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Next.
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Hey I'm uh Evan Kleinman reading
for the role of Jose Perez.
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Oh...
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Cristina I, uh...
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I really like you and I've
been waiting to do this for
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some time...
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Well, the kiss?
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Go.
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Just kiss her, come on.
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Um...
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Go
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Kiss her, come on.
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Okay uh, thank you.
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Can I just go
out and come back in?
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- No. That's not gonna work.
- Nah I'm sorry,
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We're not gonna call you, it's
not gonna happen. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that wasn't good.
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You made out with
someone who had herpes?
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Hahahaha! You loser!
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Has this happened to you?
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Actually sir can you
just drop me off right here
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on this corner. Yeah, thank you.
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Yeah you know what sir I'm
actually gonna get out too.
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What kind of car do you drive?
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This is not
suitable for Gluber pool.
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It says here your
drop off is in the valley.
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I'm just gonna
walk up Laurel Canyon drive.
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Just please
give me five stars. Please?
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Hey dad.
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What's up, son?
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Uh, I just
got out of an audition.
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Actually, yeah, I think
I'm gonna get a callback.
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What's the pay?
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Copy, credit, meal...
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Listen! It's not good enough.
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We've been through this a
million times! I'm an actor!
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Why don't you come back
home and work with your old man?
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Mom and I cannot
see you struggling like that.
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I love you. I gotta go.
Okay? Oh, one last thing!
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Can you wire me some money?
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I have a couple
bills I need to take care of.
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Listen and listen
good! This is the last time.
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Of course, of course Dad.
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Thank you so much. I love you.
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Hey guys! Evan here. I
just got out of an audition and
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it went amazing! I'll keep
you guys posted if I got it.
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Evan out!
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Oh, about time!
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Hello Evan.
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VR mode starting.
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My God...
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Oh Evan...
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I'm so horny.
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Before we start making
out, do you wanna dance?
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I'd love to.
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Let me make you happy.
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Yes.
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The country of Allur
was founded in 1894
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by two hot people.
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No one is certain of its
exact geographical location
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but many speculate
it is in the Middle East.
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The kingdom of Allur was
in such financial crisis that
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the royal guards had
to wear Halloween costumes.
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The kingdom of Allur. A
naturally beautiful country.
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From its scenic
views and flowing rivers
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to its gorgeous natives.
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Our land will transport
you to a world rich with romance
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and passion all
provided by Zuku Zuku.
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For decades Allur has been
the leader in the sacred art
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of love making. Not even the
Kama Sutra knows of such lust.
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Allur, the land of Zuku Zuku.
Travel packages now available.
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Cut!
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This is what we do? This
is shit! This is purely shit!
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- Calm down!
- Imagining a big lollypop!
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Lollypop?
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Lollypop!
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Did you guys like it?
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I loved it! it's great!
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Yes it is fantastic work!
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But we are going
with the other plan.
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You know the Zuku Zuku doesn't
work well anymore anyways.
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All these western hipsters
care about these days is
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quick bang bang sploosh!
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Your royal highness,
Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali!
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Mommy.
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Father.
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Khalid, Khalid! You
made sure my third son is
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occupied during this meeting?
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Oh yes your majesty,
nothing to worry about.
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Darwin Coming!
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Darwin you are so brave,
why don't I just untie you
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and we go back to bed?
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If we ever get out of this,
that villain is going to pay!
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Oh Mister Darwin!
You are so handsome!
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Oh ok, tea time!
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Just come lay with me!
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Our time for today is
over. I have a family meeting.
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I gotta go!
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Where's the mirror?
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There are no mirrors
here. Let me tell you my story.
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Once upon a time I
was born, like I am now, I was
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incredibly handsome...
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It must never leave the palace
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What is this? This is dangerous.
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Is it a baby?
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In fact a witch decreed that if
I ever saw myself in the mirror
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I would turn ugly.
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We made this?
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That's why
there are no mirrors here.
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How unlucky it is that
you'll never be able to witness
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your own beauty?
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And what is more
important than being handsome?
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Nothing my prince.
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The prince must go now.
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It has been decided. We will
complete a two billion dollar
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deal with hip new
energy out in California.
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Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed will
leave tomorrow to seal the deal
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and deliver the
bags of money to Los Angeles.
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Why don't you wire the money?
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Because they want to charge
me a thirty dollar wiring fee!
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What a rip off!
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Sons, this is our last
resort to save the country.
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I trust you to take
care of this. Good day.
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The royal
Highnesses, Prince Fahad!
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What is this father? I'm
hearing about Los Angeles.
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I have been asking years
to send me to Hollywood.
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I'm sending your brothers
Ali and Ahmed to California
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to invest
in new forms of energy.
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Energy is our
business after all.
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I have been
wasting my talents here.
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Your only talent is
having sex and watching
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that stupid Darwin action movie!
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Darwin action films!
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Silence!
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Please father.
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Enough! You're
forbidden to leave this palace.
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The world is full of mirrors
Fahad, and you know what
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happens when you look into one.
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I know what's gonna
happen. I will become ugly
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and I will be sent
to live with the cows.
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Exactly, you have no self
control. You can't be trusted.
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This is for your own safety.
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We are simply trying
to protect you, Fahad.
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Protect me from what my
mom? I'm wasting my time here.
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Meeting adjourned!
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Khalid! Khalid!
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Yes, your majesty.
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I have an important job for you.
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Right hand man
kind of important?
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I need you to
keep Prince Fahad safe.
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Of course your majesty,
that has always been my job.
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You understand
he's always been different.
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It is true. The Prince marches
to the beat of his own drum.
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He's damned ugly!
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Oh yes, that.
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Don't let him ruin the
opportunity to save the country.
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I will not fail you my king.
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Of course you won't.
Otherwise you will be hung.
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Wait, I thought we
don't do that anymore!
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You're right. We
will cut off your testicles.
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Both of them?
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Both of them!
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Oh my god...
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Oh! What?
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What is that?
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Oh you found the new prototype.
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Yeah, I'm testing out
this new hydrocarbon silicone
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polymer composite.
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Wait, so it's a
head that gives head?
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That's the idea.
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Is this a sex toy?
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Mhm.
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Dude you can
make a full robot of her.
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I would so love that. I mean,
just imagine. You and me, we'll
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be able to get with the most
beautiful women in the world
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even if we look like
bridge trolls, which we don't
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by the way.
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And the sex will be real.
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It's sex and the future!
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So this is your plan? Your plan
to finally lose your virginity.
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Nice work
buddy. I'm proud of you.
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But it's
complicated. I'm low on funds.
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So how was last night with that
chick from your acting class?
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Am I good or am I good?
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Ah man, the file, it skipped
a little bit, but otherwise
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incredible.
Barry you're a genius.
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Just wait once I figure out this
sex-bot thing. All I need is
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one pathetic rich guy who's
willing to cough over some
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major mulah...
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Ah!
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You poisoned them?
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They are asleep.
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You took my Xanax.
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Khalid we must go, quickly.
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But I have to
speak to your father
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and brothers
before their flight.
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They are not going. We are.
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No we cannot!
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Khalid.
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The jet is ready for take off. I
am going, either you are going
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with me or you will be hung.
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Follow your partner.
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Watch them. Connect.
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Feel the flow.
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This is the best acting class.
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You should be honored
that I share my time with you.
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Stephanie and Evan focus!
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You haven't paid me
for this class or the last one.
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Yeah about that. My
dad's going to pay, tomorrow?
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Your father?
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Soon, very soon.
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Daddy's gonna pay it soon!
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Back when I was doing
a production of 11th Night...
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I wish I was a millionaire.
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Can you imagine
yourself as a millionaire?
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You'd be cocky and unbearable.
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Yeah I know I would
and I'd like to try it anyway.
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Switch partners.
Rachel you're with Evan.
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Stephanie you are with Aaron.
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And everyone on their feet.
Come on. Let's go. Breathing.
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Very important. Breathing.
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Harrumph!
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Evan?
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Evan? What is this?
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Did I ask you to do this?
What is this?
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This is not part of the
breathing exercise. Ready?
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Ready, yeah.
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Where did you
pick up that bad habit?
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Um..
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Yo, that teacher's a dick.
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Yeah he made you cry dude.
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I'm over it. Yo Throw rooftop
tonight? All the celebrities are
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gonna be there.
Rachel's gonna come with us.
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Sweet.
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Oh yeah, I've been there.
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Is there
something going on tonight?
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Depends, how
many followers do you have?
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Um.. like 20...
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20,000 isn't enough.
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Bro, you need 100,000.
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Oh.
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I got 110. She's got
300. She's blowing up.
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Yeah, Let's ditch this loser.
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She's cute.
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That's my mom.
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At least you
know your followers are real.
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Ten of them are bots, actually.
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I better go, bro. See ya...
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Who the hell are these guys?
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Woo! Lets go
lets go! Fast Fast.
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We don't have
time. Yeah this one.
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- Okay! Okay!
- I'm going. Okay!
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Let's go! We are
here! Woohoo! Go fast!
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What brings you to LA?
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We are here to
begin my acting career.
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No way, that's interesting.
Actually...
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I do a little acting myself.
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That's interesting. Do you
know Darwin? The action star.
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00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,784
Um, no, no.
