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♪ ♪
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(no voice)
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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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Okay, Andy,
it's way past your bedtime.
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Oh, Mom, you said I can stay up
till Uncle Rob gets here!
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Well, I didn't realize
they'd be here so late.
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Come on. You can see Uncle Rob
and your cousins in the morning.
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Oh, Mom, come on. It's-it's a
pivotal point in the game.
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(Elyse sighs)
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Okay, Dad, go fish.
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You sly dog.
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So how come Uncle Rob's coming
so late anyway?
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Oh, he got one of those
cheapo flights...
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very inexpensive,
but not too convenient.
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It stops twice in St. Louis.
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Why does it stop twice
in St. Louis?
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They're practicing takeoffs
and landings.
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It's not like
Uncle Rob to fly cheapo.
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He usually goes first class.
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Well, that's all changed.
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Rob doesn't have much money
since the divorce.
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Huh. Show me the man who does.
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Maureen said
it was a very fair settlement.
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Pshaw.
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Rob said so, too.
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The reason there's not
much money is that, uh,
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Rob switched careers.
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He's, uh, given up accounting.
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Oh, what's he doing now?
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I'm not sure
what he's doing now.
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Maybe he's an astronaut.
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That's my guess.
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I wish he'd get here.
I'm getting sleepy.
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I almost forgot.
Come on, Andy, let's go to bed.
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Thanks, Mal.
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Oh, give him a minute, Elyse!
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- Come on, Andy.
- Well...
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The game's not over!
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You lose, Dad.
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Good night, Andrew.
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Okay, that's them.
Now, let's not forget
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that Rob and the kids
have really gone through
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a tough time lately.
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Let's try and remember
to be sensitive to that.
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You know, when I talked to Rob,
he didn't sound like
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a guy who'd been through
a tough time.
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He didn't sound down at all!
He sounded happy!
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GIRL:
Dad, will you stop bugging me?!
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MAN: Listen, Marilyn, if you're
going to talk to me that way,
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let's get back on the plane
and go home, that's all!
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Sounds happy as a clam.
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- (knocking)
- Here we go. - Uncle Rob!
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- Hey! - Hi! How are you?
- Hi, sweetheart.
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- Hey, Stevie!
- How you doing, bro?
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Hey! Who's this?
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Alex! Andy!
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Hi.
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Hey, look at you, Jonathan!
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You really shot up!
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How you been?
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I'm fine.
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And how you been, Marilyn?
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Fine.
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Well, everyone's fine.
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(laughs)
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That's fine.
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Marilyn, I think
you could fill them in
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a little more, don't you, honey?
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No, Dad, I don't.
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I really have
nothing else to say.
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I didn't want to come here,
the flight was miserable,
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and I'm counting the hours
till we go home.
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Mallory, can I talk
to you upstairs?
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Well, I find her candor
refreshing.
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Alex, I would really appreciate
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if you didn't read
the newspaper at the table.
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Why is that, dear?
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Don't call me "dear."
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And don't read the paper while
we're at the table together.
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Hey, Mal...
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we're not married.
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And isn't it wonderful?
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Look, if I want to read
at the table,
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I'm going to read at the table.
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Okay?
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There are no rules.
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It is considered proper
etiquette among civilized people
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to engage in conversation
at the table.
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All right.
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Engage me.
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No, you start.
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Why do I have to start?
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It's the gentlemanly thing
to do.
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(laughs) You're really getting
on my nerves, Mal.
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Okay. All right, fine.
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Okay, I'll start. I'll start.
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What the hell were you
and Marilyn talking about
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in the bathroom last night?
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You-you had the door locked,
you had the water running,
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and-and I couldn't hear a thing.
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None of your business.
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Nice chatting with you.
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Uh, what were you
and Marilyn talking about
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in the bathroom last night?
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Steven, really!
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That's none of our business.
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Unless Mallory wants to tell us.
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I am shocked.
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I am scandalized.
