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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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- Brenda, sweetheart,
would you like to say grace?
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- Wow! Lucky girl.
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Papa didn't let me say grace
until I was 35.
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- Bless us, oh Lord,
and these-- ah!
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KORVO:
Go, green! Go, green!
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YUMYULACK:
Hippos! Hippos! Hippos!
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- Jesus Christ!
What the hell is going on here?
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- We used a Come Alive ray
to sci-fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos
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into IRL life Hungry Hippos,
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and things got a little titsy!
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- Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase!
That's ten points for pink!
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- Those were my father's ashes!
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- That means double points, boyyy!
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- Best game night ever!
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- It's way better than when we all got
diabetes from real-life Candyland.
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- Ugh. What do you want?
I'm gaming!
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Hey, do we know a "Pupa"?
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- Yes!
- Come on, man!
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- Uh-huh. Oh. Alright.
Thanks for calling.
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Jesus Christ.
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Alright! Let's go, pink hippo!
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- W-what was that all about?
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- Nothing, the Pupa
got arrested at the mall.
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- What? We have to go save him!
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- Okay, I see how it is.
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We only worry about the Pupa
when Terry's winning game night.
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This is bullshit!
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
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Until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into, uh, the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is-- this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid
and confusing.
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Why are there
so many wildfires?
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Where is your planet-sized hose
so that we can just put everything out?
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You should really think
about building one of those.
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♪
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MALL COP: So yeah,
the blue space creature, aka "the Pupa,"
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walked into the Claire's jewelry store
at 2:00 p. m.
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and exited minutes later
with the stolen merchandise.
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- Earrings? What the hell,
he doesn't even have ears.
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[gasps]
Or does he?
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- Our Pupa would never
steal anything.
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He's got his own Bubba Gump Shrimp
Platinum Rewards Mastercard.
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It must have been another Pupa.
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- I saw it all.
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He stole sweet pearl earrings,
a body piercing gun,
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and three unicorn chokers.
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- Why are Principal Cooke
and Miss Frankie from school here?
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I thought your second job was
driving a forklift for the mob.
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- I've got a ton of jobs, kid.
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Teacher, storm chaser, this,
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plus I sniff luggage
at the airport for the DEA.
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- This little sack of fucks
has been running
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a black market piercing ring
at school.
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Most of his customers
have gotten infections.
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- Titties!
- I'm gonna hurl.
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- I was a child psychiatrist
before my crippling addiction
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to celebrity feet forced me
into a career in civilian security,
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which is why I can tell you that this is
an out-of-control teenager situation.
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- This just doesn't make any sense.
[thunder rumbling]
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He's normally such
a sweet little supercomputer.
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I mean, yes,
he did kill a RoboCop
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and, yes, he will one day terraform
a new planet that destroys us all
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but come on,
look at the cute little guy.
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[glass shatters]
[all scream]
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- What the hell is wrong with you, Pupa?
How could you do this to us?
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- We take our eyes off you
for two weeks to sci-fi some hippos,
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and this is how you repay us?
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- I am livid!
Wait, is that a real word?
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Well, then I'm fucking livid.
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- Okay now, guys,
let's take it easy here.
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Maybe we just don't know Pupes
as well as we thought.
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- And I say it's livid time to find out.
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- Now he's going to use livid wrong
for everything.
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- Rap music posters,
a Game Gear,
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The Twilight series?
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These books are way
too sexy for you!
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- Bag of weed, a Harry Potter Whistle
you turned into a bong.
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- A SteelBook HD-DVD
of The Joker,
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a Mech suit that looks to be
some sort of con-man businessperson,
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what could this be for?
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- Why you asking me?
I don't know!
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- What the hell? Are you stealing
all this stuff, Pupa?
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- This isn't the Pupa
we know and love.
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Who even are you?
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- I wish I'd never been Pupa'd.
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[all gasp]
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- That mall cop was right.
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The Pupa's an out-of-control
motherfuckin' teenager!
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[camera shutter clicking]
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- Okay, team, what're we gonna do
with the Pupa?
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No idea is a bad idea. Go!
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- He's a sensitive little dumpling.
We should be nurturing him.
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KORVO:
Bad idea. Next.
