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Cinderella.
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I want in, someone.
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Hurry, just get that milkman
and jerk off that goat.
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Get me some fresh milk.
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Yesterday, milk was curdled.
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If the lady of Avon comes,
get me one of everything.
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I you get another wash,
you can have the water
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to wash your hair.
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You know there's a water shortage.
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And then you'll take in more
laundry from the neighbors.
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We need the money.
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Don't make you another
wig of your sister's.
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Keep working, work keep
your mind off sex.
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Oh look.
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This baby is daydreaming again.
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I wonder what about.
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Probably about all kinds of
dirty and degenerate dogs.
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Dingling and dangling about her.
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She mopes through her dreary day.
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I think it's naughty.
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I should say, if you
didn't if you ask me,
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which I know you're about to do.
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Shirking her little duties again.
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Disgrace all.
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Marbella, Marbella.
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Give it a little two.
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Do you know, that a
not so little birdie
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told me that it was none
other than little ass.
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Rella over there that told
mama we go out at night.
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I never did any such thing.
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I wouldn't, believe me.
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I did no such thing.
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I wouldn't, believe me.
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I did no such thing.
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I wouldn't, believe me.
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Really, Cinderella,
you are such a bore.
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You always force us to behave
so unpleasantly to you.
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I think that even a
tour most unpleasant,
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we're not at all that
unpleasant, actually.
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Are we?
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Are we Cinderella?
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Well, I...
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Talk.
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You think like a snail.
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Honestly, why don't
you go old and die
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before you would answer a
perfectly simple question.
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Or was the question, never mind,
whatever she would answer
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would be a bore.
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Drucella, dear.
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We mustn't forget about
Cinderella's indiscretion tip.
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Mama, it was unforgivably naughty.
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She must be punished, mustn't she?
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Of course.
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How else will she ever learn?
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Let's see.
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She can wash our dresses.
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And they must be perfectly
pressed, do you hear?
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Perfectly pressed.
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♫ Cinderella, sweep the
ashes from the fireplace
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♫ Cinderella, wash and
scrub up the entire place
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♫ Cinderella, polish
every little widget
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♫ Sit up straight girl, don't
you fuss and don't you fidget
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♫ And I wonder if I
have to face this scorn
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♫ Yes, I wonder just
why I was ever born
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♫ Times when I want to
cry, I spy a rainbow
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♫ When life is gray, the
flowers start to bloom
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♫ Or when a chilling wind
begins the rain flow
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♫ I take a moment to remind me
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♫ Someone will come
along and find me
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♫ Suddenly I can
smile away the gloom
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♫ Cinderella, braid my
hair and just for kickers
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♫ Cinderella, darn my
hose and iron my knickers
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♫ Cinderella, you're a
good-for-nothing wretch, girl
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♫ Where's my girdle
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♫ Goodness sake's, go
run and fetch girl
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♫ And I wonder, is
this all I'll ever be
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♫ Yes, I wonder, is there
nothing more to see
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♫ When I am cold, the
morning sun will warm me
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♫ When I am sad, the
birds begin my song
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♫ And when, at times, my
life begins to scorn me
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♫ I take a moment to remind me
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♫ Someday he'll come
along and find me
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♫ And the time goes
by and I am strong
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♫ Sometimes I think in a
wink of an eye it'll happen
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♫ Life rearranges and
changes tomorrow's tune
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♫ But just when I'm caught Ina
thought, I remember tomorrow
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♫ And just like today, it
will be on its way too soon
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♫ So I can't be down too
long or stay too lonely
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♫ For nothing can be
as awful as it seems
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♫ When things go wrong,
I know that I have only
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♫ To take a moment to remind me
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♫ Someone will come
along and find me
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♫ And we'll be forever
inside my dreams
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Just a
second, we're going.
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Faster
Cinderella, faster.
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No,
slower, Cinderella.
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Faster.
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Slower.
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Faster.
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Slow.
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Oh boy, oh boy.
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Chamberlain, Chamberlain.
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Come here at once.
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Yes, my liege.
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It's a whopper.
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I will summon the
queen immediately.
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No, you fool.
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Fetch me my baggy pants.
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I'm taking this one into town.
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Too late, my lord.
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Good morning, your majesty.
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Good morning.
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Chamberlain, leave us.
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We have private
business to discuss.
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Clod.
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What is it you want, your highness.
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Your highness indeed, you
horny little jack off.
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But what do you want, my queen?
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Next month, our son will
reach his 21st birthday.
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Well this calls for a double
celebration, I would say.
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A double celebration?
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21 years ago was the
last time you had
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a royal boner.
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Really?
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If you had been in here
a few minutes ago,
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you wouldn't be so quick
to judge me.
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But I'm not talking
about pierced hard on.
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Oh, oh, don't hurt
me, don't hurt me.
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Consider this pleasure.
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Let's get down to business.
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Now I don't mind preparing the ball
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but one thing I will not
do, and I don't know
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how capable you are,
and that is tell him
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the facts of life.
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The boy knows absolutely
nothing about sex.
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♫ There was a time when
my scepter would climb
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♫ Whene's a sweet lass came my way
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♫ If the damsel was built,
the tilt of my kilt
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♫ Was a bold invitation to play
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♫ But now the thrill's
faded, his highness is jaded
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♫ I'm rather a sad, royal bloke
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♫ Girls plead for the
chance to fondle my lance
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♫ And I just fall
asleep in mid-stroke
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♫ With many of them,
I have tried S and M
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♫ But I get no kick from the pain
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♫ And though you may think
I'm not one for a kink
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♫ I once made it with a Great Dane
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♫ I can't raise a bulge in my tunic
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♫ Per chance I'm becoming a eunuch
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♫ Or am I headed
straight for the day
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♫ When I'm blissfully
happy and gay?
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♫ I've known more delights
than King Arthur has knights
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♫ My sex life is legend to some
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♫ But I've lost my touch
and I dread it very much
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♫ The day when my
kingdom won't come
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♫ Kingdom won't come
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♫ My kingdom won't come
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♫ Can't get my kingdom to come
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I don't care if the
prince can't come.
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My pee-pee's getting very hard.
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Hi majesty the kind
and her highness the queen
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proclaim a great ball.
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In honor of the
birthday of the prince
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who will choose a bride.
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A bride.
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From all the
fair maidens of the land.
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We gotta get ready for the ball.
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Forget it, you're pregnant.
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Is your father about?
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My business is with him.
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He's out setting
beaver traps, my lord.
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Beaver traps?
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There's no beaver in this
part of the country.
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What do you call
this then, my lord?
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The fern.
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A bush?
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A bush?
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A beaver, my lord.
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Beaver?
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Fern, bush, beaver?
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Bush, beaver, fern.
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Then put your beaver
next to her bush.
