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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,840 ♪ In a world where Only cats were living ♪ 2 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,520 ♪ Where the heroes ran In short supply ♪ 3 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,000 ♪ To a land so harsh And unforgiving ♪ 4 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:26,240 ♪ Rode a hero, The Blazing Samurai ♪ 5 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,120 ♪ When one town was Found to be in danger ♪ 6 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,600 ♪ From the evil-doers Dropping by ♪ 7 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,240 ♪ Who appeared? That brave, And mighty stranger ♪ 8 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,800 ♪ To save the day came The Blazing Samurai ♪ 9 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,600 ♪ Sent by the shogun With arrows and blowgun ♪ 10 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,640 ♪ His nunchucks Could poke out an eye ♪ 11 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,440 ♪ Trained in Bushido The samurai's creedo ♪ 12 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,200 ♪ He mastered Aikido ♪ 13 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,680 ♪ He really was one Awesome guy ♪ 14 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,240 ♪ He was legend with His sword a-swingin' ♪ 15 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,960 ♪ Villains feared his Fearsome battle cry ♪ 16 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,600 ♪ Conquered hate with justice He was bringing ♪ 17 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,000 ♪ He took a stand To save the land ♪ 18 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:15,400 ♪ Praise the Blazing Samurai ♪ 19 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,120 Where did that come from? 20 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,720 The title department! 21 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Yah! 22 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,840 That blue should be more blue, blue. 23 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,440 Huh? Oh! 24 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,960 - That's wrong. - Ahh! 25 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,520 You can't climb those. Start again. 26 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,880 Do you like these? 27 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:42,920 - No! - Ahh! 28 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,560 How's everything coming along? 29 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,200 The Shogun is coming to visit in one week. 30 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,920 Everyone knows he's trying to decide 31 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,320 who his successor will be. 32 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,720 And if I have anything to do with it, it'll be me. 33 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,720 I've spared no expense making this the grandest palace in the land. 34 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,680 Imported mice to chase, 35 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,640 fine couches to ruin. 36 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,920 I even got first and second largest balls of yarn in the world. 37 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,520 My, you have big balls. 38 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,800 And the crown jewel of the palace, 39 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,200 my state-of-the-art bathroom. 40 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,960 Behold, the future! 41 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,760 I call it the Super Bowl. 42 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,360 Because that's what it is, a super bowl! 43 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Impressive. 44 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,320 I hope the Shogun thinks so. 45 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,720 The only thing left to solve is our little problem. 46 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,560 - Kakamucho? - Precisely. 47 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,040 What do you do when you're a landlord 48 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,280 and you have tenants you really hate? 49 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,040 You evict them. 50 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,400 But the town's been there for thousands of years. 51 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,400 I give you an order and you give me facts? Really? 52 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:46,000 The only fact I'm interested in is that that hairball of a town 53 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,920 is ruining my magnificent view. 54 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,640 We've got to wipe them off the map in order 55 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,560 to make this palace absolutely perfect. 56 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,040 But what about the Samurai that's there to protect them? 57 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,040 Just get rid of their samurai! 58 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,880 The fraidy cats will follow. 59 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,960 But make sure it can't be traced back to me. 60 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,200 Bandits! 61 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,360 You warn the others, I'll get the samurai. 62 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,600 Stranger danger! Stranger danger! 63 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,320 - Stranger danger! - What? 64 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,920 - Stranger danger! - Huh? 65 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,400 Stranger danger! Stranger danger! 66 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,960 Mr Samurai, Mr Samurai! 67 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,800 Bad cats are coming. We need your help! 68 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,280 I've got this. I know exactly what to do. 69 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,520 Samurai! We're coming for you! 70 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,880 Bring it on, bandits! 71 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,640 Yah! 72 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,040 Ah! Oh no! Ah! 73 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,400 I know these events look dire, 74 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,920 but we must stand on our own four legs and fight. 75 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,880 This is our home. 76 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,160 It is the sacred place where our kittens were born, 77 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,920 and where we will one day join our ancestors. 78 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,040 In a shoebox buried behind the garage. 79 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,160 Dr Katz, you have something to say? 80 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,160 No, I just got a hairball. 81 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,360 What we need is a samurai. 82 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,960 We still can't find the last one. 83 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,960 We even put up posters. 84 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,920 What we need is a new samurai! 85 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,480 - Not it! - Not it! - Not it! - Not it! 86 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,920 No! Think! 87 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,680 Where did we get our old samurai? 88 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,720 Samurais-R-Us? 89 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,600 No! From the Shogun! 90 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,840 So, why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one? 91 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,960 OK, I've got it. 92 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,520 Why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one? Eh? 93 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,920 Work, work, work. Let's see... what's on the agenda today? 94 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,840 Cat fights on the western front. 95 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,560 Cat scratch fever breaking out in the east. 96 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,600 What's this? Our sacred soil has been soiled by a dog 97 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,920 who crossed the border? 98 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,400 Probably a border collie. 99 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,160 Fortunately he's been apprehended. 100 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,000 Oh well, you break the law, you pay the price. 101 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,400 It's not personal, it's just business. 102 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,960 And you know what they say, 103 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,640 there's no business like Shogun business. 104 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,720 Well, spit it out! 105 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,880 An urgent tweet from Kakamucho. 106 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,520 Hmm... 107 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,760 "Bandits ravaging village. Stop. 108 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,640 We need a new samurai. Stop. 109 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,320 This reign of terror has to stop. Stop." 110 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,800 OK, tell them I'll send someone right away. 111 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,160 Marmalade, Marmalade, I need to make a call. 112 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,880 Get me what's-his-name. 113 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,400 I have Ika Chu on line two. 114 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,720 Oh, good, good. Very good, yes, yes. 115 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,000 - Pika Chu, how's it going? - Pika Chu, how's it going? 116 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,360 - Peek-a-boo, how's it going? - Peek-a-who, how's it going? 117 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,400 Peek a you Baby poo. 118 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,040 - Coo-ca roo. - Scooby Doo. 119 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,560 Slappy do. 120 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,840 How's it going? 121 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,400 Pika Chu, how's it going? 122 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,160 It's Ika Chu, my divine fabulousness. 123 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,720 I'm so excited and grateful that you will hon our me 124 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,840 with your presence for the unveiling of my latest creation. 125 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,960 I promise to amaze you. 126 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,720 Listen, I gave you a call 'cause I just got this urgent 127 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,040 appeal from the town of Kakamucho. 128 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,160 Seems they've been set upon by bandits! 129 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,120 Can't have ordinary law-abiding cats terrorized, can we? 130 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,520 Of course we can't, your worshipfulness. 131 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,720 Well, I promised 'em we'd send a new samurai, 132 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,120 and I'm putting you in charge of it, Nike Shoe. 133 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh sir, I'm so excited and grateful... 134 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,680 Good, good. And don't forget, I'll be there next week 135 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,960 to see my new palace. 136 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,160 Looking forward to you knocking my socks off! 137 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,440 Hey, I'm going to have to put you on hold. Here, hold this. 138 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,680 No, no, no! 139 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,880 Oh, this could ruin everything. 140 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,040 Send a new samurai to Kakamucho? 141 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,440 I just got rid of the last one! 142 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,120 I have to do what the Shogun says, but... 143 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,360 in a way that will benefit me! 144 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,600 Yes, that's it! I need a new plan. 145 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,000 But what can that plan be? 146 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,120 Why am I asking you? 147 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,960 Alright, get up. It's time. 148 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,600 Here, this is for you. 149 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,160 - Oh, what's that for? - Oh, that. 150 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,840 That's for your execution. 151 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,880 What?! But I haven't done anything! Wh... I don't understand. 152 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,560 You came to this country illegally. 153 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,360 It's strictly "no dogs allowed". 154 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,200 Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs. 155 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,320 Wait, but dogs are lovable. How could you hate a dog? 156 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,600 My dad hated dogs and that's good enough for me. 157 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,320 It's not really based on logic. 158 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,000 It just feels right to hate, you know? 159 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,160 Hey, makes sense to me. 160 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,680 Now severing number one. 161 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,080 Number one. 162 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,920 Number one. 163 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,400 I don't wanna! 164 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,680 What? I don't want to do that, 165 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,920 I don't want to go up there. 166 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,520 - Okay then. You don't have to. - Really? Thank you! 167 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,400 Of course! I mean, what are we, barbarians? 