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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,662 Are you serious? 2 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:04,864 It's haraam. 3 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,366 It's not mine. 4 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,368 It was in our bathroom. 5 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,602 It's probably Mom and Dad's. 6 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:13,373 You can't be having sex. 7 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,874 Bitch, why are you still holding it? 8 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,476 Don't call me that! 9 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:17,610 I said it's not mine. 10 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,312 Oh, okay. 11 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,254 - Give me twenty-five dollars. - Why? 12 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,656 Then I won't tell Mom and Dad. 13 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:37,864 I need to tell you something. 14 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:38,932 What? 15 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,300 It's about time for you to grow up. 16 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,502 How about you grow up, bitch? 17 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,173 Who was it with? 18 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:56,783 Shit. 19 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,331 Hey, man. 20 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,234 Hey. 21 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,270 Come on, let's go. 22 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,343 Hey, you want to come to my mom's birthday dinner tonight? 23 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,578 Not really. 24 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,714 If I would go to your mother's birthday party dinner, 25 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,949 what would I bring? 26 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,618 Well, she eats halal. 27 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,585 She loves chicken. 28 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:35,588 I told I'd make her a roast chicken, so-- 29 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,891 Okay, so we need a halal butcher. 30 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,427 I was thinking we could do that ourselves. 31 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,829 A live chicken? 32 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:43,863 Dude, that's disgusting. 33 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:44,931 What are you talkin' about? 34 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,766 That's the proper thing to do. 35 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:49,736 Like we always do the proper Muslim thing to do. 36 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,844 Ready to sell like a thousand dollars today? 37 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,646 Yeah. 38 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,714 Must be like a tiger, man. 39 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,917 You ready, huh? Huh? 40 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,553 Know what? 41 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,722 Birthday parties are so oppressive. 42 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,524 First, you gotta go. 43 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,561 Then they expect a gift, as if bein' there ain't enough. 44 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,497 You listen to books on tape? 45 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,532 Yeah. 46 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,741 Everything good at your house? 47 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,643 Yeah. Yeah, it's all good. 48 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,925 No, actually, I've never really read books on tape. 49 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,032 I listened to Pride and Prejudice {end-italic} one time. 50 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,535 Never went to that class. 51 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,638 Hey. 52 00:03:58,671 --> 00:03:59,639 Hey, yo! 53 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:00,974 Hey, yo, what's up? 54 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:01,874 What's up, man? 55 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,875 What's up? 56 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:03,910 Hey. 57 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:04,877 You wanna buy a gun? 58 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,979 No. 59 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:06,980 Smith and Wesson. 60 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,348 Yo, is that real? 61 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,482 Yeah. 62 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:10,817 Is it hot? 63 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:11,651 No. 64 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,419 It's got no serial numbers, either. 65 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:17,490 How much? 66 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:18,791 I could do two hundred. 67 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,428 How about seventy-five? 68 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,430 No, man. I can't go that low. 69 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,065 One fifty. 70 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,867 It's the best I can do. 71 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,374 Get the fuck outta here. 72 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,842 Ain't nobody trying to get no gun. 73 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,512 Were you fucking serious? 74 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:40,947 No. 75 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,049 You think he's selling guns to anybody who walks by? 76 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:45,418 It's a hell of a lot better than being robbed. 77 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,030 Excuse me. 78 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:57,964 You sell soda? 79 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,766 No, no sodas. 80 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,502 Uh, twenty Powerball tickets, please. 81 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:03,703 Twenty for me, too, please. 82 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,572 Okay, that'll be forty-seven dollars. 83 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,807 What? 84 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,643 Isn't there like a price break if you buy more than twenty? 85 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,880 So there's no discount if we buy in bulk at all? 86 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,848 No, New York State Lotto, man. 87 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:16,749 - What do you think? - Man, ain't nobody 88 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,618 trying to hear all that. 89 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,759 What is this? 90 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,866 Hey, I can try some of this? 91 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:37,470 Ain't gonna gimme no discount either, 92 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,372 let me use nothin', man. 93 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,942 Smell good, though. 94 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:02,695 Alright, man. 95 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:03,930 Ten each. 96 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:07,667 - Gonna be twenty-three fifty. - Can I get these, too? 97 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,036 - That'll be five dollars. - What? 98 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,838 Christians? 99 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,541 I'ma stick to these lotions and potions. 100 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,610 Can I get that Escape {end-italic} right there? 101 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:20,580 And then the Juicy Couture. 102 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:23,683 That green Bob Marley {end-italic} over there. 103 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,917 Chocolate. 104 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,786 Let me get that Lick Me All Over. 105 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,455 And then uh, can I get the Grape Crush? 106 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:33,126 One more. I'll go with the Escada. 107 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,093 I need ten each, man. 108 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,028 Five small five big. 109 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,767 - That'll be eighty dollars. - Eighty dollars. 110 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,935 Comin' out my pockets. 111 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:46,639 These are amazing. 112 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,040 Think I'm gonna sell these. 113 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,709 Man, that's an appropriation. 114 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:50,943 But they're beautiful. 115 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,111 You're not even Catholic. 116 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,514 What do you know? 117 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,582 These are art. 118 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,985 Besides, what does religion have to do with selling? 119 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:01,554 Excuse me, ma'am. 120 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,488 Hey. 121 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:03,990 You look like you could use a Lotto card. 122 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,591 I do? 123 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,260 Yeah, and I happen to have a very lucky one 124 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,761 right here in my hand for you. 125 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,663 You like a saint card, Sir? 126 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:11,864 Saint card, Miss? 127 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,699 Lotto, saint, you put 'em together, you get a explosion. 128 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,001 Big money. 129 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,702 I mean, it's perfect for... 130 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,604 a lady such as yourself. 131 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,872 Very nice. 132 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,508 Please. 133 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,242 Lady, I don't know. 134 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,177 You're blushin'. You're blushin'. 135 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,011 I see it. 136 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:26,546 They're only five dollars, that's it. 137 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:27,480 That's all. 138 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:30,016 Oh, thank you. No. No, I don't want one. 139 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,284 Hey, hey. Want to buy a Lotto ticket? 140 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,219 These are lucky tickets, plus it helps benefit my college fund. 141 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,821 No. No, thank you. 142 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:35,788 Shit. 143 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,790 It would really help with our college fund. 144 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:39,892 Okay. 145 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,093 Okay, I'll take it. 146 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,261 That's what talkin' about. That's what I'm talkin' about. 147 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,963 I hope it's a winning ticket. 148 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,832 I hope so, too. 149 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,099 I really wish you the best of luck. 150 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,669 Can I interest you in a Lotto ticket or a saint card, Miss? 151 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:50,303 Big win. 152 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,604 They're lucky. 153 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:56,943 Ooh! 154 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,686 Couple Muslim kids tried to buy a gun. 155 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,289 How'd you know they were Muslim? 156 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:44,624 The hat thing. 157 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,826 Were they serious? 158 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,594 That was the feeling that I got. 159 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,029 Well, did they buy it? 160 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,298 Well, no, but they haggled with me. 161 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,733 Hmm. 162 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,836 Well, that doesn't sound like a lead. 163 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,841 Right there. 164 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,943 Huh. 165 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,218 You like a Lotto ticket, Miss? Saint card? 166 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,853 Saint Anthony, Saint Paul. 167 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,021 Miracle workers. 168 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,622 Sir, would you like a Lotto ticket? 169 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,723 Saint card? 170 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,797 You hear that? 171 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,833 Yeah, it's Asr. 172 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,101 Yeah, we should go. 173 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,670 Yeah. 174 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,791 As-salaam alaykum. 