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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,802 [Remi Wolf's "Guerrilla"] 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,388 [phone buzzes] 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,725 - * Okay, ba, ba-boo * 4 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:18,893 * Show up to the party, it's guerrilla * 5 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:21,479 * With an itty bitty * - Morning, handsome. 6 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:25,900 So not to be this bitch, but it is my birthday. 7 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:29,863 18, NBD, and I would love to hang tonight. 8 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,073 And you don't have to get me a present or anything, 9 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:35,160 but I may have one for you. 10 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,911 - * Just like my exes, hey * 11 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:41,124 * * 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,500 * She the best * 13 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,169 * She the best when she move it * 14 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,588 * Shake it too hard and she just might lose * 15 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,090 * Bubblegum, bubble butt, bubblegum * 16 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,593 * She the crazy one going apeshit dumb * 17 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,136 * Hiding her mind * - [sighs] 18 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,554 - * Smoke away depression * 19 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,890 * Damn that guy, he keepin' her guessin' * 20 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,184 * Bolo tie, why's he making impressions? * 21 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,436 * Look like her exes * 22 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,605 * They good, they tight * 23 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,691 * They pull her under * 24 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:13,656 * * 25 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,589 * It's all right, right, right, right * 26 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,216 * Guerrilla, guerrilla * 27 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,677 * Yo, guerrilla, guerrilla * 28 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:36,179 * Whoo, guerrilla, guerrilla * 29 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,348 * Yeah, uh, guerrilla, bitch * 30 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:43,478 * * 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,979 - I don't know what you're saying that's... 32 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,692 - * Okay, ba, ba-boo * 33 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,822 [horn blares] - Mom! 34 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:57,033 - Happy 18th birthday! - What the fuck? 35 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,619 - [laughs] [noisemaker blares] 36 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,287 - You know that there are actually houses out there 37 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:02,997 that have hallways? Like, you don't need 38 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,041 to go through someone's bedroom to get to the kitchen. 39 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,335 - [groans] Sounds boring. 40 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,628 [noisemaker blares] 41 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,171 - What is this? What are you doing? 42 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,048 - Your father called this morning, 43 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,427 and he said he wants to come for your birthday, 44 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,887 but I wanted to check with you first. 45 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,889 - Oh, my God. 46 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,558 Mom, you are adorable, 47 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,561 but don't worry. He's not coming. 48 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,855 - No, he called from the road, 49 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:30,025 and he said he's gonna get here right about dinnertime. 50 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:33,361 - [sighs] Okay, sure. 51 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,488 But I actually have plans tonight, 52 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:39,200 so even if he were coming, which he's not, 53 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,870 I wouldn't be here. - Ooh. 54 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,872 Where are you going? What are you doing? 55 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:47,208 - Just going to a party that this guy is throwing. 56 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,501 I might stop by. - Hmm. 57 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,421 This guy. Is it Brodie? 58 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,381 - [groans] You know what, Mom? 59 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,966 - Hmm? - For my birthday, 60 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,219 could you just give me the gift of boundaries? 61 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,304 - Mm. 62 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,056 - Even if it's just for the day. 63 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:04,225 - Sure, I'll try anything once. 64 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:08,355 I just want to say be careful, 65 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,566 'cause those cute boys who know they're cute... 66 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,361 - Oh, my God, Mom. - It's trouble. 67 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,404 Trouble, trouble. 68 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,531 - Okay, can you go now? 69 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,575 Boundaries. Go, go, go. 70 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:24,287 - Oh, my God. [alarm rings] 71 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,956 - Fuck! We can't keep doing this. 72 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,125 - Yeah, okay. 73 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,251 - Really? - Yup. 74 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,337 - Oh. Thanks for understanding. 75 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,089 - Of course. Have a great day. 76 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,298 Can't wait to fuck you later. 77 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,008 - Wait, I'm, like, serious. 78 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,344 - I know you're serious now, 79 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,262 just like you were serious yesterday morning 80 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,472 and the morning before that. 81 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,891 I prefer nighttime Julian. She's fun. 82 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,477 - Okay, what if Brodie finds out? 83 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,063 - Look, it's not like this is ideal for me either. 84 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:53,108 Would it be the worst thing if we just tell him? 85 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,526 [door rattles] 86 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,695 - Since when did we start locking doors? 87 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,614 - [groans] - Noah. 88 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,616 [knocks on door] - Hold on. 89 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,868 - It's an emergency. - Oh, please. 90 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,496 [door rattling] 91 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,415 - I think Mingus is obsessed with me. 92 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,958 - Yes, that's usually what happens 93 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,960 when a teenager has sex with someone. 94 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,545 - But I've been ignoring him for three weeks now, 95 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,921 and he still isn't getting it. 96 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,090 - And by "ignoring him," you mean answering him 97 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,299 with the bare minimum effort 98 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,384 and sending the occasional meme? 99 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,760 - Yes. 100 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,346 - I think you should tell him how you feel. 101 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,056 - Duh, you little bitch. 