168 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,160 Archers! 169 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,320 I'm trying to think up here! 170 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,120 I know you've got a lot of prisoners to kill, 171 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,600 but please, can you keep it down? 172 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,640 Sorry! Yeah, thank you! 173 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,960 Huh? 174 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,960 There he goes! 175 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,880 Yah! 176 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,440 Hey, can't we just talk this out? 177 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,600 I don't speak dog! 178 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,120 But wait, we're communicating right now. 179 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,040 - No, we're not! - You just understood me. 180 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,520 No, I didn't. 181 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,680 You should never have come here, dog! You don't belong! 182 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,720 There he is! 183 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,440 Phew! 184 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,440 Dog-gone it! 185 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,520 Plan... plan... 186 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,080 What I need... Yes! 187 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,960 I'll send the worst samurai in the entire world, 188 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,280 and he'll do a terrible job. 189 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,040 But where do you look for something truly bad? 190 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,520 Wait! Please! 191 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,800 I only came to your country to learn to be a samurai! 192 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:13,600 As if a dog could ever become a Samurai. Pft. Never! 193 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,760 A dog. A dog! Huh! 194 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,080 Hold your fire! 195 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,120 Aww... 196 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Nice save. 197 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,280 Always happy to lend a hand. 198 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,520 Hi, there! Who's a good dog? 199 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,160 Yeah, who's a good dog, who's a good dog? 200 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,920 Does this mean you're not going to kill me? 201 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960 On the contrary! 202 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,240 Let's talk about what you can do for me. 203 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,880 I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho. 204 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,280 - Kakamucho? What's that? - In the way. 205 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,720 But that's not as important as you are 206 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,200 at this lucky, lucky moment. 207 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,120 Are you sure I'm ready to defend an entire town? 208 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,640 Maybe I should start out as a mall samurai or... 209 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,040 What?! 210 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,280 No, no! 211 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,160 Time to get my new samurai to Kakamucho 212 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,400 so he can hurry up and die-eeve... 213 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440 Dive... right in! 214 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,440 Whoa, uh... 215 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,240 So do I get a... badge or a certificate 216 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,240 or you know, something official-like? 217 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,720 Huh? 218 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,240 There you go, makes it all official. 219 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,280 Wow! A samurai cup. 220 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,920 Yes, they've all got one. Just show that around. 221 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,520 "Wow, he's got a cup! He's a samurai! 222 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,120 We better do what he says." 223 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,720 Well, better get going. 224 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,040 That town isn't gonna samurai itself. 225 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,680 But I don't know where I'm going! 226 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,560 Don't worry, the horse knows. 227 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,720 He's got GPS! 228 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,960 Giddy up... Positioning System! 229 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,720 Why are you sending the dog to defend Kakamucho? 230 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,040 They will kill him. 231 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,760 And the orphanage said you would never speak. 232 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,760 Yes, they will kill him. 233 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,800 And killing an official samurai... 234 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,520 Why, that's against the law! 235 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,920 I would have to arrest all of them. 236 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,960 And that would leave no one in the town where I want... 237 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,400 no one. 238 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,840 You did know where we were going. 239 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,720 It's the latest thing. It's called a gun. 240 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,920 - Is it dangerous? - Don't be silly. 241 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,720 Guns don't kill cats. Cars and curiosity kill cats. 242 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,800 - What's a car? - Careful, you're being curious. 243 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,160 He's coming, he's coming! 244 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,800 Ya! 245 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,680 There he is! The new samurai! 246 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,280 The new samurai is a d... 247 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,400 He's a what? 248 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,960 The new samurai is a d... 249 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,520 The new samurai is a dong? 250 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,160 "Welcome to Kakamucho." 251 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,040 Whew! Okay, here goes nothing. 252 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,640 Welcoming committee? Maybe this won't be so bad. 253 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,560 OK, first day on the job. Make eye contact, smile... 254 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,040 It's a dog! He's going to ruin everything! 255 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,360 Let's kill him before the new samurai arrives! 256 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,600 Sic him! 257 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,560 Whoa! Oof! 258 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,200 Get him! Tear him up! 259 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,760 Sit! 260 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,200 Now that's what I call "woking" the dog! 261 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,240 Yeah, 'cause she hit that dog with a wok! 262 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,160 Uh, is he dead? 263 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,600 Hey, hey, see if he has any snacks in his pockets. 264 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,520 Oh, it's a trick! 265 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,240 - He's playing dead! Bad doggy! - Dang it! 266 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,600 - Sic him! - Wait, wait. 267 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,518 - Can we just talk for one minute? - Shut up, dog! 268 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,960 I am the new samurai! I am! Look, here's my cup! 269 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,040 Let him have it! 270 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,240 Stop! 271 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,960 He is the new samurai! 272 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,680 It says he's been appointed by the Shogun himself! 273 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,600 Well that is... Wow. 274 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,920 I did not see that coming. 275 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,160 Give me that! You must be confused, little girl. 276 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,520 Ugh! Well, this is certainly disappointing. 277 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,640 What is? 278 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,400 I can't read. 279 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,720 She's right. It's official. 280 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,360 So, we cannot kill him? 281 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400 - Yeah, no. - Aww! 282 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,920 Yeah, I know, I know, we're all disappointed. 283 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,520 But we can still hate him, right? 284 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,240 - Absolutely. - Yay! 285 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,920 You are, number one, not a cat. 286 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,960 Number two, you are a dog, so that goes back 287 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,080 to you not being a cat. And C, you are definitely 288 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400 not a samurai, because you are a dog, 289 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,200 and that goes back to you not being a cat! 290 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,920 Go back where you came from, car chaser! 291 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760 - Again! - What's a car? 292 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,200 Stop being curious! You'll kill us all! 293 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,560 Hi? 294 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,680 Hi. 295 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,080 Are you really a dog? 296 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,560 Yes. I am a dog. 297 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,840 - Told you. - Hmm mm! 298 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,600 I didn't know dogs could be samurai. 299 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,160 Well, they can, and I... 300 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,320 Wait, why not? 301 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,080 - Your sword's on backwards. - No it's not, actually. 302 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,480 Is it? 303 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,040 Do you know how this is supposed to go? 304 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,040 I know a few things about samuraiing. 305 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,840 Fair enough. How about I deputize you 306 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,640 as my official assistant? 307 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,800 Bad dog! Don't talk to him! 308 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,280 Did you touch him? 309 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,320 Time to use our hand sanitizers. 310 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,080 No! No! No! Dog gammit! 311 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,080 What kind of a world do we live in where good and upright citizens 312 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,000 can't be counted on to kill someone just because they look different?! 313 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,360 We could try beating them up again. 314 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,600 Only problem is they still have a samurai. 315 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,280 You're kidding me, right? He's a Labradork. 316 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,600 Put his tail between his legs and let's finish this! 317 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,640 OK, here goes nothing. 318 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,920 Ooh! 319 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,080 Ooh! 320 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,920 Ow! 321 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,680 Wow. 322 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,000 Excellent! 323 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,840 That's right, I'm a samurai now! 324 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,080 Take that! Take that! 325 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,560 Oh, yeah! 326 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,400 Whoa! Oof! 327 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,080 How about a little nip? 328 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,320 A little catnip? 329 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,120 Um, I don't think I... 330 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,600 Fine, more for me. 331 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,760 Who are you? 332 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,440 My friends call me Jimbo. 333 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,760 And since I have no friends... 334 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,120 I guess... you can call me Jimbo too. 335 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,600 I guess that works either way. 336 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,920 Well, Jimbo, I'm Hank, 337 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,920 and I'm the new samurai. 338 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,720 New samurai, huh? 339 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,280 You know your sword's on backwards? 340 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,000 Oh, and I suppose you know everything because you're a samurai? 341 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,280 Well, I know you're not. 342 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,560 Why? Because I'm a dog? 343 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,520 No. Because you're an idiot. 