175 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,264 How'd you do so far? 176 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,032 Great. You? 177 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,901 I'm all sold out. 178 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,937 Think I'm gonna move to snacks after this. 179 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,040 Probably shouldn't be talkin' business in here. 180 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,976 Yeah, you're probably right. 181 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,149 As-salaam alaykum. 182 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,718 Alaykum as-salaam. 183 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,785 Hello. 184 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,021 What a beautiful day. 185 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,091 I'd like to begin with a brief remark. 186 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,094 If you're here with the NYPD, 187 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:32,098 or you're with the FBI, welcome. 188 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,400 Sincerely. 189 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,168 We expect you here. 190 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:41,941 We hope that you will benefit and grow spiritually 191 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:47,146 as a result of, um, this experience. 192 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,026 Did you understand the Arabic? 193 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,861 A little bit. 194 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:36,996 You? 195 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,964 Yeah. Most. 196 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,335 Did you feel weird? 197 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,737 About what? 198 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,239 Last night? 199 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,841 Yeah. 200 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,009 No. 201 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,545 Did you? 202 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,046 A little. 203 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,048 That's stupid. 204 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,986 You want to talk about it? 205 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,122 We're good. 206 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,194 An oil can smell different on like different people. 207 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,996 Like frankincense smell totally different on me 208 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,131 than it does on you. 209 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:15,167 Uh, it's has to do with, like, the person's chemistry. 210 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,303 I think somehow like personality comes in some way, 211 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,204 but that's, you know, that's 212 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,138 more about synergy and stuff like that. 213 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,073 It might have to do with, like, blood flow 214 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,208 and stuff like that as well. 215 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,275 I'm not- I'm not totally sure. 216 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,343 But you want to try to match it up with people. 217 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,213 The way I kinda do it, people like to think like 218 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,481 dark goes with dark people, 219 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,849 light goes with light people. 220 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,083 I think that's totally wrong. 221 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,452 I think it has something to do with like the skin texture, 222 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,387 how soft the skin is, you know? 223 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,389 And, like, how open your pores are. 224 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,125 And also tell 'em to put it on their vital spots-- 225 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,326 their ears, on their wrists, 226 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,894 people put it all over their body. 227 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,529 Put it their hair. 228 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,471 Why are your fingers so dirty? 229 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,873 I'm workin' hard. 230 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,374 What you been doin'? 231 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,394 ♪ Why my soul is-- 232 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,029 So you heard about Sodom and Gomorrah, right? 233 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:17,997 Yeah. 234 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,865 Okay, you know what's happening in Sodom, 235 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,568 but I want to know what everyone was doin' in Gomorrah. 236 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,508 Alright, back to work. 237 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,047 You think there's any cops out here? 238 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,981 Why? 239 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:36,916 I don't think what we're doin' is illegal. 240 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:37,983 Sure? 241 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,351 Nope. 242 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,956 Saint card, Sir? Saint card? 243 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,424 Saint card? 244 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,060 I don't think you'll miss. Saint card? Good luck. 245 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,595 Buy a Lotto ticket, Miss? 246 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,397 Two dollars. 247 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,097 Alright, two dollars. 248 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,133 Lotto ticket miss. Saint card? 249 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,467 Sure? 250 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,071 Sir, Lotto ticket, saint card? 251 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,640 How about you, Miss? Lotto ticket, saint card? 252 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,375 Would you like a Lotto ticket, saint card? 253 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,410 Big money. 254 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,045 You can get, like, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, 255 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,146 you know what I'm sayin'? 256 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,014 Miss, would you like a Lotto ticket? 257 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:09,882 You could quit your job. 258 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,051 Get a maid, get a, you know, servant? 259 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,552 Would you like to buy a Lotto ticket, saint card? 260 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,687 That's a nice dress. 261 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,056 You'll buy a lot more of those nice dresses with it. 262 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,591 No. 263 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,192 Sure? 264 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,428 Excuse me, everybody on Fulton Street. 265 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,029 You want to sniff the air. Smell it. 266 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,464 It smells good, don't it? 267 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,465 You like a saint card, Miss? 268 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,367 Lotto ticket? Seven million dollar jackpot. 269 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:28,901 They work. 270 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:29,802 It's a lot of money. 271 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,203 You could do a lot of things with that? 272 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,705 Thanks anyway. 273 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,606 We got that Fresh Linen {end-italic} , we got that French Women , 274 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,040 we got that Nubian Princess {end-italic} , 275 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,009 we got that God's Love {end-italic} , we got that Golden Tear , 276 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,410 we got that Sweat but Don't Fret . 277 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,946 We got Orange Groove {end-italic} , we got Watermelon Crush , 278 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,681 we got Grape Crush {end-italic} , we got Grape Groove . 279 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,718 We got Tales of Two Titties {end-italic} , we got Tales of Two Cities {end-italic} , 280 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,119 we got Tales of Two Heads {end-italic} . 281 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,187 I got Tales of Two Dragon Salivas. 282 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,522 They taste good. Mmm. 283 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,459 Lotto tickets, saint cards. Smell good. 284 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,226 You know what I'm sayin'? They work. 285 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,961 Hey, what's- what's this? Man. 286 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,297 You ain't gonna-- What's- what is- what is this? 287 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,299 Lotto ticket, Sir. Seventy million dollar jackpot. 288 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,434 - You sure, man? - I got a perfect one for you. 289 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,136 I got this Barack Obama right here. 290 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,006 Barack Obama {end-italic} . It's crazy. 291 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,274 It makes white men smell like black men, 292 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,441 so white women will love black men more. 293 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,542 That make sense? 294 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,144 There's nothingwrong with that. 295 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,345 There's nothing wrong with that at all. 296 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,246 I love it. It works. 297 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,015 Take a little whiff of that. 298 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,416 You could open it up if you want to, 299 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,550 place some wherever it is you like. 300 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,451 It's all good. 301 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,586 It smells like hope. 302 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,254 Would you want to get it? 303 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,555 Yeah, you know what? I really do. 304 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,390 Alright. 305 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,591 Five dollars for a card for you, Sir. 306 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:26,392 Well, you better put your track shoes, 'cause I'm bookin'. 307 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,359 Will you- will you deprive a kid? 308 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,228 How you doin', Sir? You been workin' hard? 309 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,362 I know you want to work hard 310 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,430 and you want to smell good while you're workin' hard. 311 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,332 You want to smell good while you're workin' hard, 312 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,767 so I got smell goods for you. 313 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,201 Tell your friends about me. 314 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,503 My name is Maalik. 315 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,771 How about you, man? Lotto ticket, saint cards? 316 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,105 What do I gotta do? 317 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,240 - Saint Peter. - What's that? 318 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,241 It's for a college fund, man. 319 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,009 You're gonna give me this for five dollars? 320 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,545 Yeah, and you can get a saint card, too. 321 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,579 I'm an atheist. 322 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,248 Good try, buddy. 323 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,317 Archangels are the highest of the nine orders of angels. 324 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,486 Archangels, angels, principalities, virtues, 325 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,655 powers, dominions, seraphims and cherubims. 326 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,589 Mmm. 327 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,359 Look at the pretty colors. Gorgeous colors. 328 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,227 How you doin'? 329 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,395 You good now? 330 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,163 You good? 331 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,766 This one right here is God's Love {end-italic} . 332 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,801 Isn't that lovely name? 333 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,470 And we got Nubian Princess {end-italic} right here. 334 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,639 Zap. Mmm-mmm. 335 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,407 Can I smell these? 