102 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,350 I can't tell him today 'cause it's his birthday 103 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,643 and we have drag wrestling. 104 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,813 - And you would never do something so selfish. 105 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,024 - Shouldn't you be at work right now? 106 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,155 - You're right. 107 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,948 Him not knowing about us is so much easier. 108 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,200 - Noah, there's no us for him to know about. 109 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,036 We're just fucking. 110 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:51,583 And thanks for helping me hide. 111 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,544 [upbeat percussive music] 112 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,671 * * 113 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,549 [rock music playing on headphones] 114 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,217 * * 115 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,137 [drumsticks quietly tapping] 116 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,644 - Whoo! 117 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,855 [snapping fingers] 118 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,398 [laughs] 119 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,983 I'd throw my panties at you, 120 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,526 but the school's super weird about me not wearing underwear. 121 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,070 - [chuckles] Fucking prudes. 122 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,529 - Right? 123 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,490 I wish I was going to see y'all perform tonight. 124 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,241 I feel like I missed my calling in life: 125 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,493 groupie. - Mm. 126 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:30,080 You do love giving head. - I really do. 127 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,873 - I mean, if you really wanted to come... 128 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:32,999 - No. 129 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,668 Babysitting is the least I could do. 130 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,253 - You mean parenting. - Right. 131 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,798 Yeah. What did I say? 132 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,132 - [laughs] 133 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,094 [upbeat music] 134 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:49,099 * * 135 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,077 - Noah, you got a second? - Mm-hmm. 136 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,873 Is everything okay? 137 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,458 - I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 138 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,003 but you're not gonna be making partner. 139 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,548 Last few months, your mind has been elsewhere. 140 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,008 - No, I... 141 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,968 - You've literally been Googling pictures 142 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,012 of Chris Meloni's butt at work, 143 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,764 but the bottom line is, you need more billable hours. 144 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,102 - Look, I'm sorry. 145 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:38,314 I-I've been distracted these past couple months... 146 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,651 - You don't have to. I get it. 147 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:45,113 And we do care about you here, 148 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,323 which is why we're giving you the choice 149 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:51,119 to either stay or go. 150 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:54,122 [melancholy music] 151 00:06:54,164 --> 00:07:01,087 * * 152 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,550 - Did he actually invite you, though? 153 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,302 - Yeah, of course he invited me. 154 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,637 What? [chuckles] - Hey, Merc. 155 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,097 - Hey, Paul. Cute haircut. 156 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,516 - Do we have to have this conversation in here? 157 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,684 - Yes. - Yes! 158 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,936 - Okay, so look, he texted me 159 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,440 about the party at Ghost Fag, and then he sent me this. 160 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:24,486 - Where is that even from? - "Real Housewives," I think? 161 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,987 I don't know. I don't watch. 162 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:29,616 - How does "she's starting" equal an invite? 163 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,577 - Because I told him I wanted to be with him on my birthday, 164 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,870 and then he sent me that. 165 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,373 So it's like, you know, she's starting. 166 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,499 Like, we're starting. 167 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,000 The birthday festivities are starting. 168 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,044 I don't know. Fuck you. - I'm... 169 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,339 - Before you say anything, Jake, keep in mind that 170 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,676 our little Mingus is in love. 171 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,177 - I'm not in love. 172 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,888 I just--I had this insane night with Brodie, 173 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,974 and we're, like, really fucking connected. 174 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,519 And, look, okay, I'm not delusional. 175 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,104 I know he's been avoiding me, 176 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,356 but I really think it's because of the age difference. 177 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,816 And 18 is a big fucking number. 178 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,693 I'm, like, an adult now. 179 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,404 - Yes, you fucking are, and no matter what, 180 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,948 we are gonna give you the best fucking birthday 181 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,783 on this planet. Yes. 182 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,077 - Yay! Let's get it. 183 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,704 Vamanos, girlies. 184 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,749 [upbeat music] 185 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,508 - [laughs] 186 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,677 [baby fusses] 187 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:34,848 [laughs] Wow. 188 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,725 All right, so I'm gonna need to fuck you. 189 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,977 [laughs] - Not in front of the kids. 190 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,689 - Listen, if there's two things they need to know... 191 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,482 one is that even though 192 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,152 their zaddy will never admit it, 193 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,487 they are very fucking good at makeup... 194 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,865 - [groans] 195 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,909 - And two, that their mommy still gets it in. 196 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,244 [laughs] 197 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,998 You're so hot. [phone buzzes] 198 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,708 - Mm. [phone buzzes] 199 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,085 - [gasps] Hi, baby daddy. 200 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,796 - God, I love watching hot guys build things. 201 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,048 - That's beautiful, Brodie. 