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Oh, master. I cannot believe
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that we are really
going to be married.
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It is like a dream. No,
it's not a dream, Jeannie.
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It's really happening. Mm-hm.
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Would you do something for me?
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Yeah, sure. What?
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Would you say "Mrs.
Anthony Nelson"?
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Mrs. Anthony Nelson.
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Ooh.
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Oh, that is so beautiful
I cannot stand it.
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Yeah. Hey, listen,
you gotta change.
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We don't wanna be
late for the rehearsal.
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Oh. Oh. Ah.
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Are you all right?
I... I will hurry.
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Did you order any more azaleas?
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Please. Please, everybody.
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We must get started
with this rehearsal.
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Now, I've got a baptism at 11
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and a funeral at noon.
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Everything's gonna
be all right, Reverend.
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Well, now, is everybody here?
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Well... The bride,
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the groom, the best man...
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Oh. Where is Major
Healey, Anthony?
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Well, he knew this thing
was gonna be at 10:00.
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Well, uh, keep calm,
everyone. Don't worry.
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I'll find him. Oh, excuse
me. Matron of honor?
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Oh yes, that's me. I'm
here. The father of the bride?
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Oh, uh, Dr. Bellows
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is gonna give the
bride away, sir.
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Well, is he here then?
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Oh, well, he just went
to get the best man.
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Major Nelson, babies get cold
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if they're kept waiting.
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All national magazines, major?
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Well, that's marvelous.
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We're all here now, Reverend.
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Finally. Now, then, Major
Healey is the best man.
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Uh, Major Healey. I
can't figure this out.
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You know, I took this
picture about an hour ago.
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Yeah. Well, it's supposed to be
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of the bride and
groom, but, uh...
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Well, the bride didn't come out.
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Uh, let me see that.
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That's peculiar.
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We... The purse is
there, but no Jeannie.
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Uh, may I see that, sir?
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Oh, yes.
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Genies cannot be photographed.
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Well... Major Nelson.
What are you doing?
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It wasn't a very
good liking, sir.
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No pictures? What are you
gonna show your grandchildren?
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Shh. Roger. She
doesn't photograph.
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She doesn't photograph?
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You mean she's not photogenic?
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That's a heck of a thing
to say at your wedding.
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No. She just doesn't come out.
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You saw that picture.
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That is right, Major Healey.
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It is one of the few
disadvantages of being a genie.
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Oh, what am I gonna tell the
reporters and photographers?
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You're not telling
'em. I'm gonna tell 'em.
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No photographers and that's it.
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Now, let's get this
rehearsal over with.
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Oh. Hi. Uh, Major Healey.
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No pictures, no
pictures. No pictures?
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Well, you can take one
of me later in my uniform.
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And now, folks, if
I may have your...
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Dr. Bellows. Why
are you shouting?
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We're the only ones here.
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Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Uh, the Reverend Weems, uh,
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asked me to tell you
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that he had to leave
to perform the baptism.
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And he asked me, uh,
to take over the rehearsal.
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Uh, now. Amanda, you just stand
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right where you are.
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'Course I'll stay right here.
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This is where he
told me to stand.
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Amanda, what's the matter?
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Nothing's the matter with
me? I always cry at weddings.
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But this isn't the wedding.
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It's only a rehearsal.
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May... Maybe she's
rehearsing her crying.
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But, it's rather ridiculous...
Well, there you are.
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You can have all the
rehearsal shots you could want.
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Oh, uh... Uh, sir.
The photographers...
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Hold it just like that.
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Major Nelson. It's a
camera, not a shotgun.
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These gentlemen are
from the national magazines.
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No, no, no. Why
can't we have a little...?
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Please, no one...
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Uh. Could I have that,
please? Thank you.
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Can I speak to you, sir?
No, no. No... No photograph.
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But I insist on it. Yes.
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Sir. Uh, uh... No
photographers, please.
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Please, no photographers.
We... We made an agreement.
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Major Nelson, Jeannie,
you're both obviously upset.
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Now, l-let's have it.
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It's the photographers,
sir. We don't want any.
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We don't want any
pictures taken at all.
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No. That is right, general. I...
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I-I am camera shy. Yeah.
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Oh, Jeannie, I... I understand
how you feel. Believe me.
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You'd like a simple,
intimate wedding.
