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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,289 This is the last time I do that vulgar contradict allegations. 2 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:59,800 I have no sexual relations had with that young man, Mr. Lapinsky. 3 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:03,910 He was an intern with whom I have had brief contact. 4 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:16,806 That was it. Did you come? 5 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,964 But this time almost. Next time. 6 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,840 After an average of 1 minute 35 we are always ready. 7 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:32,207 You must always run away immediately after we... 8 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:37,406 You know that Kellyx likes you, right? -How about love? 9 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,490 I get the L word hard on my lips. 10 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,570 Kellyx wish you ... - Other was. 11 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:49.643 Maybe you should next time wear a uniform. 12 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,926 Then you look like a new man. I love uniforms. 13 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:01,924 Assistants, concierges, the cleaner who cleans your pipes. 14 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,566 Kellyx loves strong men in uniform. 15 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,570 The idea of ​​the knots making is so ... 16 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,249 Twice. 17 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:22,447 I don't know what to do. With that They come to Viagra for women so quickly. 18 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:27,282 I really sympathize with you. It's me also sat to be a sex object. 19 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,604 What is that? 20 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,885 It depends on the uniform. I remember not even her name anymore. 21 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,849 We have talked about this. 22 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:44,968 If you want me to be someone else, Then why are you with me? 23 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,969 You're right. 24 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,925 In what then? -You can't change. 25 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54.903 I'm leaving you. 26 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,850 You meet your dream girl ... 27 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,602 on the day you find out you're a scary got illness from another. 28 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,690 You have one hour left to live. What are you saying to her? 29 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,487 Against who? -To the girl of your dreams. 30 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,844 Is this such a hypothetical question or a real question? 31 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,728 The perfect girl lives in another country. They shoot at you at the border. 32 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:36,370 The relationship issue. Get rid of it. Do you know What does a relationship do with your overtime? 33 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,609 It's about sex, not relationships. 34 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,691 If I ... No, if I ... 35 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,767 raise the nylon by 2.5 percent ... 36 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,883 then the net weight would be ... 37 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:05,247 decrease by 2.5 ... by 0.4 percent. 38 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,408 I'm getting promotion today. 39 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,570 Nylon car engines. 40 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:39,451 They drive really, but the best of them is that they are not real. 41 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,420 What about the trend against plastics? 42 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,846 Do you have the new silver seen devices? 43 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:51,285 I bought a silver telephone. It is a bit heavy, but very beautiful. 44 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:58.63 Let us have the graphs let's see, Joe. 45 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:03,880 Guy. -The charts. 46 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:11,370 Our research shows that there is a slight one decrease in the sale of plastic is ... 47 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:17,440 but i think that in the future ... 48 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:22,724 Well it will ... it will get better. 49 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,430 We improve sales with a global campaign. 50 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,846 Plastic can continue to exist. 51 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,410 I don't like such a plastic motor. 52 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:41,369 People can go through their computer to travel. I want something with more 'oemf'. 53 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,447 I would recommend a new product able to design. 54 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,646 At work, people. 55 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:02,244 I want what women want. They are our primary consumer group. 56 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:08,100 A woman must lead this campaign. 57 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:14,162 You're ready for promotion, don't you, Kellyx? I would really like that. 58 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,842 I want Guy on my team as my assistant. 59 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:23,570 Okay then. But I give him no promotion. 60 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,810 I already have this year given a man promotion. 61 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,164 Those stimulating condoms were in the mail. 62 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:43,370 He is a perfect masseur, he shrugs her was up. He is a slave. 63 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,962 He's a rat. -He is an art person. 64 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,886 I never guessed. I know the guy who does his parts. 65 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,768 They make women look so good look? Not that I need one. 66 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,929 Hello, Rocky. -Hiroki. 67 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,900 Also fine. 68 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,364 Greta is not like Kellyx. She is too old to get flesh and blood. 69 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,291 Do you know whoever? has an art person? Perez. 70 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,689 What are you doing here? - Please love me. 71 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,885 You know you can't go downstairs come. Do you want them to fire me? 72 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,529 Stop it. - Please love me. 73 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,327 It is unfair that men they may not have. 74 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,844 Would be with a male president we will be satisfied. 75 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,522 If the boss sees this, he can shake it. 76 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,370 Hopefully she doesn't see it. 77 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,531 Are you defective? What is your serial number? 78 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,560 Refers to non-programmed emotions fuse through? 79 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,765 Please don't leave me have to work for a steel company. 80 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,646 That's not fair. You also have a toy. 81 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:24,562 Life is not always honest for a man, Joe. 82 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:31,325 Do you and your robot want to get lost now? 83 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:47,407 Do you know what to do, Guy? Purchase such a plastic woman. 