344 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,920 No real samurai would be caught dead wearing that. 345 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,920 Is that a bathrobe? You get that from a hotel? 346 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,160 You're not a samurai, are you? 347 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,120 I know, right? I'm not! 348 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,160 I came here to learn to be a samurai, 349 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,120 and then I got this job, but I don't have 350 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,880 the slightest idea what I'm doing. 351 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,240 Hey, is there a book? You know, an instruction manual, 352 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,040 like "How to be a Samurai"? 353 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,638 - You mean "Samurai For Dummies"? - Yes! 354 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,880 No! That would be dumb. 355 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,640 Ow, ow, ow! 356 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,080 OK, that hurts! OK, ow! Ah! 357 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,520 Ow! 358 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,200 Pffff! 359 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,920 You better get out there. 360 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,920 It's samurai time... 361 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,640 and you're the samurai, right? 362 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,560 Uh... it looks a little dangerous out there. 363 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,440 Oh, yeah. Dangerous. That's NWA out there. 364 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,400 Ninjas With Attitude. 365 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,040 But you go ahead. It'll be great. 366 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080 You are the samurai! 367 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,320 Oh, look at that. It's that mean old lady. 368 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,800 Yes, it is. 369 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,040 - Now, I have to... - Yes, you do. 370 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,638 - Maybe I can just go talk to them. - Yeah! 371 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,438 - You know, work this out. - You should do that. 372 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,040 - I will! - You go reason with them. 373 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,720 Uh... 374 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,120 Excuse me? 375 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,760 Excuse me, please. 376 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,240 Excuse me! 377 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,560 Get lost, dog. This is cat business. 378 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,360 Don't listen to him, you guys are doing a great job! 379 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,160 Sword's still on the wrong side. 380 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,200 My eyes are up here. 381 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,600 Oh, right in the eye! 382 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,960 Interesting choice, using your face to block those punches. 383 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,680 - I wouldn't have considered that. - Yeah, well what do you know? 384 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,560 Enough not to get my butt kicked. 385 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,480 I gotta get some samurai training. 386 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,640 Oh, I don't think training can help you. 387 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,680 It couldn't hurt! What am I supposed to do? 388 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,520 If I were you, I would consider going home. 389 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,000 Maybe being a lap dog. 390 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,800 - I can't leave. - Sure you can! 391 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,960 I've got nowhere else to go! 392 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,920 It took everything I had to come here. 393 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,760 Then it's "Hey, get shot full of arrows or take this job", 394 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,280 so here I am! I've got to make this samurai thing work! 395 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,240 I have to. But first, I need to learn. 396 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,040 Sounds like you need a mentor. 397 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,800 Dog breath? 398 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,200 Not Mentos! 399 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,560 Mentor! A teacher! To take you under his wing! 400 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,880 Teach you all he knows, that kind of thing. 401 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,480 That's exactly what I need. 402 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Perhaps a once-great samurai 403 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,880 who has fallen on hard times and maybe could use 404 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,080 some help himself. But where would I find one? 405 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,640 Hey, it's you! 406 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,400 What? Get outta here! Who even made that? 407 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,040 Don't believe everything you read. 408 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,960 This is traditionally the place in a movie 409 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,120 where the hero meets his big opportunity! 410 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160 You're my guy. C'mon, train me! 411 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,520 - But you're a dog. - Is that that what's bothering you? 412 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,880 There's a lot about you that's bothering me. 413 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,760 Like, for instance, how you got here. 414 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,120 It wasn't easy, that's for sure. 415 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,240 I had to cross impassable seas, 416 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,480 unclimbable mountains, 417 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,760 and really nasty midtown traffic. 418 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,440 But why do you want to be a samurai? 419 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,680 I was always the runt. Everybody always picked on me. 420 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,840 I lived in a bad neighbourhood in a bad part of town 421 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,680 full of bad dogs. 422 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,560 But this day, something awesome happened. 423 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,200 He moved almost faster than your eye could see. 424 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,320 Oh! 425 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,680 Whoa! Ahh! 426 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,040 And then he was gone. 427 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,680 A Samurai in a strange land took the time to help... 428 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,640 me. 429 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,200 That's why I came here. 430 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,080 To learn to be just like him. 431 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,720 I even kept his sword. 432 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,680 I've been wondering where that went. Thank you! 433 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,240 Wait a minute. That's your sword? 434 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,120 Then that means you're... 435 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,640 I don't want to talk about it. 436 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,920 But... will you train me? 437 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,960 - Nope. - Why? Because you're so busy? 438 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,040 No. Because you're so brainless. 439 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,920 Argh! But I showed you my movie! 440 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,120 The whole flashback thing! I don't believe it! 441 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,600 Ugh, I'm outta here. 442 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,440 And I never want to see you again. 443 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,480 Ugh! 444 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,080 You! How much did you hear? 445 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880 Samurai Hank needs your help. 446 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,600 Are you not bound by your Samurai Oath to help him? 447 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,320 You mean the one that says I can't turn my back on those in need? 448 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,120 Yeah, that one. 449 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,360 No. 450 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400 Maybe. 451 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,520 That's not what... 452 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,280 Stupid oath! 453 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,800 The cuteness is strong with this one. 454 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,760 What's this? 455 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,640 It is a contract between a student, you, and a teacher, me. 456 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,360 Uh, why do we need a contract? 457 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280 Because at this moment, it would be so nice 458 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,720 if I weren't here. 459 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,240 And if you break this contract, I won't be. 460 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,200 Besides, it's very straightforward. 461 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,920 You swear to be brave, hon our able, 462 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,600 protect those in need, not seek glory, 463 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,240 finish what you started, and always obey your master. 464 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,800 - The Samurai Oath! - Yes. 465 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,000 And if you break it, our contract is broken and you go home. 466 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,960 OK, should I have my attorney look at this... 467 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,320 We don't have that kind of time. Now sign here. 468 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,200 - Defend yourself! - What... 469 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880 What am I supposed to do with a stick? 470 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,840 It is not so important what you do, 471 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,240 as it is important that you do something. 472 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,400 A warrior has cat-like reflexes. I'm not a cat, I'm a dog! 473 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,160 Nobody's perfect. 474 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,040 Ouch! 475 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,480 Ahh! 476 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,840 Wait! That music! 477 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,840 Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it? 478 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,118 Hey, can't we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good? 479 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,040 No! This is my favourite part. 480 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,760 The part where you suffer. 481 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,880 Cross the river. Any way you can. 482 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,600 To a cat, nothing is unclimbable. 483 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,480 Did I mention I wasn't a cat? 484 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,440 Just make it to the other side of the wall, 485 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,640 then you will be ready. 486 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,800 Wanna gimme a hand? 487 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,440 Very funny... ahh! 488 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,920 Don't forget to land on your... 489 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,080 feet. 490 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,800 Whoa! 491 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,400 Nope. 492 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,120 Nope. 493 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,520 Ha! 494 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,240 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 495 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,800 Haha... Nope! 496 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,520 Huh? 497 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,520 Ha! 498 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720 I'm starting to think you don't know what you're doing. 499 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,600 I know exactly what I'm doing. 500 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,000 I'm talking about training. 501 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,560 You said you could make me a samurai. 502 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,200 I can make you a pizza. 503 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,680 But I cannot make YOU into anything. 504 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,920 That power is only within yourself. 505 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,000 You said you would help me. Not just whack me with stuff! 506 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,720 I've been whacked my whole life. That's why I came here! 507 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,440 To learn to be a samurai! 508 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,480 Mmm... You want glory. 509 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,400 You know nothing of being a true samurai. 510 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,040 I'm starting to think you don't either! 511 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,840 And you know what? I don't even believe you are a real samurai! Ha! 512 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,960 So, what happened to you? 513 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,920 How did you go from being a samurai to a washed up loser 514 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,720 who drinks too much catnip, 515 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840 has an obvious weight problem, 516 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,200 no real friends to speak of, is pre-diabetic... 