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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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- Noah, can you read me?! Over.
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- I read you, Owen. Over.
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- Hi, Noah! Whatcha doing? Over.
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- Standing by the cubbies. Over.
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- Now what are you doing? Over.
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- Uh, looking at you? Over.
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Spanish announcer: La
transmisión de hoy está
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patrocinada por yum yum
burrito.
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Cuando digo burrito,
dices yum yum!
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- Noah! You've got burritos?
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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Gimme! Gimme!
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- Oof! Owen, I'm not selling
burritos.
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Your walkie picked up a Spanish
radio station or something.
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Spanish announcer: Ahora tengo
hambre! (Chuckle)
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Creo que podría parar en yum
yum burritos
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después del espectáculo!
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- Do you deliver worldwide?
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- Stop! Nobody move!
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My internal toys-from-home
alarm's been triggered.
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- Ummm...huh...well...
(Nervous chuckle)
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It's... we.... wm...
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- Chef, we're not allowed
to bring toys from home.
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Have you forgotten
your own rules?
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- I didn't forget.
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- (Shouts) Don't worry, Chef,
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memory loss is quite common
for old people.
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- Hmm... I'm watching you two!
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(Door slams)
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- Phew! That was a close one!
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- Yeah, we'd better keep these
walkies out of sight.
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- (Grunting)
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Ohhhhh righhhht.
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I can't hide my walkie
in my pocket
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cause my mom sewed them shut
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to keep me from hiding candy
in there.
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But there was candy in there
when she did it! (Giggles)
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Now when I crave candy
I just do this.
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(Sucking) Mmmm...
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Candy pants!
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- Owen. Focus.
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Put your pants on. Then hide
your walkie talkie.
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- I know the perfect hiding
place!
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In my lunchbox. Huh, huh?
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(Whistling)
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- Whaddya mean you've never
seen the show "Ninja Cat"?
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It's the best show ever, Jude.
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He's a cat and a ninja!
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Spanish announcer: Los médicos
siempre han creído
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que caminar mejora
la circulación.
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- Whoa, dude,
do you hear something?
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- It came from Owen's lunchbox.
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Stand back!
Let a ninja handle this.
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(Whimpers)
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(Teeth chattering)
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- Ahhhh!
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Spanish announcer:
Camine al trabajo, solo camine por diversión!
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- What is it?
- Isn't it obvious?
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Owen's chili dog is most
definitely
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an alien from another planet.
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- (Gasp of wonder) Of course!
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Welcome to earth, chilied one.
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- Have you gone mad?
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There's only one reason aliens
travel to earth:
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world domination!
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- (Roars)
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♪♪♪
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Sure, he might look like food,
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but we're the food, Jude,
we're the food!
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Jude: Hold on.
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Ooh, maybe it's here
on a mission of peace, bro.
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To cure diseases like chicken
pox and bath time!
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- Bath time's not a disease!
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We need to destroy this alien
before it destroys us!
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- No! I won't let you destroy
my alien friend!
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♪ Apples. Plums.
Bananas n' pears ♪
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♪ Close your eyes
n' fall down the stairs
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- Beth! Can you help me
protect the life
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of an innocent alien chili dog.
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- Jude, I have waited my entire
life to hear those words!
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- Really?
- No.
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Now show me the alien!
(Giggles)
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- My lunch has been stolen!
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Ohhhhhh... so hungry!
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Getting... weak.
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The light, (panting)
the light is calling me.
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- We can share some of our
lunches if it'll help...
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- Oh! Oh thank you, Bridgette!
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You're a lifesaver!
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(Munching)
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Oooo, whadda we got here?
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Much appreciated.
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- Thanks for agreeing
to help, Izzy.
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Saving the human race
is too heavy a burden
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for one little kid,
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but two little kids
equals one grown up!
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- And people say
math is useless.
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- No one says that.
- I've heard me say it.
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Harold: All right, "dawg".
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There's no reason this
has to get ugly.
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Just tell us what we wanna know
and we can all go home.
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Spanish announcer: Manana
estará parcialmente nublado
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con chubascos disperses...
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- We're not falling for your
tricks, alien!
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We came prepared.
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The helmets will stop the alien
from reading our thoughts.
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Plus they make us
look like real cops!
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The siren's pretty cool too.
(Wails)
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- Mine's broken so I make the
siren sounds with my face!
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Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo.
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- I'll be bad cop,
you be good cop.
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- Yes! I love being good cop!