Can't say that I do.
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Haven't had the pleasure yet.
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Fahad!
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Khalid! We are in America!
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Do not call me
Fahad. Call me Darwin.
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So mister actor driver.
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It's Evan.
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Yes Evan, you
are an actor and an Uber driver?
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Yeah, yeah that's right.
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Have you been in
anything we might have seen?
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No. No.
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I'm still trying
to get thing on track.
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But I do take classes down at
Tantrum Acting Studios though.
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Thats amazing.
Khalid write this down.
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Write it down. We're
gonna go to this class.
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Fahad.
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Darwin. Darwin. Darwin.
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Darwin, we must prioritize,
first securing the
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investment before we
enroll you in any classes.
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What's this investment
you guys are talking about?
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Tech. So what
is hot out here in LA?
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The women.
That's the hottest thing.
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Oh and vegan cheese.
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What? That's disgusting.
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Ew.
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00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,899
Wow, wow
this is just the beginning!
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Thank you so much Mr. Actor Evan
Driver. Here you go.
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Thank you. Oh I'm
so sorry if I offended you.
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Please take this as well!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Fahad!
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Woohoo!
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Wow!
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Darwin!! Woohoo!!!
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Yeah. Yeah. Freeze!
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It is I Darwin!
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Okay, alright. Alright. Yes.
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Oh it feels so good.
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Where did it go? It's
gone, they'll chop my head off!
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Fahad!
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Fahad! Where are you? Fahad!
There was another bag like this,
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did you see it?
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00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,639
What?
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00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,771
There was another
bag like this, did you see it?
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00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,121
I only remember bringing one.
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00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,261
Fahad, where is that bag?
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00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,220
Fahad that bag
had a lot of money in it.
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00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,794
The money your brothers were
going to use to secure that deal
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00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,355
they had in place. The deal
that would have saved our
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00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,357
country and
bought us time out here!
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00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,710
What's going on there?
Why am I looking at the sky?
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00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,886
Your majesty, it's
so good to see you again.
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00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,715
You promised me quick returns
on my energy investment deal.
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00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,501
Why is hip new energy
calling me about the money?
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00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,460
Uh, your majesty it's very early
morning out here and people in
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LA go hiking.
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00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,336
All you had to do was hand them
the money and sign the papers!
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00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,602
You hung up on the king?
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You hung up on the King?
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You hung up on-
You Hung up on the King!
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00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,829
Relax Khalid. Everything will
be fine. We're going to do the
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investment and I will be a movie
star. Someone will find the
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money and bring it
back. I am sure about that.
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A suitcase, let's see if
there's some dirty panties.
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00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,470
The actor driver!
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00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:06,802
This is it?
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00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,589
Yes this is the acting school.
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00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:17,292
Your headshot needs to say
everything about you in one
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00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:22,384
quick glance. It needs to say
you're young but old at the same
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00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:27,694
time. You're elegant,
yet you're mean.
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00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:31,088
You're mean, yet educated.
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00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:34,091
Sneaky, but educated.
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But mentally ill!
Very important!
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00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,794
Wait outside, wait outside!
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00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,539
Excuse me.
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00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,628
My client
wants to take your class but he
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does not like mirrors.
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00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:54,503
Listen pal this is the
world's greatest acting class
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taught by the world's
greatest acting teacher.
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00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,727
You think you can just waltz...
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00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,079
Carry on!
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00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,297
You wait right here.
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00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:10,693
Headshots. Evan, your headshot?
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00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,612
Mr. Evan actor driver sir did we
happen to leave a bag of money
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00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,005
in your car?
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00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:21,530
Uh I
don't think so, no. I'm sorry.
347
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,837
Who is your agent?
348
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:27,144
Oh, you mean
FBI agent? I don't think so.
349
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,319
How'd you find him?
350
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,147
Oh, my father hired him.
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00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,322
Who's your friend?
352
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,281
Oh I'll introduce you, come on.
353
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,631
Hey! I'm Steph.
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00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:36,893
Hi, nice to meet you.
355
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,286
Nice to meet you too.
356
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,898
Wow. Wow. Woo.
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00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:45,772
Hi, my name
is Darwin. You can call me
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D-R-O-O-N-S-N-Y-O
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00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:52,169
Okay, Hi Darwin.
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00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:55,172
Okay party people
back to the headshots!
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00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,652
Come Fahad we must go!
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00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,567
Darwin! Call me Darwin!
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00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,177
Darwin we
must go find the money!
364
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:01,875
I'm not going
anywhere, you can go.
365
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:05,269
You did pay for it. I'm
gonna take this class. Just go.
366
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,447
Did you bring a headshot?
367
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:09,839
What does that mean?
368
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,580
A headshot.
A picture of yourself
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00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,277
Oh, no.
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00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:29,468
So remember keep
working on your scenes privately
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00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:34,255
with your partners an as a
special bonus I have a casting
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00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,736
director from a major major
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00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,173
major studio coming to
see your final presentations.
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00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:46,223
And one last
thing. My new all organic vegan
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00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:49,009
gluten free diet has become
very expensive, so effective
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00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:53,883
immediately the prices for
these classes has gone up 60%.
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00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:58,975
Beat it! Get out of here.
378
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:03,371
And Evan this might be
a good time to call daddy.
379
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:09,246
And Fahad great
work! I'm very impressed!
380
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,726
Is Khalid coming back?
381
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:11,727
I don't think so.
382
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,468
Okay.
383
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,211
I've learned so
much already today and scene!
384
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:19,605
Woohoo! I love it!
385
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,259
Well Tommy is the
greatest actor of all time
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00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:23,826
as he constantly reminds us.
387
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,872
We're doomed!
388
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:28,396
Oh, wow, this guys looks
like he needs a drink.
389
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,571
Yeah
390
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:30,877
I agree with you.
391
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,245
You guys wanna go to my place?
392
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:33,575
Yeah let's go.
393
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,185
Cool. Follow me.
394
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,681
Barry! We have company!
395
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,509
Come on in.
396
00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,862
Oh.
Hello hello!
397
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,472
Ugh, Barry.
398
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,257
How are you?
399
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,262
You look awfully
familiar. Have we met?
400
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:09,959
Oh no no no.
401
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,720
It's not who you
think it is. No it's not her.
402
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,310
You're the
chick from the VR machine!
403
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:16,313
No, no, that's not her!
Barry just let that one go.
404
00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,098
Just be quiet.
Rachel, Steph.
405
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,032
Do you guys mind giving me
a few minutes you guys can
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00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,318
wait in my room. Thank you!
407
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:22,772
Evan,
I'm like 99.9 percent sure.
408
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,278
It's not her. Let it go.
409
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:28,761
Jeez Evan.
410
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:35,855
Oh my God. You
think he likes himself?
411
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:40,163
He's so pretty.
412
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:43,645
What is this?
413
00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:46,692
It's like VR.
It's like a video game.
414
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,484
Dude you got her to move.
415
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,486
Yeah, she even talks.
416
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,315
Are you the
head that gives head?
417
00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:04,057
- I certainly am.
- Would you like a blowjob now?
418
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,512
Yeah, so I solved all the
complexities and just built her.
419
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,495
What do you think?
420
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:08,757
Spectacular.
421
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,716
Would you like a blowjob now?
422
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:15,416
Yes, I want one. It's been two
days without any romance. Wow!
423
00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:18,375
I think she's
my soulmate. I'm in love!
424
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:19,812
Come on man. Don't be stupid.
425
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,641
You can't
fall in love with a robot.
426
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:30,170
Oh, Evan I'm
so glad you're here.
427
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:32,259
Oh my God!
428
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,175
I'm so horny.
429
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,307
What?
430
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:42,225
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my god.
431
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,401
How much will you
need for full body prototypes?
432
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,771
Oh, I'll take over from here.
No, I got this. I got this.
433
00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:50,669
Um as the spokesperson
for, uh, Evan Advanced
434
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:54,411
Robotics Corporation. We'll need
a minimum investment of ten
435
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:58,502
million dollars for a single
prototype and a retainer fee for
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00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,026
further production.
437
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,525
I have an idea.
I'm going to call the king.
438
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,549
Deal!
439
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:03,812
Beautiful. Thank you!
440
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:04,987
What is this?
441
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,423
No, Rachel, take that off!
442
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,426
Hey turn it off,
turn it off! Is it off?
443
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,909
It's for acting class
I'm a method actor.
444
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,781
What?
445
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,697
It's not real. Just go back to
my room. Back to my room.
446
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:21,003
I knew it was her!
447
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,181
Can you believe they made me
park my boat on the
448
00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:29,751
other side of the port? I had to
walk 30 meters to my golf cart.
449
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,146
Tell me about it,
my son just spent a fortune on
450
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,498
sex robots. Can
you believe that? Sex robots.
451
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,108
Sex robots?
452
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,023
I am truly embarrassed.
453
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,852
I have been very interested in
artificial intelligence for some
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00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:47,638
time now. The implications.
455
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,077
They are sending me a prototype.
456
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:58,345
Can you tell
your son to send two. Twenty!
457
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,615
Khalid had found a way to save
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00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,749
his ass from
losing that briefcase.
459
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,624
Well, well wow. Wow!
460
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,322
Barry! Barry!
