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♪♪♪
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Owen: Hi, guys.
Whatchya doing?
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- Dude, we're washing
Chef's car!
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- Why bother?
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It'll just get destroyed
by the end of the episode.
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- Yup, but Chef said
if we cleaned his car
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he'd get us a pizza.
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- (Happy gasp)
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MOVE OVERRRR!
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(Whooshes)
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All: Whoa...
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(Running footsteps)
- Well, look at that!
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I've never seen my car
so clean! I'm proud of--
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- Talk's cheap!
Where's the pizza?!
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- I am a man of my word.
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- (Excited panting)
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Chef: You want it?
You want it?
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Owen want a pizza? FETCH!
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(Thud)
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- OW! Chef?!
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This pizza's frozen!
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- I promised pizza.
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I never said it would be hot.
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- Aw man,
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if only there was a way
to make cold things not cold.
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- Yeah, like a...
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Hottening reverso'fridgerator!
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- (Exasperated groan)
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"Oven".
It's called an oven.
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All we need to do
is "cook" the pizza.
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I'll put it in the oven.
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I'm the only one here
with a junior baker badge.
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Hey... it's just a drawing.
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How have I never noticed this?
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- No oven?
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Goodbye, cold cruel pizza!
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(Whooshing through air)
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- Flying kites is scary!
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- Relax buddy, I got ya.
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(Slices through)
- AHHHHHHH!
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- Meh. Totally not my fault.
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- Oh no, I forgot to cut
my sandwich in half.
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(Metallic clanks)
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(Collapsing thud)
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- (Sighs)
(Metallic slice)
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(Explosion, alarm wails)
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- And there goes Chef's car.
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- Hey, you called it.
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(Glass shatters)
- DUCK!
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(Crash)
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- It almost hit
the defibrillator!
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- The defribi-whatty?
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- It's the machine doctors use
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to shock your heart
back to life.
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(Charging whine)
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- Uh-oh... CLEAR!
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(Zaps!)
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- Far out!
It cooked the pizza!
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- It's beauuuutiful...
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(Energy zaps)
All: (Gasp)
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- You're alive?!
- I sure am!
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- You can talk?!
- Yep!
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I speak the official language
of whatever country
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this show is currently
airing in.
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I'm Pete. Pete Zah.
Nice to meet you.
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- Eh, to be honest, we should
have seen this coming.
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- How?
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- Yo, this is wicked.
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- Yeah. Let's eat him.
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- Ha! I like this guy!
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- (Awkward laugh)
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Excuse us for a moment, Pete.
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We'll be right back.
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Owen, Pete is alive.
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- Yeah, what're you thinkin',
dude?
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- I'm thinking we eat him.
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- What's Chef's rule
about things that talk?
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- Owen! That's a pull string
doll!
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Doll: Hello.
- (Sheepish giggle)
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- Owen! That's a parakeet!
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- (Opens mouth) Ahh.
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- (Thuds) Hello!
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- (Slurps)
- Owen! That's Cody!
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- Hello.
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- If it talks you can't eat it.
- Correct.
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Now let's go back and
be nice to our new guest.
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- So, Pete, how about we
show you around?
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- Sure! I guess I have time
for a taste of school life.
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- (Whimpers)
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I'm sure if I try really,
really, really hard,
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I can be friends
with a pizza.
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I just have to not think
about biting into his hot...
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delicious... cheesy face.
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It's all I can think about!
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♪♪♪
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- Ahhh...
- A-HEM!
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(Giggles)
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(Seagulls cry)
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- Shoo! Shoo! Go! Shoo!
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MMMM...
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- (Attack grunt)
- OW!
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- (Panting)
(Bouncing thuds)
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(Salivating, panting)
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Sorry.
(Air whooshes out)
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- Owen, I know that was hard.
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But I think you're doing
really well.
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- Way to eat your own
h'angries.
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- (Sighs) Thanks, guys.
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- Hey, gang! Today has been
a total slice!
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But now that we're done...
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who's ready to eat me?!
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- You want us to eat you?!
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- Dig in! Come on!
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There's plenty of me
to go around.
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- What is happening?!
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(Fainting moan)
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- Why would you want us
to eat you?
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- I'm a pizza.
It's my purpose in life.
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Every pizza has
a piping hot wish,
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an ooey-gooey dream
that they'll be enjoyed.
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And deliver a smile
to people's faces.
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- We should've seen this
coming.
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- You need to stop saying that.
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- This was my dad.
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Oh, he loved parties.
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He only went to one.
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Yep, he got eaten!
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My grandfather loved
traveling and music.
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He got eaten by hippies
on their way to Woodstock.
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Pretty rock 'n'roll
if you ask me.
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And here's my great
grandfather.
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He served his country...
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by being served to his country.
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I just hope some day
I get to fulfill my purpose
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the way they fulfilled theirs.
