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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:02,810 [Music] 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,680 so 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:19,199 [Music] 4 00:00:19,199 --> 00:00:22,199 so 5 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,640 so 6 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:49,730 [Music] 7 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,520 genie 8 00:01:57,759 --> 00:02:00,479 hi i'm home hi darling hi what are you 9 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:02,880 doing i'm having a crisis 10 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,000 i don't know whether to mash these 11 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,840 potatoes french fry them lioness them or 12 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,239 hash brown them try stashing them we are 13 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:11,760 celebrating wonderful 14 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,000 what are we celebrating 15 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,760 well my good news oh that is very sweet 16 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,560 of you 17 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,560 master darling 18 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,400 but i already know you're retiring 19 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:25,920 yeah 20 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,879 but 21 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:29,120 what you don't know is that uh general 22 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,360 hatton has asked me to back up colonel 23 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,680 clapper as shuttle commander on next 24 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,879 month's shoot 25 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:36,800 sweetheart it's gonna be a very special 26 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,360 mission this is a deep space probe it's 27 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,000 gonna be a very exhilarating flight 28 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,040 as exhilarating as 29 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:48,589 [Music] 30 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,680 this what'd you do this for 31 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,239 the celebration is over you promised me 32 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:55,440 that you were getting out of the space 33 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,080 program for the love of general 34 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,159 hatton is giving you a retirement party 35 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:02,480 tomorrow the party is still on this is 36 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,319 just one more mission oh there will 37 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:05,840 always be just one more mission we have 38 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,159 been through this before tony you have 39 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:10,800 paid your dues you have been on more 40 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,120 missions than anybody else the other 41 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,720 astronauts are beginning to call you 42 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,920 pops 43 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,599 those guys who are calling me pops have 44 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:20,640 got a lot less hair than i do 45 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,040 now wait a minute could we discuss this 46 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,480 right side up oh 47 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,680 i have been stuck down here on earth 48 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,599 while you have been soaring through the 49 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:34,000 heavens i have not had a husband and tj 50 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,920 has not had a father do you know what we 51 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,720 have had a visitor from outer space now 52 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,720 wait a minute i am just a backup to 53 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,879 colonel clapper 54 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:44,959 i don't even go unless he falls out you 55 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:47,519 know that never happens 56 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,879 i still wish you would tell him no 57 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,640 if you prefer 58 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,799 i will tell him for you no i don't want 59 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,159 you to do that 60 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:59,360 i'm a do-it-yourself kind of guy 61 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,400 could i have my martini back 62 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,879 huh thanks uh another alex i had a like 63 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:07,200 lunch 64 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,000 where was i doing it yourself 65 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,360 right 66 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,680 i like the fact that we are a a normal 67 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,799 family 68 00:04:14,799 --> 00:04:17,199 and that tony junior is your average 69 00:04:17,199 --> 00:04:19,600 red-blooded american kid who who doesn't 70 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,519 know that his mother is a genie so let's 71 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:24,400 leave it that way okay cheers 72 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,160 have you forgotten that your average 73 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,120 red-blooded american kid might have some 74 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,040 green corpuscles running through his 75 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,400 veins 76 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,400 tj a genie gin jen genie whatever look i 77 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,240 know he doesn't have your powers you 78 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,639 know when tj blinks his eyes i think it 79 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:42,000 probably means he's got something in 80 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,759 them i mean he shows absolutely no 81 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,919 science questions what 82 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,160 uh responsibility 83 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,440 you left your skateboard out in the 84 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,840 driveway oh he he did not do that i did 85 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,840 it you what were you doing with tj 86 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,400 skateboard well i have to do something 87 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,000 constructive with my day while you are 88 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,080 being sweet talked into just one more 89 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,840 mission hey dad i thought you were 90 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,440 hanging it up you know turning off the 91 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,520 old afterburners uh-huh uh-huh i thought 92 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,720 so too 93 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,320 well 94 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,800 okay i mean who wants to be a backup to 95 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,560 colonel clapper i'll tell the general 96 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,840 he'll have to get somebody else oh 97 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,160 oh that's great dad means you and i are 98 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,520 gonna be spending a lot more time 99 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,639 together 100 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:22,080 right 101 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,950 i'll be right down charizard 102 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:28,139 [Music] 103 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,039 oh 104 00:05:29,039 --> 00:05:31,230 what an animal 105 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,549 [Music] 106 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:36,560 i'm looking forward to this interview 107 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,160 i've been reading your magazine for 108 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:38,690 years 109 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:40,720 [Music] 110 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,960 good girl but she sure could use a 111 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,639 decorator 112 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,560 here are the scrapbooks of my husband's 113 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,800 press clippings there were more but i 114 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,720 dropped them 115 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,960 a mrs nelson i just love your house 116 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,120 you know what it says to me 117 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,039 it says here live two happy people oh a 118 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:03,520 house never lies 119 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,319 of course we have had our ups and downs 120 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:09,440 as in any normal marriage uh more tea 121 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,280 did you say g n 122 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,400 t 123 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,360 t 124 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,230 well all right 125 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:20,319 [Music] 126 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:22,240 it's not exactly 127 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,639 a normal marriage between a mortal and a 128 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,720 genie and that is going to be the theme 129 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:31,280 for my article for genie's home journal 130 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,120 my memory's failing so i'm going to have 131 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,000 to take notes 132 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:41,199 i think my power is failing too oh 133 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:44,400 well at last oh nothing works like it 134 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,800 used to 135 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,440 now tell me everything all the juicy 136 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,800 details 137 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,560 everything sheriff oh promise your hair 138 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,400 oh it's shared 139 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,720 that's your hair i i still cannot 140 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,160 believe that you want to do a feature 141 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,800 about tony and me i mean after all we 142 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,599 have been married now for 15 years but 143 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,280 sweetie that's what makes you so 144 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,800 newsworthy 145 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,560 our genie readers are fed up with the 146 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,919 1001 stories on how my powers made me a 147 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:18,160 fortune in the stock market 148 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,960 and that same old questionnaire on are 149 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,160 you still fit at 400 oh but that is not 150 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,720 easy no 151 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,319 they want to know what it's like being 152 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:32,250 married to a mortal a famous one of that 153 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,520 [Music] 154 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,199 what it is like to be married to tony 155 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,440 well you might say it has been one big 156 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,280 blast off 157 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,199 we moved from the cape to houston and 158 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:45,440 tony remained an astronaut well i 159 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,400 remained 160 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,080 at home 161 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,680 mrs nelson 162 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,879 how does it feel to have your husband 163 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:53,120 orbiting the earth well naturally i 164 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,199 would like to be with him but it makes 165 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:57,120 him so nervous when i wave at him from 166 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,479 outside the window 167 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,560 you wave at him from outside well i 168 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,879 would not dream of interfering inside 169 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,759 the spacecraft 170 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,160 major tony nelson is walking to the 171 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,840 space shuttle entering the elevator 172 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,599 getting ready for his fourth ride into 173 00:08:13,599 --> 00:08:14,570 space 174 00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:17,440 [Music] 175 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,680 with tony away so much i was so lonely 176 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,520 that i even welcomed a visit from my 177 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,319 never loving sister 178 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:27,319 groovy 179 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,280 but he sure could provide you with a 180 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,320 better bottle this is pretty tiny 181 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,519 oh no it is quite comfortable oh don't 182 00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:38,958 kid me sis you must be cramped in there 183 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:42,400 oh no truly i will show you 184 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:46,080 [Music] 185 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,399 see it is most cozy 186 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:50,080 glad you like it darling because from 187 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,800 now on it's home sweet home 188 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,560 and then there was good old friendly 189 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,600 roger 190 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,399 maybe a little too friendly 191 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,160 you mean the only way i can make him 192 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,399 happy is to leave him 193 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:04,320 great so 194 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,240 well 195 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,480 i do not want to leave him but 196 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,080 if that is the only way i can make him 197 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,279 happy i guess i must 198 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:16,640 but where will i go 199 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,200 well since this is an emergency of why 200 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,839 don't i come to the 201 00:09:20,839 --> 00:09:23,120 rescue you mean you would be my new 202 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,279 master well that's the least i can do 203 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:28,080 for my old friend oh thank you major 204 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,240 healy of course mission control 205 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,160 obviously did without tony once in a 206 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,800 while or we never would have had tony jr 207 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,800 one more question mrs nelson how does it 208 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,320 feel taking care of a new baby while 209 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,399 your husband's up there in space ah well 210 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,250 both things keep me up at night 211 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,920 [Laughter] 212 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,600 now if you will excuse me please i have 213 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,480 another engagement thank you very much 214 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:57,200 [Music] 215 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,360 oh mrs nelson i 216 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,360 how did the baby get dressed like that 217 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,519 well there there is this darling little 218 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,160 shop down at the mall oh 219 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,560 i don't understand goodbye 220 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,680 bye 221 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,200 i could have recommended that that 222 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,120 reporter see a psychiatrist friend of 223 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,000 ours 224 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,640 only thanks to me poor dr bellows was 225 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,360 having problems of his own 226 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,330 [Music] 227 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:22,320 [Applause] 