461
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:20,933
What are you working on buddy?
462
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:25,024
Just this new
prototype. Hi everyone.
463
00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,330
This place is...
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00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:28,897
Where stars are born!
465
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,995
Everything's okay!
466
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:42,519
This is very
unprofessional in my opinion.
467
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:46,436
Don't use the jacket. We
paid good money for that!
468
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,135
Khalid, should we run?
469
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:50,484
You run. I stay.
470
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:53,835
I'm running.
471
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:52,198
Welcome to Evanbots! This is the
assembly room where every part
472
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:54,417
is hand assembled.
473
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:57,943
First here at our nail painting
station is my buddy Barry.
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00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:01,772
After assembly
every part then moves on to
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00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:06,125
rigorous testing for movement.
This here is my buddy Dale,
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00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:09,955
our handshake specialist
manning the hand job.
477
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:13,306
Thank you sir. Up next
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00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,526
we go to our breast augmentation
station. We have over 1500
479
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:21,053
different types of boobs for
your choosing. How are you sir?
480
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,055
You're doing great pal.
481
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:25,448
Now I'd like for you to follow
me to quality control.
482
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:26,622
Come this way.
483
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,843
This is a private testing area.
484
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:32,455
I've got 10
more of these to test today!
485
00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,328
You get the
idea. Quality control.
486
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:39,854
At Evanbots, we love
you and our robots do too.
487
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:43,031
Here at Evanbots
even you can get laid.
488
00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:46,643
At Evanbots
satisfaction guaranteed.
489
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:49,255
The customer comes first.
490
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:54,042
Women aren't robots.
They're not sex toys.
491
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,479
They're
thinking, feeling people.
492
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:58,612
Don't you see the
damage this does to people?
493
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,222
They are just dolls.
494
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:02,485
With perfect
bodies, willing to do anything
495
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,097
they're
programmed by a man to do.
496
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,055
I see what you're saying.
497
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,275
Do you?
498
00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:12,713
Barry how smart
is the artificial intelligence
499
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,671
of these robot women.
500
00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:17,500
Pretty smart, I
programmed them so they learn at
501
00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:21,678
a high level. The idea is they
evolve and the sexual experience
502
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,680
are new and
more satisfying every time.
503
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:27,380
Wow, that's amazing! High five.
504
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:30,296
Alright see you. Wow.
505
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,124
Sex sound.
506
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,653
Fahad waited
like a creep until everyone left
507
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,568
the factory that night.
508
00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:46,529
- Well, well, well. Woo!
- Wow. I love that.
509
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,010
WOO! Hoo, Hoo. Bark, Bark!
510
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:51,534
Time to put the final
ingredient together.
511
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,536
Ladies and gentlemen.
512
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:57,671
Haha there are no
gentlemen. Ladies,
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00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:01,153
You are going
to my home the kingdom of Allur.
514
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:05,461
You might be aware of our
tradition of zuku zuku. Zuku
515
00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:10,597
zuku is more than love. Zuku
zuku is more than romance.
516
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,687
Zuku zuku is more than sex.
517
00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:17,212
1,000 orgasms working as one.
518
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,040
Zuku Zuku!
519
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,694
Zuku Zuku!
520
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:23,088
Wow, Zuku Zuku.
521
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,350
Zuku Zuku!
522
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,656
Lets do it!
523
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,841
Wow, Wow. Woo Hoo, hoo!
524
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,239
Good evening. I'm Talia Kaplan.
525
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,415
Joining us tonight
is Evan Kleinman, the
526
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:33,114
CEO of Evan Advanced Robotics
corporation, which is now
527
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:36,378
bringing the tiny kingdom
of Allur back from bankruptcy.
528
00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:40,556
Thank you very much for joining
us. So why sex robots and why
529
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:41,949
only the kingdom of Allur?
530
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,472
Okay, First, things first.
531
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,300
Is my
Instagram handle down there?
532
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:46,997
Yeah, it is?
533
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:51,132
I'm sorry, what was your
question? Right. Sex robots.
534
00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:53,917
Of course. Um,
yeah sex robots. It
535
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,442
was an idea that I've had
brewing in the back of my head
536
00:34:56,616 --> 00:35:01,011
for, gosh, quite some time and
it's a concept I've come back
537
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:05,538
to over and over again. You know
something I really believed in.
538
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:09,324
You build all your robots right
here in Los Angeles yet you ship
539
00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:12,849
every single one to the
kingdom of Allur. Why?
540
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,764
Well
you know i thought it would be a
541
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:17,637
good place to start. I saw their
country really struggling and
542
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,857
this was an opportunity
to get them back on track.
543
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,382
You know at Evanbots
we're all about giving back.
544
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,862
Alright, well when do you plan
to expand and when will you
545
00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:28,517
start selling these robots
right here in the United States.
546
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:29,692
Soon, very soon.
547
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,651
The contracts are in place and
548
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,523
soon we will
have worldwide distribution.
549
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,438
Alright, well that's all the
550
00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:38,895
time we have for tonight thank
you very much Evan Kleinman.
551
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,095
Hold on, is my Instagram
handle down there? Yeah?
552
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,228
Can you confirm, is it there?
553
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,881
Alright,
well everybody have a good
554
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:47,710
night. Thank you
so much for joining us.
555
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:52,498
Wow, I love that.
556
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,244
Yo that was awesome! Did
you guys see me! My followers
557
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,115
are going through the roof.
558
00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,986
Barry we gotta
start production on
559
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,858
these beautiful
babies immediately.
560
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:07,904
You completely left me out.
You gave me no credit at all.
561
00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:11,299
Dude, I didn't wanna complicate
things, okay?
562
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,495
We know you're the real deal.
Let the people think what they
563
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:16,174
want. We're gonna need 10,000 of
these by the end of the month.
564
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,348
Can you make that happen?
565
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,306
Wait, wait, 10,000?
566
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,480
Yes.
567
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:20,569
Allur already has enough.
568
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,505
You weren't serious about
what you said on the TV
569
00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:24,984
show right?
We're not expanding to America.
570
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,682
If we bring the
robots here then what makes
571
00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:28,423
Allur so special,
what brings in the tourists?
572
00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,579
Look you didn't think we could
limit this to just one
573
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:32,451
dinky little country did you?
574
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:35,105
If we don't make and sell
these here somebody else will.
575
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,980
Believe me, and what
good does that do Allur? Right?
576
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:43,984
Okay, I saved your
kingdom dude. You're welcome.
577
00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:45,158
Thank you.
578
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,553
Just trust me.
579
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:53,776
I often ask
myself: is technology enough?
580
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,909
If it isn't human...
581
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:59,260
If it doesn't touch you...
582
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,784
If it doesn't feel you up...
583
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:06,528
and down, then
what is technology?
584
00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:08,661
But one more gizmo
585
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:13,056
on the road to a
cold hard gizmo-ocracy.
586
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,537
Let me put it this way.
587
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:20,194
Sexual satisfaction. What is it?
588
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:24,981
Can you touch it?
Can you hold it?
589
00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:29,595
You sure as hell can! Ladies
and gentleman introducing the
590
00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:33,076
Evanbots for the
American marketplace!
591
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:44,000
And just like that the robots
592
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:48,440
were sweeping horny Americans
all over the country.
593
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,834
Yo I hear those robots perform
that zuku zuku shit man.
594
00:37:52,008 --> 00:37:55,142
This is what
we needed in America.
595
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,302
Cheers to Evanbots and me
finally moving out of Barry's
596
00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:25,868
crappy apartment.
597
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,001
Hey! Why
would you say that?
598
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:30,308
I'm Evan!
599
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,092
Oh.
600
00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:33,398
What's your name?
601
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:35,530
I don't know.
602
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,227
You don't know your own name?
603
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:40,448
No, I don't know if I
want to tell you my name.
604
00:38:40,622 --> 00:38:43,582
Oh, well maybe you do. I'm Evan
605
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:47,325
of Evanbots and we're
kind of a hot company right now.
606
00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:50,240
Well, what do you
do, or make, or whatever?
607
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,112
We make sex robots!
608
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:55,158
Ew.
609
00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,990
What did you tell her?
610
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:03,341
I don't know.
611
00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:07,388
Anyway, Steph you want to
run lines with me tomorrow?
612
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:09,521
Sorry, I got a protest to
613
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,132
attend outside
your factory tomorrow.
614
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,134
Steph, come on.
615
00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:17,137
Okay, Wednesday!
616
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:22,577
Oh, hey! Got here
quicker than I expected.
617
00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:28,453
Guys this is my cousin Vanessa.
Here have a seat.
618
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,325
This is Evan.
619
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,807
Well I have to go. I have some
620
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:37,375
coding to get through
before I call it a night.
621
00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:39,855
Okay good night.
Oh, I gotta go to
622
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:42,380
I'll see you guys.
Good night.
623
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:57,351
What's your name?
624
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:58,526
Vanessa.
625
00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,745
What is it?
626
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,616
Vanessa.
627
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,966
Oh.
628
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:09,755
Although he was now
rich, Evan was still a bitch.
629
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:12,192
We are better
than this as a society.
630
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:16,414
When
men and women aren't equal this
631
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:20,418
kind of grotesque
objectification will not stand!
