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♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪
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♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪
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♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I
STARTED BREATHING ♪
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♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪
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♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪
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♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T LOVE
EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪
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OK. BREAKFAST IS
JUST ABOUT READY.
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ELYSE, YOU CAN
CALL THE KIDS... NOW.
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JENNIFER, MALLORY, ANDREW, UH...
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WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE'S NAME?
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ALEX, I BELIEVE.
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ALEX. GOOD NAME.
BREAKFAST IS READY!
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AH, THIS IS SOMETHING,
ISN'T IT, ELYSE?
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HARD TO BELIEVE.
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IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
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IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US
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LIVING IN THAT
APARTMENT IN BERKELEY,
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FULL OF DREAMS, EVERY
DAY AN ADVENTURE.
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LOOK HOW IT ALL TURNED OUT, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, WORK WE
ENJOY, A HOUSE OF OUR OWN,
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AND 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
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LET'S FACE IT. WE GOT IT ALL.
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THESE EGGS ARE REALLY
STARTING TO HARDEN UP.
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GIVE THEM ANOTHER
CALL, WILL YOU, HONEY?
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YEAH.
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HEY, KIDS, LET'S GO!
BREAKFAST IS READY!
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THESE SUNDAY MORNINGS
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ARE MY FAVORITE
PART OF THE WEEK.
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THE SMELL OF BACON COOKING,
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A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE,
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SUNDAY PAPER, EVERYBODY
TOGETHER AT HOME.
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THERE'S NO PLACE
ELSE I'D RATHER BE.
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SAME WITH ME, HONEY.
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WE ARE REALLY AND TRULY BLESSED.
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AMEN.
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ELYSE, THESE PANCAKES ARE
TURNING INTO COMPACT DISCS.
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GET 'EM DOWN HERE, WOULD YOU?
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KIDS, COME ON,
LET'S GET DOWN HERE!
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BREAKFAST IS READY!
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NOT THAT WE DON'T
HAVE OUR PROBLEMS.
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NO.
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BUT WHEN I LOOK AROUND
AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT,
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I REALIZE HOW LUCKY WE ARE.
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REALLY, REALLY LUCKY.
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IF YOU KIDS ARE NOT
DOWN IN ONE MINUTE,
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BREAKFAST IS GOING
OUT THE WINDOW!
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WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING
ABOUT? IT'S SUNDAY MORNING.
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YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.
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WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER
US WHEN WE CALL YOU?
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WELL, IT SEEMS UNNECESSARY.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW US. WE'RE DECENT
PEOPLE WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.
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YOU GOT TO ASSUME WE HEARD
YOU AND WE'RE COMING DOWN.
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ALL YOU NEED TO
SAY IS, "COMING, DAD."
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OR "COMING, MOM."
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Kids: COMING DAD OR COMING MOM.
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NOW COULD WE GO BACK TO SLEEP?
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NO. NOW WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
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AND HAVE A GREAT BIG TRADITIONAL
OVERCOOKED BREAKFAST.
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THEN AFTERWARDS, WE'RE
GOING TO CLEAN HOUSE
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AND GET READY FOR UNCLE
MARVIN AND AUNT MICHELLE'S VISIT.
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NO, THAT'S NOT TODAY, IS IT?
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WEREN'T THEY JUST
HERE LAST WEEK?
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NO. THAT WAS LAST YEAR.
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OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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YOU ALL KNOW THAT MY
SISTER AND UNCLE MARV
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COME TO VISIT EVERY
YEAR AT THIS TIME.
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OH, YOU KNOW, AND NOW, THIS
WOULD BE A NICE OPPORTUNITY FOR US
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TO DISCUSS WAYS TO MAKE
THEIR VISIT MORE PLEASANT.
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HA HA HA.
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ARE THEY BRINGING THE KIDS, TOO?
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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STEVEN, YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR NIECE AND NEPHEW,
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MONICA AND MARV JR.
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MOM, THOSE TWO LITTLE CHARMERS
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COULD MAKE A CHILD-HATER
OUT OF DR. SEUSS.
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ALL RIGHT. COME
ON, GUYS. COME ON.
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR
MOTHER THAT THIS VISIT GO WELL.
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TO YOU, TOO, STEVEN.
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IT SHOULD BE
IMPORTANT TO YOU, TOO.
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IT IS, HONEY. IT IS!
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YOUR SISTER. MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
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IT'S ENORMOUSLY IMPORTANT.
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I SAW THAT, STEVEN.
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WELL...