336 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,786 Yeah? 337 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,455 So what are you sellin'? 338 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,191 Lotto tickets, saint card, smell good. 339 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,093 Are they free? 340 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,461 Nothin' in life is free. 341 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,073 Did you see there were cops at Willoughby and Fulton? 342 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:48,841 Dead ass? 343 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,175 Yeah. 344 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:55,280 Alright. We'll just steer clear. 345 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,082 Yeah, I'll meet you out there. 346 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,820 Yo, could I see that hat right there? 347 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,296 How much? 348 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,398 One dollar, please. 349 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,534 Why you wastin' all your college tuition on mangoes? 350 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,770 Gotta spend money to make money, right? 351 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,439 So messy. 352 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,508 Muhammad ate mangoes. 353 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,675 How do you know that? 354 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,778 Always read about him eating mangoes. 355 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,713 You enjoying that mango? 356 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,482 Yes, I am. 357 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,353 Yeah. 358 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,121 It is terrific. 359 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,461 Hey, what'd you dream about last night? 360 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,597 I can't remember. 361 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,233 I always have these dreams where I'm paralyzed. 362 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,207 You gonna ask me what I dreamt about? 363 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,508 What did you dream about? 364 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,745 I dreamt I was pregnant. 365 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,381 Amazing. 366 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,715 No, it wasn't amazing. 367 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,783 It freaking hurt. 368 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,718 How does it hurt in your dream? 369 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,834 Man, look at all these condos. 370 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,868 This one has a pool. 371 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,169 They're makin' this place look like Manhattan. 372 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,704 This is Brooklyn. 373 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,573 Everybody wants to live in Manhattan. 374 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,209 That's why they make Brooklyn look like Manhattan. 375 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,448 Hey, how you doin'? 376 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,421 Man, fuck all these homes and condos. 377 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,733 What is that? 378 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,802 I made it for you. 379 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,641 - For me? - For you. 380 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:06,678 What? 381 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:07,846 Made it for you. 382 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,847 Gimme this. Gimme the rock. 383 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,882 I will keep it. 384 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,517 I will put it up in my dresser... 385 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,417 Thank you, brah. 386 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,485 - for you. - Yes. 387 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,420 - 'Cause you-- - Yes. 388 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,823 "The unmarried woman or unmarried man 389 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,325 "found guilty of sexual intercourse, 390 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,861 "lash each one of them with a hundred lashes 391 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,863 "and do not be taken by pity for them 392 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,465 "in the religion of Allah 393 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,267 "if you should believe in Allah on the last day." 394 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,836 Alright. 395 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:35,841 On your mark, get set, go! 396 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,776 What are you-- 397 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,545 Boy, you better run it. 398 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,646 Boy, you better run it! 399 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,256 Only Allah can judge me. 400 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,624 I'm sure of that. 401 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,792 You know, all these people are--- 402 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,427 What are they? They perfect now? 403 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,628 No. 404 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,729 We'll see. 405 00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,432 We'll see when we meet Muhammad. I'll pray for them. 406 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,567 We'll see. 407 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,303 You think the world's getting better? 408 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,704 Yeah. 409 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,506 Mmm. 410 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,942 I don't think so. 411 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,946 Change gets too much credit. 412 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,348 People confuse it with progress. 413 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,917 They don't even realize the truth. 414 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,852 Change happens all the time. 415 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,621 Bad change. 416 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,293 What are you talking about? 417 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,463 Things are improving all the time. 418 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,398 They mostly regress. 419 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,300 No one respects anyone anymore. 420 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,402 More inmates than there were slaves. 421 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,871 Education's for shit unless you're loaded. 422 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,708 You can't get rich unless you were born rich. 423 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,845 I mean, yeah. 424 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,617 I don't know, man. 425 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,486 Bad times, real bad. 426 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,931 You want a Lotto card? 427 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,036 Some-- Want some smell goods? 428 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,440 Want a saint card? 429 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,570 Man, I don't totally disagree with you, 430 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:47,973 but it's really not as bad as you're makin' this out. 431 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,877 You're only focusing on the negative. 432 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:52,744 I mean, look. 433 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,146 There's bike lanes all over the city. 434 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:57,049 - Bike lanes? - Yeah, bike lanes. 435 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,583 People in America were getting too fat, 436 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,452 so now there's bike lanes. 437 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,753 Terrorism. 438 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,922 That has definitely made the world a worser place. 439 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,658 I mean, they take away people's rights. 440 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,094 Wiretaps, full body scans. 441 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,063 So, you want bombs on planes? 442 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,465 No, I'm saying that everybody shouldn't suffer 443 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,633 for what a few do. 444 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,434 - Alright, I understand. - That's all. 445 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,702 If it only happens to one person, 446 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,003 that's called profiling, 447 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,938 but if it happens to everybody, 448 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,174 that's what makes it fair, right? 449 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,010 How is it fair when you can barely go through the airport 450 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,578 without being considered a terrorist 451 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:27,879 because of the way you look? 452 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,481 It's how airports have always been. 453 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,817 Goin' through the fucking security checks, 454 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,553 everyone hated that since the beginning of time. 455 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:35,620 That's nothin' new. 456 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:36,855 Whatever. 457 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,025 Huh? 458 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:40,759 Almost fell. 459 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,572 There's nothing convenient about that thing. 460 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,173 I don't see why use it. 461 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,811 Sometimes you get on my nerves, you know that? 462 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,223 - When did you get so tense? - Don't do that. 463 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:12,157 Why? 464 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:15,160 - Nobody's lookin'. - You don't know that. 465 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,140 You think it's wrong to sell these? 466 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,676 They're like prophets. 467 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,955 Uh-- Uh, 468 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,058 "We have believed in Allah and in what was revealed to us 469 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:51,196 "and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob 470 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:52,864 "and the descendants, 471 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,767 "and in what was given to Moses and Jesus 472 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:58,270 "and to the prophets from their Lord. 473 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:02,574 "We make no distinction between any of them." 474 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,042 Mmm. 475 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,611 Well, now. 476 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:10,749 I mean, I guess it's really not haraam to be sellin' 'em. 477 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,685 "God will pay those who believe and do good deeds 478 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,086 "their reward in full. 479 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,889 "God does not love evildoers." 480 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,960 Guess that means you. 481 00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:23,929 Shut up. 482 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,064 Mmm. 483 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,883 Hey, I had a really good time last night. 484 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,686 Me, too. 485 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:48,854 Yeah. 486 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,943 Were you really gonna buy that gun? 487 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:13,612 What gun you talkin' about? 488 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,914 Gun the guy was trying to sell us. 489 00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:17,716 Oh, yeah. 490 00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,783 That gun. 491 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:20,919 No. 492 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,621 I was just trying to make you laugh. 493 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,957 You are a real comedian. 494 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,293 Alright. 495 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:31,062 "Health care has gotten better in past ten years. 496 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,665 "New hospital intake methods result in fewer deaths 497 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,934 "and war, too." 498 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:37,102 So? 499 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:42,140 "Crime has gone down and so has deaths when crimes happen." 500 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,776 It took forty stab wounds to kill Caesar. 501 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,111 It would have took way more with today's medicine. 502 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,646 Really. 503 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,893 No, but seriously. 