All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie s02e04 My Master, the Rainmaker.eng

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[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Oh, hi, Roge, how are you?

No, no, I'm afraid
I can't today.

I promised Jeannie
I'd take her on a picnic.

Huh, it's raining?

Well, it can't be raining.

The weatherman forecast
sunshine today.

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

And it's raining.

Yeah, well, Jeannie had
her heart set on this.

Yeah, I'll see you...
I'll see you later.

Master, I was not sure whether
you preferred chicken or lamb

or beef or veal or goose, so...

We have them...
We have them all.

Oh, yes, master.

And a few little
extra surprises.

[GIGGLES]

I am ready.

Well, Jeannie, I'm afraid
I have a surprise for you too.

I am so excited
about our picnic.

Oh, master, you do not know

how I have been
looking forward to it.

The last picnic I went on
was with Omar Khayy�m.

Oh, no, no kidding, really?

Mm-hm.

Oh, and believe me, master,
that was no picnic.

Uh, Jeannie, why don't
we have our picnic

here in the living room.

Uh, you could blink
up a tent and...

But you said we would
go to the beach.

Yes, yes, I know I did, Jeannie,

but something's come up.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

Or, rather,
something's coming down.

It's raining.

Oh!

It's raining.

Don't worry, Jeannie.

First nice day I have off,
we'll go on that picnic.

Do you promise?

Yeah, I promise.

[GIGGLES]

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

Let us go, master.

Well... how 'bout that?

That is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.

How do you change
the weather like that?

Oh, it is simple.

I think hot.

You think hot.

You...

[LAUGHING]

It would be great if we could
control the weather.

Oh, well, that is easy, master,

but would you not get
tired of sunshine all the time?

Yeah, I suppose I would.

It used to get pretty cold
up in Wisconsin where I was.

Oh, do you enjoy
the cold weather?

Yeah, yeah.

I must say, some of
the happiest days of my life

were spent in the snow and the...
The cold in Wisconsin.

[MAGIC BOINGS]
Like that, master?

Huh?

[CHUCKLING] Hey, that's
wonderful, Jeannie.

That's, uh...
Doctor Bellows!

Hello, sir.
Major Nelson.

I don't know quite how
to tell you this,

but it's snowing on your house.

Oh, yes, I see. Uh...

Well, it's probably one of
those freak summer storms

we're having.

I could make myself understand
why it might snow in, uh,

Florida in July.

[LAUGHING]

Yes, well, it's
the high pressure...

But I can't make
myself understand

why it's only snowing
on your house, Major Nelson.

The sun is shining
on the other houses.

Oh, yes, yes.

[MAGIC BOINGS]

Well, now, it's, uh...

Well, it's just stopped
snowing, sir.

Uh, please come in.

Let me, uh...

I'm, uh, dying to hear
your explanation of this, major.

So am I, sir.
So am I.

I'm... I'm working on
some top-secret experiments.

Well, it's strange
that I wasn't advised of it.

Well, I didn't know about it
myself until a few minutes ago.

Please, sit down.

That is, I didn't know it would
work until a few minutes ago.

It's a very simple procedure

of, uh, seeding
the silver iodide particles

in a low pressure barometrics
strata with inverse isobars.

Yes. Um...

I, um... I would like you to show
this to General Peterson.

Well, I'm afraid I can't, sir.
And why not?

Well, it's not, uh,
completed yet.

You understand.
Understand?

Oh, Major Nelson, I haven't
understood anything

since you arrived
at this base, but I will.

I am dedicating myself
to understanding you.

Uh, do you understand?

[LAUGHING]

What'd you say?
Nothing.

[LAUGHING]

Major Nelson.
Yes?

If you think that this is
any laughing matter,

you're very much mistaken.

Yeah, but, sir, I-I...

[LAUGHING]

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I am not cracking up.

I am not cracking up.

I am not cracking up.

You were caught in a snowstorm
at Tony Nelson's house?

Yes, General Peterson.

In Florida? In July?

That's exactly what I said, sir.

But I tell you it was snowing.

I was there.

Now, what are you gonna
do about it, general?

I'm gonna give you the rest
of the month off, doctor.

I want you to go away.

Away? I don't want
to go away.

I just want you
to ask Major Nelson

why it was snowing
on his house this morning.

All right, doctor, come on.

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Hi.
Oh, hi, Roge.

Hey, I hear you had
a little, uh, snowstorm

over your place this morning.

Oh, where'd you hear
that...? That from?

Well, Dr. Bellows has been
telling everybody on the base.

Why, he's carrying
on like a madman.

You better be careful.

Major Healey is right, master.

I would not want
to see you in trouble.

I'm not the one that's
getting me into trouble.

You're the one that's getting me
into trouble, Jeannie.