228 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,880 i'm not cracking up 229 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,440 i'm not cracking up 230 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,399 i'm 231 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:28,670 not 232 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,040 [Music] 233 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,410 little tony junior was growing up 234 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:37,689 [Music] 235 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:46,000 we got rid of them 236 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,120 [Music] 237 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,560 [Applause] 238 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:54,760 nelson is not at home 239 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,440 i'm sure 240 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:30,720 [Music] 241 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,600 down boy 242 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,839 there's even a happy ending 243 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:40,399 tony has put in 20 years as an astronaut 244 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,680 and now he's looking forward to 245 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,600 retirement and spending more time with 246 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,360 tony junior and me 247 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,360 and are you looking forward to it as 248 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,320 well 249 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,160 oh well if a genie could grant her own 250 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,839 wish that would be mine 251 00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:53,920 our readers are just going to eat this 252 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,920 up 253 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,240 nine thousand nine hundred ninety eight 254 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,440 nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine 255 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,079 ten thousand 256 00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:09,440 and now he's looking forward to 257 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,680 retirement and spending more time with 258 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,360 tony junior and me 259 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,560 couldn't you just gag 260 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,920 and i thought this marriage would be 261 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,519 over before the bridal bouquet turned 262 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:22,480 brown 263 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,920 you're not the only one who's 264 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,000 underestimated your sister 265 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,440 remember it was i king of all the genies 266 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,480 who predicted dire consequences if she 267 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,440 married a mortal a lovely home a darling 268 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,600 son a husband who adores her and now 269 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,480 this 270 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,839 i should suffer such dire consequences 271 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,839 well enough already 272 00:12:43,839 --> 00:12:46,720 we'll just have to see what we can do 273 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,519 to break it up oh do you mean it hard of 274 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,440 course 275 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,399 your sister is setting a bad example for 276 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,959 the other genies pretty soon they'll all 277 00:12:56,959 --> 00:13:00,560 want to marry mortals and have babies i 278 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,800 cannot allow this marital bliss to 279 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,600 continue it disturbs the natural order 280 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,399 of things 281 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:08,240 what shall i do shall i put a herd of 282 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,079 camels in their garden 283 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,079 shall i turn tony into a serpent with 284 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:13,360 two heads 285 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,399 something a little more subtle 286 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:20,240 more worthy of your inimitable talents 287 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,279 i'm sure a suitable scheme will occur to 288 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,519 you 289 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,810 i don't seem to be getting anywhere 290 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:29,290 [Music] 291 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,530 [Applause] 292 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:33,569 [Music] 293 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:37,200 i could not be more relieved that he is 294 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,279 leaving the space program and entering 295 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,279 civilian life 296 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,480 where i will be sure that he is safe 297 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:51,970 [Music] 298 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,920 excuse me 299 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,920 is this general hatton's office 300 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,279 yes then he's rather big 301 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,600 i didn't see you come in i know 302 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,079 do try to be more alert 303 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,760 i just wanted to congratulate the 304 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,600 general on his selection of nellie hunt 305 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,120 for the next mission captain hunt hmm 306 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,279 you must be mistaken she hasn't been 307 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:18,079 selected for colonel clapper's team 308 00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:20,000 are you sure 309 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,440 well this is captain hunt's dossier and 310 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,440 she's not due to go up until mission 311 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,079 after next 312 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,600 i have the official list right here and 313 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,000 no there are no woman astronauts on 314 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,639 colonel clapper's team sorry we can't 315 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,079 win them all 316 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,479 you want a bad 317 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:53,199 [Music] 318 00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:55,110 yes sir 319 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,480 [Music] 320 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,800 yes sir i'll be right in 321 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,800 you'll have to excuse me 322 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:14,320 [Music] 323 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,839 sir here are the members you selected 324 00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:18,720 for the next mission 325 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,079 [Music] 326 00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:23,360 hunt 327 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,639 what 328 00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:26,399 captain nelly hunt what's her name doing 329 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,120 on this list nellie hunt 330 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,839 i'm sorry general i hadn't i simply have 331 00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:34,800 no explanation well you better have the 332 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,120 very notion of 333 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,480 nelly hunt on colonel klappa's team 334 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,120 what a sensational idea 335 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,350 i'm glad i thought of it 336 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:47,680 [Applause] 337 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,600 well just don't stand there lieutenant 338 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,920 carry on 339 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,639 [Music] 340 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,000 morse 341 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,720 and coleman 342 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:14,079 [Music] 343 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:17,079 yes 344 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:24,720 [Laughter] 345 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,920 poems are made by fools like me 346 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,720 but only clapper can hit a tree i beg 347 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,720 your pardon oh i was just commenting on 348 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,639 your shot colonel clapper 349 00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:36,720 i'll comment on my own shot thank you 350 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,680 you are the colonel clapper aren't you 351 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,440 shuttle commander of the next mission i 352 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,079 would be that clapper yes 353 00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:47,199 and who are you anyway oh i'm merely the 354 00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:49,199 golf pro at the exclusive omar kayam 355 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:51,440 country club oh 356 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,519 never heard of it 357 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,680 that's how exclusive it is 358 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,120 well 359 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,040 do you think that you can 360 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,880 do anything for me 361 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,639 colonel clapper 362 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:05,199 i'm going to help you out 363 00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:07,119 i'm going to help you the way i've 364 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,839 helped hundreds of men over the years 365 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,319 who've been eternally grateful i'm going 366 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,250 to straighten out your hook 367 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,199 [Music] 368 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,039 lean over the ball real close bend from 369 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,359 the waist that's it now put your toes 370 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,039 and your knees in close together 371 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:25,679 together to get very good all right now 372 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,599 turn your head so it touches your 373 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,520 shoulder hands up to the chest into the 374 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,120 chest real high very good now when you 375 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,520 hit the ball be sure you stop your swing 376 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,730 quickly we don't want any wasted motion 377 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:42,400 [Laughter] 378 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,620 all right let's try it oh 379 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:52,050 [Music] 380 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:55,139 [Applause] 381 00:17:56,390 --> 00:18:05,919 [Music] 382 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,630 oh 383 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:20,809 [Music] 384 00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:24,480 hey jim how's it going 385 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,000 hey you guys look younger and i keep 386 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,360 getting older and older i don't know 387 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,559 what it is 388 00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:30,240 what do you say with a little champagne 389 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,840 still like the old bubbly 390 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,120 hey it's just great to be together with 391 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,880 the old guys not to mention they're 392 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,360 pretty wise right oh a little bubbly 393 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,640 here see you feel good seeing you again 394 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,640 huh 395 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,600 roger oh what a pleasant surprise i did 396 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,440 not think i would see you here 397 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,520 well just because i'm rich and retired 398 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,880 doesn't mean i don't want to party with 399 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,480 my buddies and check out the new 400 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,240 groupies yeah well that too that too 401 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,720 tony i i got us some hors d'oeuvre i 402 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,240 think he's already started on dessert 403 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,039 i have never seen her around before 404 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:11,840 neither have i if she's with nasa i bet 405 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,240 he regrets retiring i know i do you are 406 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,360 not tony 407 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,690 that's another thing i regret 408 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,720 [Music] 409 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,200 i'm rich and retired 410 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,840 there's a woman with a very determined 411 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,679 look coming this way you think she wants 412 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,600 her autograph she's already got mine on 413 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,440 a marriage certificate sorry to have 414 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,600 left you so long anthony 415 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,679 uh but i yeah i just had to call and see 416 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:38,000 if tj was all right at home tj is our 417 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,440 son 418 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,520 i am his wife 419 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,200 tj's mother 420 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,520 genie this is nellie hunt she's a member 421 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,240 of the space shuttle team oh you are an 422 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,440 astronaut well how exciting for a woman 423 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,520 how exciting for anyone yeah that's what 424 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,280 i've been telling genie he is going to 425 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,600 miss it but tj and i will keep him busy 426 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,280 really well general hatton said that 427 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,399 tony might be our backup c.o 428 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,190 enjoy the party both of you 429 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,289 [Music] 430 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,880 hmm 431 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,640 they do not make astronauts the way they 432 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,799 used to oh we're making progress isn't 433 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,720 it wonderful 434 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,250 i i mean i really admire her attributes 435 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,919 [Music] 436 00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,559 genie what i'm trying to say is one man 437 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,320 wouldn't appreciate what she's got going 438 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,080 for her 439 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,080 that's not what i'm trying to say what 440 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,000 i'm trying to say is that she's bright 441 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 she's intelligent she's got a great 442 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,240 independent spirit she's really an 443 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,200 exceptional woman a person 444 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,240 [Music] 445 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,450 your ty is lopsided 446 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,120 [Music] 447 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,400 anthony 448 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,760 have you not yet told the general that 449 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,679 you were really and truly retiring well 450 00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:51,120 it's been a kind of a hectic day you 451 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,880 know i i was busy i was going to tell 452 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,320 them this afternoon 453 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,559 good good idea let us go do it right now 454 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,240 well wait let's get some champagne first 455 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,870 