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The unsuspecting
Major Anthony Nelson
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was assigned the task of
escorting the ambassador
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from the tiny Middle
Eastern kingdom of Kasha
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through the NASA complex.
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Kasha has the
only known deposits
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of refinable phinkilium,
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needed for the NASA
propulsion systems.
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The assignment would
have been routine,
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except Jeannie's uncle,
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ruler of the neighboring
kingdom of Basenji,
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chose this moment to
arrive at the Nelson house
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to announce that he
was giving up his throne
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in favor of Jeannie.
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Major Healey has been
helping Jeannie decide
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what to give Major Nelson
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for his fifth anniversary
as her master.
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Her uncle's arrival decided her.
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She would give her
master a country.
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But when she asked
Major Nelson to marry her
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and become the new sultan,
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he made the mistake of
saying that he wouldn't marry her
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if she were the
last genie on Earth.
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And that is when
his trouble began.
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Goodbye, master.
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Forever.
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Jeannie? Jeannie!
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Uh, I didn't mean it.
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Jeannie, he didn't mean it.
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Even if he did, he's the
one who said it, not me.
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I didn't do it.
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This is no time to joke.
She might really be gone.
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Wasn't me.
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Oh, thank heavens.
Here's the bottle.
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Give me those.
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Uh, Jeannie.
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Listen, I'm... I'm really
sorry for what I said.
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I... I didn't
mean it at all. I...
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What happened was, that I... I
was pretty angry at your uncle
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and... I hope you'll forgive me.
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Maybe she didn't hear you. Uh.
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Jeannie, come on out. I... I
brought you some flowers.
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There's nothing
in there. Oh, yeah.
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And she left me a note.
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What's that? You read it.
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Well, I'm afraid she's
really left you this time.
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I can't believe it.
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Well, uh, think of
the bright side of...
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You're a... You're
a free man now.
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Yeah, sure. Jeannie
won't be around
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to make any more trouble
for me, that's for sure.
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And you don't have to make
up any of those wild stories
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for Dr. Bellows. Yeah.
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I don't have to think up
those cockeyed explanations
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for all the nutty
things she used to do.
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Yeah. From now on you're just
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an average, everyday astronaut.
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Huh? Average,
everyday astronaut.
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Yeah, that's right.
I'm a free man, huh?
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Yeah! What am I worried about?
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I feel like a... A big weight's
been lifted off my shoulders.
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Oh... Thanks, Roge.
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That's the spirit. That's
the... That's the spirit.
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Oh. You're really
taking this like a man.
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Jeannie? Jeannie.
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Where are you?
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Jeannie.
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What are you doing? Huh?
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Well, I... I just wanted to
make sure that she didn't, uh,
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ch-change bottles, you know.
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I thought you were
glad to get rid of her.
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Yeah, well, I am. I... I just
wanted to be sure she's not here
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before we celebrate, you know?
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Yeah, well, maybe
we'd better look around
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before we start whooping it up.
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Yeah, you look around, huh?
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I'll check the living room.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie? Jeannie?
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie?
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Now, come on.
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Oh.
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Not in there either.
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Uh.
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Major Nelson.
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Major, are you here?
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Roger! Roger!
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Hey, Roger, would you help me
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get this bottle off my finger?
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Oh. Colonel Bellows.
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What happened to Tony?
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He seems to have
knocked himself out
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with a pop bottle.
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I have terrible news.
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Major Nelson has been dropped
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from the astronaut program.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie...
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The general is very
determined, major.
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Frankly, I don't think
it'll do much good,
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but I'll stand by you.
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I'll stand by you
too, Tony, till the end.
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Uh, sir, whatever
happened was an accident.
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See, it was not my fault. I...
I'd like a chance to apologize.
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Major Nelson, he insists
that you tried to stab him
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with a dagger, slit his
throat with a scimitar,
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uh, throw him
into a den of tigers,
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and poison him
with a glass of acid.
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Now, somehow I don't think
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an apology would be sufficient.
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A den of tigers? Really, sir.
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I know, major. I know.
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But you can see the
position this puts me in.
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We need that
phinkilium desperately
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for our propulsion systems.
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And when the Pentagon
hears that we've lost it...
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well... somebody's
head's got to roll.
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Oh, but general, Major Nelson
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is one of our finest officers.
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I know, doctor.
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But it's either
his head or mine.
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That's very nice of you, sir.
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You can always get a job
with an aircraft company.
