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And I'll leave school. 13 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,096 I must go to the hairdresser. 14 00:01:27,139 --> 00:01:30,534 You know, Fluffer Bill Bouffant? 15 00:01:30,578 --> 00:01:32,449 Hey, I'll treat you to a hairdo. 16 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,190 Oh, no, you won't. 17 00:01:40,979 --> 00:01:43,199 Oh, come on, Angus. 18 00:01:44,461 --> 00:01:45,549 Oh. 19 00:01:45,593 --> 00:01:47,333 Oh, Agnes. 20 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:50,293 It's Angus, face ache. 21 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:52,991 They're not looking at you. 22 00:01:53,035 --> 00:01:54,297 It's me. 23 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,518 I've got that certain kind of animal presence. 24 00:02:00,608 --> 00:02:02,827 I'm scared. 25 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:07,876 I wonder if I'll get discovered at the Lizard Lounge tonight. 26 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,008 God, knowing my luck I might crack it, 27 00:02:10,052 --> 00:02:11,880 and then some nuclear holocaust will come along 28 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,664 and ruin my career. 29 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,536 Or worst still, your hairdo. 30 00:02:17,189 --> 00:02:18,713 Half of me week's wages. 31 00:02:20,105 --> 00:02:22,673 I wouldn't be so scared if I had my own band. 32 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:23,935 A band? 33 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:26,634 Whoa, how's legs that. 34 00:02:26,677 --> 00:02:28,287 She'd be good for a shag. 35 00:02:28,331 --> 00:02:30,986 As if you'd know how. 36 00:02:31,029 --> 00:02:33,205 I want a band. I want amplifiers. 37 00:02:33,249 --> 00:02:35,294 I want, I want, I want. 38 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:38,167 Life's just a matter of what you want. 39 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:40,430 Start at wanting a Volkswagen, 40 00:02:40,473 --> 00:02:42,171 and you'll end up with a Volkswagen. 41 00:02:42,214 --> 00:02:43,694 I don't want a Volkswagen. 42 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:47,829 If you start at wanting a Jag, you'll end up with a Jag. 43 00:02:47,872 --> 00:02:49,439 I don't want a Jag. 44 00:02:50,309 --> 00:02:51,615 I want that. 45 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:53,791 Brain storm. 46 00:02:58,666 --> 00:03:00,189 ♪ I had a hell♪ 47 00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:01,973 ♪ Of a night♪ 48 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:03,496 ♪ You know, two wrongs♪ 49 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,542 ♪ Don't make a right♪ 50 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:09,198 ♪ But I have to convince♪ 51 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:10,982 ♪ I couldn't care less♪ 52 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:12,505 ♪ Care less, care less♪ 53 00:03:12,549 --> 00:03:13,724 ♪ Oh, no♪ 54 00:03:13,768 --> 00:03:16,727 ♪ No, I have to explain♪ 55 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:18,381 ♪ I've told you time♪ 56 00:03:18,424 --> 00:03:20,296 ♪ And time again♪ 57 00:03:20,339 --> 00:03:24,039 ♪ What I say and what I mean♪ 58 00:03:24,082 --> 00:03:25,606 ♪ Are two different things♪ 59 00:03:25,649 --> 00:03:27,346 ♪ Oh, yes, they are♪ 60 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:29,174 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 61 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:31,046 ♪ All right, all right♪ 62 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,265 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 63 00:03:33,309 --> 00:03:34,789 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 64 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:37,095 ♪ Tonight yeah♪ 65 00:03:37,139 --> 00:03:38,531 ♪ All right, all right♪ 66 00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:40,577 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 67 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,187 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 68 00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:44,146 ♪ Give me love♪ 69 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:45,974 ♪ Yeah, tonight♪ 70 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,716 ♪ I say please, please listen♪ 71 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:50,369 ♪ She says...♪ 72 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,640 ♪ Oh, yes, I will, Oh, no, I won't♪ 73 00:03:59,683 --> 00:04:01,903 ♪ Oh, yes, I will, won't you ♪ 74 00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:03,731 Whoa! 75 00:04:03,774 --> 00:04:05,515 ♪ And here I come...♪ 76 00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:06,995 Luminescence. 77 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,823 - I've got blue hair. - Shut up. 78 00:04:08,866 --> 00:04:10,563 Just talk to the man like you own the place. 79 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:18,180 ♪ All right, all right♪ 80 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:19,964 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 81 00:04:20,008 --> 00:04:21,749 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 82 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,533 ♪ Tonight, yeah♪ 83 00:04:23,576 --> 00:04:25,535 ♪ All right, all right♪ 84 00:04:25,578 --> 00:04:27,102 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 85 00:04:27,145 --> 00:04:29,104 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 86 00:04:29,147 --> 00:04:30,714 ♪ Give me love♪ 87 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,760 ♪ Yeah, tonight♪ 88 00:04:32,803 --> 00:04:34,718 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 89 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:36,241 ♪ To love you♪ 90 00:04:36,285 --> 00:04:38,461 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 91 00:04:38,504 --> 00:04:39,984 ♪ And I'll be there♪ 92 00:04:40,028 --> 00:04:42,073 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 93 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:43,771 -♪ To leave you♪ -JACKIE: Cocktails, honey, two. 94 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:45,511 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 95 00:04:45,555 --> 00:04:49,167 ♪ To disappear♪ 96 00:04:49,211 --> 00:04:50,778 Wanna dance? 97 00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:53,476 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah♪ 98 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,478 ♪ All right, all right♪ 99 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:57,001 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 100 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:58,873 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 101 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,570 ♪ Tonight, yeah♪ 102 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:02,572 ♪ All right, all right♪ 103 00:05:02,615 --> 00:05:04,313 ♪ All right, yeah♪ 104 00:05:04,356 --> 00:05:06,315 ♪ Give me love, give me love♪ 105 00:05:06,358 --> 00:05:07,925 ♪ Give me love♪ 106 00:05:07,969 --> 00:05:09,753 ♪ Yeah, tonight♪ 107 00:05:09,797 --> 00:05:11,886 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 108 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,409 ♪ To love you♪ 109 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:15,454 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 110 00:05:15,498 --> 00:05:17,108 ♪ And I'll be there♪ 111 00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:19,023 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 112 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,590 ♪ To leave you♪ 113 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:22,548 ♪ Just give me one good reason♪ 114 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:25,160 ♪ To disappear...♪ 115 00:05:50,663 --> 00:05:52,491 We want rock and roll. 116 00:06:10,031 --> 00:06:12,163 We want rock and roll. 117 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:26,569 Hey, can we keep it nice, please? 118 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:29,790 Next new face's act is Ms. Jackie Muggins. 119 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,530 It's Mullens, you moron. 120 00:06:31,574 --> 00:06:34,446 Ms. Jackie Mullens You Moron. 121 00:06:47,764 --> 00:06:50,854 ♪ Daggers in your eyes♪ 122 00:06:50,898 --> 00:06:52,029 ♪ Hard to believe♪ 123 00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:53,552 ♪ There's any truth♪ 124 00:06:53,596 --> 00:06:55,946 ♪ To your lies♪ 125 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:57,339 ♪ Just can't control♪ 126 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:58,819 ♪ The way that blood♪ 127 00:06:58,862 --> 00:07:01,125 ♪ Pressure rise♪ 128 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:05,434 ♪ You like reacting like it isn't♪ 129 00:07:05,477 --> 00:07:07,784 ♪ Don't you know that you're real, man?♪ 130 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,134 ♪ Don't you ever forget it?♪ 131 00:07:10,178 --> 00:07:13,094 ♪ Oh, you just can't win♪ 132 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:16,140 ♪ You lose your temper♪ 133 00:07:16,184 --> 00:07:18,708 ♪ And you know you will regret it♪ 134 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:21,319 ♪ But you just can't accept it♪ 135 00:07:21,363 --> 00:07:24,018 ♪ Oh, you just give in♪ 136 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:27,499 ♪ You lose your temper, temper♪ 137 00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:30,067 ♪ Burning anger♪ 138 00:07:30,111 --> 00:07:32,635 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 139 00:07:32,678 --> 00:07:33,941 ♪ Look out, everyone♪ 140 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:36,769 ♪ Here comes danger♪ 141 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,086 ♪ No sooner said than done♪ 142 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,740 ♪ Fells his pleasure♪ 143 00:07:50,783 --> 00:07:54,439 ♪ Like a bullet in a gun♪ 144 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:56,702 ♪ Every excuse that you can find♪ 145 00:07:56,746 --> 00:07:59,531 ♪ Under the sun♪ 146 00:07:59,575 --> 00:08:03,405 ♪ So trigger happy you get vicious♪ 147 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:06,016 ♪ Also getting malicious♪ 148 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:09,019 ♪ And you throw all of the dishes♪ 149 00:08:09,063 --> 00:08:11,543 ♪ Oh, you throw a tantrum♪ 150 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:14,372 ♪ And then you blow it♪ 151 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:16,984 ♪ Pull a fuse and explode it♪ 152 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:19,551 ♪ Spill the water and corrode it♪ 153 00:08:19,595 --> 00:08:22,337 ♪ Oh, you just can't win♪ 154 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:25,993 ♪ You lose your temper, temper♪ 155 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:28,691 ♪ Burning anger♪ 156 00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:31,302 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 157 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,957 ♪ Burning anger♪ 158 00:08:34,001 --> 00:08:36,394 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 159 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:39,223 ♪ Look out, everyone, here comes anger♪ 160 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:40,398 ♪ Oh♪ 161 00:08:43,836 --> 00:08:46,274 ♪ Hot under collar♪ 162 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,016 ♪ Don't take it out on me♪ 163 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,714 ♪ Don't push me too far♪ 164 00:08:51,757 --> 00:08:53,977 ♪ You make my blood boil♪ 165 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,893 ♪ You're the judge and jury♪ 166 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,810 ♪ Cooking in your own fire♪ 167 00:09:00,853 --> 00:09:03,552 ♪ Don't you know there's a limit♪ 168 00:09:03,595 --> 00:09:05,902 ♪ Say, don't you ever forget it♪ 169 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,600 ♪ Pull a fuse and explode it♪ 170 00:09:08,644 --> 00:09:11,212 ♪ Lose your temper♪ 171 00:09:11,255 --> 00:09:13,779 ♪ Lose your temper♪ 172 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:16,217 ♪ Lose your temper♪ 173 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,784 ♪ Temper, temper, temper temper, temper♪ 174 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,963 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 175 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:25,530 ♪ Burning anger♪ 176 00:09:25,574 --> 00:09:28,098 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 177 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:33,190 ♪ Na, na, na, na na, na, na♪ 178 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,561 Ask her if she's got a sister, mate. 179 00:10:03,481 --> 00:10:05,527 Hey, all right! 180 00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:24,894 Ah, Mullens' the name. 181 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:28,419 And management's the game. And songs, I've got songs. 182 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:29,638 Great lyrics. 183 00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:31,379 -All they need is-- -Don't tell me. 184 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,207 You've got great lyrics... 185 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,773 -And all you need... -Is someone... 186 00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:36,253 To put melodies to them. 187 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:37,341 Yeah. 188 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:38,951 No. 189 00:10:38,995 --> 00:10:40,779 Has anybody seen Robbie? 190 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:41,867 No. 191 00:10:58,319 --> 00:10:59,972 Here, Kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 192 00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:01,800 - Angus. - Oh, Nana. 193 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,498 You hold your head still. 194 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,239 It'll drip everywhere. 195 00:11:07,371 --> 00:11:09,243 Got to get that bloody blue out. Come on. 196 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:11,419 Straight inside and get a plastic bag. 197 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,291 Right-o, come on, you lot. 198 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,337 Ah, greedy little buggers this morning, aren't you? 199 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,512 Yeah, come on. 200 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:19,253 Go and get you something out the fridge. 201 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:21,690 Go and raid the fridge. Come on, there's a good babies. 202 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:22,952 Come on, come with mama. 203 00:11:22,995 --> 00:11:24,736 There's a good baby. 204 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:25,955 Oh, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa! 205 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,174 What a lot of nonsense. 