But you asked for snow.

No, no, I didn't.
All I said was...

Oh.

[STAMMERING] Oh, hello, general.

Well, I guess I better
be running along.

Stay right where
you are, Major Healey.

Uh, can I talk to you
for a minute, Tony?

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, I didn't realize
you had company.

Neither did I.
This is Mr...

[JEANNIE'S VOICE] Ali Habeeb.

Uh, Mr. Habeeb is a...
A rug salesman.

A weather expert.

Uh, he doesn't look it,
but she, uh...

He's really quite marvelous.

Well, what equipment do you use?

Mm, mostly toads.

They're the best.

When a toad croaks
seven times in the swamp,

when the moon is full,
there is going to be a storm.

Can you make it rain or snow?

Rain, snow, thunder,
you name it.

Uh, of course I cannot
make it rain or snow.

What do you think I am?

A genie?

[CHUCKLING]

[LAUGHING]

It's certainly nice
seeing you, sir.

I-I hope you'll drop...
Right, thank you.

Thank you.
You've been most kind.

Tony, do you have any way
of changing the weather?

I mean, can you make it snow?

No, sir.
I can't even make it smog.

That's what I thought.

Doctor.

I know when I've been
snowed on, general,

and I was snowed on
this morning.

And you did it.

He snowed on me.

Admit it.

If you say so, sir.

I snowed on him.

Did you hear that?

Yes, I heard it, and,
doctor, I think you better

come along with me
and try not to excite yourself.

I am not excited.

I tell you, it was snowing.

And it was only snowing
on Major Nelson's house.

All the other houses
were bathed in sunshine.

It was the strangest thing
I've ever seen.

All the houses
bathed in sunshine

and the snow falling
on Major Nelson's...

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[LAUGHING]

Roge! Roge!

They gone yet?
Oh.

[LAUGHING]

I tell you.

You know, I'm gonna have to get
rid of Jeannie for a while,

or I'm gonna have
a nervous breakdown.

Why don't you ask her
to go away for a while.

I've tried. Oh, I've tried.

I've tried everything.

I guess you're stuck then, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

I've tried everything except...

I've tried everything
except psychology.

Wait a minute.

I know exactly
how I'll get her to leave.

How?

What does she love most
in the world next to me?

Me.

No, no, her family.

Are you ready
for our picnic, master?

Huh? Oh, in just a minute,
Jeannie.

Roger was just telling me
about his family,

weren't you, Roge?

Aw.

Oh, yeah, family.

About how your mother
and your father

and how you haven't seen 'em
in a year and you miss them.

Haven't seen my mother
and father in a year,

and I miss 'em.

Well, I have not seen
my mother and father in, oh,

1000, two...

[CHUCKLES]

Well, I would rather not say.

It must be hard on 'em,
Jeannie, not seeing you.

Oh, yes.

We've always been
a very close family.

Oh, I would love to see them.

Oh, I get it. Bet you're
gonna trick her into...

Too bad you can't visit 'em,
at least for a little while.

I'm sure they'd enjoy it.

Mm, so would I.

And my little baby sister.

Your little baby sis...

No kidding.
She must be grown by now.

Mm. I suppose so.

Master.

Would, uh...?

Would you mind...?

If I went back for a visit
with my family?

You're still the old master.

[LAUGHS]

How long would you
be gone, Jeannie?

Oh, a... A week.

A week? Well,
that's not very long.

Why don't you take two
or maybe even three.

Oh, you are the most wonderful,
marvelous master

in the whole world!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Shh, look out.

Ahem. Come in.

Uh, excuse me, major. Sir.

I'm Sergeant Ben Roberts.
Can I talk to you a minute?

Oh, sure, sure.
Come on in.

Well, I gotta be
running along anyway.

Mother and father,
oh, clever, oh.

Uh, what's on your mind?

You like a cup of coffee?

That would be nice.

Uh, I'm afraid this might
sound a little bit foolish,

and I wouldn't even
bother'd ya...

No, no, no, go ahead,
tell me what's on your mind.

Well, I was in Dr. Bellows'
office this morning,

I heard him tell me that you
could control the weather.

Sorry.

Uh, well, now, you oughta know

that nobody can
control the weather.

That's what I thought,
and I'd of forgotten about it

right then and there,
except that, uh,

he was so positive about it.

Yeah, well, I think maybe you...
You misunderstood him.

Anything else on your mind?

Oh, no, sir.

I'm sorry again to bother you.

But major, I hope
you'll excuse me.

Oh, yeah, that's all right.

It was just the only way I could
think of to save my brother.

Uh, to save your brother?

Well, yes, sir.

Uh, my brother
and my sister-in-law,

they got this here farm
in Four Corners, Alabama...