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Healey... when
that's the choice...
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he loses.
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Oh.
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Well, I did my
best, old buddy. I...
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Colonel. General.
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Hold it, Healey.
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You're in this too.
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And as the old saying goes,
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two heads are better than one.
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Oh, thanks a lot, old buddy.
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There's nothing I wanted
more than six months' duty
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- in the Aleutian Islands.
- Don't blame me, Roge.
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Jeannie got you into this.
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Why isn't she up here tracking
satellites, instead of me?
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If we're gonna get along,
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don't mention
Jeannie's name again.
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- I - didn't bring
it up. You did.
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Don't shake your fist at me.
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Who's shaking his fist?
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I can't stop shivering.
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Ooh. Oh... Oh... Oh...
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You are still mooning
about that astronaut.
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Ooh. Oh, I am not mooning.
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He does not care for me anyway.
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Forget all about him.
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Soon you will have a new master,
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and right here in Basenji.
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N-now, let's discuss
the list of suitors.
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Hm.
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Tsk. How do I choose?
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Oh, it... It is very ingenious.
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It is written that he
who wishes to marry
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into the royal family of Basenji
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must first answer
the riddle of the box.
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Well. Very well, uncle.
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I have agreed
that I shall marry,
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so I suppose it does not matter
how my husband is chosen.
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I shall be ready
when the time comes.
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Good afternoon,
oh, future queen.
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Oh.
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What's the matter
with the future queen?
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She's still attached
to her former master.
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Well, now, ahem, I want
you to inform all of the suitors
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that the day of the riddle
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will be in exactly one week.
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And be sure and
tell 'em the rules.
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He who is, uh, successful in
answering the riddle of the box
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will marry Jeannie.
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And those that
lose will be, uh...
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Be, uh... beheaded.
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Explorer 8 disappeared
from the screen
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at precisely 21:08.
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That's 2-1-0-8.
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Right on beacon.
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Mail call. This is
Nelson, over and out.
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Whoa. Whoa, cold. Oh!
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Oh. Oh, cold.
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I wish you'd take
your snowshoes off
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before you come
into the igloo, huh?
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They are off. My
feet are swollen.
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Oh, by the way, uh,
Enik's got a friend for you.
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Enik? Who's Enik?
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Oh, it's a little Eskimo girl I
met down at the mail drop.
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Hot stuff, relatively
speaking. Heh.
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Well, Roge, you know we're
not supposed to fool around
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with Eskimo girls.
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I know, but I've got no choice.
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Did you ever try
to kiss a walrus?
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Huh? Here we go.
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Uh, Dolly. That's for me.
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Helen, that's for me.
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Gwendolyn, that's for me.
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Dr. Bellows. That's for you.
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Do we stay here?
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Oh, mail.
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Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Oh. Helen, Helen.
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Hey, Roge! We've been reprieved!
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You're kidding.
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Oh. You're kidding.
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Listen to this. "Major
Anthony Nelson..."
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Blah, blah, blah, blah... Oh,
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"Since NASA has been
able to get phinkilium
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"from an unexpected source,
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"I have persuaded General
Schaeffer to reinstate you both.
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"You have been assigned
to the Apollo 14 project.
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"Proceed to Cocoa Beach now.
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Best, Alfred Bellows."
Alfred Bellows!
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Oh! Hello, Dolly.
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Oh... Oh, listen.
I gotta... Listen...
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What's the matter with you?
Why aren't you jumping around?
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I can't. You're standing
on my snowshoes. Oh. Oh.
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Hey, wait a minute. Wait.
Here's something else.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, no. What's the matter?
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What does it say, "cancel
the previous message?"
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"The tiny kingdom of Basenji
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"will receive a..." "A new
monarch on Wednesday
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"when the maharani,
Jeannie the First,
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"will choose a husband and
be crowned on the same day
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in an ancient Middle
Eastern ceremony."
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Roge... Jeannie's
getting married.
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Well, what's the
matter with that?
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You said you never wanted
to see her again anyway.
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And you believed me?
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I haven't been able to
get her out of my thoughts
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since we've been here.
Three whole weeks.
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I... I dream of her every night.
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I'm in love with her.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Hey... That's
Wednesday. Wednesday.
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Wait a minute. By the time
you get down to Cocoa Beach
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and ask Schaeffer's
permission, it'll be too late.
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I'm not going to Cocoa
Beach. I'm going to Basenji.
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Basenji?