517 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,680 That's enough! 518 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,440 There was a time I was chief bodyguard 519 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,320 of a very important official named Toshiro Tyfune. 520 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,440 He was a real cool cat, with greatness ahead of him. 521 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,158 - Is this a flashback? - Don't interrupt me. 522 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,720 If it's a flashback try the projector, 523 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,318 - it really brings the thing to life. - I don't need the projector. 524 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,280 It's an old-fashioned remembering, now stop interrupting! 525 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,920 We had been summoned to a meeting late one night. 526 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,560 It was all very mysterious. 527 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,400 Just didn't feel right. 528 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,680 It's an ambush, get down! 529 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,480 Ahh! 530 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,760 Happy birthday? 531 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,760 I not only ruined the biggest night of his life, 532 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800 I spayed and neutered his in-laws. 533 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,880 I broke my Samurai Oath. 534 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,720 I was shamed. 535 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,760 That's why I left. 536 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,320 I'll make you a deal. We'll help each other. 537 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,880 Not helpful. 538 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,960 Today, we begin something new. 539 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,560 I have learned I cannot teach a dog to be a cat. 540 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,240 What I must do is teach a dog to be a better dog. 541 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280 What's that? 542 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,640 The blindfold is to help you focus. 543 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,360 Ah. Now, listen. 544 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,320 - Tell me what you hear. - I hear you talking... 545 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360 - and moving. - Good. 546 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,440 I hear a bird. 547 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480 - That's it. - I smell flowers, actually. 548 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,040 Dogs have a keen sense of smell and excellent hearing. 549 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,080 I hear a dragonfly. 550 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,400 I smell wood burning. 551 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,520 I smell tea brewing. 552 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,120 Hey, are you making nachos? 553 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,240 'Cause someone just cut the cheese. 554 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,280 Lesson over. Well done. 555 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,080 In battle as in life... 556 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,720 a samurai strives to maintain his balance. 557 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,760 Ha! Oh! 558 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,680 And always defeats strength with smart. 559 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,520 I can dig it! 560 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,480 You must control your fear, or fear will control you. 561 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:18,120 It is a dance in which a samurai controls his space and his body. 562 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,480 Ah! 563 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,800 - Whoa! - What are you learning? 564 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,120 I don't like sticks as much as I used to? 565 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,840 What are you learning in here? 566 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,240 It's not the size of the dog in the fight, 567 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,000 it's the size of the fight in the... 568 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,680 No! It IS the size of the dog in the fight! 569 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,320 A big dog has fewer problems. Let me demonstrate. 570 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,640 Hold this. 571 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,400 See? That wouldn't happen to a big dog! 572 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,040 We're still behind schedule! 573 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,720 The Shogun will be here within three days! 574 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,800 Oops. 575 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,640 Ahh! 576 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,640 I'm surrounded by imbeciles, complete morons. 577 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,360 It must be so hard for you, 578 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,920 the patience and kindness that you show. 579 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,600 Ohga, don't take this the wrong way, okay? 580 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:30,120 But you are a total failure and a major disappointment. 581 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,238 - No of fence. - None taken. 582 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,280 Constructive criticism is always welcome... 583 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,560 Shh. I didn't expect much of you, and you still disappointed me. 584 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,280 Listen, the cats of Kakamucho 585 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,080 are no closer to leaving than when we started. 586 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,760 If you can't get the job done, 587 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,360 perhaps it's time for a real professional. 588 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,320 Send in the beast! 589 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,320 Now get out. 590 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,800 Ooh! 591 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,800 Hmm... 592 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,080 Ahh! 593 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,080 Ommm! 594 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,480 Ugh! Do you mind? 595 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,160 You're harshing my mellow. 596 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,600 Oh, sorry. 597 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,320 - Teach me something! - How about patience? 598 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,200 Come on, teach me anything! 599 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,520 Seriously, let's do this! I'm ready for it. 600 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,840 - How about these? - You're not ready for those. 601 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,360 How hard could it be? Yah! Hwah! 602 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,720 - Ow! - Samurai Hank! 603 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760 - Sumo is in town! - What's a sumo? 604 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,520 He's a giant. Samurai Hank, you have to do something! 605 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,699 Right. 606 00:37:02,701 --> 00:37:06,240 Oh-ho no! No, no, no, no, no way! 607 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,280 You are not ready, not even close. 608 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,520 - Okay, then we'll go together. - No, no, no! Not my job. 609 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,120 Not my fight, and you are not prepared. 610 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,440 So, is someone going to do something?! 611 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,000 Yeah, is someone gonna do something? 612 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,600 No, someone's not! 613 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,200 Ugh! 614 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,640 You know, she's gonna go over there. 615 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,480 Not my student. Not my problem. 616 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,680 Sword! 617 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,920 Ahh! 618 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,360 Hi-yah! 619 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,160 Ha! 620 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,720 Ahh! 621 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,360 Hi-yah! 622 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,920 Ahh! 623 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,680 Ha! 624 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,160 What are you doing? I had him! 625 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,240 I know you did, but this is kinda my job. Ugh! 626 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,280 I could totally take that guy! 627 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,320 You should know that I am a highly trained, 628 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,200 mostly trained warrior, 629 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,120 skilled in the ways of karate and swordplay 630 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,360 as well as musical theater. 631 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,600 In your own best interest, you should surrender... 632 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,320 You're under arrest! Ha! 633 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,920 Wait! Uh, you've got something on your... 634 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,360 Ahh! 635 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,640 Sumo have edamame bean on face. 636 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,680 Sumo very allergic. 637 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,560 - So, we're all good then? - Ha! 638 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,560 Jimbo? 639 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,720 Is your plan to let him hit you until he gets tired? 640 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,760 - Maybe. - Bold plan. 641 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,360 Ah, here he comes! 642 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,560 ♪ You can do it ♪ 643 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,040 ♪ You've got this... ♪ 644 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,960 ♪ ..Don't give up now ♪ 645 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 ♪ You can win ♪ 646 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,960 You wanted to be a samurai. Fun, isn't it? 647 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Go get 'em! 648 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,640 You can do it, Hank! 649 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,760 ♪ Stand your ground ♪ 650 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,320 Ahh! 651 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,640 Hoo-ah! 652 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,840 ♪ You can do it ♪ 653 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,680 ♪ You've got this ♪ 654 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,400 He's told you his weakness. 655 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,920 Remember, you defeat strength with smart. 656 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,720 Now get back out there! 657 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,429 Ahh! 658 00:40:19,431 --> 00:40:21,440 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 659 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,080 Head in the game, Hank! 660 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,720 Ahh! 661 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,440 ♪ Don't give up now ♪ 662 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,040 ♪ You can win ♪ 663 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,800 ♪ Stand your ground ♪ 664 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,240 ♪ 'Til the end ♪ 665 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,280 Huh? 666 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,480 Yeah! 667 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,400 That just happened! I'm a bad dog! 668 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,120 Did you see what I just did there? It was beautiful! 669 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,640 Mm-hmm, and I would say congratulations, 670 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,920 but since you're already doing that yourself... 671 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,000 let's get him to a doctor. 672 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Gotta do that. 673 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,040 I might have really hurt him, I mean, look at him! 674 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,040 Yah! 675 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,600 Yah! 676 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,560 Hmm... 677 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,120 Did that hurt? 678 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,240 Didn't feel a thing. 679 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,720 - What about that? - Hmm... nope. 680 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,760 Huh? Uh... 681 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,520 Hey, listen. Sorry I had to do all this to you. 682 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,840 Sometimes I'm surprised by my own strength. 683 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,480 There's a new sheriff in town, alright? 684 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,280 Better not let me catch you breaking the law again, you feel me? 685 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,440 - You're free to go. - No one ever beat Sumo before. 686 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,640 No one ever nice before. 687 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,520 Now have feelings for Hank. 688 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,360 Sumo want to live in Kakamucho with Hank. 689 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,600 Well, who doesn't? Safe town like this one 690 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,800 with great law enforcement? Ow! 691 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,240 Psst! It's for you. 692 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,640 I wanted to say thank you for defeating Sumo. 693 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,800 - And you are welcome. - Only one thing... 