632
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:27,163
We aren't against sex. We aren't
against sexuality but we insist
633
00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:29,078
on two consenting adults to
634
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:32,560
equal consent. Don't go! Shit!
635
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:39,393
Wow, Steph, Steph. Steph.
636
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,570
Again where
are all the protestors?
637
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,267
It's not that funny.
638
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,922
We are providing maximum
pleasures to people who have
639
00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:49,011
difficulty finding pleasure.
640
00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:52,580
It's for poor man who is
suffering from anxiety and
641
00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:55,017
doesn't have confidence
and good looks.
642
00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:56,628
What?
643
00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,562
It's for man who want to have
sex with women!
644
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:02,808
And by the way no
one has good looks like me.
645
00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:04,592
It's a blessing from God!
646
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:06,464
Hey Fahad!
647
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:09,728
I got to go and good
luck with the protestors!
648
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,647
Things were going great for
Evanbots.
649
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:17,562
They got a Jew and an Asian guy
650
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:20,216
with a gray wig to
give them additional funding for
651
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,305
mass production
across the world.
652
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,458
Barry look
at the ratio here. It's a bar
653
00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:48,375
full of women. How is it
possible, you're alone again?
654
00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:53,206
Look, do you plan on being
a virgin for the rest of your
655
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:56,122
life?
656
00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:59,429
God.
657
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:04,130
You know
you have really nice eyes.
658
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,263
Nice eyes? That's all?
659
00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:11,485
Oh, and the
bags underneath them.
660
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:13,269
Oh.
661
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:16,055
I'm sorry I'm just not used to
being around somebody
662
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,187
so beautiful.
663
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:19,841
You know. You're a lot more
664
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,974
charming than
you give yourself credit for.
665
00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,063
Evan, I'm so glad you made it.
666
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:25,237
Hey!
667
00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:26,325
Isn't this place awesome?
668
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:28,371
Yeah, yeah it's incredible.
669
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,025
I'm Rachel, who are you?
670
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,550
Vanessa.
671
00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:34,726
You lucky girl. Evan must have
672
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,684
shown you his
VR toy in his bedroom.
673
00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:39,861
Oh no, no, no, no.
That's just...
674
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:43,299
Yeah, uh anyway,
good seeing you and sorry for
675
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:46,302
interrupting, but a bunch of us
are going golfing tomorrow with
676
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,000
the real stars of Instagram and
677
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,437
since you're way over 500k,
would you want to come?
678
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,961
Yes! That would be awesome.
679
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,441
Vanessa will join me.
680
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:58,097
Yeah. Yeah.
681
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,797
Yo bro. I love your robots!
682
00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:04,277
Thank you!
683
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:05,974
Dude, four hours last night
with one.
684
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:08,150
We aim to please.
It's in our mission statement.
685
00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,524
Do you follow me on Instagram?
686
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,074
Of course I
follow you on Instagram.
687
00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,696
Wait for the updates on the
future bots.
688
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,679
It's gonna blow your mind.
689
00:43:14,853 --> 00:43:16,289
Dude I love your selfies!
690
00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:17,551
Thank you.
691
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:19,161
Evan Kleinman!
692
00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:20,859
Show him the present.
693
00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:25,472
Um, we baked
you a special cupcake.
694
00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:30,912
Um, thank you?
695
00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:33,349
Yeah, thanks.
696
00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:36,309
You're welcome bro.
Let's get out of here.
697
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,790
See you guys.
698
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:41,967
Do you want to get out of here?
699
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:43,969
Yes.
700
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:12,214
That special cupcake had LSD,
701
00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:16,349
CBD, Propecia and Viagra in it.
702
00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:42,114
Hey Virgin.
703
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,812
What?
704
00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:49,774
Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
705
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:54,387
Virgin Virgin Virgin!
706
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:56,650
I said stop it!
707
00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:15,582
Hey Mate, you got a light?
708
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:20,630
Hey mister, I don't bite.
709
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,859
Mate you alright?
710
00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:33,818
You don't bite?
711
00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:42,478
Looks like you need a little
BP. Barry Penis.
712
00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,306
Say hello to little Barry.
713
00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:50,095
Come to the Barry.
714
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,849
This is unacceptable.
715
00:46:05,023 --> 00:46:08,504
My client is clearly
guilty! I mean innocent!
716
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,506
You need to
resign immediately otherwise the
717
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,421
entire company will be
in jeopardy.
718
00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:14,835
I didn't know what was going on,
I don't remember any of this.
719
00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:17,731
It's all over Facebook,
Instagram, Snapchat.
720
00:46:17,905 --> 00:46:19,254
I mean even Twitter.
721
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:21,319
Someone's out to get me.
Evan just tell the media
722
00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:23,084
someone's out to get me.
723
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,888
Well I'm afraid
that's not going to cut it.
724
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:28,742
Khalid, tell
them this isn't me. Tell them!
725
00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:31,179
It looks like you.
726
00:46:31,353 --> 00:46:32,353
Fahad?
727
00:46:32,441 --> 00:46:34,139
Not you, definitely not you.
728
00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,141
Evan will vouch
for me, won't you Evan?
729
00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:38,491
You sexually
assaulted a paparazzo, bro!
730
00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:40,928
I created this!
731
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,323
Look, we got a
golf game to get to.
732
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:48,675
Get rid of him. Do it quick.
Nothing personal, Barry.
733
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,853
That's not cool!
734
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:56,639
Don't touch me!
735
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:24,276
Freeze! Darwin here.
736
00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:29,759
Oh, will you marry me Maria?
737
00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:32,850
My name isn't Maria, but yes.
738
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:34,590
Yes.
739
00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:45,558
And last but not
least, Steph and Evan.
740
00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,441
You had your chance Jonathan.
741
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,574
I've moved on.
742
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:08,059
One last time Elizabeth, that's
all I ask. Do the snake
743
00:48:08,233 --> 00:48:11,149
dance for me and I'll leave you
alone forever.
744
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:18,025
One last time.
745
00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:41,309
Wow, Bravo! Bravo!
746
00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:45,400
Okay, apparently Evan decided to
747
00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:49,317
take the knee on tonight's
performance.
748
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,276
But one more question
before we conclude our
749
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:55,367
evening of horrible theatre.
How many people here noticed
750
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:58,500
that I've lost weight?
751
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,857
How could he do this to me?
752
00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:11,035
Steph, the scene is over.
753
00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:13,602
And remember,
you have an opportunity
754
00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:16,997
to get back at him
on national TV tomorrow.
755
00:49:17,171 --> 00:49:19,304
Oh shit, the debate is tomorrow.
756
00:49:19,478 --> 00:49:20,479
Yes!
757
00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:21,480
Screw it.
758
00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:22,654
What?
759
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:23,525
I want to get drunk.
760
00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:25,919
Oh. Oh, no no.
761
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:35,102
You're kinda cute,
you know that?
762
00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:36,930
Yes I know that.
763
00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:38,932
You do?
764
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:40,934
Of course I do.
765
00:49:42,762 --> 00:49:47,375
Do you maybe
want to come back to my place?
766
00:49:47,549 --> 00:49:50,639
Steph,
you have tremendous talent but
767
00:49:50,813 --> 00:49:52,163
Fahad needs to be with the
768
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:55,818
prettiest
girl in the world! I'm sorry.
769
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:02,173
You're talking about yourself
in the third person now?
770
00:50:02,347 --> 00:50:04,020
- It's the king.
- Fahad, we must go at once.
771
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,568
Oh, the king,
okay. Take revenge!
772
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:11,182
Oh, okay the king. Cheerio,
governor, pinkies up! Pip pip.
773
00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:17,623
Welcome to access Taliwood
with my co-host Rick Rainbow.
774
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,494
Hi!
775
00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:22,932
Today show is solely dedicated
to talking about Evan Kleinman.
776
00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:26,371
That Evan
Kleinman is so hot right now.
777
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:30,070
Yeah and guys he
is blowing up on social media.
778
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,204
I just want to gobble
him up. Yum yum yum yum.
779
00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:37,034
This is great news! Are you guys
seeing this? This is incredible.
780
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:38,774
Alright, I got to go.
781
00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:41,516
Wait a minute. I want
to talk to you about Steph.
782
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,570
She's the only thing
on my mind right now, okay?
783
00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,259
But you stood
her up at the showcase.
784
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:47,131
And she'll get over it.
785
00:50:47,305 --> 00:50:50,743
Oh really? You can really
be a dick sometimes. Asshole!
786
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:53,354
So rude.
787
00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,419
You know what makes me
the most mad? Is that at the
788
00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:57,465
end of this I'm the stupid one
because I thought I'd give him
789
00:50:57,489 --> 00:50:58,988
him a chance to actually
come back and apologize
790
00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,772
and maybe try to talk
things out, but no, I'm
791
00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:02,905
the stupid one. He's
late to his own stupid show that
792
00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:03,929
I agreed to be on.
793
00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:04,757
He's coming.
794
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:06,759
Unbelievable.
795
00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:08,108
Hey!
796
00:51:08,282 --> 00:51:09,762
Hey? Where
were you yesterday?
797
00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,416
Look, Steph.
798
00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:13,430
You know how important
that showcase was to me.
799
00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:16,334
I know and I'm sorry. Okay?