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- Let's smash him in the head
with a hammer and throw him in a quarry.
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KORVO:
We'll use that as a backup, next.
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- We shouldn't punish him.
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We should learn from him,
so we can steal stuff too!
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I'm gonna start reading
sexy books and shit.
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- All these ideas suck.
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He wants to be a teenager,
then let's treat him like a teenager.
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Pupa, as team leader,
I have come to a decision.
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You shall be grounded
for one earth month.
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- Grounded?
- Yes, grounded.
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[sobbing]
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- Oh no, oh!
It's gonna be okay.
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Korvo, you made him cry.
Psychopath.
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- I-- I didn't know he would--
It's the right thing to do.
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He has to learn--
[Pupa grunting]
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JESSE: I told you
he needed to be nurtured!
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[screams]
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YUMYULACK:
Did the power go out?
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TERRY: I didn't save a backup
of my seven-part Animal Crossing fart fic!
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I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know
he isn't supposed to be two colors.
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- You are the Pupa expert.
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- Thank you,
I won't let you down.
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- AISHA, we have a problem.
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AISHA: Oh dang, Korvo!
You melting again?
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Your skin looks nasty.
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- What? I've been using Ole Henriksen's
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Collagen Boosted True-C Complex
Facial Serum twice a day!
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No. It's the Pupa,
he's all fucked up.
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AISHA: The Pupa is stuck between
powder blue and sea-foam green.
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- No shit,
but what does that mean?
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AISHA: You guys can't go one day
without being all,
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"AISHA this
and AISHA that,
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and AISHA, help, my wooden penis
is stuck in the hyperdrive."
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- It's not my fault the thing has
an oak - shaped hole.
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AISHA:
When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow,
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it means he's lost wi-fi signal.
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When it's stalled
between two colors,
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it means his evolution
has been tainted.
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- Ugh, of course!
That makes sense,
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because the taint is between
two things.
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It's just like Shakespeare wrote,
"'Taint thy balls, 'taint thy butthole."
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- Okay, fess up,
who tainted the Pupa?
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- Don't look at me, I let him suck
on old batteries all the time!
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He should be healthy.
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- It's probably society's fault.
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- Yes! I bet it's because of all
the human shit he's been doing.
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He eats an insane number of garlic knots,
and his only source of news
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is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard.
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- And he watched the HD-DVD
1K de-master of Joker
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and absorbed Todd Phillips' values.
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- Don't listen to them, Pupes.
You just need some TLC, dontcha?
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- The Pupa's being
a little shit pebble,
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and he needs to be taught
that interrupting
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a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippo game
has consequences.
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- Pupa, grounding clearly
wasn't enough.
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So as punishment
for stealing all that stuff,
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you will paint the ship!
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- And smoke a pack of Marlboro lights
with a pillowcase over your head!
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- But the Pupa doesn't smoke.
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- And now he never will again.
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- Look, I don't like being the bad guy,
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but you better have that ship painted
by the time we're back.
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- And I want these cigarettes smoked
to the filters.
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- Guys, the orange hippo got
into a Panera, and the cops shot him.
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If we hurry, we can still save green,
pink, and yellow!
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- Pupa, you stay here
and learn your lesson,
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and I'll hug you later.
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Last one there is a rotten spore!
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[burps]
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[snorting]
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[screams]
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- Yes! That counts.
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Point for the Yumyulone Ranger!
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- Uh, guys, is it me
or does the house look different?
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- Holy fuck, the ship is gone!
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- Is it crazy that I kinda like it
without the ship?
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- Yes, it's crazy!
Where the fuck is the Pupa? Pupa!
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- No way! Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair
with Napa leather upholstery?
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- Where the hell is the ship, Pupa?
And how did you get a PS7?
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Those aren't even out yet!
[gasps]
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- You traded the ship to a witch
for a gaming setup, didn't you?
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- So what? I didn't ask
to get assigned to you.
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- Is anyone else weirded out
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that he's suddenly talking
in complete sentences?
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- I don't know what's going on
with you, Pupa,
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but we will talk about this
when I get back.
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Terry and I have to go fight a witch
for our spaceship.
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You two stay here and make sure
he doesn't get into any more trouble.
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You ready to face this witch?
