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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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[snoring]
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[loud guitar riff playing]
- Aah!
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What the fuck is happening?
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- We just hit a major milestone.
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One hundred days without a fight!
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- We did it!
- It's official.
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The Solar Opposites finally get along.
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ALL:
Mmm.
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- No more fighting.
The dawn of a new era.
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- It really bugs me
how you chose to tell us.
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But since we're post-fight,
I'm letting it go.
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- So what do we do now?
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Obviously we should reward ourselves.
But how?
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I mean, pancakes and oral.
Crepes and rimming.
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- We do crepes and rimming too much.
It's-- it's not a treat anymore.
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But check out this commercial signal
I received on social media.
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YUMYULACK:
I love Little Mountain Lake.
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- We haven't been in so long.
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- You booked us a vacation. Oh!
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- You bet your fluid-filled sacs, I did.
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I already packed up all your shit.
We're leaving right now.
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- Wouldn't the hover platform be faster?
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- Yes, but we're unplugging this trip,
so all sci-fi stays home.
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And I left it all with Joey,
the homeschool kid from next door.
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[explosion booms]
[screaming]
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- There will be no divorce!
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Burn on the pyre
of your misfortune!
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
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Until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into, uh, the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is-- this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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They're always talking about brunch.
Brunch isn't real.
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It's either bread or crunch.
You can't have both.
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Pick a lane, idiots!
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♪
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♪ foreboding music playing ♪
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[fire crackling]
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- Hey, you gave him more than me!
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- Fuck you! I'm doing my best!
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- Gimme that.
[all shouting, grunting]
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- Order!
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There will be order
in the people's house!
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This is our second day
without power.
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If present conditions continue,
we're completely fucked.
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In three days' time,
The Wall will run out of food.
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In five days, water.
The lucky ones will freeze.
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- But, uh, when will be run out
of the tiny pieces of Snickers wrapper
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we use to wipe our tushes?
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- We're already down to fun size.
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[all gasp]
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I yield the floor to Nicole
who served as power minister
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in both the Tim
and Duke administrations.
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- After the revolution,
Tim and I figured out a way
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to patch into the wire
that powers the plug
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the replicants use for their TV.
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That wire must have frayed
or come loose.
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Either way, it needs
to be reconnected.
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- Great. Why haven't we
done it already?
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- Because it's on
the very bottom level.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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After the Duke's flood,
who knows what it's like down there.
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- Everyone who's gone down
either came back crazy--
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- Or didn't come back at all.
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- I've been down to those levels,
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but I need volunteers
to go with me.
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- Joe Sanders reporting for duty.
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I don't give a shit how crazy
those lower Wall folk are,
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I'll kill 'em all if it means
I get to take a hot shower.
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- Alright, Sanders.
Great energy. Thank you.
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Anyone else?
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Eyepatch guy.
You got to come with us.
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You look like a badass.
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- I got this eyepatch from playing
too much 3DS in the dark.
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- Okay, well, you're still coming.
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- So am I.
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If I'm going to freeze to death,
may as well be heroically.
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- We could use one more.
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- I like the Royal Blue.
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Unless you like the Regal Navy.
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- Halk, we need to-- Oh.
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Nova, hi. Do you mind
if I speak with your husband?
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Parliament business.
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- Of course. I'll be in the nursery.
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- We've been thinking
a lot about the future.
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Our future.
- Bullshit.
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If that were true,
you'd be coming with me
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instead of playing decorator.
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- I can't go on some suicide mission.
I have a life here.
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- And I don't?
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I'm leaving my... Pezlie behind
to do this,
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because there is no future for her,
or your wife,
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if we don't fix this.
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- I'm sorry, Cherie,
my hero days are behind me.
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- Do you even know
what you want to be instead?
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- A dancer. It's an old dream
of mine from college.
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Been working on my splits.
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[grunts]
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- That's great, Halk.
I'll see you around.
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- Hey, I never asked
to be a hero.
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- Nobody ever does.
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They just are.
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[door opens, closes]
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[eagle cries]
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[tires squealing]
[all scream]
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- Hey, you almost made me spill
my mayo fries,
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which I just invented
'cause I'm a fucking genius.
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Try. Try, try, try, try.
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- Ooh. It's the Little effing Mountain!
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ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lake!
Little Mountain Lake!
