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♪♪♪
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- Alright, Duncan, spill it.
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What are you up to?
- Up to?
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I'm just enjoying this
beautiful day, Courtney.
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- Nuh-uh. I can tell by your
sneaky face
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that you did something
and I'm going to find out!
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(Tuba honks)
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- Ah, what was that noise?
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(Tuba honks)
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- What's wrong, Chef?
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- (Mumbles)
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- You sat on your dog?
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Your watermelon was trampled!
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(Tuba honks)
- Are you stuck to your tuba?
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(Muffled yes)
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- (Snickers)
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- (Gasp) You glued him
to his tuba!
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- Wha- who, moi? Pfft.
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Of course I did. It's all part
of my genius plan.
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- Which is?
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- Incapacitate Chef so he has
to call a supply teacher...
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then do whatever we want
all day
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because supply teachers
are total pushovers.
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(Cackles)
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- Really?
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Our last supply teacher turned
out to be an evil robot
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that hunted us all down
and tried to destroy us.
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(Crashing)
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(Electricity zaps)
- Ahhhhh!
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- Still turned out to be
a fun day.
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Plus, if there's one thing
I know about myself,
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it's that I never learn
my lesson.
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- (Mumbles)
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- I've glued myself to lots
of stuff,
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so I speak this language.
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It's okay. Shhhh.
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Talk to me.
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- (Mumbles, honk)
- Yes. Uh-huh.
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- (Mumbles, honk)
- Yes. Okay.
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(Mumbles, honk)
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- He says to get unglued he
needs to go to a hospital--
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(Mumbles, honk)
- Or a music store.
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(Buttons click)
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- How did you get so good
at that?
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- Remind me to never use
that phone.
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- (Mumbles, honk)
- Chef says he texted someone
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to come look after us
for the day.
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(Doorbell)
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(Mumbles, honk)
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- And cue the sucker,
right on time.
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- Hello, class.
I'm Chef's Mom.
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- It's an old lady - jackpot!
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This is gonna be easier
than I thought.
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I'll be right back.
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- I'll be looking after you
today
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while Chef gets a tuba-ectomy!
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- (Mumbles, honk)
- Don't be afraid, Cheffrey,
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it's a very simple procedure
that only sounds scary.
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It's actually really horrifying
what they have to do
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to get that thing off
of his face.
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- (Horrified screams)
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- Let's all say goodbye to
Chef!
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(Engine rumbles)
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- How does he drive like that?
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(Tires screech, cashing)
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(Cars honk)
(Explosion)
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- Well now!
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I have a few ideas for things
we could do together today--
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- Chef made a list
this is what we're doing!
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That's right! Duncan's calling
the shots today, lady!
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- He wrote his list in crayon?
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- Yup. He sure did.
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(Splash)
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- And got grape jelly stains
on it?
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- Oh yeah he's a pig.
Everyone knows it.
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- (Exhales)
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(Worried groans)
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(Whimpers)
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- Does this kid think
I was born yesterday?
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Little punk doesn't know
who he's playing with.
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Okay, we'd better read
this list then.
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- So what're we gonna do today,
Mrs. Chef's Mom?
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- (reads) "Number one,
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turn the slide into a wicked
water slide."
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Sounds fun, let's do it!
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He wants fun?
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Oh, I'll give him fun.
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Do you know what's better
than a water slide?
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A water cannon!
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- Wow! This is way cooler!
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- Is this thing safe?!
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- No.
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(Water whooshes)
- Ahhhh!
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(Laughing)
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- Again! I wanna go again!
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- Everyone gets a try. Next!
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- See? Thanks to me, we're
actually having a good time!
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(Water whooshes)
- Ahhhh!
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(Laughs)
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(Gasps)
- Ahhhhh!
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(All gasp)
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- (Laughing) Best. Day. Ever.
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- It's okay, young man,
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I know what to do!
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(Blows whistle)
- Ahhhhh!
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Ahhhhh!
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Oof! That penguin
has sharp toes!
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- Now, who wants to pet
a vicious carnivore?
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Duncan?
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- (Screeches)
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- No thanks, I'm cool.
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- I think she's calling
your bluff.
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Whoa! She just threw down
the gauntlet!
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Maybe you should admit
that you wrote the list
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before someone gets hurt.
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- No way. We're just gettin'
started!
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I got a gauntlet too.
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- (Gasps)
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- Oh yes I did.
That just happened.
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- Oh, it's on like monkey pong.
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Let's see.
Next on Chef's list:
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go to a monster truck rally?
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Really?
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- If that's what the list
says...
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I guess Chef wanted us
to see one.
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- Field trip...?
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- Field triiiippp!!!!!
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- Yay!
