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The results of the medical tests
on the new astronauts
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should be completed
by next week.
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I think you're gonna be
very pleased, general.
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Yes, sir.
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I'll get them to you
as soon as I have them.
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Right.
Goodbye, sir.
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What are you doing?
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Snooping, darling.
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[SIGHS]
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Amanda, heh,
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that's privileged information
you're looking at.
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I know. That's what makes it
so interesting.
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Oh, look.
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Here's Major Nelson's chart.
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Would you please put that down.
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Darling, look.
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Why, he's gained three pounds
in one month.
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So?
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Well, does he eat out very much?
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No. He, uh, usually cooks
at home.
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Don't be silly, darling.
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No bachelor's going to gain
weight on his own cooking.
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And he always looks
so mysteriously satisfied.
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Something very strange is going
on with your Major Nelson.
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What do you think
I've been trying
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to tell you all this time?
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Well, I think I know a way
to find out what it is.
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Hmm.
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TONY:
Okay. Thanks.
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How was your flight, Major Nelson?
Fine, sir.
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We'll make some more tests
next week.
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Oh, I'm ready any time you are.
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Are you free for dinner tonight?
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Yes, yes.
Good.
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Mrs. Bellows and I would like
to dine with you.
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Well, that's very kind of you.
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Shall we say 7:00?
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Seven's fine.
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At your house.
At my house...
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You mean, Dr. Bellows
invited himself for dinner
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tonight at your place?
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Yeah. He's looking
for Jeannie.
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Oh, well, don't let him come.
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Don't you see?
It's a trap.
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He's not hungry.
He's looking for Jeannie.
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Wait a minute. You know
and you're not gonna stop him?
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm giving a dinner party
tonight.
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And Dr. Bellows and his wife
are coming,
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and I want you to come
and bring a girl.
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Okay, but who...?
Who are you gonna bring?
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Kathryn Golato.
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Kathryn... You haven't seen her
in ages.
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Yeah, well,
I'm seeing her tonight.
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What about Jeannie?
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What's gonna happen
when she finds
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another girl's
at your house for dinner?
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Yeah. Don't worry
about Jeannie.
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She's gonna be busy tonight.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie?
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Hello, master.
You are home early.
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Yeah. Well, tonight's
the big night.
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The big night?
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Yeah... Uh, you remember,
you said you wanted
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to see a play called.
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The Tales of the Arabian Nights?
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Yes?
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Well, you have a front row seat.
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Oh, master!
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And I'm gonna let you drive
the car tonight.
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You are going
to let me drive...?
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You are not going with me?
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No, no. Uh,
I'm afraid not.
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Oh, but why?
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Well, Dr. Bellows has given me a
lot of paperwork to do tonight,
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that, uh...
I'm gonna be kind of...
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I don't want you
to miss this treat.
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Oh, but I do not mind.
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I will keep you company
this evening, and...
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And we will see the play
some other night.
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Uh, no, no. It... It's just
playing the one night in town.
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I wouldn't want you to miss it.
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I'll just be at home
doing a lot of dull paperwork.
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Oh, master, you are sure
you would not mind
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if I went alone?
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No. Your master insists upon it.
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My master is such
a sweet, darling
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liar!
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Now, Jeannie, take it easy.
Don't get excited.
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Why does Major Nelson want
to get rid of me tonight?
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Well, he doesn't wanna
get rid of you.
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It's just, he wants you to see
The Arabian Nights.
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It's... It's
about your own hometown.
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He is trying to trick me,
but you will tell me the truth.
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Me? Me...? Well, I am
telling you the truth.
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I would never...
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Jeannie, what are you doing?
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I am waiting for you to tell me
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why Major Nelson does not
want me around tonight.
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I did tell you.
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You know
that I would never lie...
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Jeannie, you've gotta stop
being so suspicious.
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I mean, that's not
like you to...
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Jeannie, what are you
doing to me?
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Now, wait a minute. You know I'm
telling you the truth.
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I would never lie to you.
I never lied to you in my...
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Oh!
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He doesn't want you
around the house tonight
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because he's inviting
Dr. Bellows
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and his wife to dinner.
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Ooh!
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Thank you, Major Healey.
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My pants. My pants.
Don't forget...