uh 456 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,000 [Music] 457 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,600 well thank you major butler mrs butler 458 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,039 good of you to come 459 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,520 tony i have been looking for you yes sir 460 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,919 uh sir about your request that i serve 461 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,840 as backup commander 462 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,440 even though i know this is a very 463 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,840 important mission 464 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,960 even though i would love to train with 465 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,360 that crew you can i can't 466 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,120 i can't why not 467 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,720 oh that is very thoughtful of you 468 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,240 general hatton i mean after all it is 469 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,760 his retirement party then wait wait a 470 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,320 minute why can't i the reason you can't 471 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,880 serve as backup commanding officer tony 472 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,720 is that i would like you to serve as 473 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,159 commander 474 00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:38,559 colonel clapper is scruff he threw his 475 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:41,840 back out taking golf lessons so you see 476 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,200 tony we need you the mission needs you 477 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,559 your country needs you 478 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,039 well sir i i don't know what to say well 479 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:52,960 then take a time think it over and make 480 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,200 a decision in the next few minutes 481 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,640 of course i'll respect your personal 482 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,679 wishes but a newcomer like nelly hunt 483 00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:02,320 needs a seasoned veteran at the helm yes 484 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,840 hey 485 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,320 but you should have said no 486 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,400 well i wanted to let him down easy i 487 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,240 mean did you hear what he said 488 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,320 he needs me the mission needs me our 489 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,600 country needs me i need you 490 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,440 please let's not argue in front of the 491 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,550 guests 492 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:27,280 [Music] 493 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,360 now we can argue well i don't want to 494 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,760 argue are you crazy i mean this is a 495 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,919 general's party this is treason 496 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,880 how do you do lovely party oh hello 497 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,960 george you're looking very well i'm 498 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,950 sorry i'm so late 499 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,640 [Music] 500 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,000 are you going to tell general hatton 501 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,760 that you are definitely retiring that's 502 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,520 blackmail are you going to tell him well 503 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,360 i guess i was going to but but i don't 504 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,080 like to be pushed ah hello general 505 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,400 hatton how very nice to see you general 506 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,280 have you noticed anything strange going 507 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,678 on here 508 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,760 i better get back on my liver pills 509 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,520 well but put that back 510 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,480 what'd you do that for 511 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,440 i always eat when i am upset 512 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,520 um besides what is so terrible about my 513 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,600 having a mind of my own 514 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,679 just a few moments ago you were praising 515 00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:27,600 nellie hunt for her independent spirit 516 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,600 well independent spirit is fine but not 517 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,440 in my wife no 518 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,679 i'm going to go eat some more wait wait 519 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:38,159 there's a tummy looks normal hello roger 520 00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,760 well aren't you going to introduce me to 521 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,180 your friend 522 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,840 [Music] 523 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,200 no 524 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,559 oh well i'm dr alfred bellows 525 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,400 how do you do i used to be the base 526 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,159 psychiatrist but now i'm in private 527 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,559 practice 528 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,880 i notice you don't shake hands uh 529 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,159 a phobia about germs no doubt 530 00:23:58,159 --> 00:24:00,799 why don't you come and see me 531 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,880 my god 532 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,730 come and see me anytime 533 00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:04,990 [Music] 534 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:08,089 [Applause] 535 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,080 perhaps i should come and see me 536 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,320 will you stop this please this is crazy 537 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,640 it's very embarrassing they cannot feel 538 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,960 anything 539 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,760 why isn't this line moving 540 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,400 pardon me sir 541 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,200 got its mass hysteria 542 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,400 i don't care whether they can feel 543 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,760 anything or not it's embarrassing it's 544 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,360 embarrassing to me it's embarrassing to 545 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,240 you 546 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,880 now we're in for it here comes bellows 547 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,559 genie tony 548 00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,320 there's something very weird going on 549 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,720 around here oh really like what well 550 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,650 like nobody's talking nobody's moving 551 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,919 [Music] 552 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:53,339 [Applause] 553 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,480 guys everywhere 554 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,520 so 555 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,918 you've done it to me again haven't you 556 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,600 okay fellas would you hold it a minute 557 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,600 uh hello hello hello is this thing 558 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,720 working oh it's working uh ladies and 559 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,720 gentlemen may i have your attention well 560 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,799 the time has come to say goodbye to 561 00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:23,840 colonel tony nelson or should i say pops 562 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,120 but before i give you my hilarious 563 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,120 ad-lib speech of farewell which i have 564 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,158 been rehearsing all week 565 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,080 colonel nelson and i have some 566 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,600 unfinished business 567 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,799 tony 568 00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:39,279 yes sir everyone here knows that poor 569 00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:41,520 colonel clapper is in the hospital 570 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,919 and everyone here wants to know if 571 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:46,400 you'll take his place 572 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:50,080 uh not in the hospital on the mission 573 00:25:51,679 --> 00:25:53,919 well tony what's the answer oh we all 574 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,919 hope it'll be the right answer the 575 00:25:55,919 --> 00:25:57,760 patriotic answer 576 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,679 the american answer 577 00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:04,600 what do you say tony one for the road 578 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:16,590 [Applause] 579 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:21,840 [Music] 580 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,240 genie wait 581 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,529 [Music] 582 00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:33,559 thank you very much 583 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:40,329 [Music] 584 00:26:53,110 --> 00:26:56,310 [Music] 585 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,400 sweetheart listen i've got to get over 586 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,000 the base i'm late i've got to be in a 587 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,159 briefing 588 00:27:04,159 --> 00:27:05,279 you're uh 589 00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:07,919 still angry huh 590 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,600 i can tell cause ordinarily you don't 591 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,320 mug the bed 592 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,919 now that's my genie 593 00:27:15,919 --> 00:27:18,000 sweetheart you know last night was the 594 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,440 first night that we went to sleep 595 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,919 without talking 596 00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:23,360 and this morning is the first time we 597 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,360 ever woke up without talking 598 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,440 you are a deceitful deceptive 599 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,039 double-crossing unprincipled 600 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:31,440 unscrupulous snake in the grass 601 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,760 human on the other hand i like silence 602 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,760 silence is good you promised me you 603 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,360 would not take that mission 604 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,640 you promised me you wouldn't interfere 605 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,960 with my life 606 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,200 collapsing a tent is not interfering in 607 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,880 your life it is when i'm under it 608 00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:51,980 [Music] 609 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,320 wait a minute 610 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,320 why are you packing 611 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,619 [Music] 612 00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:01,279 oh come on you're not leaving just 613 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,200 because i postponed my retirement for 614 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,670 one more mission 615 00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:05,840 [Music] 616 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,520 it is those little things that hurt a 617 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,440 lot oh jamie please sit down 618 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,080 listen sweetheart i promise you this is 619 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,200 the last time no you have promised this 620 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,919 is the last time for the last time 621 00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:22,320 anthony i have put my life on hold for 622 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,880 you but now i am going to get on with it 623 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,520 if nelly hunt can become an astronaut i 624 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,480 can also have an independent spirit 625 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,120 and become an exceptional woman it's not 626 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,120 the same thing nelly hunt has been 627 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,559 training for years to be part of the 628 00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:38,480 space program ah 629 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,919 i can fly rings around her exactly 630 00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:44,080 you're a genie you're not a mortal woman 631 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,600 you can't even lead a normal life 632 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,840 without me you can't even pack a bag 633 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,990 without a lot of hocus pocus 634 00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,760 [Music] 635 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,120 listen give me a hand with this ty would 636 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,720 you one of the guys is coming by to pick 637 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,430 me up 638 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:56,820 [Applause] 639 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,050 [Music] 640 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,879 very funny 641 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,240 genie please come on listen you know you 642 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,600 used to be so pliable i missed that you 643 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,840 were my master and i wished only to 644 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,600 serve you that that is what genies are 645 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,679 made for 646 00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:17,520 but i have been doing this sort of thing 647 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,919 since 64 bc 648 00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:23,279 and i think i am fed up 649 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:24,960 just my luck you get fed up in this 650 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,840 century 651 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,720 that is one of the guys 652 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,399 don't you do it don't you do it now 653 00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:42,480 listen what we need to do is calm down 654 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,320 think things over and realize how 655 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,000 idiotic you're being 656 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,520 you know something genie you're just not 657 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,600 equipped to go it alone in this world 658 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,080 have you seen my briefcase 659 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,480 you do your thing and i will do mine and 660 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,840 we will meet later and find out what 661 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,000 this marriage is all about i am going to 662 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,240 the base when i get back i expect you to 663 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,480 be here when you get back tj and i will 664 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,520 be gone 665 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,279 when i get back you'll have dinner on 666 00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:09,120 the table and we'll discuss it then 667 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,799 once i left my briefcase downstairs 668 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,919 so 669 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:22,760 i cannot even pack a suitcase huh 670 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:32,880 [Music] 671 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,000 old habits die hard 672 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:45,399 [Music] 673 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,120 what what was that what was what that 674 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,919 well 675 00:30:49,919 --> 00:30:51,120 your clothes i 676 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,840 i saw them oh oh you mean nothing 677 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,080 oh well that that is the way i always 678 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,159 send my clothes out to be cleaned oh 679 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:03,679 come on mom that was that was like magic 680 00:31:03,679 --> 