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When someone needs
to talk to someone,
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and they invite that someone
into the bathroom,
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that means complete secrecy.
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That's true. It's true.
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It's the international room
of secrecy.
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I'm surprised governments
don't meet in the bathroom.
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Marilyn just had
some things on her mind.
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Some pretty heavy stuff.
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Reaction to the divorce and all.
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But it's between Marilyn
and me...
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ROB:
Good morning!
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Good morning, Uncle Rob.
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- Hi, Rob.
- Hi, Rob.
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Could I get you some breakfast?
We got muffins...
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I've gotten to be quite
a good hand at breakfast lately.
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I swear, I'm eating like I'm 16.
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It's working outdoors;
that's what does it.
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Outdoors? Well, what are you
doing now, Rob?
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I'm working
for the phone company.
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Oh, Uncle Rob!
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Mallory, take it easy.
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- You're all flushed.
- Oh.
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What kind of work are you doing?
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I'm a lineman.
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You know, the guy
you see up on the poles.
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Up on the poles!
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Get her some water.
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No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I just think, well, it must be
pretty exciting being up there
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with all those conversations
whizzing by.
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Well, I'm glad
you found something
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that makes you happy, Rob.
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Although, I never thought
you'd be working outdoors.
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Quite a switch from being a CPA.
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Ah, that's just it, Stevie.
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I'm 45 and I'm the new guy
on the job.
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I'm learning,
I'm working with my hands,
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I'm fixing things.
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I'm outside in Buffalo,
7:00 a.m.,
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the wind's whipping off
the lake,
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uh, my hands are so cold,
I-I can't even hold my coffee.
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I got icicles
hanging off my nose
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and I've got a pole to climb.
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I mean, could you ask for more?
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No. It sounds great.
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Look at this. I got calluses.
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Oh, boy!
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Well, are they great?
I love 'em.
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It means I'm a lineman,
you know, a working stiff.
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(chuckles)
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We got to talk.
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I got to admit,
you never looked better.
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Ah, thanks, Elyse.
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I feel like a kid, you know?
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I'm working hard,
I'm playing hard...
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Oh! Did I tell you?
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I'm on a bowling team.
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Oh, God, no.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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The park was great!
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Marilyn swung me
all the way up to the sky.
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Andy, you weren't supposed
to tell anyone about that.
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Oh, I meant we were in
the sandbox the whole time.
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We have witnesses!
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And we didn't have ice cream
for breakfast, either.
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Well, that covers
what we didn't do.
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Well, that's great.
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I'm glad to see you cousins
are getting to know each other.
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Uh, can I get you
some breakfast?
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Oh, no, thanks, Aunt Elyse.
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I'll get something at the mall.
You ready?
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You're asking Mal if she's ready
to go to the mall?
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I don't go to the mall
that much, Alex.
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Mallory, the mannequins
wave to you.
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Marilyn? Mare?
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I, uh, I didn't know
you were going to be
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running off so early, honey.
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I-I thought maybe we could spend
some time together today.
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No, I'm going to the mall
with Mallory.
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Well, maybe this afternoon.
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I don't think so, Dad.
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I wouldn't want
to get in your way.
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Case you want
to pick up any girls.
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(door closes)
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Marilyn knows that I was seeing
Kathy when I was here last,
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that, uh, we were
having an affair.
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She won't forgive me for it.
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You know, she and Mallory were
locked in the bathroom talking
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with the water running for
more than an hour last night.
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- It's none of our business.
- I'll be darned.
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I only see her
one weekend a month.
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It's supposed to be more,
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but, uh, she doesn't want
to come, so I don't push it.
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I'm out there in space
with her somewhere.
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Some kind of mutant father
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who doesn't live in the same
house with his children,
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doesn't have a wife,
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doesn't even have a key
to his own front door.
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Doesn't know
what the hell he's doing.
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When he walked up to me,
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I swear I could feel
my knees turn to lasagna.
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Could you tell?
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Well, I wouldn't say lasagna
specifically,
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but I did see you sway.
