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Kamala Khan.
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I guess we're not going
to AvengerCon.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
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at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
just pending the final flourish.
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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That is junk.
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Your teachers,
they're telling me you're doodling all day
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in your fantasy land.
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It's not really the brown girls from
Jersey City who save the world.
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So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.
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Celebrating our great heroes of our time.
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So you want to go to a party?
Is this a joke?
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Check this out.
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Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
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-I've never seen powers like that.
-Bring her in.
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Who do you want to be
in this world?
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I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
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You're Kamala Khan.
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You wanna save the world?
Then you're gonna save the world.
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Cosmic.
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'Sup?
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Hey.
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Morning, Camelia.
-Morning.
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Been meaning to tell you for years,
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my name is pronounced "Kamala."
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Huh.
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-What's up?
-Hey.
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Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you.
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You know what I love about AirPods
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is that you don't actually
have to stand this close to each other.
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I love you guys! I'm rooting for you!
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Favorite couple. Yeah!
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I am so sorry!
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No worries.
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-Sorry. I need to see it.
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The videos you sent were flashes
of pink light and I didn't see anything.
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You didn't see anything?
I tried to shrink and fly
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and talk to ants. None of it worked.
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What makes you think
you have Ant-Man powers?
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Because we're both charming,
and we look a lot younger than we are.
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It was crazy.
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Everybody says that
I should've been live streaming it,
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but I really just wanted
to live in the moment, you know?
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I heard Zoe's follower count,
like, quadrupled this weekend.
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I mean, she had physical contact
with a superhero.
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Obviously people are gonna be interested.
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I wonder if it's because
she knew that, like,
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I could be the one to handle it.
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Dude, just imagine how many followers
the girl who saved her would get.
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I feel like secret identities
are secret for a reason.
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But a million followers?
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That's great. Can you show me, please?
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Okay. Theater, after lunch.
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-Why are we hopping?
-Zoe's famous.
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-Gross.
-I mean, it all happened so fast.
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One moment,
I was posing for a couple of pictures
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and then all of a sudden,
there was all this screaming,
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and I was thrown to the ground.
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And then this beautiful white light,
like, cascaded over me.
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I felt this wave of calmness,
like, I knew I was safe.
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There's another superhero catastrophe
and she's sitting there,
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bragging about being saved
by the budget Captain Marvel.
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Thank you.
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-What?
-Thank you. Yeah.
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Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it.
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That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks.
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Okay, calm down.
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So who was it?
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Uh... Night Light.
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Yeah. Night Light.
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But she keeps, like,
a really low profile, so...
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But it was all just so life changing.
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Which is why
I'm gonna have a party on Friday.
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You know,
to celebrate the fragility of life.
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Also the half a million followers thing,
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but mostly the fragility of life.
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She's celebrating the fragility of life.
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Yeah, we're so not going to that party.
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Hey, you're that new senior, right?
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-Kamran.
-Uh, yeah.
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Well, I'm having a party on Friday,
you should come.
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Um...
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Yeah, no, that sounds
really fun, actually.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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-Cool. I'll DM you the details.
Yeah.
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We should go to that party.
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Mmm-hmm.
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What?
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I really don't want to go to Zoe's.
It'll be fun.
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Wow, that's...
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Amazing.
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How does it feel?
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Like an idea come to life.
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Uh...
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So I guess super strength
is not a part of the equation.
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Yeah, maybe I should've
tried harder in gym.
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I saved you.
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Only because you almost killed me first.
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Okay, maybe I do need
to work on my skills.
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Okay, no super strength.
All I got is this.
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So it looks like your power
isn't coming from the bangle.
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It's coming from within you.
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Like the bangle
unlocked the superhuman part of you.
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So, what, am I like Asgardian
or something?
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-Dude, am I related to Thor?
-No, no. I didn't say any of that.
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Bruno!
-Maybe?
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah!
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Does that look like
some kind of writing to you?
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It's hard to read, um...
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Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know.