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ELYSE, I'M JUST KIDDING YOU.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH MARV.
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PROBLEM? WHAT KIND
OF PROBLEM COULD I HAVE
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WITH A GUY WHO WALKS IN THE
DOOR, SLAPS ME ON THE BACK,
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THE FIRST WORDS
OUT OF HIS MOUTH ARE,
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"SAY, STEVIE, HOW MUCH
MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR?"
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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HOW MUCH MONEY DID
YOU MAKE LAST YEAR?
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WHEN ARE THEY COMING?
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THEY SHOULD BE HERE
IN TIME FOR DINNER.
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GOOD. GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO
PACK AND MOVE TO SOUTH AMERICA.
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OH, GOOD. THEY'RE EARLY.
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LET THEIR STAY HERE BEGIN.
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Marv: HEY!
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ELYSE! OH!
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HEY, GANG. HIYA, GANG.
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SO, STEVIE, HOW MUCH MONEY
DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR? HA!
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EVERYBODY!
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SAY HELLO... TO...
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BINGO!
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SO...
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IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS.
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YEAH. ALWAYS A MAJOR JOY.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO... WANT TO DO
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WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN
BEAUTIFUL COLUMBUS, OHIO?
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WE HAVE SOME OF THE
FINEST MALLS IN THE MIDWEST.
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NOT TO MENTION SOME
TERRIFIC MUSEUMS.
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WHAT IS THIS, TEEN TOURS?
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WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DO, MONICA?
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WHAT'S THE POINT
IN DOING ANYTHING?
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EXCUSE ME?
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I MEAN, IT'S CLEARLY FUTILE.
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GOING TO MUSEUMS, BALL
GAMES, SHOPPING MALLS.
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IT'S ALL JUST A MOMENTARY ESCAPE
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FROM THE UNAVOIDABLE
CERTAINTY OF DEATH.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER?
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HEY. HEY, MONICA.
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THAT'S KIND OF A MORBID
VIEWPOINT, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, PERHAPS YOU'RE ALL
JUST UNABLE TO FACE THE FACT
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OF YOUR OWN NONEXISTENCE.
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THE REALIZATION THAT
THE ONLY CERTAINTY
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IN THIS ABSURD UNIVERSE
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IS THAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
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WE'VE GOT SOME
TERRIFIC CEMETERIES.
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COME ON. LET'S GET OUT THE FUNERAL
DIRECTORIES, HUH? HAVE A BALL. COME ON.
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OH. HA HA.
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REMEMBER TOMMY RAMSEY?
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THE ONE FROM JUNIOR HIGH
WHO WANTED TO BE A DENTIST?
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YEAH.
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I RAN INTO HIM AT THE AIRPORT.
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HE IS A HARE KRISHNA NOW.
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OH!
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HEY...
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STEVIE, STEVIE.
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LET ME GIVE YOU
A HAND WITH THAT.
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OH, THANKS, MARV. I
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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AHH...
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MMM! MMM!
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YEAH, THANKS. I
THINK I CAN MANAGE IT
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THE REST OF THE WAY BY MYSELF.
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WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?
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IT'S TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLE.
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UNCLE STEVEN'S SPECIAL RECIPE.
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YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE
REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT.
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HEY, I'M ON VACATION.
I'M NOT EATING TUNA.
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I WANT PIZZA.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU IN THE CAR...
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YOU'RE GOING TO EAT
WHAT YOU'RE SERVED.
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THAT'S OK. WE CAN GET PIZZA.
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HE'S GOING TO EAT TUNA
CASSEROLE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO
EAT TUNA CASSEROLE.
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WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M
NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.
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BOY, THEY'RE JUST GROWING
UP RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES.
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ISN'T IT GREAT? HERE WE
ARE, ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
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I SURE MISS YOU GUYS. WE
SHOULD SEE YOU MORE OFTEN
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THAN JUST ONCE A YEAR.
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, I CAN SAY I REALLY
ENJOY HAVING YOU ALL HERE.
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STEVIE... WHAT KIND OF
A YEAR DID YOU HAVE?
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OH, VERY SATISFYING YEAR,
MARV. KIDS ARE HEALTHY,
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DOING WELL IN SCHOOL.
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ANDY STARTED PRESCHOOL.
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AH, NO.
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I MEAN FINANCIALLY.
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WELL, STEVEN HAD A TERRIFIC
YEAR DOWN AT THE STATION HIMSELF.
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HE PRODUCED A COUPLE
FIRST-RATE DOCUMENTARIES.