202 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,382 Did you call just to tell me that? 203 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,800 - You're coming tonight, right? Drag wrestling? 204 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,093 - Ugh. I wish. 205 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,470 [in British accent] I must take care 206 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,721 of the children again. 207 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,224 - Oh, they're so cute. I like them now. 208 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,934 - How big of you. Want to come help? 209 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,354 - Did Shar forgive me for last time? 210 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,565 - No, but they're generously pretending to be over it. 211 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,567 - Well, if you get bored, you can come here. 212 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,235 - Hmm, sure. 213 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,071 I'll just give the babies a whiskey-soaked rag 214 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,323 and hop on over. - [laughs] 215 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,949 - Is your birthday boyfriend coming too? 216 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,910 - How you know it's his birthday, you freak? 217 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,620 - 'Cause I'm his teacher, freak. 218 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,913 We have to know students' birthdays 219 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,206 so we can celebrate them in class. 220 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,084 It makes me very angry in a very boomer way. 221 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,796 - Well, he's not my boyfriend, and he's not coming. 222 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,255 - Brodie, can you tell 223 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,674 your hot worker men to keep it down? 224 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,758 I'm tutoring. 225 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,093 - Gotta go. 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,930 - Typical avoidant behavior. Bye, bitch. 227 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,391 [baby cries] He's the worst, I know. 228 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,352 [gasps] I know. 229 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,229 - Okay, I know math is a scam and you won't 230 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,605 actually ever use it as an adult, 231 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,149 but this one is simple. 232 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,610 - So X equals 32? 233 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,571 - Honey, no. It's 245.4. 234 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,948 - Oh, wait. 235 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,366 I think I know what the problem is. 236 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,410 I don't give a shit, and I don't want to be here. 237 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,830 - Sorry to interrupt. 238 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:28,211 [light percussive music] 239 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:34,801 * * 240 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,386 - It's complicated. 241 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,887 - Then let me simplify it. 242 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,305 He's a walking "Love Island" contestant, 243 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,142 and you live together. - And he dated my brother. 244 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,895 - That's kind of hot. Do you like him? 245 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,815 - Yeah, but it's messy, 246 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,358 and not in a way that sparks joy, 247 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,070 so I need to Marie Kondo it. I can say no. 248 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,161 - Hey. So I've been thinking about it, 249 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,621 and I think we should go on a date tonight. 250 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,789 - Yes. 251 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,627 [low rock music] 252 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:16,760 * * 253 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,347 - Don't worry. Just breathe. 254 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,766 You was made for this. - Thank you. 255 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,726 You too. I just... 256 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,644 it just don't feel like how it felt. 257 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,939 - Yeah, the stakes were higher back then, but this is better. 258 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,858 You can play, feel the rush, 259 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,151 and go home to your perfect life. 260 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,319 - [chuckles] Yeah. 261 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,445 I don't know if anybody's ever called 262 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,489 two six-month-old demons a perfect life. 263 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,867 - Yeah, they have. Fuck, Shar, you have. 264 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,077 - And you? 265 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,873 - I mean, my life's interesting. 266 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,208 [upbeat rock music playing] 267 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,834 [crowd cheering] 268 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:57,008 * * 269 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,226 - * Calamity in your eyes * 270 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,728 * Depravity by design * 271 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,313 * Rancorous in sight * 272 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,732 * Heinous suck me dry * 273 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,777 * Oh, calamity in your eyes * 274 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,905 - Knock, knock. Wow. 275 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,616 Come through. You look incredible. 276 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,201 - Thank you, Mom. 277 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,203 - I wanted to give you something. 278 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,913 - Oh. 279 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,709 Thank you. 280 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,876 - [laughs] 281 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,586 - Wow, you're a talented wrapper. 282 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,423 - Okay. All right. 283 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,049 Don't get too excited. 284 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,968 - [mimics drumroll] 285 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,267 Mom, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not... 286 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,768 - That you're not doing drag. 287 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,813 But it made you so happy, 288 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,606 and you're so good at it, honey. 289 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,941 You shouldn't just throw away-- - You know what? 290 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,026 I don't feel like dinner anymore. 291 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,611 I'm going to the party. 292 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,282 - Mingus, hold on. 293 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,285 Wait. Would you wait a second? 294 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,454 Mingus! 295 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,124 Mingus, let me talk to you. - That's the problem. 296 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,876 You just talk, and you talk, 297 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,294 and you talk, and you never listen. 298 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,921 - I do listen. - [laughs] 299 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,298 - What? 300 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,716 - I told you I was done with drag, 301 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,800 and you got me a wig. 302 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,968 I told you to give me space, 303 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:22,969 and you followed me into Ghost Fag. 304 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,095 I told you Dad's not coming, 305 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,555 and you set an extra fucking plate. 