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[?]
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Mmm. That's delicious.
Sensational, Jeannie.
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Well, it was just a little thing
I blinked up.
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I'm gonna have "thirdsies"
on this.
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Mmm, mmm.
Oh, uh, Roge.
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Aw, come on.
This is the time.
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Not presents.
Come on, come on.
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Aw, you're embarrassing me.
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Every birthday you have to...
It's... Oh...
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Mmm.
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Aw, a watch!
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Aw, Tony, you shouldn't have.
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Well, it's not...
Look at that.
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Now you don't have any excuse
for keeping your dates waiting.
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It's a beautiful watch, really.
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And here is a little gift
from me. Happy birthday!
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Oh, Jeannie, you shouldn't have.
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[CHUCKLES]
Let me try... Oh-ho-ho!
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[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
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Here.
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Oh! How...
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There's nothing in it.
It's... It's an empty box.
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Oh, no, no.
Anything is inside.
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I did not know what to get you
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so I wrapped up a wish for you.
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You mean, I'm going to get
my own honest-to-goodness wish?
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[GIGGLES]
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Yes, all you have to do is ask
and you shall receive.
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Oh, and to think
I thought it was just
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a plain, ordinary, empty box.
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Well, Jeannie and I
talked it over,
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and we thought
she might give you a...
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Kind of an Arabian Nights'
gift certificate.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Well, I'm gonna hold on to it.
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Aw. Well, it gives me pleasure
to give you pleasure.
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Mmm. Well, now, I
must do the dishes.
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Hm? Aw... Wait!
Whoa!
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Now, hold it, hold it!
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Tsk.
[LAUGHS]
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Well, at least you don't have
to worry about leftovers.
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Hey, this is one gift
I'll never have to return.
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I'll never wanna return it.
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Oh, Roger, look,
I've had a lot of experience
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with wishes,
and you gotta be very careful
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with what you do with it.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Oh, that's easy for you to say.
Yeah.
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I mean, you wished to fly
Trailblazer 1 and you got it.
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How 'bout me?
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I'm the one
who should be envious.
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I mean, I'm just
on the backup team.
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Boy, I'd sure like
to trade places with you.
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Yeah.
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Good night, Tony.
Good night, Roge.
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[?]
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[?]
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[WHISTLING]
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[TONY'S VOICE] Jeannie? How
'bout a cup of coffee?
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JEANNIE:
Yes, master, coming up.
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[GRUNTS]
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Over here, Jeannie.
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Oh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I did not know
you wished a cup too.
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I'm the one
who asked for the cup.
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Oh, no, I distinctly
heard my master.
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[CHUCKLING] Oh.
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That is a very good trick,
master.
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What trick?
[SQUEALS]
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The way my master throws
his voice, Major Healey.
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Jeannie,
what are you talking about?
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Major Healey just left.
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Oh...
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[LAUGHS]
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What's so funny?
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Oh. Oh...
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[LAUGHS] What's so funny?
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Oh, that is funny.
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Oh, come, master.
I will show you.
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Wait a minute.
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[GIGGLING]
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[?]
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Jeannie, what's Roger's
reflection doing in my mirror?
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[CHUCKLES]
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That is not his reflection
any longer, master.
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It is yours.
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Mine?
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I am very much afraid
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that Major Healey
is now occupying your body.
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And you...
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[CHUCKLES]
...are occupying his.
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Well, if that isn't
the silliest thing
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I've ever heard
in my whole life.
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I mean, how could Roger be...?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Wait a minute.
Don't tell me.
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He wished that he could
change places with me
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because of the Trailblazer 1
flight?
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[LAUGHS] Is it not exciting?
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Oh, I'm thrilled down to my...
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Down to Roger's toes.
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Now you just unthrill me
and give me my body back.
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It may not be...
I may not be an Adonis,
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but it's the only body I have
and I'm used to it.
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Oh, I cannot.
I gave it as a gift.