694 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,160 We can never talk on the street or anything like that. 695 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,440 You know, just wouldn't look right, you being a... 696 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,160 - you know. - Yeah. I gotcha. 697 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,680 Here! 698 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,480 Thank... you. You're Chuck, right? 699 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,000 Mmm, no... 700 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,320 Chuck! We have to go! 701 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,840 I have to go. 702 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,880 Samurai Hank? 703 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,200 We wanted to give you something. 704 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,640 We? 705 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,960 So... your mom wanted to throw me a bone? 706 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 No. My mom said to hand it to you. 707 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,760 - Now, why would she do that? - Well, if I threw it, 708 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,640 it might get on the ground all dirty and icky. 709 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,320 No, what I meant is why would she want to give me something? 710 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,040 To thank you for saving our town. 711 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,040 You are the best dog samurai I have ever seen. 712 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,960 I am the only dog samurai you have ever seen. 713 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,880 But I gotta say, you're kinda right. 714 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,200 I am mighty impressive, as far as samurais go. 715 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,160 Are you all finished? 'Cause it's getting late, 716 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,080 and samurai needs his sleep. 717 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,720 Really looks like things are turning around for me, eh? 718 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,960 You got lucky, kid. Don't let it go to your head. 719 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,400 Luck? Please... 720 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,360 I should be registered as a lethal weapon. 721 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,920 Pride goeth before a fall. 722 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,360 What do you mean, your ninjas are afraid? 723 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,800 Um... since that dog defeated Sumo, 724 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,160 - none of my cats want to... - The Shogun will be here 725 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,800 in two days! I don't care if your ninja are afraid, 726 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,360 take them down to that road block of a town 727 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,320 and really, just, ugh! 728 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,680 - You know what I've done? - Your hair and a catty-pedi? 729 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,720 Yes, but no. 730 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,320 I've outsmarted my own self by employing that dog. 731 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,320 Oh, nice. Me likey. 732 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,320 The problem with the good citizens of Kakamucho is... 733 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,760 there are too many good citizens in Kakamucho. 734 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,800 It's time to take care of this mutt myself 735 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,600 Me! 736 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,360 Ugh. 737 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,720 Sumo, like butterfly that was once caterpillar, 738 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,200 fly like dandy-lion. 739 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,280 It's a hat. 740 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,720 - And this one's a boat! - That is really good! 741 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,680 Oops, that was the hat. What did you make? 742 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,240 A swan. 743 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,800 And some other stuff. 744 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,400 Oh wow, that's amazing. 745 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,560 You can make anything out of folded paper. 746 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,440 - Alright, make me a sandwich. - It's not a sandwich, but here... 747 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,000 I made you something. 748 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,920 For good luck. 749 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,000 It looks like me. 750 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,120 It will always remind you of who you are. 751 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,600 Who you are? Let's concentrate on who you are not! 752 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,320 And that would be a samurai! 753 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,800 Come on, Jimbo. We're just enjoying a beautiful day. 754 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,400 The sun is shining, birds are singing. 755 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,400 And besides, I deserve a break for taking care of Sumo. 756 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,680 I mean, just look at him. 757 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,760 Butterfly, aww! 758 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,320 That's just the point, 759 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,640 you have one little itsy-bitsy, tiny weeny bite of success... 760 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,278 - I'm sorry, tiny what? - Tiny what, what? 761 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280 - What? - What? 762 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,280 What? 763 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,360 The point is, this is no time for celebrating! 764 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,920 It's time to double your efforts and train even harder! 765 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,320 Now, get to it! 766 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,400 Hank! My brawling, battling hero! 767 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,200 Oh, sorry. I'm not bothering you. Am I? 768 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,438 No, no, no, I was just, you know, getting a work out in. 769 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,880 Sure. Very impressive, 770 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,840 you defeating Sumo, oh, wow! 771 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,360 - Aw, it was nothing. - Ah, sure it was... 772 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,880 nothing. Anyway, I came here 773 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,800 to invite you out on the town to celebrate. 774 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,600 Tonight, I'm taking you 775 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,800 to the most exclusive club in the country. 776 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,960 Even the members aren't allowed in. 777 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,320 Wow! Thank you! But I can't go, I... 778 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,600 I promised my teacher I'd stay focused on my training. 779 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,400 Right. Sounds like your teacher is someone 780 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,680 who's unhappy and wants everyone else to be unhappy too. 781 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,080 You know? Do you like fun? You like fun, don't you? 782 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,960 Of course I like fun! Fun is so fun! 783 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,240 Fun is fun, isn't it? The clue is in the word. 784 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,600 Drive! Bye! See you later! Have fun. 785 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,840 It's just one night. It's not a big deal. 786 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,280 It is a big deal. 787 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,200 It's the only deal. 788 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,678 You committed to me to go to the end, 789 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,240 and I did the same for you. 790 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,720 You are breaking your word. 791 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,280 I am not breaking my word. 792 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,160 We can start training again tomorrow. 793 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,440 But tonight, I'm going to have some fun with my boss. 794 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,640 - I am your boss. - What? 795 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,320 I am your boss! 796 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,720 - My boss? - I tell you what to do, 797 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,840 and you do it. 798 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,520 I thought you were my friend. 799 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,640 I am your teacher. Your mentor. 800 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,560 As I told you when we met, I am not your friend! 801 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,400 A Samurai has only duty, not friends! 802 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,640 Not my friend? Well, that just sounds sad. 803 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,760 Like someone who is unhappy and wants everyone else 804 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,000 to be unhappy too! 805 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,760 Well, I don't want to be unhappy! I'm gonna go have some fun. 806 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,960 I hope you succeed in having fun, 807 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,720 because you have failed in everything else. 808 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,600 You know a lot about failure, don't you? 809 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,880 I defeated the unbeatable Sumo in battle and saved the town! 810 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,720 You can't even get a birthday party right. 811 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,760 Don't wait up. 812 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,280 Bow and Wow. This place is awesome. 813 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,080 Where are you going? 814 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,480 - Um... end of the line? - Are you kidding? 815 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,600 Hank, don't you get it? There are no lines for you. 816 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,480 You are Samurai Hank, the hero of Kakamucho! 817 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,120 Oh, my God! That's Samurai Hank! The Hero of Kakamucho! 818 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,480 VIP? What's that mean? 819 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,640 V-I-P. Very important pooch. 820 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,760 - After you. - I-I don't have any ID. 821 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,880 You have something better than ID, you have celebrity! 822 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,160 Wait! 823 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600 Can I have your autograph, Hank? 824 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,400 Um... sure? 825 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,520 Now this is what being a top dog is all about. 826 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,720 Private table, Hank? Dog treat, Hank? 827 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,160 Scratch behind your ears, Hank? 828 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,440 Oh, my God! Can we take a picture with you? 829 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,720 You look hot. Who licks your hair? 830 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,800 Thank you, Hank! 831 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,680 You're my favourite samurai! 832 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,640 Is it everything I promised? 833 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,000 Don't get me wrong, this is all so fantastic. 834 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,080 It's just... You don't think that I'm being a glory-seeker, do you? 835 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,680 Hank, never miss an opportunity to pat yourself on the back. 836 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,200 Ahh! Heeyyyy! 837 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,520 And there's no other place I would rather you be tonight! 838 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,830 ♪ Gangnam style ♪ 839 00:50:04,832 --> 00:50:06,760 You ready? Let's do this! 840 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800 Yah! 841 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,200 Ahh! 842 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,040 ♪ Oppa Gangnam Style ♪ 843 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,400 The ninjas are here! Samurai Hank! 844 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,440 The ninjas are... right here! 845 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,880 Ahh! 846 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,920 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 847 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,400 Good job. Well done. 848 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,240 Autograph, lovely touch. There, little bonus for you. 849 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,040 Thank You. Thank you. Good job. Well done. 850 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,720 Jimbo. 851 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,120 Yo, Jimbo?! Jimbo, you're OK? 852 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,320 What happened here? 853 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,440 The ninjas showed up again last night. 854 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,520 And where were you? Having fun with your boss. 855 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,960 - What about you? - I failed my oath for the last time. 856 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,520 Where's my sword? 