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Oh, Major Healey...
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Dr. Bellows, I'm getting ready
for the big race.
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You lied to me.
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No, no, I didn't, Jeannie.
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I said I was gonna be busy
tonight, and I am.
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Having a dinner party.
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Who told you?
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Ha-ha, it is true.
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Oh. No, no, it...
It's not a dinner party. It's...
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Well, it's just Dr. Bellows
and his wife,
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and Roger and a girlfriend
coming over
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for a little bite
to eat, that's all.
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Please let me stay.
I will hide.
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Hide...? Well, I can't let you
stay, Jeannie.
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You see, Mrs. Bellows
is very a suspicious woman,
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and she's coming here
looking for trouble.
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If you're gonna be here,
she's gonna find it.
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Oh, but who will cook
your dinner?
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I've hired a sweet, little old
lady to come in and fix it.
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Oh, well, no one can cook a meal
like I can, master. You want...
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Yeah, honestly, don't... Don't...
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
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I will just peak in and check
and see how she is doing.
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Oh, no, no, no, really.
That's sweet of you, Jeannie,
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but, y-you know if you
don't hurry,
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you're gonna be late
for that play.
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Very well, master.
Hee-hee!
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Good.
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Thanks...
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie?
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Hello, Kathryn.
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Did anyone come in here?
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No, darling.
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Were you expecting someone?
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No, no, no.
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KATHRYN: You'll never
know how pleased I was
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to see you after
all these months.
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TONY:
Oh?
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KATHRYN:
Why?
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Why?
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Oh, I got hungry.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Did you?
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Yeah. You're one of the
best cooks I've ever known.
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You know, I'm good at anything
I'm interested in.
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Oh!
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Well, I... I don't wanna keep you
from your work.
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Uh, I want this dinner to be
particularly smashing tonight.
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It's going to be.
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[TONY CHUCKLES]
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Well, I... I better go get
dressed. Uh... Heh.
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Hey, that's good
spaghetti sauce.
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, I... I better go get ready
for our... Our guests.
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[GIGGLES]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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ROGER:
Tony, Tony.
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Hi, Roge. Hello.
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Hi, I'm Pauline Abernathy.
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Very nice to meet you...
Ooh, hors d'oeuvres.
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Hey, she's all right, huh?
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Yeah.
She's a skydiver.
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I'm sorry about what happened
with Jeannie this afternoon.
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I would have held out longer,
but I started to catch cold.
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That's all right.
Everything worked out.
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You mean you got her to go
to the theatre
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even after she knew?
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That's right.
Oh, boy.
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You should write
an encyclopedia on women.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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That's probably Dr. Bellows.
Hang on.
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Dr. Bellows.
Good evening, Major Nelson.
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Hello, major. Oh, you're
a darling to have us over
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on such short notice.
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Is this where I put my wrap?
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Amanda, you don't have a wrap.
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Oh, I'm cursed.
How perfectly ridiculous of me.
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I left my wrap in the car,
didn't I, dear?
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Uh, Amanda, shall we join
the others?
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Oh, yes, yes. Uh...
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Uh, Miss Abernathy,
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uh, this is Mrs. Bellows
and Dr. Bellows.
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How do you do?
Hello.
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Oh, you must think
we're terribly rude
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inviting ourselves over
for dinner like this.
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But I simply had to see how
a bachelor was going to handle
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a dinner party
on such short notice.
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Oh, I have a friend
that drops in from time to time
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to cook for me.
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I'd like to meet your friend.
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Oh, would you, sir?
Uh, Kathryn?
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Yes?
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I'd like you
to meet the Bellows.
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Hi, Kathryn.
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Uh, this is Kathryn Golato,
Mrs. Bellows.
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How do you do?
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Ah, Dr. Bellows.
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How do you do?
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Ah, how do you do?
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So you're the girl who's putting
weight on our major?
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Putting weight?
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Yeah, well, yes. She's one of
the best cooks in Cocoa Beach.
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Yeah. Wait'll you taste
her cooking.
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What are we having?
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Uh, what Kathryn usually
prepares for me.
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A real
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French dinner.
Italian dinner.
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Uh, an Italian dinner,
French style.
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KATHRYN: I better start
getting things ready.
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Yes.