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- I guess. I mean,
we talk about her all the time,
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but I never thought
we'd actually confront her.
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Fuck, man. A witch? I'm scared.
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- We're gonna have to marshal
all our firepower for an epic showdown
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that's been three seasons
in the making.
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Hopefully, the Disney dark lords
don't make us trim anything out,
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because this shit is going to be
fucking wild, I'll tell you that much.
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- Let's do this shit!
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[both laugh]
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Man. Who knew Brigga Balba
would be so nice.
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And her home? Lovely!
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- Oh, that little fountain
in her tea garden was so peaceful.
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- I was thinking the same thing!
We really had her pegged wrong.
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- I can't believe all we had to do
was lease this rad pumpkin car
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and buy all that Stella & Dot crap
from her to get the ship back.
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- It is not crap. Look at my
"I'm a Girl Boss" chunky cufflet.
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That's on trend, baby!
[party music playing in distance]
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- Terry, d-do you hear that?
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[people chattering, laughing]
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- Woo! Alright!
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- An '80s movie-style rager?
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- Not in my house!
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Hey! That's the turntable
I got for Passover
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to mix ship noises with space sounds.
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- Where the hell are Jesse
and Yumyulack?
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- Cannonball!
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[splashing]
[cheering]
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- My turn! Oh!
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Uh, to tell you
that this is irresponsible!
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- You two were supposed
to be watching the Pupa!
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- Yeah, and we watched him throw
an awesome party!
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- Okay, everyone out!
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[all booing]
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BOY:
This is stupid. Whatever.
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TERRY:
That's the last straw, Pupa.
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How could you throw
a crazy '80s party without me?
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You are super-duper
chaluper grounded.
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- Yeah, tell him, Terry!
- Gah, ah!
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I hate doing this because
I'm the cool one who bites the cheese
233
00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,607
right off the block
instead of cutting off a piece,
234
00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:44,816
but you leave me no choice.
235
00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,777
No more iPad,
no more sexy books.
236
00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,445
No... more... Hulu!
237
00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446
[gasps]
238
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:51,949
[screams]
- Look at him,
239
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,909
he's learning his lesson
so hard right now!
240
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,577
Maybe I am the Pupa expert.
241
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,080
[groaning]
242
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,916
[sighs]
- What the hell?
243
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,584
- I did not know
that was an option.
244
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,295
- Aww, he laid an apology egg.
245
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,923
Apology egg-cepted, Pupa!
246
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:08,966
[eggshell cracking]
247
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,927
- Yeah, buddy!
248
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,262
YUMYULACK:
What the hell is that?
249
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,304
- Little Buddy!
250
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,597
- Yeah, buddy!
251
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,517
[both laugh]
252
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,811
- Yeah, buddy!
[door opens, closes]
253
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,271
- How the hell am I supposed
to punish him
254
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,898
when he's palling around
with a little buddy. Aw!
255
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,109
- Shit, if we had just smashed
Pupa's head with a hammer
256
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,902
and thrown him in the quarry,
none of this would've happened.
257
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,613
- We've clearly done everything we can,
the Pupa isn't afraid of us.
258
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,323
We need someone
who can whip Pupa into shape.
259
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,659
- Someone with a heart of gold,
abs of steel,
260
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,202
and the calves
of a hip-hop legend.
261
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,621
We need--
BOTH: Mark Wahlberg!
262
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:43,083
♪ trumpet playing ♪
263
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,209
[barks]
264
00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,505
- Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has
a restraining order against us,
265
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,591
but military school should work
just as well.
266
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,758
[whistle blows]
267
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,969
- Alright, maggots, I own you!
268
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,513
You're nothing but pieces of maggot shit
on the bottom of my shoe!
269
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,099
I will wipe your maggot asses
off the face of this earth!
270
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,934
Do you understand me, maggots?
271
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,977
GROUP:
Yes, sir!
272
00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,354
- At some point, yelling "maggots"
has diminishing returns.
273
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,065
- I like it, I'm-- I'm going
to start doing it at home, maggot.
274
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443
- Well, fuck me sideways.
275
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,446
In all my years
of screaming at maggots,
276
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:16,658
I've never gotten to actually train
an honest to goddamn maggot.