00:31:05,840 um 681 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,880 yeah well it uh it was magic hey i 682 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,000 didn't know you could do tricks like 683 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,159 that you're better than doug henning 684 00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:13,279 ha 685 00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:16,399 that amateur huh 686 00:31:16,399 --> 00:31:18,000 tj do you remember when you were a 687 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,760 little boy and i used to read the 688 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,840 arabian nights to you 689 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,640 oh sure all about alibaba and sinbad and 690 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,880 aladdin and all those genies 691 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,519 they are your relatives 692 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,120 tj 693 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,679 i am a genie oh sure and i'm michael 694 00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:37,280 jackson it is time you knew the truth 695 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,849 [Music] 696 00:31:42,159 --> 00:31:43,679 wow 697 00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:45,279 wow 698 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:47,519 but but if you're a genie how'd you get 699 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:49,760 to be my mother oh 700 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,240 that is a long story 701 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,480 and it all started with this bottle 702 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,760 i haven't been in it for a long time 703 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,679 but at one time i was imprisoned in here 704 00:31:59,679 --> 00:32:01,200 by a wicked gin because i would not 705 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,279 marry him 706 00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:05,840 i was corked up for ages 707 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,159 ages i'll give or take a century oh now 708 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,919 you're really putting me on oh no no 709 00:32:09,919 --> 00:32:11,840 believe me i missed the entire 710 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,080 renaissance 711 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,320 or was it the industrial revolution oh 712 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,399 we studied them in history either way 713 00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:20,159 you didn't miss much 714 00:32:20,159 --> 00:32:21,600 but if if you were quirked up in that 715 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,439 bottle how'd you get to meet dad 716 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,559 come on i'll show you 717 00:32:30,399 --> 00:32:31,760 take my hand 718 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,480 but do not be afraid come on 719 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,039 i am your mother 720 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:40,540 [Music] 721 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,440 [Applause] 722 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,969 [Music] 723 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:53,279 [Music] 724 00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:54,559 where are we 725 00:32:54,559 --> 00:32:58,559 this is a tiny island in the pacific 726 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:03,720 [Applause] 727 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,080 [Music] 728 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,080 what's that doing here 729 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,720 this is a long time ago before you were 730 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,840 born 731 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,360 he was on a mission 732 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,039 and his capsule straight off course and 733 00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:16,799 he ended up on this beach 734 00:33:16,799 --> 00:33:19,600 and what happened to him 735 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,000 see for yourself 736 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:37,489 [Music] 737 00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:39,950 uh 738 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:56,559 [Music] 739 00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:58,690 so 740 00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:26,159 [Music] 741 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,800 oh 742 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,710 [Music] 743 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:33,679 [Applause] 744 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,599 [Music] 745 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:38,199 positively awesome 746 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,449 positively romantic 747 00:34:40,449 --> 00:34:41,839 [Music] 748 00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:43,520 must have gone further into orbit than i 749 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,520 thought 750 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:52,719 anyway 751 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,199 eventually we got married and you had me 752 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:58,400 and you missed happily ever after 753 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,760 not that you would know it right now 754 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,320 mom 755 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,880 is that how come you were packing 756 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,320 tj 757 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,760 you and i are going to move out for a 758 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,160 while and live by ourselves 759 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,720 don't you love dad anymore oh yes honey 760 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,599 i love him very very much but you know 761 00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:21,760 sometimes two people have to sort of get 762 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,280 away from each other for a while so they 763 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,960 can come back together and have a better 764 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,160 marriage 765 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,920 can you understand that 766 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,960 nope 767 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,560 but then i don't understand a lot of 768 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,520 things about grown-ups 769 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,599 but just remember 770 00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:36,960 i'm the only kid i know with his 771 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,720 original set of parents and i'd sure 772 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,680 like to keep it that way 773 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,640 no 774 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,280 what if dad's a real person and you're a 775 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,480 genie what does that make me 776 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,800 well honey um 777 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,040 i'm just not sure 778 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,040 the chief of all the gin said that 779 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,520 a child of mine could go 780 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,200 either way 781 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,200 then i might be able to blink like you 782 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,680 and and do nothing well that is one way 783 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,640 of putting it yes 784 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 i wish for 785 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,799 a motorcycle 786 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,000 where's my chopper 787 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,079 well you you could still get your powers 788 00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:17,520 maybe uh 789 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,760 next week or next month the next year or 790 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,320 maybe not at all 791 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,640 or maybe not at all 792 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,359 you might just remain a wonderful mortal 793 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,320 boy 794 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,240 well that's no fun 795 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,320 if i have magical powers i bet i'd rate 796 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,800 with melissa who is melissa she's got 797 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,800 the locker next to me in school and talk 798 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,400 about fine 799 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,280 oh well that says melissa so 800 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,880 i would like to meet her 801 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,400 well maybe 802 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,960 if you promise not to you know 803 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,320 do nutty things i promise 804 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,000 listen we had better get back home you 805 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,599 must go to school and i must go 806 00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:56,320 apartment hunter 807 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,939 [Music] 808 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,330 i'll never get used to this 809 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:09,770 [Music] 810 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,040 trouble in paradise 811 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,560 [Music] 812 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,560 how many times have i told you not to do 813 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,560 that while i'm driving you call this 814 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,240 driving you're in reverse gear 815 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,760 oh go away 816 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,880 it was just a slight tip 817 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,160 oh 818 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,880 dear a hundred years war started over 819 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,200 something slighter than that 820 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,000 i know a major blow up when i eavesdrop 821 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,839 on one well 822 00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:43,680 tony's not ever going to change so it is 823 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,880 up to me 824 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,200 i am going to earn his respect i'm going 825 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,839 to be totally 826 00:37:48,839 --> 00:37:51,359 independent i'm even going to look for a 827 00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:52,880 job 828 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,960 oh monday 829 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,480 now why would you want to work when you 830 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,200 could conjure up anything you wish 831 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,720 i am not using my powers anymore 832 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,000 but it must be your time of the decade 833 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,400 i'm trying to be a mortal woman oh come 834 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,560 on now what's the real trouble between 835 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,119 you and our darling master 836 00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:14,960 sex life on the way 837 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,920 that was never our problem well it's 838 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,960 worth a shot besides he's not our 839 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,760 darling master he is mine 840 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,720 at least he was 841 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,359 i i'm going to get a place of my own 842 00:38:29,359 --> 00:38:31,680 i mean how independent can i be if i'm 843 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,599 living in tony's house eating tony's 844 00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:36,880 food sleeping in tony's bed 845 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,520 you are looking at the new me 846 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,640 strong and self-reliant 847 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,000 like nellie hunt 848 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,800 nelly hunt nelly hunt yes 849 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,690 does ring a bell 850 00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:53,429 [Music] 851 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,200 tj could you help me huh 852 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,800 are you talking to me 853 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,240 i think so 854 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,640 i don't see any other tj's around then i 855 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,480 guess you're talking to me i can't seem 856 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,359 to get my locker open 857 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,160 hey please hurry i'm late for class 858 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,680 i'm sorry 859 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,118 i didn't know you when you're excited 860 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,000 having trouble melissa it's my locker we 861 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,440 can't get this stupid thing open 862 00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:51,640 all right thanks brad 863 00:39:53,510 --> 00:40:01,560 [Music] 864 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,360 [Applause] 865 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:26,240 [Music] 866 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,599 well 867 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:31,119 how do you like it it's okay 868 00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:32,880 do you mind if i give dad a new phone 869 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,800 number oh i was hoping that you would 870 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,839 i'm gonna go check out my new room 871 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,640 well 872 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,200 this is it 873 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,200 you want me to put these oh well just 874 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,800 put them anywhere right right there oh 875 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,800 boy i know about you but i'm bushed 876 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,240 thank you for helping me with the move 877 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,319 roger oh that's right after five 878 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:57,920 divorces moving is what i do best 879 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,520 this is temporary isn't it well of 880 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,920 course 881 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,400 i guess so i 882 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,079 i wish i knew uh look genie you know how 883 00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,400 i always felt about you and i just want 884 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,000 you to know that well i'm the last guy 885 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,839 in the world would have put a hit on his 886 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,079 best friend's wife oh thank you roger so 887 00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:18,000 i have two chances either you're not his 888 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,680 wife anymore 889 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,680 or don't he's not my best friend just 890 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:21,920 kidding 891 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,670 [Laughter] 892 00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:27,359 [Music] 893 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,920 i'll get it 894 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,160 oh hi genie hi tiger 895 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,280 is she normal borderline oh he knows 896 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,920 about us then oh good thinking up new 897 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,040 lies is always so difficult for me but 898 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,599 not impossible 899 00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:46,880 hmm 900 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,520 little drab and insipid wouldn't you say 901 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,400 not you roger the apartment 902 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,200 but 903 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,630 has possibilities 904 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:56,580 [Music] 905 00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,800 [Laughter] 906 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520 hey this is great yeah aunt genie while 907 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,440 you're at it could have a vcr a computer 908 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,920 a stereo no you cannot and i am blinking 909 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,079 everything right back 910 00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:09,520 but mom i thought you said you weren't 911 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,640 gonna use your powers anymore 912 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,119 [Music] 913 00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:17,839 i'll get it 914 00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:22,480 oh hi hi is it okay to march in my my my 915 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,560 what you've done to this