504 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,195 Why don't you agree with me? 505 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,897 The world's starting to become a worse place. 506 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,299 Because you're wrong. 507 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,366 Whatever. 508 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,302 I want to sell more. 509 00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,637 I'm selling these now. You want some candy? 510 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:16,141 Yo, these are not candy, and the truth ain't as sweet. 511 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,314 Hold on. 512 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:23,648 Come here. 513 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:15,066 Uh, I want to, but I'm not going to. 514 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:22,907 Alright. 515 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:24,843 Oh, God. 516 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,729 Have a nice day. 517 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:22,267 Want a Lotto ticket? 518 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,435 Two dollars. 519 00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,170 That's too much. 520 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,038 Two dollars. Sorry, we gotta make money. 521 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,540 Mmm. 522 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,209 Man, I think that woman's a cop. 523 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:33,812 Where, there? 524 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,213 I don't know, there's cops everywhere. 525 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:41,553 Alright, I gotcha. 526 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:43,922 One dollar. 527 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:45,056 I hope I win. 528 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,324 Yeah. 529 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:52,430 You sold her the ticket for half? 530 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,066 That was altruistic of you. 531 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,235 Whatever. I don't believe in that stuff. 532 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,907 Altruism doesn't exist. 533 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,078 Crowded subway, there's a shooter. 534 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,179 You have an eighty percent chance 535 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,280 to save the life of another 536 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:10,315 and twenty percent chance 537 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,850 to save your own in the process. 538 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,251 What would you do? 539 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:17,322 I just don't see the point. 540 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,191 If that person lives or dies, what's the difference to you? 541 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,392 All that matters is your life. 542 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,194 You're acting heroically. 543 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,529 That's stupid. 544 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,865 That's some stupid ass thinkin'. 545 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,800 Don't believe in heroes. They're always just selfish. 546 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,338 Kitty Genovese, raped and murdered in public view. 547 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,106 Tons of people heard her cries. 548 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,407 You would've walked by. 549 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,442 No. 550 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,310 But I wouldn't risk my crazy neck to save her. 551 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:41,346 Yes, you would have. 552 00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:44,015 I would have called the cops from a safe place, maybe. 553 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,416 That's so cowardly of you. 554 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,252 You aim to be an unhelpful bystander. 555 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,086 It's just safer to do nothin' 556 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,421 if something dangerous is happenin'. 557 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,390 So why sell her that ticket for half? 558 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,427 Can't leave net losses, man. 559 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,138 So, what crawled up your ass and died? 560 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,506 Nothin'. 561 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,610 It's a sweet ass, though. 562 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,479 It's a big ass. 563 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,582 You think everybody's a cop. 564 00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:19,584 She was a cop. 565 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,890 - Hey, man. - Uh, hey. 566 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:28,560 Can I interest you in a Lotto ticket and/or saint card? 567 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,128 Oh, I don't know. I-- 568 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,431 Uh- uh, this is a jackpot, and these- 569 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,233 these are your miracle workers. 570 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,604 How about you come up to my apartment? 571 00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:40,939 I'll buy one there. 572 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,440 Just forgot my wallet. 573 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,577 What? 574 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:47,078 You can't go up there. 575 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,180 I need to make another sale. 576 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,016 What are you goin' up there for? 577 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,184 Sell cards. 578 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,953 You're just messin' with me, so I don't sell anything. 579 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:57,622 What? 580 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:01,025 - You're serious? - Can I go? 581 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:12,003 Yeah, religion isn't my thing, but I love art and ideas. 582 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,004 Uh, is this what the locals 583 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,473 celebrate in this neighborhood? 584 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,508 It's similar to what's going on in Rhode Island, 585 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:21,279 but a little less uh, blue collar, if you catch my drift. 586 00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:24,983 Am I losing you? 587 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,451 Not really. 588 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:33,424 Did you, uh, grow up here? 589 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,960 - Not far, yeah. - Yeah. 590 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:37,629 Well, I gotta tell you, I love this neighborhood. 591 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:42,267 It's so, uh, vibrant, it's rich. 592 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,004 See, this is why I love New York. 593 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,539 I'm on the street, and, uh, I meet a nice guy. 594 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,074 He comes on up. 595 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:53,044 New York City, it's like a Mecca 596 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,979 for meeting new people, hmm? 597 00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,756 - The, uh, money. - Thanks. 598 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:06,691 Here's two. 599 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,299 You want one? 600 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,434 Sure. They're weird. 601 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,336 And you're sweet. 602 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:21,372 It's an, uh, old hobby of mine. 603 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,709 I have hundreds more in the back. 604 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,311 Hmm. 605 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,182 Hundreds, huh? 606 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,051 You should take a look. 607 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,219 I have somebody waiting for me. 608 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,023 So, come back later. 609 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:41,092 I don't know if I could make it. 610 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:47,098 Hey, could I uh, get your number? 611 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,433 Yeah. 612 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,575 Excuse me. 613 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:34,479 Can I talk to you for a minute? 614 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,215 I'm with the FBI. 615 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,718 What's your name? 616 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,854 Maalik Al Muhammad. 617 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,756 Did you try to buy a gun today? 618 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,257 No. 619 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:49,127 Though someone offered me one, and I said no. 620 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,362 What have you been doing, then? 621 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,597 I went to school, 622 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:55,566 and I was selling stuff on the street with my friend, Naz. 623 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,335 Is that all? 624 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,104 We went to our mosque, hung out. 625 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:04,108 And what were you doing yesterday? 626 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:07,545 I was at school, and then I went to Naz's house. 627 00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:09,480 What's Naz's last name? 628 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,151 Hasan. 629 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,619 What'd you do after that? 630 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:18,322 I stayed for a while. 631 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,158 'Til late. 632 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,552 Hi. 633 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:50,254 Are you Naz Hasan? 634 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,756 Yes. 635 00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:53,591 I just spoke with your friend, Maalik. 636 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,393 He's inside. 637 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,328 Who are you? 638 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:57,929 Excuse me. 639 00:34:57,962 --> 00:34:59,597 I'm Sarah Mickell. 640 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:01,466 I'm with the FBI. 641 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:04,602 Can I, um, maybe ask you a couple questions 642 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:07,371 just to sort of get to know the neighborhood? 643 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,542 Okay. A few minutes. 644 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,912 Um, how old are you, Naz? 645 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,614 Eighteen. 646 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:18,649 And, uh, what's your full name? 647 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:21,886 Naz Abdul Rakim Hasan. 648 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,421 Are you Muslim? 649 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,789 Yes. 650 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,657 Would you say that you're devout? 651 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,526 Yes. 652 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:32,196 Do you only eat food prepared in the halal way? 653 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:33,531 Yes. 654 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:36,667 Pray five times a daily and keep salat? 655 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,436 I try. 656 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:42,740 Do you know anyone who, um, 657 00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:46,844 has recently traveled to East Africa or Pakistan? 658 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,679 No. 659 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,984 Anyone in your family have ties to fundamentalism? 660 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:55,887 I don't really understand what this is about. 661 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,822 Well, I'm just, um, 662 00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:00,191 getting to know the neighborhood. 663 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:04,629 My parents and immediate family are orthodox, 664 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,498 but it's not like we'd stone someone for adultery. 665 00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:11,335 Do you have a girlfriend? 666 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,670 No. 667 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,709 Okay, um, 668 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:19,744 just a couple more questions. 669 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:23,347 Um, where were you last night? 670 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:25,983 At the house of my friend, Dan. 671 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,553 Dan who? 672 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,721 Daniel Al-Zawar. 