84 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,523 An art person? 85 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,923 They make them nowadays very real. 86 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:58,569 They never tell you to shave, and otherwise turn them off. 87 00:08:58.60 --> 00:09:00.808 And then end up as Perez. 88 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,288 The loser. Such a toy can you still hide? 89 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:08,405 Why don't you take one? -My credit cards work against it. 90 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,170 Plastic. 91 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:18,489 Here's a ticket. Call this woman. Her name is Boyla and she is a robot expert. 92 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,524 I'm really not starting it. 93 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,321 Can I have a wife here? 94 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,650 Yes of course. We have a public holiday special with redheads. 95 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:34,244 The eyes are not included. Would you give me that hand? 96 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:41,368 I've never done this before. - Many virgins come here. 97 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,686 May I? 98 00:09:58.80 --> 00:10:00.166 How expensive? 99 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:06,561 Some take out a mortgage, but this yields more than a house. 100 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,410 A house? 101 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:16,489 I absolutely cannot afford that. -I also have a lesser model. 102 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,489 Does it only have one arm or something? 103 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:24,130 There are a few small ones downsides. Little. 104 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:29,121 Thanks for your time, but I think that I'm going to find a normal girl ... 105 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,490 in a normal way. 106 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,363 You noticed me. I want you like to get to know better. 107 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,600 You and I, we are going ... 108 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,727 Hey. My father raised me ... -Boats. 109 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:04,600 Hey. I want a romantic, monogamous relationship. 110 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,688 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 111 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,965 That would... 112 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:25.965 All right. Not here. I want you like to get to know first. 113 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,690 That is not... 114 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,602 Put them in the water. 115 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,100 Fork. 116 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,329 Eating more oyster bars, and not so many vitamins for your brain. 117 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,807 You think too much anyway. 118 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,286 All right. I will think less. 119 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,604 Should women leave you, like you-know-who? 120 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,849 Mom didn't leave me, but you. 121 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,930 I meant that shikse who you loved in Paris. 122 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:26,331 He did not leave, but died. -Does not matter. You are different. 123 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:33,290 All my friends have at least one grandchild. 124 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,801 What should I call you then? 125 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,900 I don't have a name. We have no names needed here. 126 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:17,525 Then I will have a name have to invent for you. 127 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,725 A name. Jesus Christ. 128 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,965 I've been all my life addressed with millions of names. 129 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,641 I'm better off with a grunt or moan as a name. 130 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,244 I believe I love you. 131 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,844 I had already been once. Do you have still that model that nobody wanted? 132 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:50,444 That cheaper one. Like a chestnut brown costs less than a ... 133 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,330 Really? 134 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:59,128 Yeah that would be great. I am coming... Hey? 135 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,610 Finally someone to talk to. -With those tubes? 136 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,850 Someone to cuddle at night. - And she's nice and flexible. 137 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:18,242 If she nags that she wants some space, you can turn it off and put it away. 138 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,126 Stop it staring at that photo. 139 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,721 She was really unique. 140 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,481 You are a smart guy. You can do not bring the dead to life. 141 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,930 Bet? 142 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:50,207 She must love basketball. She must love my favorite beer. 143 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,131 She needs my armbands to hold. 144 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59.602 And sex. Lots of sex. Twice a day. With an orgasm. 145 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,122 The sex express. No stops. 146 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:09,889 Even more preferences? Color of it pubic hair, length of the tongue ... 147 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,482 Smell of the skin? We have berries. 148 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,527 I do not want that. Surprise me. 149 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:21.410 Unspecified skin odor. 150 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,850 That. 151 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,924 And that. 152 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:39,363 She has a touch pad on her hips if you want to reprogram her. 153 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:45,249 A couple more questions. Intellect or no sense? 154 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:47.169 Please understand. 155 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:52,651 What type? Hellenic? Semitic? Eastern provincial? 156 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,162 Romanian? -Einstein meets Groucho Marx. 157 00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:57.885 Look at that. 158 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,489 Smaller. 159 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,964 We will take care of it that everything is absolutely right. 160 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:11,485 You can keep her for seven days. We will recycle her next week. 161 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,100 Can I not keep her? 162 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:19,411 We needed a low cost plan think up because you had some problems. 163 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:24,811 This is also a test model. She's half from cloned DNA and half from plastic. 164 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,686 Hooves. If only she is 50% artificial? 165 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:34,808 It is also 50% human, and that is half more women than you have now. 166 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,730 How do you like it? -Beautiful. 