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Yes, my lord.
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Now that's a fern.
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Ere here, ere here, my lord.
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What are you doing?
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With me two lovely birds.
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Birds, birds, birds.
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It was a hot and long
journey, I thirst,
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I stop for a pot of water.
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For you, sir.
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Invitations from his royal
highness the prince,
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inviting your daughters
to the great ball
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in honor of his birthday.
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The prince is born.
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The prince is born,
my little birds.
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Oh, we broke the balls, eh, now.
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You're so gorgeous,
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you drive me insane.
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And you, my lovely, I could
eat you up, you're so scrummy.
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I must come closer.
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Closer, yes.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Ooh.
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Yes.
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It's true.
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Could I do it to you.
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♫ Sweet, sexy and seductive are we
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♫ Hot honeys of the highest degree
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♫ Live, luscious
ladies lying in wait
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♫ We're so fine that it
must have been fate!
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♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:44,389
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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♫ Where could you find
two sensuous sisters
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♫ It's evident no
man could resist us
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♫ Right from the very
moment he kissed us
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♫ That the fool is
a prisoner of love
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♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:17:09,186 --> 00:17:12,429
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:15,648
♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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♫ When we're done with him,
that man's not the same
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♫ But each one of them
is glad that he came
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♫ Yeah, even though
we talk a good game
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♫ It's been years
since we had us a man
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♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:47,750
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:50,970
♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:54,553
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:57,555
♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:17:57,556 --> 00:18:01,138
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:04,213
♫ Do it, do it, do it to me
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00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:07,863
♫ Do it, do it, do it now
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The Lord Chamberlain.
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My lord.
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Fetch your father.
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My business is with him.
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He's out chopping wood.
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For the hearth, my lord.
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Hearth.
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Hearth, my lord.
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Very well.
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Some wine, my lord?
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Yes.
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00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:15,653
And fetch me an apple.
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Anything wrong, my lord?
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00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:26,926
No.
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Have you binding?
257
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,718
Isn't he paying
taxes, is that it?
258
00:20:57,719 --> 00:21:01,107
Oh please, please
don't harm my father.
259
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:04,303
He's a good man.
260
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,716
And our mother died,
he's all we've got.
261
00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:10,694
At least kill us when
our father is done.
262
00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:25,020
Please, oh please,
please my lord, I'll,
263
00:21:26,504 --> 00:21:29,458
I'll do anything, spare my father.
264
00:21:30,425 --> 00:21:32,361
We'll do anything.
265
00:21:33,232 --> 00:21:34,534
For our father.
266
00:25:35,147 --> 00:25:38,898
I shan't wait for
your father any longer.
267
00:25:38,899 --> 00:25:41,679
When he returns, give him these.
268
00:25:44,031 --> 00:25:45,676
What are they?
269
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:46,719
Read them.
270
00:25:56,692 --> 00:26:00,444
His royal highness the
prince has the honor to invite
271
00:26:00,445 --> 00:26:03,615
your daughter to the
great ball he is giving
272
00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:05,615
on the 13th day before.
273
00:26:09,209 --> 00:26:11,121
Why that pompous.
274
00:26:11,122 --> 00:26:12,164
Poop.
275
00:26:19,643 --> 00:26:21,603
Whoa, Glump, whoa.
276
00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:27,147
Hey, Glump, you're the
best trained horse
277
00:26:27,148 --> 00:26:28,451
in the kingdom.
278
00:26:38,793 --> 00:26:40,791
Oh, Lord Chamberlain.
279
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:44,456
What a pleasant surprise.
280
00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:54,455
I think not, madame.
281
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:58,800
Oh, do, do, do come in.
282
00:27:05,026 --> 00:27:06,329
Do, do come in.
283
00:27:16,647 --> 00:27:20,382
My god, three flew
over the cuckoos nest.
284
00:27:35,118 --> 00:27:38,749
With your kind permission,
madame, may I present
285
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,878
these invitations
to your daughters.
286
00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:07,557
And pretty girl, what
might your name be?
287
00:28:07,558 --> 00:28:09,643
My name is Cinderella.
288
00:28:10,754 --> 00:28:13,882
She deaf.
289
00:28:15,451 --> 00:28:19,129
We cannot wait, my Lord, we
cannot thank you enough.
290
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:23,475
This would be the biggest
ball of them all.
291
00:28:24,941 --> 00:28:26,591
You have no idea.
292
00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:31,578
Do, do, do.
293
00:28:38,814 --> 00:28:40,410
Tell us.
294
00:28:47,117 --> 00:28:50,592
♫ His majesty, the king
295
00:28:51,692 --> 00:28:54,112
♫ Is going to do his thing
296
00:28:54,113 --> 00:28:57,840
♫ He's going to have a royal ball
297
00:28:57,841 --> 00:28:59,753
♫ His highness sincerely begs us to
298
00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:01,521
♫ Invite the social register
299
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:05,866
♫ Only if they'll
come one, come all
300
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,696
♫ Her majesty, the queen
301
00:29:10,697 --> 00:29:14,375
♫ Will really dig this scene
302
00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:18,127
♫ She's anxious for a royal ball
303
00:29:18,128 --> 00:29:20,113
♫ It's been so many months, you see
304
00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,711
♫ It happened only once, you see
305
00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:26,056
♫ She wants it to
be large, not small
306
00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:29,312
♫ The kingdom will be festive
307
00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,612
♫ With wine flowing everywhere
308
00:29:31,613 --> 00:29:34,760
♫ And feasting all around
309
00:29:34,761 --> 00:29:37,132
♫ There'll be many a buxom maiden
310
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,342
♫ And many a handsome lad
311
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:41,780
♫ And frolicking will abound
312
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:45,599
♫ His majesty, the prince
313
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,109
♫ This part of it makes me wince
314
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:52,886
♫ Will announce in
front of one and all
315
00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:54,944
♫ He's looking for
someone great to be
316
00:29:54,945 --> 00:29:56,663
♫ His future mate, you see
317
00:29:56,664 --> 00:30:01,009
♫ In simpler words, the royal ball
318
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:15,231
I'm gonna wear
my gigantic steeple hat
319
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:16,635
with the big wings.
320
00:30:16,636 --> 00:30:20,750
And I'm gonna wear my ruby
breast flattering.
321
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,705
I'm gonna wear my blue and gold.
322
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,152
Glump.
323
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,977
What should I wear?
324
00:30:49,852 --> 00:30:53,264
Yes, Cinderella does
need something to wear
325
00:30:53,265 --> 00:30:54,911
to the ball.
326
00:30:54,912 --> 00:30:58,647
But first, of course,
she must be washed.
327
00:31:12,051 --> 00:31:13,094
Glump.
328
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:21,131
Oh look.
329
00:31:22,317 --> 00:31:23,794
Here's some soap.