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Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know.
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Light comes out of you, and it hardens.
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Let's call it "Hard Light."
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Groundbreaking.
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Okay, hold on.
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Please let me go.
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You have to let me go.
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Yes!
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Always the same two that are late.
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You're kidding me!
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Move over.
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Take that again. It's hideous.
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Tag it hashtag mosque life.
Or hashtag Deen.
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-Hey!
-Come on!
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-Shh!
-No Snapchatting in the masjid!
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It's Insta!
-Shh!
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They really gotta fix this place.
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Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix
our section of this place.
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See, but the men's section is pristine.
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Small acts of everyday kindness...
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We got mold under the carpets
and the walls are literally crumbling.
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We can't just stick up a poster
for every piece of plaster that falls.
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Sisters, no talking
during the lecture, please.
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Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know,
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it's really hard to concentrate
when we can barely see you.
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Sister Kamala! How glad I am
that you've joined us today.
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The partition and the side entrance
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are there to preserve
all our modesty and dignity.
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Thank you, Sister Kamala,
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for reminding us that it is important
to share your voice.
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Though perhaps except during my lecture.
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Oh!
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And another reminder,
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nominations are still open
for the Mosque Board election.
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Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run.
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Are you crazy?
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Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you?
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-Sometimes...
-No.
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-Just...
-Stop that. I hate you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
Kamala, somebody stole my shoes!
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My new Versaces.
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And the mosque shoe thief
has struck again.
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That is the 22nd pair of shoes
that have been stolen
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and the uncles don't even care.
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Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board
actually makes some change around here.
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Yeah.
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Wait, no, actually,
‘cos Uncle Rasheed is running.
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-And clearly everyone loves him.
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-Are you serious?
-Yes.
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Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay?
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You're the change. The change is here,
and the change is her, everyone.
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Yeah, you know what?
Maybe I will run.
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Yeah.
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-You're gonna be my campaign manager.
-What?
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I can help you.
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Oh, hi. Thank you.
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Right.
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I'm really sorry about sneaking out.
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Kamala, I know that you are growing up,
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but I need you to stay safe.
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That's all that matters.
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I know.
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Also, I know this is the worst
possible time to ask but...
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Kamala Khan.
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If you're gonna ask something
about AvengerCon Two or...
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Zoe's having some people over tonight.
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Bruno and Nakia will both be there.
And I'll be home by 9:00.
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Please can I go?
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Okay.
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But this time, you see
that you come back through the door.
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Thank you.
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Nakia!
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Welcome to the party.
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Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering.
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What's up?
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You want some?
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-No, I...
-Is there alcohol in that?
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Nah, it's just orange juice.
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-Dude, why would you do that?
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Come on, dude.
-Plus some vodka.
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All right, I'm over it.
Wanna split an Uber?
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No, we can't!
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Everyone's here, including us.
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Am I drunk?
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Wait, who is that?
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Do it, do it! Jump!
-Is he stupid?
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Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude!
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-Oh, my God.
Jump!
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Should I do something?
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-What are you gonna do?
-I don't know.
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-What does that mean?
-Damn!
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"God has willed it."
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Uh... Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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You're on my shirt.
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-Sorry.
-It's okay.
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You really belly-flopped it
back there, man. That had to hurt.
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Don't think so.
Didn't really feel a thing.
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-Uh, I'm Kamran.
-Nakia.
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Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala!
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-Cops! Everyone scatter!
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My parents are gonna kill me!
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That way's blocked. I can't do time.
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Hey, guys, I have a car.
So everyone just come with me.
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Your uncle's car is so cool.
I love the color.
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Thank you.
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Black.
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You can take it for a ride sometime
if you want.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-She can't. She failed. Ow!
-Dude.
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What? She did.
You backed up into the car, remember?
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Yeah, thanks, Bruno.
I almost forgot about that.
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It's fine, I failed my first time as well.
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-Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys?
-Yeah.
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It's really cool that you like
this kind of stuff as well.