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But an astronaut
is a public figure,
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and the press is entitled
to cover this marriage.
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Sir, I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to insist.
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It's a personal matter.
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Major. It's out of my hands.
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Major Healey cleared these
people with the Pentagon,
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and they'd scream blue
murder if I tried to throw them out.
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I'm sorry, but you'll have
to make the best of it.
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Oh, sorry.
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No pictures.
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Oh, master, what
are we going to do?
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I'd like to elope.
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That is an excellent idea.
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Honey, wait a minute.
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Uh. Jeannie. What are you doing?
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We're eloping,
master, just as you said.
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It will only take me
a minute to pack.
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Wait a minute. I said
I might like to elope.
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I... I... We can't.
It's too late.
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But everyone is so busy.
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And they are all nervous.
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And you're worried
about photographers.
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And this is all wrong.
Hey, hey. Wait.
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Wait a minute. No sense in
crying about it. Come here.
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What's all this?
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You don't have
to cry. Yes, I do.
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Oh, look, I know
exactly how you feel.
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You do? Of course I do.
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Uh, you've got what they
call, um, pre-wedding jitters.
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That's all. Ev... It's
indigenous to brides.
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It's kind of a tradition.
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But... I wanted
our wedding to be
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so... beautiful... and simple.
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Beautiful? Oh, sure.
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But simple, darling, never.
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You see, the trouble
with weddings is,
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the... The bride and
groom don't count.
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Well... then it's why
we should elope.
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So we can go someplace
where we can be alone.
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Aw. We're gonna have the
rest of our lives alone together.
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Now, let's just figure today,
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that's for everybody else.
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All our friends and relations
will come and wish us luck.
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Give us their congratulations
and their confidence.
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And after all, how would Roger,
and Dr. and Mrs. Bellows feel
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if we just ran off?
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Oh, that is exactly
what we have done.
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They must be
looking all over for us.
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Let 'em look a little
longer. It won't hurt 'em.
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This is much more
important. You see,
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I don't care where I marry you.
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A parachute. Madison
Square Garden.
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Or Westminster Abby.
Because I love you.
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You believe that?
Oh, yes, master, I do.
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Mm. Don't call me
master. Call me Tony.
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Yes, An... Anthony. I... I do.
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All right. You remember
that "I do" for the ceremony.
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It'll really come in handy.
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Shall we get on
with the wedding?
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Oh, yes. Darling, yes.
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Yes.
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You know, you were right.
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It could've been a lot worse.
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Yeah? How? Well...
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my mother could've
decided to come.
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Oh.
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Master. What?
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What about the photographers?
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You'll just have to
blink the cameras.
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Blink the cameras. I
can't find them anywhere.
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We'll have to go
along without them.
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Amanda, can't you look over...
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Sir, uh, can we get
along with the rehearsal?
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Uh, Jeannie's...
Oh, there you are.
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Yes. I think we'd try to
muddle our way through.
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Major Nelson, would
you kindly go over there
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and stand next to Major Healey.
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Uh... Uh, Jeannie, you
and I have to march down
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the center aisle over here.
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Now, try not to be nervous, sir.
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That was so beautiful.
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Mrs. Bellows, will you
please stop crying?
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Oh... Give me my
handkerchief back.
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All right, folks.
Let's continue.
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Amanda. You're first. Over here.
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Oh, uh, Jeannie, you
come along with me.
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Now, uh, let's
see. Here, Alfred?
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Right there, yes.
You ready, dear?
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Yes, I'm fine. Mm-hm.
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
Where'd you go?
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Jeannie's bottle.
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Yeah, well, you
should've stayed there.
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Boy, this is getting to
be weird around here.
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Now, Jeannie. Left?
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Yes, left. Left.
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Dum, da-dum ?
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My camera.
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What happened to my camera?
- Shh.
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What happened to my camera?
? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Da, da-da ?
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Well, there you are, gentlemen.
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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? Dum, dum, da-dum ?
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Ooh! ? Dum... ?
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Oh.
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What the...?
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What's going on here?
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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Well, fellas, can't
you fix it while we...
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Well, let's start
again. Now, wait...
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I don't think it's gonna work.
I was never so frightened.
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I just don't think
it's gonna work.
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An anti-photo
phaser that destroys
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cameras automatically?
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Oh, well. Uh, after
all, gentlemen, uh,
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this room is normally used
for top-secret conferences.