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You wanted to see me, general.
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Oh, yes. It's about,
uh, Nelson and Healey.
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I see that you've okayed their
assignment to the top position
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in the Apollo 14 project.
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If you're concerned
about their health, sir,
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I'm sure that three
weeks in the Arctic
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can only have toughened them.
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No, it's not that.
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It's... It's Nelson's
stability and dependability.
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Oh, I wouldn't
worry about that, sir.
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I'm sure he's
learned his lesson.
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Well, all right. We'll see.
When will he be back?
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Well, I just received word from
the air base in the Aleutians.
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Uh, they're ready to
take off immediately.
254
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,582
That should, uh, bring
them back about, uh,
255
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,185
oh, noon tomorrow.
256
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,353
Word of caution, doctor.
257
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,890
If I don't find Nelson
stable and dependable...
258
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,126
Oh, he will be, sir.
259
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,528
Absolutely dependable.
260
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,197
I guarantee it.
261
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,286
Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Wait.
262
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,454
Where are you going?
We're routed for Cocoa Beach.
263
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,124
Roger, this plane's going to
Basenji International Airport.
264
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,893
You don't have to
come. She's my Jeannie.
265
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,795
Are you kid...? We've
just been reinstated.
266
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,963
If you do this, we're gonna
get kicked out for sure.
267
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,099
Well, I can't help
it, Roger. I'm in love.
268
00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,802
Oh, goodbye, Dolly.
Goodbye, Gwendolyn.
269
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,537
Goodbye, Helen. Goodbye,
Tony. Goodbye, Roger.
270
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:26,556
Goodbye, world.
271
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,090
Boy, I'm running
out of goodbyes.
272
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,715
Now, Major Nelson, your
first mass-land checkpoint
273
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,216
will be Juneau.
274
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,841
Course one-seven-oh vector.
275
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,891
Oh, Major Nelson, you're
headed the wrong way.
276
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,749
Correct to one-seven-oh vector.
277
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,830
Major Nelson?
278
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,016
You're headed for... Russia.
279
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,851
Russia?
280
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,652
Russia?
281
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:14,820
Oh, I...
282
00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:17,056
Sir, I'm sure there
must be some mistake.
283
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,124
Yes, doctor, that's possible.
284
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:20,860
And you better hope it's true,
285
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,295
because if that
plane lands in Russia,
286
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,819
I'll have you court-martialed.
287
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,511
Come on, baby. Get me
to the mosque on time.
288
00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:39,679
Hello, firing squad.
289
00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:40,980
Hello, anybody.
290
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,715
Get me out of here.
291
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,138
Please I gotta...
292
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,836
People of Basenji,
today is the day
293
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,376
of the riddle.
294
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:09,731
Where are all the...?
295
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:13,712
Where are all the suitors?
296
00:14:13,736 --> 00:14:15,080
There are none.
297
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,417
When they learned the
rules, nobody wanted to play.
298
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,786
Oh. This is a disaster.
299
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,988
We must find
Jeannie a new master.
300
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,480
How we gonna pay
for all this crepe paper?
301
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,260
I have it.
302
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,628
You shall marry Jeannie.
303
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:30,652
Me?
304
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,017
Ah.
305
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,874
Uncle Sule. Who is that?
306
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,042
Oh, that is only
Osman, my child.
307
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,644
You know, due to
our austerity program,
308
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,480
besides being
secretary of the state,
309
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,549
why, he is also the
royal executioner.
310
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,952
Executioner? What for?
311
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,820
Well, for the losers, naturally.
312
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,323
You know, I mean, if... If they
don't guess the riddle right,
313
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,425
why, they're instantly beheaded.
314
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,061
Oh, uncle, that is horrible.
I could not possibly do that.
315
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,297
Uh, not you. Uh, Osman.
316
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,266
You know, one
zumph and it's all over.
317
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,701
Oh! Oh, that is terrible.
318
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,869
I refuse.
319
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,105
Oh, now, now, now.
Now, don't worry, my dear.
320
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,862
I... The occasion
may not even arise.
321
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,147
Suitors for the hand
of Queen Jeannie
322
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,650
step forward and
announce yourself.
323
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,590
Wait a minute!
324
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,925
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
325
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,427
I demand the right
to see the queen.
326
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,794
I demand the
right to call a cop.
327
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,663
Master.
328
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,631
W-what...? What is
the meaning of this?