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Little Mountain Lake!
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♪ foreboding music playing ♪
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ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lodge!
Little Mountain Lodge!
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Little Mountain Lodge!
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[all cheering]
- We're here.
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I used the cubic lattice crystallizer
to make some fresh diamonds
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so we could tip everybody.
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- Do you have change
for a De Beers?
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You know what?
Take the whole corundum.
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- Thank you, Jesse.
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- See how he remembered my name?
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That's classy.
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- Terry, Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack,
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welcome back to LML!
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It's been two years
since your last visit.
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- Two years too long if you ask me.
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[all laugh]
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Ah, I love how funny I am here.
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- In honor of your return,
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we've upgraded you
to the Grand Moff suite.
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- Whoa! Grand Moff?
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That's the highest civilian rank
for a regional governor in the Empire.
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- Tastes great, right.
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Even if the room sucked,
I'd still stay here just for the coffee.
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[all laugh]
[Jesse spits]
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- Oh, Bill.
He loves to crack wise.
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Hi, we're the Johnsons.
Just came in from Des Plaines, Chicago.
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- Your bounty hunter outfit is sick.
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- Oh, uh, thanks. It's got
a neural shockwave pinned in the sleeve.
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- I can tell.
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- Look, let's skip the foreplay.
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Will you be our vacation friends?
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- Yes. A thousand times, yes.
- I thought you'd never ask.
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[Bill and Tracy laugh]
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- We're all checked in.
Who the fuck is this?
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- They're our vacay besties,
the Johnsons!
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- Yes, vacation friends!
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They're the perfect choice to regret later
having in all of our photographs.
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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪ I found out long ago ♪
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♪ Oooohhhh ♪
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♪ It's a long way down
the Holiday Road ♪
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ALL:
Yeah! [all laugh]
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♪ Holiday Road ♪
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♪ Holiday Road ♪
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- Wow. I just invented
mayo fries today,
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and they already have
a whole restaurant for it.
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Little Mountain Lake is really
on the cutting edge.
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- Didn't that fried dough place
used to be here?
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- Oh. Remember when I liked
fried dough?
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Sounds so disgusting now.
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[both laugh]
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- Hello there, friend.
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Might I interest you
in our train museum?
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- I'm not into trains anymore.
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- You... aren't into trains?
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- No, it's been a sore spot ever since
Terry here tried to board me.
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- Well, I only did that because you turned
yourself into a train out of spite.
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- It was my hobby!
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- We brought tiki drinks.
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- Oh.
- Tracy, turn loose that rum swizzle.
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- Oh, Bill's back,
and he's brought tiki drinks!
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You got a friend in me, Bill.
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♪ ominous music ♪
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- We got a problem.
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- If she's crying, bounce.
Don't rock her. She hates rocking.
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She'll drink mouse milk,
but not too much, she gets gassy.
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Oh god, I'm sure
I'm forgetting something.
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- Hey, we got this.
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Pezlie is the most important thing
in this Wall.
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The Bowinian Order will guard her
with our lives.
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- Thank you, Sister.
You've been a lifesaver.
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Now hopefully
I can return the favor.
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[kisses]
[Pezlie giggles]
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Alright. Last chance to pussy out.
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- Not me.
I'm tough as they come.
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Check it out. I branded myself
with a hot staple.
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EYEPATCH GUY:
Is that the Lacoste logo?
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- It's all I know how to draw.
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The point is, I'm tough as shit.
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[Halk laughs]
[screams]
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- If you're worried about being tracked,
I'd quiet down.
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- I thought you didn't do
suicide missions.
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- Well, I don't,
but my insane friend needs backup.
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- Okay, stay close.
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These levels have been
off the grid for months.
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Who knows what's been growing
in the dark.
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- I hope there's a Starbucks
'cause I already have to take a shit.
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- Terry!
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- I never get tired
of how friendly everyone is.
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Hey! Hello! Hi there!
Follow me. I follow back!
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- And I am loving my vacation robe.
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It's a little bit coarser,
but in all the right spots.
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Huh, wasn't this
a train museum yesterday?
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- Sure was.
Now it's the Hall of Betrayals.
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Come on in!
First hundred guests get free ring pops.
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- Ring me, baby!
- Um, bury the lede much?