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WELL, THANK YOU, HONEY.
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I SAW A LOVELY DOCUMENTARY
YOU PRODUCED, STEVEN.
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IT WAS ALL ABOUT LITTLE
MICROSCOPIC CREATURES.
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OH! YOU MEAN PARAMECIUMS.
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WE'RE SPLITTING.
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I THINK YOUR PUBLIC
TELEVISION IS FOR SNOBS.
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OK, HORS D'OEUVRES,
EVERYONE, NOW.
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THEY ARE ALWAYS
ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE
SEVERELY UNDERFUNDED.
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SO? WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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COME ON, NOW. WE
SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING.
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WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
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I AM!
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I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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I LOVE NEEDLING STEVIE.
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AND YOU LOVE IT,
DON'T YOU, STEVIE?
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COME ON, ADMIT IT!
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I REALLY DO.
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UH, YEAH, MARV.
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THANKS FOR SHOWING US
THAT TAX RETURN OF YOURS.
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IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME YOU
HAD A TRULY FABULOUS YEAR.
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Marv Jr.: AND REMEMBER, EXTRA
CHEESE AND NO ANCHOVIES ON THIS ONE.
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THIS TIME GET IT RIGHT.
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YOU JUST KEEP CHEWING, MARV JR.
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DAD, I HONESTLY DON'T
THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.
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ALEX, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUT
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER,
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AND AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY 5 DAYS.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
RIGHT, DAD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WELL, EVERYONE SEEMS TO
BE ENJOYING THEMSELVES, HUH?
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH. I KNOW WE ARE, MOM.
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JUST... WE'RE JUST SAD
THERE'S JUST 4 DAYS,
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22 HOURS, 16 MINUTES,
AND 6 SECONDS LEFT TO GO.
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HONEY, I KNOW MARV'S NOT YOUR
FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE THE
EFFORT YOU'RE MAKING.
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YOU'RE BEING A WONDERFUL HOST.
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STEVIE, ALEX, GET IN HERE.
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MARV JR.'s GOING TO PUT A
WHOLE GRAPEFRUIT IN HIS MOUTH.
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OH, WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
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AREN'T YOU GOING
TO GO IN AND WATCH?
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NAH! I'VE SEEN IT
A HUNDRED TIMES.
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WHO DO YOU THINK
TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO IT?
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UH, MARV. MARV. COME ON, NOW.
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OH, STEVIE!
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YOU DON'T STILL HAVE
THAT SILLY NO CIGAR RULE.
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MARV, MARV.
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I'D REALLY APPRECIATE
IT IF YOU WOULDN'T.
231
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ALL RIGHT, FINE, STEVIE.
232
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,353
HEY! YOU KNOW MY MOTTO:
WHEN IN ROME... HEH...
233
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,455
HOW'S THE REST OF THAT GO?
234
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,992
WHY DON'T YOU GO
TO ROME AND FIND OUT.
235
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,462
COME HERE!
236
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,830
OH, GOSH!
237
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,066
IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH FAMILY.
238
00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,136
OHHH!
239
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,928
WHAT A KID.
240
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,578
UNCLE MARV... AUNT MICHELLE...
241
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,302
NO ONE KNOWS.
242
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,918
WHOA, NO!
243
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,653
WAIT A MINUTE.
244
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,489
WHERE, UH, WHERE DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
245
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,792
JUST OUT FOR A WALK.
246
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:28,031
WE'LL BE BACK IN 4 DAYS, 22
HOURS, 12 MINUTES, AND 13 SECONDS.
247
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,132
YEAH, WAIT. I'M COMING WITH YOU.
248
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,399
HOLD IT!
249
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,101
HOLD IT!
250
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,058
NOBODY'S LEAVING WITHOUT ME.
251
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,107
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
252
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,541
WE CAN'T GO.
253
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:43,579
I THINK IT WOULD REALLY
UPSET YOUR MOTHER.
254
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,281
DAD, MONICA'S DRIVING US CRAZY.
255
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:49,418
SHE KEEPS WRITING
PRACTICE OBITUARIES FOR US.
256
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,853
WE ARE STARVING OUT THERE.
257
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,756
OH, DON'T BOTHER YOURSELF.
WE'LL JUST HELP OURSELVES.
258
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,546
HEY. HEY!
259
00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:01,564
STEVIE, YOU'VE BEEN
HOLDING OUT ON US.
260
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,299
COME ON. COME ON,
BINGY. COME ON, BOY.
