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♪♪
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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Hey, Mal, you
want to play catch?
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No, I don't really
feel like it, Andy.
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Ask Alex.
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M'kay.
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Alex?
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Alex!
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Ah! Geez!
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Alex, you want to play catch?
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No, but I'd like
to change seats.
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Nick?
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- Hmm?
- Nick?
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Nick, you want to play catch?
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Come on, babe, whip it in here.
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Come on, babe, whip it in here.
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Oh, Andy, honey, this
isn't the place to play ball.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Hey, you're good.
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You don't drop it
as much as Dad.
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That's true.
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I used to be a... a
pretty good ballplayer.
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For a girl.
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For a guy.
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Yeah, all the
females in this family
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are better athletes
than the males.
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How 'bout you, Mal?
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Were you good, too?
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Well, you know, if I wanted to,
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I could have been a
great athlete, Andy.
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But I just hate to sweat.
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You know... you know who's
a good athlete, though, Andy?
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- Who?
- Nick.
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Watch this. Catch, honey.
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Come on, babe, whip it in here.
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Oh, what am I doing?
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I-I forgot where I was.
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I'm sitting here laughing
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and my husband's in surgery.
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That's okay, Mrs. Keaton.
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There's nothing
wrong with laughing.
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It helps to relieve the tension.
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Yeah, absolutely, Mom.
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Look at Shakespeare.
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Any time the going got
rough in one of his plays,
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and the-and the
tension was unbearable,
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big Bill would bring
out some comic relief.
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You know, a clown,
a-a buffoon, a fool.
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There you guys are.
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Amazing. Life imitates art.
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Well, thank you.
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It-it's very sweet of
you to come, Skippy.
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Aw, Mrs. Keaton, I would
have been here sooner.
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They gave me wrong
info down at the desk.
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Instead of Steven Keaton,
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they sent me to a
Stephanie Kelton,
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who was in for a liposuction.
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What?
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It went extremely
well, she looks great.
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I-In fact, as soon
as she gets out,
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I'm invited to her house
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for an evening of
aerobic dancing.
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Well, sit down,
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make yourself comfortable.
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I, uh, brought some things
to cheer up Mr. Keaton,
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and I didn't know
what he wanted,
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so I brought an assortment.
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Here's flowers,
chocolates, archery set, uh...
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oh, and this Slinky is
for you, Mrs. Keaton.
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I hope you don't
mind... It's slightly used.
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It's my dad's.
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That's very sweet, Skippy.
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- Mrs. Keaton?
- Huh? Yes, yes?
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I have some good news.
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The surgery is completed,
and it went very well.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you, Doctor. If it's okay,
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- can-can we go see him?
- No, no, no, not yet.
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He's in the coronary care unit.
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Everything looks good,
but we have to go slowly.
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Now we have to wait
and see how his heart
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adapts to the
surgical procedure.
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Wait, wait, so-so it's not
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- really over yet?
- No, no, not yet.
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The next few hours
are going to be critical.
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Thank you, thank
you for your good work.
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His will to live
is extraordinary.
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He obviously has
a lot to live for.
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And I think I'm
looking at it right now.
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Thank you.
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Oh! Oh.
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- Yay!
- Yay.
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Oh...
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I just wish we could see him.
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Oh, honey, just be grateful
that the surgery went so well
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and just know that we're gonna
have our daddy with us soon.
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♪♪
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I can't wait to see E.T. again.
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- Me, too.
- Where's Mom?
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We're all set to
go, she's not here.
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Well, uh, she had a
bunch of meetings.
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She's probably stuck in traffic.
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Well, we sure
can't go without her.
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We sure can't.
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She has the car.
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No, I mean it wouldn't be
fun unless we all go anyway.
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You know, the whole family.
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Well, it's sweet to
hear you say that.
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All right, let's
do it, let's go.
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We can't go yet. Mom's not back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
why-why can't we just,
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you know, leave her a
note and catch a cab?
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Fine plan. Ditch Mom.
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That's not what I meant.
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Well, no, that is what I meant.
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What does E.T. stand for?