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[sucking]
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- This is a dece' collection
of betrayals
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Guy who killed Caesar, Jay Leno refusing
to give up The Tonight Show--
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Korvo, what am I looking at?
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- Uh, looks like it could possibly be me.
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It-it's really hard to tell.
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M-maybe getting boned by the Red Goobler
on his bachelor party last year.
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[laughs]
So weird that this is in here.
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Wasn't really even a betrayal.
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What's that look?
You said it didn't bother you!
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- Oh, well, I guess there's no chance
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I was just armoring myself
emotionally by--
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- Ah! I'm cumming harder
than I do with Terry!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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- Oh, they have a Lando
and Han Solo exhibit, let-let's find that.
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- This one's cryptic.
- You fucking dick! That's you!
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I bought those Takis at the store,
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but someone ate them all
before I could even have one.
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You told me it was the Pupa!
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If that's true,
then explain this animatronic.
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- Yeah, I did it, okay!
I was eating my feelings.
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All the bad ones left over from when
you let the Red Goobler fuck you!
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- You're acting like
that's a bigger deal than the Takis.
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But it's not!
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- It all went according to plan.
243
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,630
Whoever has eyes on the replicants,
start Phase Two.
244
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,132
- Wow, it doesn't look as little
245
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,926
when you're up
on the actual mountain, you know.
246
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,345
- Relax, Yumyulack, you'll do great.
247
00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,347
[whispering] Get... out!
- Huh?
248
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,557
- She means, "Get out!"
249
00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,600
Like, "Get on out down that mountain!"
250
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,061
That's how we say it in Des Plaines.
Come on! The race is starting.
251
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,355
[gun fires]
252
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,982
♪
253
00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:25,983
[whooshing]
254
00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,026
♪
255
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,237
♪
256
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,572
[crowd cheering]
257
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:36,159
- I'm the king of Little Mountain
and that little-ass lake!
258
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,996
Hey, they spelled
my name wrong. Funyulack.
259
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,707
Wait, Funyulack's
your pretend-o-deck version of me.
260
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:42,708
That was fucked up.
261
00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,752
- Come on, you can't still be mad
about that. I tried to kill him.
262
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,004
- But you killed me instead.
263
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,798
- Whatever! You made me cheat
at the Olympics!
264
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,593
- I don't make you do anything!
You delegate all our hijinks to me!
265
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,303
- Fuck you! I do not!
266
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,930
- Phase Two complete.
267
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,516
But now we need
a new fucking Danielle.
268
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,644
♪
269
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,438
[all panting]
270
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,939
- These maps are useless.
271
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,525
Everything down here
is decayed and mucky.
272
00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,362
- Aw fuck! Die! Die! Die! Die!
273
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,363
- It's plastic!
274
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,741
HALK:
GI Joes.
275
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,410
Too bad, they totally lose their value
when they're crucified.
276
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,498
- Let's move.
We're being watched.
277
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,794
- Uh, may-- maybe we should double back
and take the Boo-Hoo Hole to the bottom.
278
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,963
It can't make you boo-hoo
as much as the name implies.
279
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,925
- [scoffs] The Duke threw me down
the Boo-Hoo Hole. Once was enough.
280
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,801
- It's full of spiders now anyway.
281
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,471
- Pssh! How many action figures
are they gonna--
282
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,181
Oh fuck, real head!
283
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,308
- Oh man, it's Mark.
284
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,101
Delivery guy,
went missing weeks ago.
285
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,187
Used to pull his balls
out of his pants as a joke.
286
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,147
He'd say, "Hey, look,
I got gum on my pants,"
287
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,774
but it wasn't gum,
it was his scrotum.
288
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,567
Still, he didn't deserve this.
289
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,445
[indiscernible whispers]
290
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,073
- Aw, man.
That cannot be sanitary.
291
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,410
MAN: Please!
WOMAN: Water!
292
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,495
WOMAN 2:
Water!
293
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,914
[indiscernible muttering]
294
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,666
[hissing]
- I'm gonna torch 'em!
295
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,376
- No, they're too close, you'll burn us!
296
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,711
- Go on! Git! Leave 'em alone!
297
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,213
Take your muck and get out of here.
298
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,966
- Thanks, pal.
Let's get you on your--
299
00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,008
What the fuck?
300
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,636
- Just a mild case of muck foot.
