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All right, gang, Diet Day Four.
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How's everyone holding up?
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Honestly, I'm going
to last forever.
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You hear that, bitches?
♪ I'm gonna last forever ♪
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(Amy) I'm doing great.
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This morning
the homeless guy on my stoop
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said my skin looked dope.
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What's going on?
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Why do you all have
matching bags?
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We're doing a diet together.
My wife found it.
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She heard about it
at Mommy And Me Graphic Design.
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Wait, it might've been
Toddler Karate.
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[Chuckles] She takes our little
ladies to so many classes,
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I can't keep it straight.
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Childhood is truly
a time of wonder.
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(Amy) This diet is
very scientific, sir.
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All the meals are pre-planned
and delivered to your doorstep.
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This is our breakfast:
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An orange wedge, three cashew nuts...
and a solitarie grape.
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It's actually more
than you realize.
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Sometimes I can't even finish
all the grape.
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This seems unnecessary to me.
You're all in perfect shape.
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You can always
be healthier, sir.
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(Amy) And I like the challenge.
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Plus, it's good team building.
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We're gonna get
through this together.
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Hey, guys, pro tip.
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Lick the baggie.
There's food molecules in there.
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Oh.
Oh, that's so smart.
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Mmm.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu
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What are you doing here?
Isn't it your day off?
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Yeah, stalker.It is my day off.
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But I am here to meet Charles.
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Did you hear what he did
last night?
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Drink it, Jake.
Drink it.
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What's up your tiny sleeve?
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[Gags] Oh!
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Why is there a bow tie in here?
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Wait a minute.
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Jake Peralta,
will you be my best man?
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Yes. Yes!
A thousand times, yes!
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Wow.
Best man.
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So are you gonna set up shop
in a strip club?
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What kind of shop
would I set up?
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Hand sanitizer.
I would sell hand sanitizer.
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And no.
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I was hoping
that my best-man duties
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would be all whiskey
and cigars,
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but this is Charles
we're talking about.
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So we've got two straight days
of wedding planning,
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plus, he gave me this to prep.
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Fancy Brudgom!
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It means "fancy groom"
in Danish.
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According to Charles,
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the Danes throw the most
beautiful weddings in the world
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and the most violent funerals.
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This does not look like
something you'd be into.
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Normally, yes.
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But I am now Charles's
forlover...
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"best man," Danish.
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So it is my duty
to support him,
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no matter what weird, crazy,
Charles-y ideas he has.
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Let's do this.
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There he is!
My groom!
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Hello, my big,
beautiful B.M.!
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"Best man."
Just "best man" is fine.
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I hope you're rested.
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We're gonna be
on our feet all day.
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I am totally prepared.
I even bought some nurse shoes.
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I love them!
Mm-hmm!
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Let me grab this!
Let me grab this!
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- Let me grab this!
- Grab me!
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First stop, kagesmagning!
Cake tasting!
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Wow.
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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I understand you stopped
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by the patrol officers'
morning briefing.
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Yeah.
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Officer Deetmore helped me out
with my crime scene,
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so I gave him a little
thank-you present.
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Hey, Deetmore.
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If you're gonna bag evidence
like a five-year-old,
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you should have
the proper tools.
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It's a "My First Police Kit."
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The walkie-talkie
blows bubbles.
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Hope you can handle it.
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[Laughter]
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He mislabeled the weapon,
like an idiot.
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And it almost got filed
with the wrong case.
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He could've blown
months of work!
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You humiliated Officer Deetmore
in front of his peers.
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He submitted an official
complaint against you.
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Did he fill it out in crayon?
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No.
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But he did use a green pen,
which seems crazy to me.
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The good news is, if you go
down there and apologize,
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he'll let the whole thing go.
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Fine. I'm great
at apologizing.
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I'm a very sweet person.
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Out of my way, Chunk.
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Ooh!
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[Sighs] Jake, I got to tell ya,
the engaged life is amazing,
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- especially sexually.
- Well, I don't want to pry.
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- You're not prying. I want
you to know this. - No.
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Vivian and I have a wonderful
intercourse itinerary
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- that we have planned.
- Ah, ha!
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I'm usually more
of a chocolate guy,
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but this one's closer,
so I'm gonna do that.
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Oh!
Hot, hot!
