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♪♪♪
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today is a very special day.
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Does anyone know why?
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- My birthday!
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- No, Cody.
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This is something important.
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(Blows)
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Today is a super special day!
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Oh yeah! It's the one...
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the only...
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International Cousins Day!
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All: (Cheering) Hooray!
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(Then realizing) Huh?
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- That's not a real thing.
- You bet your face it is.
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And help us celebrate
International Cousins Day
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I've invited two of your
cousins to joins us.
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- Please, please, please.
- No, no, no...
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(Drum roll)
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- Gwen's cousin, Ella...
and Owen's Cousin Max!
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- Noooo!
- Yes!
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- (horrified) This is terrible.
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My cousin, Max,
is a total monster!
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- (happy) This is amazing...
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my cousin, Ella,
is a total monster.
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- Chef, this isn't a good idea.
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- (Grunts) It'll be fine.
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- Max doesn't play well
with others.
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- Pish-posh.
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- Ahhh!
(Landing thud) Oof.
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If Max comes here,
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lives will be lost.
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- Relax, Owen, your cousin
isn't gonna hurt anyone.
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- Thank you, Gwen.
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- Because he won't get
a chance to!
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- Ugh, here we go.
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- My cousin is 12 feet tall,
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covered in dragon scales,
has a mouth full of fangs,
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glowing red eyes
and breath of FIRE.
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She'll devour you all!
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(Dragon roar)
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All: (Horrified screams)
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- You might not know
this about me
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but I find the terrified
screams of children
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to be very soothing.
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- Oh, come on,
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nothing dangerous has
ever happened here before.
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- Wha-what?!
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Have you never watched
an episode of this show?
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- Now-now, Max and Ella
will be here
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for International Cousins Day
any second.
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I want you all to be extra nice
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and make them feel welcome.
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All: Yes, Chef.
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(Sleeping Beauty like singing)
- What that sound?
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Animals: Huh?
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- She's' here.
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(Birds chirp)
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- Why hello, my new friends.
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I'm Gwen's cousin, Ella.
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- That's Gwen's cousin?!
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- She's so elegant.
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- Dude, it's like smiles
and sunshine had a baby.
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- No. You're not, Ella!
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- Oh, I really am,
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and I'm looking forward
to a day filled
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with wonder and joy.
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- Excuse us a minute.
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What happened? You used to be
a full-on monster!
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Today you float in here
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full of songs and sparkles
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like some kind of magical
unicorn fart?!
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- I know I used to be
a "bad girl",
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but Sweetie Pie etiquette
School
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turned my frown upside down!
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- But I promised everyone
a monster!
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They were looking forward to it!
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- Well... (grumble)
I was...
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- Oh I'm sorry,
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but seeing my naughty side
is very unlikely.
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- Wait. Unlikely?
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So there's still a chance.
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All I gotta do is push
the right buttons.
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Challenge accepted.
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- Gwen, Courtney,
Jude, Bridgette?
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How about you give Ella a tour.
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- Oh, that would be so nice.
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- Yeah. Let's hope nothing
upsetting happens.
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- See? I told yaou her cousin
wasn't evil.
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(Rumbling)
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- Did someone say evil?
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Max Mayhem,
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future super villain
and fan of all things evil.
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Call me Max.
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- (Chuckle)
Nice outfit, Mayhem.
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- I said you can call me Max!
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- Hi Max.
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- Hello cousin Owen.
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So this is your evil lair.
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- It's not a lair it's a dayc--
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- Juvenile. Don't you think?
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Doesn't exactly scream... evil!
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- That's because it's actually
a daycare--
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- Enough! It doesn't matter.
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This place will be destroyed
soon...
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then the world!
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- He wants to destroy this
place?
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I like him.
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- Yeah.
- Me too.
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- And what an entrance!
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- Like any true villain
I need a minion
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to help me carry out
my evil plans.
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- Who here hungers for evil
and glory?!
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- Right here!
- Me! - Me-me-me!
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- Silence! I only need one!
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Therefore, I will put you
through a series of trials
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and see who rises to the top
of the evil cream.
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Let the minion competition
begin!
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All: Yeah!
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- Chef, aren't you gonna stop
this?
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- Of course not.
Make-believe is fun.
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- But Max is serious!
You need to--
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- Shh! Max is our guest,
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so make him feel welcome
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by playing any games
he comes up with!