Yeah?
It ain't much,

but it's all they got
in the world.

Anyway, I got this letter
from my brother...

Yeah?
Yesterday.

Saying as to how they're
gonna lose that farm.

You see, there's been a terrible
drought down there all year,

not a drop of water.

All his crops drying up
and blowing away.

So when I heard Dr. Bellows
talk about you, I, uh...

Excuse me again
for bothering you, sir.

Oh, that's all right, sergeant.

Oh, here, here. This is...

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's too bad.

Well...

He was such a nice man.

Oh, yes, yes, I know.

And his brother
is going to lose his farm

if we do not do something.

Well, Jeannie, there's not
anything we can about it.

There's nothing
we can do without getting

into an enormous amount
of trouble.

Now, you just... You just go
and visit your mother and father

and be happy
and have a wonderful time.

Hm?

Oh, I will.
Good.

[MAGIC BOINGS]

Uh, what was...?
What was that for?

You will see, master.

Bye-bye.

Yeah... Uh, Jeannie.

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ROGER:
Hey, Tony!

How's it goin'?
Great, great.

Hey, you're looking
awful chipper this morning.

Ah, I never felt better.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

Hey, you know,
they got a new chick

that just moved in next door
to our office...

ROGER:
Kidding.

I've gotta talk to you
about the flight...

I've never seen you happier.

I've never been happier.
You want some coffee?

I'd love one.

You haven't been
this happy in a long time.

I had a good night's sleep
last night, Roger.

I woke up refreshed, relaxed.

Look at that hand,
steady as a rock, huh?

Say, when's Jeannie
coming back...?

Sorry, I...

Well, I-I don't know.

I think she'll be back
in a week or so.

Oh, you heard from her, huh?

No, not a word.
Oh.

Morning, Major Nelson!

Oh, hello, sergeant.

Morning, sir.

Uh-oh.

Hey, corn.

Oh, thank you.

That's wild,
where'd you get this?

That's the finest corn
in Alabama, sir.

Thank you.

Uh, no, you hang onto that, sir.

[LAUGHING] Yes, of course.

Well, who's this for?

Uh, it's for you, sir.

For me?

Well, thank you very much.

Oh, don't thank me.
It's from my brother.

He and his family
just wanted you to know

how grateful they are.

How grateful they are?

What did you do?

Yeah, that's a good question.
What did I do?

Oh, you don't have
to pretend with me, sir.

It started rainin' an hour
after I talked to you.

Oh, that's what
that blink was for.

What blink?

Oh, nothing, it was just...

Well, you saved
Four Corners, sir.

They're all beholden to you.

Well, you probably
even be hearing from them.

Well, sergeant, really
I had nothing to do with it.

Honestly, I...
Oh, yes, sir. I understand.

This is just between us.
Thanks again, major.

What's this all about anyway?

I knew I couldn't
trust that girl.

I knew it, I knew it,

just as well
as I am standing here.

Roger, that man has a brother.

Uh, his brother's farm
is drying up and blowing away,

and Jeannie made it rain on it.

Well, that's great.

She saved the poor guy's farm,
didn't she?

And you're not in any trouble.

You're right.
You're absolutely right.

You know what that proves?

What? It proves that
Jeannie can use her power

and not get me into trouble.

Yes? Excuse me, Major Nelson.

I have a delivery for you.

Bring it in, men.

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All right, what is it?

Well, there's a lot more, sir.
It's from Four Corners, Alabama.

Sign here, major.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Well, how 'bout this.

It's very nice, I must say.

[SQUEALING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Jeannie!

Jean... It's good
to see you, Dr. Bellows.

Is it?
Yes.

Good evening, Major Healey.

Hello, Dr. Bellows.

No, thank you.
I can only stay a moment.

Forgive me for intruding
like this.

Oh, it's perfectly
all right, sir.

What can I do for you?

Oh, you could do
a lot for me, major.

And one of these days you will.

I had a very unpleasant
afternoon with General Peterson.

He can really be a bear,
can't he, sir?

[LAUGHING]

He thinks I'm out
to get you, Major Nelson.

Oh. And are you, sir?

No.

I don't want to get you,
I just want to understand you.

Some men dedicate
their lives to science,

some men dedicate
their lives to politics.

I am dedicating my life
to understanding you.

Well, it is really
very simple, sir.

Don't bother, major.

You see, I've been
making a mistake.

I've never been able
to pin you down,

but in the future, I will.

I will.

Well, that's all I came
to say. Excuse me.

Awfully friendly of you
to do that, sir.

I don't know how deeply you're
involved in this, Major Healey,

but I warn you: Be careful.

Be very careful.

Good night, gentlemen.

Good night, sir.

Do me a favor, will you, Tony?