800
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,640
Look I have a
million other things that are
801
00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:21,121
more important on
my plate right now.
802
00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:23,254
Other things
like your new friends?
803
00:51:23,428 --> 00:51:26,126
I was playing golf with the real
stars of Instagram. Me!
804
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,998
Think about that for a
second. How incredible is that?
805
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:30,565
Wow that's just...
806
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:31,871
You're an asshole!
807
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:33,829
And I fell asleep.
I had a snooze.
808
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:35,744
That's
your excuse? Fatigue?
809
00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:38,182
Look the whole
world doesn't revolve around
810
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:40,749
you and your stupid little
theatre scene. Okay?
811
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,403
And in case you haven't noticed.
Wait!
812
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,930
I don't even
show up to that anymore!
813
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:45,293
We used to be friends, remember?
814
00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:46,581
Yeah, when I was nobody.
815
00:51:46,755 --> 00:51:48,409
Oh, you are somebody, alright!
816
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,281
I have followers now!
817
00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:53,197
Yeah, you have herpes following
you from your little girlfriend.
818
00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:57,853
Good evening and thank you for
watching talking with Talia.
819
00:51:58,027 --> 00:52:01,161
Joining us tonight is Evan
Kleinman the CEO of Evan
820
00:52:01,335 --> 00:52:04,338
Advanced Robotics Corporation
and we also have Sarah
821
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,775
Stein-Goldberg, the
president of the
822
00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:09,909
feminist empowerment mission
advanced level experience, aka
823
00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:13,217
female. Thank you both
so very much for joining us.
824
00:52:13,391 --> 00:52:17,003
You, a man, don't have the right
to say that your robot girl toys
825
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,700
aren't sexist.
826
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:20,876
We're providing entertainment.
827
00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:23,357
For men. And what
kind of real man would prefer a
828
00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:26,055
doll to a living
breathing woman?
829
00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:29,668
Me! That'd be awesome.
830
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:33,193
There's one guy.
You know you wouldn't believe
831
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:36,762
how realistic the
breathing in our products are.
832
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:39,895
Ugh, aren't you afraid these
plastic computers are going to
833
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:42,289
get hacked, jeopardizing
the lives of millions?
834
00:52:42,463 --> 00:52:45,727
No our servers are triple secure
835
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,861
and besides
there's a kill switch.
836
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:50,558
A kill switch?
837
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:51,753
That's right, with
one click of a button we can
838
00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:53,257
shut them all down.
839
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,174
So if your hotbots aren't
sexist, why do you only
840
00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:59,350
manufacture female robots, huh?
841
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:02,135
Why not make male
robots for the females to enjoy?
842
00:53:02,309 --> 00:53:05,921
You're right, you're right!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
843
00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:07,923
We will immediately
begin development on
844
00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:09,708
male bots for the market.
845
00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:12,537
Follow me on Instagram at
Evan the CEO
846
00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:15,017
for updates on male bots!
847
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,933
Ah, I'll definitely be trying
one of those! Well that's all
848
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,347
the time we have for tonight
folks. Thank you for watching
849
00:53:20,371 --> 00:53:21,546
and have a good night.
850
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,938
Thank you Steph!
851
00:53:23,112 --> 00:53:24,418
Why did you say that?
852
00:53:24,592 --> 00:53:26,942
We never discussed making
male robots and
853
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,036
that's the sort of
thing you need to take to the-
854
00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:33,166
Shut up! Alright you work
for me! Look, I was challenged
855
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:36,952
and I took up that challenge.
My followers demand it.
856
00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:38,476
This is way too complicated.
857
00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:40,062
The job description
said all we'd have to do
858
00:53:40,086 --> 00:53:42,871
is have sex with robots.
859
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:45,918
You know, Barry never really
told us what he was up to.
860
00:53:46,092 --> 00:53:49,356
He didn't exactly share.
861
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,793
What the
hell am I paying you guys for?
862
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:55,580
Maybe it is in our best
interest in bringing Barry back.
863
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:59,888
I agree. One hundred percent.
864
00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:05,503
That Evan Kleinman
is so hot right now!
865
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:09,246
Yeah, and guys he
is blowing up on social media.
866
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:13,293
I just want to gobble him up.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
867
00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:25,000
Hello?
868
00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,964
No, I'd love to come back.
869
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,419
This or this?
870
00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:54,943
Do you think he's going to come?
871
00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:57,903
I don't know. We'll see.
872
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,832
Thanks for coming
man, I appreciate it.
873
00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:16,138
No Problem.
874
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,055
I bet you're
still mad at me, huh?
875
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:24,495
I understand. It
wasn't personal.
876
00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:28,237
Exactly, it wasn't. So let's get
back to work man!
877
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,022
You got a company
to build. Let's go.
878
00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:32,111
Let's!
879
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,642
Yeah.
880
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:51,086
I have never felt
881
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:54,438
so uncomfortable
making a bot before.
882
00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:57,832
Especially the genitals.
883
00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:01,183
Would you like a massage?
884
00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:14,371
This is what
we needed in America!
885
00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:22,901
That's what I'm saying.
886
00:56:23,075 --> 00:56:24,859
All he does all day
is pay attention to me.
887
00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:27,079
It's creeping me out!
888
00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:28,863
Hello.
889
00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:31,083
I gotta go.
890
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:35,783
What?
891
00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:38,090
Do you need a hug?
892
00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:40,135
I do not.
893
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:43,922
Do you want to tell me
fascinating stories about the
894
00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:48,274
good times you've had with your
female friends. I'm all ears.
895
00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:50,885
No I want you to ignore me.
896
00:56:51,059 --> 00:56:54,323
Go watch
football on TV, away from me.
897
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:57,152
But I'm
designed to only look at you.
898
00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:59,807
I give you the night
off! You are free to go.
899
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:03,550
Go have fun with your friends,
get drunk, come home late.
900
00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:06,031
Oh, you want to have sex?
901
00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:08,337
No. Oh my god. Where's the box.
902
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:11,471
I'm sending you back.
I need my money back.
903
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:14,822
80 percent of the man bots are
being returned! I need a real
904
00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:18,565
man! That's what
she says, I need a real man.
905
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,175
Don't they work right?
906
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,829
I've heard the sex is fantastic.
907
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:23,440
They work fine!
908
00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,920
The sex is fine!
It's not a technical issue.
909
00:57:26,094 --> 00:57:27,313
It's their attitude.
910
00:57:33,188 --> 00:57:37,192
Okay, I get it. I get it!
The man bots were a bust.
911
00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:39,194
You know,
Steph knew this would happen.
912
00:57:39,368 --> 00:57:40,631
She tricked me into this.
913
00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:43,155
Hey! Don't
blame this on Steph, okay?
914
00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:44,939
Right, We gotta go.
915
00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:46,941
Where are you going?
916
00:57:47,115 --> 00:57:50,684
The big show. Couple of the
year. Homosapian magazine!
917
00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:55,950
Homo... Sapians.
918
00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:58,213
You'll all be watching. I hope.
919
00:57:58,387 --> 00:57:59,911
Okay good luck.
920
00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:04,002
Oh, Barry, what are you doing?
921
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:06,831
Figuring out how
to be able to remotely access
922
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,573
neuro-structures of mammals
to be able to send customized
923
00:58:09,747 --> 00:58:11,618
signals spinally and ultimately
924
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,838
modify the hypothalamus!
925
00:58:17,798 --> 00:58:19,626
Control their minds.
926
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,975
Control their minds?
927
00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:22,411
Hhm, hmmm.
928
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:25,327
Wow. Okay,
I gotta go to meet Steph.
929
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,765
I'll see you.
930
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:47,872
Hello!
931
00:58:48,046 --> 00:58:48,873
Hey!
932
00:58:49,047 --> 00:58:50,222
Welcome, come on in.
933
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:52,920
Wow. Cool place.
934
00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:55,314
Oh, thank you. Woo.
935
00:58:58,056 --> 00:58:59,884
Hey, I really enjoyed
your script by the way.
936
00:59:00,058 --> 00:59:02,277
Oh, thank you,
I owe it to myself.
937
00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:04,149
By the way,
Evan and Vanessa are on
938
00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:05,759
TV, we
should probably watch them.
939
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,152
Ugh, do we have to?
940
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,155
Yes it's background noise.
941
00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:14,463
Fine, but the second he gets
obnoxious we turn it off right?
942
00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:26,606
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
943
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:30,131
Right, um, that way?
944
00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:31,305
The TV is this way.
945
00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:32,437
Cool.
946
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,832
Okay.
I'll be back!
947
00:59:38,879 --> 00:59:43,797
Dang, swanky place.
948
00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:45,531
I wish my
parents could get me something
949
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:50,282
like this. What's this?
A big ass photo of you.
950
00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:53,590
Oh.
951
01:00:00,509 --> 01:00:03,295
Hey Steph, here is our scene.
952
01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:09,040
Oh. Ohhhh.
953
01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:14,349
Fahad, something wrong?
954
01:00:17,135 --> 01:00:18,527
Is this a mirror?
955
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,181
Fahad, are you okay?
956
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:21,355
Is this a mirror?
957
01:00:21,487 --> 01:00:22,836
Uh, yeah?
958
01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,925
Is this my face?
959
01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:26,492
You're joking right?