306 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,683 - Sweetie, I'm here for you. You're hurting. 307 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,268 You went through a traumatic event. 308 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,562 - Yeah, I know. I was there. You weren't. 309 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,814 So just live your own life 310 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,316 and stop trying to live mine. 311 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,985 Fuck this. 312 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:46,159 * * 313 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,536 - * Hive * 314 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,164 * You got a mind * 315 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,250 * Hive mind * 316 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,835 * * 317 00:13:55,877 --> 00:14:00,840 [crowd cheering] 318 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,843 [opera music] 319 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,430 * * 320 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,349 - [screams] 321 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,977 - Oh, what a move! And I thought Laveau was a top. 322 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,187 - I've gotta say, 323 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,940 this foreplay is getting out of hand. 324 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,191 - [laughs] 325 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,027 [cheers and laughter] 326 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,740 - Meet my twins, Goldman and Sachs. 327 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,784 They're too big to fail. 328 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,994 [upbeat dance music playing] 329 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,496 - Oh! 330 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,624 * * 331 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,584 [cheers and groans] 332 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,507 - [screams] - Oh, round and round she goes. 333 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,052 [cheers and laughter] 334 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:50,306 - Yes, that was brutal. - And hot. 335 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,268 Whoa! 336 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:58,106 - These two hate each other in an extremely erotic way. 337 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,902 Oh, I can't look. 338 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,904 - I can't look away. 339 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:12,078 * * 340 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,081 - [laughs] 341 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,252 - Happy birthday to me. 342 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,764 [airplane turbines whining] 343 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,474 - I did not mean to invite everyone 344 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559 on the Spirit Airlines flight to Miami. 345 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,270 - That's okay, really. 346 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:44,903 Actually, that's a United 1543 to New York. 347 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,446 - No way that that's right. 348 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,368 [upbeat percussive music] 349 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,452 - Check the app. 350 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:57,082 * * 351 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,710 - How--what the hell? 352 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:05,090 [airplane turbines whirring] 353 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,425 Okay, what about that one? 354 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,971 - Mm, that is British Airways 224 nonstop to London. 355 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,099 - Yes. Jesus, how do you know this? 356 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,725 - [laughs] I don't know. 357 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,268 I just love planes. 358 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,604 - Okay, I love a light-bodied pinot noir, 359 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,231 but I don't know the delivery schedule 360 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,274 for the liquor store. 361 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,030 - Look, growing up with Brodie 362 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,449 was a little bit of a... - Challenge? 363 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,704 - Well, I always felt like a bit of an afterthought. 364 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,748 But then my mom took us to Montreal for the weekend, 365 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,418 and I don't really remember anything about the city, 366 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,169 but the plane... 367 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,587 I mean, the second I went on board, 368 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,173 I was just curious about everything, you know? 369 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,092 And then they took me to the cockpit, 370 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,760 and then the captain let me push a button. 371 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:55,098 And Brodie whined the whole time, of course, 372 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,601 but I thought it was magic. 373 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,021 It sounds stupid, but for the first time, 374 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,232 I didn't feel like an afterthought. 375 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,483 I've always just wished 376 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,486 that I could do the same thing for people. 377 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,532 And I've wanted to be a flight attendant ever since. 378 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,160 Too bad it's a total pipe dream. 379 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,120 - It doesn't seem like a pipe dream to me. 380 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,414 - Well, it is when you have CP. 381 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:23,335 Hardly any of the programs accept people like me. 382 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:27,505 God, I sound so pathetic. 383 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:33,511 - Hey, there is nothing pathetic about having a dream, 384 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,930 even if your dream is serving nuts to drunk people. 385 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,851 - [laughs] 386 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,438 [crowd cheering] 387 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,316 - And that's why they call her Fire Crotch, people. 388 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,651 - Well, that and the gonorrhea. 389 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,363 Ring the bell. Let's do this. [bell dings] 390 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,823 - Oh, my God, this is so much better 391 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,784 than my lame family dinner. - [chuckles] 392 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,370 - Thank you for inviting me. - Mingus, look... 393 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,705 - Chill, chill. Look, I didn't come here 394 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,458 to have a State of the Union or, like, really about 395 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,668 what we are or whatever, okay? 396 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,420 I just wanted to hang out. Sound good? 397 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,714 - Okay. - Okay. [laughs] 398 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,591 Jake, Mercury, over here. 399 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,720 - Okay, this definitely beats 400 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,598 getting drunk in someone's garage. 401 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,642 - Brodie, meet Mercury and Jake. 402 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,685 - Hi. 403 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,895 - We have heard so much about you. 404 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,814 So much. - Okay. 405 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,692 - Oh, really? How much? 406 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,235 Like, what specifically? 