277
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,994
What's your name, maggot?
- I'm the Pupa.
278
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,829
- Wrong. Your name is maggot.
279
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,873
And what the hell are you?
280
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,209
- Little Buddy!
281
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,503
- What in the almighty fuck is
a Little Buddy?
282
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,129
- He yells an awful lot.
283
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,591
Aren't you worried this is gonna be
too hard on the little guy?
284
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,384
- We need someone hard
to set him straight.
285
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,969
- Hey, you think these guys
would want to buy
286
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,846
some Stella & Dot dog tags?
287
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,848
We have some delish
bespoke white gold necklaces.
288
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,849
I'm telling you!
289
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,684
♪ I'm telling you ♪
290
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,269
- Shut up and get
in the gourd, maggot!
291
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,480
Oh yeah, that works
for ya boy. Mm.
292
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,441
Jesse, trust me, this is
the best thing for the Pupa.
293
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,776
- Yeah, he's gonna thank us later.
294
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,985
We'll have a laugh about it. Like--
295
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,112
[laughing]
296
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,656
I bet he's already learning--
[glass shatters]
297
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,574
[all scream]
[tires squealing]
298
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,576
- What the hell was that?
- Pupa and Little Buddy!
299
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,037
JESSE: How did they get out
of military school so fast?
300
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,914
KORVO: They made friends
with that hard-ass drill sergeant!
301
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,375
- The Pupa's too charismatic!
People love his charm!
302
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,419
- We should never have stopped for Terry
to hawk Stella & Dot to that brunch club!
303
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,671
TERRY:
You can't talk to me like that.
304
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,131
I'm 10K away from being
an associate ambassador.
305
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,969
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
306
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:21,056
♪
307
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,267
♪
308
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,018
[engine revving, tires squealing]
309
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,189
♪
310
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,442
♪
311
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,362
♪
312
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,198
[gunshot]
[motorcycle crashes]
313
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,785
- Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch?
314
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,664
- Okay, look, Pupa,
it's not that we're mad.
315
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,166
We're just so disappointed in you.
You're better than this.
316
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,710
- I don't get it.
We've tried everything!
317
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,920
Tough love, soft love,
crazy stupid love--
318
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,257
- We even had Courtney Love watch
Love Actually with you and nothing!
319
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:58,218
- You were acting bad before but now
with Little Buddy, it's way worse.
320
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,304
- Yeah, Little Buddy's
a bad influence.
321
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,890
- Yes, Little Buddy's the problem.
Because it's definitely not us.
322
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,224
- Little Buddy is my friend.
323
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,436
- No! I forbid you from seeing
Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry.
324
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,937
- Give me that Little Buddy!
Give him to me!
325
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,480
- And to make sure he never comes back,
326
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,524
I'm trapping him inside
of a crystal paperweight.
327
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,775
- Yeah, budd--
328
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,195
- No!
329
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:19,281
- Now, he can't give you bad ideas,
and he'll keep our bills from flying away.
330
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,366
- You know, Stella & Dot has
a dandelion paperweight--
331
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,202
- Jesus fuck, Terry,
it's a pyramid scheme.
332
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,371
[growling, snarling]
333
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,208
- Alright, this is just a tantrum.
Let him tire himself out.
334
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,084
Pretty soon, he'll be back
to normal and we can--
335
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,127
[Pupa screams]
336
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,257
- Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist!
337
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,926
- It's not a mist.
- It's a fog.
338
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,427
- No, it's more like a steam.
339
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,223
- Whatever it is, we're trapped inside,
and it smells like the Pupa's ass!
340
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:48,268
[people screaming]
341
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,774
- Great, what a classic teenager way
to act out,
342
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,401
turning himself into a blanket of steam
that hangs over the town.
343
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,112
Pupa, you recombine
into your own physical form this instant!
344
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113
You hear me, mister?
345
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,492
- No! Don't go that way!
There are monsters!
346
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,536
- Great, now he's making monsters
in the steam.
347
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,246
I told you we should have
gotten him into soccer.
348
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,665
- Ohhh, I just saw
a tentacle over there.
349
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,625
- The Pupa is such a bad teenager.
[monster growling]
350
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,876
God, I wish I could be like him.