Pretty common around here.
301
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,889
- The name's Avocado Eggrolls.
'Cause I like avocados.
302
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,890
- And eggrolls?
303
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,559
- I fucking hate eggrolls!
304
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,270
Anyhoo, I heard you're headed
to the bottom levels.
305
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,106
You need a guide, old Avocado Eggrolls
will show you the way.
306
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,109
- We don't have time
for this Skyrim side quest bullshit.
307
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,110
He'll slow us down.
308
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,363
- Hey, don't be ableist.
You already said the map was useless.
309
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,615
Okay, Avocado, where to?
310
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,412
- This is it.
Just right around this--
311
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,831
[muttering]
312
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,584
- I-I didn't sign up for this shit, man.
313
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,043
We're gonna die down here!
314
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,047
- Well, well, well,
what the muck do we have here?
315
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,884
- I brought you some
real upper floor softies, Plat.
316
00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,095
- What the fuck, Avocado!
I carried you for two hours!
317
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,347
- A real eggroll move, ya dumbass.
318
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,932
[cackling]
319
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,350
- Fucking muck people.
320
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,186
- Muck people are people too,
you know.
321
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,729
The upper Wall has forgotten us.
322
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,315
Wall name is Platinum Stevie.
These are my people.
323
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,776
I protect 'em, clean their mucky wounds,
feed them deodorant shavings.
324
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,778
And in return, they do as I say.
325
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,739
Like when I tell them to kill you!
326
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,451
- Try it and I'll slice you up
like an onion volcano.
327
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,204
- You're spicy.
Guess we're all gonna die today.
328
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,748
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want
no quarrel with you, Platinum Stevie.
329
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,041
We're just here to turn the power on.
330
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,919
We don't want to interfere with whatever
muck life you've stirred up down here.
331
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,338
You could help us.
- Ha! I'll never help you.
332
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,382
Power on, power off:
it's all the same in the muck.
333
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,425
Grab them!
334
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,719
- What if we could offer you something?
Something that you don't have down here?
335
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,096
What about a seat
in Parliament, huh?
336
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,807
Your forgotten muck people could
be represented at the top of the Wall.
337
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,685
- Platinum Stevie,
part of the inner circle, huh?
338
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,686
Sounds nice.
339
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397
I bet you're saving
the best muck of all up there, aren't you?
340
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,733
- Uh... metaphorically, sure.
341
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,653
- You've got yourself a deal!
You are now my guests.
342
00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,072
You may have
safe muck harbor tonight.
343
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,949
Tomorrow, I'll take you
where you want to go,
344
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,201
and then you can take me up.
345
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:07,162
BILL: So I spent all summer
fixing up that old Corvette.
346
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,122
Korvo, you seem
mechanically minded.
347
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,499
You ever tinker around
with a hot rod?
348
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,751
- I have never once tinkered.
- Your butt tinkers.
349
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,794
- What?
- Nothing.
350
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,963
- [haltingly] Great job in the race today.
351
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,840
- Thanks. Hey, you look great tonight.
352
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884
Did you change your eye color?
Or the shape of your head?
353
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,719
- Ha ha ha. You're cute.
354
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,221
- Would you like to hear
about our specials?
355
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,723
First, we have a
Yumyulack-is-a-shitty-co-replicant
356
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517
who-smells-like-total-ass
grilled chicken
357
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,395
served alongside a nice heap
of Jesse's-a-whiny-bitch
358
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,355
who's-holding-Yumyulack-back
green beans.
359
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,898
- Damn dawg, that's harsh.
- Whiny bitch?
360
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,316
- And for dessert,
the Terry Berry tart.
361
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,861
It's delicious,
but a real lazy piece of shit.
362
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,237
- Oh, that one. I want that one.
363
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,073
- I'll give you a minute to discuss.
Really think about what I said.
364
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,119
- That was fucking weird.
Usually, they want our order right away.
365
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,745
♪ ominous sting ♪
366
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,498
♪
367
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,169
♪
368
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,629
♪
369
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,716
[yawns]
370
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,259
You know, it's been a long day.
371
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,052
W-we're tired.
G-gonna call it a night.
372
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,054
- Aw man, I was jonesin'
for that Terry tart.
373
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,181
Can we get one to go? Korvo?