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And then you stabilized.
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And I said to myself,
"She is a Keaton."
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I'm not imagining
how cute he is, am I?
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He is "to die for" cute.
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How old do you think he is?
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Well, at least 18.
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I mean, you have to be
to be a Marine.
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What?
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Oh, did I interrupt something?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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If I interrupted something
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and you'd like to continue
your little chat,
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may I direct you
to our bathroom facilities.
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Which, I believe,
are available at this time.
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Thank you, Alex.
That's very thoughtful.
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Oh, hey, think nothing of it.
Think nothing of it.
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Just go on up there,
lock the door, turn on the water
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and do that yakety yak.
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BOTH:
Yakety yak.
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Don't talk back.
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All right,
how is this for a great idea?
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Dinner, movie...
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And after, if everyone's good...
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- Ice cream.
- (chuckles)
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Whoa!
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Come on, Mare, you coming?
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Um, I-I can't, Dad.
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I'm going out. I have a date.
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No, you don't have a date.
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Oh, I do.
254
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Who's this date with?
255
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,592
A guy I met at the mall
with Mallory.
256
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,824
I'm sorry. No, you can't
run around a strange city
257
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,695
with a guy you met at a mall.
258
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,325
We're not going to be
running around.
259
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,404
We're going dancing
at the Hot House.
260
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,438
You remember the Hot House,
don't you, Dad?
261
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,270
That where you went dancing
with, uh, what's her name?
262
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,139
What was her name? Kathy?
263
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,609
Kathy.
264
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:50,980
That's not necessary, Marilyn.
265
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,345
And neither is
this little scene.
266
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,474
Good night.
267
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,356
I want you back by 11:00.
You hear me?
268
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,422
No, 10:30!
269
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,388
Do you hear that? 10:30!
270
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,790
(door closes)
271
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,567
Hey, Uncle Rob, what you doing?
272
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,641
I'm fixing this lamp
for your mother.
273
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:21,679
You know, Dad's been working on
that lamp for almost a year now.
274
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,510
He's almost got it
completely broken.
275
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,949
Yeah, well, he's not too happy
that I'm doing this.
276
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,351
Hurts his pride, you know?
277
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,049
He fancies himself
a real handy guy.
278
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,160
Dad handy?
279
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,455
He's one of the only living
Americans to lock himself
280
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,861
in the trunk of his own car.
281
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,325
What time do you have, Alex?
282
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,994
It's almost midnight.
283
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,696
I told Marilyn 10:30.
284
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,205
You heard me, right?
285
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,605
Oh, yeah. Hey, don't worry
about that, Uncle Rob.
286
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,837
I mean, she'll be back
any minute.
287
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,846
You just, you got to go
with the flow in these things.
288
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,280
Go with the flow, huh?
289
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,943
Oh, Alex, I can't wait
till you're a father.
290
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,751
Hey, when I have a daughter,
it's not going to be a problem.
291
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,689
She's not going to be able
to get across the moat.
292
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,031
Uncle Rob, um,
293
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,503
you and I, we're similar
kind of guys, right?
294
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,665
I mean, we're both conservative.
295
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,401
We're both Republican.
296
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,445
We're both... heady guys.
297
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:32,142
Granted, uh, you've... you've
been through a lot of change.
298
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,014
You know, what with
the divorce and all.
299
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,019
And maybe... you know, maybe
300
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,920
you're not as conservative
as you once were.
301
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,583
I mean...
302
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,958
maybe not even
a Republican anymore.
303
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:49,726
Although that would rip
my heart clean out.
304
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,202
But-but-but let's...
let's just say you're not.
305
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,330
(shudders)
306
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,700
I could understand that.
307
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,813
I mean, I could.
308
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,347
Hell, I've done it
for my parents.
309
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:07,646
But what... but what I can't
understand is why anyone
310
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,585
with your earning potential
would want to sit
311
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,591
at a table all night
and fix a lamp.