place in such a 916 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,200 short time oh thank you dear oh i'm dari 917 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,640 green your friendly neighborhood 918 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,400 neighbor from right down the hall 919 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,280 hello i am jeannie nelson and that is my 920 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,200 son tj and and this is my sister jeannie 921 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,359 two sisters with the same name must get 922 00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:43,440 awfully confusing no no 923 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,400 she does not intend to stay around a lot 924 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,720 yes but i do i am roger healey alias 925 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,960 major healy you're cute and i wasn't 926 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,359 even trying never mind him how are the 927 00:42:53,359 --> 00:42:56,880 men around here devastating and divorced 928 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,839 i'm single 929 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,680 looks like this place definitely has 930 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,000 possibilities after all 931 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,079 i think i'll go cruise around the spa 932 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,960 and this time be sure and wear both 933 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,319 halves of your bikini 934 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,480 come on uncle roger i'll show you where 935 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,400 the tennis courts are 936 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,560 single roger we've got to start meeting 937 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,000 like this 938 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,040 boy is she pushy and aggressive 939 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,560 my kind of woman 940 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,960 nice dress yeah my pants pants dress 941 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,119 this place looks just 942 00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:38,480 fabulous 943 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,280 did you have a decorator no no my sister 944 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,640 did it you have a very talented sister 945 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,280 yes yes you could call it that 946 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,000 you haven't mentioned a husband is there 947 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,920 one 948 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,680 oh well uh 949 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,440 we are just a little bit separated 950 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,920 we'll go slowly divorce isn't what it's 951 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,000 cracked up to be take it from a girl 952 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,160 who's cracked up twice 953 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,640 oh i'm sorry that's okay i'm only 954 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,720 depressed when i'm awake 955 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,960 actually i go to the health club a lot 956 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,200 helps relieve the tensions 957 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,200 maybe you'll want to go sometime oh 958 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,359 thank you noah i'll be job hunting well 959 00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:20,720 then you'll really be tense i will 960 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,960 anyway i'll be in touch 961 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,200 just cannot get over what you've done 962 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,720 here 963 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,200 oh just for the record which half of the 964 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,359 bikini did your sister wear 965 00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:34,839 the left one 966 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:53,920 [Music] 967 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,400 tj 968 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,359 [Music] 969 00:44:59,359 --> 00:45:01,200 hey everybody 970 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,860 [Music] 971 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:09,399 [Applause] 972 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,130 genie 973 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:14,160 [Music] 974 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:14,560 genie 975 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,800 [Music] 976 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,839 i that you're hiding 977 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,670 that you're in your bottle 978 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:26,420 [Music] 979 00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:30,800 i bet you're not 980 00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:35,319 i here you're gone 981 00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:46,590 [Music] 982 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,650 so 983 00:45:53,650 --> 00:46:04,640 [Music] 984 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,359 mrs nelson you haven't indicated any 985 00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:10,160 recent job experience but 986 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,319 you must have some skills do you type no 987 00:46:14,319 --> 00:46:17,040 do you take dictation 988 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,000 no 989 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,480 what skills do you have 990 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,240 i learned to take the beans out of the 991 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,200 can before i put them in the microwave 992 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,280 look mrs nelson i think we're wasting 993 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,520 each other's time why don't you go home 994 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,079 well at least give me a chance 995 00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:34,640 test me 996 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,560 all right mrs nelson 997 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,560 i'll time you as you type this 998 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,920 when i say begin wait a minute 999 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,480 there are no letters on these keys 1000 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:01,359 this is a touch typing test mrs nelson 1001 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,520 are you ready oh yes yes 1002 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,880 all right 1003 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,839 begin 1004 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,200 this is nelson i underestimated you 1005 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,520 you are one exceptional woman 1006 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,380 not really 1007 00:47:51,380 --> 00:48:08,010 [Music] 1008 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,150 [Applause] 1009 00:48:09,150 --> 00:48:33,360 [Music] 1010 00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:33,800 [Applause] 1011 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:50,240 [Music] 1012 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,760 so 1013 00:48:52,760 --> 00:49:05,839 [Music] 1014 00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:08,800 that lion is disconnected 1015 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,319 but how could it be disconnected it was 1016 00:49:10,319 --> 00:49:12,800 just busy a minute ago i'll check on it 1017 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,280 again madam 1018 00:49:16,319 --> 00:49:17,680 sorry 1019 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,060 that lion is disconnected 1020 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:38,390 [Music] 1021 00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:38,630 [Applause] 1022 00:49:38,630 --> 00:49:42,640 [Music] 1023 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,950 hey 1024 00:49:44,950 --> 00:49:49,529 [Music] 1025 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:50,960 two 1026 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,960 three 1027 00:49:54,810 --> 00:50:01,619 [Music] 1028 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,480 okay now just squeeze your thighs 1029 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,599 together real slow good good 1030 00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:09,839 good squeeze squeeze squeeze now push 1031 00:50:09,839 --> 00:50:11,280 them apart 1032 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,839 slow 1033 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,760 why would anybody want strong thighs it 1034 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,000 comes in handy in the kitchen 1035 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,240 how well haven't you ever had a ketchup 1036 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,599 bottle or a jelly jar you couldn't open 1037 00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:28,160 oh you see jelly jar the jelly jar well 1038 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,079 with strong thighs you just 1039 00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:31,920 put it between your legs and twist the 1040 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,990 top off 1041 00:50:32,990 --> 00:50:34,920 [Laughter] 1042 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,160 [Music] 1043 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,640 okay okay you don't like this one come 1044 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,160 on come on okay oh voila the stomach 1045 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,400 cruncher you're gonna love this 1046 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,000 i thought these things went out with the 1047 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,559 inquisition this is great for the tummy 1048 00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:50,880 what 1049 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,760 you do it i'm going to find something 1050 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,840 with training wheels 1051 00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:27,830 [Music] 1052 00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:28,080 [Applause] 1053 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,960 [Music] 1054 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,720 you always were more ornamental than 1055 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:35,720 athletics 1056 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,720 hello genie 1057 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,119 fans are you meeting me here what are 1058 00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:44,640 you doing in this place i own it there's 1059 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,440 a fortune to be made in fact 1060 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,119 i did not think you would ever leave 1061 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:52,000 baghdad baghdad is no longer fun city my 1062 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,319 dear can you imagine they've put a tax 1063 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:56,640 on harams 1064 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,079 then you have given up being chief of 1065 00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:00,559 all the gin on the contrary 1066 00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:03,200 i'm merely moonlight 1067 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,800 a very pleasant moonlighting indeed 1068 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,960 but enough about me 1069 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,370 i hear you're having troubles 1070 00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:12,880 [Music] 1071 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,680 who 1072 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,680 me 1073 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,400 i warned you this is what comes of 1074 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,160 marrying immortal 1075 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,319 tony and i have been very happy together 1076 00:52:26,319 --> 00:52:28,319 and i want us to be happy again so you 1077 00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:29,839 think that by living the life of a 1078 00:52:29,839 --> 00:52:32,559 mortal woman everything will be halal 1079 00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:35,520 bar and rose well i have to try genie i 1080 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,599 didn't know you knew 1081 00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:39,839 oh yes yes 1082 00:52:39,839 --> 00:52:42,640 i have known him for a very long 1083 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,400 long time oh am i interrupting something 1084 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,000 oh no no 1085 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,920 we are finished 1086 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,400 okay come on genie let's suffer i think 1087 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,720 he's cute 1088 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,329 [Music] 1089 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:15,680 [Music] 1090 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,079 your efforts have proven fruitless she 1091 00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,599 is determined to make a go of her 1092 00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:20,650 marriage 1093 00:53:20,650 --> 00:53:21,920 [Music] 1094 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,160 i am equally determined to make a go of 1095 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,280 it 1096 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,440 and go away 1097 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,319 you have something further in mind 1098 00:53:30,319 --> 00:53:33,280 well i thought perhaps 1099 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,079 another man 1100 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,000 your deviousness never ceases to delight 1101 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,040 me 1102 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,250 [Music] 1103 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,949 [Music] 1104 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,060 please report 1105 00:53:57,060 --> 00:54:01,500 [Music] 1106 00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:09,790 [Music] 1107 00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:22,350 [Music] 1108 00:54:22,839 --> 00:54:25,119 uh hello 1109 00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:28,599 be right there 1110 00:54:38,890 --> 00:54:42,060 [Music] 1111 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,240 oh thank you for your help 1112 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,319 the owner must have spent hours setting 1113 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:48,000 up that display 1114 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,400 days 1115 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,839 you were the owner 1116 00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:57,119 oh dear 1117 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,119 i was going to apply for the job but now 1118 00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:00,880 i suppose it is hopeless 1119 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,760 i'm uh wes morris 1120 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,079 jeannie nelson 1121 00:55:08,559 --> 00:55:10,000 but 1122 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,359 what job 1123 00:55:11,359 --> 00:55:15,558 oh the sign says help wanted 1124 00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:23,200 now this is this is strange 1125 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,000 i mean i've never seen this sign before 1126 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,680 and i don't have any openings you see 1127 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,119 i've had this one woman who's been with 1128 00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:31,520 me for years 1129 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,559 well thank you anyway with do you know 1130 00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:35,670 where i can find 1131 00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:38,000 [Music] 1132 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,040 find what 1133 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,640 you'll have to look for it yourself mr 1134 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,640 morrison i'm quitting 1135 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,400 i just had the sudden urge to go to the 1136 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,400 middle east i don't think that's a very 1137 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,839 good idea mrs rosenbloom 1138 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,799 well i guess i do have an opening i will 1139 00:55:52,799 --> 00:55:55,599 take it no not so fast see i have to 1140 00:55:55,599 --> 00:55:57,040 behave like an employer you know and 1141 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,040 give you a job interview 1142 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,119 now let me say uh 1143 00:56:01,119 --> 00:56:03,520 do you have any experience oh the sign 1144 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,480 says no experience necessary 1145 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,319 and that is what i have the most of well 1146 00:56:08,319 --> 00:56:09,680 i didn't realize i was dealing with an 1147 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,720 expert 1148 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,559 you see this is just one of a chain of 1149 00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:14,240 shops that i own so i need someone who 1150 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,079 can manage it all by herself and give it 1151 00:56:16,079 --> 00:56:19,119 a lot of tender loving care oh i am just 1152 00:56:19,119 --> 00:56:20,480 your woman 1153 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,520 i do hope so 1154 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,240 can you believe ms reynolds giving us a 1155 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,720 pop quiz tomorrow she probably did it 1156 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,480 