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It's often been said,
"A man's home is his castle."
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We do everything necessary
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to maintain and protect our property.
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The only problem is,
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you can't control what other
people do with their castles...
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...which can really suck
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if you happen to be
the castle-owner next door.
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Yep.
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That's what's been happening
in my kingdom.
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Ugh, will you look at this?
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Hey, Dre, what ya doing?
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- Come on, Janine!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I wanted to talk to you,
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and sometimes when I knock on your door,
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I feel like you guys
pretend not to be home.
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We don't pretend not to be home.
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We pretend we can't hear the door.
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All right, uh, is this...
Is all this Airbnb people?
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Yeah, the Kellys really screwed us
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when they decided to
rent out their house.
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I mean, these people leave
pizza boxes on the lawn,
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they... they park in front
of my driveway.
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Last weekend, there was a party.
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I found human poo in my garden.
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It could've been an animal.
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Ohh, Dre, I think I know the difference.
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I can't believe I'm agreeing
with you, but...
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this does need to be handled.
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That's why I'm talking
to all the neighbors,
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- and we are gonna call the police.
- Nope!
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Good luck with your white-people fight.
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Keep my name out of it.
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You guys wouldn't believe what
Janine just asked me to do.
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She tried to get you to call
the police about those renters.
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How'd you know?
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Blond hair? Always outside?
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I know a snitch when I see one.
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She's right to want to do
something, though.
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You know, I was running by that
house this morning,
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and a couple of the guys
were catcalling me...
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- Hmm.
- ...saying I was sexy.
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Hmm.
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You've just been waiting
for a way to get that story out?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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And I'm gonna tell it
when I get to work,
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but seriously, that house is a problem.
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Okay, well, calling the cops
is not an option.
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- Okay.
- The Johnsons don't snitch.
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- That's right.
- Okay.
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Wait, I thought Johnsons
don't eat leftovers.
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No, that's just because
Dad doesn't leave
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enough for leftovers.
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Junior, I wanted Cheddar Bunnies
instead of Goldfish.
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Ooh, that new kid, Wyatt, he
loves Cheddar Bunnies, too.
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What?!
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Shut up. I don't even know Wyatt.
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I don't even know if he eats.
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All right, I got to go to
the hospital, guys.
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There's been a horrible
bus accident. Bye.
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- All right, Bow.
- Bye, Mom.
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- Bye.
- Yeah, you do.
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You gave Wyatt all of
your snacks yesterday.
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Shut... up!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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My baby girl... has a crush on a boy.
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Yes, she does.
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You've got a crush on a boy!
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- Kindly unhand me, Mother.
- Unhanding.
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Hey, sorry I'm late, guys.
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My neighbor won't leave me alone.
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Oh-ho! Been there.
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But lookit, Dre, you got to tell her,
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say, "Hey, we're both married.
This has got to end, Jocelyn.
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You know, eventually,
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your husband's gonna
come home from war."
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Okay, your life is disgusting.
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And it's not that.
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She wants me to call the police
on an Airbnb on our block.
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- No, she don't.
- Yes, she does.
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What's the big deal about
having renters on your street?
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Yeah, and where do you have to be from
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to think that your neighborhood is
a vacation destination?
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Really, just call the cops.
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I'm not gonna do that, all right,
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because Black people, we don't snitch.
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That's right. We do not.
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I once was tied up in
a basement with a phone
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that only dialed 911,
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and I still refused to snitch
on my captors.
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- Mm-hmm.
- They say, "Snitches get stitches."
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Unfortunately, so do non-snitches.
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- Oh, my God. They stabbed you?
- Worse.
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When I finally got home,
I tried to cut a bagel.
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Six stitches in my palm.
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But I never snitched on that bagel.
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Calling law enforcement
is not snitching.
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And besides, as a landowner,
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it's actually one of your
constitutional rights.
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Just doesn't feel right.
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Okay, let's say your house
catches on fire. What do you do?