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It means "Elyse Tardy."
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It means "Extra Terrestrial."
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What does that mean?
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Over to you, Jen.
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It means not of this earth.
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Otherworldly.
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- Yeah. Think Mallory.
- Oh, that's it, Dad.
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- I am not going!
- Oh...
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He's been doing
this to me all day.
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Why, Alex?
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Why do you persist in
tormenting your sister?
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It's a hobby.
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All right, Mal.
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I'm sorry, Mal, okay?
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I didn't mean to upset you.
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Please forgive me.
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All right, I'll forgive you.
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I'll go.
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Now that...
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was beautiful to witness.
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That's maturity.
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Thank you, Dad.
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He meant me.
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He didn't mean you, he
was looking right at me.
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You were looking at me.
You meant me, right, Dad?
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Wait, what was that,
was that a snort?
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- Are you snorting at me now?
- I was not.
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- What's happening?
- Dad, you were talking to me, right?
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Oh, come on.
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I retract the statement.
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You know, we all
want to go to this movie,
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but it's not the most
important thing in the world.
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I mean, just look around.
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We're all together.
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Granted, your mother is missing.
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But all of us are here.
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And we have a beautiful home.
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People who truly
care for each other.
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We're all healthy...
and happy...
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Here it comes.
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When I was a boy,
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many, many moons ago,
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going to a...
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a movie show, as we
called it in those days,
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was a very, very
rare and special event.
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Now, many nights...
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many nights, my mom
and dad and Rob and I
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would entertain ourselves.
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Do you know what we used to do?
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Churn butter?
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No, Jennifer.
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No, we'd sing.
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- Aw, Dad, please.
- ♪ She'll... ♪
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Do you want me to
beg? Is that what...?
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♪ Be... ♪
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♪ Comin' round the
mountain when she comes ♪
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♪ She'll be comin' round the
mountain when she comes ♪
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Yahoo.
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♪ She'll be comin'
round the mountain ♪
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♪ She'll be comin'
round that mountain ♪
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♪ She'll be coming
round the mountain ♪
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♪ When she comes ♪
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♪ She'll be riding
six white horses ♪
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- Oh...
- ♪ When she comes ♪
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♪ She'll be riding six white
horses when she comes ♪
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♪ She'll be riding
six white horses ♪
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♪ She'll be riding
six white horses ♪
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♪ She'll be riding six white
horses when she comes ♪
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♪ She was really stuck
in traffic or she'd come ♪
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- Oh, yeah.
- ♪ She was really stuck ♪
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- ♪ In traffic or she'd come ♪
- I'm sure.
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♪ She's really, really sorry ♪
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♪ But maybe if we hurry ♪
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♪ We can all get to the movies ♪
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♪ 'Cause she's come. ♪
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♪ She'll be riding
six white horses ♪
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♪ When she comes. ♪
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Yahoo.
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What?! How's he doing?
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- What happened?
- I was getting a cup of coffee.
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Oh.
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This is ridiculous.
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Why-why don't you
guys all just go home,
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and if anything
happens, I'll call you.
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Hey, absolutely
not. Absolutely not.
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Look, you're the
one who's exhausted.
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Why don't you go home,
and if anything happens,
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we'll just... we'll call you.
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Absolutely not.
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Sounds to me like
we're all staying.
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Uh, unless we all go home,
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and then they
could give us a call.
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Or-or-or-or they could go home,
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and we could call them.
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One way or the other,
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I want you to go home.
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- Mrs. Keaton?
- Y-yes?
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Your husband's awake.
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Can-can we all...?
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- Yes, yeah.
- Oh. -Oh, oh, oh.
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You can see him
right now if you like.
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- Okay, wait.
- Shh, shh. -Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I made it.
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I'm alive.
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Mm.
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Or is this heaven?
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Hey!
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I guess not.
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It's gonna be great to
have Dad home again.
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Ah.
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When are Mom and Dad coming in?
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Well, it's gonna
take a minute or two
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to walk up the driveway, Andy.
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Dad's gonna be a
little slower for a while.