Thank you.
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So that's the answer.
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Uh, the answer?
Hmm.
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Does she cook
for you often, major?
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Oh, yes. All the time.
All the time.
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Tony, how do you turn
on the oven?
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Yes. Excuse me
for just a moment, please?
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Ah, she always has a hard time
r-remembering how to turn it on.
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You know, darling,
my woman's intuition tells me
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we're going to be, uh,
awfully glad we came. Heh.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Mmm. Terrific tomato juice.
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Well, uh, whatever she's cooking
out there,
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it sure smells good.
Ha-ha-ha!
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Wait'll you taste it.
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BELLOWS:
Mmm.
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I've always loved
Italian-French cooking.
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Mmm.
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Here you are.
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Oh, you all go ahead.
Don't wait for me.
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Ah!
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PAULINE:
It simply looks marvelous.
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Well, you certainly gain
a lot of weight on...
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00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:15,967
On food like this.
254
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,951
So much for a woman's intuition.
255
00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,152
Hmm.
256
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:33,668
Mmm, good, good.
257
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,669
Good, real good.
258
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,487
Thank you.
259
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:39,423
It is good, isn't it?
260
00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:41,759
I don't know that I've tasted
anything like it.
261
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,530
I don't know either.
262
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,665
I'm sure of one thing.
263
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,201
What's that, my dear?
264
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:53,004
It'll teach you to pay
more attention to my intuition.
265
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,756
I'll get the dessert.
266
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,357
Oh, could we have
some water too, please?
267
00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:59,794
BELLOWS: Oh, yes. I'd like
some more water myself.
268
00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:00,895
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
269
00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:09,003
Oh, well, yeah, wait...
270
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,570
Wait'll you, uh,
see the souffl�.
271
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:11,989
It's light as a feather.
Oh.
272
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:16,861
Tony, could you take this,
please?
273
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:17,829
It's hot.
274
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,863
Okay.
275
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,764
I'll get the forks.
All right.
276
00:13:26,821 --> 00:13:28,789
Yes, sir.
Light as a feather.
277
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:30,391
Ah.
278
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,184
Excuse me.
279
00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:48,708
[WHISPERS] Jeannie, I know you're in here.
Come on out.
280
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,177
Do you know
what you've done to me?
281
00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:53,281
You've ruined me, that's what
you've done to me.
282
00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:55,449
You did this deliberately,
didn't you? Huh?
283
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,185
You can't have just everything
go right, can you?
284
00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:01,055
You... You know what your problem
is? You're... You're jealous.
285
00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:02,356
And you're interfering, and...
286
00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:03,924
Would you like
a cup of coffee, sir?
287
00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,927
Your stove is jealous
and interfering?
288
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:07,962
My stove?
289
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,964
No. It's just an ordinary,
everyday...
290
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,565
How 'bout some mock turtle soup?
291
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:14,635
Hm. In this house,
anything could be anything.
292
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,803
One thing I'm sure of,
293
00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:18,005
you're not gaining
any weight on this food.
294
00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:19,573
There's more here
than meets the eye,
295
00:14:19,574 --> 00:14:21,074
and I'm going to find out
what it is.
296
00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:22,727
Oh, it's nothing, really, sir.
297
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,913
BELLOWS: Then how do you explain the
fact that you live here all alone
298
00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:27,515
and you're gaining weight?
299
00:14:27,516 --> 00:14:29,433
Well, it's, uh...
300
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,919
It's the desserts I eat.
301
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,121
I'm very big on desserts.
302
00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,723
Now...
303
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:39,259
shall we, uh,
serve the other people?
304
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,094
Beautiful, isn't it?
305
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:47,701
Thank you.
Mmm.
306
00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:49,469
AMANDA: This is the
most delicious cake
307
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,938
I've ever tasted
in my whole life.
308
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,840
It's fantastic.
Mm, delicious.
309
00:14:52,841 --> 00:14:55,342
Well, I-I must warn you,
it's very fattening.
310
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,445
Who cares?
311
00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:00,381
Major, I owe you an apology.
312
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:03,150
If I ate desserts like this,
I think I'd gain weight too.
313
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:05,519
TONY: There's no reason
to apologize, doctor.
314
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,854
Everybody makes mistakes.