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- You call the fire department, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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If your son falls and breaks his leg,
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you call the ambulance, right?
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If your yacht ran aground
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full of cocaine and prostitutes,
you'd call a Senator.
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I'm just saying.
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Make the system work for you.
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- Ooh, I am slaying in this one.
- Uh-huh.
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Ugh, but my eyes are closed.
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Oh, no, I got you, sis.
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Just use that Top Shot thing.
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All right. And boom. Check it out.
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It automatically loses
the sleepy-slay pic
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and chooses the best one.
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- Crisis averted.
- Thank you!
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Mm-hmm.
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Boy, bye... boy, hi.
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- Right.
- What are we doing?
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Ooh... hi.
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Are we posting pictures for Wyatt?
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Let me see.
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Let me get in here.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Let me see, let me see, let me
see, let me see, let me see!
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- That one's beautiful.
- What?!
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How you gonna put me out
there like that?
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I didn't put you anywhere!
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You don't see that wonky eyebrow?
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Diane, you have Mommy's eyebrows.
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You do.
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So just delete that one that Mom liked
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and post that one.
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Um...
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He liked it already!
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- No way!
- Yeah!
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Oh, my God! Ah, ah, okay.
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Everybody calm down.
You know what you need to do?
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You need to like one of his pictures.
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Oh, should she, Mom?
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- Yes!
- One or two or maybe all?
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- Oh, two.
- Why not all of them from this year?
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- Right?
- Oh, my God! Yes, yes!
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And that way, he will know that
you are interested.
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- Are you messing with me?
- Yes, I am.
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- What?
- Okay, Diane, if you really want this
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to work with Wyatt, just do what I say.
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- Okay.
- Text, "You're so funny."
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No, that's weird.
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But next, you text him,
"Sorry, wrong person."
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- Ooh, yeah.
- No, that's... No, don't.
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That's manipulative.
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- That's weird.
- Shh!
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- Wait, what?
- He texted back.
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- No, he did not!
- Already?
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And he asked if I wanted to go
to ice cream on Saturday!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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Ice creeaaam!
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Ice cream.
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We... are going...
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to ice cream... with a boy.
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We are... You're closing the door.
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- Wait.
- Congratulations.
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Thank you so much!
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What the hell?
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Hey, Dre, someone's blocking
your driveway.
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Pretty aggravating, huh?
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Maine plates, too.
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Aahh!
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I wish there was something we could do.
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What do you want me
to do about it, Janine?
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I'm just saying.
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I mean, they're right over there.
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They gave that guy a ticket for
putting his trash in my can.
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Seems extreme.
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All right, maybe, maybe.
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Look, if you wanna keep your sweet ride
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parked on the street tonight,
you know, fine by me.
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Hope no one tries to key it.
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Anything else we can
help you with, ma'am?
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No, no, I'm okay. Thank you.
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Unless my friend Mr. Johnson
needs something.
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Uh...
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Well, this guy's kinda
blocking my driveway.
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Kind of? You can't even
access your property.
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This is some real Maine [bleep].
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You want it towed or ticketed?
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I thought that was your choice.
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You're the homeowner.
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You're the boss.
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What are you doing?
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Can you believe how far this Airbnb lady
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parked her car in the street?
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It's got to be over 3 feet.
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Hey, want to help me measure it
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before I call it in to the police?
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Whoa. I-I thought Johnsons don't snitch.
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Don't be ignorant.
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All right, it's not snitching
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when you're a homeowner.
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Oh, uh...
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Okay, cool.
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Here you are. Drive safe out there.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Go, Dre, go!
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Time.
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911, what's your emergency?
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Uh, oh, hell no!
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- Light 'em up.
- All right.
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All right. Everybody say "lemonade"!
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- Lemonade!
- Lemonade!
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As I drove my steel steed
through my kingdom,
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I heard the much-too-loud
merriment of peasants.
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But I was secure in the fact
that my castle
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would always be protected
by my ever-ready knights
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of Sherman Oaks, who were only
a three-digit call away.
