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I hope they had time
to get some sleep.
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Leslie looked so tired
aboard the carrier.
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Didn't you think
he looked tired?
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Oh, do not worry, Mrs.
Wingate. Just think.
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They will have three weeks
to do nothing but eat and sleep.
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Oh, I'm so excited I can
hardly contain myself.
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Well, try, Mrs. Wingate. Do try.
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Oh, I wish we could
allow you to give them
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a more personal
greeting but, uh... Well,
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you do understand the need
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for the 21-day isolation period.
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And after all, in
your condition, Sally,
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we're having enough
trouble with Earth germs.
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Well, they're waiting
to see you, ladies.
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Alfred, darling. Listen, I...
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I think we should let
them go in by themselves.
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I mean, they can't touch,
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but, well, at least we could
give them some privacy.
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That's a good idea, Amanda.
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Uh, ladies. Uh, we're
gonna wait for you outside.
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Good luck. Good luck.
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Jeannie. Sally.
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Dr. Bellows. Oh.
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Leslie.
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Anthony. Oh. Ah.
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Oh. Master, I'm so
happy to see you.
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And I'm so glad to see you.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh.
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Listen, I know you
two miss each other,
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but this doesn't look too
good. Jeannie, get out of here.
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I am sorry, master, but when
I saw you, I forgot myself.
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Ah, no. You can't go.
But... But... But master...
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Once you're in here,
you're contaminated.
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Oh. Why don't you
blink a girl for me,
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we could start an epidemic.
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Leslie. Dr. Bellows!
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Ah.
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Oh, Leslie.
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What's the matter?
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My wife... My wife's
having the baby.
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Aw. Yes. I think so.
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Now, don't worry,
Sally. Just relax.
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We'll get you to the
hospital in plenty of time.
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Oh.
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Uh, Jeannie, can you get a ride?
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Where's Jeannie? That's
what I'd like to know.
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Where is Jeannie?
Uh, well, she walked...
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She was standing right here.
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Amanda, please.
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Mrs. Bellows, my wife.
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Yes, of course. I'm sorry.
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Oh, yes, darling. Here.
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Tony. Right there. Hah.
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She's gonna have the baby. Oh.
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I'm gonna be a father.
Hey, he's gonna be a father.
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A little ice cream
and pickles for you.
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Just sit down and relax.
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Get out of here.
But... But... But out.
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Just relax. Relax. Yeah.
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Hey, nothing's gonna
happen for quite a while.
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What you need is a nap.
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Oh. No, no.
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I couldn't go to sleep.
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I'm much too nervous.
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See, this is our first.
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Uh. Tony.
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Uh, would you pass me
that, uh, cushion, huh?
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Why don't you go in the
bedroom and lie down?
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It's much more comfortable.
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Yeah. You really ought to relax.
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Pass me a cushion, huh?
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Give him a cushion.
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Here you are. My... My cushion.
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What's the matter?
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You won't believe
this, gentlemen...
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but it's finally happened. Heh.
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But what?
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We brought something back
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with us from the moon.
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Space garbage.
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And it's in this wastebasket.
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Well, uh, let me see.
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No, no, no. You'll let it out.
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Now, we have to, uh...
We have to alert the base.
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Right. Right. Major Healey.
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Press the alarm
button. Alarm button.
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Roger. Are you sure, man?
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Would I stand here with a
wastebasket and a cushion
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if I wasn't? What
did it look like?
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It's a tiny creature
about 6 inches long,
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blond hair, female.
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Wait a minute.
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Did she have a black dress on?
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That's impossible.
There's no life on the moon.
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Armstrong and Aldrin
have proved that.
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Well, they're wrong.
Now, listen, if you're not
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gonna press that alarm
button, I will. Hold that.
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Huh?
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Stop him. Stop him.
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Get out of here.
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Yes, master.
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Wait a minute, commander.
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Let's talk this over. Healey,
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get out of my way.
Come on. I saw it.
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Nelson, the wastebasket.
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I'm sorry, sir. Look.
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You let it out.
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Huh? Yeah.
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Get out.
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Huh? I said w... It's out.
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Whatever was in there
is certainly out now.
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You let it out? Mm-hm.
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Well, gentlemen, what
seems to be the problem?