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Do you, like, watch, I don't know,
Bollywood movies and stuff?
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Uh, obviously.
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But only the greats
like Baazigar and other stuff like that.
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I mean, it's no surprise
you like Baazigar.
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-It's only SRK's best work.
-Uh...
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Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ.
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DDLJ. Yeah. Of course.
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I like Baazigar.
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-You do?
-Yeah.
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Good. Cool, man.
I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it.
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It's good. I watched it a few years back.
It was very pleasing.
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Uh, give me your phone.
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In case you ever want a driving lesson,
here's my number.
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Give me a text or drop me a call.
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Whatever you wanna do.
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Just make sure I can save yours
as well, and, uh, yeah.
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Uh, it was great meeting you guys.
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Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian.
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See you later.
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Brian.
252
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,875
-He knows my name's not Brian.
-Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad?
253
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,583
He knows my name is not Brian.
254
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,666
-How was Zoe's house?
-Oh, it was magical.
255
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,041
We spend six weeks
on ancient Rome and ancient Greece
256
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,291
but six minutes on ancient Persia
and Byzantium.
257
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,166
History's written by the oppressors.
That's all I'm gonna say.
258
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,541
Hello?
259
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,958
Hey, KK, are you feeling all right?
260
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,208
Mmm-hmm.
261
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,291
I also have pads.
262
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,958
I know how weird
your mom can get about tampons.
263
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,250
You know what? I'm good.
264
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,541
You sure?
265
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,708
You don't sound too good.
266
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,916
You've been acting kinda weird
these past couple of days.
267
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,500
-You know you can tell me anything, right?
268
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,666
Everything's just changing
really fast, Naks.
269
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,833
I feel like I can't keep up.
I know it's dumb, but...
270
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,208
Are you kidding?
271
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,333
Between the hijab and the girlies,
272
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:10,125
my parents can barely
make eye contact with me anymore.
273
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,166
How are you making it look so easy?
274
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,250
Easy?
275
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,083
It's definitely not easy.
276
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:29,291
My whole life I've either been too white
for some people or too ethnic for others.
277
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:34,125
And it's been this very uncomfortable,
sucky, in-between.
278
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,750
So, when I first put this on,
I was hoping to shut some people up,
279
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:46,000
but I kinda realized I don't really
need to prove anything to anybody.
280
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,291
Like, when I put this on, I feel like me.
281
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,875
Like, I have a purpose.
282
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:56,250
It's probably why I ran
for the Mosque Board.
283
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,208
And remember, you're the one who
convinced me to do it in the first place.
284
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,708
I love you.
285
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,708
I love you too.
286
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,125
Oh, um,
287
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,333
I got you something for your
driving lesson with Kamran.
288
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,250
One, very cute.
289
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,583
-And...
290
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,541
These.
291
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,750
-All my dreams are coming true.
292
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,708
-Hi.
-Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down.
293
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,583
-Hi, how are you?
-Hey.
294
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,833
Good.
295
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:36,916
Um...
296
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,250
You're sitting down?
297
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,125
-Yeah.
-Yeah, um...
298
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,291
You got it!
299
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
What?
300
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,875
The Early Immersion program at Caltech,
you got it!
301
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,208
You are spending the next semester
at Caltech.
302
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,041
In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab.
303
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,083
-Sounds expensive.
-No, no.
304
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,000
Everything is free, it's all paid for.
305
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,083
Meals, everything.
306
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,333
It's amazing.
307
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,291
I don't know what to say.
308
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,375
You say yes.
309
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:16,708
-Can I think about it?
-Okay... Bruno.
310
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,125
Have you ever seen a movie?
311
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,166
Yes, I've seen a movie.
312
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,541
Yeah. You know that part in the movie
313
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,750
where someone comes in
to the main character and they say,
314
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,833
"You're going to be a Jedi"?
315
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,750
Or...
316
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:38,916
"You want to answer phones of a demanding
but impossibly chic magazine editor?"