960
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:27,841
Is this me?
961
01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:30,322
Uh, yeah?
962
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:32,585
No! It's not me!
963
01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:36,458
No. Is it a mirror?
964
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,199
Are you okay?
965
01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:39,984
It's not me. No it cannot be.
966
01:00:40,158 --> 01:00:41,701
Are you like
having a stroke or something?
967
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:42,769
This me?
968
01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:44,205
Fahad, what is it?
969
01:00:44,379 --> 01:00:47,948
No! What did you do?
970
01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:49,491
That mirror was
covered for a reason!
971
01:00:49,515 --> 01:00:51,343
What? I didn't know!
972
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,217
Fahad, Fahad we have to talk.
973
01:00:56,391 --> 01:00:58,567
There is nothing you can say.
974
01:00:59,394 --> 01:01:02,397
I will never
star in any action movies!
975
01:01:02,571 --> 01:01:07,228
Fahad, we need to talk. You
have always looked this way.
976
01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:10,144
No! My mom told me that my
father told me that. Everyone
977
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:12,843
told me do not look in mirror.
978
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:17,412
Look at me now. I cannot
believe this is my face.
979
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:19,893
Fahad you have
always looked this way.
980
01:01:20,067 --> 01:01:22,983
The mirror did not make you
ugly. It's just a mirror.
981
01:01:24,071 --> 01:01:25,203
There is no curse.
982
01:01:25,377 --> 01:01:27,945
No curse?
This is me? Is this me?
983
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:30,251
It's always been me?
984
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:33,341
No, no, no!
985
01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:35,126
No, no Fahad. No, no, no!
986
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:38,085
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you from all my heart!
987
01:01:38,259 --> 01:01:39,434
Fahad?
988
01:01:39,608 --> 01:01:40,716
He looked in the
mirror its not my fault!
989
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:41,828
I swear it's not my fault!
990
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,612
You lied to me, why?
991
01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:48,443
You are beautiful on the inside.
992
01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:50,837
Fahad, we were
trying to protect you.
993
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,448
Your mother, she
wanted you to be happy.
994
01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:56,930
By hiding me from my own image?
Screw everything. Screw the
995
01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:59,890
Screw the company.
Screw the kingdom.
996
01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:03,937
Do not ever call
me again. Do not call me.
997
01:02:05,504 --> 01:02:09,508
Never. Do not call me!
998
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,652
Come on Evan, pick up!
999
01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:27,482
Evans phone here. Do you follow
me on Instagram?
1000
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:32,618
If you don't I will not call you
back. At Evan the CEO.
1001
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:40,713
Despite the companies failure
with the manbots, Evan's stardom
1002
01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:45,370
and relationship with Vanessa
rose to new levels of fame.
1003
01:02:45,544 --> 01:02:48,503
Good evening everyone! And thank
you for watching goodnight with
1004
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:52,899
Talia. We have a fantastic
guest for you tonight, Evanessa!
1005
01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,509
Couple of the year,
1006
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:58,035
welcome, welcome.
Hi, nice to meet you.
1007
01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,516
Nice to see you again. Thank
you for being here and folks
1008
01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:04,868
we are breaking every records
rating for a Tuesday night in
1009
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:07,914
July. Congratulations on being
named couple of the year.
1010
01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:08,915
Thank you.
1011
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:11,048
Please have a seat.
1012
01:03:11,222 --> 01:03:12,963
So tell me Evan how
did you guys first meet?
1013
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:16,053
Well we actually
met through her cousin, Barry.
1014
01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:20,274
Probably the strangest, funniest
looking little guy I've ever
1015
01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:23,669
known and he's Vanessa's
cousin and we were at
1016
01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:26,541
Throw rooftop lounge one
night and she was there to meet
1017
01:03:26,715 --> 01:03:28,500
him and
we've hit it off ever since.
1018
01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:30,894
Oh, how romantic.
1019
01:03:31,068 --> 01:03:33,679
Well, your robots, they are so
real why date a
1020
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:35,376
real woman, no offense.
1021
01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:38,466
Well, yes our
robots are perfect,
1022
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,208
I mean perfection
personified but, uh-
1023
01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,472
it's Vanessa's flaws
that I'm in love with.
1024
01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:46,561
Ohhhh...
1025
01:03:46,735 --> 01:03:48,955
Well, how does
it feel to be so famous, so
1026
01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:53,177
beautiful, so successful, toast
of the town. Couple of the year.
1027
01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,961
It feels
sensational Tamara. Just-
1028
01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:56,441
Talia.
1029
01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,878
Whatever, Tamara.
It's sensational and it
1030
01:03:59,052 --> 01:04:01,576
feels really, really good.
1031
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:04,144
Yeah and there's a lot of people
I'd like to thank, uh,
1032
01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:07,452
starting with, um,
1033
01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:09,386
whatever, it doesn't matter
I don't remember their names
1034
01:04:09,410 --> 01:04:14,328
anyways. But there is one thing
I would like to add.
1035
01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:18,811
Vanessa, you
would be the perfect addition-
1036
01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:21,031
to my portfolio.
1037
01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:24,556
Oh my goodness,
it appears we have a proposal.
1038
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:25,992
What do you say?
1039
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,342
Will you marry me?
1040
01:04:29,082 --> 01:04:30,605
Buenisimo.
1041
01:04:30,779 --> 01:04:31,998
Oh, you speak Spanish.
1042
01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:35,436
Suburashi. Zeh Tov Maod!
1043
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:38,613
Marhabban Marhabban Marhabban.
1044
01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:41,878
Yes proceed to the
route. In and Out burger.
1045
01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:43,332
Should we go to the sahara tent?
1046
01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:44,465
Vanessa, the
whole world is watching.
1047
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:45,489
What are you doing?
1048
01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:47,709
Pie equals 3.14159265359.
1049
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,973
Baby, baby, baby...
1050
01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:54,064
Vanessa. Vanessa.
1051
01:04:54,238 --> 01:04:58,416
Oh, my goodness! Breaking news
Vanessa is a robot!
1052
01:05:00,157 --> 01:05:03,203
No! No!
1053
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:06,293
Evan, you're
a cheat. You're a fraud.
1054
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:08,034
No, no, no,
no, no. Get that off!
1055
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,123
You saw it here first guys.
1056
01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:12,604
No! Vanessa, hey!
1057
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:15,215
Can you believe it?
1058
01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:18,349
She was a robot
and he didn't even notice it.
1059
01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:21,656
What an idiot!
1060
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:27,619
Ooh. Ooh.
1061
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:36,628
Señorita? Uh, hello? Help! Help!
1062
01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:41,154
Hello, anyone? Help?
1063
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,685
All around the
world the robots were shutting
1064
01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,992
off, but who did it?
1065
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,820
Even the few remaining male bots
1066
01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:57,301
were shutting down as well.
1067
01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:40,387
It doesn't sicken
you to sit with someone so ugly?
1068
01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:42,737
You're not ugly.
1069
01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:46,437
Thank you, but
you are wrong about that.
1070
01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,887
Looks aren't everything.
Haven't you ever heard
1071
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,572
don't judge a
book by it's cover.
1072
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:54,967
Writers say this,
publishers know it's not true.
1073
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,752
Well, your script
has nothing to do with looks and
1074
01:06:57,926 --> 01:07:01,365
it's very good.
Beautiful in fact.
1075
01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:04,933
What is this? Why
you didn't tell me I was ugly?
1076
01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:08,241
Why? Why! What is this?
1077
01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:10,852
You didn't ask.
1078
01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:17,990
I was attracted to you
because of your attitude anyway.
1079
01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:22,647
Confidence is hot.
1080
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:28,044
Really? I like that.
1081
01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:30,611
I like this.
1082
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,745
What is this?
What is this?
1083
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:47,454
Hey, Good morning.
1084
01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:51,284
Morning.
1085
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,547
Son, did you sleep well?
1086
01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:56,028
Do you still fit into your bed?
1087
01:07:56,942 --> 01:07:58,335
Yeah.
1088
01:07:58,509 --> 01:08:02,078
Listen, you know
we're very proud of you.
1089
01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,255
Don't be.
1090
01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:08,301
What are you talking about? You
made so much money and you went
1091
01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:09,824
after what you wanted.
1092
01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:11,826
Yeah, I abandoned all my friends
1093
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,614
to fall in love with a robot
and now I'm left with nothing.
1094
01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:19,704
I know that this is what you
don't want to be right now,
1095
01:08:19,878 --> 01:08:23,838
back home with your parents.
What you had is what you wanted,
1096
01:08:24,012 --> 01:08:27,059
were you ever actually happy?
1097
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:33,065
Yeah, I thought I was, you know.
1098
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:36,024
But looking back at it,
Vanessa, just
1099
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:40,072
did whatever I wanted and
agreed with everything I said.
1100
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,683
And you know she never did fart.
1101
01:08:43,031 --> 01:08:45,686
Farting is not good
for relationships.
1102
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,601
Listen to me,
1103
01:08:47,775 --> 01:08:51,344
I know that you and I haven't
seen eye to eye and I know I've
1104
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:53,390
been very tough on you, but this
1105
01:08:53,564 --> 01:08:56,436
is the best advice
I can give you right now.