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- Tell us your evil plan,
alien!
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Spanish announcer: No te
olvides de traer un paraguas!
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- Earth! Speak earth!
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- I'm gonna buy you a summer
dress
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and take you out for lemonade!
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- Izzy! I said good cop,
not friendly old lady!
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- Don't worry,
he's not coming.
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- Ugh! You'd better start
talking
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or you're gettin' some of this!
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Hiyah! Yah! Kiyah!
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Gahhhh!
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- (Whistles)
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Hm? Ohhh....
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Mayday, mayday. I need help.
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Owen? Someone?
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I'm trapped in here!
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(Both gasp)
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- The alien ate Noah?
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Well, your lemonade just
from a large to a small!
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- Noah must have thought it
was just a normal chili dog
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and ate it.
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Then it ate him
from the inside out!
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Spit him out!
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Spit him out right now!
- Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
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Spanish announcer: Y ahora
veamos las puntuaciones
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de fútbol de la noche anterior.
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- Oh yeah? Well, we'll see
about that, body snatcher!
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- (Owen munching)
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You guys gotta tell your
parents that granola bars
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are not a dessert. (Shudders)
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I could barely finish
that fourth one.
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- There you are.
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Thanks for not helping me
in the washroom.
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- You usually manage
all by yourself.
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Hey... where's your vest?
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- Uhhh...
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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(Honk, engine rumbles)
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- If this alien's like me,
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it'll get car sick
and vomit Noah out.
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- Izzy, it's too late
to save Noah,
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but not too late
to save the world.
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- Wai-wai-wait. What is it?
What're you looking at?
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- Nothing. This is what heroes
do before they save the world.
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(Jude Laughs)
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(As puppet) Officer, Izzy.
- Hi.
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Harold: Yes sir!
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Jude: Captain wants you in his
office, pronto!
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(Crash)
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I'll watch the alien dude.
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- On our way.
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- Thanks puppet,
you came in pretty-
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hand-y. (Laughs)
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- Wait a second. Policemen
don't say "dude".
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- Freeze. Gahhhh!
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- Stop! Real-pretend-police!
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- (Gasp) Sarg?! Speak to me!
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- Aw, he was only a week
away from retirement.
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- We need to get that alien back
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and find out if he's already
contacted his planet
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to come and destroy us.
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- He's not safe here.
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We gotta find a way to get him
back to his planet.
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- There they are!
Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo.
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(Siren wails)
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- Ahhhh! The cops!
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(Siren wails)
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- Get down here right now!
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- Aghhhh!
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(Splat)
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(Train whistles)
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- Stop! Hands off that chili
dog.
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Whoa!
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(Train whistles)
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- Ooooohhh...
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- Carry me.
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- Hand over the alien
or prepare to battle!
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Ohhh-ahhh!
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Yee-ow. Ow, ow. Ah ah!
Hi-yah...
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- Nuh-uh! No way!
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- (Rumbling)
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I'm still kind of hungry.
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I wish I had my chili dog.
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- I think it's gone for good,
buddy,
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not much we can do about that.
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- (Sniffs)
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I smell... (sniffing)
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my chili dog! It's this way.
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- Ohhhhhkay.
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- Jude, please, before it eats
all of us the way it ate Noah!
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- Um, who ate Noah?
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Both: Ahhh!
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- This is a surprising turn
of events.
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- Heh heh... Yeah.
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And I don't get surprised
very often.
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I can count on one hand
the number of times I've- whoa!
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Look at how many fingers
I have!
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- (Pants) Give me that chili
dog!
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- Why do I get the sense
you're gonna eat it?
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- Because I am going to eat it!
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- (Gasp) You're all monsters!
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- Hand it over, Jude!
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- No!
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- Whoa!
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(Readying inhale)
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- Hey guys, what are you
fighting about? Can I help?
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Did I interrupt something?
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I can come back later?
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- Jude, now's our chance!
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Sorry. We need this.
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- Earth isn't safe for you,
wiener dude.
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Fly back to your planet!
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- Nooooo! Bravo.
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There goes the human race.
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- Reach for the stars, space
bud!
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(Pop!, splat)
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(Engine rumbles)
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- Weird. There aren't even
train tracks here.
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- My walkie talkie chili dog!
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- Walkie talkie? Oooh...
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Is that why it was talking?
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- So it wasn't an alien.
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That makes so much more sense!
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- Heh, (nervous) I guess evil
alien hot dogs
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aren't real after all. Heh.
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♪♪♪
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