261
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,791
WE LIKE A LITTLE
SNACK BEFORE BED.
262
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,339
HEY.
263
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,375
OH, DAD, DAD, DAD.
264
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,478
WE HATE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
265
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,769
IS THERE ANYTHING WE
CAN DO TO HELP YOU?
266
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,673
KILL THEM.
267
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,868
MORNING, STEVIE.
268
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,903
HI...
269
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,973
HUH. YOU LOOK
TERRIBLE. DIDN'T SLEEP?
270
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,341
SLEEP?
271
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:49,846
HOW CAN I SLEEP WITH A 200-POUND
SAINT BERNARD ON MY HEAD?
272
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,903
DIDN'T DADDY TELL YOU NOT
TO BOTHER UNCLE STEVIE?
273
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,457
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CEREAL?
274
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,959
OH, I'M SORRY.
275
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,793
WAS THAT YOUR CEREAL?
276
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,318
WE DIDN'T REALIZE,
DID WE, BINGY.
277
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:16,372
SO, STEVIE, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT PLANNED FOR US TODAY?
278
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,109
I DO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND.
279
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,645
I'M GONNA TAKE
BINGO OUT FOR A WALK.
280
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,980
WHEN WE GET BACK,
281
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,648
TRY TO HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED.
282
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,484
YOU'RE MY HOST. ENTERTAIN ME!
283
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,653
COME ON, BINGY! COME ON, BINGY!
284
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,088
COME ON, BABY! COME ON!
285
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,512
I'LL FEED YA! I'LL
FEED YA! COME ON.
286
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,828
OH, HEY, DAD.
287
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,386
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
BREAKFAST WITH US THIS MORNING?
288
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,501
MARV?
289
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,337
AND BINGO.
290
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,160
HOW MANY DAYS LEFT?
291
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,430
3 DOWN, 2 TO GO.
292
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,179
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
293
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,680
SAVE YOURSELVES.
294
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,449
ALL RIGHT, OK.
295
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,783
THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS NOW.
296
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,486
DAD IS STARTING TO CRACK.
297
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,621
IT HASN'T BEEN
EASY ON US EITHER.
298
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,956
HANGING AROUND WITH MONICA
299
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,760
IS LIKE BEING IN AN
INGMAR BERGMAN MOVIE.
300
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:14,630
HANGING AROUND
WITH MARV JR. IS LIKE...
301
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,800
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE
HANGING AROUND WITH MARV JR.!
302
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:21,838
WELL, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF DAD.
303
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,472
LET'S AT LEAST GET
HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE,
304
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,641
GIVE DAD ONE DAY OF PEACE.
305
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,143
YEAH. I GOT AN IDEA.
306
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,478
WE COULD TELL THEM THERE'S
SOME FREE FOOD DOWNTOWN,
307
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,647
AND THAT'LL TAKE CARE
OF MARV AND MARV JR.
308
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,318
WHAT ABOUT MONICA? WHAT'S
GOING TO GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE?
309
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,274
WE'LL TELL HER
THERE'S A HANGING.
310
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,326
TOP OF THE MORNING,
MY WONDERFUL COUSINS!
311
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,829
MY MOTHER SAID
TO TRY TO BE NICE.
312
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,999
WELL, YOU'RE DOING A
GREAT JOB OF IT, MARV JR.
313
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,333
YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT!
314
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,501
I'M NOT WEARING YOUR SHIRT!
315
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,502
OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
316
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,338
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE A.P.K. STANDS FOR?
317
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,841
OH. A PERFECT COUSIN.
318
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,776
LISTEN, MARV JR...
319
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,046
ALEX, 3 DOWN, 2 TO GO.
320
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,948
HEY, LISTEN, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS
321
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,251
LIKE TO SEE THE
SIGHTS OF COLUMBUS?
322
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,075
OOH, THAT SHOULD BE
A FUN-FILLED 2 MINUTES.
323
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,624
WE COULD START OUT
WITH THE DOWNTOWN AREA,
324
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,126
THE COLUMBUS CENTRON,
THEN OVER TO GERMANTOWN.
325
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,229
MAYBE THE OHIO STATE ART MUSEUM?
326
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,598
I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.
327
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,468
MONICA, THERE'S A
WORLD OF EXCITING
328
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,303
AND INTERESTING THINGS
TO DO AROUND HERE.
329
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,971
WE COULD REALLY
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
330
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,073
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
331
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,911
THERE'S NOT MUCH DANGER OF THAT.