351
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:13,877
- No, he sucks.
352
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712
Pupa, you're in a lot
of trouble, young man!
353
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,049
You better stop being steam this instant
or... no more playing Roblox!
354
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,592
[all scream]
355
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,388
YUMYULACK: Was that steam monster
wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?
356
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,723
- The Pupa's delinquency
must be manifesting
357
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,100
as adolescent creatures.
358
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,061
Look out! There's one wearing
Tech Fleece and listening to Future!
359
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,896
[screaming]
360
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,109
[panting]
361
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,321
- Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie.
You work here, too?
362
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,032
- [mimicking Jesse]
"Aw geez, you work here, too."
363
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,409
Of course I don't, you idiot.
364
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,994
- Not that it's any
of your business,
365
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,829
but we're making ossobuco
for dinner!
366
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,290
It pairs well with a night
of consensual edging.
367
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,667
[screeches]
368
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,129
[glass shatters]
369
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,380
[cell phone buzzes]
370
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,011
- Okay, it definitely seems like
they are teens,
371
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,554
but somebody needs
to go out there and find out
372
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,722
what we are really dealing with here.
373
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:07,848
- Uh, no, we don't!
374
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,850
These monsters are
all over TikTok.
375
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,061
- That Pacific garbage patch is huge!
376
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,148
- These monsters are expressing
all the Pupa's bad teen behavior.
377
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,025
We better pray he's not one
of those arson kids.
378
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,194
- I think the Pupa just needs a friend.
379
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,237
Maybe if we can get home
and release Little Buddy,
380
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,697
he'll stop misting himself.
381
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,698
- You have a point.
382
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,783
But if we let Little Buddy go,
all our bills might fly away.
383
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,869
Ugh! What do we do?
What do we do?
384
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,913
[screeches]
[all scream]
385
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,748
- Come on, we can get to my car!
386
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,583
- Who the fuck is this guy?
- I'm Desmond!
387
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,629
- Quick, give me the breathalyzer!
388
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,172
- Here. And also, wow.
389
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,840
I'd like to hear the story behind that!
[breathalyzer beeps]
390
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,218
- Aw, come on!
Point nine's my baseline!
391
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,969
Who else can drive?
- Oh, let me try!
392
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,429
[beeps]
393
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,932
2.8! Yes!
Alcoholic high score!
394
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058
[beeps]
395
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,392
I got this.
396
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,522
- Wait! Sign my change-dot-org petition
to help de-stigmatize cyberbullying!
397
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,648
- Whatever, man.
398
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,816
- You just don't get it!
- No cap!
399
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,319
- I'm not sus, you're sus!
400
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,946
[tires squealing]
401
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:04,988
- Word, lit!
402
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,616
- We got problems, people!
403
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,201
[tires squealing]
404
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,579
[growling]
405
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,331
[acid sizzles]
[screams]
406
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:17,709
- No, god! Why did I get
emotionally invested in Desmond?
407
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,755
- Tell my wife I... re-financed
our boat loan.
408
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,757
[growling]
409
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,344
- Uh, okay listen,
if these monsters are really teens,
410
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,179
maybe we can just say things
they don't like.
411
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,222
Did you clean your room?
412
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,098
[shrieks]
413
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,183
- It's working!
What did you do at school today?
414
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,352
Tell me about your classes.
415
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,689
I want to meet your friends.
416
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983
- Who's gonna accept
my Facebook friend request?
417
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,526
[growling, shrieking]
418
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,197
- Release Little Buddy!
That'll calm the Pupa down.
419
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,616
- This ray has no reverse mode?
420
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,827
- Well, shit, I'm so sorry
I didn't foresee a time
421
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,413
where we would have to turn
a paperweight back into a Little Buddy.
422
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,333
- No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy
out of there or we screwed!
423
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,419
- We can undo this,
but it won't be easy.
424
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,880
Terry, I'll need you to go to the ship
and activate the de-fractolyzer
425
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,298
which will take at least 12 hours.
426
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,091
After that comes
the really hard part--
427
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,760
[glass shatters]
- Yeah, buddy!
428
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,679
[laughing]
429
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,055
- My bills! Damn it!