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You couldn't expect NASA to...
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To have any unauthorized
photographs taken in here,
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could you, general?
Uh, yes. Yes, of course.
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We're very careful
about security here.
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Why wasn't I told about this?
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I'll square it with you
later. You'd better.
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Yeah, that's just swell.
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But how are we supposed
to take pictures of a wedding
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when our cameras keep exploding?
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A good question.
I'm glad you asked.
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We don't have time
for this rehearsal.
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I'm sorry. See, the
wedding is in three hours,
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I have to do Jeannie's
hair. Darling, I'm sorry.
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All right, Amanda.
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Oh, uh, excuse me,
gentlemen. Did I miss anything?
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Uh, yes. The anti-photo phaser
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kept, uh, exploding the cameras.
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Will you go turn it
off, please? Yes, sir.
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Oh, uh, where is it, sir?
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Oh, Major Nelson will show you.
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Oh. Well, Tony,
let's go and turn it off.
248
00:10:23,138 --> 00:10:24,715
Now, don't worry, gentlemen.
249
00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:27,886
NASA will make full
restitution for your cameras.
250
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,553
You can have all
the pictures you want.
251
00:10:29,577 --> 00:10:32,991
Oh, uh... let's say
back here at 2:30.
252
00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:34,392
Sounds good. That's all right.
253
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,694
You know, general,
really... It seems to me that...
254
00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:40,832
Oh, hello, Mrs. Bellows.
255
00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,533
I'd like to speak to
Jeannie in private.
256
00:10:42,557 --> 00:10:44,002
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
257
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,504
Bad luck for the groom to see
the bride before the ceremony.
258
00:10:46,528 --> 00:10:48,072
It might be worse
luck if he doesn't.
259
00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:50,374
Fellas... She's gonna see
you at the altar, not before.
260
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:51,609
I'm very sorry. Excuse me.
261
00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:53,211
Ma'am. Terribly
sorry about that.
262
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,435
Oh.
263
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:59,367
Oh, well, he doesn't
give up easily, does he?
264
00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,968
Well, perhaps if I
explained to him.
265
00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:02,236
No, you don't, my dear.
266
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,505
You are going to go
in the kitchen and wait,
267
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,964
and I will... But... Go ahead.
268
00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:10,895
Major Nelson, really, if
you keep interrupting...
269
00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:13,548
Oh. Whoa. Whoa. What is it?
270
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,815
Oh, what is it?
What is it? Yeah.
271
00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:17,185
Oh, well, uh...
Uh... Uh, Tony...
272
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,803
Tony's in the car. He, uh...
273
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,755
I, uh... Oh, forgot
the studs for his shirt.
274
00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,457
For heaven's sake,
come in and get them.
275
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,825
The way things are going,
I'll never get Jeannie ready.
276
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:25,826
Mrs. Bellows! What?
277
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,128
Oh, Mrs. Bellows.
278
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:28,362
Uh, the, uh...
They're... They're
279
00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:30,481
The studs are in the
bedroom. What, do you want me
280
00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:32,150
to help you get them?
For heaven's sake.
281
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,056
Jeannie.
282
00:11:43,735 --> 00:11:45,813
That's a closet.
Yeah. That's a closet.
283
00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:48,199
Too... Too small for
a bedroom. Ha-ha.
284
00:11:48,223 --> 00:11:49,951
Huh. Studs weren't there anyway.
285
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,986
Major, you have been in
this house a thousand times.
286
00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,254
Now, I am losing my patience.
287
00:11:53,278 --> 00:11:55,522
The bedroom is right
behind us. Fine, fine.
288
00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:57,581
Both brown doors.
289
00:12:04,906 --> 00:12:06,417
Oh. Don't worry, Jeannie.
290
00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,319
It was only... It was
only Major Healey.
291
00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:09,854
See, your fianc�
forgot his studs.
292
00:12:09,878 --> 00:12:11,555
Oh, listen, I haven't told you.
293
00:12:11,579 --> 00:12:13,091
I-I... I want to
thank you very much
294
00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:14,759
for letting me be
your matron of honor.
295
00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:17,461
I've been a bridesmaid many
times, never a matron of honor.
296
00:12:17,485 --> 00:12:19,964
I guess, always a bridesmaid,
never a matron of honor, huh?