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Well, if you can turn me
into a Roger and Roger into me,
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well, just turn yourself
into an exchange counter.
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Department stores
do it every day.
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It should be a breeze for you.
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Oh, but, master, genies can...
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Once they grant a wish,
they cannot take it back.
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Oh, when I get my hands
on that Roger, I'm going to...
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What am I saying?
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With him in my body,
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I might be killing
an innocent man.
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How do you get me
into these things?
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[LAUGHS]
Jeannie, it's not funny.
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Oh...
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[?]
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Hello, Major Nelson.
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[ROGER'S VOICE] Oh, Healey.
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Pardon me.
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Healey.
I'm Major Healey.
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Oh, major,
you and your sense of humor.
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You're marvelous.
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Heh. You know that impersonation
of Major Healey's voice
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you're doing is very good.
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Impersonation?
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Oh, I've got a great idea.
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You must do this
at the NASA Follies next month.
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You'll be sensational.
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Uh, Mrs. Bellows, uh, eh,
you feeling all right?
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Why, yes, Major Nelson, I feel
perfectly fine. Thank you.
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Uh, Healey.
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Major Nelson has s-small eyes
and less hair.
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Oh.
We don't look at all alike.
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Of course not. Heh.
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How silly of me.
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Major Nelson doesn't live here.
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No. I do.
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I just come from Tony's place.
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We had a party.
It's my birthday.
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Oh,
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look at the wild present
they ga...
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May I see?
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No, you wouldn't be interested.
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Uh, may I see it, please?
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Oh, well, no, it...
It's not...
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I love to look at presents.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's very nice.
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Should look very well on you.
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Wear it in good health.
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Good night.
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Poor woman.
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To think her husband's
a psychiatrist.
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Jeannie, I've got to fly
Trailblazer 1.
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I've been trained for it.
I've been briefed for it.
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Now you've got
to straighten this thing out.
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Besides, I'm not so crazy
about wearing this face.
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Well, I do not know
what I can do about it, master.
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It is out of my hands.
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Only Major Healey
can take back his wish.
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You mean Roger has the power
to call this thing off?
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Mm-hm.
Well, uh...
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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[PHONE RINGING
INSIDE APARTMENT]
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I'm coming.
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These aren't my keys.
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I'm coming. I...
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These aren't my keys.
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I must've left my keys
at Tony's.
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Oh...
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[LINE RINGING]
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Ugh.
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Maybe he's
at the Officers' Club.
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Let's go see if he's there, huh?
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Yeah, yeah. Hurry.
Hurry, Jeannie.
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[?]
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You say he insisted
he was Major Healey?
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He not only insisted upon it,
dear, but he kept doing
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that imitation
of Major Healey's voice.
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Of course I went along with it,
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even though he wasn't half
as good as I said he was.
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You know,
I was actually terrified.
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Oh, it was probably some sort
of a prank. A joke.
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Well, I don't think
it's very funny.
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Especially when he kept trying
to keep me from looking
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into that empty box
that he was carrying.
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Empty box?
Yes, darling.
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He said that it was
a birthday present
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from Major Nelson, an empty box.
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Really, dear, do you think
it's safe to have men like that
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roaming about the skies
all by themselves?
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Mmm.
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No answer
at Major Healey's apartment.
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I think perhaps I'd better
drop in on Major Nelson
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and see what this is all about.
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I have a feeling it's going
to be one of those nights.
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Uh, where are the keys
to the car?
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Oh, I left them
in the ignition, dear.
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Oh, good. Well...
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see you later, hon.
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I, uh, won't be late.
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Good night.
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[SIGHS]
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[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKER]
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Good night, sir.
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Joe, have you seen Major Healey?
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You're Major Healey.
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That's right.
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Have you seen Major Nelson?
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Oh, just one moment, sir,
I'll check.
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Are you sure he hasn't been
around here this evening?
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You... Your voice,
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it sounds an awful lot
like Major Nelson's.
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[HOARSELY] Oh, well, I got
a little laryngitis. Ahem.