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Yeah, that's right. Now
remember, when Dad walks in,
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we have to act
really nice, Alex.
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What? What?
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Come on, what are
you talking about?
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Well, let's face it, Alex.
You're just not nice.
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Yeah, but I can act nice.
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Did anyone notice that Dad was
a little crabby on the way home?
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Of course he's crabby,
Mallory. He's been in the hospital.
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- That could really get to you.
- Yeah.
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That and the fact that
Mallory wouldn't stop jabbering
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- all the way home.
- Alex,
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I was try and make
him feel comfortable.
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Oh, you were jabbering.
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The guy was trying to climb
out the window, Mallory.
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When's the last time you
did... No, he wasn't, Alex.
256
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,895
What are you
talking to me about?
257
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,027
Hello, Father.
258
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:45,400
And hello to you, Daughter.
259
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,131
Dad, welcome.
Come, sit down, please.
260
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,332
Yes.
261
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,567
Care for a snack?
262
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,200
Or, uh, beverage of your choice?
263
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,336
Uh, may I brush your hair?
264
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,913
Please, guys.
265
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,313
You don't have to treat
your father like a guest.
266
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,410
Sit down, honey. Please
make yourself comfortable.
267
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,320
Someone will be along
shortly to take your order.
268
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,447
Please stop.
269
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,787
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm the same guy
270
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,588
I was ten days ago.
271
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,162
Just go do what you usually do.
272
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,197
Okay. I'm gonna
go down to the bank
273
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,268
and see how the dollar
is doing against the yen.
274
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,801
Attaboy, Andy.
275
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,462
I hope your brother and
sisters will follow your example.
276
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,733
Dad,
277
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,273
everything is normal.
278
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,138
But with a few little
changes, we've decided
279
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,371
that your life around
here should be easier now.
280
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,003
You won't have to lift a finger.
281
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,878
You know how no one ever
wants to take out the garbage?
282
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,350
Well, Dad, I'm glad we're
gonna do that for you.
283
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,352
Oh, Jen, please, let me do it.
284
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,457
Okay.
285
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,821
I say
286
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,829
again, could you all just
go do what you normally do?
287
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,331
- Okay, Dad, just don't get upset.
- I'm not upset.
288
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,867
- Well, 'cause the doctor said that...
- I don't want to hear
289
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,164
the word "doctor."
290
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:55,002
Okay, the guy with the
stethoscope said that you...
291
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,007
Please. Go.
292
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,169
Get on with your lives.
293
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,338
- Grow older.
- Come on, everybody.
294
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,575
I know what you're
trying to do, but it's...
295
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,048
Okay, I'll go read.
296
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,416
I'll go spend some quality
time with my clothes.
297
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,790
Before I go, Dad, there's
just... there's one little thing
298
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,258
I want to show you,
okay? Just one, all right?
299
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,957
Dad, the incredible...
300
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,090
Stair Lift O-Matic.
301
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,536
O-Okay, Dad, think about it.
302
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,038
Sit yourself down,
303
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,666
and you will be zooming
from basement to attic
304
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,746
in mere seconds.
305
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,406
Alex, that is absolutely
out of the question.
306
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,178
We are not installing
a chairlift in our house.
307
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,378
All right, Dad,
308
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,997
I wish you would've
told me that before
309
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,013
'cause I got this
incredible deal
310
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,652
on the Stair Lift O-Matic
Stair Buster X-90.
311
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,890
Dad, it-it comes
with rearview mirrors,
312
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,966
it comes with air-conditioning
313
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,729
and, uh, cruise control.
314
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,737
Oh, all right,
look. Hol-Hold it.
315
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,400
I know what you're
trying to do here, and it's...
316
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:07,207
it-it's all very nice, but-but
there's no need for it.
317
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,213
Yes, I had a heart attack.
318
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,342
Yes, I've had open heart
surgery but, no, I'm not an invalid.
319
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,511
All right, well...
320
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,455
do you mind if we get the Stair
Buster for my own personal use?
321
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,991
Alex.
322
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,322
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I just...
323
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,624
You know, I-I
just... I love you,
324
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,666
- and I'm just happy that you're home.