374
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,932
- I'll be back, Danielle!
375
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,519
- What the fudge, Korvo?
376
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,563
- Who wants to dance
to some really loud music?
377
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,690
MAN: [on radio] You're listening
to Satellite Satellite radio.
378
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,609
Coming up, a block
of Disney-approved music.
379
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,777
Listen. Something very fucking weird
is going on--
380
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,238
- What? You like "fucking weird"?
Trust me, I know!
381
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,448
- Stop yelling.
- Why?
382
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,742
- It's the only way
to be heard over the music!
383
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,660
- I'm using music
to drown out our voices.
384
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,371
We're being spied on.
Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces.
385
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,665
No one was eating their dinner.
They just kept staring at us.
386
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,043
- Uh yeah,
these are rural people.
387
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,045
Seeing city folk like us is a big deal
388
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,506
'cause we're so much better dressed
and smarter than they is.
389
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,507
- It's not just that.
390
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,592
Since we got here,
everything has been catered to us.
391
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,635
Haven't you noticed?
392
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,763
- They did know about mayo fries
when I'd literally just invented it.
393
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,765
- On Little Mountain,
Danielle hugged me real tight
394
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,184
and said, "Get out,"
in a very intense way.
395
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,895
And then at dinner, she was replaced
with a different Danielle.
396
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,897
- Jesus, Yumyulack,
that's really fucking weird.
397
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,273
Don't you think
you should've said something?
398
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566
- I'm saying it now! Damn!
399
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,734
- Okay, shit, okay,
400
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736
I'm starting to feel like
we might be trapped in a Wicker Man,
401
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,155
the movie, not that guy who up-sells us
at Pier One Imports.
402
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,407
- Personally, I think we're trapped
in a Midsom-mar.
403
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,450
YUMYULACK: What is that?
- It's pronounced "midsummer."
404
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,410
- That's just a millennial-dusted
Wicker Man remake.
405
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,828
- Nah, we're in a The Truman Show.
406
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,372
- It doesn't matter what movie
we're trapped in.
407
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,832
This town is out to get us.
We should get the fuck outta here.
408
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,252
Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's
gonna need to hear about this town.
409
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,547
- Anyone seen Joe Sanders?
His bedroll's gone.
410
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,757
- Yeah, yeah, I saw him take off
early this morning.
411
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,342
High-tailed it back
to the upper levels.
412
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,969
Said to tell you
"Game over, man"
413
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,428
and "I'm too old for this shit."
414
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,639
- Classic action movie coward stuff.
415
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,683
- Eat your muck.
We leave for the bottom in ten minutes.
416
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,394
- [slurping]
This stew is friggin' delicious!
417
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,896
[coughs]
418
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,569
- Psst, Eyepatch Guy.
- Dude, don't lick your fingers.
419
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,195
[slurping]
420
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,156
- This says Joe Sanders.
421
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,659
You guys!
We're eating Joe Sanders!
422
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,413
- Come on now, Platinum Stevie.
423
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,373
Boiling folks,
serving them to their friends,
424
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,375
that's no way to get yourself
into Parliament.
425
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,545
- Don't Parl-splain to me.
I appreciate the offer, I do.
426
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,297
And I was even gonna hold up my end.
427
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,465
But then late last night,
I got a hankerin',
428
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,510
and I realized I'd rather eat you.
429
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,847
Get them!
[grunting]
430
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,858
You'll never escape the muck!
431
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,404
- Wait! We forgot the Pupa!
- Did we leave him in the lodge?
432
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,281
- I'm not sure we brought him at all.
Isn't he at home?
433
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,117
- Aw geez. We left him
in the school betting story!
434
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,620
- Beyblade! Beyblade! Beyblade!
435
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,496
- Let's hope he's-- Shit!
[tires squealing]
436
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,498
- Sorry, lane painting emergency!
437
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,667
[tires squealing]
438
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,795
- Nuclear power plant had a meltdown.
Go back to the Lodge!
439
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,385
- Yumyulack, it's me,
the real Danielle Johnson.
440
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,512
I love you!
441
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,597
- I know she's a husk, but she's hot!
442
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,016
[engine revving, tires squealing]
443
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,768
- Don't worry,
I had Terry upgrade this bad boy
444
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,311
with off-road capabilities last month.
445
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,312
- Punch it!
