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Johnny Mathis: ♪ I BET
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪
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Deniece Williams: ♪ AND I
BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪
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♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I
STARTED BREATHING ♪
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♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪
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Both: ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪
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♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T LOVE
EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪
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♪ OOH HOO ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪
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DAD, CAN I HAVE THE
KEYS TO THE CAR, PLEASE?
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I HAVE TO GO TO THE MALL AND
GET ANDY SOME NEW CLOTHES.
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OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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ALEX JUST TOOK ANDY
SHOPPING YESTERDAY.
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HE'S GOT A WHOLE
WARDROBE FULL OF CLOTHES.
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MOM, WHAT IF HE WANTS TO
WEAR SOMETHING CASUAL?
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OH, MALLORY, PLEASE.
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CHILDREN'S CLOTHES
ARE INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE.
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WE SHOPPED FOR HIM.
THEN ALEX SHOPPED FOR HIM.
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SHOPPING'S OVER.
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ANDY, WHERE'D YOU
GET THAT OUTFIT?
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ALEX SAYS THIS IS WHAT
ALL THE KIDS ARE WEARING.
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THIS IS HIS MOST CASUAL
OUTFIT, BY THE WAY.
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EVERYTHING ELSE CAN ONLY
BE WORN AT A CORONATION.
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LOOK, DAD, WE'RE NOT GONNA
SPEND ANY MORE MONEY, OK?
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WE'RE JUST GONNA
RETURN WHAT ALEX BOUGHT
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AND JUST GET HIM SOME
NORMAL KID'S CLOTHES. THAT'S ALL.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUT
BE BACK WITHIN AN HOUR.
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WE'RE STARTING DINNER.
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YEAH, OK.
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DON'T FORGET SEAT BELTS.
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YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
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WHOA. HEY, I SEE YOU GOT
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YOUR ROUGH-AND-TUMBLE
OUTFIT ON, HUH?
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GOIN' OUT TO PLAY A LITTLE BALL?
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YEAH. BASEBALL.
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DON'T YOU BE AFRAID
TO SLIDE IN THAT GEAR.
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THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
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ALEX, THERE'S A MESSAGE HERE
FOR YOU. PROFESSOR RHODES CALLED.
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HE'LL BE COMING BY SOMETIME
TODAY WITH THE FINAL DATA.
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WHOA, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
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WELL, IT'S JUST A WILD GUESS,
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BUT, UH, I'D SAY IT MEANS
THAT PROFESSOR RHODES
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WILL BE COMING BY SOMETIME
TODAY WITH THE FINAL DATA.
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NICE TRY, DAD.
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THAT'S NOT RIGHT?
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WELL, THAT'S JUST
THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
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LOOK, IF PROFESSOR RHODES SAYS
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HE'S COMING BY TODAY
WITH THE FINAL DATA,
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IT MEANS HE'S MADE A BREAKTHROUGH
ON OUR RESEARCH PROJECT.
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MY NAME IS GONNA BE ON A
PAPER WITH DR. LLOYD RHODES,
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MY IDOL, MY MENTOR,
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THE FATHER OF
RHODESIAN ECONOMICS.
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I WONDER IF HIS NAME
SHOULD GO FIRST.
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CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY. I KNOW
HOW HARD YOU'VE WORKED ON THIS PAPER.
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OH, AND, MOM, DO YOU
KNOW THIS COULD PUT ME
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IN LINE FOR THE WILSON AWARD
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FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT
IN STUDENT RESEARCH?
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IT'S THE FIRST JEWEL
IN THE TRIPLE CROWN,
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FOLLOWED BY THE McKINLEY
AWARD FOR GRADE-POINT AVERAGE
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AND THE ADAMS FOR
NEATNESS AND APPEARANCE.
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OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
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HEY, HEY, PROFESSOR
RHODES, COME ON IN. WELCOME.
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THANK YOU, ALEX.
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LISTEN, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY PARENTS,
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STEVEN AND ELYSE KEATON.
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PROFESSOR. WELL, HELLO.
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VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
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HI. ALEX HAS TOLD
US A LOT ABOUT YOU.
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WELL, YOU HAVE QUITE A
REMARKABLE YOUNG MAN HERE.