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Uh... good night, Joe.
Let's go, Jeannie.
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Roger!
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Where's Roger?
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You could say hello, baby.
Hello, baby.
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Aren't you going to introduce me
to your... friend?
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Oh, Jeannie, this is, uh...
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Ugh!
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The other night
I was the only girl
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in the world for you.
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And tonight I'm...
I'm "Uh"?
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I'm "Uh," huh?
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Happy splashdown,
Astronaut Healey.
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Roger certainly has
some interesting girlfriends.
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Let's go, Jeannie.
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Tony! Tony?
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Oh, tsk.
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Oh, good evening, major.
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Oh, good evening,
Dr. Bellows.
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Just getting some fresh air?
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Uh, I'm waiting
for Major Nelson.
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You're waiting for Major Nelson.
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Yes, uh... I...
He's not at home.
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He... He has an extra key
to my apartment,
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and, uh, I was waiting
for them...
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For him to come back.
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Oh, tell me, uh,
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when did you first notice
that, uh,
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Major Nelson was gone?
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When I got here.
When else?
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Yes. Uh, when else?
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Uh, shall we go?
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Go, Dr. Bellows?
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Yes, I, uh...
I'd like you to return
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to the medical center with me,
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seeing that the, uh,
Trailblazer 1 flight
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is set for tomorrow.
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Um, I'd like to check out
a few things with you.
256
00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:54,668
Uh, shall we?
257
00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:55,970
Bu... But...
258
00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:00,624
[SIGHS]
259
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,593
But, master,
there are many other places.
260
00:11:02,594 --> 00:11:04,328
Major Healey may have gone to.
261
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:06,564
Mmm, with all of his women
floating around
262
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,199
and a glass of water
from each of 'em,
263
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,067
I might drown
before the evening is over.
264
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:12,169
If there was just some other way
we could find him.
265
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,671
If we just had some idea
where he might be.
266
00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:16,540
An excellent idea.
267
00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:19,443
Oh... Oh, master,
I know just the thing!
268
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,813
[?]
269
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:23,915
What is that?
270
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:27,351
A bloodhound, master.
He is most efficient.
271
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,787
A bloodhound?
You got me a bloodhound?
272
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,622
If you think
that I'm so desperate
273
00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,943
that I'm gonna use
a bloodhound...
274
00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:39,363
Come on. Come on, boy.
Sic him. Go get him!
275
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,165
Come on, boy. Come on.
Go get Roger.
276
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,301
Go get him. Sic him.
Sic him, boy!
277
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,835
[DOG BARKING]
278
00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:47,170
Now, boy, whoa, whoa, whoa.
279
00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:48,806
You don't understand.
Whoa, whoa.
280
00:11:48,807 --> 00:11:50,308
You don't understand.
I'm... I'm...
281
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,676
I'm Tony. You see,
I'm in Major Nelson's body.
282
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,044
You see, we...
We changed bodies.
283
00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:56,180
We have the same faces,
but it's a different mind.
284
00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,381
What are you looking at?
285
00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:59,483
Now, come on.
Let's go get him, okay?
286
00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:01,836
Oh, yeah. Look at the picture.
Recognize him?
287
00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:04,255
Dark hair, okay?
That's it. Get the picture?
288
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,523
All right, good.
Here, let's go. Come on.
289
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:08,425
Come on. Come on, boy.
Come on. Get him, boy!
290
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,706
Get him!
291
00:12:14,098 --> 00:12:16,767
Yeah.
It's him all right.
292
00:12:16,768 --> 00:12:20,938
Aw, then you do admit
that is Major Nelson you see,
293
00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:22,840
right, Major Nelson?
294
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,675
Major Healey.
295
00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:27,711
Then why do you look
so much like Major Nelson?
296
00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,880
I can't, for the life of me,
explain it, sir.
297
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:32,115
Major, uh, I think
you've been working too hard
298
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:33,918
preparing for tomorrow's flight.
