All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie s05e16 One of Our Hotels is Growing.eng

Oh, Mrs. Bellows,
I am so excited.

Just imagine, a whole
week in Los Angeles.

Oh, yes. Jeannie, well,
now don't you worry.

Alfred and I
understand that this trip

is taking the place
of your honeymoon.

So as soon as we're unpacked
and settled in that room,

we are gonna leave
you completely alone.

Now, now. Just be
careful. Be careful...

Oh, girls. If we're
gonna get that swim in...

Good afternoon, sir.
Oh, good afternoon.

No, no, no. Never mind.

I'll manage.

Thank you.

You tip them to bring
the bags to the desk,

and then again to
bring 'em to the rooms.

It's absolutely
ridiculous. You're right.

Oh, uh, gentlemen,
you watch the luggage,

I'll check the reservations.
This way, ladies.

Well... Right this way.

How do you do,
sir? Good afternoon.

Um, I believe that you have, uh,

reservations for three rooms.

Uh, they're in the name
of Major Roger Healey.

Just one moment, please.

This is a nice hotel. Very nice.

Good.

I'm sorry, but, uh,

we don't have any reservations
under the name of Healey.

And...

there isn't a vacant
room in the house.

That's impossible.

Well, of course,
it's impossible.

They were made
over two weeks ago.

Uh, excuse us a
moment. Uh, Amanda.

Alfred, how could
this possibly...?

I'm awfully sorry, ma'am.

But I could call around,

and try and find you
accommodations,

but it's not going to be easy.

You see, there are
three conventions in town.

Unfortunately, this
hotel has only 12 floors.

Heh. And at times like this,

I wish we could just, uh...

grow another one. Heh.

Yes.

Yes, that would
be very convenient.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

What's the matter,
Amanda? Alfred.

It is all right, everyone.

They have rooms for all of us.

Uh, what did you do to them?

She didn't do anything.
A pretty girl can do things

that we ordinary
mortals can't, that's all.

Well done, Jeannie. I
should say so, Jeannie.

Let's go see the room. I hope...

Uh, sir, couldn't we
wait for the bellhop?

Oh, don't be silly, major.

We can save another tip.

Here. Take this. Okay.

Yeah, here we go.

There we are.

Okay. Wow!

Here. This one in here.

Oh, there it is.

Now, wait a minute. You got it?

All right. Pull it up. Uh...

Oh, okay. There. There you are.

Okay. You can come back
for the others later. Huh?

I'll do it this time, Agnes.

You watch.

Oh, no. Not again.

It's Fotheringay again.
He went into the elevator.

If you don't stop
him he's gonna jump.

Get. Get!

Don't jump, Mr. Fotheringay.

Don't... jump.

No.

Thirteen-oh-two?

Thirteen-oh-nine.

There are only 12 floors.

There are only 12 floors.

By now I'm off the roof.

I beg your pardon.

I told you, we can manage.

Oh, this way, everyone.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Apparently, everything's
just a handout.

Hm? W-w-would
someone please tell me

what's going on here?

I better tell someone.

No. Someone better tell me.

Ah!

Oh, sorry.

Mm. Mm.

You blinked a whole floor?

Well, certainly.

Well, it would have looked silly

to have just three rooms
sitting up here all alone.

Yeah, that's right.
How did you know?

Because no hotel in
the world has 13 floors.

It's bad luck. Well,
it is good luck for us.

Otherwise, we would
have no place to stay.

Yeah, but, darling,
hotels don't grow.

Children grow, trees grow,

but I mean, hotels
just can't... Shh.

Hello, there. I'm sorry

if I'm in your room,

but you see, I'm
having a hallucination

due to excessive alcohol,
and you're part of it.

Uh, pardon me, sir,

do you have any
idea where you are?

Certainly. I'm
on the 13th floor.

That's how I know
I'm hallucinating.

No hotel has a 13th floor.

Well, h-how did you get here?