167 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,608 I want to impress her. -She's a robot. 168 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,806 Your mantra:Don't be too eager ... -Do not be an instrument ... 169 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,162 And give her what you have. 170 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,649 What do you think about it? -Do you have a shoehorn? 171 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,249 I will next time get some more candy for you. 172 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,769 You are apparently a sweet tooth. 173 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,921 Maybe you try your inner chill to compensate. 174 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:46.522 I am ... You already know who I am. 175 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,889 What is your zodiac sign? You don't have one. 176 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,689 Package for you. 177 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,891 Exactly as stated in the brochure. 178 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,968 I'm Guy. 179 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,210 This is your new house. 180 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,364 Do you like it? 181 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,169 Did I order you? 182 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,121 I froze. -Really? 183 00:20:45.320 --> 00:20:50.804 I wanted to impress you. - That's what all the guys want. 184 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:56.609 All men? 185 00:20:58.280 --> 00:21:01.568 Wait a second. Are you not new? 186 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,525 Your money was not enough for a new model. 187 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,121 I have a cybrarian out of 83 seated ... 188 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:12,167 and with a young sumo wrestler with a very large ... Do you mind? 189 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,124 Not at all. 190 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:20,166 You didn't want a jealous partner. That is in your file. 191 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,524 I get it. 192 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:29,900 You don't want a jealous partner, but you can be jealous. 193 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:37,403 Just kidding. You have a sarcastic feeling ordered for humor, remember? 194 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,605 I am new. 195 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:45,522 So I have no memory for you comparable with previous customers. 196 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,410 This is also the first time for me. 197 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,206 Has anyone ever sucked on your toe? 198 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,900 Shall we take it easy? 199 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:11,401 If we have sex tonight, you will never respect me. 200 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:18,245 Besides, I don't even know your name. - But I don't have a name. 201 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,860 Do you want one? -Do you want me to want one? 202 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,489 Teach me how to feel like a real one woman must behave ... 203 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,411 so that the company police don't catch us. 204 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,683 I want to be just like the rest. 205 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,602 Nobody wants to be just like the rest. 206 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,690 Why is it so bad? to be mediocre? 207 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:54,528 You really have a species human complex. 208 00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:56.210 Indeed. 209 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,240 I ordered smaller ones. 210 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,365 Okay, this is my camera. He records and plays. 211 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,848 But don't connect me to the television. 212 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,327 Do I have to feed you, boss? 213 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,560 'Boss? I have never been previously called boss. 214 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,206 I'm going for a pastrami omelet make it for you. 215 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:34,407 A real? My favorite dish. - mine too. 216 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,568 Plump down nicely and watch the game later. 217 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:46.67 It starts in 7.2 minutes. The bet against our team is 10 to 5. 218 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,840 Do we have... 219 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,641 It was my birthday yesterday. -Days are just numbers. 220 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,684 Make a wish. 221 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,207 This biodegradable diapers are actually ... 222 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,763 recyclable. 223 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:59,810 Has Kellyx approved it? And what do you have? 224 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,405 Bravo, exactly where my consumers are looking for. 225 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:13.927 You better invent something what people actually buy ... 226 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,488 otherwise you need steel go learn, Joe. 227 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,510 Guy. My name is G ... Why are you staying? call me Joe? 228 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,164 All men look like Joe. That's easier. 229 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:32,490 That way I remember everyone's name. Joe, right? 230 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,762 Your cheeks are redder when you talk about yourself. 231 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,329 Why do you like it so much to talk? Most are not like that. 232 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:55,700 Because I was because of my father brought up, who is an ICQ therapist. 233 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,522 He earns money with the online treatment of people. 234 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,483 I have more therapy as a child then got Woody Allen. 235 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,125 Who is that? 236 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,530 A guy who is with his daughter went to bed. 237 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,400 He has also made a number of films. 238 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,965 Hello, son. 239 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,728 Dad, this is sick. 240 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:42,170 Were you taking a bath? Shall I call later? Call me back, yes. 241 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,763 I'm not gone long. I still have to make contact with a baby shower. 242 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,442 Melissus' son has have a son ... 243 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,965 although it is slightly smaller then Towy's grandchild. 244 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,500 Not that you care. 245 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,890 Are you taking a bath with someone? 246 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,890 Something like that. 247 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,525 Why didn't you say that? Together in the bath is good for you know. Is it Kellyx? 248 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,721 It is someone who can wait. 249 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,120 He wants a family as soon as possible founding, although he doesn't know that yet. 250 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,926 Dad, stop it. 251 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,851 I really want to see you. Is it Friday night? 