299
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,921
Oh, no... Major Nelson's
going up in the flight, sir.
300
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,055
Uh, Major Nelson.
301
00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:40,057
I was just talking to him
a couple of hours ago.
302
00:12:40,058 --> 00:12:41,459
And I told him how I'd like...
303
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,027
I wished that I...
Oh... Oh... Oh, boy.
304
00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:46,063
Oh, boy. Oh...
305
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,566
Yes? You say you were talking
to Major Nelson?
306
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,301
Mmm, no, sir, I couldn't be
talking to Major Nelson.
307
00:12:51,302 --> 00:12:52,703
I'm Major Nelson.
308
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:55,038
Then you admit
that you're Major Nelson?
309
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,074
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do.
I'm... I'm...
310
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,076
As a matter of fact,
I could say positively,
311
00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:00,644
uh, positively.
312
00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:04,047
Then why do you sound
so much like Major Healey?
313
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:08,218
Uh, well, let's put it
this way, Dr. Bellows:
314
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:11,489
Whoever I am,
I'm not myself today.
315
00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:13,738
[SIGHING] Oh.
316
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:18,996
[?]
317
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,166
[BARKS]
318
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,618
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[BARKING]
319
00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:25,385
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
320
00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:29,756
[BARKING]
321
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,615
[YELLING]
322
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,949
Oh!
323
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,384
[BARKING]
324
00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:54,548
[BARKING]
325
00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:55,882
Oh!
326
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,869
[BARKING]
327
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:01,438
Oh!
328
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,368
[BOTH YELLING]
329
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,179
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
330
00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:41,928
[?]
331
00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:52,472
[QUIETLY] Okay.
332
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:59,329
Here are the major's clothes.
Oh, fine, nurse.
333
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,431
Just put them in the closet
until he's released.
334
00:15:01,432 --> 00:15:02,516
Yes, doctor.
335
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,368
[TONY YELLING]
336
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:15,596
[NURSES SCREAM]
[DOG BARKING]
337
00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:17,865
BELLOWS:
Nurse!
338
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:18,933
Stop it!
339
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:21,519
[BELLOWS AND NURSE SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
340
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:26,273
[CRASH]
341
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:38,051
[BELLOWS GRUNTING]
342
00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:41,354
Nurse? Nurse?
Are you all right?
343
00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:43,023
[PANTING] What happened?
344
00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,192
Nurse, you're out of uniform.
345
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,093
[GIGGLING] Oh.
346
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:49,797
Let's pull ourselves together,
nurse.
347
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:52,599
Oh... Oh, excuse me.
348
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,835
Oh. Ooh!
349
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:14,371
[GROWLING]
350
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,439
TONY: Here, boy. Here.
Come here.
351
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,241
JEANNIE: Come on, puppy.
Oh, there he is.
352
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:19,743
What are you doing?
Hello, puppy.
353
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:20,778
What are you do...?
354
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,264
[GASPS]
355
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,266
We have found him.
356
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,684
BELLOWS:
Major Healey!
357
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,918
BELLOWS: Major! Oh!
358
00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,788
[WHISTLING]
359
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,757
Major Healey, what's the idea
360
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,826
of charging into this hospital
with that dog?
361
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,361
What dog, sir?
That dog!
362
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:38,762
[CHUCKLING] Oh, that dog, sir.
363
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,481
Well, it's, uh...
It's hard to explain.
364
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:41,715
Oh, nonsense!
365
00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:43,851
There's any reasonable exp...
366
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:47,154
You've got Major Nelson's voice.
367
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:51,058
Two bi-schizoid personalities
in one day?
368
00:16:51,893 --> 00:16:53,076
Oh, no.
369
00:16:53,077 --> 00:16:54,912
Yes.
370
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,680
Thank you very much, nurse.
You're welcome.
371
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,482
This is, uh...
Why, it's incredible.
372
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:02,152
I never heard of anything
like this before.
373
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:05,455
You say that each one thinks
and sounds like the other one?
374
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:06,556
Yes, sir.