312
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,457
Well, it's
very satisfying, Alex.
313
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:22,090
This great feeling that comes
from working with your hands.
314
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,471
Are you still a Republican?
315
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,902
How's she coming, Robbo?
316
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,735
Ah, getting there, Stevo.
317
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,604
- Need a hand?
- No, Stevo.
318
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,110
Robbo doesn't need a hand.
319
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,611
Do you, Robbo?
320
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,739
No, Mommo.
321
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,547
Uncle Robbo's doing bueno.
322
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,920
Ah, if Pop could only
see us now, huh?
323
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,893
His two sons vying
for the chance to fix a lamp.
324
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,759
Would he laugh.
325
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,958
He always said, "You boys
are not going to use your hands.
326
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,092
"You're going to college...
no tools, you hear me?
327
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,603
"I don't want to see either
of you with even a hammer
328
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:04,539
in your hand unless
you're opening a coconut."
329
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,076
And yet, we both ended up
330
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,375
with tremendous ability
in this area.
331
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,309
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
332
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,011
- ELYSE: Good night, honey.
- STEVEN: Oh, good night, hon.
333
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,087
- Sleep well.
- Good night, Dad.
334
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,918
- Uh, Mal?
- Huh?
335
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,288
Marilyn, uh,
she didn't come back yet.
336
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,861
Did you meet the guy
she went out with tonight?
337
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,361
Uh-huh.
338
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,464
Oh, well, uh, who is he?
339
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,691
I mean, what's he like?
340
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,199
Um, well, I don't know
his name, Uncle Rob.
341
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,826
But don't worry,
she's in good hands.
342
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,666
He's a Marine.
343
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,170
Well, on that note,
344
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,179
I'm going to head up. Night.
345
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,443
- ELYSE: Good night, honey.
- ROB: Good night, Alex.
346
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,678
Uncle Rob, I got to know.
347
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,685
Are you?
348
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,187
Am I what?
349
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,086
Still a Republican.
350
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,693
Alex, I am.
351
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,523
I knew it.
352
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,858
I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it.
353
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:04,265
You-you-you may fix lamps
and you may climb poles, but...
354
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,870
you're not washed up yet.
355
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,303
Okay, well, I...
I'm going to sleep like a baby.
356
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,203
- Good night.
- Good night.
357
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,969
♪ From the Halls
of Montezuma... ♪
358
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,508
Well, it's after midnight
359
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,048
and my daughter's out
with the Marines.
360
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,582
Look, uh, Rob,
361
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,881
I don't begin to understand
how hard this must be for you
362
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,991
and Marilyn,
but you can't just abdicate.
363
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,649
You can't give way like this.
364
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,353
I can't afford to waste
the few hours a month I do get
365
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,828
to spend with her arguing
about these things, Stevie.
366
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,330
I want to be a good guy.
367
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,263
But you're her father, Rob.
368
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,927
By a thread, Steven.
369
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,266
I don't want to lose her.
370
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,671
So I'm letting her go.
371
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,073
That's no attitude, Rob.
372
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:49,078
You got to let her know
where the line is.
373
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,307
The line she can't cross.
374
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,781
You got to be strong.
375
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,853
Loving...
but strong and decisive.
376
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,012
Like you?
377
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,418
Like me.
378
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,548
Like him.
379
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,352
Damn right.
380
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,225
I've had two 17-year-olds.
381
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,336
And I know...
382
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,564
give them an inch,
they'll wipe you out.
383
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,266
I know.
384
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,274
I've been there.
385
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,845
So has she.
386
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,972
I was there with him.
387
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,615
It was hell.
388
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,120
I have daughters, Rob.
389
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,587
I know what
you're going through.
390
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,955
When Mallory turned 17,
391
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,119
I made it very clear.
392
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,423
I wanted to take
an active part in deciding
393
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,500
what type of young man
she would be dating.
394
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:46,297
How'd she wind up with Nick?
395
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,429
She didn't listen to me.