Oh, I come over here every
few weeks to jump off the roof.

Of course, I never make it.

But... And I didn't make it
this time either, obviously.

Well, sorry to bother you.

Uh, p... Pardon me, sir.
D... Where are you going?

I am going down
to the desk clerk.

I'm gonna complain.

They can't expect anybody

to jump off the 13th floor.

Yeah. That's bad luck.

Wait.

Would you stop him, please?

Oh, certainly, master.

Uh, what shall I do with him?

I don't know. Put
him someplace...

Anywhere. I gotta think.

Very well.

Hm. Where'd you put him?

Oh. In Room 1302.

He will like it. It has a
very nice view of the bar.

Uh, sure beats green snakes.

Give me room service.

Please, Perkins, I'm very busy.

We have a full house.

You got more than a full house.

I tell ya, this hotel
has a 13th floor,

and there are
people living there.

Twelve, Perkins. Twelve.

But I went outside and
counted them. Thirteen.

Perkins... go lie
down for a while.

Mr. Montjoy. The
most peculiar thing.

I just got a call to send

an order of Scotch to Room 1302.

Come on.

Do I have to?

Sh.

Oh, hi, gang. Shh.

What's the matter? You...
Oh, you guys going out too?

No, no. We're gonna
change hotels, Roger.

Why are we gonna change
hotels? I got a beautiful room.

I know. I know. But
Jeannie blinked it.

She blinked the whole floor.

We gotta get the Bellows
out before they figure it out.

Why would they figure it
out? I haven't figured it out.

There's such room as... There's
no such thing as a 13th floor.

Why would there be
a 13th floor in a hotel?

There's no reason
to unpack, sir.

These rooms won't be suitable...

Don't be ridiculous, major.
These are perfectly good rooms.

I see no reason to leave them.

Well, we do have that
meeting at March Air Force Base

in about three days, sir.

If... If we should catch cold
because of the drafty rooms...

Drafty rooms? What are
you talking about, major?

We haven't felt a draft here.

Major Healey, is
your room drafty?

Oh yes, it's, uh...
The gale in a stor...

Gale storms.

That's funny. There's
no draft in this room.

Wind. Why, it's impossible!

How... How did it
get so cold in here?

It's 85 degrees outside.

Uh, it's the Santa Ana,
sir. It comes in off the desert

very suddenly
sometimes. Darling,

all you have to do

is simply shut the window.

No, major, you see,
I'm all unpacked.

And we're very happy
that you're concerned.

But I have no
intention of moving.

Uh, well, it's not only
the wind and the cold.

Do you happen to
know that this hotel

is located directly
under the glide path

for the L.A.
International Airport?

Nonsense. We haven't
heard any planes.

I haven't heard any planes.

What's that?

You see, sir. You'll
never get any sleep.

Major Nelson, in
case you've forgotten,

we live in Cocoa Beach,

right next to the air base.

And we don't intend to let

a little airplane
noise bother us.

Excuse me. Yeah,
yeah, major. Excuse me.

Do you mind? You
see, we wanna change,

because Alfred is
taking me out to dinner,

and I'd like to get
dressed, if you don't mind.

I'd like to change. Uh...

Oh, yeah, but you won't like...

Major Nelson, if you want to
move, you're perfectly welcome.

But we're staying put.

Hi there, you figment

of my alcohol
diseased imagination.

Hey, are you having any
trouble with the room service?

They act like this
floor doesn't even exi...

Afraid you have the wrong room.

- Jeannie, Roger.
- Come on.

Have a nice dinner.
Yeah, nice talkin' to ya.

Excuse me, sir. Whoops.

Hey, will ya...?
Wait a minute, now.

This started out like a
pretty good hallucination.

Let's keep it that way, huh?

Right through this
door, Mr. Montjoy.

Hold him. Hold him together.

Uh-oh.

You're not gonna
believe this. It's locked.

It wasn't before.