673 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,890 Really? 674 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,325 Yeah. 675 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,295 You were there last night the whole night? 676 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,763 I spent the night. 677 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,599 Here? 678 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:42,500 No. 679 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,903 At my friend Dan's in Fort Greene. 680 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:50,808 Look, just so you know, it's, um, 681 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:54,712 it's a federal crime to lie to an FBI agent. 682 00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:56,847 Okay. 683 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,285 Okay. 684 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,620 Great. 685 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:05,790 Well, thanks so much for helping me out. 686 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:09,794 Aren't you going in? 687 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,429 I need to get a soda. 688 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,779 Thank you. 689 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:03,347 Who let you in? 690 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:04,815 Cala. 691 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:07,385 But she's at the movies now. 692 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:09,086 What the fuck was that? 693 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,421 What do you mean? 694 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,990 What the hell is wrong wit'chyou? 695 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,692 A few things. 696 00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:19,730 Special Agent Sarah Mickell, the FBI lady, 697 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:22,099 you didn't want to text me she was comin' by? 698 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,067 I did. 699 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,002 I called you. You didn't answer my calls. 700 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,804 You didn't say what it was about. 701 00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:28,739 Call me back then. 702 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:30,141 This is about earlier, isn't it? 703 00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:32,877 I called you earlier. 704 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,745 You could say whatever you want, but you're lying to me. 705 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,347 You screwed me over on purpose. 706 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,549 What? 707 00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:39,383 I didn't. 708 00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:39,850 I wouldn't. 709 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:40,718 I love you, man. 710 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:42,153 I'm not so sure about that right now. 711 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,721 Alright. 712 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:51,862 Ew, you're wearing potion shit. 713 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:54,031 Oh, that's some Baby Mama Drama . 714 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,868 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 715 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,037 Hello. 716 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,809 Hi, Mom. 717 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,977 Are you stealing stuff from your sister again? 718 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:07,912 No. 719 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:09,080 Don't do that. 720 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:10,981 What were you doing? 721 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,051 We needed her calculator, for sales. 722 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,854 You're doing that again? 723 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:18,856 Yeah, we sold a lot today. 724 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:21,692 Oh, great. 725 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,762 I'm gonna say hi to your dad. 726 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,063 As-salaam alaykum, Maalik. 727 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,665 Alaykum as-salaam. 728 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:51,922 I got you a hat. 729 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,200 Thanks. 730 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,177 We gotta go. I'm having dinner at Maalik's. 731 00:40:19,116 --> 00:40:21,218 You know it's gonna be fine, right? 732 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,319 She's not onto us 733 00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:25,656 for the Lotto cards and the saint cards and candy. 734 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:27,558 - She could be. - She's not. 735 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,494 She's just checkin' us out. That's it. 736 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,730 Well, we're not terrorists. 737 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:33,430 Fuck that. 738 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:34,999 What if she tells our parents? 739 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:36,801 Why would she tell our parents? 740 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:41,105 Well, you could at least say you're sorry. 741 00:40:41,138 --> 00:40:44,074 Hey, did she molest you or somethin'? 742 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,709 No. 743 00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,912 - My goodness. - What are you smilin' about? 744 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,781 You're so sensitive about this. 745 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:51,882 Come on. 746 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,651 You could at least say you're sorry. 747 00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:54,919 About what? 748 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,787 Earlier. 749 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,656 I'm sorry, I'm never sorry. 750 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:01,292 So, you're sorry you're never sorry? 751 00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:02,092 Not really. 752 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,061 - So you never felt guilt? - Nope. 753 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:04,495 Remorse? 754 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,030 Absolutely not. 755 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,167 Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit. 756 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,768 Die, you evildoer, die. 757 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:46,303 Die, you evildoer. 758 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,038 What happened with the guy I left you with? 759 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,273 Who? 760 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:50,808 The guy. 761 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,209 What'cha talkin' about? 762 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,111 I think you do. 763 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:55,946 The hot yuppie guy, man. 764 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:56,580 Oh. 765 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:57,648 He was cool. 766 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,085 Did he get anything? 767 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,087 A ticket. 768 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,622 And he gave me these. 769 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,094 Little beanies? 770 00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:11,695 What are you gonna do with those? 771 00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:14,164 Mark 'em up for the subway. 772 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,134 I really question the intelligence of that move. 773 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:20,237 Yo, I question the intelligence of your intelligence constantly. 774 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:20,971 What? 775 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,340 No, you don't. I'm a genius. 776 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,880 Alright, let's go get these bikes and this chicken. 777 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:31,181 Grab that. 778 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:45,029 Excuse me. 779 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:46,297 Sorry to bother you. 780 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:49,967 Will you help my family pay for my brother's cancer treatment? 781 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:56,807 Here. 782 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,342 Thank you. 783 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,141 I give away money once a day. 784 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:32,142 To bums? 785 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:33,344 Those were kids. 786 00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,979 The other had cancer. 787 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:36,947 That's dumb. 788 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,248 Wow. 789 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,384 That money's not gonna amount to shit. 790 00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:43,087 Plus, you're only supposed to give away to Muslims. 791 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:49,827 Hello, Sir. 792 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,096 Can I interest you in a saint card or a Lotto ticket? 793 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,331 Seventy million dollar jackpot. 794 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,966 - Alright. - Here you go, Sir. 795 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,202 Seventy million dollar jackpot. 796 00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:00,070 - Big money. - Who's not employed? 797 00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,338 Sir, you want to look at it? 798 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:04,074 Yo. 799 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,843 Fifty cent, my man. 800 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:08,278 Uh-huh. 801 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,880 Got your bag. We thank you. 802 00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:11,782 Look at these right here. 803 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,350 A Lotto ticket. 804 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,386 Got a lot more of those. 805 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:16,887 Lotto tickets. 806 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,288 Thank you, Sir. 807 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,492 Where's your hat at? 808 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:23,827 I gave it to the kid with cancer. 809 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,095 Why? 810 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:26,864 They need it more than I did. 811 00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:27,931 Need it more? 812 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,868 Why would you give away somethin' I just gave you? 813 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:31,869 I'll give you your money back. 814 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:32,936 It's not about the money. 815 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,005 Why would you give something that I gave to you? 816 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,775 Why would you just give away a forty dollar hat like that? 817 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,415 That's some stupid ass shit, Naz. 818 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,383 Now some kids with cancer got a brand new hat. 819 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,484 Wow, good for them. 820 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,520 I was tryin' to do this nice, sweet thing for you, 821 00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:50,454 and you're just gonna 822 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:51,422 give my shit away to some little thieves? 823 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:52,056 - Fuck you, man. - Don't do me that way again. 824 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:54,324 Gonna hit you in the face. 825 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,094 Jesus. 826 00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,162 Let's just try again. 827 00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,763 Fuck off. 828 00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:01,231 We're done for the day. 829 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:06,770 Are you an asshole? 830 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,172 Remember when I sold that homeless lady 831 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,239 the Lotto card for two dollars? 832 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:10,074 Yeah. 833 00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:11,208 That was me givin' alms to the poor. 834 00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:12,242 That was you hustling the poor. 835 00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:14,111 I sold her something of value at a fair price. 836 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,846 Lotto cards have zero value. 837 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,515 So, then, why do you sell 'em? Why does anybody buy them? 838 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:08,932 So, what happened again with the yuppie? 839 00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:11,335 Literally, nothin'. 840 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,604 Alright, later on then. 841 00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:15,239 I said nothing! 