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Please, please. One at a time.
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Oh, uh, this is
Mr. Heatherington
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of the wire services.
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Now, uh, what fantastic
thing happened, commander?
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Well, sir. I was sitting
on the arm of that chair...
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Hey, you're from the
wire services, huh?
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He will be covering
the Isolation Lab
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for the entire 21 days.
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Sir. I was sitting...
Hey, that's marvelous.
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Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony.
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You're interrupting
the commander.
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Um. Thank you, Roge...
For pointing that out, Roger.
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Sir, I was... I was
saying that it's great
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to... To have
someone like him here
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so that the whole world
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could know if anything
interesting happens here.
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We're very glad you're pleased.
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Now will you let Commander
Wingate continue?
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Yeah, well, what I
meant was that, uh...
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You know, in case somebody, uh,
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loses his grip
because of the strain
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and starts seeing
things, you know?
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Go ahead, Leslie. Sorry.
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Well, commander. We're waiting.
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My wife's having a baby.
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Right. Yeah, we're waiting.
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Any moment it's gonna be
here. The... The baby, right?
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Roger! The baby.
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Thanks for stopping me,
Tony. I... I really could have put
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my foot in it back there.
Oh. Well, you can't expect
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a man who's about to become
a new father to think straight.
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Yeah. Well, I'm okay
now. All right. Good, good.
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You know, I really
thought I saw something
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in that wastebasket.
Yeah. That's my room, Les.
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Uh, listen, it's
perfectly natural.
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We've been under a
lot of strain, all of us.
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What you need is
some rest, huh? Right.
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You just get some sack
time there. Take it easy, huh?
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Good.
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Jeannie. You can come out now.
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Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
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Hello. Whoo.
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Jeannie. Oh, Jeannie.
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Well? What?
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She's not here. I
can't find her anyplace.
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Maybe she's in my room.
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- Jeannie.
- Jeannie, come out...!
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Shh. Shh. Wingate is
right through that door.
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Don't think he's alone. What?
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In the closet. I
saw it. I saw it.
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I saw it. In the closet.
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Take it easy. What's the matter?
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Don't tell me to take it easy.
We've got an extraterrestrial
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creature on our
hands, and I'll prove it.
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That's ridiculous. Now, hold it.
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Maybe he's got a
point. Yeah, maybe.
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What? Look, for
years, the scientists
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have been telling us that
sooner or later, we'll meet up
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with an extraterrestrial
creature. I think it might be
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safe to assume that we've
met one a little sooner
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than we thought we would.
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We have. We have, Tony. We have.
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I saw it. I know you saw it.
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But, Les, you're the
only one who has.
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You need corroboration.
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I'm going in there.
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No. No, no. No, no, Tony. Tony.
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Tony. Tony. It may be hostile.
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I think you're getting
a little hostile, Les.
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I am sorry, master. I
thought it was your room.
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See anything? Not yet.
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It's on the shelf. On the,
uh... On the left-hand side.
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Is this what you saw, Les?
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Where'd you get the trophy?
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It's Les's mission
souvenir. It says,
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"Commander Leslie
Wingate, lunar module pilot."
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That is not what I saw.
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The creature I saw was
about... Was about 6 inches long,
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had blond hair, and was
wearing a black dress.
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I didn't know they
gave out trophies.
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Why...? Why
didn't I get a trophy?
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This is 6 inches long, and
in the dark, you can't tell
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the difference
between gold and blond.
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You think he'll buy it?
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I don't know. How
much are you asking?
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I knew. I... I shouldn't
have gone up with you guys.
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I knew it. I knew
it. Take it easy.
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On our last mission...
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I saw a girl sitting next to
me in the command module
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wearing a harem outfit.
Can you guys convince me
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that I was having raptures
of deep space? Well? Huh?
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Get the sleeping pills in there.
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Look, I want you to lie down
and just get a lot of sleep.
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Les, you're exhausted.
I just want to know,
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why is it when I'm
around you two guys,
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I start seeing things?
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Why? Well... Here,
Les. Here. Take those.
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Take your sleeping pills.
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Oh, no. N-no sleeping
pills. I get an upset stomach.
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Les, that's better
than an upset head.
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That's... That's... That's true.