407 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,737 - Ew, why is Tallulah Andrews here? 408 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,032 - Oh, someone must've found out about the party, 409 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,284 and now those randos from our high school are here. 410 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,245 - What the fuck? I'm sorry. 411 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,497 I hope you don't mind. 412 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,749 - Yeah, you know, I'll be right back. 413 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,959 - Okay. 414 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,920 [upbeat dance music playing] 415 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,089 * * 416 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,633 - Hey. [baby cries] 417 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,593 [phone buzzes] 418 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,391 Hey, I know you're in baby land, 419 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,976 and I love and support that journey, 420 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,186 but I really think you should come to Ghost Fag tonight. 421 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,688 It's so fun. 422 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,940 It's like that show "Glow" but gayer. 423 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,401 - [gasps] - Please come. 424 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,446 [babies crying] 425 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,615 [upbeat percussive music] 426 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:23,163 * * 427 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,499 - Fuck, fuck. [babies crying] 428 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,126 Fuck. 429 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,254 [babies crying] 430 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,723 Okay. 431 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,684 [lullaby music] 432 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:51,149 * * 433 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,277 [babies crying] 434 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,911 I hate this. 435 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,914 [energetic rock music] 436 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,458 * * 437 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,543 - I mean, look, I don't know precisely when, 438 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,879 but last weekend, Marne came home too late, 439 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,506 looking like a mess, 440 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,384 and Amelia took one look at her and said that she could smell 441 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,678 another woman's cunt on Marne's breath. 442 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,222 - Amelia does love a dramatic use of the word "cunt." 443 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,598 That's why I just cut out the middleman, 444 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,183 commit to no one. No offense. 445 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,352 - Oh, none taken. I'm good. 446 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,853 I got a girlfriend, two kids, 447 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,398 and I still killed it on stage tonight. 448 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,025 - No lies detected. Now we gotta celebrate. 449 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,735 Where to? 450 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,696 - There's a new bar a few blocks away 451 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,990 in an abandoned school. - Mm, Shar? 452 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:44,119 - That sounds fun, and as much as I want to, 453 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,370 I need to get home to my fam. 454 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,789 - [groans] Fine. 455 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,875 Tonight was the best. I missed you so much. 456 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,169 - I missed you too. 457 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,548 Now go fuck this grad student who been gay for 12 minutes. 458 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,133 - You know me so well. - Mm-hmm. 459 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,926 [laughs] 460 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:06,933 * * 461 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,817 [television playing indistinctly] 462 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:21,031 [door bangs] - Ooh, Ruthie Ru. 463 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,450 [laughs] 464 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,660 You know I don't like to brag, 465 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,413 but I fucking killed it tonight. 466 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,540 I mean, the crowd was obsessed with us. 467 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:34,252 It was just fire. - [laughs] 468 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,046 I'm so happy for you, babe. 469 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,593 What's wrong? - Nothing. 470 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,803 - Ruthie. - Everything's fine. 471 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,391 Kids are asleep, little chubsters. 472 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,227 - All right, so you want to get into bed and watch a movie? 473 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,105 - I think I need to, like, go work out or something. 474 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:57,317 I'm feeling wired. Just, like, in my head. 475 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,985 - All right. You want to talk about it? 476 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,364 - Um, later. 477 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,949 What's the point of belonging to a 24-hour gym 478 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,284 if you're not gonna occasionally 479 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,454 go work out at night? [both laugh] 480 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,463 [disquieting music] 481 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:25,637 * * 482 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:41,903 - One fried shrimp po'boy, 483 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,446 one hot sausage po'boy, 484 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,865 two root beers, and some fries. 485 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,033 Okay, it doesn't look like much, 486 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,368 but Greasy's will knock you flat. 487 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,036 - I bet. 488 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,038 You are gonna look like a snack 489 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,832 in your Spirit Airlines uniform. 490 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,001 - [laughs] Spirit? 491 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,002 Wow. 492 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,878 You really think so little of me? 493 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,880 It's Delta or bust. - [laughs] 494 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,008 - Jet Blue if I'm desperate. 495 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,679 Okay, your turn. 496 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,056 Hopes and dreams. 497 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,892 - Uh, let's just say that I wish I was as passionate 498 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,145 about anything as you are about your stuff, 499 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,897 but unfortunately, I'm not that lucky. 500 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:20,900 Being a lawyer is just a job. - Okay. 501 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,070 It's not your job, but what's your thing? 502 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,949 - Here you go. - Oh, where should we sit? 503 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,162 [crowd cheering] 504 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:36,124 [upbeat music] 505 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,710 - Whoa. 506 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,838 - Whoa, rough start for Miss Toto. 507 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,341 - Oh, my God, Ruthie. Hey! 508 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,927 [crowd cheering] 509 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,930 - Brodie, what the fuck? Mingus is one thing, 510 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,766 but why the hell are all my students here? 511 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,559 Also, hi. Happy birthday. 