252 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,849 I have to hang up. 253 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,842 I keep my mouth shut. 254 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:56,245 But you need the horizontal tango play when I've hung up. 255 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,329 Yet? 256 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:13,647 My father wouldn't be really happy like him I heard something about a robot. 257 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,208 He wants me to have children, no blenders. 258 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:33,288 Terrible, those politicians who say that they are going to do something about the ozone layer. 259 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,690 It rains a lot in Paris. Do I have a big ass in these pants? 260 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,564 Compared to what? 261 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,931 I know your personality consists of data. 262 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:51,365 But you have to tell me about yourself. - Are you really interested in me? 263 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,642 You should see it here. 264 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,122 I work here. Now you have to go home. 265 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,445 I have to hold that promotion to drag. Although it makes no sense. 266 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,725 Because nobody believes in me. -I do. 267 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,768 Hello, Guy. Imagine me not ahead of your girl? 268 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,769 I'm not a girl. 269 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,886 Are you real? How do you get such a good one? 270 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,290 She likes me for my brain. You should try it too. 271 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,283 Rooster. I was like that too, so I left him take off. I have a nicer ass. 272 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,164 Are you sure? 273 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,725 Down? 274 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,367 Maybe I will get a promotion if I'm going to wear a uniform. 275 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,770 Do not. The imperfections make you who you are. 276 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,522 Let your guts guide you. 277 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,847 She is perfect. 278 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,324 I could also create something like that. 279 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,611 At least part of her. 280 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,289 Where do women desire the most nasty? 281 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,802 Think about sex, think of cars. 282 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,882 I think the product for which we advertising should be practical. 283 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,531 Just give us the results of the opinion poll among women, Joe. 284 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,520 I am also a consumer. -I'm listening. 285 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,366 Plastic human body parts. 286 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,485 Synthetic body parts, with extensive movement options. 287 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,765 A rock climber would further his legs extend beyond normal. 288 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,247 It has two joints, what makes you stronger. 289 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,650 Everyone can be a virtuoso pianist. 290 00:31:54.40 --> 00:32:00.370 We can now even more of us body and perform better. 291 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:06,169 Consider all the options. -You can scratch your own back. 292 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,322 New sex positions. 293 00:32:09.520 --> 00:32:14.820 You can turn your head 180 degrees and look behind you. 294 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,762 A man can meet his own ... sucking toe. 295 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:27,406 Not bad, Guy. -Indeed. He's mine. 296 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,326 I'd like to talk first. 297 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,850 Talk. 298 00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.883 You are so cute if you worry. 299 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.291 I can't believe you're mine. 300 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,764 Put me to the test. 301 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,801 I do everything you say. 302 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,889 That was heavenly. 303 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,445 You're the biggest I've had. 304 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,888 I thought I was the only one. 305 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,565 You are the only and the largest. 306 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,121 Do you want another orgasm? 307 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,730 Is that allowed? 308 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,120 Did your art person do that? Yummy. 309 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:23,121 It was crazy, man. She did everything exactly as I wanted it. 310 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,847 It's kind of weird. It is like I was doing it to myself. 311 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,566 And the lips? -I haven't kissed her yet. 312 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,683 I didn't mean that, but okay. 313 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:38,284 You did it with a machine. Fantastic. 314 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,764 Don't call her a robot. 315 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,608 That's just what she is. 316 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,930 I don't want her upset. She has a Pinocchio complex. 317 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,329 Wood, metal, plastic, what does it matter. She doesn't feel anything. 318 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58.88 Maybe ever. 319 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,691 Is that a possibility or a wish? 320 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,248 No idea. I have never what about a robot. 321 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,370 Accept the pain. 322 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,767 Who am I kidding? 323 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,610 I am not perfect. 324 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,601 Fortunately there is still chocolate. 325 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,687 Do you want me to be perfect? 326 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,450 I wish I were that. For you. 327 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,604 What a beautiful specimen. Hello Mary, I am ... 328 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:17,170 I know who you are. We have enough memory space for 200 friends. 329 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,850 Yes. 330 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,206 You drink iced coffee with aspirin, amphetamines and antihistamines. 331 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,889 Tell her not to do that again. -She's mine. 332 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,880 I have seen the receipt. You don't have to be so selfish. 333 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,564 I recently borrowed you my stereo. Can't what's my name? 334 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,480 That is not healthy. - I'll take a shower. 335 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,925 Friends of mine can me better not share ... 336 00:37:48.120 --> 00:37:51.920 because their companionship is essential for optimum performance. 337 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:56,967 I would like this glorious friendship not want to destroy. 338 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,291 What about that promotion? 