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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Ready!
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[ Both grunting ]
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Muchas gracias.
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How many courses
are we having, eh?
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We're not eating.
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We're strategizing.
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For a food fight.
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You do you, muchachos.
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Pero this is for you, mira.
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[ Gags ]
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Thanks?
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A little gift
for feeding me.
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Tickets to see the famous
La Catrina!
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Tonight.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, I'm gonna see
La Catrina!
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What about
our food fight?
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She's the most renowned
jazz singer in history.
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I can't pass this up!
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So you're just gonna hang out
with old people?
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What can I say?
I'm just old at heart.
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You're a kid, Val.
Not an old man.
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La Catrina's club is
for grown-ups only.
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Achi, [deep voice]
I think I'm plenty "grown up."
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Ah! You'll be fine.
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Adios, viejo.
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[ Jazz music plays ]
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Ahh, "La Martiniana."
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The finest performance
of her career.
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This was recorded
before pitch correction,
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so it's 100% real talent.
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Ooh!
Listen to this.
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[ Volume increases ]
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Sound engineer:
Hey, do you eat bread?
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Producer:
No, not really.
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Me neither.
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That little flub was
the producer
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talking to
the sound engineer.
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Everything was done in one
take back then
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so any mistake
was just left in.
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No editing.
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Not that La Catrina
would ever need editing.
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Her voice was flawless.
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And now I'm finally going to
hear it in person.
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Eh.
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[ Humming ]
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♪♪
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So, how do I look?
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Pretty mature, right?
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[ Laughing ]
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No good?
Is it the rose?
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You look like that rich guy
from that board game.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Bell tolling ]
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That must be my chauffeur.
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Good day, sir.
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Wait, Val!
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You're gonna miss out
on an epic food fight!
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Ready to go, jefe?
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Yes.
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[ Reins whip, horse neighs ]
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♪♪
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Oh, you must be wondering
where I'm going
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all dressed up to the nines.
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Not really, jefe.
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Well, if you must know,
I'm going to see
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La Catrina
at her nightclub.
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But isn't
that club for adults?
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Deep voice ]
You flatter me, miss.
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I'm old.
As I was saying,
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La Catrina's the real McCoy.
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I'd be happy to get you
an autograph, too.
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Really not a fan.
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But you enjoy.
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♪♪
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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One VIP ticket
for La Catrina.
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You don't look
like a regular here.
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Name?
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Achi?
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Funny.
You don't look like a dog.
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Woof, woof.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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You see, where I come from,
a lot of people are named Achi.
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Oh, yeah?
And where are you from?
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Ach-- Achivania.
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Achivania?
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I'm from Achivania!
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Come on,
my Achivanian brother.
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Get on in and get
the party started.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Normal voice ]
It's...so...
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beautiful!
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So classy.
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So mature.
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[ Laughter ]
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These are my kind of people!
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[ Deep voice ]
Ooh, refreshments.
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Bartender: Next!
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Hello, I'll have the usual.
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Look, we just met buddy.
I don't know your usual.
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Uhh, I meant your usual.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Oh, why didn't you say so?
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Hey!
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You got to pay first.
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Uh...here.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Keep the change.
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Security, we got
a funny bone over here.
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Achi?
You're the funny bone?
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I'm sorry,
my Achivanian brother.
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I can't help you.
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Disculpe.
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I couldn't help
from overhearing,
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but are we from Achivania?
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Yes, we are,
but he's on his way out.
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Hermanos,
I'll pick up the tab.
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After all, us Achivanians
are nothing if not generous, sí?
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A-A-And forgiving.
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You're right, hermanos.
But no more funny bone business.
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[ Laughs ]
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So tell me,
my Achivanian friend,
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what did you do
on the surface?
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We're all dying to know.
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Oh, uh, um, I...
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On the surface, I...
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owned a bunch of airlines?
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[ All murmuring ]
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I, uh, started with
paper airplanes
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and then worked my way up.
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[ Laughter ]
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You are a funny man,
Achi.
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Yep, that's me, alright.
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A funny
and fully grown man.
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Announcer: And now, rolling in
like a tropical storm,
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La Catrina!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ Ooooh ♪
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[ Crooning ]
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The voice of an angel,
yes?
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Yeah.
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Victor: Val.
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Down here. Hey.
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Vic?!