512 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,769 - Oh, thank you. 513 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,062 Yeah, they're all a bunch of amateurs. 514 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,356 They crashed. You know what? 515 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,316 I'm gonna go see if they'll let me wrestle. 516 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,443 Excuse me. Sorry. 517 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,445 - Okay, okay, look, look, I knew you'd be pissed, 518 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,613 and I'm sorry I didn't tell you 519 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,073 the party went a little "Riverdale," 520 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,699 but it's because I knew you wouldn't come. 521 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,619 Look, look, please just stay, okay? 522 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,037 I just need to get through the night, 523 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,122 and I promise I'll tell them everything tomorrow. 524 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,125 - Brodie, it's really not a good look for me to be here. 525 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,295 - They're the ones who crashed. [crowd cheers] 526 00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:26,007 This is an adult party. You did nothing wrong. 527 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,470 [laughs] 528 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,431 [crowd cheering] 529 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,812 - That's my girl. 530 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:42,774 - [moaning] Yeah, baby. 531 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:44,859 - Come on, give me, baby. - Yeah. 532 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,986 Look at that ass. - [moans] 533 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,197 - You ready for this? - I'm ready. 534 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,784 [moaning] 535 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,911 - Fuck. - [moans] 536 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:59,749 [phone ringing] 537 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,085 - [groans] 538 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,420 Granny. 539 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,796 - I've decided that I am too young 540 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,339 and attractive to be called that. 541 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,050 Are you missing this nonsense on "Design Build"? 542 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,677 There's a relationship dissolving 543 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,928 over granite countertops. 544 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:16,224 - Honestly, relatable. Turning it on now. 545 00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:20,895 Wow, so they're really going in this "Sopranos" direction? 546 00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,272 - You can't buy good taste, honey. 547 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,816 You just can't. 548 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,693 Do you think they do butt stuff? 549 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,737 - Of course they do. 550 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:32,032 - Yeah, I'm getting that vibe. Is Ruthie around? 551 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,825 - She says she was going to the gym, 552 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,368 but she's probably out 553 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,746 with your toxic, bad influence of a son. 554 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:41,958 - He's not a bad influence. Who am I kidding? 555 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,544 That would make sense. He does do that. 556 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,089 - [sighs] I just... 557 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,924 I just worry Ruthie and I 558 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:52,218 aren't on the same page anymore. 559 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,554 - Being on the same page is for book clubs 560 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,806 and people who actually pay attention in church. 561 00:25:56,848 --> 00:26:01,644 At least you have some spice in your relationship. 562 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:04,397 Oh, Lord, they put in carpets? 563 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,192 Carpets are hardwood floors with low self-esteem. 564 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:10,695 - Seriously. Hardwood or bust. [laughs] 565 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,197 - Amen. 566 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,575 - That was way better than it looked. 567 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,910 - Told you. 568 00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,829 [rock music playing faintly] 569 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:25,919 * * 570 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,796 Sorry, it's just... 571 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,298 it's a small town. - Yeah. 572 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:34,344 I guess the glamor of being someone's dirty little secret 573 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:38,431 wears off after a while. - Okay, slow down. 574 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:42,268 I just don't know if I want to compromise my relationship 575 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,188 with my brother for someone that I don't really know. 576 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:49,109 - We know each other. - Do we? 577 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:55,865 - Okay, well, I found out I didn't make partner today, 578 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:58,618 and I quit. 579 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,120 - God, I'm sorry. 580 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:04,124 - It's okay. It's on me. 581 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,584 I just, like, checked out. You know, I didn't care. 582 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,295 And yeah, I need the money, but truth be told, 583 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,131 there's only two things that have made me feel alive 584 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,633 since Babylon, and... 585 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,636 one of those things is very, very bad for me. 586 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,764 - Looking at hot gay people on Instagram? 587 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,391 - I wish. 588 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,851 Um... 589 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:29,733 Daddius and I-- we had a lot of fun together. 590 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:33,611 We partied a lot. - Okay, so what? 591 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,243 - It's more like we were tweaking on meth 592 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,912 and fucking until we passed out. 593 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,665 Look, it sounds a lot scarier than it actually is, okay? 594 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,043 I... 595 00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:53,006 When Daddius died, I just... 596 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:59,554 I just wanted to feel just... 597 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,724 the feeling that I felt when I was with him. 598 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:06,019 [somber music] 599 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:07,437 But it took more and more meth 600 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:10,231 just to get a shadow of that feeling. 601 00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,235 You know, when you moved in, 602 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:16,571 for the first time in a long time, 603 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,032 I felt seen. 604 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,996 And I felt like if you could see me, 605 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:28,625 then, um... [crying] 606 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,462 Then maybe I could just start to see myself again. 607 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:39,386 Oh, my God. Um. 608 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,889 Wow, vulnerability overload. Um. 609 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,307 I feel like I have no skin left. 610 00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:48,645 Can you say something? Anything? 