329
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,867
You dare invade the
imperial throne room
330
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,436
on the day of the riddle.
331
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,938
Jeannie, I want to talk to you.
332
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,672
Silence!
333
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,773
You have no claim on her.
334
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,692
You are not her
master any longer.
335
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,076
Then I demand the right to
ask for her hand in marriage.
336
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,520
Marriage?
337
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,903
But... But master,
you... You said that...
338
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:19,155
I know what I said, Jeannie.
339
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,819
And I must have
been out of my mind.
340
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,647
I can't live without you.
341
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,794
I love you.
342
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,018
And I want you to be my wife.
343
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,370
Oh...
344
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,215
Master.
345
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,645
Oh, master.
346
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,609
Oh.
347
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,610
Oh, no.
348
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,612
No, no, no, master. I...
349
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,314
Uncle Sule, I... I have
changed my mind.
350
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,715
I do not wish to
marry my master.
351
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,817
Send him home. Huh.
352
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,918
Send them both home.
353
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,686
Oh, just... Just... Just
a minute, my dear.
354
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,122
On second thought, I will
allow your foreign master
355
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,456
to enter the competition.
356
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,592
I mean, after all, the
only qualification is
357
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,361
that he agree to
abide by our rules.
358
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,430
Now, you do agree to abide
359
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,898
by our little
rules, don't you...?
360
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,167
Oh, yes, yes. Uh, anything
you say, Your Excellency.
361
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,335
You just tell me what to do.
362
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,820
Master, you do
not understand. No.
363
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,210
Hm? Hi.
364
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:12,680
Oh, uh, what's that thing for?
365
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,195
Oh, uh, just casual interest.
366
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,931
Carry on. Ah.
367
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,233
Tony, I think you better
give this thing some thought.
368
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,367
Silence!
369
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:24,992
Now, uh, advance
to the riddle box.
370
00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:31,644
And you, major, shall
have the honor of going first.
371
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:33,245
Oh, thank you.
Oh, don't mention it.
372
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,247
Uncle Sule, I will not allow it.
373
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,849
I do not wish my
master to compete.
374
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,584
Oh, uh, unfortunately, my dove,
375
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,218
it is completely
out of my hands.
376
00:17:40,242 --> 00:17:42,254
It is written that all who wish
377
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,556
to guess the riddle of the box
378
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,190
may have the chance.
379
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:47,560
Uh, you mean all I have to
do is tell you what's in the box?
380
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,428
Childishly simple, isn't it?
381
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,029
Yeah. Ask him what happens
382
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:53,065
if you are wrong. Well,
o-of course, there...
383
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,590
There is a small penalty.
384
00:17:58,194 --> 00:18:00,338
I told you we should
have stayed in the igloo.
385
00:18:00,362 --> 00:18:02,074
Guess. Uh... Well, yes,
386
00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,618
I... I'm thinking. Um...
387
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,421
Guess.
388
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,000
Animal, vegetable or mineral?
389
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,821
Your time is up. Guess!
390
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,274
An ingot of phinkilium.
391
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,525
What did you say?
392
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,193
An ingot of phinkilium.
393
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:23,529
Aw... Can he have
two out of three?
394
00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:26,431
Huh? Oh. So sorry, major.
395
00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:27,900
Boys, do your duty.
396
00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:30,035
Hey, wait a minute. Wait
a minute, wait a minute.
397
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,102
Wait a minute!
398
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:34,373
Uncle Sule! Ooh!
399
00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:36,441
Hey, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
400
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,360
Let... Let's talk
this thing over.
401
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,179
Hey. I'm in the United States
402
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,330
Air Force. I'm a major. I...
403
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,999
Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.
404
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,072
Hold it!
405
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,912
Oh, Jeannie. What
did you do that for?
406
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,981
Oh, I am sorry, uncle.
407
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,617
But now that I have
my master back,
408
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,586
I no longer wish to
be Queen of Basenji.
409
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,888
I will ride off. And
goodbye, uncle.
410
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,524
Jeannie? Oh. Jeannie?
411
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,858
What about me?
412
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,002
I didn't want to come
here in the first place.
413
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,924
Jeannie?
414
00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,609
Jeannie, would you
come here, please?
415
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,777
Oh, master.
416
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,613
You love me. You love
me, you love me Yes.
417
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,414
You were willing to
risk your life for me.
418
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,350
Yes, stop it. How could
I have doubted you?
419
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,018
You crazy pussycat.