just to drive me crazy 1157 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,880 you and the rest of the class i wanted 1158 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,559 to go to the mall tonight and i'm barely 1159 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,680 passing as it is who is passing 1160 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,000 okay i guess i could always not go to 1161 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 the mall or 1162 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,839 one of us could try to get a copy of the 1163 00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:47,040 test no way oh forget it brad no one 1164 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,440 could get a copy of that history test ms 1165 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,359 reynolds always stashes it in a place 1166 00:56:51,359 --> 00:56:53,200 where no one would look 1167 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,119 her bra 1168 00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:56,880 boy where's indiana jones when you 1169 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,839 really need him 1170 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,760 well 1171 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,319 if it isn't nerd nelson i see you can 1172 00:57:04,319 --> 00:57:07,040 open your mouth all by yourself 1173 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:11,079 come on guys let's go 1174 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,839 you're lucky tj 1175 00:57:13,839 --> 00:57:17,520 you're not in mrs reynolds class 1176 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,559 the job is really fun 1177 00:57:24,559 --> 00:57:26,559 and i'm good at it too 1178 00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:28,400 today i sold a racket three cans of 1179 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,559 balls and two pairs of sneakers and he 1180 00:57:30,559 --> 00:57:32,559 only came in to use the phone 1181 00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:35,119 and wes is really nice too 1182 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,440 or did i tell you that 1183 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,079 mom yes dear if i asked you to do 1184 00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:41,760 something that would like change my 1185 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,559 whole life would you do it 1186 00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:46,559 what would i have to buy you oh i don't 1187 00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:48,480 want you to buy me anything it's just a 1188 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,880 favor a tiny little favor an 1189 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,200 infinitesimal little favor the smaller 1190 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,839 you make it the larger it seems all you 1191 00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:57,520 have to do is get me a copy of mrs 1192 00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,000 reynolds history test 1193 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,839 all i have to do 1194 00:58:01,839 --> 00:58:03,440 it's no problem you can just use your 1195 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,760 powers tj 1196 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,760 even if i were still using my powers i 1197 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,359 would never use them for something so 1198 00:58:09,359 --> 00:58:11,599 dishonest well it's not for me i'm not 1199 00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:14,240 even in her class it's for melissa this 1200 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,920 was my chance to make points with her 1201 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,319 well i'm going to make a point with you 1202 00:58:18,319 --> 00:58:19,680 no 1203 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,200 it is time the men in this family 1204 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,880 realize that their wishes are no longer 1205 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,440 my command what good is it to be a genie 1206 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,000 if you're gonna be ethical 1207 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:40,319 what's wrong tiger oh hi genie 1208 00:58:40,319 --> 00:58:42,319 looks like you have a severe case of the 1209 00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:43,520 droops 1210 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,440 how come 1211 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,000 well i got myself into a dumb mess see i 1212 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,760 was trying to impress this girl and and 1213 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,680 you thought what a hero you'd be if you 1214 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,000 had a copy of that history test 1215 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,799 only mrs clean in there won't cooperate 1216 00:58:56,799 --> 00:59:00,079 if you know so much why'd you ask oh 1217 00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:02,480 i'd like to keep up appearances 1218 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,520 well anyhow i'm history with melissa 1219 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,839 better 1220 00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:11,280 oh the history test 1221 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,839 that's my boy 1222 00:59:15,130 --> 00:59:18,480 [Music] 1223 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,480 so 1224 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:31,210 [Music] 1225 00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:31,830 [Applause] 1226 00:59:31,830 --> 00:59:35,980 [Music] 1227 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:41,019 [Applause] 1228 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:43,760 sorry 1229 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,119 that lion is disconnected 1230 00:59:47,119 --> 00:59:48,480 what do you mean it was disconnected 1231 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,839 it's a new listing 1232 00:59:49,839 --> 00:59:54,119 i'll check on it again sir 1233 00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:58,890 [Music] 1234 00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:03,190 [Applause] 1235 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,280 oh i will be with you in a minute i'm 1236 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,000 just browsing 1237 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,240 thank you very much and please come in 1238 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,470 again 1239 01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:24,400 [Music] 1240 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,920 genie 1241 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,119 dari hi hi 1242 01:00:29,119 --> 01:00:30,480 where is he 1243 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,359 who 1244 01:00:31,359 --> 01:00:33,520 the good-looking boss you raved about i 1245 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,040 did not rave about him and he is not 1246 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,240 here oh 1247 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,480 and i got all dressed for him 1248 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,040 i hope you don't mind 1249 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,880 dory believe me there is nothing between 1250 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,280 us this is a strictly business uh-huh 1251 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,839 are you trying to convince me or you 1252 01:00:47,839 --> 01:00:49,440 don't tell me he hasn't asked you for 1253 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,520 dinner or something 1254 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,200 how do you know 1255 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,280 terrific tj can stay with me he asked i 1256 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,040 said no 1257 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,040 dari i am not interested in going out 1258 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,240 with anyone 1259 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,160 will do it for me i'm into vicarious 1260 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:08,440 thrills bye-bye dary 1261 01:01:11,470 --> 01:01:15,250 [Music] 1262 01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:19,760 genie 1263 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,799 i forgot to show you this 1264 01:01:22,799 --> 01:01:24,720 i've never even heard of this paper i 1265 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,000 don't know it just 1266 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,000 it just popped into my shopping bag 1267 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,760 then again what is the harmony to dinner 1268 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,920 a person has to eat don't they lord 1269 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,640 knows i do 1270 01:01:45,690 --> 01:01:48,640 [Music] 1271 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,400 wait 1272 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,559 melissa wait 1273 01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:54,880 tj i'll talk to you later i've got 1274 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,480 something for you 1275 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,200 what is it take a look it's even got the 1276 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,520 answers 1277 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,839 the history test 1278 01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,839 how did you get this i've got my ways 1279 01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:11,760 tj i always liked you and i never 1280 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,039 thought that you would do anything 1281 01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:14,240 dishonest 1282 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,760 i guess you're just like all the other 1283 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,520 boys 1284 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,640 no you're worse 1285 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,160 and so i gave her a copy the test and 1286 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,319 well it backfired where did you get a 1287 01:02:28,319 --> 01:02:30,319 copy of the test tj 1288 01:02:30,319 --> 01:02:32,000 mom if i tell you who gave it to me 1289 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,480 it'll be like snitching only worse cause 1290 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,119 it's family 1291 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,839 money is not the root of all evil it is 1292 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:42,240 my sister what really stinks is that the 1293 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,920 magic didn't work 1294 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,000 it got you the test but it didn't solve 1295 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,039 my problems it didn't change my life 1296 01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:52,160 except in the wrong way 1297 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,799 melissa had always liked me for just 1298 01:02:54,799 --> 01:02:57,839 being me congratulations tj 1299 01:02:57,839 --> 01:02:59,599 you have just learned at a very early 1300 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:01,680 age when it took me over 2 000 years to 1301 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,960 find out 1302 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,440 people magic is much more powerful than 1303 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,880 genie magic 1304 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,359 what's people magic 1305 01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:11,200 well it's uh 1306 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,160 it's a very very special relationship 1307 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,160 that happens between two people who who 1308 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,559 really care about each other 1309 01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:20,559 the way i care about you 1310 01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:22,000 i'm not even sure i want to have my 1311 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,359 powers now oh you have to control them 1312 01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:27,920 you cannot let them control you 1313 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,359 you think it's too late to try some of 1314 01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:31,359 that people magic on melissa why don't 1315 01:03:31,359 --> 01:03:33,520 you call her 1316 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:34,960 i have a feeling that she's going to 1317 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,319 like you again 1318 01:03:36,319 --> 01:03:38,880 just for you 1319 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,440 thanks mom 1320 01:03:41,599 --> 01:03:43,039 oh and mom 1321 01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:45,760 you don't look just pretty you look 1322 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,599 awesome 1323 01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:51,319 well thank you sir 1324 01:03:52,070 --> 01:04:05,579 [Music] 1325 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,660 genie 1326 01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:24,799 [Music] 1327 01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:26,480 what pleasant surprise 1328 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,680 oh boy 1329 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,680 listen isn't jeannie here i'm leaving 1330 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,559 for the cape i wanted to say goodbye oh 1331 01:04:32,559 --> 01:04:34,799 what a shame 1332 01:04:34,799 --> 01:04:37,920 she went out to dinner and tj 1333 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,520 out to dinner oh you mean they went 1334 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,319 together huh oh don't be silly 1335 01:04:42,319 --> 01:04:43,920 now why would tj go out to dinner with 1336 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,240 jeannie's boss genie went out with her 1337 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,960 boss well why not he's young he's 1338 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,119 handsome unmarried now knock it off will 1339 01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:53,440 you i am not jealous i did not come here 1340 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,920 to check up on her okay 1341 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,039 is this the first time she's been out 1342 01:04:57,039 --> 01:04:59,920 with her boss who's counting 1343 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,520 you know if i were married to a man like 1344 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:05,039 you i'd be as faithful as a day as long 1345 01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:06,880 but with my sister 1346 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,440 sunset comes early 1347 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,200 and listen i want you to give her this 1348 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,640 telephone number because this is where i 1349 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,400 can be reached it's very important all 1350 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,640 right um 1351 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,640 and and tell her that i miss her very 1352 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,879 much 1353 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,599 would you like to kiss me goodbye for 1354 01:05:23,599 --> 01:05:25,599 uh-uh-uh 1355 01:05:25,599 --> 01:05:28,599 coward 1356 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,970 [Music] 1357 01:05:33,970 --> 01:05:38,129 [Laughter] 1358 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:49,200 [Music] 1359 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,760 it has been a wonderful evening well 1360 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,720 didn't you expect to enjoy it 1361 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,559 well i guess i um 1362 01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:58,480 i was afraid i would 1363 01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,839 jeannie i know you think this is too 1364 01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:02,079 soon that we hardly know each other but 1365 01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:04,720 the first minute i saw you i knew we 1366 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,720 were meant to fall in love 1367 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,559 you are right 1368 01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:11,440 it is too soon 1369 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,760 but i feel like i've known you for a 1370 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,799 thousand years oh i think i would have 1371 01:06:18,799 --> 01:06:20,160 remembered you 1372 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,078 the third i already know what i want 1373 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,920 oh let us see what is good down here 1374 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,079 [Music] 1375 01:06:30,079 --> 01:06:32,799 hi julian i thought that was you hello 1376 01:06:32,799 --> 01:06:34,799 roger hello hi 1377 01:06:34,799 --> 01:06:38,160 ah roger this is wes morrison my boss uh 1378 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,920 yes this is hi wes how do you do nice 1379 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,160 meeting you mind if i join you guys at 1380 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,599 my dates in the powder room for some 1381 01:06:43,599 --> 01:06:46,920 major repairs 1382 01:06:47,119 --> 01:06:49,520 roger is a long time family friend 1383 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,760 and admirer tony and i were in the space 1384 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,640 program together really it's our husband 1385 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,000 yes i know 1386 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,440 how about tony going to the cape for the 1387 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,720 final countdown he left yeah not bad for 1388 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,960 all pups huh 1389 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,450 he never even said goodbye 1390 01:07:05,450 --> 01:07:11,368 [Music] 1391 01:07:12,079 --> 01:07:14,380 waiter more wine please 1392 01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:18,079 [Music] 1393 01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:20,960 service around