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Spicy cake!
Why?
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That's habanero pepper
frosting,
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because our marriage
is going to...
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♪ Sizzle ♪
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Unless you think
it's a bad idea.
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No.
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Sounds like
a great idea, Oprah.
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Two... One.
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Okay, be kind.
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I don't have
a model's body like you.
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Come on, show me what you got.
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Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly.
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Liberace, Diane keaton.
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Roger that.
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God.
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Charles, Charles.You're not Scottish.
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Yeah, get back in there,Braveheart.
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Summer linen suit...
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casual but classic.
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Actually not bad.
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One question...
can you see my underwear?
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Ah, thong!
Why are you wearing a thong?
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It's my something borrowed.
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Get back in there.
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[Cell phone beeps]
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(Both) Yes!
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Lunchtime.
Wait's over.
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- That was easy.
- Totally.
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I feel like we just
had our snack
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an hour and 17 minutes ago.
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I never got into diets...
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Though I did take diet pills
in the '70s.
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I love these pills.
They give me so much energy.
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And I can eat whatever I want.
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Oh, God!
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He's dead!
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Actually, I was in a coma.
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When I woke up,
I had so much mail.
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Weight-loss science
has come a long way since then.
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Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles]
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"Ingredients... carrot."
Got to respect that.
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[Groans] Damn, Gina!
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What is that?
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Oh, it's a sloppy Jessica.
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Mac 'n' cheese, chili,
pizza on a bun.
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It's everythingI've wanted to eat
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for the last 48 hours.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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What happened?
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I thought you were gonna
"last forever, bitches!"
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Turns out I gave up easy.
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You hear that, bitches?
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I gave up so easy!
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Thank you!
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Hey, are you sure
it's a good idea
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to eat all this shawarma
right before your tux fitting?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm not gonna be one
of those grooms who doesn't eat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
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Thanks for being
so supportive all day.
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Best man...
whatever you need, I will do.
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Actually, there is one thing.
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Do you have a pen I could borrow
to sign these forms?
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You bet I don't have a pen.
I never do.
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But I will get you one.
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What is it, some sort
of marriage license thingy?
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Oh, no, it's
my retirement paperwork.
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What? Shut up. What? Yeah.
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Vivian got a job
in suburban Ottawa.
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She wants me to retire from
the NYPD and go with her.
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Retire?
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Boyle, we're supposed to
die on the force together...
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me in a big explosion,
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and you committing suicide
at my funeral out of respect.
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I know.
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But Vivian needs to make
this move for her career,
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and I'm excited to go.
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I mean,
suburban Ottawa's great.
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It has everything
Brooklyn does.
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- Really?
- Yes...
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Other than my job
and my friends and my family,
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you, interesting people,
museums, restaurants,
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every other reason
that I have to live.
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Okay, I'm kind of picking up
on a couple of clues
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that you maybe don't want
to retire in Canada.
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Oh, my God.
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Jake, you're such
an amazing detective.
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I don't want to go.
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Okay, Boyle, let's strategize
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on how you're gonna tell Vivian
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that you don't want to move
to Canada.
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No, Jake, I'm not
gonna say anything.
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Just drop it.
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We have the perfect
relationship.
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We've never fought.
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I don't want to mess up
and ruin it.
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She's my everything.
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- Move your testicles to the left.
- 10-4.
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She's your fiancee.
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You can't be scared
to talk to her.
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Testicles to the right...
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You know, can we actually cool it
on the testicles for a minute?
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No, I'm on the testicle part.
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[Sighs]
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Honestly, Jake, I wouldn't
even know how to bring it up.
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What if it goes badly?
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It won't.
Just tell her how you feel.
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Say something like,
"Vivian, I love you,
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but we need to talk
about Ottawa."
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Right. And then she'll say,
"you're a selfish man-pig,
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and I hope you die alone,
and I never loved you."
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Oh, God.
She never loved me.
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She's not gonna say any of that
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because she's not
criminally insane.
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Okay, just calm down.
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We'll think of something
together.
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We're going
to the stationery store next.
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We can write
a bunch of stuff down.
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It's gonna be all right.
Take a deep breath.
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No deep breaths.
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Makes the testicles clap.
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Mm.
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Detective Diaz.
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How's your apology
to officer Deetmore coming?