430
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,765
I can't remember
how much I owe in dues
431
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,727
to the WGA North for that whole
Ted 3D fiasco!
432
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,354
JESSE:
Little Buddy, come back here!
433
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,647
You're supposed to help us!
434
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,441
- The mistfogsteam
is still everywhere!
435
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,525
[thuds]
436
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,196
- You a-holes better figure
something out real quick!
437
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,322
- This isn't our fault.
438
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,115
- Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.
439
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,284
He just watched
too many violent video games
440
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,077
and read too many sexy books.
441
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,830
- This is Hollywood's fault!
The Joker! The Joker!
442
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,291
- Let's go get Todd Phillips
and sacrifice him to the steam.
443
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,877
I bet he lives in a Tony Stark-style house
overlooking the bay.
444
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,212
- Will you aliens shut the fuck up?
445
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,463
[growls]
446
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,173
- Venmo me!
447
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,427
- I am so sick of listening
to you blame everyone else.
448
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,012
This is on you.
449
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,096
[all gasp]
450
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,307
- I ship a thicc snack!
451
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,850
[growls]
[all scream]
452
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,394
- The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this
453
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,188
if he had some structure in his life.
454
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,440
He needs present,
tangible role models.
455
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901
- We see this all the time.
The problem starts at home.
456
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,819
- Home? But that's where we are.
457
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,324
- Oh my god, you are truly
the shittiest parents I have ever met.
458
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,409
Korvo has spent more time
eating me out
459
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,953
than being involved
in the Pupa's education.
460
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,538
- Exactly. Wait, what?
461
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,248
- Well, guess what,
you're fucking wrong,
462
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,624
because we're not human parents.
463
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,084
The Pupa is a member
of our team.
464
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,794
- Do you feed him?
Do you bathe him?
465
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,421
Do you lay in bed at night and worry
he's gonna get run over by a car
466
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,422
or kidnapped by a pervert?
467
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,260
- No, I worry he's gonna get kidnapped
by a car and run over by a pervert,
468
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,303
but now that I'm saying it
out loud, yes.
469
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,013
- Then, honey, you are parents.
470
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,934
All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses
run around sci-fi'ing shit
471
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,269
with no consequences.
472
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,979
You are the bad influences.
473
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:45,107
He doesn't have to change,
you do.
474
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,986
- Fuck that. It's not us.
Let's go kill Todd Phillips!
475
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,070
- Woo!
- Yeah, let's get him!
476
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,196
[bellowing]
477
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326
- Ugh. I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
478
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,620
We have to fix the ship.
We're out of Doritos.
479
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,788
Fuck you, Terry.
480
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,710
- Guys, that Supreme steam monster
sounds exactly like us.
481
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,005
- Holy shit. Were we
the Todd Phillips all along?
482
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,507
MONSTER: I want to trap someone
in a paperweight!
483
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,176
- Aw, geez, we suck.
484
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:14,887
- I can't believe it, but these two
shallow side characters were right.
485
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:15,929
[laser zaps]
486
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,684
- Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos? Ew.
487
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,019
- Come on,
we have to play. Now!
488
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,061
- Really?
- Yes!
489
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,064
[rattling]
490
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,150
- This is fucking boring.
491
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,484
It was better
when we turned them into--
492
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,111
- Look! What's happening?
493
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,739
- The Pupa is reacting to us
being bland and normal. See?
494
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,824
JESSE:
Oh yeah! I guess it's working.
495
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,160
- From this moment forward,
we have to change our ways.
496
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,370
- So no more awesome sci-fi stuff?
497
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,915
- No. I think we have
to cut everything from our lives
498
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,626
that makes us a special,
unique, weird family
499
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,003
and basically sand
our whole situation down
500
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,465
so it's palatable to a broader,
more corporate-approved audience,
501
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,799
I mean, the Pupa.
502
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,635
- I just signed up for
a Mommy and Me music class
503
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928
with the Pupa three days a week.
504
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,679
And then I guess we'll go get
no sugar added,
505
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,765
lactose free fro-yo
with the other moms.
506
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,518
- Oh my lilies, he's firming up.
What else can we do?
507
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,645
- We could go back to school
and actually give a shit?
508
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,271
JESSE:
Keep going, keep going!
