All language subtitles for Till We Meet Again 2016

This is very bold.

And I feel like our client
is a lot more conservative

than this.
- Okay.

I feel like it's going to be
very difficult to rein all of this in.

But if I can
show you one picture here.

Yeah, but, no, I know what
you were going for, I get it.

But I just feel like it's a
little all over the place,

and, and I feel like
your cultural references,

you know the Buddha images?

- Mhm.
- I think that's really sensitive of you,

but I feel like they're a
little literal, right now.

Okay. Because you
see them a lot in...

I know you do, but in

this particular project,
just in general,

I just feel that
this is a bit naive.

I'm, I'm really
sorry about this,

but I'm going to have
to put this one over

into Emily's department, okay?

Okay.

Cheers.

How's work for you?

It's going well. I think.

- Oh, the Asian thing.
- That's right.

Yeah, how's that
going, is it...

They like it so far, so.

I would like I
would have hoped to,

just a little quicker pace
would have been lovely,

but, you know.
- Yeah.

I'm keeping at it.

Are you supposed to go
somewhere though, for your...

- The big trip!
- The big trip, yeah.

- The big trip.
- That's right,

uh not yet, um, I
haven't been able to,

you know I want to I

I know.

It's just, it's so hard
to find the time to go,

and I guess you have
to just leave everything.

- Yeah.
- That's, you know.

But if you, but if you're
gonna go, I suggest...

- It needs to be now.
- You need to go,

you just need to go.

Forget about everything else.

Forget about money,
forget about...

- I really agree, yeah.
- Just go.

Yeah.

Oh.

Do you want help sweetie?

Mhm.

You okay?

Did you involve yourself in
a single conversation tonight?

Smells like cigarettes now.

Cigarette. I only had one.

If you get pregnant, you
won't be able to have only one.

You want
me pregnant now?

Well, you'd look cute
with a little baby belly.

Yeah, that's not a good
reason to have a baby, you know.

I mean, eventually, right?

I don't
even like kids.

You're just saying that.

It would just be so
nice to feel your

presence once in a while.

Well, I'm present with you.

- No, I don't, no!
- You stuck?

I mean it must
have been something

you wanted to
express tonight, no?

I express myself when I write.

I just wish you could
be more social sometimes.

I'm social with you.

- I shouldn't, I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry, I should have

- No.
- I could have.

Don't apologize,
don't apologize, please.

Maybe if I spoke...

Ssshht, shut up.

It's okay.

- Yeah?
- It's okay.

You sure, hon, it's real fun.

Do you want to do
something else?

I'm finishing it,
I'm committing.

Good.

You know, I'm going to
check my email real quick.

Want me to
come with you?

No,
finish your class.

Hello.

Hey there.

Hi.

I just got internet to work.

Oh, you got it?

Mhm.

Two bars though.

For a moment I thought they
might have lied about it.

Hmm.

What?

David and his
girlfriend are only like,

seven hours away.

Seven hours?

How many more days is
your scuba course again?

- Six more days.
- Oh...

Honey, I barely know the guy.

Mhm.

In fact I don't know
him, I haven't met him.

And everything you've
been telling me about him,

sounds like a, like a douchebag.

What are you talking about?

Uhm.

He's uh,
he's really nice,

that's kinda harsh.
- I know he is.

I'm gonna take a shower.

Mm.

Honey, I'm going
down to the store.

Okay, I'll come with you.

It's okay. I'll go.

You want the
receipt in the bag?

Sure, great. Thank you.

Oh, and we're
going to get that holy basil

in on Monday that you
guys were asking about.

That's great, thank
you. I'll stop by.

Is it going to be the fresh one?

Yeah, absolutely.

Wonderful.

So, Monday is the big...

Yeah, Monday's
when we get everything in.

So, if you come first thing.

All right, I'll stop...

Hey!

Hey.

Hey, hey, I can take that.

Did we need anything else?

No, I just thought
I'd meet you,

and walk you home.
- Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Have a good one guys.

You're
gonna walk me home?

Well, yeah, why not.

You didn't have
to stop writing.

No I, well I needed
a break anyway.

Mhm.

Well, I needed
to get some air,

so it's not a big deal
for me to come down.