315
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,307
I must have this recipe.
316
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,192
I'd like it myself.
317
00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:12,944
What do you mean?
You didn't bake it?
318
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,612
No.
319
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,863
Didn't come from any bakery.
320
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:17,163
Who baked it?
321
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:21,869
Oh, I baked it.
I baked it.
322
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:24,622
Oh, major, how marvelous.
323
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,325
But, you know, there's a flavor
in there I can't quite identify.
324
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,793
What is it?
325
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,746
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Uh,
this recipe has been passed down
326
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,148
from generation to generation
in my family. If I, uh...
327
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:36,550
If I disclosed it,
I would be breaking an oath.
328
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,386
I understand.
329
00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:39,837
Can I take a piece home with me?
330
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,172
Oh, of course.
331
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,874
For my mommy.
332
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,426
TONY:
For your mommy?
333
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,211
Oh, of course. Yes, um...
334
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,264
After dinner, would anyone like
to play bridge or, uh, poker?
335
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,099
Let's play jacks.
336
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,851
Jacks?
337
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,070
I wanna play jacks.
338
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:57,772
ROGER:
You wanna play Jacks?
339
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:00,992
Huh! I don't wanna play jacks.
I wanna play tag.
340
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:04,211
I wanna play
Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
341
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,081
Well, let's play Post Office.
342
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:09,617
I want more cake.
More cake. More cake.
343
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:10,484
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
344
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,085
Wait a minute.
You're it, right?
345
00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:14,087
[ALL GIGGLING & SHOUTING]
346
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:20,146
ROGER: Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, you're...
347
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,119
Roger, see that the girls
get home all right, huh?
348
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,789
Okay. I loved
your party, Tony. Bye.
349
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:32,823
Bye-bye.
350
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:35,744
ROGER: Come on, Kathy. Ooh!
351
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,195
Thank you very much
for inviting me to your party.
352
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,197
I had a real good time.
I'm glad you could come.
353
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,366
I am too.
It was keen.
354
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:45,035
You'll... You'll be able to make
it home all right, won't you?
355
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:47,070
Oh, sure, we just live
down the block.
356
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:49,039
We'll... We'll run
all the way. Heh!
357
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,826
I'll race you home.
358
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,376
AMANDA: Last one
home's a dirty bird.
359
00:16:53,377 --> 00:16:55,445
BELLOWS:
I don't wanna race. I'm tired.
360
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:58,165
AMANDA:
No wonder you're tired.
361
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,566
I saw you playing
Spin the Bottle
362
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,101
with that rotten Katy Golato.
363
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,937
Yeah? And I saw you playing
hopscotch with Roger Healey.
364
00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:05,139
I did not.
You did too.
365
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,474
I did not.
You did too.
366
00:17:06,475 --> 00:17:09,627
AMANDA: I did not!
BELLOWS: You did too!
367
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:13,964
Jeannie?
368
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,734
Jeannie!
369
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,603
[?]
370
00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,321
Send him in.
371
00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:28,362
Dr. Bellows?
372
00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:30,464
Oh.
373
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:31,465
Yes?
374
00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:32,616
I'm Charles Fakeling
375
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:36,236
with the National Bureau
of Pure Food and Drugs.
376
00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:39,707
Hmm. Yes, Mr. Fakeling.
Um, what can I do for you?
377
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,542
I'd like to ask you
a few questions.
378
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,143
You do have a top
security clearance,
379
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:44,345
don't you, doctor?
380
00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,230
Of course.
381
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,885
Doctor, does your wife cook?
382
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:53,153
Uh...
383
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:55,222
we eat out most of the time.
384
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:56,523
Do you like to cook?
385
00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:59,226
Well, I... I barbecue
occasionally, but...
386
00:17:59,227 --> 00:18:00,594
Well, I don't see any need...
387
00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:02,646
Do you like to bake?
388
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,064
Bake?
389
00:18:04,065 --> 00:18:05,265
Cakes?
390
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:10,204
I never baked a cake
in all my life.
391
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:18,345
Will you tell me
what this is about?
392
00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:24,852
A few days ago,
393
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,287
your wife brought a piece
of cake into a laboratory
394
00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:29,123
in Cocoa Beach to have analyzed.
