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Okay, Tina.
What's your big news?
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So, remember back in the day
when I was in that girl group?
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Femme Nasty. They were like
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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No, I'm just excited for you.
Go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay. So, there's this TV show
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called Are They Still Alive?
And...
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Where they bring back
local music groups
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and answer the question,
"Are they still alive?"
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Please, no, baby, continue.
No, go, go.
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Okay, so as I was saying,
well, it turns out that...
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They want Femme Nasty
to perform!
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Sorry. Calvin told me
last night.
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Sorry, Calvin.
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Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing.
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So you knew, too?
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Sorry,
I suck at lying.
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Well, anyway, I'm so excited.
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I have not seen Nicki or Janice
since before I had the boys.
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Oh, you three were inseparable.
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One time, I took Tina out,
and they all came.
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It was the most money
I ever spent at a Denny's.
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But once our song
hit the charts,
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everywhere Femme Nasty went,
our food was free.
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Yeah.
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You guys really were
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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And I bet you were
the Beyoncé.
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No, Gemma.
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Beyoncé was the me.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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God, I am so happy
to see my girls.
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How has it been so long?
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Oh, to quote the great... The years fly by.
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You had kids.
Janice and I moved away.
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I went to jail.
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You did not go to jail.
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I married a pastor,
so basically the same thing.
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But now the fellas
are in luck,
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because I am single
and ready to...
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Run amok?
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Sure, we'll go with that.
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Well, a lot has
changed for me. I...
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All right,
are we singing or what? Let's go.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Sorry, ladies.
It was kind of hard
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to find a tech guy
at the last minute.
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How's it going in there?
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You're good to go.
But it's gonna cost you
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two extra cupcakes
for my overtime.
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Y-You know what? It's just
so great seeing you ladies.
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You know, I can't remember
why we gave it up.
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Well, there were several reasons
why we gave it...
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Wait, hold up, hold up.
Something doesn't feel right.
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I need you two to
switch positions.
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Hurry up. Time is money.
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Oh, Janice, please don't slouch.
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Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal?
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Sorry, guys. Dave is
somehow your biggest fan.
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Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma.
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And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty
rehearsals are closed.
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I even kicked Calvin out.
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Hold on.
Those were the old rules.
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I like being watched.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right, uh, Gemma, could you
hit the button, please?
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Oh. Yeah.
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♪ You think you're slick...
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They're so good.
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♪ You think you're slick...
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They really connect
with their audience.
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♪ You think you're slick,
but I know your game ♪
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♪ You think you're slick... ♪
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Some of the audience.
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What?
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Grover, what happened?
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I was watching the nice lady
dance for Daddy.
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Well, it was working
the last time I touched it.
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Oh, there's your problem.
It's unplugged.
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Oh, my. I wonder
how that happened.
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Well, you guys have
a lot of rehearsing to do,
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so we're leaving.
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We are?
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Now, Dave.
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He was cute.
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Mm, I hope you talking
about Grover.
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No, I'm talking about Dave.
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That tall glass of milk,
he's got something.
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Yeah, it's called
a wife and child.
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Okay, everybody. Hey, what's up?
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Look, today is a big day
for our boy, Victor Davis.
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Who?
Who?
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Crackhead Victor.
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Oh!
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I mean, you could've
just said that.
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Look, Victor's out of rehab,
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and he's coming back
to start cutting hair again.
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Yeah, and if he doesn't
get the support he needs,
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he could go right back to
sleeping in your cars.
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Or impersonating you at the gym
so he can use their showers.
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Yeah, or stealing
your Amazon packages
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and then trying to
sell them back to you.
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Oh, hey.
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That's all in the past,
all right?
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Now, Victor needs all
of our help to move forward.
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Yeah, and I don't want him
to slide back into addiction
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after how hard he's worked,
so I've convinced Que
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to let him rent a chair until
he gets back on his feet.
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Now... okay, now,
here he comes.
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Everybody, let's give
him a warm welcome.
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Hey, everybody! Hey, Vic.
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Hey, Vic, man.
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How you doing?
You ready to get started?
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Yeah. I'm a little nervous.
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It's been a minute
since I've cut someone.
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Their hair, I mean.
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Uh, yeah, you know,
we might want
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to start you out on clippers.
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All right, everybody,
I'm out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pop, where you going? Dad?
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To the ballet, Malcolm.
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Look, I got six cars
waiting for me at the shop.
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Y'all got this.
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All right. Guys,
let's support our neighbor.
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Who's up first?
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Marty?
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Uh, listen.
Necie loves my hair long,
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and I love Necie, so no.
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Okay. Uh, Malcolm,
ready to jump in there?
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Uh, you know,
I would, Dave, but, uh,
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with my delicate hairline,
brother, I can't take any risks.