857 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,960 Right. 858 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,120 They've taken Sumo to the fortress dungeon, 859 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,960 and now I'm going to get him back. 860 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,360 I'll go with you. We're both samurai, and that's what we... 861 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,080 You are not samurai! 862 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,560 You were a selfish idiot. 863 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,160 Today, you are nothing. 864 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,760 You just don't want to admit that I beat Sumo. 865 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,560 You never... Do you really believe that? 866 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,760 Edamame was responsible for your greatest victory. 867 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,320 Edamame? What does that have to do... 868 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,760 I failed to teach, and you failed to learn. 869 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,040 I've learned a lot from you. 870 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,760 Like when things get tough, you can hide at the bottom of a bottle. 871 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,680 I'm sorry, Jimbo, I-I didn't mean that. 872 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,760 Jimbo, you're on the horse backwards. 873 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,560 Goodbye, Dog. 874 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,880 See you, Cat. 875 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,520 Where were you, great samurai?! 876 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,480 Hey, thanks for nothing! 877 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,560 'Cause guess what? You did nothing! 878 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,080 And I'm thanking you sarcastically! 879 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,680 Good, I'm outta here. 880 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,680 Going to get on the first boat and get home. 881 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,120 That's right. Go! 882 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,000 - Emiko... - Go back home! 883 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,240 Maybe my mom was right. Maybe dogs can't be samurai! 884 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,440 ♪ Maybe I'm not meant to be ♪ 885 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920 ♪ The hero you've been ♪ 886 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,200 ♪ Looking for ♪ 887 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,160 ♪ I did my best to try to be ♪ 888 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,720 ♪ Now I'm walking out ♪ 889 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,560 ♪ Your front door ♪ 890 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,880 ♪ In a world so big With a dream so tall ♪ 891 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,840 ♪ It's a hard comedown It's a lonely fall ♪ 892 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,320 ♪ To the bottom ♪ 893 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,360 ♪ And I'm staring at the walls ♪ 894 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,560 ♪ Now the words don't sing Like they used to do ♪ 895 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,320 ♪ And the sun don't shine Like it did on you ♪ 896 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,480 ♪ Darling, if you miss me At all ♪ 897 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,920 ♪ Why did you believe in me ♪ 898 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,040 ♪ Pass me the ball And think that ♪ 899 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,960 ♪ I could score ♪ 900 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,960 ♪ In a world so big With a dream so tall ♪ 901 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,640 ♪ It's a hard comedown It's a lonely fall ♪ 902 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,280 ♪ To the bottom ♪ 903 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,000 ♪ If you're missing me At all ♪ 904 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,880 ♪ I'll see you again ♪ 905 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:58,600 ♪ When I close my eyes... ♪ 906 00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,920 ♪ ..I know ♪ 907 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,840 ♪ You didn't have A happy ending ♪ 908 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:08,000 ♪ Even though we said goodbye ♪ 909 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:13,560 ♪ I couldn't forget you If I tried ♪ 910 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:18,800 ♪ I couldn't forget you If I tried ♪ 911 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:24,800 ♪ I couldn't forget you If I tried ♪ 912 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:29,600 ♪ I couldn't forget you If I tried ♪ 913 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,800 "It will always remind you of who you are". 914 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,520 Ahh! What are you doing here? 915 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,760 I couldn't help myself. I'm a dog. 916 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,400 That makes me loyal. 917 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,000 So, I'm here to make things right. 918 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,280 You really think you can just come back here 919 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,720 and that makes everything, okay? 920 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,760 As a matter of fact, I do. I'm back! 921 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800 - You should be happy! - Well, I'm not. 922 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,438 And you might as well turn around and go back where you came from. 923 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,760 I'm not going anywhere! 924 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,480 Sumo is in there, and I'm not leaving until we get him out! 925 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,160 We can resolve our differences later. 926 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,440 What now? 927 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,360 You defeat strength with smart. 928 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,080 Somebody taught me that. 929 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,200 Um... do you have any ideas? 930 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,800 Ahh! 931 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,840 This is smart? 932 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,960 Ahhhh! 933 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,520 Watch your back! 934 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560 You do care! 935 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,600 Only about saving Sumo. 936 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,560 You, I could do without. 937 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,520 Woo! 938 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,880 Now what? 939 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,720 We have to figure out a way in. 940 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,200 - Pretty good idea, huh? - Stop wagging your tail. 941 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:17,400 I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said it doesn't suck. 942 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,920 Ugh... 943 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,960 Alright, genius. Which way? 944 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,680 To the left. 945 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,360 What do you got? 946 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,080 Got a D.O.G. who's D.O.A. 947 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,800 Want to get him out of sight P.D.Q. 948 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,240 A.S.A.P. Huh? OK. 949 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,520 I'm not even a full-time security guard! 950 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,120 I'm just a temp! Ooh! 951 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,880 Let's roll, Fido. 952 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,520 OK... 953 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,640 Now this could be difficult and might take a while. 954 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,440 So, let's split up. I'll take the areas 955 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,720 to the north and west. You go south and east. 956 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,680 Let's try to be methodical about this. 957 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,360 There could be thousands of cells here and this could take hours, 958 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,720 maybe days. 959 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,200 He's right over here. 960 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,520 Hey, Sumo! We're here to save you. 961 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,640 Guess we should have stolen some keys. 962 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,280 Stand back. 963 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,360 Well, at least you tried. 964 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,800 Doggie door. 965 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,160 Ah, complication in the "saving him" department. 966 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,960 Hank, no need to save Sumo. 967 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,520 Sumo's just prawn in ocean of life. 968 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,960 Of course we have to save you! You're our friend. 969 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,400 Friends? 970 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,960 Sumo overcome with emotion! 971 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,960 While I appreciate the bro-fest, 972 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,320 we should probably get out of here. 973 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,920 Wait a second, I've gotta mark my territory. 974 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,680 - We don't have time for that! - But... It's a dog thing. 975 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,440 I want them to know I was here! I even had asparagus last night. 976 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,280 We don't have time! We have to get back to Kakamucho! 977 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,880 And when we get there, what's the plan? 978 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:02,680 At this moment, it is not so important what we do. As it is... 979 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,798 - important that we do something. - ..Important that we do something. 980 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,000 Not sure yet what that something is. 981 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,040 Shh! 982 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,560 Huh? 983 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,880 Remember, fear is only in your mind! 984 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,720 And a little bit in my kimono. 985 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,320 Jimbo! 986 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,520 Jimbo! No! Both of you, get out of here. 987 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,640 - What about you? - Don't worry about me. 988 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,400 You have to get back to Kakamucho. 989 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,800 But we're a team. 990 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,320 No. I have to do this, 991 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,840 and there is no team in "I". 992 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,760 But there is an "I" in samurai! 993 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,240 Ahh! 994 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,680 No! 995 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,800 You can't die! 996 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,720 Our issues aren't resolved yet! 997 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,960 Heimlich maneuver. 998 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,520 Oh... You saved my life! 999 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,000 But you touched me, ugh! 1000 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,840 If that ever happens again, let me die. Okay? 1001 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,480 - Now, what is it? - The prisoner escaped. 1002 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,520 Ah, you let the big cat out of the bag, didn't you? 1003 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,520 Of course you did. Right, Okay! 1004 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,040 Now, someone is going to pay for this. 1005 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,560 I'm not saying who, but probably someone very, very stupid. 1006 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,200 Do you know what a scapegoat is, Ohga? 1007 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,760 No, but if there's a goat around here, 1008 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,760 I will have him arrested immediately. 1009 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,800 Ugh. Brainless. Absolute... 1010 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,680 And that goes for all of you. 1011 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,280 Anyway, never mind. 1012 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,880 Um, I already have another plan progressing nicely. 1013 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,280 A much bigger plan with even more deadly consequences. 1014 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,320 Ugh! 1015 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,840 My lord, pardon the intrusion! 1016 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,160 - Ugh, what is it? - It's the super bowl! 1017 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,480 It's overflowing! 1018 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,640 Oh! Jiggle the handle! Jiggle the handle! 1019 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,480 Where's everyone going? 1020 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,560 Emiko! What's going on?! 1021 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,640 Emiko!? Emiko! 1022 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,480 Look at this. Have you read this? 1023 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,680 - No. - Well, would you read it to me? 1024 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,000 "Help wanted. Vicious killers for the destruction of Kakamucho." 1025 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,560 "Prior criminal record a must. An equal opportunity employer." 