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- You heard the large man.
Follow me.
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- All right!
Let's destroy the world!
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- Oh no!
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This isn't the first time
Max had a "minion competition".
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He did it once
with my stuffed animals.
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- To be my minion,
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you must survive
this pit of lions!
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Good luck.
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(Ferocious lion snarling
and roaring)
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- Noooo!
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Not only was it extremely
violent,
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we got banned from the zoo.
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What should I do?
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Cody, should I join the minion
competition to try
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and keep everyone
from getting hurt?
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- I drawed a cat. Meow.
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- Harold your resume seems
in order,
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but under "training"
you've written "toilet".
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I'm not sure what
that means but...
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(realizing) ohhh.
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Never mind, now that I've said
it our loud I get it.
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Go stand with the others.
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- (Owen panting)
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Max, I would like to tryout
for the minion position.
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- Excellent!
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I've always thought
you'd make a good minion.
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Who knows we might even
become friends.
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- Really?
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- If you survive!
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(Evil laugh)
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- (Whimpers)
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- And now, the first trial
can begin.
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Escape the sandbox...
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- Pfft! Super easy.
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- that's filled with quick sand!
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(All gasp)
- Oh no! - Ahhh!
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- Max, this is dangerous.
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- Ridiculous!
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(Button beeps)
(Ferocious hissing)
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- NOW it's dangerous.
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- Ahhhhhhh!
- Look out!
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- Get us out of here!
- HELP!
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- Hold on.
Quicksand and snakes?
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I remember how
to survive this trap.
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Max does it every thanksgiving.
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All I need to do
is find the tail.
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♪ Happy birthday to me
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Ahhhhhhhhh! Giant worm!
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(Hissing)
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(Screaming)
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Quick! Hold hands!
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(Screaming)
(Landing thuds) Ooof!
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- Whoa. Nice one, Owen!
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- I'm quite impressed
by your quick thinking.
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- Guess we all won that round.
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- Are you kidding me?
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No one won that round,
that was awful!
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- Way to go, Owen.
- Nice one.
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- (Sighs)
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- And next up on the tour
is the lunch area.
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- It's where we get our
snack on.
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Watch!
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Pro-by shouda peel dit.
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- How nice. I was going to save
this surprise for later,
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but...I baked cupcakes
for everyone.
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- (Cheering) Yay!
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- (Groans)
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- Gwen, your cousin is so nice.
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- Uh-huh. Watch and learn.
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Tour's over.
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Time to make Ella mad.
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- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Mmmm....
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- They look delicious, Ella.
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- I'd love one-oops.
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Oh, no. The cupcakes are all
ruined.
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How... upsetting.
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- (Angry growling)
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(Clenched teeth) How can you do
something like that...?
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- Look Guys! Guys?
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(Eating sounds)
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- No time to look, dude!
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(Gulp) These cupcakes
are radical!
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- (Softly) They are?
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So you like them?
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- Mmm! Loved them!
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- Since when do you guys
eat off the floor?
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Well, Jude and Bridgette I buy,
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but... Courtney?
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- I follow all rules, Gwen.
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And the three second rule
is one of them.
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(Face slap)
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- When we are not doing
our art projects,
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this is where we play VR games.
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Jude: Yeah-yeah-yeah!
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(Chuckles) With these babies
you're in a whole new world.
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Sometimes I forget who I am.
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(yells) I'M AN ALBATROSS!
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WHOA! (Splat)
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(Gasp)
- That sounds so amazing!
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Can we play a game
with unicorns in it?
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I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH!
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- Oh! I know the perfect
game to play.
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"Robotic Unicorn Beat Down"
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is all about beating down
unicorns.
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The title is perfect.
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This'll send her to dragon
city for sure!
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- Unicorns are like horses,
but they have horns.
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- Dude, look at who you're
talking to.
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Ella probably owns a unicorn.
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- (Giggle) No, silly.
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You can't "own" a unicorn.
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They're free to roam
my backyard
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and eat gum drops
from my hands.
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- Yeah-yeah, let's play.
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(Hoovers thunder, neighing)
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- Here come the unicorns!
All: Yeah!
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Max: Trial number two
has begun!
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You may have noticed
that I've outfitted you
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with chestnut-shaped helmets.
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- WHAT?! How am I just
noticing this?