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You do it, Dave.
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You're married with a kid.
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Nobody cares how you look.
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All right. No problem.
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I trust Victor.
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I supervised craft time
at the VA, and his...
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his paper snowflakes
were transcendent.
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All right, Vic, let's do this.
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One micro-trim, please.
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Oh!
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Vic, I love it.
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You know, I was just saying
the other day that I wish...
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wish I could see more scalp,
and now I can.
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Okay.
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Vic, go that way!
Go that way!
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Ma'am, no, we can fix it!
We can fix it!
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W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
Little man, I-I can fix it.
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Looks like little man
is moving on up.
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I pray that little boy
is homeschooled.
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All right, you know what?
Don't worry.
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Hair, it always grows back.
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You better hope so.
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Okay, Gemma, check me out.
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They are never gonna forget
you're alive after tonight.
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Aw. Thank you.
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You know what,
I'm really enjoying
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reconnecting with my girls.
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You know, I even
rearranged the song,
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I redid our choreography,
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and I rehearsed them
to perfection.
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Aw. Great.
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But Nicki better not go
all "Private Dancer"
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on Dave again, or I might
have to give her
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a Hickory Corners
"how do you do?"
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Okay.
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Well, you know,
Nicki can be a lot,
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but don't worry,
she's harmless.
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Unlike these boots.
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Damn it.
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Malcolm should've delivered
that cupcake order an hour ago.
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You know, I'm just
gonna see if he's home.
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I got to go, too.
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Oh, shouldn't you get out
of your costume first?
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Girl, I'm wearing
three pairs of Spanx.
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I'm in this costume
till you cut me out of it.
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Malcolm?
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Clothes all over the place.
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Music blasting.
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I raised these boys
better than this.
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Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I guess somebody must be busy.
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I know that laugh.
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Nicki?
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Tina?
Mama?
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Mama?!
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Oh, hell no!
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Mama! Tina, listen.
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I had no idea.
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Look, Ma, it's true, okay?
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We met the other
night at Ernie's,
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and one thing
led to another.
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But I swear I didn't recognize
her from your old photos.
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Well, obviously...
She looks much older now.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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Tina, this was just
an innocent hookup
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between two consenting adults.
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Malcolm is not just any adult.
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He's my baby.
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So whatever this is, it's over.
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Uh, wait a minute, Ma.Wait, you can't
tell us what to do.
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Right. If we want to keep seeing
each other, we will.
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Hell, if we want to run off
and get married, we will.
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Uh, who is "we"?
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You know what, Nicki?
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You're right.
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We're all adults.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Like, if I want to cancel
our show tonight, I can!
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You can't cancel our show.
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Just because your bossy ass
used to tell us what to do
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doesn't mean you still can.
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Where do you get off
calling me bossy?
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That's the reason
we broke up, Tina.
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You were a control freak then,
and you're a control freak now.
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Ah, oh, well,
you're just a freak.
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Oh.
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Well, this freak is performing
tonight with or without you.
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She dipped on me.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know, Ma.
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But, uh, whatever it was,
just trust me,
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I will not be thinking it again.
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♪ It's too late now ♪
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♪ It's too late now ♪
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♪ I'm still stuck
behind my fears ♪
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♪ Knowing it's too late... ♪
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Whoa, man. You never sneak up
on a former crackhead.
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We were just coming
to check in on you.
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How you doing, Vic?
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The haircut was that bad, huh?
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No. Come on. Can a haircut
ever really be bad?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yours.
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Well, it's okay, it's okay.
I know I messed up.
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Hell, I made a little boy
look like George Jefferson.
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Obviously, this ain't
gonna work out.
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Whoa, hold on, Vic.
That's not true. Look.
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Everyone needs a
practice swing.
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Or three.
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Look, but we are not
gonna let you quit.
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You have come too far.
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Yeah, man,
you cannot be a quitter.
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Uh, uh, with-with this,
specifically.
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Uh, it's totally okay to...
to quit crack.
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I just feel like everybody's
just watching
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and waiting for me to mess up.
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Well, you just need to find
a way to block that out.
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You know, find a way
to get into your own world.
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You know what, Vic?
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Just give it one more day.
I've got a plan.
253
00:12:18,098 --> 00:12:19,585
Okay, but you're not
gonna make us do
254
00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:21,069
any more trust falls again,
are you?
255
00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:22,957
'Cause we did enough of that
at the VA.
256
00:12:23,795 --> 00:12:25,797
No, that is not the plan.
257
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,107
God, you know,
you drop a guy one time,
258
00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:31,811
and suddenly everyone
hates trust falls.
259
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,567
Can't believe Nicki
would betray me like that!