339 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,520 I don't want to disappoint you, but ... How should I state this. 340 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:25,363 You have too much testosterone to be creative. 341 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,884 It is an anti-Freudian theory. 342 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:37,890 If you don't have a penis, you also have no fear of castration. 343 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,460 We can take greater risks. 344 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:47,610 I thought I had now proven that as creative as a woman can be. 345 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:54,331 Oh, honey. It's not you guys have no good things. 346 00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:01,290 I have for example purchased this implant ... 347 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,246 so that I can pee standing. 348 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,681 Very practical. 349 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,287 Sorry. 350 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,444 Good aim is not easy. 351 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:29,811 You see? You shouldn't be right if women are, but better. 352 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:37,328 Do you also have a tango program? -I do not know. 353 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,807 Sorry. 354 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,609 I meant tonight want to dance with you. 355 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:51,110 Out in the computer? -No, really. And upright. 356 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,128 I love you, Mary. 357 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,928 The correct answer is:me from you too. 358 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,363 Sorry. 359 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,602 I do not know how. 360 00:41:45.720 --> 00:41:47.927 But maybe I can learn. 361 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:10,767 Of course she can't. -I was just curious. 362 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,848 She can't love you. 363 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:22,848 What toaster do you have? Do you have such a beautiful one that fits in everything? 364 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,849 Does your toaster love you? 365 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,246 Never? Nobody ever asked for it. 366 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,810 That's what it was all about. No tears, no crap. 367 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,204 I thought it would be ideal for you ... 368 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,846 but you are clearly different. 369 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,531 Isn't she 50 percent human? 370 00:42:46.240 --> 00:42:48.830 I teach her. 371 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,571 Do what you want, but ask her do not expose to the sun for too long. 372 00:42:54.60 --> 00:42:58.62 Food leads to a chemical reaction in the body ... 373 00:42:58.60 --> 00:43:01.910 very similar to emotions. 374 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,847 People combine meat with lettuce to be balanced. 375 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,646 Just hit one through my fuses? 376 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,129 Look at this. 377 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,610 Chocolate. 378 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,800 Chocolate kills you. 379 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,565 Chocolate is just like love. 380 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,800 You have to puke ... 381 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,529 and at the same time ... you want more. 382 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,765 That was a bad example. It is like holding each other's hands. 383 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,924 Bend your fingers. 384 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,568 Why? -Because it's fun. 385 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:06,286 I will take you to the park and show what people in love do? 386 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,929 Really? What should I wear? -Whatever you want. 387 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,444 I only know what you like. Then wear what I want. 388 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,410 Preference not specified. 389 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,604 Can we... -Yeah, we're going to buy candy. 390 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,844 I felt something. A warm wave. 391 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,289 But I don't think you are that can call love. 392 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,890 I'm hungry. 393 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,964 Me too. 394 00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:12.809 I want a pizza. 395 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,409 Me too. 396 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,328 Are you really hungry? 397 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,488 I'm hungry if you have that. 398 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:44,830 I know exactly what you are going to do. 399 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:52,524 I can also be unpredictable if you program what you want. 400 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,480 What I want is starting to bore me. 401 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,449 Pastrami omelette? 402 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,522 It is your favorite dish. -I do not want that. 403 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,440 People grow, people change. 404 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,806 They even outgrow their favorite omelette. 405 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,970 Tell me what you want, then you get that. 406 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,443 Would it help if I had more if that woman was in Paris? 407 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,761 That would be me if you wanted it. 408 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,807 I want you... 409 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,729 but different. 410 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,510 This is what you ordered. 411 00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:02,100 If someone says, "I want you different ', you should get angry. 412 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,562 What if I reprogram you? If I reprint you ... 413 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,809 You wanted someone you wouldn't try to change. 414 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,446 Why are you trying me then change? 415 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,608 I've seen Guy's new girlfriend. Just like a model. A perfect body. 416 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,522 Perfect body? Not that yours isn't beautiful. 417 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,290 Have you ever wondered ... 418 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,963 If we women are so beautiful and be successful and powerful ... 419 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,601 why are we alone? 420 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,460 Let's now realize that network campaign. 421 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:46.245 Tonight is not so ... Is that a ... Look at the time. 422 00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:51.571 Do you want to keep your job? Miss wants probably not a benefit recipient. 423 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,162 Can she ... I mean, come in? 424 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,162 You keep surprising me. 425 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:22,801 Don't offer your Kellyx something to drink or does she have to go get it herself? 426 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,641 I'll make it. I already have it. 427 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,291 Your favorite drink. 