here is unbelievable 1394 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,319 you know what happens to genies when 1395 01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:23,760 they have just one little sip of red 1396 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,359 wine 1397 01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:29,558 genies uh genie 1398 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,920 yes 1399 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,079 [Music] 1400 01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:38,000 you ordered wine 1401 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,000 wine 1402 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:55,760 [Music] 1403 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,599 i guess the repairs were a little more 1404 01:07:57,599 --> 01:08:00,400 major than i thought 1405 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,880 what do you say we uh believe we blow 1406 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,079 this joint okay 1407 01:08:08,079 --> 01:08:11,319 good idea 1408 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,080 [Music] 1409 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,679 [Applause] 1410 01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:21,439 what is going on in there yes that's 1411 01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:22,399 right well you're probably having 1412 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,679 hallucinations you probably had a bad 1413 01:08:23,679 --> 01:08:25,439 oyster i didn't have oysters i had a 1414 01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,080 salad right probably had a bad cucumber 1415 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,520 i'll get the car you get the card get 1416 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:34,040 the car that's good out of here 1417 01:08:50,719 --> 01:08:53,719 ah 1418 01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:56,318 when in 1419 01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:58,050 [Applause] 1420 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:01,109 [Music] 1421 01:09:04,839 --> 01:09:07,359 rome i still don't understand what 1422 01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:09,040 happened in that restaurant 1423 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,799 yeah i don't know they must have blacked 1424 01:09:10,799 --> 01:09:12,880 out or something well let's just say it 1425 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,479 was a memorable evening 1426 01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,759 well i know how we could make it even 1427 01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:18,158 more memorable you could invite me in 1428 01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:21,040 for a cup of coffee oh look i i think we 1429 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,040 should be honest with you oh no see the 1430 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,399 first thing we're honest with each other 1431 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:25,679 then the next thing you know the love 1432 01:09:25,679 --> 01:09:27,279 affair is over well this isn't a love 1433 01:09:27,279 --> 01:09:28,799 affair yeah but it could be if you 1434 01:09:28,799 --> 01:09:31,839 invited me and prick up coffee yes wes 1435 01:09:31,839 --> 01:09:33,600 you know i like you 1436 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,679 but i i think of you as a friend who's 1437 01:09:35,679 --> 01:09:38,080 fun to be with 1438 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,839 you're a nice man 1439 01:09:39,839 --> 01:09:41,600 and you deserve a lot more than i can 1440 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,158 offer you so it's true then nice guys do 1441 01:09:44,158 --> 01:09:46,799 finish last 1442 01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:49,679 look i i am trying to learn how to be 1443 01:09:49,679 --> 01:09:51,759 independent how to be a real woman it's 1444 01:09:51,759 --> 01:09:53,600 all right and how to run the trash 1445 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,080 company i understand 1446 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,000 excuse me 1447 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,600 hello 1448 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,719 tony 1449 01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:17,840 tony where are you 1450 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,239 and why did you leave without saying 1451 01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:22,640 goodbye didn't you get my message what 1452 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:23,679 message 1453 01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:26,480 the one that i left with your sister 1454 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,400 i did not get it but i'm going to give 1455 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,920 it to her hey genie listen to me 1456 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,679 and don't answer now don't answer right 1457 01:10:33,679 --> 01:10:34,820 away okay 1458 01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:37,040 [Music] 1459 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,440 i'm asking you to come back 1460 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,440 not because you have to but because you 1461 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,560 want to 1462 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,400 tell me i please 1463 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,159 don't answer now 1464 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,730 if our marriage has a chance 1465 01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:50,880 [Music] 1466 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,000 be at home when i come home please 1467 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,520 and if you're not i'll know it's really 1468 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:56,960 over 1469 01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,750 and whatever you do 1470 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,880 [Music] 1471 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,920 i want you to know that 1472 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,600 loving you is the best thing that ever 1473 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,160 happened to me 1474 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:17,139 [Music] 1475 01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:20,960 people magic 1476 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,000 t-minus 27 seconds and counting all 1477 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,800 recorders in the silographs too fast 1478 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,280 burn your 1479 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,560 start tank pressurized 1480 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,709 [Music] 1481 01:11:41,679 --> 01:11:42,719 four 1482 01:11:42,719 --> 01:11:45,719 three 1483 01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:53,489 [Music] 1484 01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:02,560 and there they go colonel tony nelson 1485 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,560 and his courageous crew colonel john 1486 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,400 ferris lieutenant commander george 1487 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,120 franklin dr thomas elroy and captain 1488 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,600 nelly hunt making our very first space 1489 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,239 exploration liberty 7 is on its way 1490 01:12:14,239 --> 01:12:16,159 soaring majestically into the air 1491 01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:20,440 placing a path to the heavens 1492 01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:27,910 [Music] 1493 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,960 is 8 18 a.m at cape canaveral and the 1494 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,400 space center has just announced a 1495 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,719 perfect lift off of the space shuttle 1496 01:12:34,719 --> 01:12:36,480 it's an exciting mission commander tony 1497 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,239 nelson told mission control this morning 1498 01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:40,640 five days after their spectacular launch 1499 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,239 if the weather cooperates the shuttle 1500 01:12:42,239 --> 01:12:43,760 will be landing at edwards air force 1501 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,679 base in the morning we continue now with 1502 01:12:45,679 --> 01:12:48,660 our regular programming 1503 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:52,470 [Music] 1504 01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,520 going somewhere sister dear 1505 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,690 you and your messages 1506 01:13:05,690 --> 01:13:07,840 [Music] 1507 01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,679 i cannot believe that you are dropping 1508 01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:12,320 everything to run back to tony all that 1509 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,800 talk about independence and wanting to 1510 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,560 be a mortal woman 1511 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,800 i am being a mortal woman one who wishes 1512 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,800 to save her marriage 1513 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:24,000 and i was so proud of you 1514 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,080 i mean what happened to your newfound 1515 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,640 liberation what about your job your 1516 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,239 apartment 1517 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,560 what about the furniture i gave you 1518 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,080 none of that matters if i can't have 1519 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,480 tony especially the furniture 1520 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:44,239 where is my nightgown oh careless of me 1521 01:13:44,239 --> 01:13:47,440 i seem to have bottled it up 1522 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,239 oh 1523 01:13:48,239 --> 01:13:50,910 now if you think that is going to stop 1524 01:13:50,910 --> 01:13:53,960 [Music] 1525 01:13:58,070 --> 01:13:59,679 [Applause] 1526 01:13:59,679 --> 01:14:02,480 and me counting on it 1527 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,480 oh how ridiculous i will be out of here 1528 01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:07,040 in a blink oh need i remind you that 1529 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,600 genies can't get out of corked bottles 1530 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,440 well someone will come along to let me 1531 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:14,159 out that chance 1532 01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:16,800 you see this is a very special cork and 1533 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,440 only another genie can pull it out well 1534 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,360 then i will summon 1535 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:25,320 who do you think gave me the cork 1536 01:14:26,570 --> 01:14:28,480 [Music] 1537 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,960 oh can you imagine tony's disappointment 1538 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,040 when he arrives home and you're not 1539 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:33,920 there 1540 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,520 oh you sure to think the marriage is 1541 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:36,050 over 1542 01:14:36,050 --> 01:14:38,000 [Applause] 1543 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,200 finished 1544 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:55,769 [Music] 1545 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,400 this is a news net alert we interrupt 1546 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,320 our regularly scheduled programming to 1547 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,880 bring you this special bulletin nasa has 1548 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,960 confirmed that the space shuttle liberty 1549 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,960 7 is in an erratic orbit due to a 1550 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,880 problem with their guidance system 1551 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,120 meanwhile astronomers are continuing to 1552 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,440 check the path of a large asteroid still 1553 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,760 some distance away but which represents 1554 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,440 a potential danger 1555 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,199 please stay tuned to this station for 1556 01:15:19,199 --> 01:15:22,000 further reports 1557 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,600 genie 1558 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,560 genie let me in 1559 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:32,640 genie it's dari i need to talk to you 1560 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,800 oh hi dory roger am i glad to see you 1561 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,480 genie isn't answering and i know i heard 1562 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:38,000 voices in there a little while ago well 1563 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,199 i thought i'd come over and see her i 1564 01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:40,239 figured she heard about the space 1565 01:15:40,239 --> 01:15:41,679 shuttle 1566 01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:42,719 genie 1567 01:15:42,719 --> 01:15:44,320 i called tj at melissa's house they're 1568 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:45,760 sending him home 1569 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,440 maybe she keeps a key around here 1570 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,920 something she look up there 1571 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,880 oh i got it 1572 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,520 she's all right 1573 01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,360 genie 1574 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,880 kitty genie i'll go look in tj's room 1575 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,760 genie roger 1576 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,360 thank heavens genie i'm in the bedroom 1577 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,679 so am i 1578 01:16:11,679 --> 01:16:15,360 what in my bottle 1579 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,239 i suppose you heard the news about the 1580 01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:34,239 space shuttle but well it does look bad 1581 01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:35,600 but hiding inside that bottle isn't 1582 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,440 gonna help roger is something wrong with 1583 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,199 the space shuttle 1584 01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:40,239 well why don't you come out and we'll 1585 01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:41,520 talk okay 1586 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:46,239 i cannot all right hold on hold on okay 1587 01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:49,639 i'll be careful 1588 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,080 roger she isn't anywhere in the 1589 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,760 apartment we'll have you out in a minute 1590 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,440 roger why are you talking to that bottle 1591 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,800 i always talk to bottles when i'm trying 1592 01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:58,400 to get them open well here let me try 1593 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,880 i've been working on my thighs no no no 1594 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,120 uh no no uh why don't you go over check 1595 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,239 with the neighbors and see if they know 1596 01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:05,920 where genie is oh 1597 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,440 meanwhile what will you be doing with 1598 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,040 that bottle what am i doing with the 1599 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,040 bottle oh well i'm just going to sit 1600 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,480 here till ginny comes out 1601 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,719 in in in 1602 01:17:14,719 --> 01:17:17,840 come in 1603 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,280 roger 1604 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:24,080 what is happening to the space shuttle 1605 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,600 there's a malfunction with the guidance 1606 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,480 system 1607 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,239 there collision of course with a huge 1608 01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:32,080 asteroid but please don't panic tony 1609 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,040 oh roger roger do something 1610 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:38,239 roger get me out 1611 01:17:38,239 --> 01:17:39,600 i know 1612 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,480 i'll break the bottle open what 1613 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,040 hold on 1614 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,120 oh 1615 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,840 roger what's wrong with you roger roger 1616 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,400 roger i know you've been under a lot of 1617 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,960 strain but banging a bottle on a table 1618 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,239 isn't going to accomplish anything 1619 01:17:58,239 --> 01:18:00,639 you're right 1620 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,760 i'm going to get a sledgehammer 1621 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,880 a sledgehammer 1622 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,040 oh 1623 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,800 here is an update on the emergency in 1624 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:11,760 space 1625 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,520 the space shuttle is reported headed for 1626 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,280 a collision with the renegade asteroid 1627 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,239 at 7 56 this evening mission control is 