396
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,675
Come on, Andy,
it's after midnight.
397
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,301
- Don't you think it's time
for bed? - Shh.
398
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,311
Jonathan's telling a story.
399
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,915
Where's your manners?
400
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,678
Go on, Jonathan.
401
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,184
Well, now my mom's going out
402
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,515
with this guy
named Eddy Wheaton.
403
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,145
He's a real nice guy,
and she says
404
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,757
maybe someday
they'll get married.
405
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,450
I'm not so happy about that
406
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,995
because then my name becomes
Jonathan Keaton Wheaton.
407
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,132
So, how does it work, Jonathan?
408
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,703
I mean, when do you see your mom
and when do you see your dad?
409
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:20,930
I spend one week with each.
410
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,233
I go back and forth.
411
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,137
It's not bad.
412
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,677
So, your mommy and daddy can't
tuck you in on the same night?
413
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,303
I'm too old to get tucked in.
414
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,313
Let's say you weren't.
415
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,317
Then no, they can't
tuck me in on the same night.
416
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,648
That's wild.
417
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,851
Room for one more,
you wacky night owls?
418
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,190
Andy, it is...
419
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,231
nine hours past your bedtime.
420
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,732
Is, uh, Marilyn back yet?
421
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,301
No, no, she's not.
422
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,837
Uncle Rob's getting
a little worried about it.
423
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,997
Yeah, Dad gets worried
a lot lately.
424
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,836
What were you guys
talking about?
425
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,739
- We were talk...
- Nothing.
426
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:03,507
What were you
talking about, Andy?
427
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,344
Divorce.
428
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,644
It's not bad,
429
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,379
but you can't get tucked in.
430
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,819
Well, hey, hey, you guys can
talk about divorce all you want.
431
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,515
I won't say a word.
432
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,354
Oh, great, here it comes.
433
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,485
Divorce...
434
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,926
...does not affect me
in any way.
435
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,159
All right, well, first of all,
436
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,963
Mom and Dad
aren't going to get divorced
437
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,698
in the first place,
but even if they were...
438
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,603
I don't care.
439
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,005
I mean, you know, in a year
or two, I'm out of here.
440
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,771
A year or two?
441
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,608
Well, is there anything
we can do to speed that up?
442
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,217
My only concern
is that I'm going to have
443
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,013
to support Mom and Dad...
444
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,883
in their old age.
445
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,853
I mean, that's the question.
446
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,789
How much,
and when does it start?
447
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,363
Hi.
448
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,967
- Hello.
- Hello.
449
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,502
Uh, we were just
talking about you.
450
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,471
Andy, what in the world
are you doing up at this hour?
451
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,973
Waiting for you to tuck me in.
452
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,270
It's your fault.
453
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,776
We tucked you in.
454
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:11,110
Oh, then it must be my fault.
455
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,615
Come on, come on.
456
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,548
Let's go.
457
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,246
Alex doesn't care
if you get divorced.
458
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,289
- What?
- What?
459
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,789
No, no, no.
460
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,450
No, what I... what I said was
461
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,927
I didn't think you would
ever get divorced.
462
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,895
But if you did, I said...
463
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,491
ALL:
"I don't care."
464
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,734
(sighs)
465
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,268
What are you doing up?
466
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:44,473
Well, I could say I was hungry,
but, uh, I'm not.
467
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,049
Worried about Marilyn.
468
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,482
And you.
469
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,986
She's doing this to hurt me.
470
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,115
Doesn't take a major mind
to figure that out.
471
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:58,525
She had a nice life going,
and to her way of thinking,
472
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,598
I'm the one
who screwed it all up for her,
473
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:04,566
so she doesn't want me
to forget it.
474
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,728
I get the message.
475
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,839
Well, how about you?
476
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:08,997
How are you holding up?
477
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,165
Okay.
478
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,776
Yeah.
479
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,935
As lousy as this is, okay.
480
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,274
I did the right thing, Elyse.