1026 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,078 Can't you see that this is just the last act of a desperate cat? 1027 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,440 We don't care if it's the first act of Mamma Mia! 1028 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,120 We're leaving before that army gets here! 1029 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,800 Right, how are we doing? 1030 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,720 Let's see... cut-throats, good. 1031 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,600 Bounty hunters, desperadoes, biker gangs, excellent. 1032 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,000 Mugs, thugs, nitwits, dimwits, mobsters, 1033 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,920 muggers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, serial killers, 1034 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,560 studio executives, wow! 1035 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,600 It looks like everyone's here. Great. 1036 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,680 What about him? 1037 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,760 Well, yes, he is scary. But in the wrong way. Arrest him. 1038 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,480 Wait! Wait! Please, hear me out. 1039 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,560 You all need to know something! 1040 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,320 In a heroic effort to protect your town, 1041 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,200 today we lost... Jimbo. 1042 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,040 No! No, not Jimbo! 1043 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,920 - Who's Jimbo? - I don't know. 1044 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,640 - Didn't he date your sister? - No, that was Gumbo. 1045 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,880 Why did you even come back? We're leaving, Hank. 1046 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,320 We're all gonna start new lives somewhere else. 1047 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,360 Sure. Go. After all, you're cats. 1048 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,400 You've got nine lives, right? 1049 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,640 But I'm a dog! I have one life. 1050 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,480 And the best thing that happened to me, in this one life... 1051 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:00,920 is this town. 1052 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,160 You had faith in me. 1053 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,600 You trusted me. 1054 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,480 And I want to earn that trust back so bad, 1055 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,840 I'm willing to lay my one life down for your... 1056 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,040 Uh, let's see, 1057 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:15,760 247 times 9. Um, carry the 5. 1058 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,640 2,223. 1059 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,560 - 2,000...? - 223. 1060 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,840 Yeah, right. Now, what do you say? 1061 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,440 Life is short. 1062 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,360 And this movie is only 85 minutes long, 1063 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,920 not including end credits, so we have to hurry! 1064 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,440 If we're gonna save this town, we have to find a way 1065 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,240 beyond judging each other strictly on... 1066 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,960 labels, like dog and cat! 1067 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,160 Together, we can get past all that. 1068 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,720 We can all be better... 1069 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,440 together! 1070 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,280 Shh... 1071 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,880 It's a metaphor. Saying we are all the same. 1072 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:55,080 Look different on the outside, but we can choose for ourselves 1073 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,560 what our insides look like. 1074 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,240 See now, the big guy makes a lot of sense. 1075 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,520 Right? So Sumo, what do we do now? 1076 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,720 So what do we do? 1077 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,840 Well, step one: 1078 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,720 We need to destroy their lines of communication. 1079 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,600 I've cut the telephone line! 1080 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,720 Step two. Someone taught me... 1081 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,840 that we can make anything out of folded paper. 1082 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:24,920 Hmm... How's everyone doing? Feeling evil, yeah? 1083 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,640 Don't be stingy with the poison on those arrows. 1084 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,440 Everyone get plenty to eat? You can't crush the innocent 1085 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,440 on an empty stomach, can ya? 1086 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,840 Enjoy the entree, because dessert is death and destruction. 1087 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,120 Who knew an evil army could go through so many beans? 1088 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,040 Right. Assemble the troops. 1089 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,120 Hmm? 1090 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,520 Ah, the smell of victory in the air! 1091 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,280 Go! Go, my terrible army! 1092 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:26,400 Go to Kakamucho! And do your worst! 1093 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,960 Oh, and don't forget, 1094 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,320 save your receipts! 1095 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,640 The signal. They're coming! 1096 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,800 They're coming! 1097 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,640 It's showtime! Alright, everyone knows what to do! 1098 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,080 This is the best bit, isn't it? 1099 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,320 Waiting for the death and destruc... 1100 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,600 Nah, the best bit is the death and destruction. 1101 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,160 This is the second-best bit. 1102 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,520 Kakamucho is going out of business. 1103 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,920 Everything must go! 1104 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:20,160 Ah, yes, go team go! 1105 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,680 They're falling for it! They're falling for it! 1106 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,120 Ichiro! 1107 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,320 - I'm right here. - You're up. 1108 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,000 "One, you gotta account for elevation and wind." 1109 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,480 And two... 1110 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,120 - you gotta watch for birds". - Whoops! 1111 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,280 - Hey, bird got in the way. - Just try again. 1112 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,760 I only had the one bullet. 1113 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,920 What are we going to do?! They'll find out any minute 1114 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,520 that we folded them a fake town! 1115 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,640 Ha! 1116 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,480 We've been tricked! 1117 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,280 Oh, my... 1118 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,400 Huh? 1119 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,400 Time to clean up this town! Let's go get 'em! 1120 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,080 Ha! 1121 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,000 Ahh! 1122 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:15,840 Ha! 1123 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,640 Hi-yah! 1124 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,840 Way to go, Emiko! Woo! 1125 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,040 Mom, you're embarrassing me! 1126 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,800 Huh? 1127 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,640 Sit! 1128 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,880 It's the Shogun! 1129 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,400 What was that?! 1130 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,960 Now that's a car! 1131 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,960 My magnificence! 1132 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,760 What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? 1133 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,640 That's him! That's the trouble making dog 1134 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,320 that started all of this! Arrest that dog! 1135 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,760 - Arrest the dog! - Yes! 1136 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,640 Oh! 1137 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,400 Ouch! Oh, come on! 1138 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,480 Ohga! Take care of him! 1139 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,520 Is he sick? 1140 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,640 No, you simpleminded twit! Finish him! 1141 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,680 Yah! 1142 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,000 What the mother father cocker spaniel's going on here?! 1143 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,360 Jimbo. You're alive! 1144 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,000 - So that's Jimbo! - See, he did date your sister! 1145 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:34,720 Okay, Okay. That's enough. Down, boy. 1146 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,000 Jimbo? Is that you? 1147 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,000 Toshi? 1148 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,720 You... are the Shogun? 1149 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,000 Yeah, sure! It took years to work my way up through the ranks, 1150 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,440 but look at me now! 1151 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,160 What happened to you? 1152 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,840 I was shamed, my lord. 1153 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,400 I am so, so sorry. 1154 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,600 I ruined your birthday. 1155 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,960 Are you kidding? Best birthday party I ever had. 1156 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,480 Most surprise parties are so boring! 1157 01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,200 But that year, that was a real surprise. 1158 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,120 I tell that story all the time, always brings the house down! 1159 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,600 And... the stuff with your in-laws? 1160 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,440 My in-laws? Oh, please, don't get me started. 1161 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,080 In-laws you don't pick. 1162 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,760 Friends, you choose. And you, Jimbo, are my friend. 1163 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,000 So, you forgive me? 1164 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,080 Forgiven, forgotten, no biggie. 1165 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,040 Hey, life's short. Like me. Let's move on! 1166 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,080 So, what's up with the dog? 1167 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,640 That "dog" was defending Kakamucho. 1168 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:31,480 A dog defending the town? Why? 1169 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,480 Because Lord Ika here was trying to get rid of it. 1170 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,878 Don't believe him. I was just trying to get rid of that dog! 1171 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,160 You see? Nike Shoe was only trying to get rid of the dog. 1172 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,960 But sir, that dog isn't what you think he is. 1173 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,160 He isn't? I'm not following you. 1174 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,400 - Can someone else explain this? - Allow me... 1175 01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:48,838 Ika Chu wanted to get rid of the dog 1176 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,600 because he was getting in the way of his plan 1177 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,320 to frighten the cats of Kakamucho 1178 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,560 so that he could wipe their town off the map 1179 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,840 in order to make his palace absolutely perfect. 1180 01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,640 Wha...? 1181 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,160 Did I leave anything out? 1182 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,400 Brains? 1183 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,400 Well, Peek-a-boo... what've you got to say for yourself? 1184 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,720 You want an explanation? You're going to get one. 1185 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,200 I am... 1186 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,800 running away! 1187 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,280 Looks like we got a little more samuraiing to do. 1188 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,320 Huh? 1189 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,240 Ugh! 1190 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,040 Oh, you... 1191 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:45,160 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop! 1192 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,320 Right. I have something very important to tell you, Hank. 1193 01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,760 What is it? 1194 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,320 I am your father. 