428 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,510 What kind of diet do you follow? -None. 429 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:40,500 Fortunate metabolism? -Something, yes. 430 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:52,643 I'm Kellyx, Guys ex. -I'm Mary, Guys current. 431 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,648 So you're from ... 432 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:02,564 Because you have a slight accent. -Guy likes accents. 433 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:09,410 She also imitates people. She can Warren Beatty very well. 434 00:50:09.240 --> 00:50:12.722 The actor? -No, the president. 435 00:50:14.720 --> 00:50:20.124 I didn't know he liked accents. What else does Guy like? 436 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,600 It is very easy. He wants you to listen to him ... 437 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,764 and toes suck, and kinky sex, and orgasm twice a day. 438 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,649 Have you been a geisha? -No, but I know geisha tricks. 439 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,247 She..- You... 440 00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:51.766 You are really glowing with it. What kind guy buys a robot at all? 441 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,900 A guy who's too tall with robotic women like you. 442 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,568 R2D2 agree with you here. 443 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,287 It took me 7200 seconds to make him forget you. 444 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,410 That you have taken refuge to buy a girl. 445 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,971 What does that say about me? 446 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,450 I thought I could make you happy. 447 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:21,802 I don't have the feeling with her that I have to be someone else. 448 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,167 Slapjanus. 449 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,570 Stop it, Guy. -I want to explain. 450 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:31,600 Do you want to go for a steel company? to work? Plastic flows through your veins. 451 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:37,128 People are fired every day. - And I like to fire Joe's. 452 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:53,885 Alright then, but then you don't know my plan yet. 453 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,241 A plan? -A man? 454 00:52:58.720 --> 00:53:03.890 Use the art people to show the plastic body parts ... 455 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,601 in our advertisement. 456 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:10,886 You show what the limbs can do without having to operate on people. 457 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,410 This is how you save on insurance and on money. 458 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,602 Research shows that there is a secret desire for art people exists. 459 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,964 Who doesn't want a perfect one android to bed? 460 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,522 We are going to show people that with plastic body parts ... 461 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,282 they can do anything what an art person can do. 462 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:46,489 But I am in charge of ... -Sorry, you'll have to assist Guy. 463 00:53:46.680 --> 00:53:52.403 You know, a man at the head is not as bad as it seems. 464 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:59.651 TANG SOO Enterprises' new strategy:A MAN AT THE HEAD 465 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,931 Would you like me without a uniform? 466 00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:15.488 Who knows. Why would you do it pull it out at all? 467 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:27,205 I've been thinking about it for a long time. 468 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:32,281 They say your life partner but better be your best friend. 469 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,890 Marry me. 470 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:43,410 I could really learn to love you. I'm not jealous of your machine. 471 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,449 We can even maintain a triangular relationship. 472 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,884 I understand. 473 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,123 No thanks? I'm talking about nepotism. 474 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,600 You make a career, it is going well with Mary, I want to go further. 475 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:12,285 Help me further. -It's not possible. 476 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,966 What a lazy answer. 477 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:24,880 You know how much effort I had to make for these advances? Look at this tie. 478 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,931 Ever been in love on a toaster? 479 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,122 A toaster? -Yes. 480 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,961 I love you because I can evenly brown? 481 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,483 It doesn't matter what I feel. 482 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:43,322 She's just like the tin man. I have no heart. 483 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,567 She will never love you. 484 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,848 She will never love you. 485 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,890 Why? 486 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,928 Guy, take your doll to the photo shoot. Can she dance? 487 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:14,241 He has no trouble with it at all to love me. 488 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,650 He even likes it a little too much from me. 489 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,328 It is on my nerves. 490 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:28,168 It looks like you have one of those new models. 491 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:34,566 I love you. Do you love me? 492 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,900 You do not love me. 493 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,242 But I love you. 494 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,330 Do not worry. 495 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:09,607 He always has a stop if I don't say I love him too. 496 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,602 He has no stubble. Just baby buttocks. It is lucky. 497 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,643 That's a novelty. 498 00:59:18.840 --> 00:59:23.846 Who wants such a rough chin when your guy down there is busy. 499 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:29,968 He also has no touchpad. - Everything is built-in internally. 500 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,891 That is for safety. 501 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:39,167 Don't you think that's dangerous? Someone can modify yours. 502 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,524 You will have a cheap one have a version. 503 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,322 I have made a good deal. 504 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,485 Art people die of love. 505 1:00:09,360 --> 1:00:12,762 What if I finally love him and he dies? 506 1:00:16,800 --> 1:00:18,526 And what if he doesn't love me? 507 1:00:35,400 --> 1:00:37,687 Back, please. 508 1:00:38,960 --> 1:00:42,328 I have plans for this space. I have to free up space. 509 01:00:42.520 --> 01:00:44.648 For nylons and acrylic fibers. 510 1:00:44,840 --> 1:00:52,800 So that's how they end up? They change in telephones and cigarette holders? 511 1:00:52,200 --> 1:00:54,521 In other art people. 512 01:00:54.720 --> 01:00:59.169 Mary can be a dwarf or a bearded one Become a Slavic soldier. 513 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:05,163 Great that you have a boring face and a sarcastic impact can say hello. 514 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:11,870 I want her to get gray hair and wrinkles. 