Let's push.

It feels like
someone's holding it.

Just push.

Come here, come here.

Hey, you look more
scared than me,

and I'm the one that's
having the hallucination.

Would you put him...
I told you to hold him.

Blink this place out of here.

Oh. But master,
the Bellows are in...

I don't care. One
disaster at a time.

Blink the whole floor out.

Wait, I left the
shower curtain out.

Oh, he left the
shower... Jeannie.

Ah!

There it is, Mr. Montjoy. The...

Roof, Perkins.

R-O-O-F.

Roof.

Alfred. Alfred. Can you help me?

My zipper's caught in my hair.

Just a second, honey.

Shh. Shh.

Hm. Did it suddenly
get cold in here?

Maybe it's one of those drafts

Major Nelson was
talking about earlier. I...

Someone opened
another window, I suppose.

Yeah.

Perkins... come along.

You and I must have a long talk.

Don't you want to
have a look around?

What for? I've seen the roof.

I know what it looks like.

Oh, never mind,
Alfred. I got it.

Pop the corridor back in.
Pop the corridor back in.

Mm-hm.

You know, up until today,
I figured I'd stop drinking.

But not now. This
is too much fun.

Where are you going?
I'm going to the bar.

For the last few minutes,

this hallucination's
been going downhill.

You're wouldn't tell anybody

about this, would you?

Oh. Are you kidding?

I may be a drunk, but
I'm not crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that's
one problem gone.

And the Bellows are going
out to dinner for the evening.

And that means we shall have
the evening all to ourselves.

No, no, we're not.

We can't let the Bellows
get out of this hotel.

Oh, but, master, if they leave,
that means we can be alone.

Darling, they can't leave
because there's no elevator.

Easy. I will simply
blink an elevator.

I don't want you to
blink any elevator.

If they go downstairs
and tell anybody

they've been living
on the 13th floor,

I'm in real trouble. Yeah,
well, what do we do now?

Well, until this, uh, floor

is blinked out once and for all,

we're gonna make the
Bellows very happy right here.

Right here on this floor.
Great way to spend a vacation.

Or a honeymoon. Yeah.

Or a honeymoon. Oh, boy.

You get your own honeymoon.

Amanda, you got the key, dear?

Yes, darling, it's
right here in my purse.

Ready? Uh-huh.

Surprise. Surprise.

Here are some flowers
for you, Mrs. Bellows.

We found a wonderful restaurant
right here in the hotel, sir,

and I took the
liberty of ordering

a gourmet dinner right up here.

Well, now, i... Isn't that nice?

Well, yes, indeed, it is nice.

But, good heavens,
I thought you two

wanted to spend
this evening alone.

We do.

Uh, but... But we
thought it would be nice

if we all spent our first
night in Los Angeles together.

Alfred, isn't that the sweetest
thing you've ever heard?

Yes. Um... is, uh,
Major Healey coming?

Oh, I hope so. Oh, I'm...
I'm sure he'll be here any...

Wow. Look at that. Well.

Monsieur.

Oh. May I see?

Oh. That looks
scrumptious. Darling, look.

Ha-ha-ha.

Hah! Oh.

Oh, my. Oh.

Uh, Major Nelson, please.

The least thing you can do
is, uh, let us supply the wine.

Uh, the wine. Oh, yes, the wine.

I forgot the wine.
Uh, I'll get it, sir.

I... I got the rest
of the dinner,

I'll get the wine too.

Please, I insist.

Jeannie, do something. Hm?

Do something quick. Oh. Oh.

E-excuse me, please. Yeah.

Thank you, darling.
Uh... Uh, Dr. Bellows,

I-I left my credit
card in my room.

I'll go get it right
way. Room service.

Room service.

A bottle of Valpolicella '61,

for Room 1308.
Right away. Yes, sir.

Hey, Jeannie. Listen,
I need your help.

Oh.

Uh.

Oh, thanks.