611 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:51,481 - I don't know what to say. 612 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,611 I don't think I can top meth. 613 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:08,373 - Round three, girlies. Let's go. 614 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,041 - Wait, he said what? 615 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,752 - To tell him how I feel. 616 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,505 - Wow, what an asshole. - I know, right? 617 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:16,840 - Who's an asshole? 618 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:19,801 - Hey, are they gonna let you in the ring? 619 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,053 - Uh, yeah. 620 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,055 - I can't believe it. An unprotected... 621 00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:25,682 - Look, I know things are weird right now, 622 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,809 but it's all good, okay? 623 00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,437 - What things? Things aren't weird. 624 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:31,813 - Okay. 625 00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,356 I don't need to be here for this. 626 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,649 - Ruthie? - Bye. 627 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:37,569 - Wait. 628 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,113 - Hey. - Hi. 629 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,993 - Look, can you just not lie to me right now? 630 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,620 Like, I'm the last person you need to lie to, okay? 631 00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:51,332 - I'm not lying. - Yeah, you are. 632 00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:54,294 [crowd cheering] 633 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:57,589 - You know, if you don't want me here, 634 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,299 you can just fucking say it. 635 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:02,594 [upbeat dance music playing] 636 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,387 * * 637 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,181 - Look at that grip. 638 00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,602 - Fuck. I'm sorry. 639 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:14,814 I'm drunk, um, 640 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:19,486 but this is important to me, 641 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,071 and you just, like... 642 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,492 You know, sometimes, I feel like you're the only person 643 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:28,745 that actually understands me, you know? 644 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:32,332 And I know this sounds, like, monumentally stupid, 645 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,627 but I sort of always felt like fate brought us together 646 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,505 or something, you know? 647 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:41,341 Like, maybe the worst night of my life 648 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,177 wasn't actually the worst night of my life. 649 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,224 That is a... 650 00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,894 just a fucking dark thing to say. 651 00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:55,230 - Fuck, Mingus. - No, no, stop. 652 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,356 It... 653 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:02,987 Damn it, I'm such an idiot. 654 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,864 - This is why we suggest our wrestlers 655 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,324 douche before their matches. 656 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,909 - I just wanted you to have a good birthday. 657 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:10,161 [bell rings] 658 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,789 - All right, bitches. Looks like we got somebody 659 00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,458 in the audience celebrating something special tonight. 660 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,003 - Mingus, get on up here. 661 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:21,047 [crowd cheering] 662 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,675 - Come on, birthday girl. 663 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,928 Bring that pink, crispy, fresh, little butthole up here. 664 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,638 - [laughs] 665 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,891 Okay, birthday girl, so you really want to fight? 666 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:34,644 Got anyone in mind, baby? 667 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,772 - Uh, yeah. Actually, I do. 668 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:38,857 Him. 669 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,027 [crowd oohing] 670 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:50,827 - Bumpy, whiskey, puffy, crunchy. 671 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,704 Get in that ring. 672 00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,707 [upbeat music playing] 673 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,377 * * 674 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:04,049 - Not me at a party with booze, drag wrestling, 675 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,926 and our fucking English teacher. 676 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,429 [laughter] Whoo! 677 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,724 - Let's go. Whoo! 678 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:18,063 - First one to pin the other for three seconds wins. 679 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,857 - Ring the bell. Let's do this. 680 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,484 [bell rings] 681 00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:23,777 - Hey. 682 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,945 [crowd cheering] 683 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,489 - Come on. Fight me. 684 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:28,490 You fucking coward. 685 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,286 - Okay, Mingus, this is stupid. 686 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:39,084 Hey, hey, hey. Look, I don't want to hurt you. 687 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,293 - Too late. 688 00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:47,967 - Hey, I just made a mistake. 689 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:51,346 - What was the mistake? Ignoring me? 690 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,848 Fucking me? Saving my life, huh? 691 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:55,475 - Hey, hey, hey, that's not what I meant. 692 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,107 - [grunts] - [grunts] 693 00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:05,652 - So what did you mean, then, huh? 694 00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:07,654 'Cause you've been pretty fucking vague. 695 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,158 What does "she's starting" even mean? 696 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,161 [spacey electronic music] 697 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:20,583 - One, two, three. - [laughing] 698 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:24,129 [bell rings] We have a winner, everybody. 699 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:27,674 - She is done, finished, and dead! 700 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:29,509 - Yeah! 701 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,177 Whoo! 702 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,305 Let's go! 703 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:37,475 [upbeat music playing] 704 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:42,147 * * 705 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:46,026 [screaming] 706 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,696 [crowd cheering] 707 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,741 [laughs] 708 00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:56,911 - * Don't lose me * 709 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,873 [melancholy rock music] 710 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,499 * * 711 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:05,170 * Don't let go of me yet * 712 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:09,507 * * 713 00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:12,385 - Not me at a party with booze, 714 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:16,556 drag wrestling, and our fucking English teacher. 