330
00:31:25,366 --> 00:31:26,909
That's
not soap, that's.
331
00:31:26,937 --> 00:31:27,980
Yes.
332
00:31:36,745 --> 00:31:39,178
Lovely fragrant bath powder.
333
00:31:44,662 --> 00:31:46,834
Berry juice for her lips.
334
00:31:50,229 --> 00:31:52,575
Ooh, coming along nicely.
335
00:31:54,297 --> 00:31:57,250
Now jewels for tiara.
336
00:32:04,053 --> 00:32:05,096
Oh shit.
337
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:24,460
Cinderella, it's gorgeous.
338
00:32:24,461 --> 00:32:25,696
Stunning.
339
00:32:25,697 --> 00:32:27,075
It's you.
340
00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:28,466
It's really you.
341
00:32:32,596 --> 00:32:36,323
Cinderella, will you stop
wasting your sisters' time.
342
00:32:36,324 --> 00:32:38,526
They must get ready for the ball.
343
00:32:38,527 --> 00:32:41,044
You should be helping them,
not distracting them.
344
00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:42,522
Ungrateful child.
345
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:51,429
Glump.
346
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:55,427
Bitch leg, I promise you
I won't sing anymore.
347
00:32:57,362 --> 00:32:58,665
Give me that.
348
00:33:01,284 --> 00:33:03,543
It's getting cold in here.
349
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:29,644
We should have
been Charlie's Angels.
350
00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:36,582
Cinderella,
we're off to the ball.
351
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:40,927
But please do wait for us.
352
00:36:53,165 --> 00:36:55,000
Thief, he robbed
the old.
353
00:36:55,028 --> 00:36:56,795
Thief, thief, thief.
354
00:36:56,796 --> 00:37:00,135
He robbed my sister, thief, thief.
355
00:37:02,267 --> 00:37:04,130
Thief, over there, over there.
356
00:37:04,131 --> 00:37:05,510
Stop, get him.
357
00:37:05,511 --> 00:37:07,011
Thief.
358
00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:09,795
Thief, thief, thief.
359
00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:11,683
He robbed my grandmother.
360
00:37:11,684 --> 00:37:12,727
Thief.
361
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,186
Police, police, thief.
362
00:37:23,183 --> 00:37:24,345
Who are you?
363
00:37:24,346 --> 00:37:25,389
Who am I?
364
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:28,996
Who are you?
365
00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:33,327
Well, I'm Cinderella.
366
00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:37,673
Oh, if you're Cinderella,
I'm your fairy godmother.
367
00:37:40,082 --> 00:37:42,114
You're my fairy godmother?
368
00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:43,906
Sure am.
369
00:37:43,907 --> 00:37:46,109
But where's your wings?
370
00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:47,153
Wings?
371
00:37:48,072 --> 00:37:52,380
Oh, my wings were clipped
a long time ago.
372
00:37:52,381 --> 00:37:53,423
Oh.
373
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:58,407
But isn't a fairy godmother
supposed to be a woman?
374
00:37:58,408 --> 00:38:01,507
Child that didn't even
know what fairy means.
375
00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:04,435
Well a fairy can go
both ways, mama.
376
00:38:04,436 --> 00:38:08,085
Oh, well I'm glad to
see you, of course,
377
00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:13,556
but you're not at all like
they described you to me.
378
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:15,347
When I was little, I mean.
379
00:38:15,348 --> 00:38:19,258
I was told that my fairy
godmother was, well,
380
00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,319
fair skinned.
381
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:26,677
Well, you know my
sweet, of fairies,
382
00:38:26,678 --> 00:38:28,517
we follow the seasons.
383
00:38:28,518 --> 00:38:31,931
I just came from a long
vacation in an island
384
00:38:31,932 --> 00:38:33,408
and in the sun all day long.
385
00:38:33,409 --> 00:38:35,829
That's why I'm a little
on the dark side.
386
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,985
You know what I mean?
387
00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:40,158
But let's talk about you.
388
00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,902
How's my little godchild doing?
389
00:38:43,903 --> 00:38:46,770
Not very well, fairy godmother.
390
00:38:50,439 --> 00:38:52,641
You've been crying.
391
00:38:52,642 --> 00:38:55,377
What's the matter, huh?
392
00:38:55,378 --> 00:38:57,750
My stepmother and
stepsisters have been very
393
00:38:57,751 --> 00:38:59,082
mean to me lately.
394
00:38:59,083 --> 00:39:01,091
Tonight's the great ball
at the palace and...
395
00:39:01,092 --> 00:39:03,874
I know.
396
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,150
The Lord Chamberlain
invited me himself,
397
00:39:06,151 --> 00:39:09,007
but my stepmother threw it
in the fire and it burned.
398
00:39:09,008 --> 00:39:13,967
That's stepmother of
yours, she's a real mother.
399
00:39:13,968 --> 00:39:15,540
No, she's my stepmother.
400
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:17,418
You see, my father
remarried before he died...
401
00:39:17,446 --> 00:39:20,358
No no no no no no, cool it mama.
402
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:21,955
Lay your story on me.
403
00:39:21,956 --> 00:39:25,660
Why won't they let you
go to the ball, huh?
404
00:39:25,661 --> 00:39:27,936
I am too dirty and ugly.
405
00:39:27,937 --> 00:39:31,688
Well, why, I meant you do
have a little crud on you.
406
00:39:31,689 --> 00:39:32,732
Yes sir.
407
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,585
But I know, that's enough bad.
408
00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:36,629
Well, here.
409
00:39:37,983 --> 00:39:39,967
Oh, thank you.
410
00:39:39,968 --> 00:39:42,921
Besides, I couldn't go
in these rags, anyway.
411
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,472
Never mind the rags, mama.
412
00:39:47,473 --> 00:39:50,935
And about that ugly
face, you got something
413
00:39:50,936 --> 00:39:53,283
nobody at the ball has got.
414
00:39:53,284 --> 00:39:56,599
You got tits and ass.
415
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,262
Yeah, you can go to the ball naked,
416
00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:03,499
and make them all look like frogs.
417
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,266
Anyway, loosen up now.
418
00:40:05,267 --> 00:40:06,913
We got to do something about that.
419
00:40:06,914 --> 00:40:09,382
Yeah, mama, and you're
still going to the ball.
420
00:40:09,383 --> 00:40:11,004
I'll handle that.
421
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,255
Do you have a little
something to drink, huh,
422
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,041
do you?
423
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,711
We have
some goat's milk.
424
00:40:20,739 --> 00:40:21,486
Goat's milk.
425
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,600
Are you a fool?
426
00:40:22,601 --> 00:40:23,469
It means that mother
got a little something
427
00:40:23,469 --> 00:40:24,338
in the medicine cabinet, huh.