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- I bid you all good luck.
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- Good luck with what?
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- With surviving the h'angry
squirrels, of course!
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(H'ANGRY CHIRPING)
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- Quick! Down the slide!
- The slide?
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(Gasp) No, wait! It's a trap!
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Ah! Ah! Pardon me! Excuse me!
Max trap!
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MAX TRAAAP!
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Ahhhhh!
(Thump-thump-thump)
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(Horrified screaming)
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All: (Horrified screaming)
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(Loud whirring)
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(Shearing sound)
259
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,509
- Man that was close!
260
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,419
- Thanks Owen.
- Yeah.
261
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,217
How'd you know there was
a wood chipper
262
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,551
at the bottom of the slide?
263
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:39,135
- It's a classic Max trap.
264
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,641
Every Christmas he does this.
265
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143
- Hate to poop on your parade,
but here come the squirrels.
266
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,765
(H'angry chirping)
267
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,273
(BZZZZZZT)
268
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,357
- Are you here
for my birthday party?
269
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,152
(H'angry salivating)
270
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,105
- NO! BAD SQUIRRELS!
271
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,156
We have to share the cake!
272
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,989
- Owen... You're ruining this
competition!
273
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,406
Maybe none of you have what
it takes to become my minion.
274
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,666
- (Sigh) Guys,
Max isn't gonna stop
275
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,379
until only one of us
is left standing.
276
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,340
I think we should stop
before that happens.
277
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,801
Duncan: Yeah, right.
278
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,721
You're just saying that
because you're losing!
279
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,341
(High five slaps)
280
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,142
- (Panting) AGGH! Gotcha!
281
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,354
- You're going down, Unicorn!
282
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,314
(Punching thuds)
(Neighing)
283
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,435
Agh!
- GET SOME!
284
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,403
You can't get away from me!
285
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,323
- Gah! Urgh! (then) OOF!
286
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,663
- Oh no! A unicorn doesn't
bend that way!
287
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,449
- NO!
288
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,703
- Ella, you're gone
from the game!
289
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,905
- Don't worry, I'll get your
unicorn for you!
290
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,786
HA, got your horn!
291
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,583
LIZOWSKI SLAM!
292
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,301
- Stop. Hurting. Unicorns.
293
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,209
You guys! Look!
It's happening!
294
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,127
She's dragoning out!
295
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,876
- GRRRRR!!!
296
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,178
(Blows fire)
297
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,141
(Sizzles)
Ow?
298
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,221
- (Catches breath) Oopsies.
299
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,437
I don't know what came over me.
300
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,938
- I do! And everyone saw it!
Right guys?!
301
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,730
- Saw what?
- What? - Huh?
302
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,984
- Are you kidding me!
303
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,526
Jude, tell them what just
happened!
304
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,279
- Okay. You dudes aren't gonna
believe this, but...
305
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,822
my unicorn breathed FIRE!
306
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,236
- What?
307
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,244
- (Gasp) The game can do that?!
308
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,156
- It must have been an upgrade.
309
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,495
- (Frustrated sigh)
310
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,620
- This next trial is fairly
standard.
311
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,668
All you must do is walk across
this narrow beam
312
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,922
positioned over a pool
of toxic waste.
313
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,256
(All gasp)
314
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,840
- Oh and I tossed in a lion
and an alligator
315
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,386
just for kicks and giggles.
316
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,850
- That's not real toxic waste.
Is it?
317
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,060
- Oh, it's very real.
318
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,431
(ROARS)
319
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,228
- And begin!
320
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,402
- Come on, guys, it's easy.
321
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,521
Eyes forward.
Don't look down.
322
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,688
I do this one every Labor Day.
323
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,526
- You-you've beaten my test
of toxic troubles!
324
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,374
- So I won?
Oh, please say yes.
325
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,290
I don't want my friends
to get hurt.
326
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,538
- You've won nothing!
327
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,041
The "winner" isn't the one
who crosses the line first.
328
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,214
it's the one who survives!
329
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,593
These trials will continue
330
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,089
until only one of you
remains standing!
331
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,722
If you want to win,
just kick the plank off.
332
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,089
Do it, cousin.
333
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,086
(Scared whimpering)
334
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,888
- (Gasp) I won't do it!
335
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,472
I won't hurt my friends!