260
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,901
Hell, I may be taking my life
261
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,911
into my own hands here,
but, uh...
262
00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:48,656
...technically, she didn't know
she betrayed you.
263
00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,395
She didn't know who Malcolm was.
264
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,075
But when she found out,
265
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,183
she said that
she was gonna keep on
266
00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:55,748
dating him
if she wanted to!
267
00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:00,930
But, babe, I'm sure she
said that because she was mad.
268
00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:04,340
I mean, you used to love Nicki
for being a feisty free spirit.
269
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,370
Well, that was before she
free-spirited all over our son.
270
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:10,807
You know, I was so excited
about getting back together,
271
00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:12,184
and she just ruined it.
272
00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:13,551
Tina...
273
00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,420
You know, she had the nerve
274
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,248
to call me a control freak.
275
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,251
Said that we broke up
because I have opinions.
276
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,864
Well... I mean, well, baby,
277
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,776
you know, back in the day,
you were one
278
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,169
to definitely...
279
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:29,521
Are you taking her side?
280
00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,438
'Cause it sounds to me
like you're taking her side.
281
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,312
Of course not.
282
00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:39,744
Why would I be taking her side
283
00:13:39,829 --> 00:13:42,846
when, clearly, you're the one
who's right here?
284
00:13:44,705 --> 00:13:47,135
Hey, y'all. Mama, can we talk?
285
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,106
Well, you know what?
286
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,282
I'm gonna let y'all
have at it, all right?
287
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,374
But, uh, safety first.
288
00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:03,076
Mama, I'm sorry
we upset you.
289
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,577
But even though
you're mad at Nicki...
290
00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:08,317
...you're mad at us...
291
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:10,739
...you should still do
the show tonight.
292
00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:13,260
Now, why would I do that?
293
00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,260
Uh, because it might be
the last time
294
00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:16,571
you get to perform
with Femme Nasty.
295
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,222
You can't miss that.
296
00:14:18,352 --> 00:14:21,355
And I was so looking forward
to hitting that stage again.
297
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,397
Exactly. And you always said
298
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,702
you loved performing
with Janice and Nicki.
299
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,819
Not everybody gets a chance
to relive their dreams.
300
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,018
So what you're saying is
I shouldn't let
301
00:14:32,149 --> 00:14:35,686
Nicki's cradle-robbing ass
steal all the glory.
302
00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:38,285
Th-That's...
that-that is not what I said.
303
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,342
Th-That's... that...
th-that's what I heard.
304
00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:51,255
- Whew.
- Still pitchy.
305
00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:53,397
Good to know nothing's changed.
306
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,695
You're right.
I can't hit that
307
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,434
self-righteous note
you do so perfectly.
308
00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,869
C-Can I...
can I just say one thing?
309
00:15:00,954 --> 00:15:03,178
Yeah, but I don't know why
you're screaming, though.
310
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,859
Ever since we got started...
311
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:09,327
Ladies, you're on in two.
312
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,915
It is time for me to greet
my adoring fans.
313
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,610
You mean the ones
who came to see me?
314
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,610
- Can't we just get along?
- Janice, please!
315
00:15:15,695 --> 00:15:18,678
Look, for somebody so quiet,
you sure do talk a lot.
316
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,730
♪ Sha-doo-doo-doo-doo
♪ Shoop, shoop, shoop ♪
317
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,535
♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ Shoop, shoop ♪
318
00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:37,693
Oh, my gosh, don't
they look great?
319
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,173
You better not
answer that.
320
00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,717
♪ You think you're slick ♪
321
00:15:42,802 --> 00:15:45,866
♪ You think you're
so, so smart ♪
322
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:48,355
♪ You think you've got
your little tricks ♪
323
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:51,530
♪ Down to a fine art ♪
324
00:15:51,615 --> 00:15:56,242
♪ But, baby, baby,
have I got news for you ♪
325
00:15:56,327 --> 00:16:00,803
♪ All your silly games,
I can see right through ♪
326
00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:03,849
♪ You think you're slick,
I know your game ♪
327
00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:06,634
♪ You and me, baby,
we're one and the same ♪
328
00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:11,378
♪ You know I'm a wild one
and I just can't be tamed... ♪
329
00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:15,774
Wow, it... it's like
she's singing just to me.
330
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,779
You better hope not, buddy,
or we're going home.
331
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,206
Don't tell Mom,
but between you and me,
332
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,355
I totally get it.
333
00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:30,702
Brother, you don't even know.
334
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,323
Come on.
335
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,909
It's like she's singing
just to me.
336
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,058
Uh, look away,
little man.
337
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,761
You don't want the drama
that comes with that.