206 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,785 Now, you are clean. 207 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:32,483 Thank you señora. 208 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,748 Oh, ah, I've just run short 209 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,576 feeding the babies. 210 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,798 Sorry, sweetheart, but you better... 211 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,148 Stay off the back, now. 212 00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:46,236 Ah. 213 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,498 Anything fit for a cat here? 214 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,152 How about a brick in a bag? 215 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:50,545 Don't you give cheek to the boarders. 216 00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:51,676 What boarders? 217 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,243 Mrs. Booth's the last one. 218 00:11:53,287 --> 00:11:54,462 The solitary survivor. 219 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,942 He's a rude boy. 220 00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:59,293 The sink's so greasy, no wonder the posher 221 00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,903 clientele shy off this pub. 222 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:03,384 Here, give these a rub over for me, would you, Nana? 223 00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:04,515 Dreams can come true. 224 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,561 They can happen to you. 225 00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:08,998 Hey, Mullens! 226 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,042 Piss off! 227 00:12:13,872 --> 00:12:14,786 You get to school. 228 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,918 With a bag on my head? 229 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,093 I'd rather die. 230 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:21,271 Besides, you know I hate group activity. 231 00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:22,664 I don't care. 232 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,622 You're going just as soon as you look normal. 233 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:26,581 And when'll that be? 234 00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:28,409 You're not telling me everything you know, are you? 235 00:12:28,452 --> 00:12:30,976 Auntie Pearl, I left and got the last bus home. 236 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,152 I don't know anything more. 237 00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:33,588 As God's me judge. 238 00:12:42,074 --> 00:12:44,294 So how did you escape? 239 00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:46,470 Why get involved? 240 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:50,300 90% of the time it's just rip off agents 241 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:54,304 and take away grease burgers, and all the fights. 242 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:57,133 I bet you just hate to get back to fitting 243 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,353 and turning and vegetating. 244 00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:02,399 Think of that next time you play guitar, huh? 245 00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:04,488 Playing isn't everything. 246 00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,534 Let's just talk about... 247 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,362 Sex? Okay. 248 00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:09,537 My cousin, Angus, 249 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,235 he's reading this book, Sex Psychology, 250 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:15,934 and he reckons guitars are like phallic symbols, 251 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:20,678 and guitarists masturbate for a living. 252 00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:23,246 So God knows why you need me. 253 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,253 What are you two, Siamese twins? 254 00:13:30,297 --> 00:13:32,734 Siamese cousins, actually. 255 00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:34,605 You see, his parents... 256 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:35,650 Yeah? 257 00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:37,129 So, where are they? 258 00:13:37,173 --> 00:13:39,480 Well, his dad went fruit-picking, 259 00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:40,959 and his mom went to Jesus. 260 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:44,049 The last I heard, she was nerve nuts in Brisbane, 261 00:13:44,093 --> 00:13:45,312 no, Perth. 262 00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:47,270 Born-again virgin. 263 00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:49,794 Speaking of which, I better go. 264 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,145 You sure it's early? 265 00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:54,973 Positive. 266 00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:02,242 You big fat fibber! 267 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,030 Ah, hey. 268 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:09,161 Hey! 269 00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:29,399 That must be the 9:55. 270 00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:33,316 See... Godzilla broke down. 271 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,492 You must be good and tired. 272 00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,538 No, just tired. 273 00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:39,496 See, we were at this club, 274 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,542 and Angus talked them into letting me sing, 275 00:14:41,585 --> 00:14:42,717 so I just sang. 276 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,327 Just sang, yeah. 277 00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:46,938 You've always enjoyed singing yourself, Nana. 278 00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:49,811 I enjoy a good sing song now and then, but I've never used 279 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,292 my voice to attract men. 280 00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:53,336 Now, Nana, 281 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,990 if what I am reading here is right, 282 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:58,472 you've got a good dead-set case of penis envy. 283 00:14:58,515 --> 00:15:00,517 I don't know where he gets these ideas from. 284 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:01,953 You wouldn't have to be Freud 285 00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:03,738 to work that one out. 286 00:15:03,781 --> 00:15:05,740 It's all them books, Nana. 287 00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,698 Makes the brains too big for their head. 288 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,178 Oh. 289 00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:11,485 God Almighty. 290 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,707 It's about Uncle Reg's brain. 291 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,361 It seems to be shrinking. 292 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:20,015 Aw, lay off him, love. 293 00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:21,495 You know he's got a plate in his head. 294 00:15:21,538 --> 00:15:22,800 A plate? 295 00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:25,281 I think they threw in the knife and fork, too. 296 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,543 Oh. 297 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,460 ♪ Hot under collar♪ 298 00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:33,028 ♪ Don't take it out on me♪ 299 00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:35,204 ♪ Don't push me too far♪ 300 00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:38,076 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 301 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,252 ♪ Burning anger♪ 302 00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:42,777 ♪ Temper, temper♪ 303 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,039 ♪ Na, na, na, na♪ 304 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:46,476 ♪ Na, na, na♪ 305 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,783 ♪ You make my blood boil♪ 306 00:15:48,826 --> 00:15:51,046 ♪ You're the judge and jury♪ 307 00:15:51,089 --> 00:15:54,092 ♪ Cooking in your own fire♪ 308 00:15:56,312 --> 00:15:57,792 Angus? 309 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:02,274 Angy pangy tootsie bop! 310 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,846 It's a bit mangled, 311 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,545 but I managed to save the head and... 312 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,287 What happened to the blue hair? 313 00:16:15,331 --> 00:16:17,028 I got bored with it, didn't I? 314 00:16:17,072 --> 00:16:20,075 Like I'm getting bored with you. 315 00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:25,385 Angus, you made last night. 316 00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:26,908 Let me off the hook, will you? 317 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:29,389 I'll do anything, I promise. 318 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,003 Oh, no. 319 00:16:35,046 --> 00:16:37,048 Not that. 320 00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:45,840 ♪ There's a brand new way♪ 321 00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:48,538 ♪ To do the el telephono♪ 322 00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:49,974 ♪ There's a brand new way♪ 323 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,934 ♪ To be Quasimodo♪ 324 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:54,936 ♪ Hanging five and hanging ten♪ 325 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,938 ♪ It's a wipeout ride I'm falling again♪ 326 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:57,939 ♪ Wipe your nose♪ 327 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,115 ♪ And check your toes♪ 328 00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:01,246 ♪ Surfside tango♪ 329 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:02,509 ♪ Wipeout's an atom bomb♪ 330 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:03,988 ♪ Oh, let the wind blow♪ 331 00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:06,077 -♪ Wipeout's...♪ -♪ Watch that tango♪ 332 00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:09,037 -♪ Wipeout's...♪ -♪ Through the blue♪ 333 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,560 ♪ Surfside tango♪ 334 00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:14,869 Angus, this has got to be your dumbest song. 335 00:17:14,912 --> 00:17:16,914 Song? Dance! 336 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,526 It's a chance to make the world dance, yeah! 337 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,704 ♪ Get caught in the limb fall over the falls♪ 338 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:26,794 Swim. 339 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,056 Go on, swim. 340 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,188 Move your mouth like a fish. Like a fish. 341 00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,712 ♪ Wipe out... ♪ 342 00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:33,714 ♪ Wipe out... ♪ 343 00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:35,716 ♪ Wipe out... ♪ 344 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:37,326 ♪ Oh♪ 345 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,981 Well, did you get yourself into the band? 346 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:43,550 Angus, I'm not that calculating. 347 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:44,768 Besides... 348 00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:46,770 I think I'm a threat to Robbie. 349 00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,293 Do you think I'm threatening? 350 00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,295 I think you're an old tart. 351 00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:51,253 As if you know. 352 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:55,213 Jeez, people make me sick when they've had a root. 353 00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:58,303 They start creeping around all secret and smart ass, 354 00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,088 like they discovered the lousy atom 355 00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:01,219 or something. 356 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,705 Wagging school and dyeing your hair. 357 00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:12,100 Next, it'll be earrings and tattoos. 358 00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:13,101 That's the stuff. 359 00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:14,319 - And you. - Thanks, love. 360 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:18,019 Staying out all night, worrying me sick. 361 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:20,500 I'm trying to leave me first hold on in 12 years, 362 00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:21,936 and under doctor's orders. 363 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,851 All this noise giving you a headache is it, Wally? 364 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,113 Hey-hey. Giving you a headache, is it? 365 00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:26,418 Ha-ha. 366 00:18:26,462 --> 00:18:28,333 Tell your lazy father to get off his lazy bum 367 00:18:28,377 --> 00:18:30,727 and drag in a fresh keg. 368 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,905 Here. 369 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,254 Here... 370 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:39,127 your work sheets for the next six months. 371 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:42,522 Endless day after endless day mapped out. 372 00:18:42,565 --> 00:18:44,785 My life is ebbing away in this dump. 373 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,441 ♪ I'll just go everywhere♪ 374 00:18:49,485 --> 00:18:50,530 ♪ That she says♪ 375 00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:51,922 ♪ And when I'm wrong♪ 376 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,445 ♪ I'll be humming this tune in my head♪ 377 00:18:53,489 --> 00:18:54,925 Kid... 378 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,493 why do you keep singing these pointless bloody songs? 379 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,973 -Mom. -Hmm? 380 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:00,017 I don't know. 381 00:19:00,061 --> 00:19:02,063 I just close my eyes, and I sing, 382 00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:04,152 and I feel like I'm above the crowd. 