Don't you think David and his
girlfriend want to be alone

on their first
vacation together?

Well, he asked if
we wanted to come.

Us? He said us?

Well he said you
so how do I know.

You were the one who
wanted me to do this.

Yeah, so why
don't you stay then,

and finish your class and...

I don't
have to finish it.

Yeah, but, you're not
writing and I wanna meet them.

You were talking about commitment.
Now you want to leave me here?

- I'm not leaving you.
- Yes you are.

Okay, you've paid already,
you should finish the class.

And meet us later or something.

It might be good.

What do you mean,
it might be good?

Good for you to be away from me?

No.

Can I just meet them?

Yeah, you can meet them.

Go and meet them, go
fucking meet them.

Well, he can
stay and finish the course

and meet us afterwards.

Yeah, I know.

He's just not very good at
being alone and he freaks out.

Joanna, he'll be fine.

You should let yourself
have some fun instead

of waiting for him.

Plus, you have to see this
place, it's beautiful here.

I got to go. I'll talk to him.

I'm going to finish
the course here.

I wrote, wrote down
some notes for you.

So you can find
us. It's in here.

You already decided, huh?

Why can't you wait?

It's four days.

It's five days.

Fine, it's five days,
and I can meet you there

that evening, Night Market?

That'll give you
some time to write.

And I can email you
as soon as I can.

Look inside.

Okay.

I know you, you
wanted to go alone,

but I think we can go together.

Two tickets to
Thailand, you Erik.

Your Erik, I wrote

It says you.

I wrote it on the
way up here sorry.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Hey!

You made it!

- Hi.
- How are you?

I'm great. How are you?

- I'm good. Let me get your bag.
- Yeah thank you, thank you.

I can't believe we're in
Thailand at the same time.

I know, it's
surreal, I like it.

It's awesome.

But, you know,
meeting up with people,

when you're abroad,
it's an obligation.

Oh, so that's
your justification.

- Yeah, it is.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

I booked you a room, it's
not what you're used to but,

you have a bed, and
you've got some warm beer.

Good, that's all I need.

How've you been?

Good, good, you,
work, how's it going?

It's been great actually.

I left the gym, and
now I'm my own boss.

I've got some
really good clients.

That's great.

I'm delighted to
be not doing it for

a little bit though,
I need a little break.

Yeah, of course.

So, this is your
new little home.

This here, seriously?

Yup.

It's the cutest. I love it.

How do you feel, do
you want to grab a drink?

Or are you too tired?

Uhm, I think I might be too
tired actually. I'm sorry.

That's all right, well,
I'm just there if you

change your mind.

You haven't changed at all.

Is that a good
thing or a bad thing?

You can choose!

Very good.

Ok, good.

- Good night sweetheart.
- Good night.

- Good to see you.
- You too. See you tomorrow.

- Yeah, sweet dreams.
- You too.

If you change your mind!

Hey!

Hi, sorry, I can't
get my internet to work,

can you help me?

They don't have internet here.

What do you need it for?

Oh, I promised to, uh, to
email Erik when I got here.

But wait, you Skyped me?

I Skyped you from my
phone, but I've literally

just run out of money on it.

Oh okay.

They have a place, uhm,
really close to here,

I can take you first
thing in the morning.

Yeah, okay, yeah, that works.

Where's Alice?

Oh, it's a, it's a long story.

She had to, she had to
go back to New York.

You're joking
she had to go back?

Yeah, she had to go
back for some work, and...

Why didn't you tell me?

You were on your way,
and I didn't have time.

But it's all good.

Okay.

Internet? Tomorrow morning?

- First thing.
- Thank you.

- Night, night.
- Night, night.

- Sleep well.
- Sleep well.

What's
the matter Erik?

Sorry guys.

Erik!

- Hello!
- Hi!

Hi! Are you okay?

Is everything all right?

Yes, I'm sorry, our
place didn't have internet!

Oh, okay.

Right, so how are
they, are they fun?

Yeah, I'm having
fun, it's actually only

David though, because Alice
had to go back home to work.

Wait, what?

Yeah, but
it's fine, actually,

it's, you know, I
never met her anyway.

Until yesterday.

No, she was
already gone when I got here.

Wait, was she ever there?

What, yes!