297
00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:22,617
Oh, you know,
298
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,252
your fianc� is really
a wonderful man,
299
00:12:25,276 --> 00:12:27,504
and I'm sure you're both
going to be very happy together.
300
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,807
But I tell you, I really
hate to say this...
301
00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:31,642
Tell you what. I'm gonna
put this cushion here.
302
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:32,943
It'll be easier for me to work.
303
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,478
Would you sit
against the cushion?
304
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,531
Now, let's see what
we can do with that.
305
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,166
Well, getting back to Alfred,
306
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,584
I mean, there are worse things
307
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:41,419
than being stuffy
and conservative.
308
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,254
Yes, Mrs. Bellows. That is true.
309
00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:45,373
There must be something.
Some potion you can drink,
310
00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,641
some incantation.
311
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,009
There is nothing.
312
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,146
Genies simply cannot
be photographed.
313
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,798
Oh, that's great. I'll explain
that to the photographers.
314
00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:55,183
Oh, hi, Jeannie.
315
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,269
Hey, you look great. Little...
Little too much pancake.
316
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,471
Major Healey, she's a
little uptight right now.
317
00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:02,239
Yes, she does
look a little stiff.
318
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:03,841
Oh, I found the,
uh... Found the studs.
319
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:05,443
They were in the
closet after all.
320
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,718
Master. I have it. Watch.
321
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,533
Look.
322
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,043
I don't get it.
323
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:26,130
I can make the dummy
look exactly like me.
324
00:13:26,154 --> 00:13:28,232
It can be photographed.
325
00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:29,851
You can marry it.
326
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,553
Forget it. I can't
marry a dummy.
327
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:32,971
It wouldn't be legal.
328
00:13:32,995 --> 00:13:35,005
Oh. I did not think of that.
329
00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:36,473
That's it.
330
00:13:36,497 --> 00:13:39,060
I'll insist on no photographs
during the actual ceremony.
331
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,813
Oh, master, you are brilliant.
332
00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:43,114
Jeannie, blink me out of here.
333
00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:44,265
Yes, master.
334
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,240
Well, uh... nice talking to you.
335
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,791
Uh, come on, Roge.
336
00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,693
We're gonna be
late. Yeah! Coming.
337
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,751
Got your studs. That was nice.
338
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:04,204
The studs were in your closet.
339
00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:11,375
Uh, Major Healey.
340
00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:12,577
Oh, Major Healey. Listen.
341
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,411
How about getting me
a good place to stand?
342
00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:17,081
I don't want to have to compete
with those national magazines.
343
00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,350
Well, maybe I can find you
a place behind the flowers,
344
00:14:19,374 --> 00:14:21,652
but, uh, no... No taking
pictures during the ceremony.
345
00:14:21,676 --> 00:14:23,454
Oh, I don't even have my camera.
346
00:14:23,478 --> 00:14:24,555
Yeah? Well, what's that?
347
00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:26,023
Oh, this is my typewriter.
348
00:14:26,047 --> 00:14:28,559
Well, no typing
during the ceremony.
349
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,347
I'll bet you're proud
of your son today,
350
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:50,448
Mr. and Mrs. Nelson.
351
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,882
Oh, yes.
352
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:54,266
Oh, Jeannie's a beautiful girl.
353
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:33,346
Poor child. She's
absolutely rigid.
354
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,550
Oh.
355
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,552
I am watching my own wedding,
356
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,555
and it is beautiful.
357
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,364
Jeannie, what's the matter?
358
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,367
Ooh.
359
00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:45,529
Relax, Jeannie.
360
00:16:45,553 --> 00:16:48,055
It's going beautifully.
361
00:16:57,365 --> 00:16:59,015
Join hands, please.
362
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,363
Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here
363
00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:06,768
to join this man and this
woman in holy wedlock.
364
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,020
If there is anyone who
knows of any reason
365
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:11,406
this marriage
should not take place,
366
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,692
let him speak now or
forever hold his peace.
367
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:16,427
Uh, the ring. Uh, the ring.
368
00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:17,578
We don't have the ring.
369
00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:19,781
We don't... Roger,
give me the ring. Uh...
370
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,038
What ring? Ahem. Not that ring.
371
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,991
No. The... Jeannie,
Jeannie. Get Jeannie.