336
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,937
International Cousins Day
or not.
337
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,098
- Fine. I'll do it.
338
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,397
(Horrified screaming, splash)
339
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,231
(Burbling, sizzling)
340
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,066
There, it's over with.
341
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,401
- (Effort groans)
342
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,276
- (Sigh) Owen. You never cease
to disappoint.
343
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,117
- Now, the trick to making
a diamond tiara
344
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,661
is the right amount of glue...
345
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,332
macaroni...
346
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,253
and GLITTER! (Poof)
347
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,462
- Wow!
- Amazing!
348
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,923
- Yeah. That's way better
than my tiara.
349
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,594
(Bird chirps)
350
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,933
- Gee, Ella.
That sure is amazing.
351
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,888
Let me try. OOPS...
- Ahh!
352
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,469
- my glue.
UH-OH, my macaroni.
353
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,755
- AHH!
354
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,137
- I sure hope I don't sneeze
into this glitter.
355
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,226
AH-CHOO!
- (Coughing)
356
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,311
- My outfit...
357
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,397
(Dragon voice) it's ruined!
358
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,112
Look! It's happening!
She's... she's...
359
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,283
beautiful.
360
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,282
Both: (Gasp) She is!
361
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,865
- Oh my! Thank you, Gwen.
362
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,501
- C'mon, Ella. Come look at
yourself in the mirror.
363
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,039
(Sleeping Beauty like singing)
364
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,923
- Gwen, you want us to think
your cousin
365
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,041
is a monster sandwich,
366
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,208
but she's really a burrito
of sweetness.
367
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,678
I kinda wonder if you're
tryin' to hide that from us
368
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,798
'cause you're scared
that maybe, deep down,
369
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,636
you're as sweet as she is.
370
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,271
SWEEEEET?!
371
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,889
(Growls, rage screaming)
372
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,437
(Thuds, pained grunts)
373
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,610
- Hey, that's how chickens eat.
374
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,479
- UGH. Not only do the others
not see
375
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,487
what a wicked-evil monster
my cousin is,
376
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,069
now they think I might
be sweet too?
377
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,275
My life is over.
378
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,615
- Well, I entered the minion
competition
379
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,661
to stop my friends
from getting hurt.
380
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,615
But Max won't stop until
they're all goners.
381
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,496
- Owen! That's it!
382
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,753
- What is?
- We should team up!
383
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,585
We just need a plan...
384
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,341
- Ooh! Leave that to me.
385
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,756
- Max, this is Ella.
Ella, meet Max.
386
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,934
- Adequate to meet you.
- Charmed.
387
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,345
- That's it?
That's your plan?
388
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,854
- I'm surprised it hasn't
worked already.
389
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,436
Say, Max.
Why don't you let Ella
390
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,522
join the minion competition?
391
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,028
- Oooo, I don't know
what a minion is,
392
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,650
but it sounds peachy.
393
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,357
- Hmm... very well.
394
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,947
But you have to pass a few
trials
395
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,452
to catch up with the others.
396
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,993
- Sure! I love playing games!
397
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,998
(High five slap)
398
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,829
- Oh my, this sand sure is
sinky.
399
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,877
(Sleeping Beauty like singing)
400
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,800
(Birds chirp)
401
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,419
- THAT'S CHEATING!
402
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,297
It took me a while
to make all of these,
403
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,965
but it was so worth it!
404
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,183
The squirrels love the outfits.
405
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,353
- Are you kidding me?!
UNACCEPTABLE!
406
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,233
♪ LALALALALA...
407
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,771
- No, no, no!
408
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,984
You're not supposed to sing
on the board of doom!
409
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,565
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
410
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,280
- The only one getting upset
is Max.
411
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,821
- What's it going to take?!
412
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,204
(Sleeping Beauty like singing)
413
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,832
What shall we do next?
414
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,369
- Nothing! You're out
of the competition!
415
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,253
- But... why?
416
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,250
Because I...don't...like...you.
417
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,173
- (Stammering)
Du-du-don't like me?
418
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,262
But no one has ever not liked
me before...
419
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,838
(Demon voice, eyes glow)
NO ONE!
420
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,804
- Well, that did it.
421
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,854
- She doesn't look like
a dragon to me.
422
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,968
(Thunder booms)
423
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,595
♪♪♪
424
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,944
(Roaring)
425
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,609
- (Screams)
426
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,899
- Yup... that's a dragon.