332
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,645
LISTEN, WHEN I'M ON VACATION,
333
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,970
NOBODY TELLS
MARV JR. WHAT TO DO.
334
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,907
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
335
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,826
YOU LITTLE TWIT.
336
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,162
YOU'RE COMING TO
THE MALL WITH US.
337
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,787
AND SO IS YOUR SISTER...
THE GRIM REAPER.
338
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,397
SO!
339
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,414
WHAT DO YOU KIDS
WANT TO DO TODAY?
340
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,071
WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING.
341
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,455
UH, WE WANT TO GO
TO THE STUPID MALL.
342
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,456
Michelle: OH!
343
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,124
WELL, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
344
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,193
COME ON, STEVIE. I'LL BUY
YOU SOME NEW THREADS.
345
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,529
GOD KNOWS YOU COULD USE THEM.
346
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,197
AND DON'T YOU DARE THANK ME.
347
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,999
WHAT'S A BROTHER-IN-LAW FOR?
348
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,902
NOW, COME HERE.
GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
349
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,258
HA HA HA HA HA.
350
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,243
JUST MISSING ONE PIECE.
351
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,567
MAYBE ONE OF THE MARVS ATE IT.
352
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,982
THAT'S A GOOD GUESS.
353
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,484
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SON.
354
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,388
THEY'LL BE LEAVING SOON.
355
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,278
3 DOWN, 2 TO GO.
356
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,327
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
357
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,162
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'VE REALLY ENJOYED
358
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,097
SPENDING THIS TIME WITH YOU.
359
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,598
I'M BEGINNING TO RELAX.
360
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,167
I THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.
361
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,958
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, DAD.
362
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,439
TIME FOR BED, ANDY.
363
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,107
JENNIFER'S READY TO TUCK YOU IN.
364
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,109
COME ON, KISS. MWAH!
365
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,278
KISS! MMM!
366
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,947
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY.
367
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,014
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
368
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,316
WHEW!
369
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,119
OH...
370
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,455
STEVEN, I KNOW THIS
HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR YOU.
371
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,457
BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU,
372
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,958
YOU WERE REALLY WONDERFUL TODAY
373
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,128
WITH MARV AND MICHELLE
AND ALL THOSE KIDS.
374
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,629
THANK YOU, HONEY,
BUT I CAN TELL YOU,
375
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,632
IT'S ALL BEEN WORTH IT JUST
TO BE HERE ALONE WITH YOU.
376
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,134
IT'S LIKE A SANCTUARY.
377
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,971
A COZY LITTLE HAVEN
WE CAN RETREAT TO.
378
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,261
YEAH.
379
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,763
HEY!
380
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,527
THANKS FOR THE
Q-TIPS, AUNT ELYSE.
381
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,369
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
382
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,820
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
383
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,210
GOOD NIGHT, STEVEN.
384
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,766
HELLO.
385
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,222
YES. I...
386
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,604
YEAH, WELL...
387
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,274
WELL, ONE... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
388
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,777
IT'S SOMEONE NAMED BUDDY
CALLING MARV FROM HAWAII...
389
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,778
COLLECT.
390
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:23,901
WHAT?
391
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,618
MARV! UH, IT'S BUDDY.
392
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,410
FROM HAWAII! CALLING COLLECT!
393
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,791
OH, THANKS, STEVIE.
394
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,459
I'M EXPECTING THE CALL.
395
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,794
HEY.
396
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,752
BUDDY? HEY! BUDDY!
397
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,969
BUDDY, WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
398
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,971
HA HA HA! OK, BUDDY.
399
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,807
BUDDY, LET'S GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS.
400
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,642
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
401
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,979
A CRUMMY 2,000 GROSS OF
CERAMIC PINEAPPLES? COME ON!
402
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,082
MARV, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THEIR BED?
403
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,416
THESE PEOPLE NEED THEIR SLEEP.
404
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,518
NOW, HANG UP!
405
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,585
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
406
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,754
LISTEN, BUDDY, I'LL
CALL YOU TOMORROW.
407
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,422
IN TAHITI.
408
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,590
OH, LISTEN, BUDDY.
409
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,759
HAVE THE PINEAPPLE
PEOPLE GIVE ME A CALL HERE.
410
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,428
YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF THE
PINEAPPLE PEOPLE GIVE US A CALL.
411
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,898
JUST GIVE THEM OUR
TOLL-FREE NUMBER.
412
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,800
BYE-BYE.
413
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,268
HEY, GUYS, GOOD NIGHT.
414
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,435
YOU SLEEP TIGHT.