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YEAH, AND ALEX HAS
TOLD US THAT, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, I... I REALLY
SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, ALEX,
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BUT I THINK YOUR
CONTRIBUTION TO THIS PAPER
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IS GONNA GET YOU
THE WILSON AWARD
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FOR OUTSTANDING
RESEARCH ACHIEVEMENT.
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THE WILSON AWARD, SIR.
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THOUGHT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.
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AS EMCEE AT AWARDS NIGHT,
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YOU'RE LIABLE TO BE
PRESENTING IT TO YOURSELF.
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OOH, I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.
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THAT WAY, NO ONE ELSE'S
FINGERPRINTS'LL GET ON IT.
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WELL, ALEX, HERE
IT IS, THE FINAL DATA.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
I'M HOLDING HERE?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN BURNED ON
THIS ONE BEFORE, BUT, UH...
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BUT I'M GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS
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AND SAY, UH, THE FINAL DATA.
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NICE TRY, MR. KEATON.
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BUT IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
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IT'S THE CULMINATION
OF MY LIFE'S WORK.
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IT'S THE LOGICAL
CONCLUSION OF 45 YEARS
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DEVOTED TO THE
FIELD OF ECONOMICS.
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AND MY NAME'S GONNA BE ON IT.
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AND MY NAME IS GOING FIRST.
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I GOTTA TELL YOU, PROFESSOR RHODES,
THIS IS A STUNNING PIECE OF WORK.
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"THE CONCEPT OF
DIMINISHING MARGINAL RETURNS
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"MUST BE REASSESSED
IN LIGHT OF THE ELASTICITY
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OF CONSUMER DEMAND..."
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"GIVEN VARIABLE INTEREST
RATES IN THE POST-KEYNESIAN ERA."
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I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST
SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL.
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WELL, ALEX, YOU'RE CERTAINLY
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THE MOST PASSIONATE
E-ECONOMICS ASSISTANT I'VE EVER HAD.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
ECONOMICS IS MY LIFE,
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AND IT'S JUST SO
THRILLING FOR ME
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TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH YOU,
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SPEND TIME WITH YOU.
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UH, LET'S KEEP THE
HUGGING TO A MINIMUM, ALEX.
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OH. SORRY.
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ALTHOUGH I CAN UNDERSTAND
YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
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I MEAN, YOU... YOU
HAVE A REAL TALENT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE
ONE OF THE GREAT ECONOMISTS
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OF YOUR GENERATION.
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PLEASE DON'T HUG ME.
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OH, PROFESSOR RHODES, I'D
LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SISTERS.
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THIS IS JENNIFER, THIS
IS MALLORY, AND THIS IS...
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WHO IS THIS?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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SAD, ISN'T IT?
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I DO NOT WANT A
3-YEAR-OLD BROTHER
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WHO LOOKS LIKE MAD MAX.
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I DO NOT WANT A
3-YEAR-OLD BROTHER
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WHO LOOKS LIKE
WINSTON CHURCHILL.
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PROFESSOR RHODES,
BACK ME UP ON THIS.
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OH, I KIND OF LIKE
WHAT HE'S WEARING.
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WH-WHERE DOES A PERSON
LIKE ME GET AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT?
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AT THE HIP TODDLER.
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
BE ON YOUR WAY, HUH?
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WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH
YOUR ECONOMICS HOMEWORK.
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MALLORY, MALLORY,
COME HERE. COME HERE.
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THIS IS HARDLY
ECONOMICS HOMEWORK.
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THIS WILL BE A LANDMARK
ECONOMIC TREATISE.
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"AN ECONOMETRIC ANALYSIS
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OF THE HOUSEHOLD'S
INTEMPORAL ALLOCATION
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UNDER ADDITIVE PREFERENCES."
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NOW I'M INTERESTED.
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ACTUALLY, IT'S MUCH MORE
INTERESTING THAN IT SOUNDS.
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YOU SEE, UNDERNEATH
ALL OF THAT JARGON,
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THERE'S A BASIC CONCEPT
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THAT MIGHT RELATE TO YOU MUCH
MORE READILY THAN YOU IMAGINE.
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PROFESSOR RHODES,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE.
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HERE. L-LET ME EXPLAIN.
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HERE. SIT DOWN, MALLORY.
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LOOK, SAY THAT YOU
WENT TO THE STORE
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TO BUY A PARTICULAR SKIRT
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AND THERE WAS A
BLOUSE IN THAT STORE
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THAT WOULD ONLY
GO WITH THE SKIRT.