446
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,857
KORVO:
Goddammit, why are there skis?
447
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,567
- You didn't tell me what kind
of road we'd be off of.
448
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,194
- Dammit, Terry! Oh shit, run!
449
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,614
[screaming]
450
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,996
BILL: Terry, Korvo, Yumyulack,
Jesse, come back!
451
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,918
- I always have sticks in my mouth
after tree-ing myself.
452
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,504
- Okay, we gotta get outta here
before these hicks tie us up and eat us up
453
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,798
or out or whatever.
- Hold on a second.
454
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,551
How do we know
Korvo isn't behind all of this?
455
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,468
- Why the hell would I be?
456
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,346
- I don't know! You get butt hurt
about every little thing.
457
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,349
You Now-You-Seed-Me'd us
with that magic stuff, remember?
458
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,476
How do we know
you aren't doing a The Game?
459
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,020
- I am not doing a The Game!
How fucking dare you?
460
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,063
- Keep your voice down.
461
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,482
They're going to catch us if we don't
stop fighting about shit from the past.
462
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,735
- But this is how old shit festers
into new shit.
463
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,697
We have to stop moving on
without properly apologizing.
464
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,616
- Fine! I apologize for involving you all
in my brilliant magic trick.
465
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,828
It wasn't my place to inject your lives
with a childlike sense of wonder.
466
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,079
I'm so sorry.
467
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,081
- Oh, and I'm sorry for getting
so bent outta shape
468
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,333
over graphic depictions
of the Red Goobler blasting you
469
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,334
behind my back.
470
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,170
[sarcastically]
Look at us. Friends again.
471
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,547
- No! This is what I'm talking about!
472
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,716
We have core issues
to deal with, people!
473
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,050
- Here's a core issue:
474
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,052
how do we escape
without our sci-fi stuff?
475
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,930
- I know I said we were unplugging,
but I did bring a small piece of sci-fi:
476
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,931
my pocket laser.
477
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,685
- Forgot I had it on me.
- Never go anywhere without it.
478
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,979
- Terry, I assume you broke the rules
and brought something too?
479
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,898
- Just in case things got kinky.
480
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,816
- Ugh, I wish this trip had gone that way.
481
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,193
Looks like we're gonna have
to fight our way out.
482
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,611
Hurry up and make some weapons.
483
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,696
[muck people shouting]
484
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,157
- Muckers, it's time to get dirty!
485
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,452
♪
486
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,079
- [grunts] Shit!
- Halk!
487
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:43,916
[grunts]
488
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,209
[both scream]
489
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,086
[grunting]
490
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,797
[laughs]
491
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,178
- Oh, I'm gonna enjoy noshing you,
492
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,514
and then we're going to go up
floor by floor
493
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,724
and eat all your friends.
494
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,688
Everyone you care about is going
to get pooped out of my ass!
495
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,148
[rumbling]
Huh?
496
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:11,360
[screaming]
497
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,781
[roars]
498
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,034
[growling]
499
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,204
[screeching]
500
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,039
- What the hell is that thing?
501
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,794
- Whatever it was,
it's not our problem anymore.
502
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,630
- Once we get the power back on,
we gotta clean these levels out.
503
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,048
[water dripping]
504
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,633
- Hey, guys, the power room.
505
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,301
I think it's right below us.
506
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,556
- Sweep sector four again.
And hey, remember, don't harm them.
507
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,682
[whooshing]
508
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,394
[arrows whistling]
509
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,065
- Please let us go home!
510
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,776
[grunting]
511
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,152
- Citizen's arrest, bitch!
512
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,487
- Whoa. Guys!
513
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,073
- Nobody move!
514
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,160
- Back the fuck up!
Don't come any closer!
515
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,245
But also, settle a bet,
516
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,830
which "creepy townspeople movie"
are we in:
517
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,124
Wicker Man, Truman Show,
or Midsommar?
518
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,959
- None! Those are all super creepy!
519
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,086
Little Mountain Lake exists only for you.
520
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,005
It's been that way since your first visit.
521
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,715
- What do you mean
it exists only "for us"?
522
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,841
E-explain yourself!
523
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,468
- On your first trip, you tipped us
millions of dollars in diamonds.
524
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,469
We ran the math.