- Thank you.
325
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,964
- It-it comes in four colors.
- Alex.
326
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,635
Are you okay?
327
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,770
I'm fine.
328
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,745
You seem a little
edgy with the kids.
329
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,757
Well, excuse me, Elyse,
if I'm not Mr. Congeniality.
330
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,623
I've got a few things
on my mind, okay?
331
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,163
Well, if you've
got to take it out
332
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,742
on someone, why don't
you take it out on me?
333
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,200
I mean, they're
just trying to help.
334
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,200
I don't know.
335
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,134
In the hospital, all
I could think about
336
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,569
was how great it would feel
337
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,039
to walk... through
that front door.
338
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,644
Now that I'm here...
339
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,438
Why?
340
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,611
This is where it happened.
341
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,019
I fell right over here.
342
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,888
I'm afraid every time I walk
in this room, I'll think about it.
343
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,953
I love this room.
344
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,893
I'm sure you're
gonna love this house.
345
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,062
It's quite a
charming fixer-upper.
346
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,333
It's got four bedrooms,
three bathrooms
347
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,376
and there's a separate
dining room over here.
348
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,036
Oh, Steven, this is beautiful.
349
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,546
Don't you think?
350
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,881
Well, yeah, yeah, Elyse.
Yes, it is. But don't you think
351
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,952
it's also maybe a bit
out of our price range?
352
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,179
Oh, we can manage it now
that you got that promotion.
353
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,969
Steven just got a job as
program manager at WKS.
354
00:15:57,993 --> 00:15:58,314
Yeah.
355
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,256
Public television.
356
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,056
Oh, yes, public
television. How nice.
357
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,062
We don't get that.
358
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,326
Channel 3.
359
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,768
Oh, yes, I know. We had it,
but we asked to have it removed.
360
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:16,899
Alex! Mallory! Come on
in and look at the house!
361
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,411
- So, this is going to be your third child.
- Hmm?
362
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,606
- Oh, yes.
- Well, good luck.
363
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,426
Two children is something,
but three can really
364
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,942
put you in the poorhouse.
365
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,681
Oh, thanks. Uh, you're
quite a saleswoman.
366
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,989
You know, Mom, I've
been doing some research
367
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,185
in the neighborhood...
Checking out resale values,
368
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,422
property taxes...
And my conclusion is,
369
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:40,556
is this house is
wildly overpriced.
370
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,862
Oh, aren't you a
clever little fellow?
371
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,767
How would you like
a nice stick of gum?
372
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,339
Don't change the subject, lady.
373
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,840
You're $7,000 over,
and you know it.
374
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,002
Mommy!
375
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,875
- Mommy! Mommy!
- What is it, Mallory?
376
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:59,884
I love this house. You can see
the mall from the front porch.
377
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,682
Maybe we can put
your room out there.
378
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,054
Please, please, kids. I
think we can handle this.
379
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,764
$7,000 over? Are you sure?
380
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,926
Were you happy with
your tax return this year?
381
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,971
What's the closet
space look like?
382
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,302
There's one in every room.
383
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,900
Well, we can add on.
384
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,514
Add on? You think it's that
easy? Have you no sense
385
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,517
of zoning laws? Building
codes? Housing agreements?
386
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,817
Oh, yeah? Richard
Nixon has the cooties.
387
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,417
That's quite a
comeback, Mallory.
388
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,995
Richard Nixon has the cooties,
389
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:47,191
and Tricia Nixon
wears bad pantsuits.
390
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,565
Honey, your brother's
going through a bad time.
391
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,070
Watergate. Watergate.
392
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,664
Nixon's going to jail.
393
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,108
That's it!
394
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,770
They're sweet.
395
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,058
- Would you like to see the kitchen?
- Oh, yeah.
396
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,744
Can we just talk
together for a minute?
397
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,750
Oh, sure. Sure, take your time.
398
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,345
I'll be right in here
with my ear to the door.
399
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,220
I'm getting real good vibes
about this place, Steven.
400
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,796
Well, so am I, but she's got a
lot of other houses to show us.