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(Bus rumbles)
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- (Cackling)
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I told you we'd have
an awesome day!
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The old bat's actually taking
us to see monster trucks
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beat each other up!
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Are we gonna see Truckasaurus
Rex for real?
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- I suppose so!
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- Yessss!
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Announcer: Looks like we've
got a late entry, folks,
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and just in time
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because Truckasaurus Rex
is hungry!
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- Man, I would not wanna be
up against that thing.
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- Well, then you're in the
wrong vehicle, young man!
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Wooooohooo!
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Everyone hold on to somethin'
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'cause we're about to school
this dinosaur!
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(Engine roars)
All: (Scream)
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(Loud smash)
(Metal crashing sounds)
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(Loud thuds)
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Announcer: This is
unbelievable.
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She's headed straight
for the field of fire!
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Mrs. Chef's Mom: Aiyiyiyiyiyi!
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Announcer: And then right
through the meat grinder.
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- Ahhhhh!
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Announcer: Oooh!
That's gonna leave ea mark -
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but it's still not as bad
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as the pond of piranhas!
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- Woo this is fun!
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(All groan)
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Announcer: And they've made it
to the ramp of doom!
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Chef's Mom: Hold on tight!
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All: Ahhhhh!
(Teeth snapping)
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- Still think all supply
teachers are pushovers?
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(Loud crash)
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It's okay, Courtney,
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you're just having a nightmare.
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Wake up. (smack) wake up!
(smack) Wake up!!!
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- Should we see what's next on
the list?
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Or maybe we should put it away
and have some nice,
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quiet, safe reading time.
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What do you think... Duncan?
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- Never.
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(Popping shoulder back in)
Uh, owwww!
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I have never let a supply
teacher beat me
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and I'm in way too deep
to do give in now.
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(Shouts) Have fun or die!
(Bones cracks)
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- Okie dokie then.
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Oooh! The list says we're going
to a rodeo.
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- Excellent choice.
- I agree.
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- (Sighs) I love horsies!
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- Why bother with horsies
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when we can ride the bulls!
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- Are you happy now?
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We're all doomed!
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- It's not my fault!
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I said go to a rodeo
not go in one!
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- Have you considered that
she's just punishing
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all of us because you made
a fake list?!
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Now fess up, before someone
gets really hurt!
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- Pfft. No chance.
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She'll give in.
You'll see-eeeeee!
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- Giddy up! (Smack)
- Mooo!
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- Chef's Mom is a maniac!
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- You think?!
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Announcer: Looks like we've got
some late entries, folks!
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(Screaming)
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Announcer: Wooodoggie,
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it's a monster truck first!
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- Mooo!
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(Crashing sounds)
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- Wooohoohooo hahahaha!!!
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- Phew! (Gasp)
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Aaaaahhhh!
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- Phew!
- Ahhh!
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- Moooooo!
Duncan: (Pained groan)
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- You have to get that list
back or we're done!
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- (Spits out tooth)
And get in trouble?
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No way. If this is her idea
of fun
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just imagine how brutal
her punishments would be!
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(Both shudder)
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- The next item on the list
says...
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go on the moon rocket ride
at Spaceland.
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Duncan, doesn't that sound fun?
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- (Gulps)
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At least she can't make that
scarier than it is. Right?
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You can't do this!
We're kids!
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You can't send us to the moon
on a real rocket?!
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- (Laughs)
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Not the moon, sillies.
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You're going to the sun!
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- What??
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(All screaming)
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- Now count with me kids:
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5, 4, 3...
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- (Farting) Ahhh.
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Even my bum is screaming!
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- She's not bluffing!
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- 2...1!
- Stop! Don't do it!
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- Stop!
- Hold up, Barry!
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(Rumbling stops)
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- Something to say, Duncan?
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- (Struggles) Fine.
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I made the list, not Chef!
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I don't want to fly
into the sun!
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I just want to have a quiet nap
time, play a few board games,
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and wait in an orderly
fashion for pick-up. Please.
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Pleeeeease!
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- Duncan, the next time you
make a fake list -
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don't sign it.
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- Man she's cool.
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- And that, is how it's done!
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- Hello kids! I'm back!
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Whoa. It's so... peaceful.
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(Snoring)
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- What happened??
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- Hello son.
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Glad to see you're unstuck
from your tuba.
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- Sure am. Did you have fun
with the kids?
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- I really did,
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and the kids were just
wonderful.
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Right Duncan?
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See? He's good.
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- Thanks, Mom,
I knew I could count on you.
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Just let me put this away.
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(Loud moo)
- Aaaahhh!
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Why is there a bull in my
office?!
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Ahhhhhh!! No! Helllppp!
(Hooves thunder, Mooing)
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