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I've been working on a letter
to send him.
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Yes, I saw a draft of it
on your desk.
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What did you think?
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It was so horrifying,
I had to destroy the whole pad.
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Just go downstairs
and apologize.
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Fine.
I'll say, "I'm sorry."
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No, be sincere, like this...
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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Good.
That's the one.
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Still working
on that afternoon almond?
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I've been sucking on it so long,
it's smooth.
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- It's like sea glass.
- You do you.
255
00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:35,253
[Gasps] [Dramatic music]
256
00:08:35,287 --> 00:08:36,487
I'll get that for you, Ames.
257
00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:38,589
[Pained gasp]
258
00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:39,657
[Crunching]
259
00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:40,825
Oops!
[Squeaks]
260
00:08:40,859 --> 00:08:42,059
Butter feet...
sorry about that.
261
00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:45,696
Sorry? You bumbling
son of a bitch!
262
00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:47,531
You just ruined my life!
263
00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,000
I hope you get hit by a truck
264
00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:50,535
and a dog takes a dump
on your face!
265
00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:51,702
Nothing to see here...
266
00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,204
just a little
hypoglycemic rage.
267
00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:54,338
Move along.
268
00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,041
I'm so sorry, Hitchcock.
That's not me.
269
00:08:57,075 --> 00:08:58,743
I'm never like that.
270
00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:00,244
That's okay.
It was my fault.
271
00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:02,146
I shouldn't have bumped
your cashew.
272
00:09:02,181 --> 00:09:05,049
Cashew?
It was an almond, you idiot!
273
00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,851
I hope you drown in a tub!
274
00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:10,655
I hope you have aneurysm
after aneurysm after aneurysm!
275
00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:12,223
(Jake) Okay, buddy.
276
00:09:12,257 --> 00:09:13,897
We have got some great
opening lines here,
277
00:09:13,926 --> 00:09:16,227
three very reasonable
explanations
278
00:09:16,261 --> 00:09:17,762
as to why you don't want
to go to Canada,
279
00:09:17,796 --> 00:09:21,666
and four very attractive options
for your invitation card stock.
280
00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,635
Well, I like
" Romantic Opening 'C.' "
281
00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:26,737
this page about how my life
is New York,
282
00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:29,874
and I love the Chantilly Ecru
paper for place cards.
283
00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:31,609
That is an excellent choice.
284
00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:33,578
Those are all
excellent choices.
285
00:09:33,612 --> 00:09:34,579
You can do this.
286
00:09:34,613 --> 00:09:35,893
You're a smart
and wonderful man.
287
00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:37,682
With fantastic handwriting.
288
00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:39,183
Sure, with fantastic
handwriting.
289
00:09:39,218 --> 00:09:40,618
You really think so?
290
00:09:40,652 --> 00:09:42,887
Yeah, I think that you could be
a professional calligrapher.
291
00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:45,423
Charles,
a professional calligrapher.
292
00:09:45,457 --> 00:09:47,391
You can do anything,
293
00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:49,927
including, but not limited to,
talking to Vivian.
294
00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:52,797
Right.
Right. Right.
295
00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:54,632
Look, I know
it's gonna be hard.
296
00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,067
And she might even
get mad at you.
297
00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:58,069
But I promise you will be back
to doing weird sex stuff
298
00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,237
together in no time.
299
00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,272
[Sighs] All right.
300
00:10:01,306 --> 00:10:03,574
All right,
I'm gonna go talk to Vivi.
301
00:10:03,609 --> 00:10:06,143
Great idea, buddy!
Eh?
302
00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:07,278
- Yep!
- Yeah!
303
00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:09,380
So who's gonna pay
for the paper?
304
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:12,383
It's gonna be $250.
305
00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,285
Her name is Amy Santiago.
306
00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:16,354
(Gina) Lick, lick, lick.
307
00:10:16,388 --> 00:10:18,656
It's an ice cream cone.
[Laughs]
308
00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,058
You can't tempt me, traitor,
309
00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,628
not when I got this big,
juicy cantaloupe wedge
310
00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,963
to keep me company.
311
00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:27,932
It's so thin
I can see through it.
312
00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,800
Santiago!
313
00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,036
Come hold this so it looks
bigger in your tiny hand.