317
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,250
Yes. Yeah.
318
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,291
Well, that's this moment.
319
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,750
That is happening to you right now.
320
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,083
You're the lead character,
I'm Meryl Streep.
321
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,083
And you gotta do it.
322
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,791
But it's in California.
323
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,333
Hey.
324
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,166
-Hey. I didn't see you after class.
-Hi.
325
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,750
-Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm.
-You good?
326
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,500
Yeah, so, I was thinking today,
327
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,958
we work on your balance
and concentration, right?
328
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,666
And then I kinda need
to talk to you about something.
329
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,666
Uh, I can't really train today.
330
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,625
What? Why?
331
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:44,708
Uh...
332
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,333
-Oh.
-I do want to ask you something though.
333
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,500
-Uh...
-Really?
334
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,708
Yeah, my mom wants to know
if you're coming to Eid with us.
335
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,166
-Is it Eid again?
-Yeah, the lesser one.
336
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,291
Um, I know it'd be really fun.
337
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:04,375
And mosque full of busybodies
all looking to gossip.
338
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:08,041
Might actually learn a thing or two
about this thing. Uh...
339
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,291
-Yeah.
-Cool.
340
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,666
Um, I'll see you later, okay?
341
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,125
-Hello.
Hi.
342
00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,083
How do you feel about driving?
343
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,791
-Really?
-Yeah, seriously.
344
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:24,291
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
345
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:27,791
De-stress after school.
Best thing you can do. Drive.
346
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,416
Who taught you to drive? Bowser?
347
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000
-I think I did pretty good, okay?
-I think so too.
348
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,041
Don't know if anyone else
would agree.
349
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,875
There is no such thing
as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie.
350
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,666
Okay, look, I only said that...
351
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,458
You only said his worst movie ever.
352
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,416
First of all,
I thought this was a safe space.
353
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,291
-Oh.
-Right? It's not.
354
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,125
And second of all,
355
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,041
don't tell me you have
a massive crush on Kingo, too.
356
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,416
My ammi, my mom, she's literally
obsessed with him for some reason.
357
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,583
Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay?
358
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,666
And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same.
359
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,375
She still has a huge crush
on Kingo Senior.
360
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:12,458
Ew!
361
00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,333
-Concerning.
-Very.
362
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,333
Right?
363
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,250
I mean, it must be a generational thing
364
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,958
‘cos I don't understand
half the things my mom's into.
365
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,875
You and your mom are close, huh?
366
00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:24,791
-That's sweet.
-Yeah, well...
367
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,375
We've moved around together a lot.
368
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,583
Well, I mean, you're here now.
369
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:33,000
Maybe someday you'll feel like
Jersey's your home.
370
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,083
Oh, shoot!
371
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,666
Okay. Why are we, um,
372
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,541
hiding?
373
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,833
My brother and his fiancée.
374
00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:49,208
And that's bad because?
375
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:52,416
Because he is going to freak out.
376
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,375
-Okay.
-And then I'm going to freak out.
377
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,666
We don't want that.
378
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,750
-No.
-No.
379
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,125
Don't freak out.
380
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:01,708
You're good. He's probably gonna leave
in a sec. So let's just wait.
381
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,708
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
382
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,166
I think we're clear.
383
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,791
Aamir. Tyesha.
384
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:17,666
-Kamala.
-Brother!
385
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,833
Sister!
386
00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:23,208
This is Kamran. He's our cousin.
387
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,708
Our cousin?
388
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,375
-Like you-and-me cousin?
Yeah, yeah, um...
389
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:32,000
I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew.
390
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,666
Through marriage, of course.
391
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,416
I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten.
392
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:42,041
He just like sprouted like a sunflower.
393
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,750
Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan.
394
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,500
How come you have a British accent?
395
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,583
Oh...
396
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,625
See, that was actually
just a bit I was doing.
397
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:56,541
I'm a huge fan
of The Great British Bake Off.
398
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,416
I love that show. I just binged it
so I was just doing a bit.