383 00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:06,154 Above the crowd? 384 00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:07,764 That's a bad attitude. 385 00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:12,421 Squeeze yourself into these ridiculous clothes, if you like, 386 00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:15,990 won't change who you are or what you are. 387 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,862 But, Auntie Pearl, last night at the Lizard Lounge, 388 00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,908 Jackie blew the roof off. 389 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,649 What with, hot air? 390 00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:24,738 Star quality, Auntie Pearl. 391 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:25,826 Star quality. 392 00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:27,088 Mm. 393 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,655 Hey, set one up, will you, love? 394 00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:30,265 These two have themselves on. 395 00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:31,483 And what will that be? 396 00:19:31,527 --> 00:19:33,398 Star quality? 397 00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:34,704 It's that... 398 00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:37,838 Little something extra. 399 00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:39,230 Yeah? 400 00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:41,015 Well, so is bullshit, and you're both full of it. 401 00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:43,278 Pipeless dreamers, eh, love? 402 00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:46,760 Oh, well. 403 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:48,457 Wish you'd be as serious 404 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,937 about the serious things of life. 405 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,025 Naw, it's smarter to be serious 406 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:52,461 about the silly things. 407 00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:54,115 And then silly about the serious things. 408 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,291 Oh, you're kidding, love. 409 00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:03,341 That's bloody lolly lilies. 410 00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,474 The beer's foaming, you fool. 411 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:06,562 Says who? 412 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,911 He just knocked back two beers. 413 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:12,002 It's the spit in his glass, that's why his beer's flat. 414 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,569 - Bah! - Here you go. 415 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,527 I should think so. 416 00:20:17,921 --> 00:20:19,836 Fair crack of the whip, mum. 417 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,751 More than a whip to get you moving, 418 00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:24,232 and don't call me "Mum"! 419 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,497 Makes me feel old just looking at him. 420 00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:40,552 As mad as a meataxe. 421 00:20:40,596 --> 00:20:43,512 We can't do a thing with him. 422 00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:44,644 Oh, yes. 423 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:46,167 Hope so. 424 00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:48,691 Oh, yes. 425 00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:51,694 Sorry for all the trouble he's caused you. 426 00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:54,044 Yes, yes. 427 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:57,047 Well, love, thanks for calling. 428 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,570 Was that the school? 429 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:01,443 Yeah, I pretended I was mom, and they said you were mad, 430 00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:02,574 so I agreed. 431 00:21:02,618 --> 00:21:04,141 Then I said we'd be keeping you away 432 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:06,535 all week at the psychiatrist. 433 00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:08,058 Gee, thanks. 434 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,062 - You sure you can manage? - Of course. 435 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:14,499 - You look after yourself. - I'll do that. 436 00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:17,502 Quick, quick, come and say good-bye to your mother. 437 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:19,026 Oh, love. 438 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,201 Now, you watch Nana. 439 00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:22,246 She gives the wrong change every time. 440 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:23,726 See you, mum. 441 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,858 Angus, 442 00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,338 I wanna see you walking to school now. 443 00:21:27,382 --> 00:21:28,992 -Bye! -Bye-bye, Hazza! 444 00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:31,386 -Look after yourself! -Get your early night! 445 00:21:31,429 --> 00:21:33,475 You make sure you get where you're going. 446 00:21:33,518 --> 00:21:34,737 I will. 447 00:21:55,976 --> 00:21:58,761 - Two dollars. - Ah, thanks, Nana. 448 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,027 Would you recommend the rabbit, Nana? 449 00:22:04,071 --> 00:22:06,508 It's your stomach, Hazzie. 450 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:07,988 What made you take that up? 451 00:22:08,031 --> 00:22:10,686 Good for my poise and kind of thrilling. 452 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,732 Yeah, looks exciting from here, too. 453 00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:14,690 Nice long legs, hey, Nan? 454 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,387 Yeah, they go right up to her bum, 455 00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:17,998 but they're not on the menu. 456 00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:19,564 Well, I better have a chop, then. 457 00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:25,701 This is about who, 458 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,181 the constitution? 459 00:22:27,224 --> 00:22:28,399 Here. 460 00:22:28,443 --> 00:22:29,705 I'm on me lunch hour. 461 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,141 Honest. 462 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,930 Hi, what are you doing New Year's Eve? 463 00:22:36,973 --> 00:22:39,367 I'd like you to consider spending it with me. 464 00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:40,977 Just ask me, strumpet. 465 00:22:41,021 --> 00:22:42,413 Ask me. 466 00:22:42,457 --> 00:22:43,980 And the best act will be performing 467 00:22:44,024 --> 00:22:45,808 at the Opera House. 468 00:22:45,852 --> 00:22:47,418 The band that makes the biggest hit 469 00:22:47,462 --> 00:22:50,987 will win contracts and cash worth $25,000. 470 00:22:51,031 --> 00:22:52,815 Watch this week's show for more details. 471 00:22:52,859 --> 00:22:55,775 Oh, love, you wouldn't give this to a Jap on Anzac Day. 472 00:22:55,818 --> 00:22:58,734 Well, you can't bring it back, you already bit it. 473 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,388 Oh, thanks, love. 474 00:23:00,431 --> 00:23:01,781 We could all starve to death 475 00:23:01,824 --> 00:23:04,000 by the time you all get the bread buttered. 476 00:23:04,044 --> 00:23:05,001 How about some service? 477 00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:07,090 How about taking your times? 478 00:23:09,614 --> 00:23:12,008 Our problem is we're obscure. 479 00:23:12,052 --> 00:23:13,140 We're even more obscure than her. 480 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,532 You know what that is? 481 00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:17,318 Angus, I've been meaning to tell you, that's a girl. 482 00:23:17,361 --> 00:23:19,189 No, no, dummy, it's publicity. 483 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,670 So, bad boys get publicity. 484 00:23:21,713 --> 00:23:25,021 -So what? -Here, you get back to school. 485 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,687 Terry Lambert's Office. 486 00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:40,645 Could I speak with Terry? 487 00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:41,995 Not in, I'm afraid. 488 00:23:42,038 --> 00:23:43,126 When will he be there? 489 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:45,650 Might I ask what you're after? 490 00:23:45,694 --> 00:23:46,782 It's about this singer. 491 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,436 A great singer, but she's in a hurry. 492 00:23:48,479 --> 00:23:50,525 I might have to take her elsewhere. 493 00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:51,831 Good luck, then. 494 00:23:58,576 --> 00:24:00,361 Seven National News Room. 495 00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:01,884 I've got a story for you. 496 00:24:01,928 --> 00:24:03,277 Yeah, what type of story? 497 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,366 It's one of those stories you use to distract people 498 00:24:05,409 --> 00:24:06,758 from the real news. 499 00:24:06,802 --> 00:24:09,196 Look, is this some kind of juvenile prank? 500 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,111 I have to ask, how old are you? 501 00:24:11,154 --> 00:24:12,590 Pffft! 502 00:24:12,634 --> 00:24:13,940 Yes, but, madam, these people 503 00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:15,593 are on every second corner, you know? 504 00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:17,160 Not like this one. 505 00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:19,597 She's marvelous at balancing. 506 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:21,599 She can balance on anything. 507 00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:23,427 Yes, well, look, I'm afraid it doesn't sound like 508 00:24:23,471 --> 00:24:25,038 our type of thing. 509 00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:30,304 Man, have you ever seen anyone balancing in the nude? 510 00:24:30,347 --> 00:24:32,306 Naked? Where, in the city? 511 00:24:32,349 --> 00:24:34,003 Yes, virtually. 512 00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:35,787 She just wears a few little strings. 513 00:24:35,831 --> 00:24:37,528 Yeah, okay. Just let me get a pen. 514 00:24:37,572 --> 00:24:39,313 Now, where does this happen and at what time? 515 00:24:39,356 --> 00:24:41,184 - Circular Quay. - Yup. 516 00:24:41,228 --> 00:24:42,925 - Thursdays. - Right. 517 00:24:48,235 --> 00:24:49,889 Sh-sh-sh. 518 00:24:49,932 --> 00:24:51,542 I can hear a voice. 519 00:24:51,586 --> 00:24:54,241 Nana, you've been claiming to hear voices for years. 520 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:57,070 My psychic capacities are a different matter. 521 00:24:57,113 --> 00:25:00,247 Some of us are quite capable of talking to another world. 522 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,336 Well, you might as well. No one else will listen to you. 523 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:03,641 Lambert, please. 524 00:25:03,685 --> 00:25:07,732 Hello, I want to speak with Terry Lambert. 525 00:25:07,776 --> 00:25:09,343 Thank you. 526 00:25:09,386 --> 00:25:10,431 Terry Lambert's Office. 527 00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,607 Terry Lambert, please. 528 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:15,218 I'm afraid he's in conference. 529 00:25:15,262 --> 00:25:18,091 Sod, wagging school again. 530 00:25:18,134 --> 00:25:19,440 But it's his mother. 531 00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:22,443 I'm all alone with a burglar loose in the house. 532 00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,836 Oh, all right, stay there Mrs. Lambert, 533 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,099 I'll get him for you. 534 00:25:30,886 --> 00:25:32,148 Hello, Mom, what is it? 535 00:25:32,192 --> 00:25:34,542 Listen, it's about me cousin, Jackie Mullens. 536 00:25:34,585 --> 00:25:36,152 She's a winner, she's a star. 537 00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:39,764 You'll land us in the law court. 538 00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:41,679 You've gone too far this time. 539 00:25:41,723 --> 00:25:43,899 I've got further to go yet. 540 00:25:45,118 --> 00:25:47,424 Obscene phone calls. 541 00:25:49,644 --> 00:25:52,125 Angus, you're a maniac. 542 00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:54,649 You can't be serious. 543 00:25:54,692 --> 00:25:56,129 You are serious. 544 00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:57,347 Well, forget it. 545 00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,045 Absolutely not. 546 00:25:59,088 --> 00:26:00,481 N-O. 547 00:26:00,524 --> 00:26:03,005 Know what happens if you don't take a risk? 548 00:26:03,049 --> 00:26:04,441 Nothing. 549 00:26:04,485 --> 00:26:06,356 Less than nothing. 550 00:26:07,923 --> 00:26:11,274 I will not do it, okay? 551 00:26:16,453 --> 00:26:17,802 How do you feel? 552 00:26:17,846 --> 00:26:20,762 Sweaty and dizzy with all these silver spots 553 00:26:20,805 --> 00:26:22,546 swimming in front of my eyes. 554 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:25,593 Angus, how did you talk me into this? 555 00:26:25,636 --> 00:26:27,421 Because you wanted me to talk you into it. 556 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:29,858 God, you get away with murder. 557 00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:32,992 Huh, what about all the junk you've conned me into? 558 00:26:33,035 --> 00:26:34,819 Like the blue hair, 559 00:26:34,863 --> 00:26:36,299 and what about the time you claimed 560 00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:37,779 you'd learned witchcraft? 561 00:26:37,822 --> 00:26:40,738 That was years ago. 562 00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:42,349 Hey, up here! 563 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,613 And you put a hex on me, so you said, 564 00:26:45,656 --> 00:26:47,441 and made me eat crushed worms 565 00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:50,052 and dog shit to cast away the evil spell. 566 00:26:50,096 --> 00:26:52,272 It was only liverwurst. 567 00:27:00,889 --> 00:27:01,803 Hold this, will you, mate? 568 00:27:06,286 --> 00:27:10,246 Angus, is anyone taking any notice of this? 569 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:12,074 I reckon they soon will. 570 00:27:14,859 --> 00:27:16,122 Come on. 571 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,778 Last one. 572 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,132 Watch out. 573 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,918 Why don't you watch where you're going, 574 00:27:29,961 --> 00:27:31,659 you bloody moron? 