314
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,605
Aw, Amy left the building
20 minutes ago.
315
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,940
That doesn't make sense.
316
00:10:35,974 --> 00:10:38,209
Santiago loves cantaloupe time.
317
00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:39,844
We wrote a song about it.
318
00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:41,646
♪ Cantaloupe ♪
319
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,980
♪ Cantaloupe ♪
320
00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:45,483
It's just nonsense without
her singing the high parts.
321
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,785
Where is she?
322
00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:52,623
(Terry) Amy, where are you?
It's cantaloupe time!
323
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,393
Santiago!
Stop!
324
00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:56,561
It's not too late.
325
00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:57,929
I failed, Sarge.
326
00:10:57,963 --> 00:11:00,298
This is my second burger.
327
00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,600
Okay, I lied.
It's my fourth!
328
00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:05,570
You both betrayed me.
That's okay.
329
00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:07,271
I can do this all on my own,
I don't need you!
330
00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:08,973
I can even sing the high parts!
331
00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,141
[Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪
332
00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:11,209
[High-pitched voice]
♪ yes, I can ♪
333
00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:12,210
[Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪
334
00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:13,511
[High-pitched voice]
♪ yes, I can ♪
335
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,146
Traitors!
336
00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,682
Officer Deetmore...
337
00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:19,083
I came down here
to say I'm sorry.
338
00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:20,685
Oh, good.
Go ahead.
339
00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:22,653
No, that was it. I did it.
I said, "I'm sorry."
340
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,654
Hey, I said it again.
341
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:24,729
Now I got one in the bank,
342
00:11:24,756 --> 00:11:25,957
so I can do
whatever I want to you.
343
00:11:25,991 --> 00:11:27,191
What are you even sorry for?
344
00:11:27,226 --> 00:11:28,292
Come on, man.
345
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:30,328
I said the words.
I paused afterwards.
346
00:11:30,362 --> 00:11:32,363
I even averted my gaze
to make you feel like the Alpha.
347
00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,664
Yeah, but you didn't mean it.
348
00:11:33,699 --> 00:11:36,133
I'd like you to apologize
like you mean it.
349
00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:38,135
Fine.
350
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,838
I'm sorry
you screwed up my case.
351
00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,307
I'm sorry
you're a terrible cop.
352
00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:46,010
I'm sorry for your goat face
and your rodent brain
353
00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:48,713
and your weird goose body.
354
00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:50,648
I meant all of that.
355
00:11:50,682 --> 00:11:53,518
Hope you feel better.
356
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,654
Hey!
357
00:11:56,688 --> 00:11:58,789
So? How'd it go
with Vivian last night?
358
00:11:58,824 --> 00:12:00,758
Great.
It went so great.
359
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,628
I went to her apartment.
I sat down face-to-face.
360
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,363
Then I panicked
and totally bailed.
361
00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,564
Oh, no.
362
00:12:06,598 --> 00:12:08,266
But the good news is,
she's on her way here,
363
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,301
- and you're gonna talk to her for me.
- Oh, no.
364
00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:11,569
Just tell her I absolutely
shouldn't retire
365
00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:13,037
and move to Canada,
but don't tell her I think that.
366
00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:14,472
- Hi!
- Hi, Vivian!
367
00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:15,473
(Both) Mwah!
368
00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:16,474
[Laughs] Hi, Jake!
369
00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:19,243
Vivian!
[Laughing]
370
00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:22,368
Jake, you're so sweet!
371
00:12:22,403 --> 00:12:23,703
Charles told me you insisted
that I come to breakfast.
372
00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:26,806
Because of it being
such an important one.
373
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,973
Meal, I mean.
374
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,775
You know that in ancient Egypt,
375
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,477
the peasants drank beer
for breakfast?
376
00:12:31,511 --> 00:12:33,946
Well, that explains why all
their buildings were crooked.
377
00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,748
Charles, can I see you
in the bathroom for a second?
378
00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:37,883
I've got a mole on my back
that needs a looking-at,
379
00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:39,318
and Charles has eyes.
380
00:12:39,352 --> 00:12:41,153
I do.
381
00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:43,622
All right,
so let's see that mole.
382
00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:45,958
What? Get off of me!
That was a fake excuse.
383
00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:47,326
Of course.
Totally.