395
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:30,824
I know.
396
00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:33,660
But I don't see what
that's gotta do with you.
397
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:36,130
She simply wanted to know
the ingredients, so she could...
398
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,697
That's what brought me here,
doctor.
399
00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:39,833
One of the ingredients.
400
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,185
I don't understand.
401
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,487
We don't either.
We can't identify it.
402
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:48,325
Heh-heh. Surely our laboratory
here will help you out.
403
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:50,244
We tried them.
404
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:55,149
We also tried the lab
at the CIA and the FBI.
405
00:18:56,585 --> 00:19:00,170
There's something very unusual
about this ingredient.
406
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,873
It doesn't respond
to any of our known tests.
407
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:05,092
That's incredible.
408
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:08,445
I'll tell you something
even more incredible:
409
00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:11,482
A professor of Medicine
at Harvard thinks
410
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,450
that this unknown ingredient
411
00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:17,855
is similar in molecular
structure to mepatharin.
412
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,189
Mepatharin?
413
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,860
I'm not familiar with it.
414
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,812
You know that project
they're working on
415
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,480
to arrest old age?
416
00:19:26,481 --> 00:19:27,448
Oh, of course.
417
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:29,316
And that isn't all.
418
00:19:29,317 --> 00:19:32,168
They think this substance
will do even more than that.
419
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:34,371
They think
it will restore youth.
420
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:38,725
They think there's some kind
of property in it
421
00:19:38,726 --> 00:19:41,261
that arrests deterioration.
422
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:43,080
Doctor,
423
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,250
this could be one of the major
breakthroughs of our generation.
424
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,818
I want to know where
that substance came from.
425
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,854
So do I.
426
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,140
Now, hm-hm,
come along.
427
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:56,810
I'm going to take you
to the one man who can tell us.
428
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:57,944
Come.
429
00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:09,923
[LAUGHS]
430
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:22,703
What's going on around...?
Jeannie, what are you doing now?
431
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,039
Oh, I am cleaning the closet,
master.
432
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,206
Yeah, well, I can see that.
433
00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:27,874
You do not need
any of these old things.
434
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:28,976
Yeah. What are you...?
435
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,577
Look, there's
my best squash racket.
436
00:20:30,578 --> 00:20:34,148
Oh, master, when was this taken?
437
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,849
Uh, oh, my graduation
in high school.
438
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:36,983
Oh, you were so handsome.
439
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,652
Uh, yeah. Do you know
what you did to...?
440
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,220
Do you have any pictures
of yourself
441
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:41,522
when you were younger?
442
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,524
No, Jeannie. They're not...
My mother has 'em.
443
00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:45,526
I am sure
that you were adorable.
444
00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:46,527
Yes, I'm sure...
445
00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:47,994
I can just see you now.
446
00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:50,997
Dressed in a cute, little outfit
with a... A collar and a hat. Oh!
447
00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:52,032
Jeannie.
448
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,569
Awww.
449
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,737
Aw, what?
450
00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:59,472
[DOORBELL RINGS]
451
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,609
Thanks, Jeannie.
452
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:05,728
Yes?
453
00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:06,896
Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows.
454
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,204
Well...
455
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:19,793
Dr. Bellows,
just sit down here,
456
00:21:19,794 --> 00:21:21,294
and we'll discuss this
rationally.
457
00:21:21,295 --> 00:21:23,030
Thank you.
Uh, believe me, sir,
458
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,432
if I knew how to stop old age,
I'd tell you. I'd tell you.
459
00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:29,069
Major Nelson, look at yourself.
You look 20 years younger.
460
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,738
Eh, 20 years younger than what?
461
00:21:31,739 --> 00:21:33,707
Why are you dressed that way?
462
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,475
Yes...
Yeah, uh...
463
00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:39,245
If you'll give us this formula,
you'll be handsomely rewarded.
464
00:21:39,246 --> 00:21:41,848
I'm prepared to offer you
$100,000,
465
00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:44,451
plus an equitable royalty
arrangement.
466
00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:46,670
Yeah, well, sir, I'm not
interested in the money.
467
00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:47,671
Oh.
468
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,960
I'm not interested
in the money, sir.
469
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:54,895
I would give it to you free,
if I... If I could.