575 00:27:35,228 --> 00:27:36,794 Don't. 576 00:27:36,838 --> 00:27:37,795 Ah. 577 00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:42,409 She's beautiful. 578 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,590 Crawl in with your hands along the line. 579 00:27:49,633 --> 00:27:50,330 I can't. 580 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,942 Young lady, come in from there immediately. 581 00:27:53,985 --> 00:27:58,077 Oh, come and get me, you old fool. 582 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,643 Wait. 583 00:28:12,352 --> 00:28:13,701 Come on, snap to it. 584 00:28:13,744 --> 00:28:14,832 Get those people back. 585 00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:16,051 Come on. 586 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,492 There she is, come on, quick. 587 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:24,581 There she is. Come on, out of there. 588 00:28:27,671 --> 00:28:29,412 What's the name, dear? 589 00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:31,327 Jacquelyn Mullens. 590 00:28:31,371 --> 00:28:33,808 And what's the idea behind all this? 591 00:28:33,851 --> 00:28:36,376 He thought if I got noticed, I might start a career. 592 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,120 You want to be a professional aerialist? 593 00:28:41,163 --> 00:28:42,817 I want to be a singer. 594 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,210 Then, why the tight rope? 595 00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:47,474 Ask him, he thought of it. 596 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,389 Look, this is agony. 597 00:28:49,432 --> 00:28:51,695 I can't hold on much longer. 598 00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:52,957 Is she going to drop? 599 00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:56,526 Well, not until I finish this interview, I'm not. 600 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,137 When you decided to pull this stunt, 601 00:28:58,180 --> 00:29:00,051 did you realize how much trouble you'd cause? 602 00:29:00,095 --> 00:29:02,793 I'm just trying to spark things up a bit. 603 00:29:02,837 --> 00:29:04,099 I'm emotional. 604 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,449 I sing because I'm emotional. 605 00:29:06,493 --> 00:29:07,798 Perhaps you could trace all this back 606 00:29:07,842 --> 00:29:10,236 to a very unhappy childhood. 607 00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,412 Hang on, dear, hang on. 608 00:29:12,455 --> 00:29:14,240 Look, I've done me dash, Angus. 609 00:29:14,283 --> 00:29:16,546 I want you down there when I splatter. 610 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,244 And when they scrape me up, 611 00:29:18,287 --> 00:29:21,290 just remember, it was all your fault! 612 00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,995 Jump, jump, jump! 613 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:35,826 Is that Terry Lambert? 614 00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:37,132 That's right. Can I help you? 615 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:38,612 Is that really Terry Lambert? 616 00:29:38,655 --> 00:29:40,440 What is this, Twenty Questions? 617 00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:43,007 Jump, jump, jump! 618 00:29:50,711 --> 00:29:52,234 Why are you persecuting me? 619 00:30:00,286 --> 00:30:01,461 She's alive. 620 00:30:01,504 --> 00:30:02,766 She sings. 621 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:04,725 Just buy a paper this afternoon. 622 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,221 Okay, people, the show's over. 623 00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:35,495 Oh, thank you. 624 00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:01,129 Jacquelyn Mullens, 18, 625 00:31:01,172 --> 00:31:03,740 a bar maid at The Harbor View Hotel on The Rocks 626 00:31:03,784 --> 00:31:06,352 slipped, then dangled midair until rescued. 627 00:31:06,395 --> 00:31:09,180 She is currently being held by Phillips Street Police. 628 00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:11,008 And Sydney's weather... 629 00:31:11,052 --> 00:31:12,836 What you doing? 630 00:31:15,317 --> 00:31:16,710 Not unless it's all of us. 631 00:31:16,753 --> 00:31:18,842 Okay, okay. I just want to see her. 632 00:31:32,856 --> 00:31:34,641 Do you like The Beatles? 633 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,513 They broke up when he was two. 634 00:31:38,819 --> 00:31:39,994 Righty-o, Cinderella. 635 00:31:40,037 --> 00:31:42,301 Prince Charming's here to bail you out. 636 00:31:51,527 --> 00:31:53,137 It's probably Hazza. 637 00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:58,839 Excuse me, I'm waiting for a singer 638 00:31:58,882 --> 00:32:00,014 and a manager. 639 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,973 That's, um, we... 640 00:32:03,017 --> 00:32:04,845 This toddler's the phone clone? 641 00:32:04,888 --> 00:32:07,064 -I'm 14. -He's short for his age. 642 00:32:07,108 --> 00:32:10,111 I'm not, I just look short when I wear blue. 643 00:32:10,154 --> 00:32:12,418 Do you realize you've misused the police force, 644 00:32:12,461 --> 00:32:14,507 the fire brigade, and the rescue squad? 645 00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,291 But did we make the papers? 646 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:17,336 How do you think I found you? 647 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:22,993 More to the point, why did you make me find you? 648 00:32:23,037 --> 00:32:26,867 Because we're your number one fans in the entire world. 649 00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,477 We owed it to you, 650 00:32:28,521 --> 00:32:30,000 so you could find out about Jackie 651 00:32:30,044 --> 00:32:31,915 to be on your Opera House show. 652 00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:41,925 - Terry, autograph? - Debbie? 653 00:32:41,969 --> 00:32:43,710 Yeah, Debbie. 654 00:32:45,146 --> 00:32:45,755 Right. 655 00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:49,542 Well, I will do a story on you in my pop column. 656 00:32:49,585 --> 00:32:51,021 I guess we're a hot item, huh? 657 00:32:51,065 --> 00:32:52,719 Humble, Angus, humble. 658 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,068 A Cadillac. 659 00:32:54,111 --> 00:32:55,199 Wow! 660 00:32:55,243 --> 00:32:56,984 Your coach. 661 00:32:57,027 --> 00:32:58,289 Da-dum! 662 00:32:59,552 --> 00:33:01,031 Shit, a car with a TV set. 663 00:33:02,555 --> 00:33:05,862 Angus, I think all your lies are starting to come true. 664 00:33:05,906 --> 00:33:08,169 Don't worry, girls, they're in safe hands. 665 00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,129 Bye. 666 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:19,267 ♪ ...in the family was me♪ 667 00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:21,443 ♪ The only twisted branch♪ 668 00:33:21,487 --> 00:33:23,967 ♪ Upon our good old family...♪ 669 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,116 Get them off Nana. 670 00:33:42,159 --> 00:33:44,423 They're a better investment than oil shares. 671 00:33:44,466 --> 00:33:46,163 Complete with spills, chills, 672 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:47,687 and a female nude. 673 00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,558 When you decided to pull this stunt, did you realize 674 00:33:49,602 --> 00:33:51,430 - how much trouble you'd cause? -Shh, quiet, here she is. 675 00:33:51,473 --> 00:33:53,736 Hazza. Quiet, everybody, quiet! 676 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:57,436 I'm emotional. I sing because I'm emotional. 677 00:33:57,479 --> 00:33:59,786 Perhaps, it's just a need to get all the love 678 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,614 than an audience can give. 679 00:34:01,657 --> 00:34:03,833 In fact, you could probably trace it back 680 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:07,750 -to a very unhappy childhood. -Little cow. 681 00:34:07,794 --> 00:34:08,925 We arrived here, and she was dangling... 682 00:34:08,969 --> 00:34:10,971 We always gave her more toys than anyone. 683 00:34:11,014 --> 00:34:12,668 Event to take place here, 684 00:34:12,712 --> 00:34:15,149 and it appears to be happening above us 685 00:34:15,192 --> 00:34:19,283 in the street where a lady is naked waist up 686 00:34:19,327 --> 00:34:23,418 and doing a tightrope walk across the street. 687 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,376 Well, she's exposed, isn't she? 688 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:27,291 That female's exposing herself. 689 00:34:27,335 --> 00:34:29,076 That is disgusting. 690 00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:30,469 Apart from her humorous attire, 691 00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:32,732 the fact remained that the display was full 692 00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:33,733 of potential danger. 693 00:34:34,995 --> 00:34:36,300 It wasn't long before she'd attracted 694 00:34:36,344 --> 00:34:38,085 more than just spectators. 695 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,182 That's disgusting. 696 00:34:48,225 --> 00:34:49,923 She's an outrage. 697 00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:51,490 Shut up, you! 698 00:34:52,578 --> 00:34:53,927 Give it a way, Hazza. 699 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,625 -Give it a way, Hazza. -And stay out, you mongrel. 700 00:34:56,669 --> 00:34:58,888 Good on her, I suppose. 701 00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:01,630 I don't know what she's up to, but I hope she gets somewhere. 702 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,854 Here we are. This is our humble home. 703 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,421 - Yeah. - Joint's jumping. 704 00:35:10,465 --> 00:35:12,380 Hey, there it is. Stop, stop. 705 00:35:12,423 --> 00:35:13,773 Woo-hoo! 706 00:35:17,385 --> 00:35:19,430 - Hey. Just a minute. - Hey. 707 00:35:19,474 --> 00:35:21,389 Hey, what are you up to? 708 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,007 -That's great. -It's time for a quick audition, 709 00:35:31,051 --> 00:35:33,444 I'd say, wouldn't you? It's the quick or the dead, mate. 710 00:35:33,488 --> 00:35:34,750 Hey, hey. 711 00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:37,840 Oh, Robbie, this is Terry. 712 00:35:37,884 --> 00:35:39,712 Hey, Robbie, how are you? 713 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,151 -Woo. Woo. Woo-hoo. -Hey, hey, hey. 714 00:35:51,245 --> 00:35:54,291 I was wanting to see you, but I didn't know where to. 715 00:35:54,335 --> 00:35:55,945 Here she is. 716 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,468 Come on, you little craw. 717 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:06,913 And one and two and three and four and five 718 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,525 and six and seven and eight 719 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:13,223 and nine and ten 720 00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:16,836 - and eleven. - Hey, y'all, stop that. 721 00:36:16,879 --> 00:36:18,707 You go home. 722 00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:20,056 Go on. You're bad. 723 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,190 - Oh, give us a kiss. - We want a song! 724 00:36:23,233 --> 00:36:24,844 We want a song! 725 00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:26,497 We want a song! 726 00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:29,413 We want a song! We want a song! 727 00:36:29,457 --> 00:36:31,720 Robbie, does your band get much work? 728 00:36:31,764 --> 00:36:33,722 Two jobs a week, if we're lucky. 729 00:36:33,766 --> 00:36:35,419 - Then, get with it. - We want a song! 730 00:36:35,463 --> 00:36:39,206 -We want a song! -Come on, guys. 731 00:36:40,729 --> 00:36:42,209 Jackie! 732 00:36:42,252 --> 00:36:43,950 We want a song! 733 00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:54,917 ♪ He's got body♪ 734 00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:56,440 ♪ He's got soul♪ 735 00:36:56,484 --> 00:37:00,009 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 736 00:37:00,053 --> 00:37:01,707 ♪ I'm gonna trust him♪ 737 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,534 ♪ With my future♪ 738 00:37:03,578 --> 00:37:07,147 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart ♪ 739 00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:10,803 ♪ He's one of the few things I feel a part of ♪ 740 00:37:10,846 --> 00:37:12,543 ♪ I know it's true, I'll never leave♪ 741 00:37:12,587 --> 00:37:14,937 ♪ I'll never say good-bye♪ 742 00:37:17,766 --> 00:37:19,594 ♪ I'll always be a girl of means♪ 743 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,640 ♪ As long as I'm by his side♪ 744 00:37:24,773 --> 00:37:28,298 ♪ She's got body, she's got soul♪ 745 00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:31,606 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 746 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:35,175 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 747 00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:39,092 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 748 00:37:39,135 --> 00:37:42,225 ♪ He's one of the few things I feel a part of♪ 749 00:37:42,269 --> 00:37:44,097 ♪ I learn a lot when he's around♪ 750 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:47,100 ♪ He's got so much to give♪ 751 00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:51,321 ♪ If you can say you live and learn♪ 752 00:37:51,365 --> 00:37:53,933 ♪ You're learning how to live♪ 753 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,154 ♪ He's got body♪ 754 00:37:58,198 --> 00:38:00,026 ♪ He's got soul♪ 755 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,464 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 756 00:38:03,507 --> 00:38:07,337 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 757 00:38:07,381 --> 00:38:10,732 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 758 00:38:10,776 --> 00:38:14,083 ♪ He's one of the few things I feel a part of♪ 759 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,912 ♪ Nobody told me♪ 760 00:38:16,956 --> 00:38:19,001 ♪ That a woman♪ 761 00:38:19,045 --> 00:38:22,875 ♪ She can lead a man from ruin♪ 762 00:38:22,918 --> 00:38:24,746 ♪ Well, you pulled me back♪ 763 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:28,358 ♪ And I'm coming back for more♪ 764 00:38:28,402 --> 00:38:31,535 ♪ For sure♪ 765 00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:36,105 ♪ No time to make careful decisions♪ 766 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:39,630 ♪ He might be an apparition♪ 767 00:38:39,674 --> 00:38:42,155 ♪ Now the panic's on♪ 768 00:38:42,198 --> 00:38:44,766 ♪ And I'm not an honest man♪ 769 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:48,161 ♪ If I don't say♪ 770 00:38:48,204 --> 00:38:49,902 ♪ She's got body♪ 771 00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:51,512 ♪ She's got soul♪ 772 00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:54,994 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 773 00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:58,475 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 774 00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:02,349 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 775 00:39:02,392 --> 00:39:05,569 ♪ He's one of the few things I feel a part of♪ 776 00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:07,484 ♪ All right, I know it's all been said♪ 777 00:39:07,528 --> 00:39:09,660 ♪ So many times before♪ 778 00:39:09,704 --> 00:39:12,707 ♪ Before, before, before...