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THIS IS SCARY.
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NOW SAY THAT THE PRICE OF
THE SKIRT ROSE DRAMATICALLY
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AND YOU COULDN'T
AFFORD IT ANYMORE.
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WOULD YOU STILL
WANNA BUY THE BLOUSE?
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WHY WOULD I WANT A BLOUSE
IF I HAD NOTHING TO GO WITH IT?
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EXACTLY. NOW YOU
UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT
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OF CROSS-ELASTICITY OF DEMAND.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SKIRT?
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NO, NO. THAT WAS
JUST AN EXAMPLE.
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WHAT COLOR WAS THE SKIRT?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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DOESN'T MATTER?
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EXCUSE ME, SIR. WITH
ALL DUE RESPECT,
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YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST
THING ABOUT ECONOMICS.
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DON'T FEEL BAD,
PROFESSOR RHODES.
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YOU WERE TAKING ECONOMICS
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WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.
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LISTEN, I HAVE TO RUN.
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YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THE
RAW DATA HERE, ALEX.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO PUT IT
UNDER THE PROPER SUBHEADINGS,
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AND BY GOSH, OUR
PAPER IS READY TO GO.
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IT'LL BE A PLEASURE
AND AN HONOR, SIR.
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EH, HUG UNDERSTOOD.
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HI, HONEY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE
OUTFITS THEY BOUGHT.
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A LITTLE BOY SHOULD NOT BE
SLEEPING IN SEQUINED PAJAMAS.
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HE LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE'S SON.
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THE GIRLS' INTENTIONS WERE GOOD.
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WISH I COULD SAY THE
SAME THING FOR THEIR TASTE.
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WHAT DO THEY EXPECT
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SHOPPING AT A STORE
CALLED THE HIP TODDLER?
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WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN
WHERE ALEX TOOK HIM...
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THE CORPORATE TODDLER.
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THIS IS ALL WRONG.
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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL
WORKING ON THAT SAME PROJECT.
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WHAT IS IT, ALEX?
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THIS... THIS IS CRAZY.
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THESE... THESE
FIGURES DON'T ADD UP.
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THEY JUST DON'T SUPPORT
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PROFESSOR RHODES' HYPOTHESIS.
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IS IT POSSIBLE YOU
MISCALCULATED?
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COME ON, MOM, I-I'VE GONE OVER THESE
THINGS A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS.
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IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
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I'M NOT FALLING FOR
THAT A THIRD TIME.
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IT MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TELL PROFESSOR RHODES
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THAT 3 YEARS OF RESEARCH
IS DOWN THE DRAIN,
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THAT ALL THIS WORK WAS IN VAIN.
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MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE
TO BREAK HIS HEART.
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COME IN.
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PROFESSOR RHODES?
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ALEX, HOW'S THE
FINAL CHECKING GOING?
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WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S WHAT I
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, SIR.
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IT'S, UH, DONE.
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WELL, TALK TO ME.
DON'T HOLD BACK.
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HOW DID IT COME OUT?
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SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
HOBBIES BESIDES ECONOMICS?
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NO. NONE AT ALL.
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YOU KNOW, A NICE STAMP COLLECTION
CAN REALLY CHEER A GUY UP.
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I'LL TRY IT SOMETIME.
BUT IN THE MEANWHILE,
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NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT
TO ME THAN ECONOMICS
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AND SPECIFICALLY
THIS PAPER OF OURS.
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THEY HAVE STAMPS WITH HORSIES
ON THEM AND DUCKIES AND...
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THERE'S AN ELVIS ONE.
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ALEX, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH OUR PAPER?
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SIR, I'M SORRY. I
TABULATED THESE FIGURES.
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THEY DON'T SUPPORT
OUR HYPOTHESIS.
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THE... THE ENTIRE
FOUNDATION OF OUR THEORY,
226
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OUR WHOLE PREMISE,
EVERYTHING WE WORKED FOR,
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IS INVALID.
228
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STAMP COLLECTION, YOU SAY?
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YOU CAN BOUNCE BACK FROM THIS.
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I MEAN, THINK OF ALL
THE FAMOUS PEOPLE
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WHO FAILED BEFORE
THEY WENT ON TO GLORY.