515 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,443 If it is not recycled tomorrow, she crashes. 516 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,128 I was thinking... 517 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,483 Maybe we should remove your touchpad ... 518 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,206 and give you your freedom. 519 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,961 I don't know if being free mechanically possible. 520 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,449 What is that? 521 01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:21.645 What are you doing with me? 522 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,860 If this is the last day of your life was ... 523 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,722 what would you like to do? 524 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,484 I do not know. 525 01:02:56.320 --> 01:03:00.803 Let's go to Paris. -The real Paris, where it rains? 526 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:06,723 No, the real Paris is full of thieves and drunks and French. 527 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,450 I have a much better idea. 528 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,409 How did you get in? 529 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20.764 With Guys cardkey. 530 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:28,883 He gave it to me. He wants to make love to me tonight. Here. 531 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,883 Men are so fickle. 532 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,608 One day they want a violent one nun, the next virgin whore. 533 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,531 I can only handle one order at a time. 534 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:46,807 Listen, honey, a relationship is nothing then the meat exchange. 535 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,641 You choose whether you want a hamburger or want to be a filet mignon. 536 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,171 I strive to be a filet mignon. 537 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,686 But I think I'm just a steak. 538 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:07,640 But that's still not bad if you consider what kind of meat there is. 539 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:19,969 Am I a filet mignon? -Absolutely. 540 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,323 I just want love. I don't have to be perfect. 541 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:29,601 We can arrange that. I mean I can do that. 542 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,211 Really? 543 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,848 Testosterone levels up ... 544 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,331 Why the hurry? - I have to go to Mary. I'm already late. 545 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,969 From. You know you have to give her up now the campaign is over. 546 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,130 I know. Shaver. 547 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,490 To. 548 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:03,410 So. He will be away from you, honey. -Really? 549 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,450 I have to leave. 550 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,881 And I loved that laptop so much. 551 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,523 What are you doing? 552 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,531 Her energy fluids. She is dead. 553 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:36,807 Why is she in your trunk? -I wanted to recycle her. That how it's supposed to be. 554 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,601 Do you have jumper cables? 555 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,166 Do you have jumper cables? 556 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,680 Then electrocute your hair. 557 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,809 Turn on your engine. I'm not going to kill her. 558 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,446 I thought you said she was already dead. 559 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,764 Turn on the engine. 560 1:7:27,600 --> 1:7:29,921 Damn. 561 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:37,329 What the hell were you trying to do? -I tried... 562 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:41,411 Who taught you in the middle of a sentence to say "damn it"? 563 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:47,881 Are you crazy? do you want to kill me? -Unfortunately. 564 1:7:48,800 --> 1:7:54.50 Rotwijf. You deserve each other. You are insane. 565 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,444 You..- 566 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,961 Mary, come back. You may best say "damn it." 567 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:15,611 I don't know what's wrong with Mary. She keeps saying "damn it." 568 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,325 Mommy. 569 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:25,769 Don't worry, I adjusted Mary. She must be normal again. 570 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,564 Normal, right. 571 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:34,570 You don't want her to love you. If she does, she will collapse. 572 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,130 I'm late for my recycling appointment. 573 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:54,700 I really wish I could be as you would like. 574 01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:12,330 Is this such a last kiss? 575 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,882 Because I don't see you anymore, can i sleep then? 576 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,606 But I thought that 577 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,841 They are going to recycle me anyway. 578 01:09:42.680 --> 01:09:45.524 I know you want me to stay asleep. 579 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,286 Tell me what you want. 580 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,126 I would like to sleep with you. 581 1:10:24,000 --> 1:10:26,820 I will miss you. 582 1:10:34,000 --> 1:10:36,480 Do you really care about my death? 583 1:10:44,480 --> 1:10:47,245 It's just a simple one chemical connection. 584 1:10:48,600 --> 1:10:51,126 Even the oldest models can to cry. 585 1:11:04,400 --> 1:11:10,820 I would still love you if you did was a bearded Slavic soldier. 586 1:11:10,280 --> 1:11:11,645 Really? 587 01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:14.643 I love you too. 588 1:11:23,480 --> 1:11:27,700 I learned to love you because of your love for me. 589 1:11:45,160 --> 1:11:46,889 Come on, Mary. 590 1:11:54,640 --> 1:11:58,804 I already told you that cheaper models fall apart. 591 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,771 How does that work... 592 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:18,848 Did I kill her? - It happens to everyone. 593 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:38,420 And on behalf of Tang Soo Enterprises ... 594 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:44,168 we want for a change thank a man. 595 01:12:58.720 --> 01:13:01.530 I'm not going to talk about plastic. 596 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,242 Do you all want women? just like men are? 597 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:17,369 You can continue to wear a skirt while you rule the world. 598 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:26,531 There is no superior or inferior. We all have our problems. 599 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,842 We need eachother. 600 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,688 Do you like sushi? 601 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,367 Your shaver. 602 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57.406 That thing didn't work. 603 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:02,643 In a few days I would have stubble. 604 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,207 And what about eating and sleeping? 605 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:12,601 How can I sleep when I think how it merges with all kinds of devices? 