1628 01:18:18,239 --> 01:18:19,840 trying desperately to activate the 1629 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,920 backup guidance system but less than an 1630 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,080 hour remains now meanwhile the fate of 1631 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:26,800 the astronaut crew hangs in the balance 1632 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,000 mom 1633 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:28,960 mom 1634 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,800 did you hear the news is there anything 1635 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,000 you can do tj 1636 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,000 tj 1637 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:49,040 mom i'm in the bottle 1638 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,679 oh oh 1639 01:18:51,679 --> 01:18:53,520 i'm sorry mom 1640 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,840 dad's in trouble i know 1641 01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:00,080 tj you must be very very brave 1642 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,920 well aren't you gonna do something i 1643 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,560 might be able to but i'm trapped in here 1644 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:05,920 can't you get out 1645 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,880 no only another genie can set me free oh 1646 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,960 call aunt genie 1647 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,719 how do i do that oh you cannot 1648 01:19:14,719 --> 01:19:16,480 listen 1649 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:18,000 listen 1650 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,159 it will not be so bad 1651 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:21,600 i bet there are a lot of boys who wish 1652 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,280 they could they could bottle up their 1653 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:25,360 mothers it is just that now there is no 1654 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,639 one to save your father 1655 01:19:29,679 --> 01:19:32,159 mom don't cry please don't cry i'll stay 1656 01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:34,320 here with you always 1657 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,199 oh 1658 01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:38,480 you're a good son 1659 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,960 son 1660 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:41,920 son 1661 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,080 tj 1662 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,120 tj listen to your mother 1663 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:51,840 i want you to try to remove the cork 1664 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:57,920 i can't 1665 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,199 try again 1666 01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:02,159 only this time 1667 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,520 blink it won't budge 1668 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,679 oh tj concentrate really hard on what 1669 01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:12,800 you want and blink 1670 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,520 i think it moved 1671 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,520 harder 1672 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,580 something's happening 1673 01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:24,390 [Applause] 1674 01:20:24,390 --> 01:20:27,800 [Music] 1675 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,770 [Applause] 1676 01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:33,649 [Music] 1677 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:40,560 mom does this mean i have my powers ah 1678 01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,280 it is a very good sign you're not gonna 1679 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:46,880 let dad die are you oh no no 1680 01:20:53,199 --> 01:20:54,800 with certain destruction of the space 1681 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,120 shuttle some 17 minutes away there is 1682 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,960 still no indication for mission control 1683 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,400 that they've been able to get a handle 1684 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,800 on the problem with the guidance system 1685 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,480 genie 1686 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,120 genie sweetums listen to me we have a 1687 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,679 mess on our hands our darling master 1688 01:21:09,679 --> 01:21:12,560 needs our help 1689 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,960 genie oh 1690 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:18,000 do stop sulking and come out we have to 1691 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,080 go talk to 1692 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:23,530 oh very well i'll come in 1693 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:27,188 [Music] 1694 01:21:28,719 --> 01:21:31,679 genie where are you 1695 01:21:31,679 --> 01:21:37,040 oh dear don't be so boring and come out 1696 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:41,480 this will do it 1697 01:21:49,820 --> 01:21:51,340 [Music] 1698 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:54,459 [Applause] 1699 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:58,000 ah 1700 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,320 knock the top off i knock the top off 1701 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:03,360 genie you come out now roger 1702 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:04,320 genie 1703 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,440 she's gone 1704 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,760 she's out she's going out 1705 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,440 good good good ginger going out 1706 01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:10,880 everything's all right right tony is 1707 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,560 gonna be all right right and so will you 1708 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:13,920 i'm gonna make you a cup of tea genie 1709 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,199 will fix everything jesus got everything 1710 01:22:15,199 --> 01:22:17,519 fixed 1711 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,480 houston this is liberty seven how are we 1712 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:23,520 looking situation remains critical our 1713 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,719 apologies for rough trip 1714 01:22:31,199 --> 01:22:33,920 please you must help us 1715 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920 i'm sure you know the genies do not have 1716 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,400 the power to keep people from dying yes 1717 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,760 but you could give me a special 1718 01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,080 dispensation i do not want my husband 1719 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,520 master to die 1720 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,360 please mr there's only about five 1721 01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,560 minutes left 1722 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,560 all this begging and pleading it's 1723 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,480 interfering with my worker who cares 1724 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,480 about you 1725 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:55,520 please i beg of you 1726 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:59,400 give me a special dispensation 1727 01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,199 granted granted nothing 1728 01:23:09,199 --> 01:23:11,760 on one condition oh anything anything i 1729 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,320 would do anything to save him even lose 1730 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,559 him 1731 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,040 i will give you permission to alter fate 1732 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:21,840 but 1733 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:24,320 there is a price to pay 1734 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,360 you 1735 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:26,880 and tj 1736 01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,760 will be wiped from your husband's memory 1737 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,639 and from the memory of every mortal who 1738 01:23:32,639 --> 01:23:34,639 ever knew you 1739 01:23:34,639 --> 01:23:36,960 is there no other way i can't go around 1740 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,199 dispensing dispensations willy-nilly can 1741 01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:40,000 i 1742 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,080 otherwise people would go on living 1743 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,000 forever and you think highways are 1744 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,639 crowded now 1745 01:23:46,719 --> 01:23:49,199 you better hurry and make up your mind 1746 01:23:49,199 --> 01:23:51,760 three minutes more 1747 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,159 the sands are running out 1748 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:55,840 mom one way or another we lose him but 1749 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:58,870 we can't let him die 1750 01:23:58,870 --> 01:24:01,520 [Music] 1751 01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:05,280 now i know what it means to be a mortal 1752 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,239 it means to love someone so much 1753 01:24:08,239 --> 01:24:11,150 you're willing to risk losing him 1754 01:24:11,150 --> 01:24:15,280 [Music] 1755 01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,400 could we have one last night together 1756 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:19,000 granted 1757 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:23,189 [Music] 1758 01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:28,159 by the light of the full moon 1759 01:24:28,159 --> 01:24:29,860 you must hold 1760 01:24:29,860 --> 01:24:41,250 [Music] 1761 01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:43,440 liberty 7 this is houston do you read 1762 01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,920 over roger do you receive me affirmative 1763 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,360 we are working on the problem we're 1764 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,199 working it a little harder traffic's 1765 01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:52,159 getting heavy up here 1766 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,840 this network is patching in to mission 1767 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:59,350 control during this 1768 01:24:59,350 --> 01:25:03,469 [Music] 1769 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,639 the president has asked us to convey to 1770 01:25:06,639 --> 01:25:08,719 you and your brave crew the sympathy of 1771 01:25:08,719 --> 01:25:11,199 the entire nation thank you houston and 1772 01:25:11,199 --> 01:25:13,440 i'm sorry i didn't vote for you 1773 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:14,719 affirmative 1774 01:25:14,719 --> 01:25:18,159 you're all heroes in our book roger 1775 01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:19,530 roger 1776 01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:37,799 [Music] 1777 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,360 ten seconds to impact 1778 01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,719 nine 1779 01:25:42,719 --> 01:25:44,080 eight 1780 01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:45,199 seven 1781 01:25:45,199 --> 01:25:46,239 six 1782 01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:47,199 five 1783 01:25:47,199 --> 01:25:48,239 four 1784 01:25:48,239 --> 01:25:49,199 three 1785 01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:50,159 two 1786 01:25:50,159 --> 01:25:53,159 one 1787 01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:59,040 [Music] 1788 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,040 but we're definitely okay 1789 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,239 thank god 1790 01:26:02,239 --> 01:26:03,920 bring her down soonest liberty seven 1791 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:07,480 three or down to edwards 1792 01:26:10,390 --> 01:26:13,679 [Music] 1793 01:26:13,679 --> 01:26:16,239 this is edwards liberty 7 you never look 1794 01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:18,480 better same neo adwords 1795 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,880 the space shuttle is settling down it'll 1796 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,639 soon be racing along the runway it will 1797 01:26:22,639 --> 01:26:24,800 then be breaking to a halt colonel 1798 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,639 nelson and his astronaut team have 1799 01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:30,120 brought her home 1800 01:26:39,679 --> 01:26:41,620 so 1801 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:50,830 [Music] 1802 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:55,199 genie 1803 01:27:01,679 --> 01:27:04,679 genie 1804 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:19,760 welcome back dad we sure are glad to see 1805 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:23,760 you it goes both ways fella 1806 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,120 god you look good 1807 01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:31,000 goes both ways feller 1808 01:27:32,159 --> 01:27:34,480 uh well i guess you two have a lot of 1809 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:37,360 catching up to do so um i'll let you 1810 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,480 catch up 1811 01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:40,800 okay son 1812 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:42,080 good night dad 1813 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,360 good night 1814 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,320 listen 1815 01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,480 tomorrow we'll do something special just 1816 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:49,440 the two of us okay 1817 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:54,360 yeah tomorrow 1818 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,560 genie 1819 01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:15,920 did you have anything to do with what 1820 01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:18,159 happened up there oh let us not talk 1821 01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:19,360 about that right now the only thing 1822 01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,360 that's important is that you're safe 1823 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,960 oh believe me 1824 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:24,639 i'm never going up again that was my 1825 01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:27,120 last flight 1826 01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:28,639 oh my darling 1827 01:28:28,639 --> 01:28:31,040 you must do what is right for you and 1828 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,440 you must do what is right for you 1829 01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:35,360 i promise you i'll never ask you to use 1830 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,360 your powers again 1831 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,280 and i want you to know something 1832 01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:41,040 i have always loved you just for 1833 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,840 yourself 1834 01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:50,719 i'll remember that always 1835 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,960 there is this one little thing 1836 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,600 yes master darling husband you know the 1837 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,360 genie costume hmm 1838 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:01,280 just for me could you wear it on special 1839 01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:03,840 occasions 1840 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,760 you mean uh 1841 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,180 like tonight 1842 01:29:08,180 --> 01:29:19,679 [Music] 1843 01:29:19,679 --> 01:29:23,320 tonight would be good 1844 01:29:26,430 --> 01:29:29,590 [Applause] 1845 01:29:29,590 --> 01:29:32,410 [Music] 1846 01:29:32,410 --> 01:29:34,040 [Applause] 1847 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:39,580 [Music] 1848 01:29:39,580 --> 01:29:43,040 [Applause] 1849 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:46,040 so 1850 01:29:46,710 --> 01:29:48,950 [Music] 1851 01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:52,090 [Applause] 1852 01:29:52,890 --> 01:30:05,880 [Music] 1853 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,780 [Applause] 1854 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:12,390 [Music] 1855 01:30:12,390 --> 01:30:13,940 [Applause] 1856 01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:15,679 [Music] 1857 01:30:15,679 --> 01:30:18,270 um 1858 01:30:18,270 --> 01:30:30,489 [Music] 1859 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:41,228 [Music] 1860 01:30:58,719 --> 01:31:00,080 mom how is he ever gonna get along 1861 01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,760 without you 1862 01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,760 how am i ever going to get along without 1863 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:04,820 him 1864 01:31:04,820 --> 01:31:15,950 [Music] 1865 01:31:15,950 --> 01:31:19,108 [Applause] 1866 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:27,710 [Music] 1867 01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,800 i'm terribly sorry 1868 01:31:45,070 --> 01:31:52,630 [Music] 1869 01:31:55,679 --> 01:31:58,239 made me agree to an ending he never 1870 01:31:58,239 --> 01:32:02,040 said there couldn't be a new beginning 1871 01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:39,480 [Music] 1872 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:43,400 do 1873 01:32:55,610 --> 01:32:58,648 [Applause] 1874 01:33:26,380 --> 01:33:40,880 [Music] 1875 01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:43,880 so 1876 01:33:45,710 --> 01:33:48,680 [Music] 1877 01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:49,560 [Applause] 1878 01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:53,440 [Music] 1879 01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:56,440 so 1880 01:34:06,330 --> 01:34:13,818 [Music] 1881 01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,920 you 1882 01:34:17,970 --> 01:34:22,520 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 122762