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Oh. Shh, darling. All right,
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you can stop
apologizing. I forgive you.
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Oh, thank you, master.
You are most generous.
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Yeah. But... We...
There's no way to fix it now.
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Once you came in contact
with me, you were contaminated.
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Contaminated! Shh.
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I mean, possibly contaminated
by any of the germs
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I brought back from the moon.
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You're just gonna have to
stay here the whole 21 days.
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Oh. Oh, I know, master.
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That is terrible.
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I cannot think of a
punishment severe enough
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for one as stupid as I.
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Now, all right. All
right. Don't overdo it.
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Just stay out of sight.
Especially from Wingate, huh?
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Oh, yes, master. I
know. That poor man.
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About to become a new papa too.
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Yeah. Hey, I tell you what.
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Hey. See if you can pop yourself
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into an outfit that
looks like this, huh?
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Why, certainly, master. Hm.
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Of course, gold is
not my best color.
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Perhaps emerald
green would look better.
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Mm. T-try... Try gold.
It... It'll look nice on you.
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Mm.
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Blue? Gold.
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Oh.
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Yes, master. Okay.
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Gold is not my color.
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It looks great. It really does.
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Now... Now, uh... Uh,
pop yourself into this size.
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Yes, master. Okay.
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Like this, master?
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00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,261
Yeah. If Wingate
catches a glimpse of you,
251
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,612
he'll think you're the trophy.
252
00:10:19,636 --> 00:10:22,215
Must I stay like
this all the time?
253
00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:24,383
Yeah, yeah. You must stay there
254
00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:27,592
unless we're absolutely
sure we're alone.
255
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,739
Master. I was thinking. Yeah?
256
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,308
Since I am here... Hm?
257
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,177
And we are alone. Yeah.
258
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,778
A... And I am contaminated.
259
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,912
What is it?
260
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,070
Can we risk further
contamination?
261
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,950
Yeah, why not?
262
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,096
All right.
263
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,400
Extraterrestrial.
No, no. No, no.
264
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,868
Oh-ho... Oh. Oh.
265
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,070
Oh.
266
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,238
Sally.
267
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,508
Sally. Oh.
268
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,211
Baby.
269
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,347
Boy. Boy.
270
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,816
Girl. Girl.
271
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,256
Bye-bye.
272
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,258
Oh. For heaven's sakes.
273
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,994
It is very difficult
being a trophy.
274
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,416
Amanda, it's nearly
2:00 in the morning,
275
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,784
and these men need their sleep.
276
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,687
Alfred, I don't care. Now,
Commander Wingate has just
277
00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:10,956
become the father of
a beautiful baby boy,
278
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,725
and I intend to tell him.
279
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:20,817
Amanda. I still say it
can wait till morning.
280
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,618
And I say, Alfred, that
Commander Wingate
281
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,921
has been cooped up in
there probably worried to death
282
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,022
about his wife. And I
think we should just tell him
283
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,157
that everything is fine.
284
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,045
Oh.
285
00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,347
Oh!
286
00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,721
I will never get any
sleep around here.
287
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,867
Amanda.
288
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,235
Mm-hm?
289
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,805
Do you see what I see?
290
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,094
Oh.
291
00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:47,793
Alfred. It's...
292
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:50,429
It's a little, tiny
creature in a gold suit
293
00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,133
waving its antennae at us.
294
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,027
This is a very historic moment.
295
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,428
Our first contact
296
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,787
with extraterrestrial beings.
297
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,573
I think I'm gonna faint.
298
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,506
Alfred, it's gone.
299
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,108
Incredible.
300
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,012
Evidently it has the power
to dematerialize at will.
301
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,649
What's the matter?
What happened?
302
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:31,020
Major Nelson, Major Healey.
The most amazing thing.
303
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,055
There is life on the moon.
304
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,957
It's right over there at
the end of the couch.
305
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,258
Huh? On the end of the couch.
306
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,211
Well, wait a minute,
sir. We don't understand
307
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,479
what you're talking about. I do.
308
00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:42,682
We just came back from
the hospital, and we found out
309
00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:44,584
that Commander
Wingate's wife had the baby.
310
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:45,985
And then we
looked into the room,
311
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,286
and right over there, we saw...