399
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,958
Oh, man, that was good. You got me.
400
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,250
Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran.
401
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,166
Okay, we should go.
402
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,416
I think I remember you, man.
403
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,833
You were looking at haram things
on the Internet.
404
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,791
We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran."
405
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,000
Gonna call you that from now on.
All right.
406
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,125
All right.
407
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,958
All right.
See you at dinner, Kamala.
408
00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,250
Nice to see you.
409
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,541
Shall we eat?
Because that was exhausting.
410
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,583
That's our Aamir though.
411
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,416
Never been afraid to reinvent himself.
412
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,625
Like, hey, remember the time
you were working with...
413
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:36,125
What was the name? Hot...
414
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,125
-Hot...
-Hot Topic.
415
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,416
Topic!
-Hot Topic.
416
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,708
Oh, my God,
please tell me you had a goth phase.
417
00:26:42,791 --> 00:26:45,541
-It wasn't a goth phase.
-Oh, yeah.
418
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,000
I just wore a lot of black.
419
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,208
Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry.
420
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,458
-There was a choker.
-It wasn't mine.
421
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,625
Come on, come on.
-You did.
422
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,750
That's why we moved to America, right?
423
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:59,541
So that our children could be anything
that they wanted to be, yeah?
424
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,791
-Almost anything.
-Yeah.
425
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,666
Did your family live in Karachi
for a long time?
426
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:05,875
Oh...
427
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:11,333
My family has been in Karachi
for generations. Yeah.
428
00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:15,250
Muneeba's family moved to Karachi
only after the Partition.
429
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,916
Back then, there was no Pakistan
or Bangladesh.
430
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,541
It was all one big country, India.
431
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,458
-After the British just...
-The British left us with a mess.
432
00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:28,833
It was very hard for many people.
And then there was a civil war.
433
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:32,291
Every Pakistani family
has a Partition story.
434
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,375
None of them are good.
435
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,791
Okay, enough, this is not
about the Partition, okay?
436
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,416
This is a celebration. Yusuf.
437
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,708
Hey.
438
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,291
There's a story about Muneeba's family
from during the Partition.
439
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,708
You know, they had to get on
to the last train
440
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:58,666
that was getting out of the city. Yeah?
441
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,750
Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana,
who was just a toddler then,
442
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:07,041
she got separated from her parents
on the train station.
443
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,333
Her father tried to find her
but, you know,
444
00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:13,041
he was injured and needed a walking stick
to get around,
445
00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,000
so he couldn't really keep up with her.
446
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,791
But here's the thing.
447
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:22,583
Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana,
448
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,375
managed to get back on the train
just before...
449
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:28,375
Just before the train
pulled out of the station.
450
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,666
What did Sana say happened?
How did she find her father?
451
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:42,791
Well, Sana always said that
452
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:45,958
-she followed a trail of stars...
-She followed a trail of stars
453
00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:48,333
right back to her father.
454
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:56,166
What happened to Sana's mother?
455
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,333
Oh, we don't know.
456
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:02,458
She disappeared that night,
just like many others did.
457
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,250
Kamala?
Somebody grab the Zamzam.
458
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,208
Kamala, are you okay, beta?
459
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:25,916
-It's got to be the evil eye.
-Mmm-hmm.
460
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:31,166
Did you not eat anything?
Or did you eat too much?
461
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:42,583
-Hello?
-Nani, hi.
462
00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:44,750
Kamala? Is that you, beta?
463
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458
Is it okay if you move the phone
a little further back?
464
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,541
I can't see you.
465
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,791
Why don't you write to me?
466
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:53,583
I wait for the post every day.
467
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,541
-Yeah, I'll get on that.
-Did you get my gifts? Huh?
468
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,750
Yeah, look, um, about the bangle...
469
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,583
What about it? Which one? What?
470
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,583
The bangle,
it does some really weird things.
471
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:04,666
And it's...
472
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:08,541
That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha.