427
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,783
- What is happening to her?!
428
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,780
- You're finally seeing
the real Ella!
429
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,782
I told you she was a monster.
430
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,374
(Ferocious roar)
(Fire sizzles)
431
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,661
- (Shocked gasps)
432
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,464
- (Chuckles) The look on your
faces right now.
433
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,118
(Fire roars)
434
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,206
(Frightened whimpering)
435
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,962
(Roars)
436
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,554
(Huffs)
- All right, young lady.
437
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,590
That's enough. I'm not fond
of your behavior.
438
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,801
Whoa! (thuds)
439
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,137
This is not what
Cousin's Day is... Ahh!
440
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,182
all about.
441
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,725
ahahahah FUNNY BONE!
442
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,309
Don't make me use my stern
voice.
443
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,725
Ahh! Ahhhhh!
444
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,574
- Dude, you proved your point.
445
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,489
You can turn off
your cousin now.
446
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,528
- Hm. I don't think I can.
447
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,822
- Well, someone has to do
something!
448
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,566
- You're right!
I'm taking bets!
449
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,327
Which psycho cousin will win?!
450
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,619
Max or--
451
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,042
Max: (Screams)
452
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,580
Never mind it's over.
- Help!
453
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,254
GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
454
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,713
- GAH!
455
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,503
I can't let Max get dipped
in toxic waste.
456
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,957
Even if he deserves it.
457
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,008
After all... it's Cousins Day.
458
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,142
(Rescue music)
459
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,140
- Will you come to my birthday
party?
460
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,972
- Sorry, need to borrow this.
461
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,977
- YAY!
462
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,519
- Oh. This too.
- (sad) Aw.
463
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,773
- (Whimpers)
464
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,524
- Do it. Doooo iiiiit. DO IT!
465
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,107
- (Screaming)
466
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,532
(Suspenseful music)
467
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,151
Owen: HEY!
468
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,568
I'll be needing my cousin back.
469
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,907
- GRRRRR!
470
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,791
- Also, can you light this
birthday cake?
471
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,288
(Big inhale)
(Splat)
472
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,961
- (Laughs) Nice one!
473
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,920
- (Exhales) Owen...
you saved me.
474
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750
All this time I've spent trying
to destroy people,
475
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,917
I never realized how it felt.
476
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,675
- Great, so can you stop trying
to hurt my friends?
477
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,759
Oh, all right.
478
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,135
- And my stuffed animals?
479
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,181
- I make no such promise.
480
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,400
(Fist bumps)
(Ella roars)
481
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,898
Gwen: Uh-oh.
482
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,900
(Roaring)
483
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,982
(Screaming)
484
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,147
(A car alarm goes off)
(Stomping)
485
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,736
(Hitting thuds)
486
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,411
- Hey you bald squirrels,
get away from my car!
487
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,620
(Stomping)
488
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,661
No! Stop! AH!
489
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,914
My lunch is in there!
490
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,956
- I was going to destroy
the school!
491
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,829
You ruined everything you...
492
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,496
you... dumb old dragon girl!
493
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,086
(Loud crash)
494
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,590
This isn't the last you'll
see of me!
495
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,633
- Okay, see you later.
496
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,257
Tell Aunt Bernice I said hi.
497
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,263
- GRRRRRR.
- Ah!
498
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,755
- Hey, Ella. It's okay.
499
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,427
The kid who bugged you is gone.
500
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,399
- Goodness! Did I do that?
501
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,359
- You sure did, and thanks.
502
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940
You made a perfect impression.
503
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,815
Chef: WHERE'S ELLA?!
504
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,532
- Oh, dear, he sounds angry.
505
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,282
I probably should go.
506
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,953
- Probably.
507
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,122
- Well...
(Sleeping Beauty like singing)
508
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,291
Tootles.
509
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,289
- Gwen, I owe you an apology.
510
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,792
Your cousin is the worst.
511
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,995
- Hey! (Kicking thud)
512
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,674
- GAH! Ah! Ow! Ooh! Eee!
513
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,013
- Nobody talks trash
about my family but me.
514
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,511
But yeah. She's the worst.
515
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,394
♪ La la la la la
516
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:38,449
♪♪♪
517
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:43,778
♪♪♪
518
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