312
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,022
Hey. Sally had the
baby! How about that!
313
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,324
A-a... A boy or a girl?
314
00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:52,758
A boy, and she's fine. But...
315
00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:55,127
Hey, a boy. We gotta
tell the commander, huh?
316
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,764
What happened? What
happened? I just woke up...
317
00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:00,833
Oh. Les, it's happened.
It's happened, Les.
318
00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,418
Oh, you mean you
found the creature?
319
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,753
He has seen it too.
320
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,888
Huh? No, uh, you...
You had a boy.
321
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,056
Sally had a boy.
322
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,224
Sally had a boy. Yeah.
323
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,491
Sally had a boy. Yeah...
324
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,994
Sally had a boy...
Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh.
325
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,562
What...? What, is
she...? Is she okay?
326
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,664
She's fine, commander.
Congratulations.
327
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,499
Commander. Commander,
a few seconds ago,
328
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,852
you asked about a creature.
329
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:22,120
He was asleep, sir. He didn't
know what he was saying.
330
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:23,222
Yeah, he was asleep.
331
00:14:23,246 --> 00:14:25,574
Gentlemen, please. Let
the commander speak.
332
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,875
Commander, see, we saw it too.
333
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,644
It's about 8 inches
long, had a gold suit,
334
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,013
and was sitting
right over... Oh, that.
335
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,504
Listen, relax, Dr. and Mrs.
Bellows. It was nothing.
336
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,902
Nothing? We saw it.
337
00:14:35,926 --> 00:14:37,870
I saw it too. And I was
pretty shook up at first,
338
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,272
until Tony showed
me what it was.
339
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,539
We had a lot of laughs over it.
340
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,625
I don't know what's going on.
341
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,628
Uh... Do you mean to tell
me you three saw this thing,
342
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,914
and... And you're not upset?
343
00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:49,215
I'll show you.
344
00:14:49,239 --> 00:14:50,849
He'll show it to you.
345
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,085
Hey. At least I'm
not the only one
346
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,720
who made the same mistake, huh?
347
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:56,288
Yeah. It's funny
what nerves can do.
348
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,090
Yeah, my nerves are
getting pretty funny.
349
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,759
My nerves.
350
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,182
A boy, huh? Uh, did
Sally give it a name yet?
351
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,551
Uh, well, no... How...?
How much did it weigh?
352
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:28,020
Dr. and Mrs. Bellows,
is this what you saw?
353
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,056
A trophy. Oh, but
it looks sort of like
354
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,874
what we saw, only
what we saw moved.
355
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,744
That's ridiculous. Uh, trophies
don't move, Mrs. Bellows.
356
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,078
Exactly.
357
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,014
Then how did it get to wherever
Commander Wingate found it?
358
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,684
Yeah, Tony. H-how did...?
How did...? How did that happen?
359
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,936
Well, it's just an ordinary
trophy. It's got a... oh!
360
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,554
Oh! Whoa.
361
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,223
What happened?
362
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,924
What's going on
down there? I'm sorry.
363
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,208
I dropped your statue. Sorry.
364
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,811
Jeannie, are you all right?
365
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,196
Major Nelson. Yes?
366
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,982
Come back here. I
want to see that trophy.
367
00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:58,684
I can't, sir. It's broken.
368
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,886
Well, it's a little
late, so good night.
369
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:03,205
Just a moment, Major Healey.
370
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,274
We're going to get to the
bottom of this, and now.
371
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,209
Yeah, well, uh...
372
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,629
All right, sir. What do
we...? What do we discuss?
373
00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:12,898
Uh, commander. Tell us
everything that happened.
374
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,405
Jeannie. Darling, say something.
375
00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:22,269
Tell me what's wrong, please.
376
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,042
Oh.
377
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,011
Darling, are you all right? Oh.
378
00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:27,346
Oh... Oh.
379
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,715
What's the matter? Oh, I
have a terrible headache.
380
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,916
Oh. Uh, there are some, uh,
381
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,685
headache pills in the bathroom.
382
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,152
Oh. Uh, go in there, and I...
383
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:36,922
I want you to stay there until
e-everybody goes to sleep, okay?
384
00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:38,390
Gently. Yes, master.
385
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,825
You all right? Yes. Gently.