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00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,120
THINK OF THE WRIGHT
BROTHERS, SIR.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
RUNNING JUMPS THEY TOOK
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BEFORE THEY REALIZED THEY
NEEDED TO BE IN A VEHICLE TO FLY?
235
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,096
THIS IS QUITE A BLOW.
236
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,299
I WAS HOPING THIS
PAPER'D BOOST MY CAREER.
237
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,602
SIR, YOUR CAREER DOESN'T
NEED ANY BOOSTING.
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YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR
PROFESSORS ON THIS CAMPUS.
239
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,173
YOU ASK ANYBODY IN THE
ECONOMICS DEPARTMENT.
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THANKS, ALEX, BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
241
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,547
IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE A
POPULAR, GOOD TEACHER ANYMORE.
242
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:15,051
UNIVERSITIES ARE LOOKING
FOR SUCCESSFUL RESEARCHERS.
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PUBLISHING IS THE KEY.
244
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,888
IT'S PUBLISH OR PERISH.
245
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,656
WELL, IT'S NOT MORE
IMPORTANT THAN TEACHING.
246
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,059
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO... I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE,
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JUST, UH, ME AND MY
INVALID HYPOTHESIS.
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I UNDERSTAND.
249
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,671
I'M ONLY SORRY THAT I BROUGHT YOUR
HOPES UP ABOUT THE WILSON AWARD.
250
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,508
OH, COME ON, SIR. I DON'T REALLY
CARE ABOUT THE WILSON AWARD.
251
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,177
I'M ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOU,
252
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,113
YOUR POSITION IN THE DEPARTMENT.
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I'M COMPLETELY OUT
OF THE RUNNING, HUH?
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,621
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, ALEX.
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS.
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YEAH.
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THANKS.
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DEAN ELLIS, LLOYD RHODES.
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LISTEN, I... GREAT NEWS.
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00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,540
MY PAPER IS COMPLETED,
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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,043
AND I THINK IT'S A BREAKTHROUGH.
264
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,545
OH, YEAH. IT'LL... IT'LL BE
READY FOR PRESENTATION
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00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,047
AT THE AWARD CEREMONIES.
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00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,184
OH, YES. IT'S
DEFINITELY PUBLISHABLE.
267
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,551
YEAH.
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00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,609
THANKS. I'LL BE TALKIN' TO YOU.
269
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,828
OK, HOW DOES THIS SOUND?
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IT'S MY OPENING REMARKS
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00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,064
FOR TONIGHT'S AWARDS BANQUET.
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"MY FELLOW ECONOMISTS,
DUE TO A GRAVE ERROR,
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"TONIGHT'S WILSON AWARD
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"WILL NOT BE GOING
TO ALEX P. KEATON.
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I SUGGEST EVERYONE
GO HOME IMMEDIATELY."
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THIS CAME FOR YOU, HONEY.
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YEAH.
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IT'S THE PROGRAM FOR
TONIGHT'S AWARDS BANQUET,
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WHAT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN THE BIGGEST NIGHT
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OF PROFESSOR RHODES' CAREER.
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I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT IT.
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I MAY JUST CATCH
THE FLU FOR THIS ONE.
283
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,098
LISTEN TO THE TOPICS.
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00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,100
"LABOR UNIONS IN BURMA.
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"THIRD-WORLD MONETARY SPIRALS.
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"AN E-ECONOMIC ANALYSIS
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OF THE HOUSEHOLD'S
INTEMPORAL..."
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00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,976
WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THIS ONE.
289
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,145
THIS IS THE ONE ABOUT
THE SKIRT AND THE BLOUSE.
290
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,647
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE SKIRT AND BLOUSE?
291
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,182
WELL, THERE'S A... THERE'S
A SKIRT IN THE WINDOW...
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00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,583
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
293
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,218
WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME SEE THAT.
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00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,720
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
295
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,254
IT SA... IT SAYS IN HERE
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THAT OUR PAPER IS SCHEDULED
TO BE PRESENTED TONIGHT.
297
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,260
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THAT PAPER WAS INVALID.
298
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,261
IT IS INVALID.
299
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,729
THESE FIGURES HAVE
ALL BEEN CHANGED.
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00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,731
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
301
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,036
LET'S JUST ASSUME I DON'T.
302
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:51,574
IT MEANS THAT EITHER
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE,
303
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,097
OR PROFESSOR RHODES...
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00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,979
IT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE.