No. Nineteen sixty one.

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Thanks. Oh.

Oh, that's it.

Voil�. Voil�.

Whoa.

Thank you. Alfred,
where did everybody go?

I don't know.

Thank you.

Oh, there she is. Yes.

Thank you. Mademoiselle... Oh.

Mademoiselle... Oh.

Oh. Ah. Oh. Est�pido.

Bonsoir, madame et
monsieur. Good evening.

I have here, uh, a
bottle of Valpolicella,

which I have selected
with my very own hands,

for your perusal. Heh-heh.

Good, Tony. Good.
Good, good. Oh.

Uh, Antoine. My name is Antoine.

As your aid, you need
me to open this for you?

Hi, everybody. Hey,
what a great idea... Oof.

Oh. Pardon, monsieur.
Pardon. Quite all right.

Would you like to try this?
Tony will be along in a few.

Uh, look, waiter, I wonder
if I could have white wine.

Maybe a little
Chablis, okay? Oh.

Yes, the red's fine. Very good.

Would you sit
down, please? Okay.

Not there, you idiot.
In a chair. Okay.

You almost ready,
honey? Oh, I am, dear. Yes.

Disneyland. I can hardly wait.

Oh, isn't it exciting, darling?

Oh, do you think we should
invite the Nelsons to join us?

Oh, Amanda. Honeymoon
couples like to sleep late.

Oh, yes. Of course they do.

Good morning, everybody. Hi.

Would you like to wile away a
few hours with the cards? Huh?

Oh, don't be silly, major.
We're going to Disneyland.

Uh. Major, it's a beautiful day.

Well, no, the forecast
calls for, uh, rain.

Rain? Yes, rain.

Don't be ridiculous.

Why, there's not
a cloud in the sky.

Amanda.

Oh, how terrible. Oh.

Would you like to play a
little, uh, whist or pinochle?

Hey. What a beautiful
day out, isn't it? Ha-ha.

Ah. For a rainstorm.

Uh. Pillow fight.

Three shirts.

Let me take off my glasses.

Oh, no. That's wrong.

Let me put my glasses back on.

Heh. There we are.

Three shirts. No starch.

No starch, no starch.
One man's suit.

Ah, one man's suit. No starch.

One woman's suit. One
woman's suit, no starch.

One pair of shoes.
Pair of shoes.

Nicely shined. Spit
shined. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, hi, Jeannie. Oh.
Hello, Major Healey.

What am I gonna do
with this? Can you help?

Oh, certainly, Major Healey.
Just go right into our room.

In your room. What's in there?

Ah.

Oh.

Well, this is all
very nice, major,

but really, we don't
mind shopping in the rain.

There's no sense
shopping in the rain

when the hotel has
everything you need.

Where's Jeannie? I should
think she'd want to see this.

Uh... Uh, little tired, sir.

She decided to take a nap.

Nice, huh?
One-hundred-fourteen, fifty

at the boutique downstairs.

Nice, huh?

Ah. Oh!

Oh!

Well...

Amanda, come on. Shh.

Let's go. Come on.

Shh. Shh.

All right.

Shh. Watch it,
watch it. Shh, shh.

Now, when I got
downstairs... Shh.

Shh. Shh. Ooh.

Thank you.

Shh.

Tiptoe out. Watch it.

Ah!

Dinner is served. Oh.

We didn't order
any... Here you are.

A-Alfred... This must
be some mistake.

Major Nelson asked me to
send this up here exactly for you.

No, no, no, no, no. No.

Sit down, madame. And you, sir.

Sit right down there.

Oh, now... Thank you.

There you are,
madame. And for you, sir.

And dinner is served.

? Hava Nagila Hava... ?

I'm suffocating, Alfred.

I...

If at first you don't
succeed and, uh...

Oh, all that.

There he goes again. After him.

Oh no, sir. Not me.

Perkins, he's liable to jump.