386
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,760
Okay. Stay there.
387
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,529
Oh! I'm sorry.
388
00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:44,563
Ow! Oh.
389
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,732
Tony? Yeah.
390
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,034
Oh, hey, Tony.
Uh, how's Jeannie?
391
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:51,002
She's okay. She's just
got a little headache.
392
00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:53,605
What's going on out there?
Don't worry. I fixed everything.
393
00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:55,374
The Bellows thought
they saw something,
394
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:56,775
and it made Wingate suspicious.
395
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,043
I knew that was gonna happen.
396
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,212
And Dr. Bellows was
gonna call General Schaeffer.
397
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,814
You're kidding.
Oh... Don't worry.
398
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,615
You'll be proud of
me. I fixed everything.
399
00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:05,718
I... I told Dr. Bellows no
use panicking everybody
400
00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:07,686
over something he's
not sure of. Yeah, yeah.
401
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,788
Dr. Bellows is gonna
have the sterilization crew
402
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,557
come in tomorrow
and search everything.
403
00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:12,958
What? Jeannie can make herself
404
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,160
teeny-tiny again... Oh,
great. That's all we need.
405
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,262
That was stupendous.
That was a great idea.
406
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,364
Master? Huh?
407
00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:20,799
Oh, these are
funny headache pills.
408
00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:24,903
I took two of them
and... I feel so sleepy.
409
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,405
Wait, Jeannie. Jeannie. Darling.
410
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,206
We have to... Darling.
What's the matter?
411
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,008
Jeannie? Hold it.
Wake up. Sweetheart.
412
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,910
Wait a minute. These
aren't headache pills.
413
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:34,330
They're sleeping pills.
414
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,832
Wingate took two of these,
and he was out for eight hours.
415
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,384
Oh, night-night, Jeannie.
416
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:40,269
The sterilization crew,
when is it coming?
417
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,420
Six o'clock in the morning.
418
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,288
Oh, that's great.
You got any idea
419
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,091
how we're gonna hide
a 110-pound genie?
420
00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:47,035
I don't know, but she'd
make a big trophy.
421
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,497
No, Amanda. I still don't know
422
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:54,232
why you insisted on being here.
423
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:56,234
Because, Alfred, I
saw it the first time.
424
00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:58,704
And if it's here, I
intend to see it again.
425
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:00,573
Well, they certainly
didn't find anything
426
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:01,774
in this part of the lab.
427
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,776
They've gone over it
with a fine-toothed comb.
428
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,778
Oh, Alfred. I wonder
how they all feel in there.
429
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:07,646
I mean, you know,
being cooped up with
430
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,048
a creature from another planet.
431
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:10,950
Well, as far as Major
Nelson is concerned,
432
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:14,587
I sometimes wonder
whether he's of another world.
433
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,507
Well, I like to keep
a clean isolation lab.
434
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,309
That's it, guys, huh?
435
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,177
Out the door we go.
Where you going, fellas?
436
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,029
Wait a minute. That's
Major Nelson's room.
437
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,698
Uh, don't go in there. Major...
Major Nelson's sleeping.
438
00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,033
Be quiet when you're in there,
439
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:30,101
because he's sleeping,
fellas. Very quiet.
440
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,170
Very quiet, major.
Sleepy-sleepy.
441
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:40,969
Oh.
442
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,487
Carry on.
443
00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:54,927
Tony. Listen, I wa...
444
00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:57,362
Shh. Uh, Tony's asleep.
445
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,665
But he was just in the hall.
Yeah. W-was he in the hall?
446
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,133
Oh, that was me in the hall.
447
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,435
But... But if you're here,
then who was that in the hall?
448
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,203
Oh, you're right. That
was me in the hall.
449
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,305
Have you seen the trophy?
I wanna take a look at it.
450
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:09,608
No, I haven't seen it, Les.
Maybe it's in your closet.
451
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,512
Yeah, maybe it's
in the closet, Les.
452
00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:13,969
Oh.
453
00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:15,704
Nice job.
454
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:17,816
No. Nope. Uh, no. No.
455
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,084
Maybe it's in your closet.
456
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:20,552
Yeah maybe it's
in my closet, Les.
457
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,987
No, Les. Wait a minute, Les.