481
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:20,317
Maureen and I
just ground to a halt.
482
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,317
We lost it.
483
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,945
That thing we had that was so...
484
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,217
wonderful,
it just went good-bye.
485
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,020
You know, it's funny...
I-I just flashed
486
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:32,392
to the night that Steven
brought me to meet you.
487
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,432
His married brother and his wife
in this... this apartment
488
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,501
on-on Bank Street
over the bakery.
489
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,695
Oh, that was a great bakery.
490
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,703
Gianfranco's.
491
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,401
The two of you were...
were unbelievably cute.
492
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,910
You're playing house,
but for real.
493
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,604
You know, it was so appealing.
494
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,375
So grown-up.
495
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,950
Something that I wanted so much.
496
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,054
Some of the greatest cannolis
I ever ate
497
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,486
came out of that bakery.
498
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,683
I remember how great
Maureen looked that night.
499
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,056
Her hair was all the way down
past her waist then,
500
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,130
and I remember all through
dinner, I... I was watching her,
501
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,664
and she was just looking at you.
502
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:11,496
Just laughing, you know,
just... just wild about you.
503
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:15,403
I used to get three of those
cannolis and go up on the roof.
504
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,532
I'd have a quart of milk
and the cannolis.
505
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,145
And I'd sing "That's Amore."
506
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,010
And I'd lie there,
looking up at the sky
507
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:31,020
in some kind
of Italian pastry coma.
508
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,522
That was quite a night.
509
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,025
Maureen made lamb stew.
510
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,391
We had some wine.
511
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,192
We had some more wine.
512
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,358
I remember we got to talking
about whether
513
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:47,962
Steven and I should quit school
and go to Newfoundland.
514
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,097
And run a lighthouse.
515
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,638
You said, "He can't fix a lamp."
516
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,642
"How is he going to run
a lighthouse?"
517
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,344
So Steven asked Maureen,
"What do you think?"
518
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,751
And... and she said,
"You know, if...
519
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,690
if you really love each other,
you can be happy anywhere."
520
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,055
Like Rob and me.
521
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:13,062
I remember after you left,
I said to Maureen,
522
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,564
"You know, that Elyse,
she isn't bad-looking."
523
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:18,430
Maureen said,
524
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,902
"No, she isn't.
Uh, she's bright and charming,
525
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,472
and Steven should be
very proud."
526
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:26,407
I said, "Yeah, boy,
did that doofus get lucky."
527
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,204
Where the hell is Marilyn?
528
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,839
Should I be getting
crazy here, Elyse?
529
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,314
Because I am...
I'm getting crazy.
530
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,249
It's ten of 2:00.
531
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:38,015
Well, just-just wait
it out, you know.
532
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:41,125
Just wait a little while longer,
and then maybe she'll...
533
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,688
You're not just saying that,
are you, Uncle Rob?
534
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,603
Saying what, Alex?
535
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,299
About being a Republican.
536
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:59,035
No, Alex, I am a Republican.
537
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:01,843
You're certain?
538
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,210
I'm certain.
539
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,250
Well, then, good night.
540
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,286
Good night.
541
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:10,479
'Cause if you're not...
542
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:11,782
I am, Alex.
543
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,517
I-I have an elephant
on my key ring.
544
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,890
Well, then, good night.
545
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,392
(phone rings)
546
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,696
Hello?
547
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,532
That's okay, honey.
We're still up.
548
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,663
He's right here.
549
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:34,939
Where are you?
550
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,048
All right, I'll come get you.
551
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,150
Oh, no. Oh, that's out
of the question.
552
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,946
Just give me the address.
553
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,385
Tell me where you are, Marilyn.
554
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,752
Marilyn, you don't
even know him.
555
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,622
Don't you dare hang up on me.
556
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,752
(click, dial tone drones)
557
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:02,002
She's going to spend
the night at his place.
558
00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:37,735
MAN:
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
559
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,036
(Ubu barks)
560
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:49,500
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