428
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,547
Which is?
429
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,590
I never heard of that...
430
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,671
How about some smoke, dear?
431
00:40:30,414 --> 00:40:31,527
The yard's full in back.
432
00:40:31,528 --> 00:40:34,395
No, honey, I mean, Flugel weed.
433
00:40:36,031 --> 00:40:37,531
You sure do talk funny.
434
00:40:37,532 --> 00:40:38,935
What weed?
435
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,412
Are you going on up?
436
00:40:40,413 --> 00:40:45,568
Take a bath and leave the
rest to your fairy godmother.
437
00:40:57,165 --> 00:40:58,715
♫ I have looted half the kingdom
438
00:40:58,716 --> 00:41:03,060
♫ And I've stolen everything
from art to zebras
439
00:41:04,259 --> 00:41:05,510
♫ They were very little zebras
440
00:41:05,539 --> 00:41:06,945
♫ Proving I'm not prejudiced
441
00:41:06,946 --> 00:41:10,819
♫ I've ripped off
Saggitarians and Libras
442
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:12,804
♫ The Libras owned the zebras
443
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:16,460
♫ If you can't keep
up with the prices
444
00:41:16,461 --> 00:41:19,994
♫ I'll tell you what
this fairy's advice is
445
00:41:19,995 --> 00:41:22,294
♫ You got to grab it
446
00:41:22,295 --> 00:41:23,674
♫ And fence it while you can
447
00:41:23,675 --> 00:41:26,023
♫ It's a livin'
448
00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:27,523
♫ So stick it to the man
449
00:41:27,524 --> 00:41:29,581
♫ Gotta grab it
450
00:41:29,582 --> 00:41:31,130
♫ If bread is what you lack
451
00:41:31,131 --> 00:41:33,599
♫ It's called a livin'
452
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,747
♫ So slip it in your pack
453
00:41:36,748 --> 00:41:40,136
♫ Won't my family be surprised
454
00:41:40,138 --> 00:41:43,986
♫ When I make my debut
455
00:41:43,987 --> 00:41:48,150
♫ They just won't
believe their eyes
456
00:41:48,151 --> 00:41:51,781
♫ And I'm sure they'll say too
457
00:41:51,782 --> 00:41:53,856
♫ Shove it in your Gucci sack
458
00:41:53,857 --> 00:41:57,246
♫ And load it on the
back of both your zebras
459
00:41:57,247 --> 00:41:59,473
♫ I couldn't fence the zebras
460
00:41:59,474 --> 00:42:01,386
♫ My stash of ladies underwear
461
00:42:01,387 --> 00:42:05,235
♫ Has even got a pair
of double D bras
462
00:42:05,236 --> 00:42:07,317
♫ I put them on the zebras
463
00:42:07,318 --> 00:42:10,924
♫ At every other
trade, I'm inept, so
464
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:14,798
♫ I guess I'll spend
my days as a klepto
465
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,904
♫ I'm gonna grab it
466
00:42:16,905 --> 00:42:18,949
♫ And fence it while I
can, because it's a living
467
00:42:18,977 --> 00:42:21,845
♫ You got to stick it to the man
468
00:42:21,846 --> 00:42:24,338
♫ So better grab it
469
00:42:24,339 --> 00:42:25,742
♫ If bread is what you lack
470
00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:27,775
♫ It's called a livin'
471
00:42:27,776 --> 00:42:30,947
♫ So I slip it in my pack
472
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:34,820
♫ With a fairy for a friend
473
00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:38,598
♫ I've no worries since he'll
474
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:42,821
♫ See that there's a happy end
475
00:42:42,822 --> 00:42:46,550
♫ And I know the prince will
476
00:42:46,551 --> 00:42:49,914
♫ Grab it and put it in your sack
477
00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:51,536
♫ Livin'
478
00:42:51,537 --> 00:42:53,449
♫ Uh-huh
479
00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:56,838
♫ Grab it and put it in your sack
480
00:42:56,839 --> 00:42:58,969
♫ Livin'
481
00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:01,026
♫ Uh-huh
482
00:43:01,027 --> 00:43:04,319
♫ Grab it and put it in your sack
483
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,498
♫ Livin'
484
00:43:06,499 --> 00:43:08,725
♫ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
485
00:43:08,726 --> 00:43:11,269
♫ Grab it and put it in the sack
486
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:13,835
♫ Livin'
487
00:43:13,836 --> 00:43:16,812
♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh
488
00:43:16,813 --> 00:43:20,185
♫ Grab it Oh my, look.
489
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,089
Remember I said tits and ass.
490
00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:31,871
You got a face to with it, yeah.
491
00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,304
But now, what?
492
00:43:37,121 --> 00:43:38,164
Now what?
493
00:43:39,081 --> 00:43:42,543
Ah, I'll tell you what.
494
00:43:42,544 --> 00:43:44,383
What good will a fairy
godmother be if he
495
00:43:44,384 --> 00:43:46,634
couldn't help his godchild.
496
00:43:46,635 --> 00:43:50,387
Let him go on and see
what's in his bag.
497
00:43:50,388 --> 00:43:53,429
We're gonna do something about you.
498
00:44:10,845 --> 00:44:13,538
Yeah, I'll save this for later.
499
00:44:18,882 --> 00:44:20,987
I don't know what the hell it is,
500
00:44:20,988 --> 00:44:23,408
I'll save it for my
next garage sale.
501
00:44:23,409 --> 00:44:26,102
Those people will buy anything.
502
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,278
Oh is that your magic wand?
503
00:44:34,279 --> 00:44:35,322
My what?
504
00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,208
Oh, oh, of course.
505
00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:41,710
That's what it is.
506
00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:43,138
Let's see now.
507
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,293
Which wand is this?
508
00:44:45,294 --> 00:44:48,319
I have several, you know.
509
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,249
Could you, could you read this?
510
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:54,106
My eyes are a little
bad in the dark.
511
00:44:54,107 --> 00:44:58,996
This wand can perform
miracles for good causes only.
512
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:03,168
Caution, all miracles null
and void at midnight.
513
00:45:04,105 --> 00:45:06,912
Keep out of reach of children.
514
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,212
Does it really work?
515
00:45:09,213 --> 00:45:11,561
That's what it says.
516
00:45:11,562 --> 00:45:13,376
Could we try it on my hair?
517
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,549
It's all wet and stringy.
518
00:45:19,357 --> 00:45:21,268
I'll give it a shot.
519
00:45:25,603 --> 00:45:27,200
Stand back, mama.
520
00:45:27,201 --> 00:45:29,286
This is some heavy shit.
521
00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:42,463
Chili, sweet potato pie.
522
00:45:42,464 --> 00:45:46,808
Change that
girly bitch in my eye.