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I'm here to take you back
to the food fight.
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[ Normal voice ]
Well, I don't wanna go back to the food fight.
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I told you, that's kid stuff.
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I'm right where I belong!
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[ Skeletons murmuring ]
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Achi, who is this...
child?
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I-I can explain.
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Deep voice ]
I mean, I can explain.
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Ha! Why are you
talking like a moose?
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[ Grunts ] Ow!
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This is my son.
What?!
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[ Grunts ]
Don't report us.
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Please, my son is in dire
need of culture.
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Look at him.
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This is highly irregular,
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but I suppose
if he behaves himself.
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Oh, he will.
Isn't that right, son?
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Whatever you say, Dad.
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Hors d'oeuvres?
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Why thank --
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Alright, throwin' food!
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Perfect for the food fight.
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Food fights?
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Quite right,
food fights are for babies.
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I don't even know
who you are anymore.
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For my next number,
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I'd like to ask for a volunteer
to join me in a duet.
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Hold still while I --
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You!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
un aplauso fuerte.
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Uh...
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♪♪
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If you embarrass me,
I'll have you banned and ejected
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from the underworld
socialite scene.
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[ Low-tempo jazz plays ]
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♪ I tried to forget ♪
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♪ How you left one day ♪
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♪ Please walk away ♪
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♪ But it's cold out here ♪
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♪ Then why did you leave me,
my dear ♪
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♪ Alone with only tears? ♪
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♪ Please,
it's so cold out here ♪
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♪ Leave me alone ♪
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♪ I don't want to
see you again ♪
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♪ And please never
come back ♪
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♪ I couldn't live
without your love ♪
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♪ Just can't go on pretending
and pretending ♪
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♪ That everything's
still the same ♪
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♪ Please let me in ♪
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♪ I want to come hooome ♪
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Wait a minute,
that's a kid!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Stammering ]
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Get this child
out of my club!
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I'm not...
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I can explain!
I swear, I'm I'm an old soul.
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Other kids think I'm boring.
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[ Stammering ] I'm sorry!
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Hey, you!
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Let go of my dad!
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Give up, Vic.
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Our little ruse is over.
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♪ Nia, cuando yo muera ♪
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Oh, "La Martiniana"!
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Aah! I cant believe
I'm missing this.
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Sound engineer:
Hey, do you eat bread?
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Producer: No, not really.
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Me neither.
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It cant be!
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Hey get back here,
pipsqueak.
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[ La Catrina
singing in Spanish ]
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♪♪
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How could I be so blind?
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Don't you see
what's afoot here?
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I take no joy in this.
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Good people,
La Catrina is a fraud!
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[ Record playing ]
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[ Crowd gasps, murmuring ]
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You're a liar!
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Then you wouldn't mind
proving it
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by starting over, right?
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Well, uh, I...
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Of course not.
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Singing off key ]
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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Woman:
I can't believe this.
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[ Speaking Spanish ]
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It's all a farce.
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[ Grunts ]
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Huh!
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Right this way, folks.
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Nothing to see here.
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Don't come back
and tell your friends.
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Let's get out of here, Vic.
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Eep!
Eep!
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[ Bones cracking ]
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Hey, uh, I thought you wanted
us kids out, right?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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[ Growling ]
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Aah!
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Are you ready to
fight like a baby?
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Goo-goo, ga-ga.
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Yeah!
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Hey!
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[ Laughs ]
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Over here!
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Nyeh!
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Deedly deedly dee!
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[ Growling ]
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Whoa!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Panting ]
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Place that record on the ground
and I'll hurt you less.
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Give up, La Catrina.
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This is your vinyl warning.
274
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,546
Ha! You missed.
275
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,418
Oh, did I?
276
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,505
Huh?
277
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,841
[ Screams ]
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00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,385
Come on,
let's get out of here.
279
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♪♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,351
Ah, what a hoot.
282
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,484
I don't think I'll ever be
too old for a food fight.
283
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,231
Glad to
have you back, kid.
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00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,984
[ Horse whinnies ]
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♪ Nia, cuando yo muera ♪
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♪ No llores sobremi tumba ♪
287
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,243
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, Vic?
288
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,704
Yeah,
this song is boring.
289
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,954
Turn it off, please.
290
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,865
♪ Son ay -- ♪
291
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[ Music stops ]
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♪♪
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