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A three-digit call I could not
make in this instance.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hey, sweetie.
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Hi. Aah! Bloop, bloop! Look.
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I found a couple of options for you
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that might be great for
your ice cream situation.
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- That's okay.
- Oh.
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Zoey already picked
something out for me.
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Okay, I mean, that's fine. It's so cute.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess that's cuter.
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Maybe I could do something cute
with your hair.
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Zoey already told me what
to do with my hair, so...
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Oh.
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Got it.
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It's a sister thing. Yeah.
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I-I thought we were doing the, like,
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communal female empowerment
"sister"... pbht! thing.
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I'll head out, then.
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Sounds like Zoey's got it under control.
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I'll close this. Yep.
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- Yeah. It's fine. You can close it.
- Okay.
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Okay. Okay, sweetheart. Love you.
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What?!
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Um...
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Hey, this is Zoey. Leave a message.
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Hi, Zoey.
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He just asked if we should split
it or if he should pay.
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What do I say?
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You know what? Just call me back.
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Bye.
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New problem... I started
chatting, and then I bailed,
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and I'm pretty sure he saw the bubbles,
255
00:10:28,951 --> 00:10:31,356
and then I saw his bubbles,
and then they went away.
256
00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:33,191
So... please help me.
257
00:10:34,419 --> 00:10:36,208
I mean, he should pay, right?
258
00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,458
Yeah. He should be able
to take care of a woman.
259
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:39,958
Well, you know, I don't want that!
260
00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,288
I don't want him to take care of me.
261
00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:42,668
I'm an independent woman!
262
00:10:42,669 --> 00:10:44,208
I am, right?
263
00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:47,038
Zoey, just please tell me
what kind of woman I am!
264
00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:51,878
This is Diane.
265
00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:55,828
Ah, hey, neighbor.
266
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,998
- How's everything?
- Uh, pretty loud, don't you think?
267
00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:01,088
So, when did the cops say
they were gonna get here?
268
00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:04,628
Uh, they didn't...
because I didn't call them.
269
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:07,088
Dre... we have to call them.
270
00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:10,038
I-I have to get up early
tomorrow for my Tinder date.
271
00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,748
No, just going hiking...
272
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,878
and then we're gonna have sex.
273
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,958
No, here, seriously, blow up the spot.
274
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:20,088
You know you love to call
the police, Drop-A-Dime Dre.
275
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:22,128
Yeah, drop the dime like it's hot!
276
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:25,265
- Come on.
- What, you don't like free music?
277
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,719
Oh...
278
00:11:26,744 --> 00:11:28,168
Oh, I got it, I got it. Right.
279
00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:30,462
Don't want to call the cops
because they're...
280
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,588
Because they're... ashy?
281
00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:36,748
- No! No.
- What?
282
00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:39,248
Because they're African-American Blacks.
283
00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:41,208
Okay, okay. All right, you're right.
284
00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:42,748
All right, I don't want
to call the cops on them
285
00:11:42,749 --> 00:11:45,788
- because they're Black.
- All right, I get it.
286
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,708
You grew up with them. Okay.
287
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,708
- I got your back. I will call for you.
- No, you don't.
288
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,458
When you call the cops on Black people,
289
00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:55,248
things can escalate quickly.
290
00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,038
Well, what... I'm... I'm just
supposed to do nothing?
291
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:58,668
Yeah, you're not in danger.
292
00:11:58,669 --> 00:11:59,998
You're just feeling uncomfortable.
293
00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:02,328
And that's how you end up
in a viral video
294
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:05,038
as the next Barbecue Becky.
295
00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:06,378
I cannot go viral.
296
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,815
Those memes do nothing but zero in
297
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,877
on your weaknesses, and I'm...
I'm mostly weaknesses.
298
00:12:12,902 --> 00:12:14,902
- Good call.
- Uh-huh.
299
00:12:17,347 --> 00:12:18,913
Hey.
300
00:12:18,914 --> 00:12:21,793
Why aren't you dressed?