525
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,597
By focusing on just your family,
526
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:24,349
we make more than trying
to service tourists in general.
527
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,684
- So we re-built the town
528
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,519
and based the changes
around what you liked.
529
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,104
- Then, you stopped coming.
530
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,689
For two years.
531
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,150
Our entire economy was
on the verge of collapse.
532
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,568
Without you, we had nothing.
533
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,446
- We hired a team of Russian hackers
to scrape your data,
534
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:40,199
and then we built an algorithm
to determine your every need
535
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,242
and spammed your
social media with ads.
536
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,454
- That's why I got Little Mountain ads
on my OnlyFans.
537
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,372
- Once you got here,
the algorithm determined
538
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,541
that if you worked through
your issues at LML,
539
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,376
you'd love it here even more!
540
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,419
- Well, we don't love it!
541
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,879
So you can take your algorithm
and shove it
542
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,172
right up your crusty butthole!
543
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,424
- Let this be a lesson.
You mess with the Solar Opposites,
544
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,967
you pay with your fucking life!
545
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,136
[engine revving]
546
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,183
- Did we take it too far back there?
With all the killing?
547
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,935
- I'd say we walked
right up to the line.
548
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:11,230
- Well, the good news is,
now we have the whole six-hour ride home
549
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,898
to talk through all our issues.
550
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,359
- Didn't we do all that
when we apologized in the woods?
551
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,196
- No! I'm talking about really
drilling down to the core issues
552
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,781
so we can learn and grow.
553
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,950
Like the algorithm wanted us to.
554
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,576
- So we lost
our favorite vacation spot,
555
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,370
and we're supposed to work
through our issues now?
556
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,580
- That sounds way worse than
keeping our vacation spot
557
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,332
and never working through our issues.
558
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,708
- I do love algorithms.
559
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,709
- I know you do.
560
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:38,382
- Oh god, they're coming back
to finish us off!
561
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,133
KORVO:
Stop cowering!
562
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,677
After a short, angry drive,
563
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:45,222
we realized that your algorithm
was spot-the-fuck-on.
564
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,932
- You mean we were right
to help you?
565
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,725
- No. The algorithm was right
to help us.
566
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,477
Humans are disgusting
and messy and stupid.
567
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,021
Algorithms are pure.
And I can't stay mad at math.
568
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,190
- We've decided to keep vacationing
at Little Mountain Lake.
569
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,191
But we have some demands.
570
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,653
- Thank you, gracious aliens.
We'll do whatever you want.
571
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,030
- First, put Little Mountain Lake
back the way it was
572
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,323
when we first visited.
573
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,660
And then we'll all pretend like
none of this ever happened.
574
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,371
You didn't trap us,
we didn't slaughter 30 people.
575
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,206
- And now I want the hotter Danielle!
576
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,417
- And, most importantly,
no more spying
577
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,460
or trying to get us to work
through our issues.
578
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,297
Because we're never gonna grow or learn
or do any of that shit. You got it?
579
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,798
Now take us to the algorithm.
580
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:25,220
Poor algorithm. Little guy was just doing
what he was programmed to do.
581
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,722
He's so well-designed.
582
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:27,806
- It has to be done.
583
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,938
[gunshot]
[screeching]
584
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,190
- It was better this way.
585
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,276
That algorithm was dead
the second we took away its data inputs.
586
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:41,486
- Run free, algo.
587
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:42,988
Run free.
588
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,158
♪ foreboding music ♪
589
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,245
♪
590
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,955
- Can you fix it?
- Yeah, but it's weird.
591
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,292
I expected there to be a clean break,
but this looks like it was chewed.
592
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,585
[clattering]
- What the hell was that?
593
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,628
CHERIE:
Stay on guard.
594
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,883
- Here goes nothing.
595
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,302
[whirring, rumbling]
596
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:06,303
[electricity crackles]
- Woo!
597
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:07,596
- Aah!
- Oh yeah.
598
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,682
- Woo-hoo!
- Eyepatch Guy! You are the man!
599
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,601
Yes!
- Not bad for a tiny huma--
600
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,728
[screaming]
601
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:15,729
[slurping]
602
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,689
[Cherie gasps]
- Crap!
603
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,860
[screeches]
604
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,363
♪ theme music playing ♪
605
00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:28,325
♪
606
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,698
[mimicking laser fire]
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