384
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,795
Look, I can't talk to Vivian
for you. This is crazy.
385
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,031
[Sighs] I tried talking to
her, just like we practiced.
386
00:12:52,065 --> 00:12:53,632
But every time
I bring up Ottawa,
387
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,467
she says how excited
she is about our future.
388
00:12:55,502 --> 00:12:56,669
Then we made love.
389
00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:57,970
Don't say "made love."
390
00:12:58,004 --> 00:12:59,138
Fine, we had wonder-sex.
391
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,539
I don't want to know
what that is.
392
00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:01,674
I don't want to move to Canada.
393
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:03,008
But I can't lose her.
394
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,344
You're my best man.
Please help me.
395
00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:07,680
Fine. I'll try.
396
00:13:07,714 --> 00:13:09,615
Okay,
but bring it up naturally,
397
00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:10,983
so she doesn't think
I put you up to it.
398
00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,251
Sure.
How hard could that be?
399
00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:14,086
I'm constantly talking
about suburban Ottawa.
400
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,688
[Sighs]
401
00:13:15,722 --> 00:13:17,923
Wait, don't go!
I still have to pee.
402
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,425
Why would I stay for that?
403
00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:21,894
Is it cool if I just stare
at your croissants
404
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,095
for a little while?
405
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,196
Sarge!
406
00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:25,664
You need to stop this diet.
407
00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:27,266
Amy and I folded.
You won.
408
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,169
It's not a competition.
We were on the same team,
409
00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:33,572
until you deserted me
for team eating food!
410
00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:36,008
Was that a good burn?
I'm too hungry to tell.
411
00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:39,111
It was a great burn, sir.
Now please eat. You look weak.
412
00:13:39,146 --> 00:13:40,513
I'm fine.
413
00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:42,081
I am stronger than ever!
414
00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,116
Watch this.
415
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:46,452
Sarge, what are you...
what are you doing?
416
00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:47,553
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
417
00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:48,554
[Grunting]
418
00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:50,189
(Amy) Wow.
419
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:51,423
[Breathing heavily]
420
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,627
See? I'm fine!
[Stomach gurgling]
421
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,362
What is happening?
422
00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:59,298
Just a tummy gurgle.
Diet messed up my system.
423
00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:01,033
Oh, no.
424
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,869
[Farting]
425
00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:05,538
[Groaning]
426
00:14:05,572 --> 00:14:08,040
[Continues farting]
Go back inside!
427
00:14:08,074 --> 00:14:10,643
Are you talking to us
or the fart?
428
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:14,246
So, Vivian,
do you ever go watch hockey?
429
00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:16,215
No, I'm not one for sports.
430
00:14:16,249 --> 00:14:17,550
Of course you're not.
431
00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:21,387
My graduate student told me the
craziest story about her family.
432
00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:22,988
[Laughing] That's hilarious!
433
00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:25,224
Hey, can you pass me
the maple syrup, please?
434
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,760
Speaking of, where does the best
maple syrup come from again?
435
00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:29,428
Vermont.
436
00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,397
Oh, and Canada.
437
00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:33,732
Canada?
Hey, that reminds me.
438
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:35,734
Weren't the two of you talking
about maybe moving there?
439
00:14:35,769 --> 00:14:37,403
Oh, yeah, we are so excited
440
00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:39,605
to start this new chapter
of our lives together.
441
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:41,340
Yeah. Well, although
I have to say,
442
00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:44,844
as someone who's read many of the
older chapters in Charles's life,
443
00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:46,245
I wonder if that's
the best thing for him.
444
00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:48,981
That's so sweet of you
to care, but...
445
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,317
Chuck is excited about moving
to Canada, right, baby?
446
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,819
Mm, mouth full.
I love you.
447
00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,754
But what about his job
and all of his friends
448
00:14:55,789 --> 00:14:57,690
and his Brooklyn-based
pizza blog?
449
00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,592
Do they even have pizza
in Canada?
450
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,994
Yes, it's puffier,
and it's sweet.
451
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,662
It's called Manitoba Sauce Cake.
452
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,631
Okay, there's no way
Charles wants that.
453
00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,800
Jake, I think
you're overstepping here.
454
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,602
Charles and I both
want to move to Canada.
455
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:13,539
Is that true, Charles?
Is that what you want?