375
00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:09,159
Oh, uh, good morning, nurse.
376
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,493
How are ya, nurse...?
377
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,598
What nurse?
378
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:19,169
Uh, you... You see, general,
um, the human mind is,
379
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:23,540
uh, capable of, uh,
untold fantasies.
380
00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,011
[SIGHS]
381
00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:32,499
Jeannie, I was wondering
where you've been.
382
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,952
Do you realize the spot
you've gotten Roger and I into?
383
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,002
Oh, yes, master.
384
00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:37,204
Dr. Bellows is on his way here
385
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:38,572
right now with the general.
386
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:39,790
I think his name is Peterson.
387
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,175
Oh, no.
388
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,493
Patterson?
389
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,047
He intends to show him
both you and Major Healey.
390
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:48,933
You mean Roger's here?
391
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,351
Yes, master.
392
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:51,752
Well, find him.
Get him.
393
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,153
Oh, yes. I will.
394
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:57,073
Oh...
395
00:17:57,074 --> 00:18:00,544
Oh... Oh... Oh, Tony.
Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you!
396
00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:01,862
Oh!
397
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:02,730
How's my body?
398
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,131
Oh, your body's fine.
399
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:06,033
Just the way you left it.
How's mine?
400
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,736
Well, except for a few bruises,
it'll do.
401
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:11,855
It'll do? Yeah...
What kind of crack is that?
402
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:14,375
That happens to be
a perfect physical specimen.
403
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:16,726
Master, Major Healey,
please do not argue.
404
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:19,497
Dr. Bellows is on his way now,
with the general.
405
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,048
General?
Peterson.
406
00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:23,467
Dr. Bellows is bringing him
over here to look at us.
407
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:26,420
Oh, boy, you better take back
that wish and right now.
408
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:27,838
Take back what wish?
409
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:31,642
The wish that got me
into this mess!
410
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,910
That mess you're referring to
is my body!
411
00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:36,113
If you wanna try out a mess,
try something like this.
412
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,481
This is no time to quibble.
413
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,783
I mean, that's the only way
we can get back into our own.
414
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:42,319
Either that or we wait...
Well, what's wrong with my wish?
415
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,438
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with my wish?
416
00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:45,672
Roger...
417
00:18:45,673 --> 00:18:47,324
you give me back my body.
418
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,943
As soon as I come down
from Trailblazer 1,
419
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:52,196
I'll give you your body back
and good riddance.
420
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,631
Master, Major Healey, please!
421
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,666
I'm master, that's Major Healey.
422
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,202
Oh! Oh, even I am confused.
Oh!
423
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,620
BELLOWS:
Here we are, general.
424
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,188
This is the room
I put Major Healey in.
425
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:02,856
All right, Dr. Bellows,
let's find out
426
00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:04,858
what this is all about.
427
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:07,379
ROGER:
Come in.
428
00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,807
I'll show you
what I mean, general.
429
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,384
Good morning, Major Healey.
430
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:16,052
Dr. Bellows,
General Peterson.
431
00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:18,054
How you feeling?
432
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,857
Fine, sir.
Fit as a fiddle.
433
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,175
That's Major Healey.
434
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,167
You have anything wrong
with your throat?
435
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,299
Uh, no, sir.
I...
436
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,634
I don't know why I'm here.
437
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:32,570
[?]
438
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,473
But... But, general,
I was...
439
00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:40,244
absolutely positive,
I... I...
440
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,613
You're certain
there's nothing wrong, Tony?
441
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,180
TONY:
Not a thing, sir.
442
00:19:44,181 --> 00:19:48,252
Can't understand why Dr. Bellows
insists I'm Major Healey.
443
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:52,122
But up to now you sounded
like Major Healey.
444
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:56,493
You look like Major Nelson,
but you certainly sounded like...
445
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:59,062
Oh, I don't think
I'm feeling too well.
446
00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:00,664
Better get your clothes on,
Tony.