372
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,559
J... What are you talking
about? Jeannie's right next to you.
373
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,112
Roger, Jeannie is
behind the flowers
374
00:17:35,136 --> 00:17:36,113
in the back of the room.
375
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,521
Get her.
376
00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:41,886
Yeah, yeah. Get her.
377
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:45,022
Yeah, I get it now. I
get it. Get her. Yeah.
378
00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:47,858
I knew something would
happen. I Just knew it.
379
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:49,727
Oh. Oh.
380
00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:51,863
I-It's all right.
It's all right.
381
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:55,399
Je... Jeannie.
What's...? Snap out of it.
382
00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:56,867
Jeannie, J... Jeannie. Psst.
383
00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:59,503
Jeannie, will you
sn... Snap out of it?
384
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,005
Yes?
385
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,473
This is the moment you've
been waiting for all your life.
386
00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:05,009
Now, will you get up there?
387
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,034
Yes. Yes.
388
00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:10,470
Oh. I forgot. Yeah.
389
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,689
Oh.
390
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,460
Oh.
391
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,059
Oh. We're ready
now, Reverend. All set.
392
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,728
Oh. Thank you, dear.
393
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:24,873
I can hardly believe it.
394
00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:27,831
Do you, Anthony Nelson,
395
00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:30,268
take this woman to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
396
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,119
I do.
397
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,754
I do.
398
00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:38,292
Oh, yes.
399
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:40,361
I do.
400
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,086
I do.
401
00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,969
Do you promise to be
true and a faithful husband,
402
00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:51,872
to care for her in
sickness and in health,
403
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,476
adversity and prosperity,
and forsaking all others,
404
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,629
keep yourself only for
her as long as you live?
405
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:00,120
I do.
406
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,151
Do you, Jeannie,
407
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,138
take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
408
00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:10,674
Oh. I do.
409
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,078
Oh, yes. Of course I do.
410
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,146
I do, I do.
411
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:19,083
Do you promise to be
a true and faithful wife?
412
00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,517
I do.
413
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:23,738
To care for him in
sickness and in health,
414
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,657
prosperity and adversity,
415
00:19:26,681 --> 00:19:28,175
and forsaking all others,
416
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:31,829
keep yourself only for
him as long as you live?
417
00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:33,887
Oh, yes, I do.
418
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,124
You may place the
ring on her finger.
419
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:45,215
Oh.
420
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:57,494
Oh.
421
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:02,410
Then by the power vested
in me by the laws of this state,
422
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,697
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
423
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:08,199
Oh.
424
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,692
You may kiss the bride.
425
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,998
There's a photographer
taking pictures.
426
00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:17,568
Oh. How nice.
427
00:21:44,919 --> 00:21:46,797
Ha. Oh, master.
428
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:48,432
I mean, husband.
429
00:21:48,456 --> 00:21:50,267
It is too funny.
430
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,902
Yes. Heh.
431
00:21:51,926 --> 00:21:54,104
It wouldn't be if
Dr. Bellows had seen it.
432
00:21:54,128 --> 00:21:55,773
Hm.
433
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,581
Alfred, what is
that? What is that?
434
00:22:04,605 --> 00:22:07,401
I thought we were gonna
see Major Nelson's wedding.
435
00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,670
What is that? It's
the most peculiar...
436
00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:12,306
I... I don't understand it.
437
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:15,159
I had that film
developed myself.
438
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:19,013
Let me see. Major Nelson
and Major Healey came by,
439
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,681
we talked for a few
minutes, and then...
440
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,282
You talked for a few
minutes, and then
441
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:23,584
you took the wrong film home.
442
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,786
Oh, Alfred, you're
brilliant. Just brilliant.
443
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,855
I'm going to bed.
I am exhausted.
444
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,190
I have had a day.
445
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,592
But, it couldn't have
been. I'll be right in.
446
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,477
Now, let me see.
447
00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:35,302
You may kiss the bride.
448
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,687
There's a photographer
taking pictures.
449
00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:46,390
Oh, how nice.
450
00:22:46,414 --> 00:22:49,182
Yeah. Isn't it?
451
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:54,181
I... I guess we didn't
get married after all.
452
00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:55,783
I mean, there's nobody there.
453
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,319
Oh, yes we did. And I
have the ring to prove it.
454
00:23:00,305 --> 00:24:00,544
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