Huh? What?

Snow on him.

Major Nelson.
Huh, yes?

Uh, excuse me, major,
but this is really urgent.

What is it?

It's about Four Corners, sir,
or what's left of it.

Yes?

Now, I know I asked you
to make it rain down there,

and I certainly
appreciate your help,

but, major, this is... Oh...

Well, my brother said
the streets turned into rivers.

His farm is 3 feet under water.

The barn floated away
this morning.

The barn floated away?

ROBERTS:
You gotta stop that rain, sir.

Sergeant, I'm doing
the best I can...

One of the tools I use is
out of town at the moment, and...

We'll discuss this at a...
At a later date.

Just a moment, sergeant.
We'll discuss it right now.

It's really nothing that
would interest you, sir.

Interest me?

Why, it fascinates me,

major.

Uh, from what I just heard,

I gather that Sergeant Roberts'
brother has a farm.

He asked you to make
some rain, you did,

and now that you've
caused a flood,

he's asked you to stop it.

Well, that's the gist...

Would you say that was
an accurate summation, sergeant?

Well, uh...

Yes, sir. I guess I would.

Well, that's fine.

That's just what
I wanted to hear.

I'll see you in my office
in 10 minutes.

Uh, yes, sir.

Do you remember I mentioned
pinning you down, major?

Mm, well, um, that's
what I had in mind.

A live witness.

I'll see you in my office
in 10 minutes.

I am back, master.

Oh, yes, I see.

Did you think about me?

You might say that.

Oh, I missed you, master.

I missed you too.

My father made you
this camel pouch,

and my mother
baked you this cake,

and my sister
knitted you this sweater.

Oh, master, you were right.
She has grown up.

That's very kind of them,
Jeannie.

You can thank them for me

when you see them
this afternoon.

Hm?
This afternoon?

Oh, well, I am not going back.

Well, you might as well.

Now, I have a feeling
I'm not gonna be around

for the next couple of years.

Has something happened, master?

Jeannie, why didn't you
stop the rain when you left?

Rain?

Oh, Four Corners.

I left the water running.

There's nothing left
of the place.

It's a lake.

And General Peterson's
gonna blame me.

Oh, well, it is not your fault.

I will tell him that he can...
Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry, master.

Is there anything I can do?

It looks like Dr. Bellows
has finally caught me,

and this time, he's got...

A witness.

You're saying that Tony Nelson

rained on a town
called Four Corners?

He not only rained on it,
general, he flooded it out.

Doctor, I'm warning you,
this is the last time...

General, I've got him
right where I want him.

They're meeting us in my office.

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Boy, when you make it rain,

you sure don't
fool around, do ya?

TONY:
I'll try to figure out some way

to help your brother
and his family.

I'd sure appreciate that.

First, I've got to figure out
a way to help myself.

[GIGGLING]

Now, Major Nelson...

I'll handle this.

Tony, Dr. Bellows
is under the impression

that you can control
the weather.

Can you?

No, sir, I can't.

Uh, Sergeant Roberts...

I said I'd handle this.
Yes, general.

Sergeant Roberts,
do you have any proof

that Major Nelson
can make it rain or snow?

Well, I haven't
any proof, no, sir.

But it sure did come down
cats and dogs down in Alabama.

And it was Major Nelson?
Doctor!

That's all, sergeant.

Yes, sir.

Can you make it rain or snow?

No, general.

Yes, you can.
Uh, make it snow.

Dr. Bellows, honestly...

Try.

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Snow.

[LAUGHING]

Thank you, Tony.

Doctor.

I'm sorry about all this, sir.

I'm... I'm sure it was
all a coincidence.

Snow.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, hello, sergeant.

Major Nelson.
Yeah?

My brother just phoned me
and nobody understands it,

but that lake that used
to be his farm...

Yes, what's the matter now?

Well, it's filled with
the biggest trout you ever saw.

Trout?

And bass and catfish!
It's a fisherman's paradise.

Well, my brother
and all his friends

is rentin' out cabins
to tourists and gettin' rich.

Well, that's wonderful.

I just wanted you to know, sir.

Sometimes, I sure like to hear
how you do that, major.

Uh, wait right there, sir.
I got a little surprise for you.

Okay.

[GIGGLING]

Oh.

Jeannie,
that was a brilliant idea.

Oh, well, if it makes you happy,
master, it makes me happy.

Why do we not go fishing
there sometime?

No, no, I'd rather not.

But why?

Oh, well, frankly,
I just don't care for fish much.

Oh.
Look out.

Oh.

Just a little token
of my brother's appreciation.

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Bring it in, boys.
Got a whole truckload outside.

Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Uh, I-I-I...

This is not exactly
what I had in mind.

[LAUGHING]

Oh.

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