447
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,966
Are you gonna be ready
for that scheduled flight?
448
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:06,336
TONY:
Yes, sir!
449
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:07,904
General Peterson.
450
00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:08,905
All right.
451
00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,540
[?]
452
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,575
Bu...
453
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,580
TONY [LAUGHING]:
Oh, boy.
454
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:18,248
Not a bad ventriloquist act
for this...
455
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,583
For this old body, huh?
456
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,085
Would you stop calling
this old body "this old body"?
457
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:23,587
It's my old body.
Just...
458
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:24,854
Well, if you like it so much,
459
00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:26,674
why don't you take back
your wish?
460
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,842
I'm going on that flight
tomorrow.
461
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:29,927
Oh, no, you're not.
462
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,729
If you do,
I'm gonna tell Dr. Bellows
463
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,631
and blow the whistle
on the whole thing.
464
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,267
You wouldn't do that.
Oh, wouldn't I? Jeannie.
465
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,885
Take me to them right now.
466
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,286
And that's an order.
Yes, master!
467
00:20:39,287 --> 00:20:41,272
ROGER: Wait a minute.
You wouldn't do that.
468
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,073
If you did that,
neither one of us could go.
469
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,876
That's right.
470
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,678
All right, I take back my wish.
471
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:48,879
You mean it?
472
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,814
Yes, I mean it.
I take back my wish.
473
00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:52,149
Honest?
Honest!
474
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,484
Aw, good boy, Roge!
475
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:54,685
[GROANS]
476
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,187
Master? Master!
Oh, my darling!
477
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,322
[NORMAL VOICE] Is it me?
478
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,257
Yes, it is you!
It's me! Old Tony!
479
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,858
[BOTH LAUGHING]
480
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:02,959
Oh, I knew you could do it.
481
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
He's hurt himself.
482
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,028
[NORMAL VOICE] It's me.
483
00:21:05,029 --> 00:21:06,330
Huh? Roge!
You all right?
484
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,331
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
485
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,020
[?]
486
00:21:52,761 --> 00:21:55,462
MAN:
Launching missile...
487
00:21:55,463 --> 00:21:57,197
[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
488
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,080
MAN 2:
Liftoff.
489
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,746
MAN [OVER TV]:
Uh, status check, Azusa.
490
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,164
MAN 2:
Azusa, go.
491
00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:32,833
MAN: Novak.
MAN 2: Novak is go.
492
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,301
MAN: Beacon.
MAN 2: Beacon, go.
493
00:22:34,302 --> 00:22:35,742
MAN:
JTL.
494
00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:38,338
Uh, telemeter quality.
495
00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:40,299
[MAN 2 SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
MAN: Go.
496
00:22:53,921 --> 00:22:55,889
Good transmissionon that frequency.
497
00:23:08,452 --> 00:23:10,386
Blood pressure is normal.
498
00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:16,159
Psi is 16.4.
499
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:22,415
Five, six, seven,I'm locking in at seven.
500
00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:25,685
There but for the grace
of a wish, go I.
501
00:23:25,686 --> 00:23:27,487
Well, what about my present?
502
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:29,056
What present, Major Healey?
503
00:23:29,057 --> 00:23:30,190
Well, I gave up my wish.
504
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,943
Don't I get another
in its place?
505
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:36,163
Oh, well, I... I suppose
that would only be fair.
506
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,998
Yes, you may have another wish.
507
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,900
Anything I want?
Anything you want.
508
00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,068
Okay.
Oh, wait a minute!
509
00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:43,170
Hmm? Wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
510
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,121
Oh.
511
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,282
[EXHALES]
512
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,894
Ready?
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
513
00:23:49,527 --> 00:23:51,060
Major Healey?
514
00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:57,900
What are you doing here?
515
00:23:57,901 --> 00:24:00,637
It's my exchange wish.Brought you an orange.
516
00:24:02,907 --> 00:24:03,924
Tsk.
517
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,913
[?]
518
00:24:09,963 --> 00:24:14,513
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