470
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:55,896
I... I just can't.
471
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,598
Of course.
472
00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:00,968
Shall we say $200,000,
plus a royalty arrangement?
473
00:22:00,969 --> 00:22:03,387
Dr. Bellows,
would you explain to him.
474
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:07,707
Major Nelson, the ingredient was
in your cake.
475
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,727
Would you like to explain that?
476
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,646
I certainly would.
But I can't.
477
00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:13,980
But my theory is, sir,
478
00:22:13,981 --> 00:22:16,082
that, uh, when Mrs. Bellows
took that piece of cake
479
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,751
to have it analyzed
at the laboratory,
480
00:22:17,752 --> 00:22:19,520
one of the technicians
accidentally, uh,
481
00:22:19,521 --> 00:22:21,588
poured the ingredients
that you're looking for
482
00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:22,956
into the cake, and, uh...
483
00:22:22,957 --> 00:22:26,076
Major, heh-heh, you can
do better than that.
484
00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:27,577
We're wasting our time.
485
00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:30,213
If you change your mind,
get in touch with me.
486
00:22:30,214 --> 00:22:33,617
You could do your country
a great service.
487
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,752
Ah, major, you...
488
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,860
You could do yourself
a big service too.
489
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:50,500
I want to see you in my office
tomorrow morning.
490
00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:52,236
Yes, sir.
491
00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:57,241
Jeannie!
492
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:58,208
Yes, master.
493
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:01,578
Oh. Jeannie, I want you
to bake me a cake.
494
00:23:01,579 --> 00:23:03,046
A cake?
Yeah.
495
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:05,215
You have had enough sweets
for one day.
496
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:09,086
What you need is a nice,
hot bowl of chicken soup.
497
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,637
TONY: I don't want
any chicken soup.
498
00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:12,839
Yes, chicken soup.
Jeannie!
499
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,974
I want you to... Remember that
cake you baked for me?
500
00:23:14,975 --> 00:23:16,410
Yes?
501
00:23:16,411 --> 00:23:18,412
I want you to bake me another
one exactly like it.
502
00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,313
There's an ingredient in it
that I need.
503
00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:22,049
Oh, which one?
504
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:23,450
Well, I... I don't know
which one.
505
00:23:23,451 --> 00:23:24,852
It was your cake.
506
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:27,537
Oh, but you see, master,
I never follow a recipe.
507
00:23:27,538 --> 00:23:30,023
I believe the best cooks
have an instinct.
508
00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:31,107
If you follow a recipe...
509
00:23:31,108 --> 00:23:32,876
It's very important
that you remember
510
00:23:32,877 --> 00:23:34,445
every ingredient
that went into it.
511
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:35,779
It's very important.
512
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:37,531
It is? You see,
without knowing it,
513
00:23:37,532 --> 00:23:39,483
you've discovered
the Fountain of Youth.
514
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:41,301
Uh, there was something
in that cake
515
00:23:41,302 --> 00:23:42,820
that made people young again.
516
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,088
Well, uh, let's see.
517
00:23:45,089 --> 00:23:46,456
Uh, was it the flour?
518
00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:47,457
I don't know.
519
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,625
E-eggs?
520
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:49,860
No, no, no.
521
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,428
Wait a minute.
I think I have it.
522
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:53,630
Okay. I knew you wouldn't
let me down.
523
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,284
Does that look like it, master?
524
00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:59,085
Yeah, oh, yes,
it certainly does.
525
00:23:59,086 --> 00:24:02,055
Hey, that is beautiful.
I-I-I'm gonna cut it now.
526
00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:05,158
Jeannie, you're the best genie
a master ever had.
527
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:06,626
[CHUCKLING] Oh.
528
00:24:06,627 --> 00:24:08,228
Do you know what this means?
529
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:10,297
Nobody's ever gonna
get old again.
530
00:24:10,298 --> 00:24:13,166
Mm-hm.
How does it taste, master?
531
00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,351
Oh, no. No.
532
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,585
Jeannie!
533
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:16,953
[GASPS]
Oh! Oh!
534
00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:18,888
[COUGHING]
535
00:24:18,889 --> 00:24:20,089
Oh.
536
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,611
Do something.
537
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,549
[?]
538
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:34,149
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