456
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,543
Uh, yeah.
457
00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:20,846
I want to retire from the force
and move to Ottawa with Vivian.
458
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:24,316
And frankly, I have no idea
why you're getting involved.
459
00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:26,886
And no one asked
for your stupid opinion.
460
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,621
Vivi...
461
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,823
We're leaving.
462
00:15:30,857 --> 00:15:32,224
What?
463
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,959
Detective Diaz...
464
00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:35,928
I gather that, once again,
things did not go well
465
00:15:35,962 --> 00:15:37,196
with Officer Deetmore.
466
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,732
All due respect, sir,
it's how I was trained.
467
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,467
You mess up,
you get made fun of.
468
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:43,135
It's like scientist
zapping a rat
469
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,503
when it messes up in a maze.
470
00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:45,805
Oh, I get it.
471
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,206
When I was a young officer,
472
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,042
I was that rat and got zapped.
473
00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,710
And all I wanted
was to be captain
474
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,045
and throw some lightning bolts.
475
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:55,848
Emperor Palpatine.
[Buzzes]
476
00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:57,650
I do not know who that is.
477
00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,886
But a real leader doesn't zap
people when they mess up.
478
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:04,190
They teach them
how to fix the problem.
479
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,692
I think you're a leader.
480
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,160
So act like one.
481
00:16:08,195 --> 00:16:11,397
I'll try.
I'm sorry.
482
00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:14,133
Please, Diaz.
No need to make a scene.
483
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:17,603
- I can't believe he's moving to Canada.
- I know.
484
00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:20,473
And I tried to help him, and he
fully threw me under the bus.
485
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:21,774
So I quit as best man.
486
00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:23,042
- Jake.
- What?
487
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:24,376
I did everything right.
488
00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:26,545
I was loyal. I put up
with all his dumb ideas,
489
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,348
his spicy cake, his champagne
made out of olives,
490
00:16:29,382 --> 00:16:31,717
reading his vows as a recipe.
491
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:33,719
"One teaspoon eternal love,
492
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:36,021
a dash of peeing
with the door open."
493
00:16:36,056 --> 00:16:37,690
Okay.
That's hard to hear.
494
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,058
Yeah.
495
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,860
I just don't understand
why he's being so weird.
496
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,628
I can't believe he would
turn on me like this.
497
00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:43,963
He's not being himself.
498
00:16:43,997 --> 00:16:45,965
Maybe because he's facing
a terrible decision
499
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:48,200
and he doesn't know what to do.
500
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,102
Yeah, that sounds right.
501
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:51,904
I think he needs
his farm lover.
502
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:53,239
It's pronounced "for-lohver."
503
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,540
I don't have time
to teach you Danish.
504
00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:55,608
I gotta go help Charles!
505
00:16:55,642 --> 00:16:57,109
I'll find out where he is
and text you.
506
00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:58,643
That would be helpful!
507
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,470
- Charles, get in the car.
- No!
508
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,239
Go to heck!
[Siren wails]
509
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,757
Don't siren me.
510
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,360
You quit on me as best man,
I'm not talking to you.
511
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:12,730
Police.
Stop walking.
512
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,632
[Grunts]
513
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,634
Ah, I hate
that I'm so by the book.
514
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,202
Listen, Boyle,
515
00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:19,403
you're not handing in
those retirement papers
516
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:20,638
without telling Vivian
how you feel.
517
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,805
I won't let you.
518
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,480
Oh, really?
And how are you gonna stop me?
519
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:24,475
Baton to the knee.
520
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,577
Baton to the knee?
521
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,913
[Thud]
Ahh! Oh!
522
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,316
Hey, Deetmore.
523
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,586
I'm sorry for making fun of you
in front of everybody...
524
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,788
And also for making fun of you
behind your back.
525
00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:40,491
Didn't know you did that,
but thank you for the apology.
526
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,859
I'm not done.
527
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,761
Also, I'm sorry for making fun
of you during my book club.
528
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:44,828
Those people don't even
know you.
529
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,930
That was uncool.
530
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,231
Also, I'm sorry...
531
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:48,599
it's okay.
I get it.
532
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:49,800
No.
533
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,802
Also, I'm sorry that
I didn't take the time
534
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:54,505
to show you
how to fix your mistake.