Right.

He's
with Alice, relax!

What do you mean,
he's with Alice, relax?

What?

Are you saying it would be
different if he was single?

That's
not what I meant.

What did you mean then, if,

because he has a girlfriend
now I should be thankful.

No, I just meant
that you don't have to worry.

I'm not worried, I,
why would I be worried?

You
wouldn't. Never mind.

You know what, have fun
with him, I'll, I got to go.

You okay?

He was just so upset,

I really hope he gets better.

He's a big boy,
he'll figure it out.

I don't know, I mean...

He doesn't like being
alone, and he gets

very dependent, and
then I feel bad because

I get frustrated.

Wow, you drank that faster
than me, I'm impressed.

Yeah.

How did you and
Erik meet again?

Why?

I don't know, I mean it's just

so...

Random.

I didn't say random.

You meant random.

We met the same day his...

The same day as?

It's a long story,
we needed each other.

Hey you up?

Good morning!

Oh, wow, look at this!

Yeah, that's what
happens, you know.

- Yeah.
- Hey.

What oh!

Hey, you want to
eat in the garden?

So, there's a but in
there? It's a but?

What do you mean?

What you would make it.

I, I, well...

So what was this?
I've forgotten.

Fika.

Close your eyes.

Why?

Please.

What is it?

I made it for you.

You made it?

Thank you.

Hello.

Hey, hey!

Hey,
I'm still at work.

Oh, yeah, right, uh...

So there's, there's
a blackout here.

Would you be okay
being alone

For a bit more?
I'm home soon.

Yeah. Yeah right.

Okay.

So, when, when are you...

I know
it's Christmas,

it's only for a few
more hours okay?

Oh, okay.

Okay, I'll see you home.

Yeah,
I'll see you soon.

See you soon.

Good morning!

Hey!

Hey, how are you?

Come on in, the
door doesn't lock.

- Oh, shit.
- Ya.

- Hi, sorry.
- Oh, hey,

do you want me to step out?

No, no, no, could
you hand me the T-shirt?

- If you can see it.
- My hands are a little tied up.

I won't look, I promise, hand.

How'd you sleep?

I slept really good.

Oh great!

Great
actually and you?

Good, although
I was up at 4 a.m.

which is a bit annoying.

Why?

I have no idea, but
went for a bike ride,

which was pretty cool!

That's nice!

Can't wait to show
you around this place.

You didn't have to
make me breakfast.

I didn't make it, I
just got it from the buffet.

That's the cutest.

There you go.

They don't let you take
it to the room though.

I just told them you
were sick and stuck in bed.

Is it good coffee?

Strong.

It's not good coffee, is it?

Yeah, I'm going
to put that down.

Pineapple is my favorite.

- It is?
- Hmmmm.

Did you know?

No, but now I do.

- That is some good pineapple.
- Hmmmm.

It's amazing.

Hey!

Come on!

Ah, I don't want to get out,
it's like a bath, so warm.

Let's get going.

We've been here for ages.

- All right.
- Yeah?

We can go to
see him.

We have to
go meet him, come on.

We'll look around
a little bit first.

No, I mean, if we go
now, we get closer today,

and then we can meet him sooner.

Cool. Sure.

- Yeah?
- Yeah!

- See, I'm easy going.
- Thank you!

No problem, you wanna go now?

Yeah.

I want to swim
some more.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, you ass!

Thank you.

Hey, want to wait
here with the bags,

and I'll go and check us in?

Hey, listen, they've only
got one single bed available.

Everything else is taken, so...

Oh.

I get it, I won't
say anything to Erik,

I won't say we shared a bed,
I don't want to make your

situation worse. Is
that gonna be okay?

- Yeah.
- It's really cheap.

- Yeah.
- You want me to get your bag?

I'm good, thank you.

Okay.

I haven't slept on a single
bed since I was like 14.

And I give you full permission
to kick me if I snore.

I might.

It's in Thai.

So, would you like me on your
right side, your left side,

or on top?

You're a feisty little
thing these days aren't you?

So tired.

Let me get the light.

Oh, sorry.

Do you want
anything to drink?

I'm good, thank you.

Sweet dreams.

You too.

Sorry.

Can we go somewhere
fancy tonight?