305
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,271
WELL, ASK HIM WHAT
STORE THAT SKIRT WAS IN.
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00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,121
COME IN.
307
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,557
YOU BUSY, SIR?
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00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,628
NO. I WAS JUST REVIEWING
PROFESSOR MARSHALL'S LATEST BOOK...
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00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,564
POST-INDUSTRIAL
MACROECONOMICS IN ASIA.
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00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:19,034
HAVE YOU SEEN THE PROGRAM
FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER?
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00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,169
OH, YEAH.
312
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,538
THOUGHT THEY DID A LOVELY JOB.
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00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,142
I WAS PARTICULARLY TAKEN
BY THE, UH, NEW TYPEFACE.
314
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:30,412
YOU KNOW, I-IT SAYS IN THERE THAT WE'RE
GONNA BE PRESENTING O-OUR PAPER TONIGHT.
315
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,882
I WAS GONNA CALL THE PRINTERS,
TELL 'EM THEY MADE A MISTAKE.
316
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,551
ALEX, IT'S NOT A MISTAKE.
317
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,554
BUT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NO SUPPORT FOR OUR THEORY.
318
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,057
I MEAN, OUR PAPER IS
COMPLETELY INVALID.
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00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,392
THE... THE NUMBERS
ARE A-ALL FABRICATED.
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00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,283
I ADMIT IT NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.
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00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,067
WAIT A MINUTE.
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00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,570
SIR, YOU CAN'T GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.
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00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,072
IT'S WRONG!
324
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,109
YOU KNOW, IT'S MORALLY
AND ETHICALLY WRONG.
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00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,100
ALEX...
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00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,882
YOU KNOW...
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00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,584
I AM UNDER MORE PRESSURE
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00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,087
THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
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00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,589
IF I DON'T PUBLISH THIS PAPER,
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00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,026
THE UNIVERSITY IS GOING
TO SQUEEZE ME OUT.
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00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,528
WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR
STUDENTS LOOK UP TO YOU,
332
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,596
NOT JUST FOR YOUR
KNOWLEDGE OF ECONOMICS
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00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,432
AND YOUR ABILITY TO TEACH IT,
334
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,768
BUT FOR THE WAY YOU MAKE US
BELIEVE THAT HONESTY AND INTEGRITY
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00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,871
ARE AN ECONOMIST'S
MOST VALUABLE TOOLS.
336
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,539
ALEX, GROW UP, WILL YOU?
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00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,040
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
338
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,578
THAT TEACHING HAS BECOME
A... A BUSINESS LIKE ANY OTHER?
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00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,046
PUBLICATION BRINGS PRESTIGE.
340
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,547
IT ATTRACTS ENDOWMENTS.
341
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,349
IT ATTRACTS MONEY.
342
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,854
NO ONE IS MORE INTERESTED
IN ATTRACTING MONEY THAN ME.
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00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,056
I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE
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00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,725
TRYING TO ATTRACT MONEY.
345
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,083
I'M GONNA NAME MY
KIDS AFTER MONEY.
346
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,335
BUT I KNOW THAT THIS IS WRONG.
347
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,203
ALEX...
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00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,471
YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN
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00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,072
WITH A YOUNG MAN'S IDEALS,
350
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,575
AND THAT'S EXACTLY
AS IT SHOULD BE.
351
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,578
I AM AN OLD MAN WHO
IS BEING PUSHED OUT
352
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,012
BY A YOUNG BREED OF TEACHER
353
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,816
WHO WOULD RATHER SIT
BEHIND A WORD PROCESSOR
354
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,151
THAN STAND IN FRONT OF A CLASS.
355
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,941
I AM A DINOSAUR.
356
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,623
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO THEM.
357
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,292
THEY DIDN'T PUBLISH ANY PAPERS,
358
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,876
AND THEY BECAME EXTINCT.
359
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,564
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
360
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,068
AM I SUPPOSED TO BLINDLY GO
ALONG WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
361
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,805
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT THIS PAPER
IS A DELIBERATE, CALCULATED FRAUD?
362
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,340
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO STOP ME.
363
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,509
WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
364
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,544
I HOPE YOU WON'T.
365
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,347
I HOPE YOU'LL LOOK
THE OTHER WAY.
366
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,516
AND BELIEVE ME,
367
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,808
BEFORE LONG, THIS
WILL ALL BE FORGOTTEN.