301
00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:24,462
Wyatt texted me, and I didn't
know how to respond.
302
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:25,540
Oh.
303
00:12:25,565 --> 00:12:26,884
Zoey promised that she would help me,
304
00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:28,276
but I couldn't get in touch with her.
305
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,948
Ah...
306
00:12:30,754 --> 00:12:33,032
Okay, well...
307
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:34,882
what did you write back?
308
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:38,155
I panicked and sent some random emojis
309
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,865
that ended with a New Zealand flag
310
00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,945
and a Steve Harvey mustache.
311
00:12:41,946 --> 00:12:43,245
Oh.
312
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:46,785
He freaked out and bailed on ice cream.
313
00:12:46,786 --> 00:12:48,406
Oh, honey.
314
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,615
Oh.
315
00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:54,245
Oh, sweetheart.
316
00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:55,886
It's okay.
317
00:12:58,576 --> 00:13:00,325
What does it mean
318
00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:02,786
when you don't want to
seek revenge on someone?
319
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,695
It means that you liked them...
320
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:09,986
a lot.
321
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,615
It's okay, sweetheart.
322
00:13:21,786 --> 00:13:23,695
- Uh, Dad?
- Hmm?
323
00:13:23,696 --> 00:13:24,945
What are we doing?
324
00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:27,695
Devante can't go down
with all this music,
325
00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:31,825
and he's a little too young
for all the explicit lyrics.
326
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:34,405
Look, he's barely a year old, all right?
327
00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:36,285
He doesn't even understand the words.
328
00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:38,155
Oh, all right. So I guess you're fine
329
00:13:38,156 --> 00:13:44,035
with his first words being...
the A-word... or the B-word.
330
00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:46,155
Or "skeet skeet skeet."
331
00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:48,035
Do something about this.
332
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,035
Look, you got two options.
333
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:52,035
One, you could do nothing.
334
00:13:52,036 --> 00:13:53,905
Two, if you was a man,
335
00:13:53,906 --> 00:13:55,865
you'd go out there
and you'd talk to them.
336
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:56,986
I'm a man.
337
00:13:58,656 --> 00:14:00,075
You know what?
338
00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:03,905
And I will go over there and I
will talk to him, man to man.
339
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:05,245
Go ahead.
340
00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:08,785
Man to many men...
341
00:14:08,786 --> 00:14:11,115
who have been drinking.
342
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,745
You know what? Uh...
343
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:15,325
maybe I'll take the dog with me.
344
00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:18,325
Damn it, why couldn't I have a pit bull?
345
00:14:18,326 --> 00:14:20,155
Stop watching that baby so much.
346
00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:21,945
It's weird.
347
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:29,945
Uh, hey! Hey, uh...
348
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,195
Is that that, uh...
349
00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:32,746
That that new Lil Uzi Vert?
350
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:36,155
You know, uh...
351
00:14:36,156 --> 00:14:40,195
Y'all having, uh, kind of
like a... front-yard thing.
352
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:43,655
We're kind of a backyard-thing
kind of neighborhood.
353
00:14:43,656 --> 00:14:45,035
But it's all good.
354
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,655
I'm Dre.
355
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:48,825
I'm Dre. I'm, um, from up the block.
356
00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,485
What up, sir?
357
00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:51,785
You know, I just...
358
00:14:51,786 --> 00:14:52,985
You know, I just wanted to, uh,
359
00:14:52,986 --> 00:14:54,365
just give you the heads-up.
360
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:56,945
You know, some of the neighbors,
they be trippin',
361
00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,485
you know, 'cause... 'cause your music...
362
00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:01,155
your music's kind of loud.
363
00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,745
Uh, d... Damn, man.
364
00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:04,945
We... We weren't even
thinking about it, man.
365
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:08,745
Uh... yo, go tell Sean to
turn it down some, all right?
366
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,115
Huh.
367
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,115
All right. Okay.
368
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:14,195
You know, appreciate this.