842 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,342 Oh, so you guys we're just talkin' about Beanie Babies 843 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,310 and shit like that, and that's it? 844 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:22,513 I'm just tryin to sell things. 845 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:23,413 What? 846 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,083 I'm trying to raise money for college. 847 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,317 You're trying to raise money for college 848 00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:28,418 by going into strangers' houses 849 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,287 and selling 'em Beanie Babies and the saint cards 850 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:30,921 or whatever the fuck else? 851 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,556 Why are being so paranoid? 852 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,524 I'm being paranoid? 853 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:36,326 I called you twice. I fuckin' texted you. 854 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,127 I'm not hearing anything back. 855 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:38,328 What am I supposed to think, Naz? 856 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:39,463 What, are you jealous? 857 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:40,464 Yes. 858 00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:41,965 Maybe I am. 859 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:45,102 You need to show me some more respect. 860 00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:51,208 You know, uh, Deshawn from science class? 861 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:52,409 Right? 862 00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,510 The one's who's been flirtin' with me for a few months? 863 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,144 He wants to invite me over to the house tomorrow. 864 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:55,379 His mom said it's alright. 865 00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:57,347 She's not gonna be home, but she's totally cool with that. 866 00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:58,482 - Are you cool with that? - Okay. 867 00:46:58,515 --> 00:46:59,716 As long as you don't fuck him. 868 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,919 Well, at least I'll fuckin' text you back and let you know! 869 00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:04,087 I'll let you know everything that's happening. 870 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,190 You're the fuckin' asshole, Naz. 871 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,927 Yeah! 872 00:47:12,529 --> 00:47:14,565 I'm not a fuckin' asshole. 873 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:38,021 Kid at home got a two foot long dick! 874 00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:39,990 I know he's my son! 875 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:45,128 Oh, boy, I tell ya. 876 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:46,263 Crazy. Oh, crazy. 877 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,298 Oh, you don't feel like talking! 878 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:50,500 Well, excuse me! 879 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:56,039 I was just making what's called polite conversation! 880 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,110 White niggers! 881 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,145 Steve Jobs! 882 00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:03,947 Mitch Romney! 883 00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:07,117 Cary Grant and Donald Crumbs. 884 00:48:07,150 --> 00:48:08,151 Trumps! 885 00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:11,288 A category of people I dislike. 886 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,195 Come on, train! 887 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:24,301 I hate these trains! 888 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,043 Waiting for the G train. 889 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:34,311 Come on! 890 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,217 I hate the G train! 891 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,555 Give it up. 892 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,224 Give it up! 893 00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:50,060 When is it gonna come? 894 00:48:52,029 --> 00:48:53,664 Aw, man! 895 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,683 Surprise! 896 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:15,385 I'm here! 897 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,191 Excuse me. 898 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:22,025 Don't touch this bag. 899 00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:23,393 I got millions of dollars in here. 900 00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:25,228 This is worth millions 901 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:28,165 Excuse me. 902 00:49:33,203 --> 00:49:34,705 Iran! 903 00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:37,107 What's the deal with Iran? 904 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,277 Iran is run by a crazy motherfucker called 905 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,179 Achamadimejad. 906 00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:47,250 For a guy who claims he hates the gays and the Jews, 907 00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:51,588 Abamedoomadoobie always in New York! 908 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:54,424 I gotta go. 909 00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:58,428 You've all been a great audience. 910 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:01,064 Yeah. 911 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,234 Here. 912 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:06,236 Thank you. Oh, love your nails. 913 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,644 What? 914 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,314 He did the train a good service, man. 915 00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:43,133 Hey. 916 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:45,836 What'd you say to the FBI lady about last night? 917 00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:48,605 She asked where I was, things like that. 918 00:51:48,638 --> 00:51:50,173 What'd you say? 919 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:51,808 Just what I said to my parents, 920 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,844 that we were at Dan's. 921 00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:58,782 What? 922 00:51:58,815 --> 00:52:00,550 I told her the truth. 923 00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:06,590 Why did you tell her the truth? 924 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:07,624 Listen to yourself. 925 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:08,825 She's not our parents. 926 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:12,262 We agreed that was our line to our parents, to whoever. 927 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,698 What the hell? You don't lie to an FBI agent. 928 00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:16,566 I could go to jail for this. 929 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,269 Yeah. 930 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,871 But don't say that. 931 00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:23,406 You mean don't drag you into this. 932 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,208 Well, it kinda sucks for me, too. 933 00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:26,977 It'll come out real fast why you lied. 934 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:29,779 You deserve this just as much as I do. 935 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,414 Say you're sorry. 936 00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:32,649 No. 937 00:52:33,783 --> 00:52:36,453 We need to go to Dan's and talk to him or somethin'. 938 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,655 She'll probably go there too. 939 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:39,956 Fuck you. 940 00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:42,726 I tried to warn you. 941 00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:44,861 Take out your phone. 942 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:46,696 - Take out your phone! - No. 943 00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:47,797 You see where it says, "Call me?" 944 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,199 Did you call me? 945 00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:55,939 Allah's punishing us. 946 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:58,608 This is Allah punishing me for trusting you. 947 00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,961 Fuck. 948 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:19,062 Now your sister knows, too? 949 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:22,966 Yeah, we got into a big fight at home this morning. 950 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,034 I thought you said 951 00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,635 everything was good at your house this mornin'. 952 00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:26,436 Yeah. 953 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:28,805 And that was a lie. 954 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,275 I always wished my brother would find out 955 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:33,843 and tell my parents for me. 956 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,313 I'll tell my father at his grave. 957 00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:37,914 - What are we gonna say to Dan? - I don't know, 958 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,382 but if it's gonna work, we gotta get in there now, 959 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,417 because she can't see us walk in, 960 00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:42,953 and I'm pretty sure she's on her fuckin' way. 961 00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:49,526 Hey. 962 00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:56,433 As-salaam alaykum. 963 00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:58,935 - Alaykum as-salaam. - Alaykum salaam. 964 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,604 What you think, man? 965 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:04,474 - Oh, he's a'ight. - Yeah, alright. 966 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:06,476 You know, I don't care to meet your little ugly nephew either. 967 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,444 Not bad. 968 00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:08,678 Not bad? 969 00:54:08,712 --> 00:54:10,714 This right here is the next president of the United States. 970 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,616 - A young Barack Obama. - Whatever. 971 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,984 - Look at him. - You drop him yet? 972 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:14,918 Ain't nobody around here droppin' no baby, man. 973 00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:16,853 How much you clowns make today, anyways? 974 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,388 - We sold all sorts of stuff. - Shh. 975 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,724 Potions, peanuts, oils. 976 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:22,058 - Oils? - These crazy prayer cards. 977 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,827 And some-- 978 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:26,029 Like two hundred dollars in two hours. 979 00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:27,564 Then let me in on five. 980 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,833 Ah, yeah. What the hell? 981 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:32,335 "Blessed Catherine, Child of God." 982 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,904 Man, this is some haraam trash. 983 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:37,107 I made sixty, but I picked up something 984 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,908 I think is gonna be worth a lot more. 985 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,579 Oh, Lord. What did you pick up? 986 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:44,014 What the fuck? 987 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:49,085 That's what- that's what you-- Really? Seriously? 988 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:49,953 You know, that stuff stinks. 989 00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:51,821 Watch me profit it on the flip side. 990 00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:52,889 Profit? 991 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:54,724 On stuffed snake? 992 00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:57,861 That's a horrible investment. 993 00:54:57,894 --> 00:54:58,695 Whatever. 994 00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:00,130 They were a gift. 995 00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,132 I'd re-gift that one ASAP. 996 00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:03,867 Can I have some water? 997 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,636 Uh, I'm a little occupied with my little soldier. 998 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,539 You can, uh, go over there and get you some. 999 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,942 Alright. 1000 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,444 Hmm. 1001 00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:17,347 Good baby, man. I love the kid. 1002 00:55:20,884 --> 00:55:21,951 Come on, baby. 1003 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,687 Good little baby. 1004 00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:26,623 Listen. 1005 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:32,062 Do you think it's wrong to be gay? 1006 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:34,698 Yeah, man. 1007 00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:36,499 Islam is a poem. 1008 00:55:36,533 --> 00:55:38,568 It's not complicated like that. 1009 00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,170 Yeah, but a lot of things are a lot more haraam 1010 00:55:40,203 --> 00:55:41,471 clearly in the Qur'an. 1011 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:42,772 Sodom, Gomorrah. 