368
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,546
NOT BY ME.
369
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,166
SURELY, THE INTERNATIONAL
MONETARY FUND
370
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,735
CANNOT REFINANCE THIS
DEBT WITHOUT GUARANTEES
371
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,092
FROM THE WORLD BANK
AND ESTABLISHED CREDITORS.
372
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,942
THIS IS INCREDIBLY BORING.
373
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,110
ALL THESE DULL,
POMPOUS ECONOMISTS.
374
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,981
IT'S LIKE BEING IN A
ROOM FULL OF ALEXES.
375
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,650
I WISH I HAD BEEN
SMART LIKE MALLORY
376
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,352
AND FAKED THE FLU.
377
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,121
COME ON. LET'S GO.
378
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,990
OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST.
379
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,125
IT'S BETTER THAN LAST YEAR.
380
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,461
SOME OF MY FAVORITE
ECONOMISTS ARE HERE.
381
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,929
ANY CHANCE FOR AUTOGRAPHS?
382
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,098
SURE, I KNOW IT'S EXCITING...
383
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,100
ALL THESE ECONOMISTS
ALL DRESSED UP,
384
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,703
TALK OF INTEREST
RATES EVERYWHERE.
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00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,204
SEE THOSE HORS D'OEUVRES
386
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,340
SHAPED LIKE THE
TREASURY DEPARTMENT?
387
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,430
IT'S A MAGICAL NIGHT.
388
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,080
AH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
FOR SOME REASON,
389
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,116
I CAN'T SEEM TO GET
IN THE SPIRIT OF IT.
390
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:58,020
FOR ONE THING, I HAVE TO PRESENT
SOMEBODY ELSE WITH THE WILSON AWARD,
391
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,423
WHICH I SHOULD OBVIOUSLY
BE PRESENTING TO MYSELF.
392
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,125
AND THEN THERE'S THIS PROBLEM
WITH PROFESSOR RHODES.
393
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,960
I MEAN, MY... MY
IDOL, MY MENTOR,
394
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,929
A MAN I'VE PATTERNED
MY WHOLE LIFE AFTER
395
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,465
IS GONNA GO UP THERE
AND DECEIVE THIS AUDIENCE,
396
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:13,402
AND I HAVE TO INTRODUCE HIM.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
397
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,094
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME MY HERO, A REALLY BIG LIAR...
398
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,210
DR. LLOYD RHODES.
399
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,146
YOU START OFF WITH A JOKE.
400
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,010
SHE'S STARTIN' TO WIND
UP. I BETTER GET UP THERE.
401
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,585
AND THUS,
402
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,587
THE INDUSTRIAL
NATIONS MUST ESTABLISH
403
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,589
THE VIABILITY OF I.M.F. LOANS
404
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,591
TO DEVELOPING
THIRD-WORLD NATIONS.
405
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,649
THANK YOU.
406
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,902
EACH YEAR,
407
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,905
THE LELAND ECONOMICS DEPARTMENT
408
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,775
HONORS THE MOST OUTSTANDING
STUDENT RESEARCHER
409
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,911
WITH THE THEODORE
F. WILSON AWARD.
410
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,734
BESIDES THIS...
411
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,018
HANDSOME COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE...
412
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,622
THIS YEAR'S WINNER WILL RECEIVE
413
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,124
A SEMESTER'S SCHOLARSHIP
414
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,149
TO STUDY AT THE LONDON
SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS.
415
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,567
THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S
THEODORE F. WILSON AWARD IS...
416
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,336
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
417
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,337
ALEX KEATON!
418
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,339
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
419
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,275
UM, THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S
WILSON AWARD IS EVE KIMBALL.
420
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,333
OH, THAT'S AN "E." EVE KIMBALL.
421
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,589
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO
THANK PROFESSOR MARSHALL
422
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,592
FOR LETTING ME DO
RESEARCH WITH HER. A-AND I...
423
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,860
OK, THAT'S TIME, EVIE.
424
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,595
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
425
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,097
BUT, ALEX, NOBODY
ELSE HAD A TIME LIMIT.
426
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,099
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, EVE.
427
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,123
WE'RE JUST... WE'RE
RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND.
428
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:01,409
WHICH BRINGS ME TO
OUR FINAL PRESENTATION
429
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,433
OF THE NIGHT.