715 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,851 - * And when you came * 716 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:25,065 * All of my thoughts weren't that * 717 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,901 * It goes so slow * 718 00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:33,531 * But it feels like everything's going so fast * 719 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:37,202 * And I've never been * 720 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:41,790 * Loved, like, baby, at all * 721 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:44,000 - [mouthing words] 722 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,877 [phone chimes] 723 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:50,256 - * Don't lose me * 724 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:54,219 * * 725 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,056 * Don't let me go away yet * 726 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,809 * I--I * 727 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:03,687 * I've never been * 728 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:08,692 * Loved, like, baby, the way you know me at all * 729 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:15,657 * * 730 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:22,247 - What a fucking shitshow. 731 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,915 So tell me again how that was easier 732 00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,083 than just telling Mingus 733 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,584 you didn't want to be their boyfriend. 734 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,844 - [chuckles] I couldn't do it. 735 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:40,140 I just... 736 00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,892 Mingus... 737 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,730 Makes me feel like I'm a good person. 738 00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:56,614 It's kind of sad how a teenager is the only one 739 00:35:56,656 --> 00:36:01,286 who could look at me with, like, high regard. 740 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:04,289 [soft percussive music] 741 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,500 * * 742 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,544 [laughs] 743 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,880 Good thing they figured it out on their own. 744 00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:16,384 Yeah, I'm a fucking mess. 745 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:26,644 - Not a total mess. - [chuckles] 746 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:33,610 * * 747 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,324 [doorknob clicks open] 748 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,327 [soft music playing] 749 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:49,501 * * 750 00:36:51,169 --> 00:36:52,379 - Hi. 751 00:36:53,922 --> 00:37:00,303 - Look, I have no experience with this. 752 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,013 Most of the time, I'm pretty self-contained, 753 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,056 you know? 754 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:04,641 I've had to be. 755 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:09,396 So I don't really know how to handle messiness. 756 00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:12,732 - What are you saying? 757 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:15,443 - I've slept with a lot of guys. 758 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,529 I mean, more than some people would think, 759 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:22,659 but you're the only man I've ever woken up with. 760 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,496 And that scares me. 761 00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:37,632 - I have a proposition for you. 762 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:40,510 - Oh, I can't do meth. I have a weak constitution. 763 00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,804 - [laughs] You're so dumb. 764 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,975 If you promise to stop saying 765 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:49,978 that each time we have sex is the last time, 766 00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,731 then we don't have to tell Brodie anything. 767 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:59,487 - Maybe we don't have to tell Brodie anything yet. 768 00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:02,449 [The Blue's "Games"] 769 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,452 [melancholy music] 770 00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:12,334 * * 771 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:16,963 - * All the games that you and I've been playing * 772 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:19,758 * * 773 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:23,261 * They don't hit me quite the same * 774 00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:26,097 * * 775 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:30,352 * 'Cause all the games that you and I've been playing * 776 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:32,812 * * 777 00:38:32,854 --> 00:38:36,316 * They don't hit me quite the same * 778 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:40,362 * Since you've been gone * 779 00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:43,448 * Baby * 780 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:46,284 * I feel alive * 781 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,329 * I feel alive * 782 00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:53,124 * Since you've been gone * 783 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,211 * Baby * 784 00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,380 * I feel alive * 785 00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:03,510 * * 786 00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:07,138 * Ooh * 787 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,974 * Now, baby, baby, I * 788 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:13,561 * Oh, ooh * [phone buzzes] 789 00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:16,481 * Now, baby, baby, I * 790 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:20,235 * Oh, ooh * [phone buzzes] 791 00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:26,533 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 792 00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:32,831 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 793 00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:39,295 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 794 00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,964 - Fuck. 795 00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:54,519 both: Hi. 796 00:40:01,234 --> 00:40:02,152 - [chuckles] 797 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:06,531 - Wow. 798 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:10,452 He really never came, huh? - Hmm. 799 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:16,374 Did you have fun at the party? 800 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,876 - Um... 801 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,547 - You want some cake? 802 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:26,760 - Yes. Yes, please. 803 00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:29,471 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 804 00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:34,559 - So what happened? 805 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:39,356 - Mm, well... 806 00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:40,940 I realized... 807 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:46,071 I am so my mother's daughter. 808 00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:50,450 - Mm, is that a good thing or a bad thing? 809 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:52,327 - Depends on the day. 810 00:40:52,369 --> 00:40:55,205 [light sentimental music] 811 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:57,123 But mostly a good thing. 812 00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:02,796 - Okay. 813 00:41:04,756 --> 00:41:07,759 Happy birthday, Mingus. 814 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:10,887 - [laughs] Happy birthday, me. 815 00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,682 - [laughs] 816 00:41:13,723 --> 00:41:16,476 - It's really good. - It is. 817 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:23,274 [upbeat percussive music] 818 00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:30,198 * * 53073

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