1012 00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,674 That was about rape, that wasn't about being gay. 1013 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,509 Okay, so your point? 1014 00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:48,645 Gays are fasiq. 1015 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:53,950 Well, then, we have something else to tell you. 1016 00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,520 Man, hold on. Let me get that, door. 1017 00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:59,155 Just watch the baby. 1018 00:56:03,226 --> 00:56:04,194 Who is it? 1019 00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:05,995 Sarah Mickell. 1020 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,531 Mm-hm. Gimme a second. 1021 00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,071 Well, there she goes. 1022 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,640 We blew it. 1023 00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:36,659 Hi. Are- are you Dan Al-Zawar? 1024 00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:38,962 Who are you? 1025 00:56:38,995 --> 00:56:40,797 Uh, I'm with the FBI. 1026 00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:42,932 I was just assigned to this neighborhood. 1027 00:56:44,267 --> 00:56:45,902 What are you doin' here? 1028 00:56:47,203 --> 00:56:50,840 Were your friends Maalik and Naz at your house last night? 1029 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:54,077 Uh, why are you asking? Are they in trouble? 1030 00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:57,614 No, they're um, there's- there's just been some discrepancies 1031 00:56:57,647 --> 00:56:58,848 in the information I've been given. 1032 00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:00,984 I'm- I'm just fact-checking. 1033 00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:05,088 I'd rather not answer any more questions without my, 1034 00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:06,623 mmm, attorney present. 1035 00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:08,591 Oh. 1036 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:11,628 I mean, uh, is something wrong? 1037 00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:13,496 No. 1038 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:14,764 At all? 1039 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:17,534 No. 1040 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:21,704 Because the thing is, 1041 00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:24,974 Naz said that they were here last night, 1042 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,143 so I'm-- 1043 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,212 I don't know anything about that. 1044 00:57:31,915 --> 00:57:35,051 I guess there's been some confusion, so, um, 1045 00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:38,288 so that they- they weren't here, huh? 1046 00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:41,157 I just got my, uh, sister's kid to go to sleep. 1047 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,292 I kinda have to go take care of that. 1048 00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:45,962 - Um-- - - Oh. - Oh, okay. 1049 00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,764 Anything else? 1050 00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:50,934 By any chance, do you think your friends Maalik and Naz 1051 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:52,836 might be linked romantically? 1052 00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:54,838 They're good people. 1053 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:57,207 Uh, yeah. I assume so. 1054 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,709 Yeah. 1055 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,101 You guys are gay? 1056 00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:28,905 Yup. 1057 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,039 Yeah. 1058 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:31,674 That was an FBI agent. 1059 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,576 - She still out there? - Yeah. 1060 00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:34,878 - But hold on. - I gotta go. 1061 00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:36,980 Why are you in my way? 1062 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,849 Because she asked me where you were last night, 1063 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:41,651 and I told her you weren't here. 1064 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:43,920 Yeah? 1065 00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:45,121 Yeah. 1066 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,690 - Am I in trouble? - No, but we are. 1067 00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:49,359 You are. Fuck you. 1068 00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:50,226 So are you! 1069 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,728 No, I'm really not. 1070 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,329 I can't stand you! 1071 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:02,772 What gave us away? 1072 00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:05,208 I've known for a long time. 1073 00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:18,254 Stop! 1074 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,389 Please. 1075 00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:21,291 Stop. 1076 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,662 I was in there at Dan's. 1077 00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:27,330 Now, you were in there? 1078 00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:28,498 Last night you weren't? 1079 00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:31,367 When are you gonna tell me what's really going on here? 1080 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,003 Maalik and I were at my parents' house last night. 1081 00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:36,072 What did I say earlier? 1082 00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:39,075 It is a crime to lie to a federal agent! 1083 00:59:39,108 --> 00:59:40,843 Lady, I'm gay! 1084 00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:42,111 You don't understand. They'll disown me! 1085 00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,180 I don't care. 1086 00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:47,850 No, the FBI does not care. 1087 00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:48,785 My parents can't find out 1088 00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:49,786 just 'cause you're new to the neighborhood. 1089 00:59:49,819 --> 00:59:51,955 That doesn't mean that you can lie to the FBI. 1090 00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:52,922 Fine! 1091 00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:53,856 Fuck, arrest me! 'Cause I'm gonna fuckin' die 1092 00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:55,692 if my parents find out this way anyways. 1093 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:57,894 Hey, put your hands up. 1094 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:01,331 What's in your backpack? 1095 01:00:01,364 --> 01:00:02,966 Cards, money. 1096 01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:04,801 I sell Lotto tickets, saint cards. 1097 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:17,680 What are these? 1098 01:00:17,714 --> 01:00:18,948 Saint cards. 1099 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,652 I thought you were Muslim. 1100 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,928 It is unbelievable how much my time 1101 01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,764 you two have wasted today with this shit. 1102 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,866 Uh, we're so sorry to have wasted... 1103 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:40,169 your time and the government's time. 1104 01:00:40,403 --> 01:00:41,904 Is he your boyfriend? 1105 01:00:42,939 --> 01:00:44,040 What's this? 1106 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,174 She's gonna arrest you right now. 1107 01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,442 Did I say that? 1108 01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:50,013 No. 1109 01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:51,814 We hook up sometimes. 1110 01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:55,051 Yes, I guess so. 1111 01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:57,320 - Last night? - Mm-hm. 1112 01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:59,722 Like I told you, we were at his house. 1113 01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:00,857 We were alone. 1114 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,959 Is that a problem, Ma'am? 1115 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,761 It is not. 1116 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:07,830 Do you have a gun? 1117 01:01:07,864 --> 01:01:09,465 No. 1118 01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:12,468 I'm gonna frisk you both. 1119 01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:39,395 We'll talk again soon. 1120 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:41,030 Have a nice evening. 1121 01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:43,499 Don't let me catch you two cutting up again. 1122 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,202 Okay? 1123 01:01:57,346 --> 01:02:00,783 Oh, you're under arrest. 1124 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,518 Not. 1125 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,353 Yeah. 1126 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:05,955 Should we talk to Dan? 1127 01:02:05,988 --> 01:02:10,226 Aw, no, no. We have to go home. 1128 01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:11,561 He's cool? 1129 01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:13,296 I don't think he wants to talk about it anymore. 1130 01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:15,865 Plus, we still have to get the chicken for my mom. 1131 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:17,266 - Ah. - Aw... 1132 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:18,501 The live place? 1133 01:02:18,534 --> 01:02:20,069 Come on, man. 1134 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:20,937 Ooh! 1135 01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:24,107 You're one lucky bastard. 1136 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:33,149 So, you know, that- that was a miracle. 1137 01:02:33,182 --> 01:02:34,317 Yeah. 1138 01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:37,820 Thought she was gonna arrest us, man. 1139 01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,122 Oh. 1140 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:41,357 She was going to arrest you, please. 1141 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:42,291 Arrest you. 1142 01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:43,426 You were the one with the gun to your head. 1143 01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:47,063 You're the one padding the statistics here in Brooklyn, 1144 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:49,132 - where the black-- - She was gonna arrest you, too. 1145 01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:50,433 What? 1146 01:02:50,466 --> 01:02:52,068 How? What did I do? 1147 01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:53,970 - Whatever. - What did I do? 1148 01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:55,204 - Nobody listening to you. - Yo, nobody 1149 01:02:55,238 --> 01:02:57,006 gonna appreciate these days, I come and save people's asses 1150 01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,908 and they don't even want to say thank you. 1151 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,587 Um, it smells like... 1152 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,290 mm, it smells like... 1153 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:20,429 Hello, guys. 1154 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,178 Uh, hey, you want some eggs, man? 1155 01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:41,017 - Why they black? - Guinea fowl. 1156 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:44,120 Oh, yeah. Guinea fowl. 1157 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,189 I don't know my mom like Guinea fowl. 1158 01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:51,060 Alright. 1159 01:03:51,093 --> 01:03:51,894 You know what? 1160 01:03:51,928 --> 01:03:53,496 Let's go with these. 1161 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:54,497 Turn around. Open your bag. 1162 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:55,431 Mm-mm. 1163 01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,900 You're not gonna put that in my book bag. 1164 01:03:57,934 --> 01:03:59,635 Are they not gonna kill it for us? 1165 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,970 No, you are. 1166 01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:01,671 No. 1167 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:03,105 Yes, I said so. 1168 01:04:03,139 --> 01:04:04,173 No way. 1169 01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:06,075 Yes, way. Yes sirree, Bob. 1170 01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:09,612 Which one? 1171 01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:12,248 Hey, yeah, yeah. 1172 01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:13,482 Yeah. 1173 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:18,521 Unh-unh-unh-unh. Oh. 1174 01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:23,993 Here we go! 1175 01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:25,962 There we go. 1176 01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:27,196 It's alright. 1177 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:28,531 It's beautiful. 1178 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,204 Ooh, ooh. 1179 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:37,473 There we go. Alright, we out. 1180 01:04:54,023 --> 01:04:55,424 You're sick. 1181 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:58,027 You don't like me. You love me. 1182 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,229 I'm not killing that fucking chicken. 1183 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:01,697 Look, we are killing this whole bird 1184 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,499 on the roof, halal style, alright? 1185 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:05,735 I eat meat, I don't kill it. 1186 01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:07,436 That's hypocritical. 