430
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,448
UH, A PAPER...
431
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,784
TO BE PRESENTED
432
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,741
BY DR. LLOYD RHODES...
433
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,623
A MAN THAT I'VE WORKED
VERY CLOSELY WITH
434
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:18,761
AND HAVE GOTTEN
TO KNOW VERY WELL.
435
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,429
YOU KNOW, I HAD A
HARD TIME TONIGHT
436
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:25,100
TRYIN' TO THINK OF, UH, WHAT
TO SAY ABOUT DR. RHODES
437
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,103
THAT WOULD SHED
SOME LIGHT ON WHO HE IS
438
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,339
AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR.
439
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,675
BUT I KNOW THIS.
440
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,678
WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT'S
MOST IMPORTANT TO ME
441
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,679
HERE AT LELAND,
442
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,281
MOST OF THE
TIME, I THINK OF HIM.
443
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,917
AND I KNOW I SHARE THAT FEELING
444
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,586
WITH EVERY STUDENT WHO'S
EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE
445
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,811
AND THE PLEASURE OF
SITTING IN HIS CLASSROOM.
446
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,595
I ADMIRE THIS MAN TREMENDOUSLY.
447
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,598
AND I KNOW WHEN I LEAVE LELAND,
448
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:59,101
I'M GONNA LEAVE WITH
A CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF
449
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,103
AND A LOVE FOR ECONOMICS
450
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,738
THAT HE TAUGHT ME.
451
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,740
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
452
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,598
UH, DR. LLOYD RHODES.
453
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,638
THANK YOU, ALEX.
454
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,922
THAT WAS A TEACHER'S
DREAM COME TRUE.
455
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,825
YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST
STARTED TEACHING AT LELAND,
456
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,961
THINGS WERE A LOT
LESS COMPLICATED.
457
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,696
WE DIDN'T HAVE ALL
THESE AWARD CEREMONIES
458
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,065
AND PUBLISHING CONTRACTS.
459
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,567
WE TAUGHT BECAUSE WE LOVED KIDS,
460
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,404
AND WE WANTED TO SEE THEM GROW.
461
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,405
NOW IT'S DIFFERENT.
462
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,073
COLLEGE ISN'T FOR
STUDENTS ANYMORE.
463
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,430
IT'S FOR THE PROFESSORS.
464
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,335
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE
COMPETITION MYSELF.
465
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,082
I CAME HERE
466
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,585
INTENDING TO PRESENT
A PAPER TONIGHT,
467
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,108
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
468
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,891
A PAPER THAT IS A
COMPLETE FRAUD.
469
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,761
I WAS GOING TO GO
THROUGH WITH IT,
470
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,764
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I
HAD TO TO KEEP MY JOB,
471
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,100
TO PROVE MY WORTH
TO THE ADMINISTRATION.
472
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,303
BUT IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS,
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
473
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,772
I AM A TEACHER.
474
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,707
AND IN A COLLEGE,
475
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:16,445
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THAT.
476
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,547
SOMEONE REMINDED ME OF THAT...
477
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,803
TONIGHT.
478
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,051
SO, UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
479
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,054
I DON'T HAVE A PAPER
TO PRESENT TONIGHT,
480
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,258
BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS
INFINITELY MORE IMPORTANT.
481
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,560
I HAVE, I HOPE,
482
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,762
THE ESTEEM,
483
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,830
THE RESPECT,
484
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,733
THE ADMIRATION OF MY STUDENTS,
485
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,568
AND FOR A TEACHER,
486
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,904
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THAT.
487
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,528
THANK YOU.
488
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,485
WELL, ALEX, THAT'S THAT.
489
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,587
NO AWARD FOR YOU,
490
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,757
AND NO RESEARCH
PRESENTATION FROM ME.
491
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,293
TOUGH NIGHT, HUH?
492
00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:08,063
I WAS JUST PROUD TO BE
YOUR STUDENT TONIGHT.
493
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,598
THANKS, ALEX.
494
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,166
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
495
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,433
I KNOW.
496
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,958
HUG UNDERSTOOD.
497
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,627
HUG REQUIRED.
498
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,309
LET'S STRIKE A
NICE NATURAL POSE.
499
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,666
OH, JUST A MINUTE.
500
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,410
SIT, UBU, SIT.
501
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,067
GOOD DOG.
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