369
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:15,825
- Edwin.
- Oh, okay.
370
00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,285
- What's up, Edwin?
- We're just in town for the weekend...
371
00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:19,825
- pre-gaming before we hit the club.
- Which club?
372
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,905
You know, I might...
I might hit it, too.
373
00:15:23,786 --> 00:15:25,615
Okay. All right.
374
00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:27,865
Hey, uh, I just want to, uh...
375
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,405
thank you guys, you know,
for being, uh, so cool.
376
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:31,652
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
377
00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:32,933
Yeah, all right. Wasn't so damn hard.
378
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,645
I didn't even need that damn dog.
379
00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:41,325
All right.
380
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,298
- No one moves.
- Oh, okay.
381
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,837
Hey, wait, Dre.
382
00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:00,231
What did you do?
383
00:16:00,256 --> 00:16:01,965
What did you do?!
384
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,215
I told you, "Don't call the cops."
385
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:05,835
I couldn't have called them!
386
00:16:05,836 --> 00:16:09,005
Whenever I smoke my cataract medicine,
387
00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:11,756
I always lock my phone in
the safe because of last time.
388
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:14,215
Dad, what's going on?
389
00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:15,965
Son, just go back in
the house, all right?
390
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:18,465
Somebody called the police,
and we have to work this out.
391
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,215
Okay, just go home.
392
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:23,675
It wasn't "somebody."
393
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:25,335
I-I called the police.
394
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:39,135
Why would you call the police?
395
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,215
I-I just did what we do
when the neighbors are loud.
396
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,505
But did you know that they were Black?
397
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,675
Describe them?
398
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:48,505
Uh... Black, Black, Black, Black.
399
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:49,835
Yeah, all Black.
400
00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:51,385
Is that how you said it?!
401
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,255
But you said it's okay to call
the cops if you're a homeowner.
402
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:56,925
Man.
403
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,636
We really need to talk. Come on.
404
00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:03,925
This lobster roll is insane.
405
00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:06,675
I promise to never eat at
a place without wheels again.
406
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,755
Seafood in a hot truck
3,000 miles from Maine.
407
00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,175
Mm, what could go wrong?
408
00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:13,335
Right?
409
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,885
Good evening, Zoey.
410
00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:16,795
- Mom.
- Mm-hmm.
411
00:17:16,796 --> 00:17:18,215
Um... w-wow.
412
00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:20,545
You're...
413
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:21,885
You're at a place I'm at.
414
00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:24,005
Diane has been trying to
get in touch with you.
415
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,925
Oh, I was gonna call her back.
416
00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:27,385
Do you understand what happened tonight?
417
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:28,465
What?
418
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,335
Wyatt canceled.
419
00:17:30,336 --> 00:17:32,295
He canceled ice cream with Diane.
420
00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:35,175
Nooooo...
421
00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:37,045
Who's Wyatt?
422
00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:38,096
Go away.
423
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,635
Okay, it... it's not that big of a deal.
424
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,045
I figured she had it handled.
425
00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:51,295
She chose you to be there for her,
426
00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,505
and you promised that you would be.
427
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,005
You're just coming down on me
428
00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:57,135
because she wants my help and not yours.
429
00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:59,215
Okay, I get that you're
in college now, Zoey,
430
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,545
and you can pop by the house
and pick up clothes
431
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:03,595
and drop your little smart-ass
comments whenever you want.
432
00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:06,215
Fine. But you cannot fly in
and out of your sister's life.
433
00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,295
Do you hear me?
434
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:08,675
She's 13 years old!
435
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,255
That was her first date! Zoey!
436
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,385
You have a responsibility
to be there for her
437
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:16,885
and treat her better than some
skirt that you just left behind!
438
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:19,135
That's what you did!
439
00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,715
Um, Dr. Johnson?
440
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:24,295
I'm so sorry about before.
441
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,005
I brought you some tots.
442
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,295
Thank you, and... gimme
the lobster roll.
443
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:31,636
Oh, but I...