338
00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:46,355
♪ You think you're slick
and you think you're cool ♪
339
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,965
♪ Baby, come here,
I'm gonna take you to school ♪
340
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:52,808
♪ I'm gonna show you
what a woman can do. ♪
341
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:55,466
Ooh.
342
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,753
Oh! It is always the quiet ones.
343
00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:14,050
Thank you! Thank you!
344
00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:17,270
Oh, my God.
345
00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:20,230
Femme Nasty
is still nasty.
346
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,319
Oh, God,
I hate to admit it,
347
00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:24,453
but you were amazing.
348
00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:27,454
And I hate to admit it more,
but so were you.
349
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,284
Oh, it felt good
out there.
350
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,753
Yeah, it did.
351
00:17:34,548 --> 00:17:35,898
I promise
I'll come back.
352
00:17:36,072 --> 00:17:37,508
Janice!
353
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,466
I mean, come on,
who knew you had it in you?
354
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,033
Well, that's
because y'all two
355
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,253
never shut up and
let me get a note in.
356
00:17:43,427 --> 00:17:46,691
Now, y'all need to grow up
and work this thing out.
357
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,145
I'm gonna go talk
to my fans, okay?
358
00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:52,565
Okay. Okay.
Oh, I'm back! Hey!
359
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,134
Whew.
360
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,701
Tina...
361
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,573
I am truly sorry
about all of this.
362
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,799
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.
363
00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:04,831
Partly my fault for making
such a good-looking son.
364
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,058
You sure did.
365
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:08,147
Hey.
366
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,496
Careful there.
367
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,717
You know, Nicki,
you were right.
368
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:17,424
You know, I was bossy
when we were coming up, and...
369
00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:20,414
I'd just hate to think that
that was the reason we broke up.
370
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:23,032
Tina, there were
a lot of reasons.
371
00:18:23,162 --> 00:18:25,556
Yeah, didn't you sleep
with our manager?
372
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,863
Like I said, there were
a lot of reasons.
373
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,780
But we are all exactly
where we should be.
374
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:34,913
Could you imagine us
being on tour right now?
375
00:18:35,087 --> 00:18:37,873
Ooh, girl, no.
I go to sleep at 10:15.
376
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,965
Well, hopefully, we don't
have to be in a group
377
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,836
to be friends again.
378
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,230
Nicki, we never stopped
being friends.
379
00:18:47,404 --> 00:18:48,884
Give me some.
380
00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:51,206
Girl, girl, give me some.
381
00:18:55,412 --> 00:18:58,197
Now that we have
that behind us,
382
00:18:58,282 --> 00:19:01,510
what's up with Marty?
Girl, I will stab you.
383
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,979
You better stop playing.
384
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:11,971
Do you like it?
385
00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:14,643
Hell no, I don't like it.
386
00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:16,650
Man, I love it.
387
00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:19,436
Okay.
Yes!
388
00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:22,317
Man, I look like
the old Steve Harvey.
389
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,557
Aw, man, yo,
I do not get it.
390
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:28,969
How did Vic make Pop
look like a GQmodel
391
00:19:29,054 --> 00:19:31,838
and Dave look like an
unsupervised toddler?
392
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,979
Man, you've got to love Prince.
393
00:19:36,064 --> 00:19:38,457
I'm cutting hair like it's 1999.
394
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,066
Thanks, Dave.
395
00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:41,886
You were right.
These things really do work.
396
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,460
It was like I was
in my own world.
397
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,288
Yeah, man.
You know, down at the VA,
398
00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:46,857
whenever you needed space,
you listened to music,
399
00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:47,989
so I thought those might help.
400
00:19:48,073 --> 00:19:49,335
Yeah, it was great.
401
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,221
No kids were harmed today.
402
00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,205
Kids were harmed another day?
403
00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:57,707
Uh... I don't think you want
to ask that question.
404
00:19:58,048 --> 00:19:59,701
You know what?
405
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,788
Y'all really believed in me
when I didn't.
406
00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:04,222
Dave, to thank you,
I'm gonna fix
407
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,277
that busted-up cut I gave you.
408
00:20:06,362 --> 00:20:07,597
What busted-up cut?
409
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:09,315
- Uh, Daddy, no, Dad-Daddy, no...
- No, no, no.
410
00:20:09,399 --> 00:20:10,698
No, Daddy, don't!
411
00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:16,815
Victor carved Dave up
like a jack-o'-lantern,
412
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:18,979
and y'all let me sit
in his chair?
413
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,499
All three of y'all
are out of my will.
414
00:20:22,629 --> 00:20:23,979
Daddy, come on, man!
415
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,816
I didn't know he
was gonna do that.
416
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,260
I was in the will?
417
00:20:27,678 --> 00:20:30,307
Calvin!
What was I gonna get?
418
00:20:35,764 --> 00:20:38,592
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