523
00:46:04,785 --> 00:46:06,866
Damn, it works.
524
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,430
This thing ain't going
in no garage sale.
525
00:46:20,715 --> 00:46:23,740
Fairy godmother, you've done it.
526
00:46:23,741 --> 00:46:27,396
Sure, I did.
527
00:46:27,397 --> 00:46:28,728
Come here, baby.
528
00:46:28,729 --> 00:46:31,161
Come on to your sweet daddy.
529
00:46:32,214 --> 00:46:36,377
Wait, oh no, I can't
get into the palace
530
00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:38,289
without my invitation.
531
00:46:39,308 --> 00:46:42,436
You ain't gonna
give up that easy.
532
00:46:51,316 --> 00:46:53,904
Pasta.
533
00:46:53,906 --> 00:46:54,948
Lasagna.
534
00:46:58,893 --> 00:47:01,821
Bring the invitation out the fire.
535
00:47:07,318 --> 00:47:11,662
Fairy godmother,
you've done it again.
536
00:47:15,694 --> 00:47:19,169
Hey mama, don't you
have any pumpkins?
537
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:23,295
No, we've got some watermelons.
538
00:47:24,361 --> 00:47:26,248
Watermelons?
539
00:47:26,249 --> 00:47:27,823
Yeah.
540
00:47:27,824 --> 00:47:30,339
Sure, I hate to waste one.
541
00:47:30,341 --> 00:47:33,463
All we gotta do is
find some horses.
542
00:47:33,464 --> 00:47:35,085
Any rests around here?
543
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,635
No.
544
00:47:37,653 --> 00:47:39,975
I haven't seen any all year.
545
00:47:39,976 --> 00:47:41,887
But we've got lots of snails.
546
00:47:41,888 --> 00:47:44,019
Snails?
547
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,850
Yeah, but that sure gonna
be a drag.
548
00:47:46,851 --> 00:47:47,894
Get it?
549
00:47:51,984 --> 00:47:56,329
Okay, little snails, soon
you'll be eating oats and hay.
550
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,328
Step back, mama.
551
00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:02,372
Go on.
552
00:48:08,907 --> 00:48:10,746
Ride them high.
553
00:48:10,747 --> 00:48:11,964
Ride them low.
554
00:48:12,853 --> 00:48:16,894
However you ride them,
ride them with so.
555
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,951
It's beautiful.
556
00:48:28,952 --> 00:48:31,420
Oh, fairy godmother,
it's beautiful.
557
00:48:32,704 --> 00:48:34,301
White sails, black horses.
558
00:48:34,303 --> 00:48:35,432
Ride on wild.
559
00:48:36,409 --> 00:48:38,611
All we need now is a coachman.
560
00:48:38,612 --> 00:48:40,838
You're looking at him, honey.
561
00:48:40,839 --> 00:48:43,767
Oh, fairy godmother,
you're wonderful.
562
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:46,454
I guess we're all ready.
563
00:48:46,455 --> 00:48:48,294
Now quite, child.
564
00:48:48,295 --> 00:48:51,126
Step inside this coach here.
565
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:59,938
Pull up that dress
of yours child.
566
00:48:59,939 --> 00:49:01,101
What for?
567
00:49:01,102 --> 00:49:03,231
Did I ever tell you?
568
00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,882
Pull up that dress.
569
00:49:11,512 --> 00:49:15,769
And split those legs.
570
00:49:24,198 --> 00:49:28,368
The better be tight.
571
00:49:42,887 --> 00:49:45,064
What was that for?
572
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:48,769
They have tits and ass, and
a pretty face.
573
00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:53,114
But then I gave you as
napping pussy.
574
00:49:55,547 --> 00:49:56,589
What for?
575
00:49:56,590 --> 00:49:57,842
You'll find out soon enough.
576
00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,051
And when you do.
577
00:50:00,052 --> 00:50:04,396
You'll thank me for it.
578
00:50:11,212 --> 00:50:15,448
I could use a bottle of
Dom Perignon champagne.
579
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:18,450
What?
580
00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:19,668
Do your stuff.
581
00:50:38,207 --> 00:50:39,732
Shit.
582
00:50:39,733 --> 00:50:42,513
Does wine only work for honkies?
583
00:50:44,495 --> 00:50:46,667
Goddamn, get on up there.
584
00:50:55,607 --> 00:50:57,277
Just a moment, my darling.
585
00:50:57,278 --> 00:50:59,504
Yes, my sweetheart.
586
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,804
You must promise me
one thing, my darling.
587
00:51:01,805 --> 00:51:04,370
What is that, my sweetheart?
588
00:51:04,372 --> 00:51:07,566
You must control your
insatiable appetite tonight.
589
00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:10,665
Oh, I promise not to eat
any starters whatsoever,
590
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,044
my sweetheart.
591
00:51:12,045 --> 00:51:13,497
I don't mean food, my darling.
592
00:51:13,499 --> 00:51:15,845
I mean.
593
00:51:17,202 --> 00:51:18,419
Sex, sex, sex.
594
00:51:19,357 --> 00:51:20,711
Oh, dear.
595
00:51:21,802 --> 00:51:23,810
This is a very
important occasion.
596
00:51:23,811 --> 00:51:26,134
And we cannot afford
do jeopardize it.
597
00:51:26,135 --> 00:51:28,545
But how could we
possibly jeopardize
598
00:51:28,546 --> 00:51:30,966
the prince's birthday?
599
00:51:30,967 --> 00:51:34,477
I refer to the loan our
country's trying to obtain
600
00:51:34,478 --> 00:51:35,518
from the king.
601
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:38,447
We must be on our best
behavior tonight.
602
00:51:38,448 --> 00:51:40,892
Well then, you stick
very close to me, darling,
603
00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:42,175
and you protect me.
604
00:51:42,177 --> 00:51:43,434
You know how the slightest.
605
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,719
Little thing can just
set me right off.
606
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,729
I will, my darling.
607
00:51:49,730 --> 00:51:52,125
Now, well, get in.
608
00:51:53,554 --> 00:51:54,789
Get in.
609
00:51:54,790 --> 00:51:56,095
Yes, yes, yes.
610
00:51:56,096 --> 00:51:57,403
Open the door, you fool.
611
00:52:01,592 --> 00:52:02,635
Swine.
612
00:52:09,605 --> 00:52:12,437
Get off, coachman, get off.
613
00:52:50,448 --> 00:52:51,511
Hit those rocks.
614
00:52:51,512 --> 00:52:54,271
Darling, control yourself.
615
00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:55,505
I can't.
616
00:52:57,951 --> 00:52:59,950
Oh here, hold my hands.
617
00:53:02,274 --> 00:53:03,338
Now hold my breasts.
618
00:53:03,339 --> 00:53:04,208
Sit still.