Yes, I'm dying to
have some real food,

I'm just done with
the Thai food okay?

I know everyone loves it,
I need some western food.

So, a place we could
have gone to in the States?

Precisely, I know
just the place.

I'm so happy to be out of New
York, that rat race, it's...

I hear
you. I needed this.

Do you find that like,

you start becoming who
everyone wants you to be,

and being here just like,

like realigns you with
who you really are?

I mean that sounds really
hippiedippie, but, like...

No, but you're right though.

I mean, I don't know how many
personas I have in New York

but it's quite a few.

Well, I like the one
I'm seeing right now.

If it's the real one.

You never know.

Thank you, you know what,
I've been thinking a lot

about our habitat trip lately.

- Me too!
- Really?

Yeah.

That's pretty special.

Do you speak to any of them?

No, not really.

I actually, I
heard from Derek.

He's getting married.

Actually in fact, most of
them are getting married,

and they're not even 30,
and I'm like, what are

you wasting your life for,

marriage is such
a waste of time.

I'm going to be the one
guy with three cats,

who is single forever.

I kind
of like the cat guy.

I think he should stay.

You're the only person
who actually likes it.

Why are you saying that,
I'm sure that's not true.

You were so
different on that trip.

In what way?

I guess when you met Brian,
you just didn't want to

hang out with anyone
and you just

No, I met Tom
first, Brian was in college.

Brian, Tom, Kevin,
Charlie, Robert.

You just, your life became
about them and nobody else.

And I feel like, you know,
they dampened your light

a little bit.

That's sweet.

It's not like I'm dating guys
like that anymore, anyway.

Okay.

Erik is not like that.

He's patient and sweet,
caring, supportive.

Good.

No, don't hang
up on me, don't.

Do you know
how to get there, yeah?

Yeah, I'll be there.

Okay, we'll
be at the entrance.

At the entrance, okay.

So, where are you now, exactly?

Uhm, I'm in our
bungalow, just hanging out.

Wait, you're
staying together?

Are you?

We just had
to sleep somewhere, okay?

It was late, and there was
only a single room left,

and we just...

A single room, what,
are you sleeping together?

We just slept,
stop worrying, please!

Let's meet tomorrow
and talk then instead.

Talk about what?

Look, I need to be
able to have some alone time.

You're not
alone, you're with David.

I'm the one who's left alone,
I bought these tickets for us.

I know you did.

Look, I know
that, I didn't mean for you

to take care of everything.
I'm doing the best I can.

Erik, please,
listen, let's meet tomorrow,

at the market, we'll talk then.

No, you can talk
to me, I'm right here.

No, no, I got to go.

I'm right here
talk to me, Joanna?

Yeah, I want to pass time
and read all the books.

There's something
about you and books.

So beautiful.

You think? Thank you.

Yeah, I could live here.

Erik, come.

Where are you going?

Come here.

What? What is it?

I wanna
ask you something.

Okay.

Do you want to
move in with me?

Are you serious?

Yeah, I mean, you're
there all the time anyway.

Yeah.

And I know I'm so
picky with my design,

and my styling, but I
promise you can have a say.

And we can move
things around and...

Oh, no, I love
your Asian design,

and all that stuff you
add to make it nice.

It's our place!

Hi, just those and the sarong.

Blue one?

Blue one's good?

Blue one?

Thank you.

Thank you.

So
anywhere around here?

Yeah, I mean, I
guess this is it.

You remember what he
looks like, right?

Yup.

There you are, just
walk with me for a bit.

- Wait, what?
- Please, please

just walk with me
for a second.

- Are you okay?
- No, no, I'm fine

I'm just hiding
from somebody.

Who are you hiding from?

Okay, you see that
guy right behind you?

No, no, no, no, no,
don't look so obviously!

Just slowly look back, the
Asian guy right behind you.

That describes
everyone I'm looking at.

Oh shit, he's coming,
this is so bad, so bad.

Why are
you hiding from him?

Oh, we had like, two
beers, and then we made out

and then suddenly, he's all
like oh, shit, we have to go.

We have to go, come on, please!

Wait, I need to stay
near the entrance.

Which entrance?

What do you
mean, which entrance?

There's like 7,000
entrances to this thing.