♪ 779 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,665 ♪ But I don't care, I'm gonna sing it♪ 780 00:39:14,709 --> 00:39:16,537 ♪ To you just once more♪ 781 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,932 ♪ Once more, once more, once more...♪ 782 00:39:19,975 --> 00:39:23,326 ♪ He's got body, he's got soul♪ 783 00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:26,765 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 784 00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:30,333 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 785 00:39:30,377 --> 00:39:34,207 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 786 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:37,906 ♪ He's one of the few things I feel a part of♪ 787 00:39:37,950 --> 00:39:42,084 ♪ He's got body, he's got soul♪ 788 00:39:42,128 --> 00:39:45,174 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 789 00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:48,743 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 790 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:52,312 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 791 00:39:52,355 --> 00:39:54,009 ♪ He's got body♪ 792 00:39:54,053 --> 00:39:55,924 ♪ He's got soul♪ 793 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:59,145 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 794 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:03,018 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 795 00:40:03,062 --> 00:40:06,108 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 796 00:40:06,152 --> 00:40:08,589 I expected the worst. 797 00:40:08,632 --> 00:40:09,720 Now, I'm getting it. 798 00:40:10,983 --> 00:40:12,767 Looks like a good thing to me. 799 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,551 Oh, charming. 800 00:40:16,423 --> 00:40:20,949 I guess maybe we should have stayed where we were. 801 00:40:23,430 --> 00:40:25,954 After turning on the news and seeing that shocking spectacle? 802 00:40:27,738 --> 00:40:31,177 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 803 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,528 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 804 00:40:34,571 --> 00:40:37,183 You were always such a gem. 805 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,793 Deal with your bloody son. 806 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:42,057 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 807 00:40:42,101 --> 00:40:45,887 -♪ I'm gonna trust him...♪ -Oh, Eric, Ron... 808 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:47,889 you remember my brother-in-law, Lou? 809 00:40:47,933 --> 00:40:49,935 -Cheers. -Cheers. 810 00:40:49,978 --> 00:40:52,502 ♪ He's got soul♪ 811 00:40:52,546 --> 00:40:55,810 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 812 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,335 ♪ I'm gonna trust him with my future♪ 813 00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:01,468 ♪ I'm gonna keep a tight rein on his heart♪ 814 00:41:04,993 --> 00:41:06,516 ♪ He's got soul♪ 815 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,346 ♪ I'm torn apart without him♪ 816 00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:11,957 Jacquelyn! 817 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,351 -Mom. -Dad. 818 00:41:15,395 --> 00:41:17,397 Good day, son. 819 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,094 My baby! 820 00:41:19,138 --> 00:41:20,487 Hi, mom. 821 00:41:20,530 --> 00:41:21,488 You're on the show, okay? 822 00:41:21,531 --> 00:41:23,664 I want you for rehearsal, Thursday. 823 00:41:25,971 --> 00:41:27,494 Here you are, son. For your 11th birthday. 824 00:41:27,537 --> 00:41:29,278 -Sorry, it's a little bit late. -Late? 825 00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:31,193 You're three years too late. He's 14. 826 00:41:31,237 --> 00:41:33,152 We're on the show! We're on the show! 827 00:41:33,195 --> 00:41:34,631 Out. 828 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,331 Come on, out. 829 00:41:39,593 --> 00:41:40,724 Go on, go on. 830 00:41:40,768 --> 00:41:42,204 Get a move on now. Out. 831 00:41:42,248 --> 00:41:45,686 Here's something all the way from Brisbane for you. 832 00:41:50,169 --> 00:41:52,301 You missed all the fun, Mom. 833 00:42:17,674 --> 00:42:20,590 Wakey, wakey, chop, chop! 834 00:42:20,634 --> 00:42:22,462 School time! 835 00:42:24,594 --> 00:42:26,335 Who was that? 836 00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:29,121 My mother. Remember her? 837 00:42:29,164 --> 00:42:32,428 Good day, son, got any change? For the parking meter. 838 00:42:33,908 --> 00:42:35,475 Thanks, son. I'll pay you back. 839 00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:38,478 Who was that? 840 00:42:38,521 --> 00:42:41,524 Your father. Remember him? 841 00:42:41,568 --> 00:42:42,743 Shit. 842 00:42:42,786 --> 00:42:44,484 The party's over. 843 00:42:46,921 --> 00:42:50,142 School sports today. 844 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:54,494 Whereas I've got band rehearsal. 845 00:42:54,537 --> 00:42:55,930 You, you, you. 846 00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:57,845 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 847 00:42:57,888 --> 00:43:00,065 Angus, you'll be late for school. 848 00:43:00,108 --> 00:43:03,807 It's you that needs school. Charm school. 849 00:43:03,851 --> 00:43:04,852 Look Angus, we'll try out 850 00:43:04,895 --> 00:43:07,681 some of your songs if there's time. 851 00:43:07,724 --> 00:43:09,944 You'll bugger it up all by yourself. 852 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,946 You always do by yourself. 853 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,778 When your father goes back to Brisbane, 854 00:43:17,821 --> 00:43:19,606 he's taking you with him. 855 00:43:20,781 --> 00:43:22,609 Now, get up. 856 00:43:22,652 --> 00:43:25,612 I'm driving you to school. 857 00:43:32,662 --> 00:43:36,753 Cousin Angus, I've been having a little think. 858 00:43:38,059 --> 00:43:40,148 I thought I could smell rubber burning. 859 00:43:40,192 --> 00:43:42,368 That's quite some coincidence 860 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,934 the way my mother 861 00:43:43,978 --> 00:43:47,373 just happened to bump into your father, 862 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,591 don't you think? 863 00:43:49,679 --> 00:43:51,638 Him? 864 00:43:51,681 --> 00:43:53,379 I'm not going anywhere with him. 865 00:43:54,728 --> 00:43:56,469 Actually, I think 866 00:43:56,512 --> 00:43:59,602 I'm gonna throw meself under a bus. 867 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,739 Terry would have stayed for hours 868 00:44:05,782 --> 00:44:08,785 if it wasn't for Robbie hanging around, 869 00:44:08,829 --> 00:44:12,398 making sure things didn't go too far, 870 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:16,967 which is a pity considering how far I'd like it to go, 871 00:44:17,011 --> 00:44:18,534 but it will. 872 00:44:23,713 --> 00:44:25,150 Angus! 873 00:44:25,193 --> 00:44:26,499 Shit. 874 00:44:26,542 --> 00:44:28,066 Is he all right? Is he bleeding? 875 00:44:28,109 --> 00:44:29,980 Hey, it wasn't me, man, I was just driving, 876 00:44:30,024 --> 00:44:32,026 and I saw him sprawled out in the road. 877 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:33,636 Pick him up for chrissake. 878 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,203 - Is he all right? - Don't mind him. 879 00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:37,466 - Is he all right? - He's very high-strung. 880 00:44:39,164 --> 00:44:40,034 That kid's a menace. 881 00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:41,470 I'll report you, mate. 882 00:44:41,514 --> 00:44:44,734 I suggest you keep kids and pets off the road. 883 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:59,532 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me want to do it♪ 884 00:44:59,575 --> 00:45:02,361 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me want to chew it♪ 885 00:45:02,404 --> 00:45:05,973 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 886 00:45:06,016 --> 00:45:08,541 ♪ Got to climb to find my way♪ 887 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:09,846 Won't be a minute, love. 888 00:45:09,890 --> 00:45:11,718 ♪ ...that makes me wanna do it♪ 889 00:45:11,761 --> 00:45:14,242 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me want to chew it♪ 890 00:45:14,286 --> 00:45:18,420 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 891 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,425 ♪ ...that makes me wanna do it♪ 892 00:45:23,469 --> 00:45:26,385 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me want to chew it♪ 893 00:45:26,428 --> 00:45:29,431 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose...♪ 894 00:45:38,223 --> 00:45:41,008 You're just as good as when you won the cups. 895 00:45:41,051 --> 00:45:43,924 You've got the devil's charm, Lou. 896 00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:46,927 You've always done the right thing by me, Pearly. 897 00:45:54,369 --> 00:45:56,066 It's great to be rehearsing again, ain't it? 898 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,981 You know, I reckon that song would sound better 899 00:45:58,025 --> 00:46:00,027 - if we played it backwards. -Backwards? 900 00:46:00,070 --> 00:46:02,464 Yeah, and feed in a tape of a baby crying. 901 00:46:02,508 --> 00:46:03,639 A baby crying? 902 00:46:10,255 --> 00:46:12,213 ♪ Leaping, leaping♪ 903 00:46:12,257 --> 00:46:15,651 ♪ Leaping for lunch♪ 904 00:46:15,695 --> 00:46:18,219 ♪ Dressed like a salad♪ 905 00:46:18,263 --> 00:46:20,917 ♪ How does it feel?♪ 906 00:46:20,961 --> 00:46:23,181 ♪ Leaping, leaping♪ 907 00:46:24,530 --> 00:46:27,794 -♪ Leaping for lunch♪ -That's right. 908 00:46:27,837 --> 00:46:30,579 Pouring free beers while the bills pile up. 909 00:46:30,623 --> 00:46:32,146 Hey, love, I'd kill for a beer. 910 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:33,495 Be right with you, Hazza. 911 00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:34,757 Think of it as an investment. 912 00:46:34,801 --> 00:46:35,802 If we're good on TV, 913 00:46:35,845 --> 00:46:37,456 and then we crack the Opera House, 914 00:46:37,499 --> 00:46:40,067 voilà, 25 grand. 915 00:46:40,110 --> 00:46:42,200 Might as well take a lottery ticket. 916 00:46:42,243 --> 00:46:44,506 Oh, come on, mom, we'll survive. 917 00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,943 We always have, through thick and thin. 918 00:46:46,987 --> 00:46:49,381 Well, it's thin, kid, thin. 919 00:46:50,469 --> 00:46:53,298 Hey, what's he doing with Wally? 920 00:46:53,341 --> 00:46:57,954 Hey, blue, don't blow on me, cocky. 921 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:00,827 Wearin' the shirt. 922 00:47:03,177 --> 00:47:06,049 Watch it, will ya? 923 00:47:06,093 --> 00:47:08,008 What about "Laughter From Heaven"? 924 00:47:13,883 --> 00:47:17,322 I just washed my face, and I can't do a thing with it. 925 00:47:18,932 --> 00:47:20,499 You look like the cocky. 926 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,588 I know, make an entrance with a real cocky 927 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,067 on your shoulder, 928 00:47:24,111 --> 00:47:26,069 and then people will think you're meant to look creepy. 929 00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:28,289 -Wa. -That's it. 930 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:30,944 Wally! 931 00:47:30,987 --> 00:47:32,337 Come on, you rent mongrel. 932 00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,643 It's time you pulled your weight around here. 933 00:47:34,687 --> 00:47:36,645 Oh, it's hard to know what to wear 934 00:47:36,689 --> 00:47:38,125 to this type of thing. 935 00:47:38,168 --> 00:47:39,822 Do you think there'll be a singalong? 936 00:47:39,866 --> 00:47:41,607 No, Nana. 937 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,652 ♪♪ 938 00:47:48,483 --> 00:47:52,052 Animals in the kitchen, quite illegal, I might say. 939 00:47:53,793 --> 00:47:56,056 ♪ I'm hungry♪ 940 00:47:56,099 --> 00:47:57,144 Look... 941 00:47:57,187 --> 00:47:58,667 Ezperanzas have carried this pub 942 00:47:58,711 --> 00:48:00,190 for three generations. 943 00:48:00,234 --> 00:48:02,410 The fact is you're catering to a dying trade. 944 00:48:02,454 --> 00:48:03,803 So you're gonna get your fancy lawyers 945 00:48:03,846 --> 00:48:05,805 onto our lease, are you? 946 00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:07,328 Chucking us out. 947 00:48:07,372 --> 00:48:10,462 I'm afraid my brewery requires payment 948 00:48:10,505 --> 00:48:12,115 or property 949 00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:14,117 by February the 1st. 950 00:48:14,161 --> 00:48:15,858 Chucking us out? 951 00:48:15,902 --> 00:48:21,908 ♪♪ 952 00:48:45,975 --> 00:48:49,327 Okay, sweetheart. 953 00:48:49,370 --> 00:48:51,503 -Thanks very much. -What seems to be the problem? 954 00:48:51,546 --> 00:48:53,200 Check out... 955 00:48:53,243 --> 00:48:55,333 You couldn't be Jacquelyn Mullens, could you? 956 00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:56,899 -Yes. -Yes, I see. 957 00:48:56,943 --> 00:48:59,249 Let's go, guys. 958 00:48:59,293 --> 00:49:00,903 - That's us. - Yeah. 959 00:49:00,947 --> 00:49:03,036 You know, come on. Hey, spider, spider! 960 00:49:10,043 --> 00:49:12,393 Jacquelyn Mullens has arrived... 961 00:49:14,526 --> 00:49:16,702 like she just left the Yorkshire River. 962 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,269 She'll need hair, eyes, gown, and skin. 963 00:49:20,445 --> 00:49:22,403 Hey, my favorite singing lady. 964 00:49:31,891 --> 00:49:33,240 No. 965 00:49:33,283 --> 00:49:35,460 She's actually meant to look like she looks, see? 966 00:49:35,503 --> 00:49:38,071 And she's going to have Wally here on her shoulder. 967 00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:41,770 Ma'am... 968 00:49:41,814 --> 00:49:44,686 You're singing "My Belief in You," right? 969 00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:46,558 In 20 minutes, you'll start rehearsing that 970 00:49:46,601 --> 00:49:47,689 with the studio band. 971 00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:49,996 - Studio band? - Here we go. 972 00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:51,954 No, no, no, listen. All friends of the artist 973 00:49:51,998 --> 00:49:53,869 are to stay in the foyer, thank you very much. 974 00:49:53,913 --> 00:49:54,653 Oh, we're the band. 975 00:49:54,696 --> 00:49:56,002 They're in the show. 976 00:49:56,045 --> 00:49:57,569 No, Ms. Mullens has a solo vocalist spot 977 00:49:57,612 --> 00:49:58,918 before the final commercial. 978 00:49:58,961 --> 00:50:00,136 Yeah, we're the backing band. 979 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,008 Vocal plus studio band. 980 00:50:02,051 --> 00:50:03,575 - Out in the foyer. - Vocal studio band. 981 00:50:03,618 --> 00:50:05,315 Studio band, now, listen, don't argue with me. 982 00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:06,665 -No hassles, okay, boys? -Oh, come on. 983 00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:08,231 Quick. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Out. 984 00:50:08,275 --> 00:50:10,495 Quick, quick, out, out. I don't know how you got in here. 985 00:50:10,538 --> 00:50:12,235 - I'm talking to security. - Good one, Angus. 986 00:50:12,279 --> 00:50:13,585 Please hurry out. Thank you. 987 00:50:13,628 --> 00:50:14,934 Thanks very much. 988 00:50:14,977 --> 00:50:16,501 Thank you. 989 00:50:24,944 --> 00:50:26,206 Hey, Mr. Lambert! 990 00:50:30,776 --> 00:50:32,908 No, she got it right. 991 00:50:32,952 --> 00:50:34,432 Jackie was slotted into the solo spot 992 00:50:34,475 --> 00:50:36,956 at the production meeting last night. 993 00:50:36,999 --> 00:50:39,219 Look, that doesn't mean that you can't perform as a band 994 00:50:39,262 --> 00:50:40,829 at the Opera House. 995 00:50:40,873 --> 00:50:42,483 Well, if this spot goes all right. 996 00:50:44,746 --> 00:50:48,228 Um, Terry, we need you on the set now, darling. 997 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:53,320 So, it doesn't mean I'm leaving the band or anything. 998 00:50:53,363 --> 00:50:54,452 Leave it? 999 00:50:54,495 --> 00:50:56,236 You were never officially in it. 1000 00:50:58,499 --> 00:51:00,022 Ugh. 1001 00:51:06,812 --> 00:51:08,683 Listen, I know you. 1002 00:51:08,727 --> 00:51:10,946 You're gaga about Terry kissy, kissy, 1003 00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:13,122 frolic over him, why don't ya, 1004 00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:15,690 but don't let him talk you into this. 1005 00:51:15,734 --> 00:51:18,737 Angus, you need other people in your life, 1006 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:20,086 so do I. 1007 00:51:20,129 --> 00:51:21,827 That's called healthy. 1008 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,045 Face it. 1009 00:51:23,089 --> 00:51:24,394 What are you on about? 1010 00:51:24,438 --> 00:51:26,919 I'm saying it's time I made my own decisions, 1011 00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:28,355 my own friends. 1012 00:51:28,398 --> 00:51:30,966 I'm sick of living in the pub. I wanna live in a house. 1013 00:51:31,010 --> 00:51:32,141 Live in a house? 1014 00:51:33,273 --> 00:51:36,189 And dump me at Heartbreak Hotel. 1015 00:51:36,232 --> 00:51:38,757 You do a great impersonation of an adult, 1016 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,411 but remember, you're 14, a minor. 1017 00:51:41,455 --> 00:51:43,849 Yeah, a minor part of your plans. 1018 00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:45,938 That's the type of minor I am. 1019 00:51:46,852 --> 00:51:48,418 Mm-ah! 1020 00:51:49,419 --> 00:51:51,204 You little shit! 1021 00:51:51,247 --> 00:51:53,119 Angus! 1022 00:51:53,162 --> 00:51:56,078 You know what you are? You're a dirty rat! 1023 00:51:56,122 --> 00:51:57,645 You're the dumb one that didn't desert 1024 00:51:57,689 --> 00:51:59,038 the sinking ship! 1025 00:52:13,705 --> 00:52:16,621 ♪ Living under people every day♪ 1026 00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:23,105 ♪ I must find somewhere new to stay♪ 1027 00:52:23,149 --> 00:52:25,368 ♪ Jackie's moved things on♪ 1028 00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:28,197 ♪ And I can take them on♪ 1029 00:52:28,241 --> 00:52:30,112 ♪ I must find a way♪ 1030 00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:31,723 ♪ To get away♪ 1031 00:52:31,766 --> 00:52:33,072 ♪ Get away♪ 1032 00:52:33,115 --> 00:52:34,290 ♪ Get away♪ 1033 00:52:34,334 --> 00:52:35,465 ♪ Get away♪ 1034 00:52:35,509 --> 00:52:37,119 ♪ Running around the flagpole♪ 1035 00:52:37,163 --> 00:52:38,207 ♪ One and all♪ 1036 00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:40,209 ♪ Hey, hey, hey♪ 1037 00:52:40,253 --> 00:52:44,518 ♪ Occupied a technique through the wall♪ 1038 00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:46,520 ♪ However get me back♪ 1039 00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:49,392 ♪ To the dingy little shack♪ 1040 00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:51,569 ♪ Strike up the cry♪ 1041 00:52:51,612 --> 00:52:54,267 ♪ I will never fold, never fold♪ 1042 00:52:54,310 --> 00:52:56,922 ♪ Never fold, never fold♪ 1043 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:59,925 ♪ I want to live in a house♪ 1044 00:53:02,318 --> 00:53:06,105 ♪ With my own litter box♪ 1045 00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:09,412 ♪ A backyard where my friends can stay♪ 1046 00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:14,156 ♪ Not living under people every day♪ 1047 00:53:25,254 --> 00:53:27,517 ♪ Ants, ants, ants, ants♪ 1048 00:53:27,561 --> 00:53:29,868 ♪ Ants, ants, ants, ants♪ 1049 00:53:29,911 --> 00:53:33,045 ♪ Ants, ants, ants, we all live like ants♪ 1050 00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:34,655 ♪ Ants, ants♪ 1051 00:53:34,699 --> 00:53:36,614 ♪ She'll never know my drift♪ 1052 00:53:36,657 --> 00:53:39,051 ♪ She'll never get my drift♪ 1053 00:53:39,094 --> 00:53:42,663 ♪ I'm the one to make her a shining star♪ 1054 00:53:42,707 --> 00:53:44,883 ♪ Rising star, super star♪ 1055 00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:46,754 ♪ Mega star♪ 1056 00:54:07,209 --> 00:54:10,169 ♪ I want to live in a house♪ 1057 00:54:12,345 --> 00:54:16,218 ♪ With my own litter box♪ 1058 00:54:16,262 --> 00:54:19,482 ♪ A backyard where my friends can stay♪ 1059 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:24,009 ♪ Not living under people every day♪ 1060 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:32,757 ♪ Ants, ants, ants, ants♪ 1061 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,368 ♪ Ants, ants, ants, ants♪ 1062 00:54:35,411 --> 00:54:38,371 ♪ I want to live in a house♪ 1063 00:54:40,373 --> 00:54:43,028 ♪ With my own litter box♪ 1064 00:54:44,507 --> 00:54:47,293 ♪ A backyard where my friends can play♪ 1065 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:52,994 ♪ Not living under people every day♪ 1066 00:54:53,038 --> 00:54:54,561 ♪ Every day♪ 1067 00:54:55,344 --> 00:54:56,606 ♪ Every day♪ 1068 00:54:57,738 --> 00:54:58,913 ♪ Every day♪ 1069 00:55:00,045 --> 00:55:01,960 ♪ Every day♪ 1070 00:55:05,659 --> 00:55:07,269 We want Terry! 1071 00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:08,880 We want Terry! 1072 00:55:08,923 --> 00:55:10,316 We want Terry! 1073 00:55:10,359 --> 00:55:13,406 - Okay. - We want Terry! 1074 00:55:28,421 --> 00:55:30,292 Hey, you move out of there. 1075 00:55:32,817 --> 00:55:34,209 Here. 1076 00:55:36,168 --> 00:55:38,518 Here, you get in there. 1077 00:55:38,561 --> 00:55:39,649 Here, love. 1078 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:41,782 In there. 1079 00:55:45,394 --> 00:55:48,876 - We want Terry! - Okay, quiet, please. 1080 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,791 Quiet, please. 1081 00:55:50,835 --> 00:55:53,489 -Come on, better shush! -Oh, there she is. 1082 00:55:53,533 --> 00:55:54,969 - That's better. - We want Terry. 1083 00:55:55,013 --> 00:55:57,667 Again, I'd like to welcome you all to our show. 1084 00:55:57,711 --> 00:55:59,234 Oh, didn't recognize her. 1085 00:55:59,278 --> 00:56:00,801 Oh, I never seen her look nicer. 1086 00:56:00,845 --> 00:56:02,934 All right, now, Terry will be out in a moment. 1087 00:56:02,977 --> 00:56:05,719 Now this is big-- Madam, would you-- would you mind? 1088 00:56:07,329 --> 00:56:09,418 This is big person's television, all right? 1089 00:56:09,462 --> 00:56:10,637 The most important... 1090 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,248 Now, you look perfect. 1091 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:14,684 Good luck. 1092 00:56:14,728 --> 00:56:17,296 All right? Now, listen, a couple of rules. 1093 00:56:20,734 --> 00:56:21,735 I gave her my bag. 1094 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,171 Oh. 1095 00:56:23,215 --> 00:56:25,870 Big, big hand claps, all right? 1096 00:56:25,913 --> 00:56:27,741 And now, a new talent. 1097 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:31,005 A girl who recently brought an entire city to a halt. 1098 00:56:31,049 --> 00:56:32,877 She can walk a tightrope. 1099 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,574 She can wear a wiglet, 1100 00:56:34,617 --> 00:56:36,489 and she can sing a song. 1101 00:56:36,532 --> 00:56:38,317 Ms. Jackie Mullens! 1102 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,319 Lou, she's on. 1103 00:56:41,842 --> 00:56:44,062 Have a look at this, girls. That's my niece. 1104 00:56:49,676 --> 00:56:51,156 Wow. 1105 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,985 ♪ It's time for changes♪ 1106 00:56:54,028 --> 00:56:56,422 Plastic-fantastic. 1107 00:56:56,465 --> 00:57:00,121 ♪ Things can rearrange♪ 1108 00:57:00,165 --> 00:57:03,211 ♪ Love is strange♪ 1109 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:07,302 ♪ After so long♪ 1110 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:12,873 ♪ But how can I tell you♪ 1111 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,310 ♪ That I was wrong♪ 1112 00:57:15,354 --> 00:57:17,443 ♪ So wrong♪ 1113 00:57:17,486 --> 00:57:20,663 -♪ When I believe...♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe♪ 1114 00:57:20,707 --> 00:57:23,057 ♪ ...in my belief in you♪ 1115 00:57:23,101 --> 00:57:24,450 ♪ My belief in you♪ 1116 00:57:24,493 --> 00:57:26,104 Doesn't my bag look lovely? 1117 00:57:26,147 --> 00:57:28,454 ♪ Because the power♪ 1118 00:57:28,497 --> 00:57:33,198 ♪ Of love keeps returning♪ 1119 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:36,288 ♪ Like the waves rolling to the shore♪ 1120 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,506 ♪ Woo, oh, oh♪ 1121 00:57:37,550 --> 00:57:40,770 ♪ I don't mind waiting anymore♪ 1122 00:57:40,814 --> 00:57:42,511 ♪ Oh♪ 1123 00:57:42,555 --> 00:57:43,773 ♪ Because I believe...♪ 1124 00:57:43,817 --> 00:57:45,732 ♪ I believe♪ 1125 00:57:45,775 --> 00:57:47,952 ♪ In my belief in you♪ 1126 00:57:50,737 --> 00:57:54,349 No, no, no, no, it's all wrong. 1127 00:57:54,393 --> 00:57:56,308 Ta-cky. 1128 00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:57,831 T for t. 1129 00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,442 Jesus, is that a sausage she's waving? 1130 00:58:08,537 --> 00:58:11,279 ♪ How could I tell you♪ 1131 00:58:11,323 --> 00:58:14,195 ♪ That I was wrong♪ 1132 00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:15,936 ♪ So wrong♪ 1133 00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:19,157 -♪ When I believe...♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe...♪ 1134 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,681 ♪ ...in my belief in you?♪ 1135 00:58:21,724 --> 00:58:24,466 ♪ In my belief in you?♪ 1136 00:58:24,510 --> 00:58:28,862 ♪ Because the power of love♪ 1137 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:31,517 ♪ Keeps returning♪ 1138 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,171 ♪ Like the waves♪ 1139 00:58:33,214 --> 00:58:36,304 -♪ Roll to the shore♪ -SINGERS: ♪ Woo, oh, oh♪ 1140 00:58:36,348 --> 00:58:39,612 ♪ I don't mind waiting anymore♪ 1141 00:58:41,353 --> 00:58:44,660 -♪ Because I believe...♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe♪ 1142 00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:46,706 ♪ ...in my belief in you♪ 1143 00:58:46,749 --> 00:58:49,361 ♪ In my belief in you♪ 1144 00:58:50,971 --> 00:58:53,321 -♪ I believe...♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe♪ 1145 00:58:53,365 --> 00:58:55,149 ♪ ...in my belief in you?♪ 1146 00:58:55,193 --> 00:58:59,153 ♪ In my belief in you♪ 1147 00:58:59,197 --> 00:59:01,721 - ♪ Yes, I believe...♪ - ♪ I believe♪ 1148 00:59:01,764 --> 00:59:03,810 ♪ In my belief in you♪ 1149 00:59:03,853 --> 00:59:07,205 ♪ ...in my belief in you♪ 1150 00:59:07,248 --> 00:59:08,728 -♪ Oh♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe♪ 1151 00:59:08,771 --> 00:59:10,948 -♪ I believe...♪ -SINGERS: ♪ I believe♪ 1152 00:59:10,991 --> 00:59:15,256 ♪ ...in my belief in you♪ 1153 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:20,653 -♪ Really believe in you♪ -♪ In my belief in you♪ 1154 00:59:24,396 --> 00:59:29,923 ♪ Oh, I believe, I believe in you♪ 1155 00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:33,100 Wow, thank you, Jackie, and good night, Australia. 1156 00:59:33,144 --> 00:59:35,189 ♪ I believe♪ 1157 00:59:35,233 --> 00:59:37,670 ♪ I believe in you♪ 1158 00:59:39,498 --> 00:59:41,979 ♪ I believe in you♪ 1159 00:59:42,022 --> 00:59:46,200 ♪ I believe in my belief in you♪ 1160 00:59:50,161 --> 00:59:54,252 ♪ I believe in my belief in you♪ 1161 00:59:58,647 --> 01:00:01,302 ♪ I believe in my belief in you♪ 1162 01:00:01,346 --> 01:00:02,651 I can't see her. Where'd she go? 1163 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,223 Okay. Okay. That's all. 1164 01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:13,097 Okay, please clear the stage, make your way out the door. 1165 01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:21,409 I was terrible, wasn't I? 1166 01:00:21,453 --> 01:00:22,932 Well... 1167 01:00:22,976 --> 01:00:24,282 There's only boring and interesting, 1168 01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:26,501 and you certainly weren't boring. 1169 01:00:26,545 --> 01:00:28,329 I was terrible. 1170 01:00:30,201 --> 01:00:32,029 Hmm... 1171 01:00:32,072 --> 01:00:37,512 How about a small unusual party to help cheer you up, hmm? 1172 01:00:37,556 --> 01:00:39,819 Paradise Hotel, the roof top. 1173 01:00:39,862 --> 01:00:42,604 I'll see you there in half an hour? 1174 01:00:53,398 --> 01:00:55,226 Oh, park this, would you? 1175 01:01:26,909 --> 01:01:30,043 ♪ Hustle and bustle♪ 1176 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:34,003 ♪ Show me a little muscle♪ 1177 01:01:34,047 --> 01:01:38,486 ♪ Okay♪ 1178 01:01:38,530 --> 01:01:41,489 ♪ Shockproof, shatterproof♪ 1179 01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:43,274 ♪ Waterproof♪ 1180 01:01:43,317 --> 01:01:49,280 ♪ The proof of today♪ 1181 01:01:49,323 --> 01:01:51,543 ♪ We're just a cog in the wheel♪ 1182 01:01:51,586 --> 01:01:52,631 ♪ Take your knocks♪ 1183 01:01:52,674 --> 01:01:55,286 ♪ Take your bumps, get a grip♪ 1184 01:01:55,329 --> 01:02:00,247 ♪ Or you'll get trampled on♪ 1185 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:03,032 ♪ You've got to be tighter up♪ 1186 01:02:03,076 --> 01:02:04,817 ♪ To be tough, to be rough♪ 1187 01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:05,774 ♪ Show your teeth♪ 1188 01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:07,689 ♪ Dig them in♪ 1189 01:02:07,733 --> 01:02:11,998 ♪ Well, is that all you are?♪ 1190 01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:15,480 ♪ A brain with no heart?