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- Guys, I think Pete is sayin'
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it's his destiny
to be grindage.
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- What Jude said. Let's eat!
- No!
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(Effort tugging sounds)
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- STOP!
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Pete only wants to be eaten
because that's all he knows.
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- Yeah, for the first time
ever, Courtney's right!
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- Thank yo--What?
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- Pete, let us show you what
else the world has to offer
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before you decide.
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- I'd rather be eaten
while I'm hot,
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but okay, show me what you got.
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- Pete there's soo-ooo much
to live for.
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Like watching TV!
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Woman: I never knew love
could feel like this.
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So real. So rich.
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So perfect.
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Until I tried Pizzuvius Pizza!
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So ooey-gooey-good
that eating it
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is the best thing you'll
ever d--(TV clicks off)
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- I've got an even better
thing to show you.
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- Welcome to the petting zoo.
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Due to budget cuts the only
animals we have are...
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rats.
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Filthy, sharp toothed,
cheese loving rats.
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- RUNNNNNNNN!
(Rats chitter)
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- This is a pie eating
contests,
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they're super fun because--
(Mic squeals)
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Announcer: Today's pie will
be... pizza!
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- (Gasps)
- We should go.
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- Y'see, Pete? There are so
many things to live for!
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Right?
- There sure are.
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And now that I've seen them...
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who wants to eat me?!
Owen: (Excited gasp)
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(Face-palm slap)
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- I think it's time we let
the circle of life spin.
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It's his purpose.
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- (Pants like a happy dog)
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- Wait! You keep saying
it's your purpose;
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what if we found you
a new purpose.
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- Welllll...
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- Pete, if you could be
anything, anything at all,
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what would it be?
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- Uh...I can think of three
things.
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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- Let's think outside
the pizza box.
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- You could be a stuntman!
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Give it a try!
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(Cannon booms)
- I'm too ooey-gooey!
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- You could be an astronaut.
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- (Toppings whoosh)
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- AHH! My toppings!
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- You could work here,
in the parmesan factory!
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(The conveyor belt whirs, splat)
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- This is your worst idea yet.
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- Thank you. You've really
given me some food for thought.
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Now how about I be food
for you!?
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- Tough but fair.
Let's eat!
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- No! We have to save Pete
from himself!
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- Whoa... where'd he go?
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(Doorbell rings)
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- That's weird.
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I don't remember ordering pizza.
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But I'd be a fool to turn
down free mystery food
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left on my porch!
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- EAT ME!
- Ahh! Talking pizza?!
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(Rat chitters)
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Okay. Let's do this!
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- STOOOOP! Sorry, Pete.
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But this is for your own good!
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- AAAAAAAH! It burns.
What is this?!
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- Pineapple! Now nobody
will ever eat you!
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- Pineapple? (Shudders)
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Forget that. (Door slams)
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- Please just eat me!
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- You're a talking pizza.
We can't.
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If the talking bothers you
I can...
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(Hushed) I can be more quiet!
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(Whispers) Eat me. Eat me.
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Eeeeeeat meeeee.
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- That's actually much worse.
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Jude: Dudes, this Pete guy
is totally harshing my mellow.
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- I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
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maybe if we just had one slice
he'd snap out of it.
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- But the pineapple.
(Shudders)
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- I say we refreeze him.
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Let someone from the future
figure it out.
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- Sweet plan!
- Yes!
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- Okay, okay...
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we'll need some kind of
coldifying bizarro oven.
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- I'll put him in the freezer.
C'mon.
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- Ugh.
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Oh, I'll never get them
all off.
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And I'll never fulfill
my purpose in life.
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(Heavy sigh)
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- WHAAAT? Those kids didn't
even touch their pizza.
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Oh, I see why.
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Pineapple.
(Shudders)
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Meh... waste not, want not.
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AAAAAAAHHH...
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All: (SCREAM)
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- (Gulp) Ooey-gooey good!
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- YOU MONSTER!
He was our friend!
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- Really?
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Well... that'll teach you
to make friends
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with something so delicious.
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Even with pineapple,
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maybe the best pizza
I ever had!
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(All crying)
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- G'bye, Pete.
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I love zah,
but never loved a zah
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the way that I loved you.
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(Energy zaps)
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- Hey everybody!
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All: (GASP) Pete!
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- No ghosts in school.
Rules are rules.
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- Ah! Zip it, pineapple breath!
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- I wanna thank you kids for
showing this pizza a great day.
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And thank you,
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Chef for helping me achieve
my true purpose.
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I'm the happiest pizza
who's ever lived.
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And the only pizza
who's ever lived.
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I'll always be with you.
(Echoes)
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- Aww...
All: (Sigh)
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(Stomach gurgles)
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- Well... he's not gonna be
with me much longer!
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All: (Laughing)
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- What a craa-azy day.
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(Toilet flushes)
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Jude: In loving memory
of Pete Zah.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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