Minimum, maybe
8,000, I don't know.

- You serious?
- Yeah!

Oh my god we have to go!
Come on!

I just don't know where he
could be, he should be here!

All I know is that
I'm bloody starving.

Why don't you just go
off and get us something?

This place is
crawling with food.

All right do
you want anything?

I'll wait here.

Okay don't wander off.

- No, I won't!
- All right, see you in a bit.

See you.

Ah, I think
we're in the clear.

I think we lost him.

- Yeah?
- God, it's ridiculous.

So what brings you
to the Night Market,

are you looking for
something in particular?

Or just browsing?

No, well yes, I was.

I'm supposed to
meet somebody here.

Why are we sitting here?

Well, I've got to thank
you for keeping me company,

and serving as my bodyguard.

You've done, a really good job.

I'm not very good
company right now.

Hey, I don't think you
can be the judge of that.

Well, I'm not meeting
my friends for hours,

do you want to look
around or something?

- Uhm...
- Yeah, let's look around.

What's your name by the way?

Erik.

Erik, well I'm Miranda.

Put it here, ready?

- What?
- Let's go!

These are kind of cool.

Yeah, Joanna would love these.

Who's Joanna?

That someone I was
supposed to meet tonight.

Oh, Joanna's her name.

Joanna!

Joanna!

Yo hoo!

Yeah, I don't think she's
here, she's a goner.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Hey, you know what you need?

What?

You need to meet my friends.

- Yeah?
- You would totally love them.

You would fit right
in with them actually.

Oh my God.

You know what before we
go to Malaysia we're going

to the Jomtien Beach Party.

Have you heard of it?

Jomtien Beach Party? No.

Oh my God, it is the best
time, the locals are so much fun.

Thank you.

It's just not like
him, I hope he's okay.

I'm sure he's okay.

You don't know that though.

Look, I think we should
give it a couple of

more minutes, and then we
should get out of here.

Maybe he couldn't make it.

I could check my email I guess.

Mm, this is fucking
amazing, you have to try it.

Ah, yeah, you don't eat prawns.

You want to go look over there?

Yeah, sure.

Nope, it is vegetable
with fried rice,

and if you don't like this
I'm personally kicking you

out of Thailand.

You didn't have to do that.

Do what?

How much was it?

Oh, no, no, no,
don't be ridiculous.

It's fine.

Why are you taking care of me?

Oh, I'm not like,
I'm not hitting on you,

if that's what you think.

No, of course not.

It's not what I meant.

Hey, come on, he's,
it's gonna be fine.

Yeah but I mean,
even if he's okay,

it's not okay though. Who just
doesn't show up like that?

Isn't this what
you wanted though?

What do you mean?

Yeah, Erik needs
some time on his own.

Time to explore and you
need some alone time.

Yeah, maybe, I don't know.

Look, I get it,
you're worried.

But he's going to be
fine, he's a grown man,

he can take care of himself.

Yeah, I guess.

You should to look
after yourself for once.

We need more rum,
I will be right back.

You wanna get a drink?

- Yes.
- You need a drink.

I've got a bar
with your name on it.

Bar Joanna?

Yeah.

Erik! Hey, hey Erik!

Hey, where are you going?

I need to find a hostel.

- A hostel?
- Yeah.

Do you want to
stay with us tonight?

We have like three extra
beds, it's like totally cheap.

Well, I mean it's not totally
free, but it's pretty cheap.

Do you want to, it's really
close we can get a cab.

If there's one.

I can't get a
cab, I have a scooter.

You've got a scooter,
give me the keys dude!

No, I'm a great driver
I promise, okay.

- All right.
- Yes, yes!

Oh, here they are.

That's your friends?

Yup.

Come on, let's go.

Hey wait, remember
that guy on the ferry,

he said like you can just
pop them open together?

Do, do you want to do it?

- I mean, I'll try.
- Yeah, try.

It's worth a try right?

Oh my God,
I love you so much!

I got it all over my legs.

- What's up guys?
- Hi!

Have you
seen the bottle opener?

Yes.

- Oh, I knew it!
- Where?

I've had it in my bag all day.

- No way!
- I'm so sorry!

- I'm going to kill you!
- I'm so sorry!