415
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,770
OH, LISTEN, IF
BUDDY DOES CALL...
416
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,234
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
417
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,406
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
418
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,422
CAN I SLEEP HERE? I'M SCARED.
419
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,423
COME ON. COME ON.
420
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,293
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE.
421
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,229
HEY, WAIT. SAVE
SOME ROOM FOR ME.
422
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,613
YOU ALWAYS SAY WE SHOULD
SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER.
423
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,273
HI. I CAN EXPLAIN. AHEM.
424
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,908
THAT'S IT! HE'S GONE!
425
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,577
THEY ARE OUT OF HERE TONIGHT!
426
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,145
AND I MEAN NOW!
427
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,146
STEVEN!
428
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,748
ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE,
429
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,250
YOU AND THE KIDS CAN STAY.
430
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,875
ACTUALLY, ONLY YOU CAN STAY.
431
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,546
DO YOU GUYS GOT ANY REQUESTS?
432
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,051
YES, I DO. GET OUT!
433
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,767
WELL, I MUST SAY,
434
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:29,026
THIS HAS BEEN AS ENJOYABLE AN
EXPERIENCE AS I'M CAPABLE OF HAVING.
435
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,277
WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING US.
436
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,735
BUT I'LL TELL YA, NEXT
YEAR I'M GOING TO CLUB MED.
437
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,785
WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S FI...
438
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,353
MARV JR, YOU'RE
WEARING MY PANTS!
439
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,057
HEY! HEY!
440
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,625
WELL, ELYSE, WE TRIED.
441
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,195
NOW, REMEMBER, MICHELLE,
442
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,464
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
443
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,799
OH, IT'S A LOVELY OFFER, STEVEN,
444
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,535
BUT... WE CAME AS A FAMILY,
445
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,303
AND I THINK WE
SHOULD LEAVE AS ONE.
446
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,304
Steven: ALL RIGHT.
447
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:06,008
HEY, STEVIE! ELYSE!
I HAD A GREAT TIME.
448
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,809
ME, TOO, MARV.
449
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,445
SORRY IT HAD TO
END UP LIKE THIS.
450
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,479
OH, STOP, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
451
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,480
AND, HEY, LISTEN,
452
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,815
IF YOU'RE EVER IN
MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
453
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,317
PLEASE, DON'T YOU HESITATE
TO COME STAY WITH US.
454
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,461
WE'LL THROW YOU OUT! HA HA HA!
455
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,092
MARV JR. TOOK MY PANTS.
456
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,127
HE DOES THAT.
457
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,829
BYE-BYE.
458
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,997
BYE!
459
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,832
BYE!
460
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,333
Marv: BYE-BYE.
461
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,169
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
462
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,338
NOW THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.
463
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,007
JUST THE 6 OF US.
464
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,909
ONE HAPPY FAMILY.
465
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:45,514
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW
MARV IS IMPOSSIBLE.
466
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,371
AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE
NO FUN WHEN THEY'RE HERE.
467
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,186
BUT I LOVE MY
SISTER. I... I REALLY...
468
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,689
IT'S A GREAT JOY FOR
ME TO BE WITH HER.
469
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,781
SO PUT YOURSELF IN MY POSITION.
470
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,128
ALEX, MALLORY, YOU'RE
BROTHER AND SISTER.
471
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,953
YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. YOU
CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
472
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,670
WELL, FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE.
473
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,472
OK. YEAH.
474
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,808
OK. OK, WELL...
475
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,578
LET'S SAY MALLORY MARRIES
SOME GUY THAT ALEX DOESN'T LIKE.
476
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,647
LIKE NICK.
477
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,284
FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE.
478
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,853
OK. HOW DO YOU
HANDLE THAT SITUATION?
479
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,978
WE JUST DON'T VISIT EACH OTHER.
480
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,829
ELYSE, LOOK.
481
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,497
I WISH THIS COULD BE DIFFERENT,
482
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,999
BUT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY,
483
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,702
DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE
ALL GOING TO GET ALONG.
484
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,670
I REALLY TRIED.
485
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,807
AND I FEEL IN SOME SENSE...
486
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,208
I FAILED YOU.
487
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,209
US, TOO.
488
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,310
YEAH, WE'RE SORRY, MOM.
489
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,512
WE'RE SORRY, MOM. I BLEW IT.
490
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:54,016
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE
YOU SAYING THAT.
491
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,973
THEY'RE GONE!
492
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,480
SIT UBU, SIT.
493
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,504
GOOD DOG.
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