401
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,488
I don't need to see
any other houses.
402
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,142
I mean, everything
we need is right here.
403
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,260
All we need to do is
open it up a little bit.
404
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,441
Oh, can't you just see it?
405
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,562
We can open up
this stairway here,
406
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,938
put in a great big bay
window right here in front and...
407
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,068
oh, we'll get this
fireplace working.
408
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,736
That shouldn't be too hard.
409
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,677
Oh, Steven,
410
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,785
it-it could be wonderful.
411
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,579
What?
412
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,121
Nothing. It's just...
413
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,919
You're very beautiful when
you get all architectural like that.
414
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,925
Oh, honey.
415
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,498
I can just see our family
sitting in this living room.
416
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,828
You and I holding each other.
417
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,836
Mallory sitting on the
sofa, talking on the phone.
418
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,463
Alex on the sofa
digging under cushions,
419
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,805
trying to find loose change.
420
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,346
Would you guys mind
taking the small bedroom?
421
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,015
Can I borrow some turtle food?
422
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,418
Hey, wait a minute.
You're not the Epsteins.
423
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,356
Well, no, we're the Keatons.
424
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,521
Hi, I'm Skippy Handleman
from across the street.
425
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,599
Oh!
426
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,827
Well, these are our
children, Alex and Mallory.
427
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,835
Va-va-va-voom.
428
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,873
Marry me! Marry me!
429
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,041
Well?
430
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,177
- Let's take it.
- Oh, honey!
431
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,327
What am I gonna do, Elyse?
432
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,796
What am I gonna be like?
433
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,867
It's gonna be fine, honey.
434
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,061
How do you know that?
435
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,468
Well, you heard
what the doctor said.
436
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,574
I don't want to hear
the word "doctor."
437
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,074
I'm sorry.
438
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,678
You heard what the man
with the stethoscope said.
439
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,247
It's gonna take
some time to readjust.
440
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,577
What am I readjusting to?
441
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,950
What kind of a... what kind of
a life am I gonna be living here?
442
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,490
Well, the-the same
kind of life you led before.
443
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,036
You heard what they said...
they said an active and full life.
444
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,688
What do they know?
445
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,354
Doctors.
446
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,160
Don't say "doctors."
447
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,805
You know what really worries me?
448
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,066
Matt Pearson.
449
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,507
Oh, yeah, well, he's
been on everyone's mind.
450
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,839
Who is he?
451
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,675
Sales rep for PBS.
452
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,875
Big, brash, full
of life kind of guy.
453
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:56,512
Huge fan of my documentaries.
454
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:02,287
I think his favorite was
probably The Salmon:
455
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,296
from River King to Croquette.
456
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,798
Well, he sounds like
one of our kind of people.
457
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,268
Anyway, six months ago,
458
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,532
he doesn't show up for
the annual sales meeting.
459
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,666
And, uh, I ask about him.
460
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,144
Turns out he's
had a heart attack.
461
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,510
He's five years
younger than me, Elyse.
462
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,115
I saw him recently.
Completely... different guy.
463
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,920
He looked terrible.
464
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,551
Thin, tired, skittish.
465
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,728
Scared of living.
466
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:45,770
Told me his doctor said
he was as good as new.
467
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,874
He could do anything.
468
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,102
But he's afraid.
469
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,371
Afraid he's gonna get
another heart attack.
470
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,310
Are you afraid?
471
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,473
I am.
472
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:03,655
Afraid of becoming
another Matt Pearson;
473
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:08,056
a living, passionless...
474
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,662
ghost.
475
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,162
I need passion
in my life, Elyse.
476
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:18,169
Passion for the kids,
passion for my work...
477
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,536
passion for you.
478
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:26,112
Honey... it's all still there.
479
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,679
It's just gonna take some time.
480
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:37,145
I'm just thrilled with every
minute I have with you.
481
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,092
I love you.
482
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,762
I love you.
483
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,567
On second thought,
484
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,440
I don't think we're gonna have
485
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,877
to worry about that
passion coming back.
486
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,442
Va-va-va-voom.
487
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,647
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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