I've been
looking for, everywhere!

You guys are like animals.

Oh, hi, Jamie.

Hi, Erik.

I'm Cecile.

Hi Cecile.

He needed a place
to crash tonight,

so I said he could
crash with us.

- That's nice!
- Welcome.

Thank you.

Where's
the bottle opener?

I have it, it's not
going to go to you anymore.

Really, had to
really regret that, yeah.

It's so funny how
we met, you know.

How we could have just
missed each other.

- Alignment.
- Yeah, I know, that's crazy.

Synchronicity.

There's people
that believe in it,

and people that don't but
there's no way that it's

just a coincidence.

So, what brought you here?

Ah, well Joanna really
wanted to go, and,

and here I am.

- Yeah!
- Yup, you are.

No, we spoke
about it for so long,

she was so surprised when I
actually got her the ticket.

Well, hey, you're not
just a talker anymore.

I was never a talker.

So what about you, Jamie?

I had to get away from
my family for a little bit.

There were some moral
differences.

Hit the road.

Oh well, thanks for having
me, thanks for picking me up.

Thanks for the ride.

Hello!

Jamie and Cecile are waiting,
we're going to the jungle.

You in, or do you
want to stay here all alone?

I'll come.

Okay great!

Hi!

Hey, sorry, I had
to find a computer.

- That's okay.
- Oh, okay.

For what?

Any luck?

He emailed me.

And?

And apparently he ran
into some backpackers

and he said to meet later.

So he made some new
friends, that's great!

I guess.

Look, at least
you know he's okay.

Have some of this. It'll
make you feel better.

It can't hurt at this point.

Uhm, I want to take
you to this place.

It's really beautiful.

Is it far?

No. Not really.

Okay, sure.

I'm in a fucking jungle
with Swedish tourists.

Oh, sorry, forgot!

Why not explore
a country when you pay

so much money and
time to get there?

Oh no!
Erik! Erik!

Bye, bye!

It's safe, right?

Yeah, it's safe.

You see, 10 years
ago I could have never,

ever have imagined, that
would be standing here,

looking at this view, with you.

Thank you for bringing me here.

My pleasure.

Ah, we found it!

Okay.

To us!

First
night in the jungle!

First night in the
jungle, bottoms up.

So you
saw them together?

Yeah, they looked so happy.

So in love, kissing,
holding hands.

I know they slept together.

She told you?

Well, she's yeah.

She didn't say they slept
together, she said they,

something about only one
single bed or something.

Oh, but that's just
temporary attraction,

it doesn't mean anything. She
probably still loves you.

No, that's the thing,
I don't think she does.

She, I'm not who
she wanted me to be,

that guy full of energy, you
know, aiming for the stars.

Yeah, no, but it's like
the longest we've been away

from each other.

She thought it might be good
for us, so I guess I'll,

I guess I'll just
give her that, right?

Well, it's good,
missing somebody, right?

Yeah, but I always
miss her, even if she was

gone for an hour.

Well, that's sad.

Yo, that is messed up!

How long have yo been together?

Eh, five years.

You
remember the date?

It's the, the same
day my sister died.

Were you guys close?

Yeah, we moved to
New York together,

and she was the one
that took care of me.

So what did you do?

Nothing, I'll met Joanna
right after, like the same day.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Well, you're here now, so.

Yes!
That is something.

- Is that how you say it?
- Think I know that one.

Cheers, you
got to get that one right.

I'll never
be too old for a swing.

I'll never be
too old to be a swinger.

It keeps it interesting.

Oh, that's
awful, that's awful!

Sharing is caring.

Oh, God!

What did you mean before
at the restaurant?

What are you referring to?

We were talking about
Erik and you said something

what was it again.

I actually don't remember, I
might've been a little drunk.

Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, you were.

But you were saying
something about Erik being

like my exes or something?

I didn't say that!

Okay, so what
did you say then?

It's not important.

It is to me.

What I meant is none
of the guys you're with,

it's always the same.

Here, what I'm trying to say is,

you don't need an
anchor holding you down.

Do you think we
can ride the elephants?

Do you think they'd like that?

Who?

The elephants!

I never
thought about that.

So you've never
crawled before?

No.

I can show you a little crawl.