458
00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:23,355
It's not in my closet. Les?
459
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,995
Tony. But Ro... Roger
said you were sleeping.
460
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:31,796
Yeah, I was. It
was quieter in here.
461
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,465
Well, that makes sense.
462
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,734
But i... But if you're here,
463
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,903
who's sleeping in your bed?
464
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,371
Goldilocks?
465
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,374
Wait a minute. You
don't wanna go in there.
466
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,942
The sterilization
crew's in there.
467
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,710
Get out of my way.
Somebody's in your bed.
468
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,179
No, that's all your imagination.
469
00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,932
I've had about enough
of my... My imagination.
470
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,956
Whoa.
471
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,744
Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
472
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,439
Oh, boy. Those short
naps are refreshing.
473
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,507
But you said you were Tony.
474
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,376
Roger, that's Tony.
And you're Wingate.
475
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,178
I know who I am. I
know who you are.
476
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,446
What I want to know is,
477
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,136
who was in this bed?
478
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,588
Move, Nelson.
479
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,958
Nelson, you're forgetting
something. I outrank you.
480
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,383
Yeah, well... Get
out of the way!
481
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,495
All right.
482
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,440
I found it! I found it!
483
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,674
I found it!
484
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:33,908
Jeannie. Get him!
485
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:34,909
Get him. Don't go away.
486
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,911
Now, come on, Roger. Roger.
487
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,854
And you authorized
the sterilization crew.
488
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,557
Yes, sir. And I take
full responsibility.
489
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,325
May I ask why?
General, you're not gonna
490
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,693
believe this. I mean, you won't
491
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,961
believe it, but last night,
492
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,863
I saw, on this couch...
493
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,498
a tiny little creature
494
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,033
uh, about 6 inches long,
495
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:01,703
with a... With a
gold suit... waving.
496
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,705
A tiny little creature...
497
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,675
6 inches long... waving.
498
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,877
That's right, sir. I saw it too.
499
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,912
I found it! I found it!
500
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,865
Oh. Oh, in Major Nelson's room.
501
00:21:12,889 --> 00:21:15,084
Do you see, sir? What
did you find, commander?
502
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,585
The creature, sir. The creature.
503
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,953
It... It's huge.
504
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,288
It's over 5 feet tall.
505
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,457
And it's wearing a
gold astronaut's uniform.
506
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,258
And it's hiding in
Major Nelson's closet.
507
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,327
Don't listen. Lack of
sleep. He's overwrought.
508
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:27,228
Yeah, it's the baby,
sir. It's the strain...
509
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,380
Silence!
510
00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:30,370
Five feet tall, commander?
511
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,869
Six inches, doctor?
512
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,860
It must have grown.
513
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,459
Oh. Here they are, general.
514
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,349
Well, gentlemen.
Anything happen?
515
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,201
Not a thing, doctor.
Clean as a whistle.
516
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,103
But... But I saw it. In... In...
517
00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:54,790
In Major Nelson's
room. I... Are you sure?
518
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,991
We checked everywhere,
519
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,593
but we can go over
it again if you like.
520
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,828
No, that won't be necessary.
521
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,030
Uh, gentlemen... you're
going to have to be
522
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,466
in the isolation
chamber for three weeks.
523
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,301
That's a long time,
but it will seem
524
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,469
considerably longer
525
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,471
if you let your imaginations
run away with you.
526
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,607
Now, I suggest that you
all forget about this, uh...
527
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,043
This creature,
and get some rest.
528
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,479
But general, now, you can
get... And my suggestion
529
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,148
goes for you too, Mrs. Bellows.
530
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,160
General, wait. Mm-hm?
531
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,095
I just heard that
the sterilization crew
532
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,064
has been in the isolation lab.
533
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,431
Can you tell me why?
534
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,800
Mm-hm.
535
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,656
It was the maid's day off.
536
00:22:41,144 --> 00:22:42,787
It's okay. You just
need a little rest.
537
00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:44,189
I need a little rest. Boy.
538
00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:46,191
You'll be back on
your feet in no time.
539
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:59,371
Three weeks. Never
make it three weeks.
540
00:23:00,305 --> 00:24:00,544
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
541
00:24:00,594 --> 00:24:05,144
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