If I go up there and
find a 13th floor again,

so am I.

Heaven's sakes,
I'll go with you.

Take over for a few minutes.

Come on. Do I have to?

Shh-shh-shh-shh.

Shh-shh-shh. Shh-shh.

Amanda. What?

Do you think leaving
a note is enough?

Maybe we should tell
them. Oh, no, Alfred. No.

If we tell them,
they'll just think

of some other way
of keeping us here.

And, Alfred, I can't
stand it anymore.

Now, Amanda...

Oh. This is ridiculous.

You've been the
13th floor long enough.

You're a roof.

You understand? You're a roof.

That's funny.

It must be the other way.

Oh, Alfred. It's
not the other way.

I know where we
got off the elevator,

and it was right here.
Then where is it?

I don't know.

Alfred, we're trapped!

Oh, that... Oh, e-excuse me.

Could you kindly tell
me where the elevator is?

What's the matter,
buddy? You crazy?

There ain't no
elevator on the roof.

Perkins, what do you see?

Just... the roof, sir.

With wall-to-wall carpeting?

It's a real class hotel.

Come along, Perkins.

We're going to get to the
bottom of this. Must we?

Alfred, did you hear
what he just said?

Pay no attention,
dear. He's drunk.

I know he's drunk. I
know. But the point is...

But he said... Oh, uh,

here's the desk clerk.

Oh, uh, excuse us. But
we're looking for the elevator.

What are you people
doing on the roof?

Now, see here. Enough is enough.

We've been staying in this hotel

for the past three days.

We have a room
on the 13th floor.

So would you kindly tell
us where the elevator is?

First, you have not
been staying here

because I told you
there were no rooms.

Second, there is no 13th floor.

Therefore, thirdly, there
can't be any elevator.

Going down?

Who are you?

Sir, I have no time
for conversation.

If you would all step into
the rear of the lift, please.

Oh, Alfred, I... I have
calls on nine, seven,

three and five.

Floors?

Up, please.

You won't say
anything, will you?

Say anything about what?

About what. Yes, that's right.

There's nothing to say.

Oh, uh... I-I'll
check out, Amanda.

Uh, that has all been
taken care of, sir.

What? Yes.

Say, uh, you're the
only one around here

who seems to know
what's going on.

Thanks you, sir.

Would you kindly explain?

You mean you don't know?

Oh, no wonder you're confused.

Well, you see, this
hotel has no 13th floor.

Or rather, it does,

but no one is supposed
to know about it, you see.

It's owned entirely

by, um, an eccentric
millionaire industrialist,

whose initials are... H.H.

H.H. Shh. Please, madam.

Shh, shh. Well...
I... I'll get it. Yes.

When H.H. heard that...

That, uh, persons
from NASA were here,

including the two astronauts,

and there were
no rooms available,

of course he made his
suite available for you.

Oh. How incredibly generous.

Well, I thought
so. Uh, uh, tell me,

is, um, H.H.
staying in this hotel?

We'd like to thank
him. That's impossible.

I'm afraid H.H. is asleep.

Thank you very much.
Did you blink it out?

Oh, yes, master.
No more 13th floor.

Uh, hello. And, uh, tell me

what made you all
decide to check out too?

We got in trouble
with the shop steward.

He wanted us to
join the waiters' union.

Your cab's on its way.

Uh, thank you very much.

Uh... Alfred. Give
him something.

Oh, yes.

There we are.

Alfred, for heaven's sake.

This hotel has
bent over backwards

to give us good service.

Give him enough for everyone.

Well, of course.

That's for the waiter.

And that's for the wine steward.

And that's for the valet. And...

Don't forget the elevator boy.

Oh, yes. The, um...
The elevator boy.

You know, the very bright one.

The one with the, uh...
The small mustache.

And, uh... this is for you.

The entire staff thanks you.

You're very welcome.

Bye. Bye.

Nice working with you.

I need a vacation.

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