1106
01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:06,707
Listen to me,
1107
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:10,189
fame and success can give you a
sense of false confidence.
1108
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:15,063
Here you have the fame.
Here you have the success.
1109
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:17,718
You have an opportunity here!
1110
01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:19,851
Which is what?
1111
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:23,594
From everything bad something
good comes out.
1112
01:09:23,768 --> 01:09:26,553
Use your notoriety
for good things.
1113
01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:29,208
Heal your inner wounds.
1114
01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:32,168
Amend your wrong doing.
1115
01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:35,910
And make it up to your
friends by doing something good.
1116
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:40,872
Isn't that all what the bots are
about, helping lonely men?
1117
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:45,746
I mean, Yeah I guess.
In a way, sure.
1118
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:54,320
Oh my God, I hate my life.
1119
01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:09,248
Ah! I can't feel
the zuku zuku with you.
1120
01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:11,511
Excuse me, the what?
1121
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:16,124
I would love to be alone,
would you please just leave?
1122
01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:19,998
My pleasure.
1123
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,132
I know you are a hot girl...
1124
01:10:26,091 --> 01:10:28,224
Sorry.
1125
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,139
Hey! Fahad around?
1126
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:32,663
Oh, that looks good.
1127
01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:35,622
I know. Just don't touch.
1128
01:10:36,014 --> 01:10:40,279
I'm so beautiful, woohoo!
1129
01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:42,803
So beautiful!
1130
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,936
Someone's feeling better.
1131
01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:47,504
Oh guys, I have news from Allur.
1132
01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:50,376
With the robots gone, tourism is
back up a tad, but-
1133
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,683
it's still a bad situation.
1134
01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:56,077
My movie could have saved
Allur, but we don't have money.
1135
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,166
No money. No honey.
1136
01:10:58,341 --> 01:10:59,603
No.
1137
01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:02,170
No? We didn't
lose all that money?
1138
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,999
Do you think I'm some kind
of dummy? I cashed in our
1139
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:07,654
investment after we made a
killing on the American Launch.
1140
01:11:07,828 --> 01:11:10,657
Wow! Wow!
Wow! So amazing!
1141
01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:12,790
Man you are so beautiful.
1142
01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:14,661
So are you.
1143
01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:17,447
So Khalid if you guys sold your
stake in Evanbots like forever
1144
01:11:17,621 --> 01:11:19,492
ago, what were
you guys still doing there?
1145
01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:22,582
I liked having friends.
1146
01:11:23,017 --> 01:11:25,585
Plus it was a way to keep
Fahad away from mirrors.
1147
01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:29,459
Yeah. I know who's going
to be the star in my movie.
1148
01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:32,418
Well. You're going to have
talk to my agent about that.
1149
01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:33,985
I thought you were my agent too.
1150
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:36,248
I'm nobody's agent.
1151
01:11:39,773 --> 01:11:42,950
Bye Fahad!
1152
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:46,214
Who's this?
1153
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:50,131
She is no one.
1154
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,872
Where are you going?
1155
01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:54,135
Hey come on Steph!
1156
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:59,750
What did I do, what with
all the girls. Oh my...
1157
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,188
Oh, she brought this for me?
1158
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:06,800
Uh huh, enjoy.
1159
01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:09,063
Wow, Steph!
1160
01:12:09,237 --> 01:12:11,936
You know just last
week I was having a heart to
1161
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:16,897
heart with my weed smoking
construction working dad the
1162
01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:20,814
other day and it made me realize
1163
01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:25,776
that what I thought
I wanted wasn't in fact true.
1164
01:12:25,950 --> 01:12:28,082
I was just
seeking fame for all the wrong
1165
01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:32,913
reasons and I realized that I,
me, myself.
1166
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,915
Was enough and I didn't
1167
01:12:35,089 --> 01:12:38,354
need Instagram followers to feel
1168
01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:42,923
complete and um, you
know I quickly realized
1169
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:46,231
that farting in relationships
that was important,
1170
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:49,974
not the fame, not the followers.
1171
01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:54,239
And I really owe my dad for that
one. Even if he is a stoner.
1172
01:12:56,197 --> 01:12:59,418
Thank you so much, I'll take
any questions you might have.
1173
01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:01,377
Yeah, you in the front.
1174
01:13:01,551 --> 01:13:04,249
Um, what was it like when you
realized you hit your lowest.
1175
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,643
My lowest?
1176
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:10,951
I'm horny!
1177
01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:14,912
Um that's not really a
question, but okay. You there!
1178
01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:17,218
I'm horny, too!
1179
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,482
Babe what are you doing?
We just got back from Cabo.
1180
01:13:19,656 --> 01:13:22,223
Also not a question.
These aren't questions!
1181
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,052
Fahad! Get out of here!
1182
01:13:25,226 --> 01:13:27,228
Fahad! The warehouse!
1183
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,362
I'm horny! I'm horny. I'm horny.
1184
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:41,025
Hi Steph.
1185
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:45,986
I liked the cake.
1186
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,642
You probably
think I'm a sexist asshole.
1187
01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:55,343
Steph when
I found out I was ugly,
1188
01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:58,172
I wasn't sure if I
could be attractive anymore.
1189
01:13:58,346 --> 01:14:01,088
So you had to get
your dick wet to test it out.
1190
01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:03,874
Yes.
1191
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,790
How'd that work out for you?
1192
01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,140
Terrible.
1193
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:11,142
Good.
1194
01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:13,144
Steph,
1195
01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:18,497
I feel
different when I'm around you.
1196
01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:20,412
You do?
1197
01:14:20,586 --> 01:14:25,025
Yes, I do. Because you
accepted me for who I am and
1198
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:29,987
allowed me to accept myself. You
make me feel like I'm enough.
1199
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:37,777
That eyebrow is enough.
1200
01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:49,572
I'm so horny. I'm so horny.
1201
01:14:49,746 --> 01:14:51,182
I'm so horny. I'm so horny.
1202
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:52,357
No, no, no, no!
1203
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:53,531
Woah, woah, woah.
1204
01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:54,881
I'm so horny. So horny.
1205
01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:57,014
No, no, no, no!
Woah, woah, woah!
1206
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,711
So horny. So horny!
1207
01:14:58,885 --> 01:15:00,191
It's not the right place.
1208
01:15:00,365 --> 01:15:02,672
Oh, huh, ho.
1209
01:15:02,846 --> 01:15:04,630
What are you doing?
It's not the right place.
1210
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:06,327
Oh!
1211
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:09,200
Quite the overactive
hypothalamus she has there.
1212
01:15:09,374 --> 01:15:11,289
Barry,
1213
01:15:11,463 --> 01:15:14,901
Barry, to the warehouse.
Barry-
1214
01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:16,075
Barry!
1215
01:15:16,207 --> 01:15:18,252
Fahad help!
1216
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:22,387
You go save yourself,
it's too late for me!
1217
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,738
State and
local officials are warning
1218
01:15:25,912 --> 01:15:28,828
everyone to stay inside lock
your doors and close your
1219
01:15:29,002 --> 01:15:32,397
windows. Or don't.
1220
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:37,402
Ooh, It's getting hot in here.
Ooh.
1221
01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:38,751
You know what?
1222
01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:41,058
That's all the time we have for-
1223
01:15:41,232 --> 01:15:43,016
Gotta go!
1224
01:15:56,290 --> 01:16:00,773
Barry! Barry! Barry!
The switch. Barry!
1225
01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,079
You!
What are you doing here?
1226
01:16:02,253 --> 01:16:03,689
Darwin.
1227
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,232
Do not call me Darwin.
I am not Darwin anymore.
1228
01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:06,910
Okay! Douchebag!
1229
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:09,869
I knew that you were
causing all these problems.
1230
01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:11,044
Me? Yes, you!
1231
01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:12,524
Me?
Yes, you!
1232
01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:14,338
You're the one who
destroyed this company,
1233
01:16:14,395 --> 01:16:16,572
ruined my life by hitting the
kill switch and now
1234
01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:17,940
you want to torment me further?
1235
01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:18,964
I didn't do that.
1236
01:16:19,009 --> 01:16:19,792
It was you.
1237
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:21,751
No! Darwin, It was you.
1238
01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:25,842
You and your disgusting moles
and stupid singular eyebrow.
1239
01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:27,626
Hey guys.
1240
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:45,078
Long time, no see my friends!
1241
01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:47,167
Welcome back to Evanbots.
1242
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:50,736
Or should I say Barry Bots.
1243
01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:54,697
The company,
The company that I created!
1244
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:56,307
Oh you have nothing to say?
1245
01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:57,481
Oh, oh.
1246
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:02,313
You didn't
tell me Vanessa was a robot.
1247
01:17:02,487 --> 01:17:04,837
Whoah!
1248
01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:08,580
I created Vanessa
to amp up your self esteem.
1249
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:11,148
Hey! You're welcome.
1250
01:17:11,322 --> 01:17:15,369
Also you said no one could
ever fall in love with a robot.
1251
01:17:15,543 --> 01:17:18,024
Well you did, didn't you.
1252
01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:19,198
Boop!
1253
01:17:19,243 --> 01:17:20,461
Ah go to Hell.
1254
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,986
I thought we were friends.
1255
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,771
And then you kicked me
out of my own company!