♪ 1191 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,134 ♪ You don't know♪ 1192 01:02:17,177 --> 01:02:23,357 ♪ How lucky you can be♪ 1193 01:02:23,401 --> 01:02:26,621 ♪ Take advantage of the world♪ 1194 01:02:26,665 --> 01:02:30,408 ♪ And see♪ 1195 01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:31,931 ♪ Well, it's real tough♪ 1196 01:02:31,974 --> 01:02:33,672 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1197 01:02:33,715 --> 01:02:35,891 ♪ Have to be tough♪ 1198 01:02:35,935 --> 01:02:38,155 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1199 01:02:38,198 --> 01:02:41,593 ♪ Dressed up in my thick-skinned shirt♪ 1200 01:02:41,636 --> 01:02:43,247 ♪ A little cold blood♪ 1201 01:02:43,290 --> 01:02:45,074 ♪ Turn the other cheek♪ 1202 01:02:45,118 --> 01:02:46,902 ♪ Well, that's real tough♪ 1203 01:02:46,946 --> 01:02:48,600 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1204 01:02:48,643 --> 01:02:50,819 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1205 01:02:50,863 --> 01:02:53,300 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1206 01:02:53,344 --> 01:02:55,694 ♪ Don't get out of your depth♪ 1207 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,435 ♪ Take a very deep breath♪ 1208 01:02:57,478 --> 01:03:00,002 ♪ You're a drowning man♪ 1209 01:03:00,046 --> 01:03:04,442 ♪ In a swimming pool♪ 1210 01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:07,009 ♪ You've got to be a hard man♪ 1211 01:03:07,053 --> 01:03:08,663 ♪ Iron will, see the goal♪ 1212 01:03:08,707 --> 01:03:11,536 ♪ Climb the mountain, not a hill♪ 1213 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:15,235 ♪ Be a shark in the dark♪ 1214 01:03:15,279 --> 01:03:19,457 ♪ Have a whale of a time♪ 1215 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:25,463 ♪ You don't know how lucky you can be♪ 1216 01:03:27,465 --> 01:03:32,513 ♪ Take advantage of the world and me♪ 1217 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,038 ♪ Well, there's real tough♪ 1218 01:03:36,082 --> 01:03:37,866 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1219 01:03:37,910 --> 01:03:39,912 ♪ Have to be tough♪ 1220 01:03:39,955 --> 01:03:42,001 ♪ Got to be tough♪ 1221 01:03:42,044 --> 01:03:48,877 ♪ La-la-la-lala, la-lala-la♪ 1222 01:03:56,711 --> 01:03:58,844 ♪ Well, that's real tough♪ 1223 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:23,129 ♪ I think I'm sinking♪ 1224 01:04:23,172 --> 01:04:26,393 ♪ I'm drowning♪ 1225 01:04:30,528 --> 01:04:35,141 ♪ I'm floating away♪ 1226 01:04:35,184 --> 01:04:36,708 ♪ Tough♪ 1227 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:42,279 ♪ Tough♪ 1228 01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:51,723 ♪ Tough♪ 1229 01:04:57,729 --> 01:04:58,860 ♪ Tough♪ 1230 01:05:09,654 --> 01:05:13,005 ♪ Who's sorry now?♪ 1231 01:05:13,048 --> 01:05:16,269 ♪ Who's sorry now?♪ 1232 01:05:19,185 --> 01:05:20,404 Here. 1233 01:05:20,447 --> 01:05:22,101 Have you got a little dance for the missus? 1234 01:05:23,885 --> 01:05:25,278 Off you go. 1235 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:26,627 Come on. Move your feet, sweetheart. 1236 01:05:26,671 --> 01:05:28,499 Come on. That's it. All of you. 1237 01:05:28,542 --> 01:05:30,979 - Go on. - Just like a night, 1238 01:05:31,023 --> 01:05:32,503 out with you. 1239 01:05:32,546 --> 01:05:34,679 Yes, lovely, darling, but you're far too young. 1240 01:05:40,511 --> 01:05:42,208 Where's your father? 1241 01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:45,254 Fancy leaving a man like that to run a pub like this. 1242 01:05:45,298 --> 01:05:47,605 He couldn't run a raffle. 1243 01:05:47,648 --> 01:05:49,215 What about Mick Jagger here? 1244 01:05:49,258 --> 01:05:50,869 I'll take care of him. 1245 01:06:17,069 --> 01:06:19,201 Well, it was open, see. 1246 01:06:19,245 --> 01:06:22,074 And I think the week's takings have gone. 1247 01:06:22,117 --> 01:06:25,033 That's the bad part of the news, the money's gone. 1248 01:06:26,731 --> 01:06:28,210 So, what's the good part? 1249 01:06:28,254 --> 01:06:30,517 I think dad's gone with it. 1250 01:06:35,827 --> 01:06:37,698 Shot through, did he? 1251 01:06:40,701 --> 01:06:44,618 Well, that's people for you. 1252 01:06:46,446 --> 01:06:48,796 They trample all over your dreams. 1253 01:06:55,934 --> 01:06:58,240 Where's my little birdie? 1254 01:07:29,663 --> 01:07:31,535 ♪ Beat me, whip me, kick me♪ 1255 01:07:31,578 --> 01:07:34,059 ♪ Tie me naked to the pub van roof♪ 1256 01:07:34,102 --> 01:07:36,931 ♪ But just don't say I told you so♪ 1257 01:07:36,975 --> 01:07:38,237 Okay. 1258 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,760 Move out. 1259 01:07:39,804 --> 01:07:41,893 So you and Terry share a lot of interests? 1260 01:07:41,936 --> 01:07:44,809 Yeah, like for starters, boys. 1261 01:07:46,593 --> 01:07:48,682 Do you mean you cracked on to him, and he's...? 1262 01:07:48,726 --> 01:07:50,510 Yes, indeed-y. 1263 01:07:50,554 --> 01:07:53,470 -He can't be. -He can be. 1264 01:07:53,513 --> 01:07:55,254 He can't be? Why can't he be? 1265 01:07:55,297 --> 01:07:57,212 'Cause he hasn't got a mustache. 1266 01:07:57,256 --> 01:07:59,127 Those guys always have mustaches. 1267 01:07:59,171 --> 01:08:00,389 But he is. 1268 01:08:01,347 --> 01:08:03,828 He just wanted to be my friend. 1269 01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:06,308 I got it all wrong. 1270 01:08:06,352 --> 01:08:08,180 That's called reality. 1271 01:08:08,223 --> 01:08:11,226 And losing the pub, is that called reality? 1272 01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:13,620 You're kidding? No! 1273 01:08:13,664 --> 01:08:15,622 Angus... 1274 01:08:17,015 --> 01:08:19,539 What are we gonna do? 1275 01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:21,410 We rehearse the band, 1276 01:08:21,454 --> 01:08:24,022 we find an image, 1277 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:25,980 we crack the Opera House, 1278 01:08:26,024 --> 01:08:27,199 then we save the pub. 1279 01:08:27,242 --> 01:08:28,766 Angus, I found out, 1280 01:08:28,809 --> 01:08:31,638 things don't just happen simply because you want them to. 1281 01:08:31,682 --> 01:08:33,945 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1282 01:08:33,988 --> 01:08:36,034 Well, sometimes, 1283 01:08:36,077 --> 01:08:37,514 if you just dream about a thing 1284 01:08:37,557 --> 01:08:40,647 and work at it, it does just happen. 1285 01:08:42,257 --> 01:08:43,824 Wally! 1286 01:08:44,782 --> 01:08:46,305 Wally! 1287 01:08:47,219 --> 01:08:48,133 Wally! 1288 01:08:49,308 --> 01:08:51,353 Don't worry. 1289 01:08:51,397 --> 01:08:53,138 You're home now, mate. 1290 01:08:53,181 --> 01:08:55,183 Don't get up. 1291 01:08:55,227 --> 01:08:57,534 Rotten Jacquelyn kept you out all night, did she? 1292 01:09:01,973 --> 01:09:03,757 Up to bed, Uncle Reg. 1293 01:09:56,549 --> 01:10:00,335 ♪ Who's sorry now?♪ 1294 01:10:00,379 --> 01:10:04,209 ♪ Who's sorry now?♪ 1295 01:10:09,301 --> 01:10:11,912 I made giant fool of myself. 1296 01:10:11,956 --> 01:10:14,393 No one's gonna talk to me again ever. 1297 01:10:14,436 --> 01:10:17,396 I didn't even know about Terry, 1298 01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:20,355 and now we're being chucked out of the pub. 1299 01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:24,316 Well, I guess it isn't a night to pick on you, then, huh? 1300 01:10:44,771 --> 01:10:48,340 ♪ The way you hesitate♪ 1301 01:10:48,383 --> 01:10:50,995 ♪ Is still the same♪ 1302 01:10:52,387 --> 01:10:55,521 ♪ It's hard to say it's true♪ 1303 01:10:55,564 --> 01:11:00,004 ♪ You don't know my name♪ 1304 01:11:01,179 --> 01:11:03,137 ♪ I just wanna be with you♪ 1305 01:11:03,181 --> 01:11:07,925 ♪ I don't wanna be alone♪ 1306 01:11:07,968 --> 01:11:11,363 ♪ No matter what I do♪ 1307 01:11:11,406 --> 01:11:15,149 ♪ No matter what I say♪ 1308 01:11:15,193 --> 01:11:18,849 ♪ No matter what I do♪ 1309 01:11:18,892 --> 01:11:20,546 ♪ It's not enough♪ 1310 01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:37,302 ♪ Some say life♪ 1311 01:11:37,345 --> 01:11:40,827 ♪ Is a wicked wheel♪ 1312 01:11:43,351 --> 01:11:45,179 ♪ Where it rolls♪ 1313 01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:48,574 ♪ Is where it feels♪ 1314 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,709 ♪ And some say love♪ 1315 01:11:52,752 --> 01:11:55,624 ♪ Is a doggone chance♪ 1316 01:11:57,670 --> 01:12:01,456 ♪ No matter what you do♪ 1317 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,504 ♪ No matter what you say♪ 1318 01:12:05,547 --> 01:12:08,899 ♪ No matter what you do♪ 1319 01:12:08,942 --> 01:12:10,944 ♪ It's not enough♪ 1320 01:12:12,598 --> 01:12:14,687 ♪ It's not enough♪ 1321 01:12:16,254 --> 01:12:18,778 ♪ It's not enough♪ 1322 01:12:20,345 --> 01:12:22,913 ♪ It's not enough♪ 1323 01:12:25,829 --> 01:12:28,657 ♪ The tears are real♪ 1324 01:12:28,701 --> 01:12:31,225 ♪ In the city tonight♪ 1325 01:12:33,532 --> 01:12:36,230 ♪ The tears are real♪ 1326 01:12:36,274 --> 01:12:40,278 ♪ But they can't try to hide♪ 1327 01:12:40,321 --> 01:12:41,975 ♪ What's going on♪ 1328 01:12:42,019 --> 01:12:45,326 ♪ Inside of me?♪ 1329 01:12:51,942 --> 01:12:54,901 ♪ Oh♪ 1330 01:12:59,732 --> 01:13:02,735 ♪ Oh♪ 1331 01:13:22,886 --> 01:13:25,627 It's been a long night, eh, Auntie Pearl? 1332 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,893 But look at it this way. 1333 01:13:29,936 --> 01:13:32,547 Everything that can happen has happened. 1334 01:13:36,725 --> 01:13:37,988 Hey, come to the bathroom quick. 1335 01:13:38,031 --> 01:13:39,424 Nana's choking on her dentures. 1336 01:13:43,689 --> 01:13:45,517 Now, come on, Nana. 1337 01:13:47,127 --> 01:13:49,390 So, your dentures jammed in your throat? 1338 01:13:49,434 --> 01:13:51,262 That was a week ago. 1339 01:13:51,305 --> 01:13:52,872 You're okay now. 1340 01:13:54,134 --> 01:13:56,484 You know, you don't deserve this, Nana. 1341 01:13:56,528 --> 01:13:58,617 I'm not sure I want it. 1342 01:13:58,660 --> 01:14:00,749 I don't know why we go to all this bother. 1343 01:14:00,793 --> 01:14:04,579 But soon it might be our last Christmas together. 1344 01:14:04,623 --> 01:14:05,842 Oh. 1345 01:14:09,149 --> 01:14:10,890 Oh, look, isn't that beautiful? 1346 01:14:10,934 --> 01:14:13,153 Matching collars. 1347 01:14:13,197 --> 01:14:14,633 My baby. 1348 01:14:18,028 --> 01:14:19,290 Thanks, Mrs. Booth. 1349 01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:21,248 You're nearly one of the family now, aren't you? 1350 01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:23,163 -Jackie. -Hey, look what Angus gave me. 1351 01:14:23,207 --> 01:14:25,862 -My new image. -Oh, great. 1352 01:14:25,905 --> 01:14:27,733 The one thing you got right is the size of your head. 1353 01:14:27,776 --> 01:14:28,952 - Watch. - Oh. 1354 01:14:28,995 --> 01:14:31,258 You rotten lousy creep. 1355 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:36,524 Women have always had the push in this family. 1356 01:14:36,568 --> 01:14:38,787 Your father was never much of a pusher. 1357 01:14:38,831 --> 01:14:40,006 Oh, no. 1358 01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:42,617 Oh. 1359 01:14:43,488 --> 01:14:45,098 That was my favorite photo. 1360 01:14:45,142 --> 01:14:47,274 - Oh, dear. - I'm sorry, Auntie Pearl. 1361 01:14:47,318 --> 01:14:52,540 But isn't it more important that beauty like that can-- 1362 01:14:52,584 --> 01:14:54,412 Live again? 1363 01:14:58,459 --> 01:15:00,548 -It's great. -I was saving it. 1364 01:15:01,636 --> 01:15:04,030 -It's great. -For what? 1365 01:15:04,074 --> 01:15:05,379 Oh, come on, mom. 1366 01:15:05,423 --> 01:15:08,078 You got a lot of puff left in you yet. 1367 01:15:09,731 --> 01:15:11,385 Go on. 1368 01:15:11,429 --> 01:15:13,518 Take it. 1369 01:15:13,561 --> 01:15:17,565 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da♪ 1370 01:15:17,609 --> 01:15:19,654 Thanks, really, mom. 1371 01:15:21,787 --> 01:15:24,572 Don't do anything in it I didn't. 1372 01:15:24,616 --> 01:15:27,532 Eh, come on, the dishes. 1373 01:15:29,838 --> 01:15:31,014 Oh. 1374 01:15:35,496 --> 01:15:39,805 Have you thought up your New Year's resolution yet? 1375 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,246 You're going to be a famous spook, Nana. 1376 01:15:46,290 --> 01:15:48,596 Oh, you mad thing. 1377 01:15:49,554 --> 01:15:51,295 You're laughing at me. 1378 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,079 Jeez, you crap on, Nana. 1379 01:15:53,123 --> 01:15:56,387 Just tell me about these spirit voices. 1380 01:15:56,430 --> 01:15:57,997 Well... 1381 01:16:00,478 --> 01:16:04,917 They're kind of dim and invisible. 1382 01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:07,789 We're going to prop you up in the beer garden, right? 1383 01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,922 To tell people's futures. 1384 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,968 You're sitting on a gold mine. 1385 01:16:12,011 --> 01:16:13,708 I'm sitting on an old bottom 1386 01:16:13,752 --> 01:16:17,321 that's beginning to resemble a squeeze box. 1387 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:19,845 Oh, there's no future. 1388 01:16:19,888 --> 01:16:24,458 I've outlived my use, and so has this pub. 1389 01:16:24,502 --> 01:16:26,504 And now I'm gonna get upstairs to bed. 1390 01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:28,288 We just hauled you down here. 1391 01:16:28,332 --> 01:16:30,682 Well, if you hauled me down, you can haul me up again. 1392 01:16:30,725 --> 01:16:32,031 You just wait. 1393 01:16:32,075 --> 01:16:34,425 It'll all be different by New Year's Eve. 1394 01:16:35,643 --> 01:16:37,558 Yes. 1395 01:16:38,603 --> 01:16:40,997 It'll probably be worse. 1396 01:16:50,354 --> 01:16:52,617 Hang on to it, love. 1397 01:16:52,660 --> 01:16:54,793 The Wow Show! 1398 01:16:57,796 --> 01:16:59,276 Terry Lambert. 1399 01:16:59,319 --> 01:17:01,495 -I'm here at the Opera House... -That's bloody Angus. 1400 01:17:01,539 --> 01:17:03,845 ...new talent concert of the decade. 1401 01:17:03,889 --> 01:17:05,978 -New stars will be born... -What's he up to? 1402 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:07,327 ...and huge cash prizes 1403 01:17:07,371 --> 01:17:09,808 will put those stars into orbit. 1404 01:17:09,851 --> 01:17:11,723 Wow. 1405 01:17:11,766 --> 01:17:12,898 Don't miss it. 1406 01:17:12,941 --> 01:17:14,073 Cut. 1407 01:17:14,117 --> 01:17:15,074 Good one. 1408 01:17:15,118 --> 01:17:16,467 Okay. Let's... 1409 01:17:16,510 --> 01:17:17,598 Oh. 1410 01:17:17,642 --> 01:17:18,904 I'm not up to anything, honest. 1411 01:17:18,947 --> 01:17:20,688 I just want to please my poor old Nana. 1412 01:17:20,732 --> 01:17:22,429 She's heartbroken we're not on the show tonight, 1413 01:17:22,473 --> 01:17:24,562 but if she got at it, it might take her mind off 1414 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:28,653 if you do not just got one -- of her because we're bringing... 1415 01:17:32,831 --> 01:17:34,441 There you go. 1416 01:17:34,485 --> 01:17:36,791 A souvenir, please. 1417 01:17:36,835 --> 01:17:38,010 Oh. 1418 01:17:46,410 --> 01:17:48,151 What time do the mainliners go on? 1419 01:17:48,194 --> 01:17:49,369 About 12:00. 1420 01:17:49,413 --> 01:17:50,631 Thanks. 1421 01:17:50,675 --> 01:17:51,980 What-- aren't you gonna let me see it? 1422 01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:58,813 Take a look, we just got to get these shots 1423 01:17:58,857 --> 01:18:00,293 to the bank, okay? Smile. 1424 01:18:00,337 --> 01:18:01,077 That's the way. 1425 01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:03,949 Only... security cars... 1426 01:18:03,992 --> 01:18:05,646 just get backstage. 1427 01:18:05,690 --> 01:18:07,822 No stories would be... 1428 01:18:07,866 --> 01:18:09,476 That's it, big smile. 1429 01:18:10,999 --> 01:18:12,610 Robbie and the Rockets? 1430 01:18:14,786 --> 01:18:17,354 How about The Little Stories? 