You can show me, I'll watch.

I'll hold your stomach,

and kick your legs, like a frog.

There you go!

What are
you writing about?

Uhm, life, I guess.

It's, uh...

I don't know, everything
I don't express verbally.

Uhm...

You don't have a title?

No, not really.

Isn't that sort of step
one in writing a book?

Can you read?

Can you read?

We can
name your book for you,

let's do it right here.

Yeah?

The lankiest dude alive.

Don't be mean.

- No, we love you.
- I'm just kidding.

Erik, do you want to dance?

No, I don't dance.

Want to dance,
you just winked me!

I think you want
to dance so bad!

I need to finish my beer!

Oh no, it's done!

Be careful!

She's so cute!

She is vicious
on the dance floor.

So, would Erik be your type?

Erik, no, he's great, I mean,

I love the shit
out of him, but...

But like?

No, not like that!

What about you? Huh?

You seem to be fond of him.

Fond, what are
you in a soap opera?

Taboo.

Yeah, I love the
shit out of him.

Oh, the easy road, huh?

It's going
to be so much fun!

Hey, thank you so much
for helping out today.

My personal trainer.

It was my pleasure.

I'm hurting, man.

You, okay,
you want to sit down here

and have a professional
look at it?

I'm so sore, I
must have tensed up.

Come here.

Let me have a look.

It's
this one right here.

Hmm, it's your
lower neck muscle.

That's what it's called?

It's actually called
the muscular trapezius.

- Whoa.
- I think you're making that up.

No, I'm not, I know
my muscles very well.

Yeah?

- Sorry, all right.
- Sorry, I got it.

There you
go, wow, you're tight.

Don't stop.

I bet this place
is really expensive,

and they're going to
try to rip us off.

Yeah, I'm not buying
anything so it's okay.

Hey mate, how
much is this table?

No, no, no.

Price? For this?

No, no, no.

So it's not for sale?

Don't worry about it.

I wish they'd learn to
speak some bloody English,

I might actually buy something
if I knew how much it cost,

you know what I mean?

Hey.

Hey.

I brought
you some fruit.

Thank you.

Do you want to try
it, do you want me to

just give you a little?
- No, I'll just have some later.

All right, then I'd
have to help myself then.

That might be the best pineapple
I've ever had, try some.

- Come on!
- No, I'm good thank you.

Tastes like an
orgasm in my mouth right now.

Oh good.

What are you doing?

Uh, I'm just getting
some work done.

I've got a better idea.

Why don't you put that down.

No, no, please.

And I can entertain
you a little bit.

I've got this dance,
it's really good.

It's basically Chippendales
with Cirque du Soleil,

and a bit of Starlight Express,
I can do it in the room.

No, thank you.

What, you don't
want to see my dance?

I'm good.

You are the first person to
turn me down, I'm devastated.

I'm sorry, I just have to
do this for a little while.

Hey.

You're beautiful.

Thank, thanks.

I'm sorry.

You wanna go for a walk?

I really don't feel like it.

Okay.

You can go and I'll stay.

All right, well,
I'll see you later?

Sure.

I hope your work
goes well, all right.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Are you guys swimming?

You guys, I didn't
bring anything.

What would you need?

Come on!

It's warmer here, right?

Back home it makes
your balls shrink.

Yeah, yeah, the
water is pretty nice.

Come on.

What?

Come on.

Jamie, let's stay
here, they want to talk.

Hey, what's up, what is it?

Nothing.

Nothing?

That's all.

What did you do that for?

Now you don't have
to be mad at Joanna.

Okay.

All right, let's go.

So, what will
you miss most about Thailand?

Uhm, I'll miss walking
with sand under my feet.

Uhm, having salt
water in my hair.

Mm, yeah, me too.

And the people.

Us?

No.

You're funny lately.

Lately, wait, was
I boring before?

No, you were just
accidentally funny.

Accidentally funny?

Like, you guys were
laughing at me?

Yeah, pretty much.

You know, I might miss
you if you go home.

I, I should just go to sleep.

Uhm...

Uhm, I could keep you company?

Okay, can we
just sleep though?

Can't these
people be somewhere else?

You're in their
country, you know.

I just want to be
on a deserted beach.