1187 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,672 Halal is compassionate by definition. 1188 01:05:53,816 --> 01:05:56,252 Sorry, but... 1189 01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,521 why is there a chicken running through the apartment? 1190 01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:00,122 I'm sorry. 1191 01:06:00,156 --> 01:06:02,024 He must have escaped from his box. 1192 01:06:02,058 --> 01:06:03,492 Uh, happy birthday. 1193 01:06:03,526 --> 01:06:04,593 It's your present, Mom. 1194 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:07,129 Do you maniacs even know how to slaughter a chicken? 1195 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:09,398 Actually, Naz does. 1196 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:12,301 Go catch it, please. 1197 01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:14,303 - I have to go to a meetin'. - I got it. 1198 01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:16,172 Have to work on my birthday. 1199 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:18,741 - Bye. - Mm-hm. 1200 01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:37,787 I don't think we should. 1201 01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:40,256 Hmm? Why not? 1202 01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:43,559 No, no. 1203 01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:50,332 Oh my God. 1204 01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,735 You're right. We should restrain ourselves. 1205 01:07:52,768 --> 01:08:04,914 It's haraam. 1206 01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:15,724 This is you. 1207 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:19,628 "Curled and coiled and ready to play." 1208 01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:20,629 Stop. 1209 01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,932 "He waits patiently every day. 1210 01:08:22,965 --> 01:08:25,234 "He'll keep his best friend, but not his skin, 1211 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:28,270 "and always stay with you through thick and thin." 1212 01:08:29,705 --> 01:08:31,674 And this is you. 1213 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:34,310 Mm-mm. Let me see. 1214 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:37,580 "Early as a red-breasted robin, 1215 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:40,916 "for a worm he'll soon be bobbin'. 1216 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,352 "Always known as a sign of spring, 1217 01:08:43,385 --> 01:08:46,522 "this happy robin loves to sing." That's corny. 1218 01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:50,926 Oh. 1219 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,429 I still want to see you kill that chicken, though. 1220 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:54,196 No, no, no. 1221 01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:55,731 Yes, yes, yes. 1222 01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:18,721 That's all. 1223 01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:20,222 Bunga-bunga. 1224 01:09:21,357 --> 01:09:22,525 Come on. 1225 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,463 Come on. 1226 01:09:46,882 --> 01:09:48,551 Hold on, hold up. 1227 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:54,323 Alright. 1228 01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:57,459 More. 1229 01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:58,827 You good? 1230 01:10:02,464 --> 01:10:05,000 - You good? - Yes. 1231 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:16,412 Now, isn't this nice? 1232 01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:21,817 Come on, man. 1233 01:10:21,850 --> 01:10:23,586 Alright, you ready? 1234 01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:26,021 Alright, so when I take the chicken out, move the box. 1235 01:10:29,358 --> 01:10:30,693 Alright, move it. 1236 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,463 Alright, come on. 1237 01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:35,998 - Come on. You ready? - Put down the chicken. 1238 01:10:36,031 --> 01:10:37,566 I got him, I got him, I got him. 1239 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,001 I got him, I got him. Come on. 1240 01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:54,850 It's sacrilegious, man. 1241 01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:56,085 Are you joking? 1242 01:10:56,118 --> 01:10:58,887 This is very religious. Come on. 1243 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,589 - No. - Come on! 1244 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,859 N- no. I won't do it. 1245 01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:05,694 Come on, go! 1246 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:06,629 No! 1247 01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:08,931 Oh my goodness, gimme the knife. Aw, fuck! 1248 01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:16,338 Get off me! 1249 01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,440 Fuck you! 1250 01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:19,508 Fuck you. 1251 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:21,777 Calling me a fake Muslim? You can't even do halal? 1252 01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:22,811 This is what we do! 1253 01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:24,713 - Fuck you! - Shit. 1254 01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:26,048 Fuck. 1255 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:29,785 Can't you just cut the chicken? 1256 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:31,520 What is wrong with you, man? 1257 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:32,821 Fuck you! 1258 01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,089 Fuck you! Cut the chicken. 1259 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,658 We've been plannin' this all day! 1260 01:11:35,691 --> 01:11:37,026 You're such a baby. 1261 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:39,828 What was- what was that? 1262 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:41,997 What's the-- Fuck! The chicken! 1263 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:45,534 Oh my goodness! 1264 01:11:46,935 --> 01:11:48,937 Fuck. 1265 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,540 Come on, hurry up. 1266 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,822 Relax. You've been in an accident. 1267 01:12:06,855 --> 01:12:07,823 Naz. 1268 01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:08,891 Naz! 1269 01:12:08,924 --> 01:12:10,392 You need to go inside now and put some clothes on. 1270 01:12:10,426 --> 01:12:11,160 He's in bad shape. 1271 01:12:11,193 --> 01:12:12,061 Back the fuck off! 1272 01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:12,995 Alright, then you deal with him then. 1273 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,697 We can't be naked out here on the streets. 1274 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:16,432 I know! He's fucking delirious. 1275 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,634 He doesn't know where he is! Could you help me, please? 1276 01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:23,639 Alright, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1277 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:24,673 Come on, hurry up. 1278 01:12:24,707 --> 01:12:26,575 Shit, look at this guy's head. 1279 01:12:32,981 --> 01:12:34,583 - Call nine-one-one. - Where am I? 1280 01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:35,884 I don't have my phone. 1281 01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:37,486 Me neither. 1282 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,921 Somebody! 1283 01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:41,023 Call nine-one-one! 1284 01:12:41,056 --> 01:12:42,624 Naz, come on, come on, come on. 1285 01:12:42,658 --> 01:12:44,093 It's not us. Come on. 1286 01:12:44,126 --> 01:12:47,930 You're gonna be okay. 1287 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,865 Call nine-one-one! 1288 01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:01,510 Sir, what happened? 1289 01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:03,645 He crashed. 1290 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:04,980 I was in my apartment. 1291 01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:05,781 He tried to avoid something. 1292 01:13:05,814 --> 01:13:07,549 - I tried-- - Sir, are you alright? 1293 01:13:10,619 --> 01:13:12,554 Did you see it happen? 1294 01:13:12,588 --> 01:13:13,322 No. 1295 01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:14,523 Alright, alright, alright. Go! 1296 01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:15,858 Thank you. 1297 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,462 Sir, hang in there, okay, with me. 1298 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:22,598 Hang in, buddy. An ambulance is on the way. 1299 01:13:22,631 --> 01:13:23,732 Okay? 1300 01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:28,036 Go, go. 1301 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,938 Go to the- go to the Poultry Spot an- 1302 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,940 and get them to give you a chicken, a live chicken. 1303 01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:33,909 It's on Classon. Hurry up! 1304 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:42,117 Go! 1305 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:47,656 Hey! 1306 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:49,525 I'm busy right now. 1307 01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:50,893 Maalik? 1308 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,060 That's fucked up. 1309 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,929 Leave me alone. 1310 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:55,864 You're not my brother. 1311 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:58,167 You're a fake. A fake Muslim. 1312 01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,668 A fraud. 1313 01:13:59,701 --> 01:14:01,103 Hey, fourteen-year-old girl. 1314 01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:02,738 What do you know about anything? 1315 01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:05,841 Where's your kufi? 1316 01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,176 I lost it. 1317 01:14:08,744 --> 01:14:10,646 Here's twenty-one dollars. 1318 01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:13,582 I owe you four. 1319 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:15,751 Hey, Naz. 1320 01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:16,552 Hey, Cala. 1321 01:14:16,585 --> 01:14:18,287 As-salaam alaykum. 1322 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:19,855 What happened here? 1323 01:14:19,888 --> 01:14:22,524 The chicken, it escaped. 1324 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,526 He got hit by a car. 1325 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,628 Is the driver okay? 1326 01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:28,130 Yeah. 1327 01:14:28,163 --> 01:14:29,531 Are you okay? 1328 01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:30,532 Yeah. 1329 01:14:30,566 --> 01:14:31,967 Are you in trouble? 1330 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,770 No. 1331 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,310 You guys get home safe, okay? 1332 01:14:41,343 --> 01:14:43,245 Yeah. 1333 01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:49,885 It's haraam. 1334 01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:52,621 Why were you even there? 1335 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,089 Were you following me? 1336 01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:59,161 Are you always gonna be gay? 1337 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,934 I'm leavin'. 1338 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,570 Are you gonna tell Mom and Dad? 1339 01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,572 What do you think? 1340 01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,065 I think I'm gonna tell uh, 1341 01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:38,867 gonna tell my parents tonight. 1342 01:15:40,135 --> 01:15:41,637 See what happens. 1343 01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:43,872 About us? 1344 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:47,109 No. 1345 01:15:47,142 --> 01:15:51,313 About, you know, being gay. 1346 01:15:58,153 --> 01:16:00,656 I can't do this anymore. 1347 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:02,190 It's not good. 1348 01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,626 With you. 1349 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,168 Why? 1350 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:15,837 Because we're gay? 1351 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:18,073 Or because I'm an asshole? 1352 01:16:26,348 --> 01:16:28,183 I gotta go. 1353 01:16:28,216 --> 01:16:30,085 Talk to you later. 1354 01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:56,064 Sir, get off the bike. 1355 01:18:56,098 --> 01:18:57,532 NYPD. 1356 01:19:01,303 --> 01:19:02,537 What's-- 1357 01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,840 Can't ride your bike on the platform. 1358 01:19:04,873 --> 01:19:06,274 I'm gonna write you a ticket. 1359 01:19:06,308 --> 01:19:08,810 Come on, man. Don't do this to me, please. 1360 01:19:08,844 --> 01:19:09,878 Gonna write you a ticket. 1361 01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:11,580 If you'd like to contest this, you can take it up 1362 01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:12,848 in a court of law in downtown Brooklyn. 1363 01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:16,017 Yo, I lost a lot of money today. 1364 01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:16,985 Information for that is on the back. 1365 01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:18,887 - Please. - Let me see your ID. 1366 01:19:22,891 --> 01:19:26,061 - What do you want me to say? - Ladies and gentlemen! 1367 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:32,300 Miss Aretha Franklin's Greatest Jam! 1368 01:19:35,904 --> 01:19:39,074 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1369 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:41,476 No idea what you're talking about, Sir. 1370 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:44,246 I need you to sign where it says "complainant." 1371 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:50,118 Baby comin'. 1372 01:19:50,152 --> 01:19:55,490 Miss Aretha Franklin's Greatest Jam! 90656