473
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:12,041
The one who disappeared during Partition,
my great-grandmother Aisha?
474
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,541
Let me talk to Aamir and his wife.
475
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:17,208
You can't talk to Aamir.
Look, about the bangle...
476
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,791
Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already.
477
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,791
No, no, no, I'm not going
to talk about this at all, beta.
478
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:23,958
Kamala?
479
00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,541
Your mother will get very upset.
480
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,041
So this belonged to Aisha
481
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,333
and you really have no idea
what happened to her?
482
00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,416
Oh, beta, speak up a bit.
483
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,791
My old ears are not...
484
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,166
-Kamala, are you okay?
-...as young as your smile.
485
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,583
-Nani, please, I have to know.
Kamala.
486
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,458
And look, the mango man is here.
487
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,208
-Beta.
-I have to get mangoes from him.
488
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,625
-Mango...
-No, no, just wait!
489
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,666
Are you okay?
490
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,541
Abbu, is something wrong?
491
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,041
Huh?
492
00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,875
No, no, no, no, everything's fine.
You go back to sleep.
493
00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,041
Sorry.
494
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,958
Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi
495
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,458
is gonna get people to talk
for a long time.
496
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:22,541
-Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi.
Mmm-hmm.
497
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,166
Why?
498
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:27,916
Hey, don't question my love
for the Captain Kidd.
499
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,041
If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet,
your father and I may never have met.
500
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,333
That was gross.
501
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,333
I don't wanna know. I'm done.
502
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,791
-Ammi?
Hmm?
503
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,541
Do you know what happened
to our great grandma? Aisha?
504
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,666
Where did you hear that name?
505
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:50,833
From Nani.
506
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,666
I was talking to her last night
and it kinda came up.
507
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:57,333
That woman brought shame
on our entire family.
508
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:00,166
I had to move halfway
around the world to forget it.
509
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,666
-But, like...
-Kamala.
510
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,041
You would do best to do the same.
511
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:08,000
You're the one who told me to focus
on telling my own stories.
512
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,583
Not this one.
513
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:13,208
-Please let it go.
514
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,250
Hey.
515
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,166
You look fantastic.
Oh, thank you.
516
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,333
How do you feel
about our first dance as husband and wife
517
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,291
being to Livin' On A Prayer?
518
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,875
-Ooh! By Bon Jovi?
-Yes.
519
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:29,916
I'd say it's better than
You Give Love A Bad Name.
520
00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:33,291
Yes! You see?
She loves the New Jersey prince too.
521
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:34,541
Very good. Let's go.
522
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:37,083
Aamir, come on, listen,
even Tyesha has agreed.
523
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,416
-Hi, Bruno. You look so great.
-Hi.
524
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,875
It's not too, um, bright?
525
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,791
I don't understand the question.
526
00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:00,958
-It's pretty bright, yeah.
-Don't listen to him.
527
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:03,375
It's good, it's okay?
-It's so good.
528
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,541
Everything is just so lovely.
529
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,500
-Hey!
-Hey!
530
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,666
How's this?
531
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,166
I'll give you my vote
532
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:14,083
if you agree to make me
the exclusive catering vendor
533
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:17,416
for all masjid holidays
and special events.
534
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:20,708
Look, I'm the real deal,
you know what I mean? All right?
535
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,083
The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe.
536
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,250
Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean...
537
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,625
Just put this up, and you have a deal.
538
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:30,791
Eid Mubarak, sister.
539
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,750
Politics is dirty.
540
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,583
-You look amazing.
-No. We don't have time.
541
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:38,583
The entire mosque is here
with nothing to do but eat and gossip.
542
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,958
Gossip. Yes.
543
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,500
The Illumin-Aunties, actually.
They know everything.
544
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,416
If there was ever a time for me
to make my case to the board, it's now.
545
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,750
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
546
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,708
For maximum outreach,
we need to divide and conquer. Yeah?
547
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:57,041
Kamala, you're gonna start
with the Mosque Bros. Yes?