619
00:53:06,723 --> 00:53:08,707
Take your hands off me.
620
00:53:10,402 --> 00:53:11,467
Halt.
621
00:53:12,581 --> 00:53:13,624
Don't.
622
00:53:15,099 --> 00:53:16,142
Stop.
623
00:53:17,108 --> 00:53:18,151
Don't.
624
00:53:18,899 --> 00:53:19,942
Stop.
625
00:53:20,716 --> 00:53:22,312
Don't.
626
00:53:24,565 --> 00:53:25,607
Stop, stop.
627
00:53:46,272 --> 00:53:47,773
Oh, oh, oh yes,
ride me hard, yes.
628
00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:53,185
I've got something of a tummy.
629
00:53:54,429 --> 00:53:55,298
Oh yes, oh yes.
630
00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:56,166
Wait a little for me wait.
631
00:53:59,951 --> 00:54:01,255
Oh yeah, yeah.
632
00:54:01,256 --> 00:54:02,125
Wait, wait.
633
00:54:58,923 --> 00:55:01,790
Damn prince's skateboard.
634
00:55:03,790 --> 00:55:04,919
How quaint.
635
00:55:09,237 --> 00:55:12,068
You shall pay for
your clumsiness.
636
00:55:13,062 --> 00:55:14,105
Both of you.
637
00:56:01,287 --> 00:56:03,839
We're going to the ball.
638
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,709
Or you think I'm going to the ball.
639
00:56:28,495 --> 00:56:30,963
Let the dancing begin.
640
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,318
Oh no.
641
00:58:34,319 --> 00:58:35,361
Ha.
642
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:37,860
Look at him.
643
00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:41,200
He's gorgeous.
644
00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:46,761
What do you think?
645
00:58:46,762 --> 00:58:47,805
10 inches?
646
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:51,167
Quite cute.
647
00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:53,080
Eight inches, no more.
648
00:58:57,512 --> 00:58:58,575
10.
649
00:58:58,576 --> 00:58:59,665
Eight.
650
00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:00,682
10.
651
00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:01,868
Eight.
652
00:59:01,869 --> 00:59:04,215
Nine and a half at least.
653
00:59:57,841 --> 01:00:00,503
The prince will now choose a
partner for the next dance.
654
01:00:00,504 --> 01:00:01,547
Shmuck.
655
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,660
I've met all the beautiful
maidens of the kingdom.
656
01:00:40,661 --> 01:00:43,614
But never have I seen you before.
657
01:00:43,615 --> 01:00:44,920
I know.
658
01:00:44,921 --> 01:00:47,681
You're a visitor from
another kingdom.
659
01:00:47,682 --> 01:00:49,787
No, my prince.
660
01:00:49,788 --> 01:00:51,651
What is your name?
661
01:00:51,652 --> 01:00:54,871
My name is Cinde...
Never mind.
662
01:00:54,872 --> 01:00:56,323
The night is young.
663
01:00:56,324 --> 01:00:58,696
You will tell me later.
664
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,217
I love the mystery about you.
665
01:01:02,739 --> 01:01:05,693
Tonight, I dance with no one else.
666
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,589
If I can't play in the palace,
667
01:02:08,590 --> 01:02:10,067
I'm gonna rob it.
668
01:02:29,821 --> 01:02:33,524
If I can't be a king, I'm
sure I don't smell like one.
669
01:02:45,653 --> 01:02:47,880
I bet he likes dogs.
670
01:02:47,881 --> 01:02:49,163
Right.
671
01:02:49,164 --> 01:02:50,252
That's why...
672
01:02:50,253 --> 01:02:51,588
Why are we doing here?
673
01:02:51,616 --> 01:02:53,497
This dog show here today.
674
01:02:53,498 --> 01:02:54,541
Creep.
675
01:02:58,727 --> 01:03:01,170
And now, fair ladies,
the game you've been
676
01:03:01,172 --> 01:03:02,963
waiting for all evening.
677
01:03:02,964 --> 01:03:04,609
Backgammon.
678
01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:06,037
Here are the rules.
679
01:03:06,038 --> 01:03:09,233
When the pointer spins
and points at a maiden,
680
01:03:09,234 --> 01:03:11,920
she will come behind
the screen to my bed
681
01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:14,180
and them bow to my wishes.
682
01:03:15,237 --> 01:03:18,142
I will now put my blindfold on.
683
01:03:18,143 --> 01:03:22,184
Any of you who do not
wish to play the game,
684
01:03:22,185 --> 01:03:23,589
may leave.
685
01:03:23,590 --> 01:03:27,934
And forever hold your piece.
686
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:37,494
You play it down on my
gal, I'll pull your ass
687
01:06:37,495 --> 01:06:40,327
all over your head and
make your dumb ass.
688
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,218
You.
689
01:06:44,219 --> 01:06:45,937
Now get out.
690
01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:05,768
Hello.
691
01:12:12,924 --> 01:12:15,010
Don't smear my lipstick.
692
01:12:44,393 --> 01:12:45,436
Oh not me.
693
01:15:04,974 --> 01:15:06,765
The sensation.
694
01:15:06,766 --> 01:15:07,809
It snaps.
695
01:15:13,326 --> 01:15:15,498
Fairy, fairy godmother.
696
01:15:16,377 --> 01:15:19,070
Yes, he gave me snapping pussy.
697
01:15:21,678 --> 01:15:23,783
A snapping pussy.
698
01:15:23,784 --> 01:15:26,471
The kingdom has a snapper.
699
01:15:26,472 --> 01:15:30,489
A snapper, the kingdom
has a snapper.
700
01:15:30,490 --> 01:15:31,533
Chamberlain.
701
01:15:33,491 --> 01:15:35,835
A snapper.
702
01:15:43,436 --> 01:15:45,612
Do you know what I'm smelling.
703
01:15:45,614 --> 01:15:48,493
I smell a snapping pussy.
704
01:15:48,494 --> 01:15:51,859
Why you don't got
no snapping pussy.
705
01:15:56,411 --> 01:15:57,452
Snapper.
706
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:09,968
A snapping pussy.
707
01:16:09,969 --> 01:16:11,638
Chamberlain.
708
01:16:11,639 --> 01:16:12,680
A snapping.
709
01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:18,225
It's time.
710
01:16:20,935 --> 01:16:22,048
It's time.
711
01:16:22,049 --> 01:16:23,161
Time up, mama.
712
01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,711
Time, time, time.
713
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:27,834
Time, time, time.
714
01:16:27,835 --> 01:16:28,878
It's time.
715
01:16:30,012 --> 01:16:31,055
Snapper.
716
01:16:31,056 --> 01:16:32,506
A snapper.
717
01:16:32,507 --> 01:16:33,550
The snapper.