606 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,450 If it is to comfort you:I envy you. 607 1:14:20,400 --> 1:14:24,170 Why? -Your vulnerability. 608 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:28,808 That is a quality and not a weakness. 609 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:33,110 It didn't help me much further. 610 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:38,686 I just don't know yet. I would like to feel that way someday. 611 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,563 She makes you happy. What makes it then whether she is a machine. 612 1:15:11,360 --> 1:15:12.725 What is that? 613 1:15:26,800 --> 1:15:28,928 Has anyone seen Mary? 614 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:05,521 Put your shirt up. Do you... 615 1:16:06.520 --> 1:16:11.242 I hated that thing. -What is that? I know you. 616 1:16:11,440 --> 1:16:16,731 I know you. You are the girl from Paris. Is that you? 617 1:16:4,920 --> 1:16:21,500 My death was meant for you to give an obsession with my image. 618 1:16:24,720 --> 1:16:27,963 What are you talking about? 619 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:32,882 I make genetic art people. I work for Boyla. 620 1:16:33,800 --> 1:16:36,880 We test men's responses on art people. 621 1:16:41,440 --> 1:16:43,100 I get it. 622 1:16:44.560 --> 1:16:47.848 You were not a robot at all. 623 1:16:49.240 --> 1:16:52.767 You are some kind of necrophilic cynical bitch. 624 1:16:52,960 --> 1:16:55,725 I am precise like when you met me. 625 1:16:55,920 --> 1:16:59,300 But I'm sorry that I am not perfect. 626 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:03,130 And I thought I was perfect had to be for you. 627 1:17:04,880 --> 1:17:10,808 I studied you. I know everything about you. 628 1:17:11,800 --> 1:17:13,564 Every detail. 629 1:17:17.920 --> 1:17:23.600 What you dream about and what makes you sad. 630 1:17:25,160 --> 1:17:28,209 I liked you before I met you. 631 1:17:29,360 --> 1:17:35,811 They said you were such an old-fashioned man who still wanted to feel. 632 1:17:36,000 --> 1:17:39,482 I wish you taught me how i had to feel. 633 1:17:39.680 --> 1:17:45.130 I thought I killed you. -I had to know if it did you something. 634 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,122 Whether it did something to me? 635 1:17:49,920 --> 1:17:53,641 It wasn't about that. It was about whether it did something to you. 636 1:17:54,960 --> 1:17:56.962 Wait. 637 1:17:59,800 --> 1:18:02,721 Why? Why did you choose me? Don't ask me that. 638 1:18:02,920 --> 1:18:06,830 Why don't I have to ask you that? Why me? 639 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:10,569 You do not want to know. Believe me, you don't want to know. 640 1:18:54,320 --> 1:18:58.211 So she's not an art person. So what? Take the meat. 641 1:18:58.400 --> 01:19:00.721 I can not do that. She's holding something back. 642 01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,764 You are hopeless. We will have a word about me now? 643 1:19:03,960 --> 1:19:09,490 I'm going out with an Australian babe. She met me without a uniform. 644 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,170 Where is she? 645 1:21:26,880 --> 1:21:29,870 Where is she? 646 1:21:33,200 --> 1:21:35,487 Let me see Paris. 647 01:21:43.120 --> 01:21:46.42 Paris, reference, films. 648 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:53,644 I've been all my life addressed with millions of names. 649 01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:59,244 I don't want a name, I'm better off with a grunt or moan as a name. 650 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,210 Dad. 651 1:22:11,800 --> 1:22:15,850 I was just eating a herring ball. -Why do I love Paris? 652 1:22:16,400 --> 1:22:21,460 Because you are a woman under one have met the bridge. She looked sad. 653 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:26,167 You fucked like rabbits and used butter with it. 654 1:22:26,360 --> 1:22:28,931 That was a movie. 655 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,529 Last Tango in Paris. 656 1:22:32,720 --> 1:22:35,485 I have to think of a name for you. 657 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,887 It's a sick movie, Dad. 658 1:22:39,800 --> 1:22:45,725 I have been millions all my life names addressed. I'm better off ... 659 1:22:45,920 --> 1:22:50,642 Nonsense. It rained. -It was raining like that. 660 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:05,967 I couldn't do it, so they gave me you. -Who are 'them', Dad? 661 01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:10,806 I'm sorry if I ... 662 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:15,767 I just wanted to that you were normal. 663 01:23:15.960 --> 01:23:19.726 That you were normal. 664 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,410 I do not want to lose you. 665 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,921 There is no knife in it. 666 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:20.604 Where's that hair? 667 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,324 I want a hair. 668 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:12,690 Blood replacement at least tenable until 03-03 669 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,603 It was time you called. 670 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,486 I didn't want to wake you up, but ... 671 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,768 If you can hear me ... 672 1:27:13,320 --> 1:27:20,681 I just wanted to say that I know that somewhere deep inside ... 673 01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,609 you love Me. 674 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,723 As long as we stay together, we'll manage. 675 1:27:30,640 --> 1:27:32,290 Sleep tight. 676 1:27:43,600 --> 1:27:47,161 Ironic, huh. The most human ... 677 1:27:48,200 --> 1:27:52,410 man I know is a robot. 678 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:56,607 My heart is too big. 679 1:27:58.60 --> 01:28:01.450 I'm working on that. 680 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:04,608 Art people have sweet in an old-fashioned way. 681 01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:09,886 People don't do that. People don't even want to be people anymore. 682 1:28:10,800 --> 1:28:14,529 But do not worry. I'm not killing you. 683 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:21,881 I'm just recycling you. 684 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:28,287 People don't want to engage in love. 685 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:31,689 They want to feel in love ... 686 01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:34,565 without the consequences. 687 1:28:36,400 --> 1:28:38,611 The colder the less you have. 688 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:44,728 The less it makes you collapse, the more I sell. 689 01:28:52.240 --> 01:28:59.440 She didn't program you for me to keep. That came from yourself. 690 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:04,485 Have we never been to Paris? -I'm a bad memory writer, yes. 691 01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:08,366 But I am proud of the images that I stole for your past. 692 01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:14,647 Crazy, huh. You thought you had me created, but I created you. 693 1:29:14.840 --> 1:29:17.655 I'm actually your mother. -Wait a second. 694 1:29:17,800 --> 1:29:22,442 I ... We are not compatible. 695 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:27,123 So what? Then we have a different life. 696 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:32,326 You wear me when I'm old, and I make you if you are defective. Come with me. 697 1:29:50,320 --> 1:29:53,642 Where are we going? - What about Paris? 698 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:56,446 I've never been that far away. 699 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,883 Paris is less scary then fall in love. 700 1:30:02,840 --> 1:30:05,320 I want to know your real name. 701 1:30:25,760 --> 1:30:30,402 At first I thought she was a robot. -I wasn't that. 702 1:30:30,600 --> 1:30:33,490 That was me. - He was. 703 01:30:33.680 --> 01:30:36.570 And we have been married for 42 years. 704 1:30:36,760 --> 1:30:43,120 Nine months and 38 days. And this girl still looks exactly the same. 705 01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,243 The same. 706 1:31:48,600 --> 1:31:51,331 Translation:Janneke Zwart The Service Station55723

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