthony, wake up.

Wake up.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

My blink does not
even wake him up.

Uh, don't make him
come out, Mrs. Nelson.

We'll come in there. Oh!

Uh, n-no.

You must excuse the
intrusion, Major Nelson, but...

Uh, M-M-Ma... Major Nelson?

He's asleep.

Mm-hm. Yes, he is.

I don't understand.
Asleep over the dishes?

Well, yes.

Y-you see, when he
came home this evening,

he was so tired,
that I suggested

that he have his dinner
and go right to bed.

But he is so kind
and considerate, heh,

that he insisted on
doing the dishes.

Poor dear.

Extraordinary.

Well, that is indeed
a good husband.

Oh, yes. He is quite wonderful.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Nelson.

We'll, uh, come
back tomorrow night,

when your husband
is not so tired.

Oh, well, he will probably be
tired tomorrow night too. Heh.

As a matter of fact, I... I
think he will be tired, oh,

the rest of the week.

Well... sorry to hear that.

A good husband is not
only helpful and considerate,

he is also alert and attentive.

Good night. Good night, Jeannie.

Good night, Jeannie.

Alert and attentive.

Oh, dear. That will
be more difficult.

Oh.

Oh, husband, darling.

You were wonderful. Mwah.

Hm.

Good morning,
Art. Are they up yet?

Good morning, colonel.
Just about to wake them, sir.

XT-4, this is
CAPCOM. Do you read?

XT-4, this is
CAPCOM. Do you read?

Yeah, I read you loud
and clear, CAPCOM.

Where...? Where are we?

We have you over Bermuda,

having just
completed 12th orbit.

All systems are still go.

Where'd you get the apron?
I... I wasn't issued an apron.

Hm? The apron.

XT-4. Good morning, gentlemen.

This is Dr. Bellows.

What did Major Healey
say about an apron?

Apron? Uh, no, sir.

He said we were
bearing on Cape One.

How do you both
feel after your sleep?

Yeah, fine, sir.
Except the, uh...

Uh, fine, fine. Uh, except
we seem to have, uh...

chapped hands.

Chapped hands?

That'll be a new one on
the biomedical section.

Yes. Hm. Yes.

Ah, yes. Heh.

Darling? Da...?

Oh. Oh!

Oh. Darling, uh...

Oh, not again.

Oh, darling, please wake
up. Please. Wake up.

They will be here any minute,

and you must be
alert and attentive.

Please.

Oh!

Oh.

Perhaps we can compromise.

Yes.

Uh.

Uh-huh.

Well, perhaps they will
not notice you were asleep.

Oh, darling master.

I am sorry to do this to you,

but... after all,

you are the best
husband at NASA,

and you deserve
to win the prize.

Oh.

Well... here we go.

Yes. Come in, please.
The door is open.

Well, good evening.

Hi, Jeannie.

Gee, I do hope your
husband's feeling better tonight.

Oh, yes.

Anthony is feeling much better.

Are you not, darling?

Thank you for your
concern, darling.

I am feeling in the pink.

Would you ladies
like to sit down

and make yourselves comfortable?

Oh, thank you.

Uh, we, uh...

We just want to ask
you a few questions.

Uh, for a report that the
National Wives' Association

is preparing.

Oh, well, A-Anthony is just
helping me twine some yarn.

He is so helpful with little
tasks around the house.

Would you like some coffee?

Well, only if you have it made.

Oh, yes. Anthony
made it himself.

He is so helpful.

Uh... Uh, darling,
would you please...?

Yes!

Heh. Oh.

Take this.

I didn't think there
were husbands like that

left in the world. I...

Oh, well, Anthony
is something special.

Please try the cookies.
I baked them myself.

That is going too far.

Uh, Major Nelson, however
do you find the time for...

all of this?

Excuse me.

I forgot something.

Coffee...

Is your husband...

uh, always so, uh,
stiff and formal?

I mean, uh, boys will be boys,
but I think a good husband

should be... uh,
gentle and intimate.

Gentle? Intimate?

Here you are, gorgeous.

Because you're so beautiful.

What? Huh.

Oh, I... I am ve...
I am so sorry.

I thought you were Jeannie.

I mean, he thought...
He thought you were me.

What is going on around here?

Oh, you... You must
excuse Anthony.

I sometimes do these
mad, impulsive things

just to brighten an
otherwise dull evening.

Well, now, everybody be
calm. Everybody be calm.

Uh... Uh... Uh, we have to
get back to the questions.

Oh, yes. Jeannie, I-I...

I think Mrs. Endicott

would like to ask Tony
some questions in private.

Um, why don't we
all go into the kitchen.

Private? No. No, no, no.

I do not think that
is a good idea. No.

Yes, let's go in the kitchen.

No. I-I really
do not think it...

Oh, no. That's a marvelous idea.

I want...

XT-4. XT-4.

This is Dr. Bellows.