718
01:16:34,492 --> 01:16:35,992
Let go, man.
719
01:16:37,107 --> 01:16:38,389
Let go snapper.
720
01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:39,433
Mine.
721
01:16:47,832 --> 01:16:49,417
♫ In all my years as
king of this land
722
01:16:49,445 --> 01:16:50,930
♫ I've led an unusual life
723
01:16:50,931 --> 01:16:52,474
♫ I've run into many
a beast in which
724
01:16:52,502 --> 01:16:54,488
♫ Not the least of which is my wife
725
01:16:54,489 --> 01:16:56,280
♫ But now a young
maiden has come along
726
01:16:56,281 --> 01:16:58,120
♫ And she's made my spirit rise
727
01:16:58,121 --> 01:16:59,766
♫ With a rare and wondrous talent
728
01:16:59,767 --> 01:17:03,252
♫ That lies betwixt her thighs
729
01:17:03,254 --> 01:17:06,121
♫ Ooh, a snapper
730
01:17:09,156 --> 01:17:10,198
♫ Want to trap her
731
01:17:10,199 --> 01:17:11,409
♫ Although I'm rather envious
732
01:17:11,437 --> 01:17:12,960
♫ I also brim with pride
733
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:14,437
♫ That lucky son-of-a-bitch
734
01:17:14,438 --> 01:17:18,782
♫ Has found a snapper for his bride
735
01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:27,510
♫ It's always a rare occasion
when the king takes me to bed
736
01:17:27,511 --> 01:17:31,574
♫ Once we're there, I find he's
soft, not only in the head
737
01:17:31,575 --> 01:17:33,729
♫ But now he swells
about what dwells
738
01:17:33,730 --> 01:17:35,011
♫ Within this maiden's lap
739
01:17:35,012 --> 01:17:36,828
♫ The only thing he'll get from her
740
01:17:36,829 --> 01:17:39,417
♫ Is a common case of clap
741
01:17:39,418 --> 01:17:42,460
♫ Oh, that snapper
742
01:17:45,205 --> 01:17:46,559
♫ Want to slap her
743
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,103
♫ If I should catch
her with the king
744
01:17:48,132 --> 01:17:49,755
♫ I'll tear her limb from limb
745
01:17:49,756 --> 01:17:54,101
♫ And if the prince is fortunate,
I'll save a piece for him
746
01:18:26,894 --> 01:18:28,393
♫ The royal family's in a state
747
01:18:28,394 --> 01:18:30,306
♫ That's best described as shock
748
01:18:30,307 --> 01:18:32,017
♫ The prince is running
through the halls
749
01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:33,720
♫ Behaving like a schmuck
750
01:18:33,721 --> 01:18:35,245
♫ The king is fleeing
from the queen
751
01:18:35,246 --> 01:18:37,133
♫ Not anxious to be crowned
752
01:18:37,134 --> 01:18:41,054
♫ The mystery wench departed
and she's nowhere to be found
753
01:18:41,055 --> 01:18:44,614
♫ Oh, that snapper
754
01:18:44,615 --> 01:18:47,930
♫ We'll kidnap her
755
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:50,569
♫ The prince must now conduct
a search through hovels
756
01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:51,731
♫ Homes and huts
757
01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:55,629
♫ In order to retrieve the lass
who sheathed his royal putz
758
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:58,607
♫ Oh, that snapper
759
01:18:58,608 --> 01:19:02,214
♫ We'll kidnap her
760
01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:04,005
♫ The prince will now
conduct a search
761
01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:06,063
♫ Through hovels, homes and huts
762
01:19:06,065 --> 01:19:10,409
♫ In order to retrieve the lass
who sheathed his royal putz
763
01:20:17,409 --> 01:20:19,078
Good news travels fast.
764
01:20:19,079 --> 01:20:20,122
I know.
765
01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:27,673
Why don't you put inside
where it's a little stabler.
766
01:20:27,674 --> 01:20:30,215
Then you know what we seek?
767
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,442
If this glass slipper
should fit one
768
01:20:32,443 --> 01:20:34,597
of your lovely daughters,
then they will the bride
769
01:20:34,598 --> 01:20:35,814
of the prince.
770
01:20:37,478 --> 01:20:41,109
That is, if they can
pass the final test.
771
01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:42,413
A final test?
772
01:20:43,725 --> 01:20:46,289
My good man, why don't
we leave the prince
773
01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:48,856
and your lovely daughters alone.
774
01:20:48,857 --> 01:20:52,076
I'm sure they'd be
more at ease that way.
775
01:20:52,077 --> 01:20:56,422
Oh of course, my lord.
776
01:21:16,673 --> 01:21:18,391
Is it nice there in the palace?
777
01:21:18,392 --> 01:21:20,564
Will I like living there?
778
01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:24,831
It fits both of you.
779
01:21:26,672 --> 01:21:28,583
Tell the truth, girls.
780
01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:31,683
Were one of you one of the ones
781
01:21:31,684 --> 01:21:35,265
who left me behind
that screen during
782
01:21:35,266 --> 01:21:37,614
our little game last night?
783
01:21:37,615 --> 01:21:39,787
Yes we were, my prince.
784
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,345
When she held me with you
know, it was like a vice.
785
01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,363
Her charms did indeed snap at me.
786
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:54,267
Well mine snaps and crackles.
787
01:21:54,268 --> 01:21:55,657
And mine pops.
788
01:21:57,027 --> 01:21:58,331
We shall see.
789
01:22:00,005 --> 01:22:01,134
We shall see.
790
01:22:08,187 --> 01:22:11,055
What exactly is it that you do?
791
01:22:14,676 --> 01:22:15,979
Not even pop?
792
01:22:20,171 --> 01:22:23,439
How many people would have to die
793
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:25,264
before I became king?
794
01:22:32,543 --> 01:22:34,260
Do you feel it snap?
795
01:22:34,261 --> 01:22:35,737
No.
796
01:22:40,142 --> 01:22:41,185
Crackle?
797
01:22:41,186 --> 01:22:42,273
No.
798
01:23:08,929 --> 01:23:10,574
No, no more.
799
01:23:10,575 --> 01:23:12,801
I've been searching for days now.
800
01:23:12,802 --> 01:23:14,835
Not only can't I find my snapper,
801
01:23:14,836 --> 01:23:16,921
I can't find my pee-pee.
802
01:23:30,016 --> 01:23:31,830
His majesty, the prince.
803
01:23:31,831 --> 01:23:33,840
Oh, the prince do.
804
01:23:33,841 --> 01:23:36,454
Come in, do.
805
01:23:36,455 --> 01:23:38,279
Yes, yes, the prince.
806
01:23:39,893 --> 01:23:42,482
Your highness.
807
01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:54,303
Prince-y, not quite king sized.