548
00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,250
Come on. The Mosque Bros
never respect the halal gap.
549
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:05,333
At least the Pious Boys are easier.
Their life is one giant halal gap.
550
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:08,625
After that, we'll mobilize
the Sunday school teachers
551
00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,458
to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique.
552
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,125
Bruno, your group should be
relatively easy. The Converts.
553
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,458
Technically, the Reverts.
554
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,666
But for that you have to make it
past the Mini Harami Girls.
555
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:21,041
And last, the ones who know it all
and will not let you forget it,
556
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,375
the Illumin-Aunties.
557
00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:23,666
Dibs. I'll talk to them.
558
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:25,583
Okay.
559
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,500
Meanwhile, I have to go
after my white whale.
560
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,291
Eid Mubarak, Uncle.
561
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:42,791
Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak.
562
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,916
I would love to secure your vote
for the Board.
563
00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:48,708
Oh...
564
00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:51,916
Well, the thing is,
Rasheed is also running.
565
00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:55,125
And he's my best friend.
566
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,916
-Oh. Yeah.
567
00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:00,125
-Kamala's my best friend.
-Oh, yeah.
568
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:03,291
Right now, she's helping me
exercise our right as citizens
569
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,208
of this great nation
to participate in democracy.
570
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:09,208
To dream of building a better future.
571
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,041
-That's wonderful.
-Isn't it?
572
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,875
Yep.
573
00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:19,291
You wouldn't rob two young women
of that future, would you, Uncle?
574
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:23,208
I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me.
575
00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:26,166
Your daughter
and basically your other daughter.
576
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:30,833
Women's suffrage, we fought for this,
people died for this. You wouldn't...
577
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,666
You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you?
578
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,375
Vote for Nakia.
579
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:43,958
Eid Mubarak.
580
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:53,125
Yusuf. What are you doing?
581
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,916
How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer?
582
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,458
Is this about the party?
583
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,625
-Because it really was not that loud.
-Wait!
584
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:12,833
Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer?
585
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:16,208
The only one I know.
586
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:19,166
What? You have got to be kidding.
I'm a big fan.
587
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,416
-Wait, really?
-Yes.
588
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,250
Everyone in the office is.
589
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,958
That video that you made
about low calorie popcorn.
590
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:26,291
-Popcorn, popcorn
-Popcorn!
591
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
All we get for the break room.
592
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:30,250
-Are you serious?
-I'm not joking you.
593
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,125
Well, I'm so glad you liked it.
594
00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:34,375
And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh.
595
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:36,791
You must've been mobbed by
all your fans, no?
596
00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:37,875
-No...
-Have a good time?
597
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,125
It was so fun.
598
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,916
The costume contest did get cancelled,
599
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,750
but everybody said I was a front runner...
600
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:45,750
And then the enhanced individual
tried to kill you?
601
00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,208
Right?
602
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:52,541
She didn't try to kill me.
She saved my life.
603
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:56,416
I have a feeling that
you did this for the likes.
604
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,625
Am I onto something?
605
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,916
You and your bestie...
606
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,666
Maybe... Actually, you know what,
607
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,958
maybe it was your sister?
608
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:12,375
You and that masked woman looked
pretty identical. White girl, red hair...
609
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:14,500
We don't look alike.
She looks nothing like me.
610
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,291
So you do know what she looks like,
what else do you know?
611
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,833
-Hmm?
-Nothing.
612
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,541
I didn't really get a good look at her.
I mean, it all happened so fast.
613
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,375
Did she have an accent of any kind?
614
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:29,458
No.
615
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:30,750
Was she Latina?
616
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,625
I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say
Latinx now, right?
617
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:36,708
No?
618
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,708
Middle Eastern perhaps?
619
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:42,833
South Asian?
620
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:49,750
Deever.
621
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,208
Let's do the tri-state sweep.
622
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:02,458
Search every temple,
community center, and...
623
00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:05,125
And mosque.