535
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,574
Come on,
we can go over it upstairs.
536
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,176
Thanks.
That'd be great.
537
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,579
Oh, one more sorry.
538
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,514
You're about to see a drawing
I did of you in the elevator.
539
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,482
Just remember I was really
pissed at you at the time.
540
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,219
[Elevator bell dings]
541
00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,956
I'm unquitting
as your best man.
542
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,290
Oh, how kind of you.
543
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,259
Are you also taking me
to the knee hospital?
544
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,727
Your knee is fine.
545
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,062
Besides, you had it coming
546
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,330
for throwing me
under the bus like that.
547
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,665
I'm sorry.
I was terrible to you.
548
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,268
It's just I don't know
what to do.
549
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,970
I know, it's tough.
550
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,304
But I'm here to support you
551
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,440
and not just in your weird,
awful wedding decisions.
552
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:30,774
"Awful"?
553
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,943
Uh-oh. Did I just plan
the worst wedding in history?
554
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,613
Second worst.
Red Wedding, Game Of Thrones.
555
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,982
And, no, your weddingis gonna be incredible
556
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,650
because it's exactly
what you want.
557
00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:41,552
What you don't want
is to go to Canada.
558
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:44,021
So I don't care how many buses
you throw me under,
559
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,623
I'm making you talk to Vivian.
560
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:49,059
Okay, thanks.
You're right.
561
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,795
And you know what?
I'm ready.
562
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,230
No, I'm not!
I'm running away!
563
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,732
Boyle, no!
564
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,486
I'm not ready! I'm not ready!
I'm not ready!
565
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,169
Hey, superstar.
566
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,572
Why the long fart?
Oh, I meant "face."
567
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:02,907
Why the long face?
568
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,041
Keep walking, Linetti.
569
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:06,710
Okay, but this shake
is really good.
570
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:07,845
Listen. Shh, shh.
571
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:09,179
Listen.
572
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,347
[Slurping]
573
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,216
That's it!
I give up.
574
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,851
Why do you care so much
about this diet?
575
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,986
Just stop.
You're in perfect shape.
576
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,721
Mm! Amen!
577
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,056
I'm not doing it for me.
578
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,724
My wife is on a diet.
579
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,359
She's a little self-conscious
about her body
580
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,727
since giving birth to twins.
581
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,095
It's crazy!
582
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,297
I think she looks perfect,
583
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,565
and I tell her that
all the time.
584
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,100
Mm, and I love
that you do that, Terry.
585
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,136
She's running around
after those girls all day,
586
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,604
and I'm not there to help out.
587
00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:36,006
This was one thing
I thought I could do with her.
588
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,542
But I'm too weak.
589
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,212
Just hand me that milkshake.
590
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,681
Okay.
591
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,083
Hey, what are you doing?
What...
592
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,518
Thank you.
593
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:48,886
We are still a team,
594
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,789
and we will keep you from eating
so you can support your wife.
595
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,490
Thank you, team.
596
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,806
However, just to be clear,
Gina and I are still gonna eat.
597
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,762
I'm eating right now,
Terry... corndog.
598
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,631
Come on.
There we go.
599
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,032
[Grunts]
600
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,634
You got this, all right?
601
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,404
Ah, hello, Vivian.
Charles has something
602
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,807
he'd like to say.
603
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,275
In case he tries to flee.
604
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,113
[Sighs]
605
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,582
Vivian...
606
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,251
We need to talk about Ottawa.
607
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,276
___
608
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:30,361
Jake.
609
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,396
Oh.
610
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,933
Hey.
611
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,601
How'd it go?
Everything okay?
612
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,703
Vivian and I talked for hours.
613
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,739
There's a lot more to discuss,
but it's a start.
614
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,173
And you were right.
She didn't dump me.
615
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,510
You did good.
I know you were scared.
616
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,712
Hey...
617
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,749
Your duties as best man
aren't over yet.
618
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,118
What?
Whiskey and cigars!
619
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,853
Mm-hmm.
620
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,755
Thanks for being
the best best man.
621
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,157
To the fancy brudgom!
622
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,793
[Sighs]
623
00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:05,596
Ah! Ah, spicy!
Why is that spicy?
624
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,331
(Man) Not a doctor. Shh.
625
00:21:07,429 --> 00:21:11,964
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