CAPCOM, this is XT-4. Retros on.

And firing.

I just want to
congratulate you men

on a very successful mission.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.

Except for some
unexplained blackouts

on Major Nelson's
dream-monitoring device

on Monday and Wednesday,

the mission was flawless.

We're glad you're pleased, sir.
The bird handles like a dream.

Oh, by the way.

We won't hold you
for debriefing today.

After splashdown,
you'll be home in an hour.

Yeah. But not to my home.

An hour. That's great, sir.

He won hands down.

Nobody else was even close.

You're gonna love Hawaii.

Uh, where is the major?

I think we ought to
congratulate him in person.

Well, a-a-a-as a
matter of fact, he, uh...

He does spend Saturdays
with you, doesn't he?

Oh, yes, of course.
Of course he did.

Uh... Uh, ladies.

Why do you not go
into the living room

and make yourselves
comfortable. Oh, thank you, Jeannie.

I shall, uh... call Anthony.

Yes.

Oh, he will not
mind one more time.

I hope.

Oh, well.

Yeah. Well, that does it.

Tony? Oh, Tony, come on.

You... You can't leave now.

We're almost through.

Tony.

What am I doing here?

I'm supposed to
be in that simulator.

I have wonderful
news. Shh! Be quiet.

You are going to spend
two weeks in Hawaii.

If you don't get me
back in that simulator,

I'm gonna spend two
years in Leavenworth. Now...

Oh, Mrs. Bellows. How
nice to see you. Well...

Oh, yes. Oh, yes,
please, do... Do come in.

We... We were just
waiting for Anthony.

Oh, well, you're
gonna have a long wait.

I just spoke to Alfred, and
he's still in the simulator.

As a matter of fact, he's
been in the simulator all week.

I don't know how he could
possibly have been interviewed.

Oh, well, I'll just
go hang up my coat.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Why do you not keep it.

I-I believe it is a
little chilly in here.

Chilly? Oh, it is.

Oh, well. Well, fine.

Love that suit on
you. Oh, just lovely.

I want to know who bought it.

Are we not lucky Mrs.
Bellows is able to come.

Jeannie. Jeannie.

Mrs. Nelson? Ha-ha. Hi.

I did the ironing
and the washing,

and I finished upstairs,

and I want to talk to
you about my check.

Get me out of here.

Get me out of here.

Now, please.

Heh.

Congratulations, Major Healey.

It was a marvelous mission.

Well, uh...

everything was
fine until the end, sir.

But, uh...

well, there's something
I gotta tell you, sir.

You see, Tony...
He's wearing a...

Uh, Major Nelson, congrat...

Tony. Major Nelson.

What...?

Now, Major Nelson,
don't try to deny

that you came out of the
XT-4 wearing a woman's coat

and high-heeled shoes,
because I saw you.

Besides, the
evidence is right there.

I'm not trying to deny it, sir.

I'm simply trying to explain it.

Well, that's exactly
what I am waiting for.

He's waiting, Tony.

Thanks, Roge.

Oh! There you are,
you adorable man.

Oh. Where did all these
women come from?

Madam, would you mind explaining

to me just exactly who you are?

I am Mrs. Admiral Endicott.

And I am here to
present Major Nelson

the first annual
Good Husband Award.

Oh!

Is it not wonderful,
husband? Mm.

I don't know how you
had time to interview him.

He's been in a
simulator all week.

Oh!

I'll be interested
in that myself. Huh?

Simulator? Why,
that's ridiculous.

We spent two delightful
evenings together.

That's absolutely right.
We were there too.

I've never seen
ladies in my life, sir.

I told you. How
could he ever be...?

Ladies, please come
out here a minute.

This all... Wait a minute.

The apron. The dream
machine. Mm-hm.

It's all beginning to make
hideous sense to me.

Oh. Are you not pleased,
husband, darling?

Huh? And the prize
is two weeks in Hawaii.

Mwah. Two we...?

Major Nelson. Excuse
me, Jeannie. In Hawaii?

Some of these women insist
that you were at your house

last Monday and Tuesday night.

Now, what do you say to that?

What do I say to that? I'll
tell you what I say to that, sir.

Dr. Bellows. How would you like
a two-weeks' vacation in Hawaii,

all expenses paid.

- Pardon?
- They're confused.

They gave me the prize,
but I don't deserve it.

I want you and Mrs.
Bellows to have the prize.

Out of the question.

You won the prize.
I selected you.

Well, in that case, I can
do anything I want to with it.

I'll tell you the
other stuff later.

Well, it certainly is, major.

It certainly is. It is
very generous of you.

I don't know.

Jeannie. Blink out
those women's clothes.

All of 'em? Oh.

All of 'em.

All the women's
clothes right now.

Oh, Amanda, I agree...

How did you...?

Oh.

What's the matter
with you, darling?

You said... Quick, kiss me.

Hm? Mm.

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