509
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,942
- Terry and I can get jobs. Real ones.
Not comedy writing or firemen.
510
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,735
Something in an office.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
511
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,572
With desks. And a computer and a printer
and a receptionist named Gayle
512
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,199
that I keep trying to bang,
but she won't let me hit it!
513
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,742
- We can do this.
For the Pupa!
514
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,244
TERRY/JESSE/YUMYULACK:
For the Pupa!
515
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:25,040
♪ Taking Heads'
Once in a Lifetime playing ♪
516
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,627
♪
517
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,421
♪ And you may find yourself ♪
518
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,340
♪ Living in a shotgun shack ♪
519
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,592
♪ And you may find yourself ♪
520
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,469
♪ In another part of the world ♪
521
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,888
♪ And you may find yourself ♪
522
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,850
♪ Behind the wheel
of a large automobile ♪
523
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,395
♪ And you may find yourself
in a beautiful house ♪
524
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,647
♪ With a beautiful wife ♪
525
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,983
♪ And you may ask yourself ♪
526
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,735
♪ "Well, how did I get here?" ♪
527
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,863
♪ Letting the days go by ♪
528
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,823
♪ Let the water hold me down ♪
529
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,867
♪ Letting the days go by ♪
530
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,910
♪ Water flowing underground ♪
531
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,912
♪ Into the blue again ♪
532
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,039
♪ After the money's gone ♪
533
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,751
- Korvo, I can't make heads or tails
of these mid-quarter distribution reports.
534
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,461
I think Jenkins ran
all the numbers wrong.
535
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,132
- Well, he's Mr. Sarner's nephew,
so we'll just have to do it again.
536
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,302
- Where have you guys been?
Dinner will be ready in ten.
537
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,512
- We were at the library. Again.
538
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:24,099
- I have to write a 50-page paper
on the effects of beach erosion.
539
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,019
Can I please just borrow
the Useless Homework ray once?
540
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,395
- No. No rays in this house!
541
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,438
[telephone ringing]
542
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,691
- Yaya.
Oh, hello Mr. Sarner.
543
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,026
You wanna come over tonight?
544
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,612
Oh, tonight is not good actually,
Korvo has the shits--
545
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,654
Okay.
546
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,656
Ugh. That was Mr. Sarner.
547
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491
He invited himself and his wife
over for dinner,
548
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,743
and they want veal parmesan.
549
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,163
- But I'm making ginger-glazed salmon
with a cucumber dill salad.
550
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,165
- Well, now you're making
veal fuckin' parmesan!
551
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,959
And you have half an hour do to it,
or we'll get fired from our work job!
552
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,002
[sighs]
553
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,004
- Are these really
the stakes of our lives now?
554
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,257
Remember when we saved humanity
from ice lava and napadoodles
555
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,510
and fought over who had
more Christmas spirit?
556
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,804
- I spent 14 minutes in heaven
with a janky BTS!
557
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,183
- Korvo turned into goo, and I had
to fight my ex-lover Malcolm Gladwell!
558
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,559
- Oh, those were the days.
559
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,978
We used to do so much crazy
sci-fi stuff.
560
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,356
- I love you guys.
561
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,525
And I love Moana.
562
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,277
- It's worth it. For the Pupa.
563
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,238
JESSE/TERRY/YUMYULACK:
For the Pupa.
564
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,447
- Ahhh! Fuck!
565
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,823
- Yeah, buddy.
566
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,117
- Goddammit, is Little Buddy
just gonna be, like,
567
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,328
fuckin' around all the time now
or something?
568
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,121
- Yep. This is our life now.
569
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:32,751
♪ Into the blue again
after the money's gone ♪
570
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,837
♪ Once in a lifetime ♪
571
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,130
♪ Water flowing underground ♪
572
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,715
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
573
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,134
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
574
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,428
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
575
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,597
♪ And look where my hand was ♪
576
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,266
♪ Time isn't holding up ♪
577
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,976
♪ Time isn't after us ♪
578
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,977
[sighs]
579
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,478
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
580
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,647
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
581
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,774
♪ Same as it ever was ♪
582
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,028
[telephone ringing]
583
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:07,160
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
584
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,540
♪
585
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,493
[mimics laser fire]
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