808
01:24:02,093 --> 01:24:06,135
You remember my daughters
at the ball that night.
809
01:24:06,136 --> 01:24:08,120
Could I ever forget them.
810
01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:11,775
Oh we're so happy, my prince.
811
01:24:11,776 --> 01:24:13,156
Yes, we waited so long.
812
01:24:13,157 --> 01:24:14,729
Never mind all this.
813
01:24:14,730 --> 01:24:16,423
Ladies, please.
814
01:24:16,424 --> 01:24:18,335
Try the slippers, yes.
815
01:24:22,017 --> 01:24:23,129
Give me that.
816
01:24:26,326 --> 01:24:30,670
Oh, playful lot, eh?
817
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:35,399
Looks right.
818
01:24:41,336 --> 01:24:43,901
I guess my feet swelled up
from dancing last night.
819
01:24:43,902 --> 01:24:46,153
I'm sure if we try tomorrow.
820
01:24:46,154 --> 01:24:48,477
Never mind tomorrow,
give me that.
821
01:24:51,235 --> 01:24:52,277
Phew.
822
01:25:00,991 --> 01:25:05,469
Oh, they say
that glass shrinks at night
823
01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:07,815
or the daylight sometimes.
824
01:25:09,050 --> 01:25:10,840
Let us be off, Chamberlain.
825
01:25:10,841 --> 01:25:12,292
Not yet, my prince.
826
01:25:12,293 --> 01:25:13,336
Not yet?
827
01:25:15,780 --> 01:25:18,473
But there's nothing left of me.
828
01:25:20,258 --> 01:25:22,517
There's one maiden left.
829
01:25:24,931 --> 01:25:26,794
Oh, don't worry about her.
830
01:25:26,795 --> 01:25:28,634
My lord, she's never had on shoes,
831
01:25:28,635 --> 01:25:31,297
let alone glass slippers.
832
01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:33,790
Anyway, she never
went to the ball.
833
01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:35,921
I should say not.
834
01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:38,753
But I remember giving
her an invitation myself.
835
01:25:38,754 --> 01:25:40,144
Come here, girl.
836
01:25:55,169 --> 01:25:56,211
Let her sit.
837
01:26:29,062 --> 01:26:32,103
I know the slipper fits, my dear.
838
01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:36,257
What did you say your name was?
839
01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:38,913
My name is Cinde...
840
01:26:38,914 --> 01:26:40,197
Never mind, girl.
841
01:26:40,198 --> 01:26:42,370
It's no use, it's no use.
842
01:26:43,370 --> 01:26:46,394
You couldn't possibly be the one.
843
01:26:46,395 --> 01:26:49,881
What I mean is, you could
hardly be the one who,
844
01:26:49,882 --> 01:26:52,402
who possesses, possesses the.
845
01:26:58,718 --> 01:26:59,760
Oh no.
846
01:27:01,623 --> 01:27:02,665
Oh no, no.
847
01:27:21,157 --> 01:27:22,981
You can't be the one.
848
01:27:24,909 --> 01:27:25,952
No, no, no.
849
01:27:29,799 --> 01:27:30,842
No, you, no.
850
01:27:34,230 --> 01:27:35,273
No, no, no.
851
01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:38,419
No, no, yes.
852
01:27:42,630 --> 01:27:43,847
Yes, yes, yes.
853
01:27:47,351 --> 01:27:48,568
Yes, yes, yes.
854
01:27:51,249 --> 01:27:52,465
Yes, yes, yes.
855
01:27:55,026 --> 01:27:56,243
She's the one.
856
01:27:57,398 --> 01:27:58,875
She's my snapper.
857
01:28:07,711 --> 01:28:10,291
Why didn't you bother to tell me,
858
01:28:10,292 --> 01:28:14,636
she was the one with the
snapping pussy.
859
01:28:16,780 --> 01:28:21,137
She was always my favorite.
860
01:28:21,138 --> 01:28:23,073
She's my favorite.
861
01:28:23,074 --> 01:28:26,116
Hop on my children, hop on, hop on.
862
01:28:27,284 --> 01:28:28,588
Do it, do it.
863
01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:12,785
Oh, look at all the commotion.
864
01:29:12,786 --> 01:29:15,859
It must be the pleasure fair.
865
01:29:15,861 --> 01:29:18,763
Oh looks like
it is the end of my roots.
866
01:29:52,996 --> 01:29:54,213
Off with it.
867
01:30:09,193 --> 01:30:10,498
It's my fairy godmother.
868
01:30:10,499 --> 01:30:11,685
We've got to save him.
869
01:30:11,686 --> 01:30:12,919
Your what?
870
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,745
I'll explain later.
871
01:30:16,334 --> 01:30:17,377
Halt.
872
01:30:32,482 --> 01:30:34,951
What has this man done?
873
01:30:34,952 --> 01:30:37,928
Last night at the great ball
in your honor, my prince,
874
01:30:37,929 --> 01:30:40,035
he cleaned out the palace.
875
01:30:40,036 --> 01:30:43,835
Furs, shawls, all
matter of perfumes,
876
01:30:43,836 --> 01:30:46,617
and above all, the royal jewels.
877
01:30:49,138 --> 01:30:51,049
Oh yes, two corn cobs.
878
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,602
But my dear, this
is a serious offense.
879
01:30:58,603 --> 01:31:02,259
My prince, I beseech
thee, it wasn't for him
880
01:31:02,260 --> 01:31:04,244
we'd never have met.
881
01:31:04,245 --> 01:31:06,156
What are you saying?
882
01:31:07,102 --> 01:31:09,304
He gave the one who
gave me the snapper.
883
01:31:09,305 --> 01:31:10,347
He what?
884
01:31:12,403 --> 01:31:15,705
You release him,
or no more snapper.
885
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,285
Release that man.
886
01:31:18,286 --> 01:31:20,545
He's in my protection now.
887
01:31:22,547 --> 01:31:24,632
Goodbye, fairy friend.
888
01:31:30,293 --> 01:31:33,198
Which of you honkies got my bag?
889
01:31:33,199 --> 01:31:34,328
Here it is.
890
01:31:36,613 --> 01:31:38,698
Thank you one and all.
891
01:31:52,276 --> 01:31:54,018
Wait for me, mama.
892
01:31:54,019 --> 01:31:55,084
I'm going with you.
893
01:31:55,085 --> 01:31:57,003
Just one time, I don't
mind riding at the back
894
01:31:57,031 --> 01:31:58,642
of the coach.
895
01:32:18,712 --> 01:32:20,454
Snap on now.
896
01:32:20,456 --> 01:32:23,168
Snap on.
897
01:32:33,505 --> 01:32:37,183
And Cinderella lived
happily ever after,
898
01:32:37,184 --> 01:32:41,529
thanks to my snap judgment.
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