624
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:10,708
Just be respectful. The FBI is already
surveilling them, you know that.
625
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,208
Copy.
626
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,041
Please enjoy the party.
627
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,791
And that's why you vote for...
-Party, party, party.
628
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,708
She's the change that we need.
629
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:30,041
And, um, can we go back
to my great-grandmother?
630
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,833
Oh, your great-grandmother.
631
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,541
My family knew her.
632
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,250
Many people knew her.
633
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,583
And probably wished that they hadn't.
634
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,583
Why? What do you mean?
635
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,750
You have a good mother, Kamala.
636
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:45,500
She did not deserve the shame this woman
brought to her family.
637
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,666
What kind of shame are we talking here?
638
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,416
My father called her a snake.
639
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:53,666
She put a curse on everything she touched.
640
00:38:53,791 --> 00:38:54,791
Curse?
641
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,000
I heard that she had a secret affair.
642
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,291
And took off with someone.
643
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:02,416
I heard she had many affairs
and she had a secret family.
644
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:04,291
-I heard she killed a man.
645
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,375
Dead.
646
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:07,916
Happened during Partition.
647
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:29,708
Somebody help me!
648
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,458
Please! Mom! Dad!
649
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,291
-Help me!
There's a boy up there.
650
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,375
Oh, my God!
651
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,750
What do we do?
Who is that?
652
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:39,875
Help!
653
00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:42,083
-Help me! Please!
-Someone call 9-1-1!
654
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,291
-Oh, my God!
Hameed!
655
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,208
-Call for help.
-That's Hameed! Please help.
656
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,416
Hold on, beta.
657
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,875
Somebody help!
Help!
658
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,708
Hold on, hold on!
Someone call the police!
659
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:54,041
Someone's gotta help him.
660
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,583
There must be another way in.
661
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,166
Hey, where's Kamala?
662
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,916
Think she went home with her parents.
663
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,500
Help me, please! Someone help!
664
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,833
I can't hold on.
665
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:24,083
I'm coming. I'm coming!
666
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,458
Yo! It's Night light.
667
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:29,875
Don't worry, Hameed.
668
00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:32,791
I shouldn't have climbed
all the way up here. Why did I do this?
669
00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,791
Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay?
670
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,916
Just calm down and think happy thoughts.
671
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,416
Like, what's your favorite thing?
672
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,375
-What?
-Something you like.
673
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,250
-Something I like?
-Yeah.
674
00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:45,875
Yeah, let's focus on that.
Do you have a favorite food?
675
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:47,000
Ice cream pizza.
676
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,208
-Come on.
She's gonna save him!,
677
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:49,333
Please help him!
678
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,750
Is that two foods or one food?
679
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,791
One. I put ice cream on pizza.
680
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,583
Did someone say ice cream pizza?
681
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,458
I like the flavors.
-That's really gross.
682
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah, we can work with that.
683
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:04,625
Now just think of a nice plate
or bowl of ice cream pizza.
684
00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,000
This is insane, he's going to fall.
685
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,583
No, no, no, no. She'll get him.
686
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:20,666
-No!
687
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:30,750
Are you seeing this?
688
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:35,000
No!
689
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,125
I'll get you.
690
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,083
Call an ambulance!
691
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,250
She got him.
That was close.
692
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,333
Did you see that?
693
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,083
-You good?
-Yeah.
694
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:13,875
I've got you, okay?
695
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,625
My ankle.
696
00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:50,708
Is he going to be okay?
How did she do that?
697
00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:52,666
Help is on the way, son.
698
00:43:33,916 --> 00:43:34,916
Freeze!
699
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,916
Hold it right where you are!
700
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:52,791
Go, go, go.
701
00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:54,791
-Get in!
-Kamran.
702
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,208
Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go?
We lost her.
703
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,833
Bravo, we got nothing.
704
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,416
Kamala.
705
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,041
I've been waiting
a very long time to meet you.
706
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,375
I'd like you to meet my mom.
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