420
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,287
Okay, okay, okay. That's
enough, that's enough.
421
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,655
Oh, yes, master. Instantly.
422
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,157
Anything you wish.
Anything you...
423
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,192
And do not worry. We
do not have to get married.
424
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,195
I will return to my bottle
and... And I shall be your genie,
425
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,298
and you will be my master, and
I will obey your every command.
426
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,866
Blink me back to NASA.
427
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,407
Oh, yes, master. Instantly
428
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:57,756
Jeannie.
429
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,957
Your dress. Your dress.
430
00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:02,048
Oh. Of course, master.
431
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:06,064
Oh, yeah, that...
That's just fine.
432
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,033
Major Nelson.
433
00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:09,768
No, no. Not here.
434
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,036
But master, Dr. Bellows.
435
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,904
All right, just stay
here. That's an order.
436
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,857
Where did you come from, major?
437
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,825
The last we heard of
you, you were over Russia.
438
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,126
Uh, you must be mistaken, sir.
439
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,945
We just got back
from the Aleutians.
440
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,481
I knew you wouldn't
let me down, major.
441
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:25,784
General, colonel...
442
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,188
I'd like to introduce
you to... my fianc�e.
443
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,815
Fianc�e?
444
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,686
Well... congratulations
to you both.
445
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,988
I... I know you're both
gonna be very happy.
446
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,189
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
447
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,991
Are you sure you
weren't over Russia?
448
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,793
Oh, no, sir. We, uh...
We left the Aleutians
449
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,462
about, uh...
450
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,530
We left the... Roger. Uh, uh...
451
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,531
Roger... Oh, yes. Yes.
452
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,133
Where is Major Healey?
453
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,635
Uh... Uh, didn't he
come in with you?
454
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,736
Excuse me, sir. If I may
455
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,770
speak to my fianc�e.
456
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,238
Get Roger back.
457
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,339
Roger? Get him b...
458
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,207
Major Healey. You
know. Oh, yes, ma...
459
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,951
Oh, darling.
460
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,745
This is really goodbye, Dolly.
461
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,047
Goodbye, Gwendolyn.
462
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,104
Goodbye, Helen.
463
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,688
Major Healey.
464
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,456
Oh. General.
465
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,325
General. Oh, colonel.
466
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,260
Oh. Hi... Hi, Tony. Heh.
467
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,629
Rough flight, huh? Yeah.
468
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,896
There you are, Major Healey.
469
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,965
I assume that you've
heard the good news.
470
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,166
Oh. Miss, don't you realize
471
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,635
this is a military installation?
472
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,436
Sir, she must have
wandered in by mistake.
473
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,005
I'll take care of
this immediately.
474
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:37,172
Roger... I know.
475
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,974
You've never seen
her before in your life.
476
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,042
Major Healey...
477
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,811
this is Major Nelson's fianc�e.
478
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,913
Fianc�e? We
thought you knew her.
479
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,581
Oh, you thought I knew her.
480
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:47,983
Oh, yeah.
481
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,885
Oh, well, I didn't
recognize her with the...
482
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,986
It's a new hairdo.
483
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,755
Well, you two have
been away three weeks.
484
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,823
I... I know Major
Nelson wants some time
485
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,859
to greet his fianc�e properly,
486
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,227
so why don't you both take
the rest of the afternoon off.
487
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,663
We'll see you tomorrow morning.
488
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:01,930
Well... Thank you, sir.
489
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,220
Oh, thank you.
490
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,935
You know, general,
this is wonderful news.
491
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,438
I'm sure that she's gonna
be a steady influence
492
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,706
on Major Nelson. Heh.
493
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,560
Sir, they're... They're gone.
494
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,263
Well, of course they're gone.
I told them they could go.
495
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:19,698
But, you don't understand, sir.
496
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:21,722
They... They disappeared.
497
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:27,572
Dr. Bellows, what is
the matter with you?
498
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,974
But, sir, I swear
to you, they...
499
00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,909
They just disappeared.
500
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,178
I mean, they didn't have
time to go through any doors.
501
00:22:33,202 --> 00:22:35,547
One moment they were here,
then the next minute they...
502
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,482
But I... Uh, come along, doctor.
503
00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:38,884
Come along. General, I swear...
504
00:22:38,908 --> 00:22:40,152
Yes. Let's go into my office.
505
00:22:40,176 --> 00:22:41,176
I swear...
506
00:22:42,305 --> 00:23:42,838
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