444
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:36,135
So, you're mad at me
for calling the cops?
445
00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:37,795
Look...
446
00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:39,215
you know, I should've
made it clear to you
447
00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,715
that we're not just homeowners.
448
00:18:41,716 --> 00:18:44,175
We're Black homeowners,
and because we're Black,
449
00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:47,255
we have to look at things
through kind of a dual lens.
450
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,755
You know, we need to think
about every situation
451
00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,045
and how it should go normally,
452
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:55,135
and how it could go 'cause we're Black.
453
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:59,425
Like, being asked to sit on the
curb while they checked your ID.
454
00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:01,715
They didn't ask any of
the white people to do that.
455
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:05,215
- Mnh-mnh.
- Yeah, it's different for us, baby boy.
456
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:07,175
It's like those two brothers
that were handcuffed
457
00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:09,215
while waiting for a meeting
at Starbucks.
458
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,175
Or that Ivy League student
459
00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:13,595
who was harassed for
napping in a common area.
460
00:19:13,596 --> 00:19:16,215
- Those were all somebody's kids.
- Just like you.
461
00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:18,425
And it makes me sick to think
462
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:20,295
that someone would call
the police on you
463
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,715
just because they thought
you didn't belong there
464
00:19:22,716 --> 00:19:24,675
- because of the color of your skin.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,255
And it scares me to think
of what could happen.
466
00:19:27,256 --> 00:19:29,095
See, calling the police on Black people
467
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:31,425
ain't nothing to play with.
468
00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:33,466
Yeah, I-I get it now.
469
00:19:35,046 --> 00:19:36,965
But can I still call
the cops on white people?
470
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,885
Can't say yes, but I won't say no.
471
00:19:43,256 --> 00:19:44,925
I still can't believe it.
472
00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,755
- Hmm?
- One second, Diane's small enough
473
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,635
to be swaddled in the palm of my hand,
474
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,835
and next thing you know,
475
00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:52,715
she's talking about her first date.
476
00:19:52,716 --> 00:19:55,255
Well... I'm still a little shook
477
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:57,885
that I'm having one-on-one race
conversations with Jack.
478
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,017
Mm.
479
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:01,385
- The twins are growing up, babe.
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:03,715
- With Zoey and Junior...
- Mm-hmm.
481
00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:06,005
...we can get through this
with the twins.
482
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,045
Now, good thing we don't
have to do that again.
483
00:20:08,046 --> 00:20:09,795
Amen.
484
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,925
- Oh, my God...
- Ah.
485
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,486
Why do we keep forgetting about Devante?
486
00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:17,965
No, no, it's fine, though. It's fine.
487
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,505
Junior's got it.
488
00:20:19,506 --> 00:20:21,505
That's weird.
489
00:20:21,506 --> 00:20:24,005
I'm coming, Devante!
490
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,295
Yeah, it's weird.
491
00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:31,375
You know, next time,
when I say I'll be there,
492
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,407
I'll actually be there. I promise.
493
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,505
So, what are we doing about
the whole Wyatt situation?
494
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:40,465
Well, if he can't accept me for
my Steve Harvey mustache emoji,
495
00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:43,255
then he doesn't deserve me
at my dancing lady emoji.
496
00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:44,947
- Boom.
- I'm out on Wyatt.
497
00:20:44,972 --> 00:20:47,545
Tell it.
498
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:53,521
That name... Wyatt...
499
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,095
It's a pretty cool throwback name, huh?
500
00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:56,595
Junior, that's not what we're doing.
501
00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:58,255
- No.
- We're the other way.
502
00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,835
Why are you even here?
503
00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:03,525
Oh, well, you know, I'm still
doing the whole gap-year thing.
504
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:06,309
- Yep.
- All my friends are away at college.
505
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,373
I'm a bit lonely.
506
00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:10,203
Sweetheart...
507
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:13,703
No, it's all good
'cause we've got each other.
508
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:16,954
And there is nothing weird about this.
509
00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:27,499
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