1256
01:17:25,945 --> 01:17:28,208
And because you two ruined me
1257
01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:31,342
I was the one who
shut everything down.
1258
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,388
What? You didn't do it?
1259
01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:36,739
I just told
you, I didn't do this.
1260
01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:41,047
Shhhh.
1261
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,877
I wanted you two
to witness me losing my
1262
01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:47,314
virginity first hand.
1263
01:17:47,488 --> 01:17:48,664
Drumroll please.
1264
01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:50,187
Oh!
1265
01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:52,015
Wooo!!
1266
01:17:52,189 --> 01:17:54,670
I created a bioweapon
1267
01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:57,411
that affects the neurons in
women and
1268
01:17:57,585 --> 01:18:01,415
allows me to control them.
1269
01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:08,640
Barry! Barry Barry Barry Barry!
1270
01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:16,866
Holy shit.
1271
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,521
Yes! Every woman in the
world now wants to have sex
1272
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:25,657
with me. Real women, not rubber.
1273
01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:30,880
No no no no, No!
Oh fudge.
1274
01:18:31,576 --> 01:18:33,709
Enjoy the show boys.
1275
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,544
Barry! Barry! Barry. Barry.
1276
01:18:52,423 --> 01:18:53,250
Darwin.
1277
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:54,773
I'm not Darwin.
1278
01:18:54,947 --> 01:18:58,037
You are Darwin.
You've always been Darwin.
1279
01:18:58,211 --> 01:19:00,866
Darwin, think!
1280
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,302
Hi. I'm Steph.
1281
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:03,477
Steph, nice to meet you.
1282
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:05,218
Nice to meet you too.
1283
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:08,004
I was attracted to you
because of your attitude anyway.
1284
01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:10,789
I feel different
when I'm around you.
1285
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:13,966
Wow. Bravo, bravo.
1286
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,926
STEPH;
Your kinda
cute you know that.
1287
01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:25,891
It is I, Darwin to the rescue.
1288
01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:28,372
Now bite the rope off.
1289
01:19:28,546 --> 01:19:29,939
Why am I doing the biting?
1290
01:19:30,113 --> 01:19:31,793
Because you have
those nice American teeth.
1291
01:19:31,941 --> 01:19:32,941
Do it!
1292
01:19:33,029 --> 01:19:35,248
Alright, alright!
1293
01:19:35,422 --> 01:19:38,599
Oh no! Noooo!
1294
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:43,169
Barry! Barry! Barry!
1295
01:19:49,306 --> 01:19:51,656
Woooohooo!
1296
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:54,964
Yes, Untie me.
Darwin untie me. Go!
1297
01:19:56,095 --> 01:19:57,488
Darwin Save us!
1298
01:19:57,662 --> 01:20:01,057
What if? What if?
1299
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:11,154
What happened?
What's going on? What?
1300
01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:14,505
Where are you going?
1301
01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:15,679
Where are we?
1302
01:20:15,723 --> 01:20:17,073
Who the hell are you?
1303
01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,746
Ew, what a creep.
Let's get out of here.
1304
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:20,293
Come back!
1305
01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:22,948
Barry! Of course it was
you. You and your virginity.
1306
01:20:23,122 --> 01:20:23,949
Evan.
1307
01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:24,950
I knew it was you.
1308
01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:26,124
I didn't mean to do it.
1309
01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:29,520
Steph?
1310
01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:30,782
Where's Fahad?
1311
01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:31,783
In here.
1312
01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,698
Fahad!
1313
01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:36,396
Fahad! Fahad!
1314
01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:41,575
Oh my God.
I'm so glad you're okay.
1315
01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:45,536
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm so happy to see you.
1316
01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:48,495
I'm so happy too.
1317
01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:51,672
Don't move. It's over.
1318
01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,588
Hey you guys!
Oh my god I'm so happy to
1319
01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:57,287
see you. Look I
was such a dick and
1320
01:20:57,461 --> 01:21:00,420
I'm sorry I can see that now.
Okay, the fame, it just,
1321
01:21:00,594 --> 01:21:02,335
it went to my head.
1322
01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:05,121
Alright? I don't know how else
to put this, but you guys are my
1323
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:06,949
best friends.
Will you forgive me?
1324
01:21:07,123 --> 01:21:09,647
Oh Fahad. I love you buddy.
1325
01:21:09,821 --> 01:21:11,779
You are beautiful.
Thank you so much.
1326
01:21:11,954 --> 01:21:13,825
Don't be a dick sometimes.
1327
01:21:13,999 --> 01:21:14,999
I love you.
1328
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,394
It's good to have you back.
1329
01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:18,917
Darwin you saved us.
1330
01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:21,746
I'm not
Darwin. I'm Fahad.
1331
01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,835
I love you guys.
1332
01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:25,837
We love you too.
1333
01:22:02,265 --> 01:22:04,223
- I don't get it.
- Aren't they like royal?
1334
01:22:04,397 --> 01:22:06,157
Why are they getting
married in her backyard?
1335
01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:10,055
It's a jewish wedding. The
bride side pays for everything.
1336
01:22:10,273 --> 01:22:13,580
We are gathered here
today to witness the generic
1337
01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:18,585
non-denominational union of two
beautiful people, Fahad and
1338
01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:22,894
Steph, who I had the great
pleasure to meet just last week.
1339
01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:27,290
Oh father!
1340
01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:28,291
Fahad!
1341
01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:29,770
What are you doing here?
1342
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,903
You saved the kingdom!
Everybody wants to come
1343
01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:35,124
to Allur to see famous
action Hollywood movie star
1344
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:37,387
Fahad Bin Alawi!
1345
01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:38,736
The country is abuzz.
1346
01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:40,825
Tourism is back
and stronger than ever.
1347
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,261
Woo! That's incredible!
1348
01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:43,959
Fahad, you're incredible.
1349
01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:46,657
Thank you. Thank you.
1350
01:22:46,831 --> 01:22:48,833
Kiss the bride.
1351
01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:51,270
You may now kiss the bride.
1352
01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:57,407
And so Fahad did it. He
became a famous action movie
1353
01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:01,977
star and he saved his country
all at the same time.
1354
01:23:02,151 --> 01:23:05,458
Life was good
for the ugly fellow.
1355
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:11,856
Hello.
1356
01:23:12,030 --> 01:23:13,684
Hi, Congratulations.
1357
01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:15,207
Thank you.
1358
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:16,880
Where are you two
going on your honeymoon?
1359
01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:19,733
Oh, we
are going to North Dakota.
1360
01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:22,736
Oh yes, the
obvious choice of course.
1361
01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,825
For the opening of
Sex Action the movie.
1362
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,760
Oh, we won't be
there for a long time because
1363
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:30,005
we are going to open
movie studios in Allur.
1364
01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:33,573
You're saying there's going
to be a sequel to the remake of
1365
01:23:33,747 --> 01:23:35,445
the adaptation
of the television show?
1366
01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:37,186
Absolutely.
1367
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:38,902
Well who's going to be
in it except for you, of course.
1368
01:23:38,926 --> 01:23:40,754
Oh, you will
have to ask my agent.
1369
01:23:40,928 --> 01:23:42,756
No, no, no. My
client deserves 10 times that
1370
01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,758
amount are you crazy?
1371
01:23:44,932 --> 01:23:47,283
I will tell you
one thing. There will be a big
1372
01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:50,112
part for my friend Evan!
1373
01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:56,161
Fahad, no no no.
I'm done with the spotlight man.
1374
01:23:56,335 --> 01:23:57,423
It's over.
1375
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:00,513
Is that Darwin? Hi!
1376
01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:02,863
Hi ladies. How you doing?
1377
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,885
My God, sorry. Can we take a
picture with you? Please...
1378
01:24:04,909 --> 01:24:06,389
Yeah, of course.
1379
01:24:06,563 --> 01:24:07,757
Oh my God. I can't
believe this is happening.
1380
01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:09,870
Thank you so much!
1381
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,177
Darwin! Wow, Wow, Wow!!
1382
01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,484
Darwin here. I can't believe it!
1383
01:24:14,658 --> 01:24:17,661
Fahad, I'm so proud of you, you
showed the world that you can be
1384
01:24:17,835 --> 01:24:20,316
not hot and
still be an action movie star.
1385
01:24:20,490 --> 01:24:21,752
Yes.
1386
01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:25,625
That's awesome, Darwin!
1387
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:30,587
Hey.
1388
01:24:30,761 --> 01:24:31,761
Hi.
1389
01:24:31,805 --> 01:24:32,589
How's it going?
1390
01:24:32,763 --> 01:24:33,763
Good.
1391
01:24:33,851 --> 01:24:34,591
Pretty good wedding, huh?
1392
01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:36,593
Mhm, yeah.
1393
01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:38,595
Um-
1394
01:24:38,769 --> 01:24:40,988
Before we flirt any further,
1395
01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:45,210
you, you aren't a
robot by chance are you?
1396
01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:46,603
No.
1397
01:24:46,777 --> 01:24:47,604
No?
1398
01:24:47,778 --> 01:24:49,301
No.
1399
01:24:49,475 --> 01:24:50,475
Do you want to dance?
1400
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:51,869
Yeah.
1401
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:55,090
Thank you. Meet
me on the dance floor. Come on.
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