1431 01:18:17,397 --> 01:18:19,138 Zigzag? Genetics? 1432 01:18:19,182 --> 01:18:21,053 Mother's Own? 1433 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:23,969 Blue and the Underpants? 1434 01:18:24,012 --> 01:18:25,275 What the heck. 1435 01:18:25,318 --> 01:18:26,798 Instant Sniff? 1436 01:18:26,841 --> 01:18:28,408 Rhubarb Pie? 1437 01:18:28,452 --> 01:18:29,714 Comics? 1438 01:18:29,757 --> 01:18:32,412 Shakage, shakage? 1439 01:18:32,456 --> 01:18:34,458 What should he grow? 1440 01:19:20,591 --> 01:19:22,549 11:55, okay. 1441 01:19:22,593 --> 01:19:23,855 - Yeah. - Look professional. 1442 01:19:23,898 --> 01:19:26,466 Check the amps, grab some tape, anything. 1443 01:19:26,510 --> 01:19:28,033 Good luck. Go. 1444 01:19:35,693 --> 01:19:39,305 ♪ You know, I just got to have you back♪ 1445 01:19:44,441 --> 01:19:46,094 ♪ And I know I can go♪ 1446 01:19:46,138 --> 01:19:47,748 ♪ I could make it grow♪ 1447 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,402 ♪ Until you love me♪ 1448 01:19:51,056 --> 01:19:52,623 ♪ And I don't want to see♪ 1449 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:54,494 ♪♪ 1450 01:19:54,538 --> 01:19:56,279 That's where we were supposed to be. 1451 01:19:56,322 --> 01:19:58,977 You were blabbering about having it all worked out. 1452 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,283 I have, I have. 1453 01:20:00,326 --> 01:20:02,110 Ooh, Agnes. 1454 01:20:02,154 --> 01:20:03,677 It's Angus, face ache. 1455 01:20:03,721 --> 01:20:05,244 ♪ Look at me♪ 1456 01:20:05,288 --> 01:20:08,465 ♪ Am I the same ♪ 1457 01:20:08,508 --> 01:20:11,250 ♪ Turn around, baby, please♪ 1458 01:20:11,294 --> 01:20:12,512 ♪ You know...♪ 1459 01:20:12,556 --> 01:20:15,472 ♪ I had all railroad track...♪ 1460 01:20:15,515 --> 01:20:17,996 Shut up, you mumbles. 1461 01:20:18,039 --> 01:20:19,954 Bloody things might as well mow through the place 1462 01:20:19,998 --> 01:20:21,173 the way things are. 1463 01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,915 You never know, Pearly, you never know! 1464 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,482 - Nana! - Nana's gone bananas. 1465 01:20:25,525 --> 01:20:28,093 - You little ripper. - Well, I'm a bit scabby. 1466 01:20:28,136 --> 01:20:30,400 Who does she think she is? A bloomin' hippie? 1467 01:20:30,443 --> 01:20:32,967 I'm bored with that old stuff. 1468 01:20:34,621 --> 01:20:37,755 ♪ Turn around, baby, please♪ 1469 01:20:37,798 --> 01:20:41,802 ♪ You know, I just got to have you back♪ 1470 01:20:41,846 --> 01:20:44,936 ♪ Turn around, I just got to have you back ♪ 1471 01:20:44,979 --> 01:20:48,113 ♪ Turn around, I just got to have you back♪ 1472 01:20:48,156 --> 01:20:50,463 ♪ Turn around, I just got to have you back♪ 1473 01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:55,468 Where do we go? 1474 01:20:55,512 --> 01:20:56,948 Please standby for commercial break. 1475 01:21:00,995 --> 01:21:02,693 Turnaround! 1476 01:21:02,736 --> 01:21:04,912 The final contestants in our new talent quest, 1477 01:21:04,956 --> 01:21:08,742 in the running for $25,000. 1478 01:21:08,786 --> 01:21:10,178 After this break, 1479 01:21:10,222 --> 01:21:13,138 a special guest appearance from The Mainliners. 1480 01:21:21,581 --> 01:21:22,756 Right. 1481 01:21:38,337 --> 01:21:40,774 Yeah, check that drum kit. 1482 01:21:40,818 --> 01:21:43,821 Yeah, it's another set of cymbals. 1483 01:21:43,864 --> 01:21:45,475 ♪ Love you so♪ 1484 01:21:45,518 --> 01:21:46,824 -Hurry, hurry. -Okay. 1485 01:21:46,867 --> 01:21:48,913 ♪ And I don't need♪ 1486 01:21:48,956 --> 01:21:51,176 ♪ A little bit of loving♪ 1487 01:21:51,219 --> 01:21:54,701 ♪ Need a little bit of kissing♪ 1488 01:21:54,745 --> 01:21:57,704 ♪ I need a little bit of loving♪ 1489 01:21:57,748 --> 01:22:00,141 ♪ ...day and night♪ 1490 01:22:00,185 --> 01:22:03,928 ♪ Dance as easy as can be, oh♪ 1491 01:22:05,233 --> 01:22:07,801 ♪ As easy as can be♪ 1492 01:22:07,845 --> 01:22:11,065 ♪ As easy as can be♪ 1493 01:22:17,028 --> 01:22:18,290 Okay. Come on, then, 1494 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:20,858 keep moving, a little faster, look around. 1495 01:22:20,901 --> 01:22:24,122 ♪♪ 1496 01:22:24,165 --> 01:22:25,819 ♪ Through the night ♪ 1497 01:22:25,863 --> 01:22:27,560 Chris, you could tell Terry to read his scripts, 1498 01:22:27,604 --> 01:22:29,301 thanks, mate, and I don't think the band 1499 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,477 should bring their joints on stage this time. 1500 01:22:31,521 --> 01:22:32,957 -Thank you. -They're waiting for you. 1501 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,351 -Probably right, mate. -Do your best, don't worry. 1502 01:22:35,394 --> 01:22:36,961 You should go out there and kill them. 1503 01:22:37,004 --> 01:22:39,267 - Okay. Okay. - Have some time. Okay? 1504 01:22:39,311 --> 01:22:41,661 It'll be good. It'll be good. 1505 01:22:41,705 --> 01:22:43,489 All right. Standby for your cue, 1506 01:22:43,533 --> 01:22:45,578 and then straight on. 1507 01:22:45,622 --> 01:22:47,537 Standing by, clear the stage. 1508 01:22:47,580 --> 01:22:49,887 Get those blokes off, will you, Christopher? 1509 01:22:49,930 --> 01:22:51,671 Ready for the countdown. 1510 01:22:51,715 --> 01:22:52,759 - Ten. -Off the stage. 1511 01:22:52,803 --> 01:22:55,240 Nine, eight, seven... 1512 01:22:55,283 --> 01:22:56,894 Have we got any commercials or ID lined up? 1513 01:22:56,937 --> 01:22:58,156 - Oh, no. - Four. 1514 01:22:58,199 --> 01:23:00,985 - Oh. - Three, two, one. 1515 01:23:38,979 --> 01:23:40,111 What's that? 1516 01:23:40,154 --> 01:23:42,113 Oh, no, it's the New Year's star. 1517 01:23:42,156 --> 01:23:43,723 Now, cut their power. 1518 01:23:51,078 --> 01:23:51,905 Aah! 1519 01:23:55,213 --> 01:23:57,302 Hang in there, honey. 1520 01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:00,914 Angus! 1521 01:24:17,017 --> 01:24:18,976 Oh, not again. 1522 01:24:19,585 --> 01:24:20,760 Hey, everybody. 1523 01:24:20,804 --> 01:24:23,415 Come here, have a look at this. Come here. 1524 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,896 -Look, it's Jackie. -Oh. It's Jackie. 1525 01:24:25,939 --> 01:24:28,333 Oh, look, the dress looks lovely. 1526 01:24:28,376 --> 01:24:30,030 I am not shouting, camera three, 1527 01:24:30,074 --> 01:24:31,510 I am totally in control, 1528 01:24:31,554 --> 01:24:33,251 I am totally in control. 1529 01:24:34,339 --> 01:24:36,080 Hey, hey, hey! 1530 01:24:36,123 --> 01:24:39,344 We're The Wombats, and this is Jackie Mullens, 1531 01:24:39,387 --> 01:24:42,042 the greatest singer in the world! 1532 01:24:42,086 --> 01:24:46,003 So why is everyone always pulling the plug on us? 1533 01:24:46,046 --> 01:24:47,918 So, are we still in the race? 1534 01:24:49,397 --> 01:24:50,747 Do you want us? 1535 01:24:52,052 --> 01:24:53,097 Who do you want? 1536 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,968 Jackie Mullens! 1537 01:24:55,012 --> 01:24:57,971 Jackie Mullens! 1538 01:25:05,413 --> 01:25:06,763 Hang on. 1539 01:25:07,981 --> 01:25:09,417 Oh, no, wrong shoe. 1540 01:25:09,461 --> 01:25:11,071 Wrong feet. 1541 01:25:12,595 --> 01:25:13,944 Oh, let them roll. 1542 01:25:13,987 --> 01:25:16,207 Just let them roll. 1543 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:18,818 Forget it... we'll stick with it. 1544 01:25:18,862 --> 01:25:21,865 ♪ Well, it's sticky in the jungle♪ 1545 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:24,911 ♪ Can't hide from the heat♪ 1546 01:25:24,955 --> 01:25:28,219 ♪ Jungle drums are playing♪ 1547 01:25:28,262 --> 01:25:31,135 ♪ A jungle beat♪ 1548 01:25:31,178 --> 01:25:32,789 ♪ Well, those Hollywood hearts♪ 1549 01:25:32,832 --> 01:25:34,355 ♪ Watch them a flutter♪ 1550 01:25:34,399 --> 01:25:37,184 ♪ You can't make a star of a girl gorilla♪ 1551 01:25:37,228 --> 01:25:40,448 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1552 01:25:40,492 --> 01:25:43,408 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1553 01:25:43,451 --> 01:25:46,716 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1554 01:25:46,759 --> 01:25:49,153 ♪ Got to climb to find my way♪ 1555 01:25:49,196 --> 01:25:52,156 ♪ You know I'm scared of tigers♪ 1556 01:25:52,199 --> 01:25:55,333 ♪ And I'm allergic to trees ♪ 1557 01:25:55,376 --> 01:25:58,379 ♪ And I don't like bananas♪ 1558 01:25:58,423 --> 01:26:02,035 ♪ Fried or fricasseed♪ 1559 01:26:02,079 --> 01:26:04,603 ♪ Queen Marlene, she's the star of the screen♪ 1560 01:26:04,647 --> 01:26:07,475 ♪ Is this the way that it's meant for me?♪ 1561 01:26:07,519 --> 01:26:10,435 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1562 01:26:10,478 --> 01:26:13,612 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1563 01:26:13,656 --> 01:26:17,050 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1564 01:26:17,094 --> 01:26:19,575 ♪ Got to climb to find my way♪ 1565 01:26:19,618 --> 01:26:21,707 ♪ No arms, no legs, no feet♪ 1566 01:26:21,751 --> 01:26:23,796 ♪ No head, it's me now♪ 1567 01:26:25,624 --> 01:26:28,540 ♪ No arms, no legs, just me instead♪ 1568 01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:31,804 ♪ I'm free now, it's me now♪ 1569 01:26:31,848 --> 01:26:34,502 ♪ Queen Marlene, she's the star of the screen♪ 1570 01:26:34,546 --> 01:26:36,026 ♪ Is this the way ♪ 1571 01:26:36,069 --> 01:26:37,680 ♪ That it's meant for me?♪ 1572 01:26:37,723 --> 01:26:40,770 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1573 01:26:40,813 --> 01:26:43,773 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1574 01:26:43,816 --> 01:26:47,124 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1575 01:26:47,167 --> 01:26:49,909 ♪ Got to climb to find my way♪ 1576 01:26:49,953 --> 01:26:51,171 ♪ I go♪ 1577 01:26:51,215 --> 01:26:53,173 ♪ I go ape, I go uh-huh♪ 1578 01:26:53,217 --> 01:26:56,176 ♪ I go, I go ape, uh-huh-uh♪ 1579 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:59,397 ♪ I go, I go ape, I go uh-huh♪ 1580 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:02,269 ♪ I go, I go ape, uh-huh-uh♪ 1581 01:27:02,313 --> 01:27:05,490 ♪ I go, I go ape, I go uh-huh♪ 1582 01:27:05,533 --> 01:27:08,275 ♪ I go, I go ape, uh-huh-uh♪ 1583 01:27:08,319 --> 01:27:10,974 ♪ I go, I go ape, I go uh-huh♪ 1584 01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:12,497 Let me in! 1585 01:27:14,194 --> 01:27:17,371 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1586 01:27:17,415 --> 01:27:20,331 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1587 01:27:20,374 --> 01:27:23,464 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose...♪ 1588 01:27:26,424 --> 01:27:29,340 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1589 01:27:29,383 --> 01:27:32,343 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1590 01:27:32,386 --> 01:27:35,128 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1591 01:27:38,436 --> 01:27:41,613 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it, oh♪ 1592 01:27:41,657 --> 01:27:44,355 ♪ Monkey in me, that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1593 01:27:44,398 --> 01:27:47,314 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1594 01:27:50,622 --> 01:27:53,538 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1595 01:27:53,581 --> 01:27:56,541 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1596 01:27:56,584 --> 01:27:59,675 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1597 01:28:02,416 --> 01:28:05,768 ♪ It's the monkey in me that makes me wanna do it♪ 1598 01:28:05,811 --> 01:28:08,335 ♪ Monkey in me that makes me wanna chew it♪ 1599 01:28:08,379 --> 01:28:11,164 ♪ Monkey in me that sets me loose♪ 1600 01:28:19,607 --> 01:28:22,349 So what do you think? 1601 01:28:22,393 --> 01:28:23,960 So do we! 1602 01:28:31,794 --> 01:28:33,970 Jackie Mullens and The Wombats. 1603 01:28:34,013 --> 01:28:37,016 -Yay. -To the Harborview from me. 1604 01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:39,018 Good on you, darling. 1605 01:28:40,324 --> 01:28:41,542 God love you. 1606 01:28:44,023 --> 01:28:46,112 Oh, those bloody kids! 1607 01:28:46,156 --> 01:28:48,245 God love them. Come on, let's dance! 1608 01:29:49,654 --> 01:29:51,395 ♪ Well, I ain't gonna sweat♪ 1609 01:29:51,438 --> 01:29:54,441 ♪ And starve like no well-trained dog♪ 1610 01:29:54,485 --> 01:29:56,182 ♪ All right♪ 1611 01:29:56,226 --> 01:29:58,010 ♪ No struggle and strife♪ 1612 01:29:58,054 --> 01:29:59,577 ♪ Well, I've got a right♪ 1613 01:29:59,620 --> 01:30:02,972 ♪ To dream all night♪ 1614 01:30:03,015 --> 01:30:06,410 ♪ Oh, be my hero♪ 1615 01:30:06,453 --> 01:30:09,717 ♪ Be my star♪ 1616 01:30:09,761 --> 01:30:11,502 ♪♪ 1617 01:30:11,545 --> 01:30:13,330 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey♪ 1618 01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:14,548 ♪ I do believe♪ 1619 01:30:14,592 --> 01:30:17,725 ♪ I will surely go insane♪ 1620 01:30:17,769 --> 01:30:19,684 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1621 01:30:19,727 --> 01:30:21,991 ♪ Square pegging around♪ 1622 01:30:22,034 --> 01:30:24,428 ♪ Honey, just ain't right♪ 1623 01:30:24,471 --> 01:30:26,212 ♪ All right♪ 1624 01:30:26,256 --> 01:30:29,825 ♪ Oh, be my future♪ 1625 01:30:29,868 --> 01:30:33,089 ♪ Be my star, star♪ 1626 01:30:33,132 --> 01:30:34,873 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1627 01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:37,310 ♪ I only want to take♪ 1628 01:30:37,354 --> 01:30:39,791 ♪ Your photograph♪ 1629 01:30:39,835 --> 01:30:41,532 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1630 01:30:41,575 --> 01:30:43,708 ♪ I really want to have♪ 1631 01:30:43,751 --> 01:30:46,406 ♪ Your autograph♪ 1632 01:30:46,450 --> 01:30:48,104 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1633 01:30:48,147 --> 01:30:50,454 ♪ La, la, la, la♪ 1634 01:30:50,497 --> 01:30:53,544 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la la♪ 1635 01:30:59,855 --> 01:31:01,160 ♪ Chase my dreams♪ 1636 01:31:01,204 --> 01:31:04,076 ♪ I'll fantasize of us♪ 1637 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:05,599 ♪ All right♪ 1638 01:31:05,643 --> 01:31:07,645 ♪ They won't find me♪ 1639 01:31:07,688 --> 01:31:10,953 ♪ Inside my cloud of dust♪ 1640 01:31:10,996 --> 01:31:12,519 ♪ That's right♪ 1641 01:31:12,563 --> 01:31:16,175 ♪ Oh, be my hero♪ 1642 01:31:16,219 --> 01:31:19,570 ♪ Be my star, star♪ 1643 01:31:19,613 --> 01:31:21,006 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1644 01:31:21,050 --> 01:31:23,617 ♪ I only want to take♪ 1645 01:31:23,661 --> 01:31:25,968 ♪ Your photograph♪ 1646 01:31:26,011 --> 01:31:27,708 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1647 01:31:27,752 --> 01:31:30,189 ♪ I really want to have♪ 1648 01:31:30,233 --> 01:31:32,670 ♪ Your autograph♪ 1649 01:31:32,713 --> 01:31:34,237 ♪ Starstruck♪ 1650 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:36,848 ♪ La, la, la, la, la♪ 1651 01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:39,372 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la♪ 1652 01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:42,462 ♪ Who do you want to be?♪ 1653 01:31:42,506 --> 01:31:46,162 ♪ What do you want from me?♪ 1654 01:31:46,205 --> 01:31:48,816 ♪ Who you going to see?♪ 1655 01:31:48,860 --> 01:31:51,732 ♪ I've got the right to dream♪ 1656 01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:40,042 Starstruck! 1657 01:32:40,085 --> 01:32:41,782 Starstruck! 1658 01:32:41,826 --> 01:32:43,784 Starstruck! 106935