1195 01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,160 - No, you're not. - No, I'm not. 1196 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,520 Ha ha ha! 1197 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,360 I distracted you! 1198 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:04,080 I'm certainly not about to get outwitted by a stupid dog 1199 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,880 who's not even a real samurai! 1200 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,320 Oh, but you're wrong. 1201 01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:10,760 I am a real samurai. 1202 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,640 I got a cup right here that says so. 1203 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,040 Ahh! 1204 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,120 Ahh! 1205 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,160 Grab on! 1206 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,840 Ugh! 1207 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,880 No! No, see, Ohga! 1208 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,840 You don't understand this concept, do you? 1209 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,280 I will save you! 1210 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,480 Oh, my! 1211 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,680 No, no, no! Oh... 1212 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,120 What the flush?! 1213 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,040 Ohga, are you feeling what I'm feeling? 1214 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,520 I am, sir. 1215 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,440 Thar she blows! 1216 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,360 This palace is gonna blow. 1217 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,520 And when it does, all this water's going straight down to... 1218 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:07,840 - Kakamucho! - Kakamucho! 1219 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,840 - What can we do? - We don't have much time! 1220 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,760 We've gotta do something! 1221 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,440 One, please! 1222 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,600 Guys! You gotta help me! 1223 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,400 The giant toilet is overflowing! 1224 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,240 Have you tried to jiggle the handle?! 1225 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,840 Too late for that! But I have an idea! 1226 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,200 - We're listening! - But you better make it snappy! 1227 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,560 I know we've had our differences, but I feel like the times 1228 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,240 we've actually worked together we've really accomplished a lot, 1229 01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,280 so if you trust me I think we can save the town! 1230 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:00,640 That was pretty snappy! 1231 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,280 What do you want us to do? 1232 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,120 Dig! 1233 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,600 But cat's don't dig! 1234 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,520 Okay, so you don't dig. Can you swim? 1235 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,480 You heard him, dig! 1236 01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,200 Hurry up! 1237 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,680 No! 1238 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,520 Where are they? Where are they? 1239 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,760 Help, help! 1240 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,360 Help! 1241 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,240 Emiko! 1242 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,400 I've got you! 1243 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,120 Well, that pretty much wraps things up. 1244 01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,760 Almost 85 minutes exactly. 1245 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,440 All that's left is appointing a new samurai for Kakamucho. 1246 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,400 Well, what do you say, Jimbo? 1247 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,760 - Me, my Lord? - Hey, why not? 1248 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:47,400 I can't think of anyone better. Can you? 1249 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:52,080 I can. Kakamucho already has a samurai. 1250 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:55,840 The dog? He can't be a samurai! He can't be anywhere. 1251 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,840 It's the law. You know the rules! 1252 01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,880 No dogs allowed. It's not personal. 1253 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,520 It's just business. And you know what they say: 1254 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,160 There's no business... 1255 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,200 - like Shogun business! - Exact-ally! 1256 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,480 But he's not a dog. 1257 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,960 He's... he's my friend. 1258 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,480 And more than that, he's our samurai. 1259 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,160 He is? 1260 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,960 That's what I was trying to tell you. 1261 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,880 Wow. You live nine lives, you get to see everything. 1262 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,160 Who knew, a dog samurai? 1263 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,880 Hank is not a dog samurai. 1264 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,760 Hank is a great Samurai! 1265 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,280 A truly great samurai! 1266 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,240 Woof, woof, woof, woof! 1267 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:40,400 Then I dub thee... Town Samurai of Kakamucho. 1268 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:43,920 Eh... Actually, you already officially appointed him. 1269 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,080 I did? 1270 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,160 I had an official samurai cup and everything. 1271 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,760 Oh, well, if you had an official cup and everything, 1272 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,680 I don't know what that means, 1273 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,800 but I bet you don't have an official sword! 1274 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,480 Wait, please wait! 1275 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,560 Thank you. But I can't accept this hon our. 1276 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,520 - Why not? - Yeah, why not? 1277 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,160 I have a contract with my teacher 1278 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,560 that says I haven't yet finished my training. 1279 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,800 But there is someone else that's most deserving of this hon our. 1280 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,520 Emiko. You are a true samurai. 1281 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,280 - The little one? - Yes, my Lord. 1282 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,560 She's always defended the town. 1283 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,440 I will carry it with hon our. 1284 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,400 I know you will. 1285 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,800 Emiko! 1286 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,520 So, how does it feel to be a real samurai? 1287 01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:56,240 Good, but not as good as it will feel someday when I'm the shogun. 1288 01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,440 The shogun? You? 1289 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,360 You know something? 1290 01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,400 That ain't such a bad idea. Sure, why not? 1291 01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:07,640 And I gotta tell ya... It's good to be the shogun! 1292 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,560 Milk's on me! 1293 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,080 Kind of warms your heart, doesn't it? 1294 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,800 Ugh! Ow! 1295 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,760 - What's that for? - Defend yourself! 1296 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,640 Ow! Wait, wait, stop! 1297 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:32,760 - Stop, stop, no. T-Time out. - No! 1298 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,640 - That hurts! - Gotcha again! Haha! 1299 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,680 Ow! How does that feel? 1300 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,040 This is my favourite part. The part where YOU suffer! 1301 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,320 Take that, take that! 1302 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,040 Ah, gotcha again! 1303 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,520 Hey, who's doing the whacking now? C'mon! C'mon! 1304 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,040 ♪ Who's the coolest cat In all the land ♪ 1305 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,480 ♪ Hank's his name ♪ 1306 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,280 ♪ Who's got moves Nobody understands ♪ 1307 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,840 ♪ Hank's got game ♪ 1308 01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,080 ♪ Don't have to mark His territory ♪ 1309 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,680 ♪ He's got his own fame And origin story ♪ 1310 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:22,360 ♪ Hank, he's the coolest cat ♪ 1311 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,960 ♪ Who thinks justice Is its own reward? ♪ 1312 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,560 ♪ Hank sure does ♪ 1313 01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,360 ♪ All the ladies love His giant sword ♪ 1314 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,800 ♪ And his fuzz ♪ 1315 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,800 ♪ He'll sneak up on ya Just like a fox ♪ 1316 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,120 ♪ So smooth, he don't need A little box ♪ 1317 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,560 ♪ He's Hank ♪ 1318 01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:38,920 ♪ He's the coolest cat ♪ 1319 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,840 ♪ Never fear ♪ 1320 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:45,560 ♪ Always there when Duty calls ♪ 1321 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,280 ♪ He's your hero ♪ 1322 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,120 ♪ He's got the biggest heart ♪ 1323 01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,440 ♪ And even bigger ham balls ♪ 1324 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,800 ♪ H-A-N-K, Hank ♪ 1325 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,520 There's lots of cats in this world, but nobody chases tails, his own, 1326 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,680 or anybody else as good as Hank. 1327 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,120 ♪ Yeah we know it ♪ 1328 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,520 It's like he's got nine lives, and he's living them all 1329 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,240 at the same time. 1330 01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,800 And to the fullest. 1331 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,520 ♪ He won't blow it ♪ 1332 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,678 ♪ Oh sure, he's kinda scrawny And should go to the gym ♪ 1333 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,238 ♪ But he's got a certain Je ne sais quoi ♪ 1334 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,960 ♪ Say what? Some bullies were mercilessly ♪ 1335 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,000 ♪ Picking on him ♪ 1336 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:22,200 ♪ So a samurai appeared To save his butt ♪ 1337 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,200 ♪ So now he's on a mission To be a big deal ♪ 1338 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,040 ♪ Gonna make some evil-doers Taste his steel ♪ 1339 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,200 ♪ You're much safer When this cat's nearby ♪ 1340 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,640 ♪ Me-e-ow ♪ 1341 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,200 ♪ Try to fight this cat The fur will fly ♪ 1342 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,640 ♪ Pow, pow, pow ♪ 1343 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,120 ♪ If someone dares To break the law ♪ 1344 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:40,480 ♪ They'll face the fury Of the paws of Hank ♪ 1345 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,480 ♪ His coat has got A healthy sheen ♪ 1346 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:47,640 ♪ Nobody licks himself As clean as Hank ♪ 1347 01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:50,080 ♪ He sees the world in black and white ♪ 1348 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,760 ♪ A canine samurai That's right, he's... ♪ 1349 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,680 What, a canine? Hank is a dog? 1350 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,520 I thought we were singing about a cat. 1351 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,200 He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog. 1352 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:01,960 Nuh-uh, no way! We're out of here! 1353 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,040 A slobbering dog can't be no samurai! Please! 1354 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,960 ♪ Hold your head high, Hank... ♪ 1355 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,120 'Cause you're gonna show 'em all... 1356 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:11,040 ♪ ..That even with the bones You chew ♪ 1357 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,240 ♪ And your breath that smells Like doggy-doo ♪ 1358 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,400 ♪ 'Cause when I come dancing I got you ♪ 1359 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:18,120 ♪ 'Cause you're The coolest cat ♪ 1360 01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,320 Even if you're a dog. 1361 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,760 ♪ UNDERDOG ♪ 1362 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,440 ♪ I AM THE GREATEST ♪ 1363 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:22,520 Ugh, dog-gone it. 1364 01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:25,400 Still. At least I don't have to do the sequel. 98772