Why do you think you're
entitled to everything?

I don't.

I just think they
should be thankful we're

in their country spending money.

If they didn't have tourists
they'd probably die.

Oh,hello.Hi!

Look at your little
bucket, it's so cute!

You're broody! Aren't you?

You do know I am
top level sperm.

I could probably pop

one out if you'd like.
- Stop. Stop.

They'd pay good
money for mine.

Seriously, why do you want to
have a kid all of a sudden.

It's so not like you.

I think I need to leave.

What?

I was just joking.

Joanna! Joanna!

I don't know why you
still feel so guilty.

Jesus, you're like a kid.

So, I'm the kid?

I don't feel guilty,

it's just not like him
to be so out of touch.

If you want to be with Erik,
why are you here with me?

Not now, David.

Erik is fine.

Listen, Erik was with a
girl at the Night Market.

I saw him, okay, I saw them.

Is this some kind of joke?

No, I saw him, I
don't know who she was.

Did you talk to him?

No, I didn't even know
it was him at first,

he looked different,
he looked happy.

And you didn't tell me.

I was trying to protect
you, I was, you wanted space,

I gave you space.

Are you fucking kidding me?

No, I'm not!

I don't know what
you want from me,

I'm trying to do
everything I can by you.

Yeah, apart from being honest?

Was this all part of
your little plan to get

me to be with you?

Wait, what are you
talking about, little plan?

I didn't have a little
plan, you wanted this.

I wasn't panning on
your choices, I swear.

I wanted this?

Yes, you wanted this! Remember?

Do you remember, you came to me!

I like you.

Can't you see that?

I'd love for you to stay.

I'm not gonna be your
girlfriend, you know.

Oh, you're not going to be
anyone's girlfriend, right?

But really, we're cool right?

Yeah.

We're good?

- We're good.
- Good.

I mean, we both needed
someone in the moment, I know.

Wait, what do you mean?

Yeah, I mean, I
needed somebody, you needed

someone, it's just,
that's what it was, right?

No, no, no, I didn't
really need shit.

What do you mean
needed somebody?

Why are you so upset?

No, I'm not upset,
I'm just, like,

you need to stop needing people.

I need to
stop needing people?

Yeah, it's like, I don't
think it's good for you anymore.

You can't, you can't
just say that I'm

some sort of comfort,
like what is that?

Well, it doesn't matter
what I think it was.

No, of course it matters
what you think it is.

I should have seen this coming.

No, stop, what do you
say, what do you mean?

No, no I, no I just
like fucked everything up,

I'm sorry, I thought you were
on the right track, and then...

Wait, what do you
mean the right track?

I, I'm sick and tired
of people complaining

about who I'm not, just
let me be who I am, okay?

It's not about being
on the right track.

Well, then who are you,
what are you gonna be?

I don't know what
I'm going to be,

I don't, stop changing me, okay!

Where are you going?

This whole thing is my fault.

It's nobody's fault.

Joanna, you don't have to go.

I knew this was a stupid idea.

Me falling for a friend
that's really, really stupid.

You know what, if you want
to go see your boyfriend

and his new girlfriend, go
for it, it's, it's fine.

Why are
you being mean?

I'm, I'm not actually, I'm
just being completely honest.

Yeah,
like you were before?

I don't give much
for your honesty.

I actually was
protecting you, but...

Yeah, you
were protecting me?

Yeah!

That's
bullshit, and you know it.

You wanted it too, what...

If you want to go see him,

he's going to be at the
Jomtien Party tonight.

How do you know?

He doesn't
want to be alone.

He's with the girl.

Just go, it's fine,
have a good time.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Okay, so I think you
might be a burlesque dancer.

Okay no, one
more you're gonna get it.

One more, okay, I'm
gonna get it, okay.

Ah, ah, it's so hard.

Oh, Swedish chef?

That's a bit stereotype.

You know we don't
talk like that, right.

No, I don't know, I haven't
heard you speak Swedish.

- Okay, so just tell me then.
- I'm a writer.

- Right.
- So that's what it is!

I'm glad we decided to meet.

Me too, you're feeling better?

I wanted
to ask you something.

Okay.

Hey you can't
be here this late!

- Shit.
- We can't be here?

No, it's too late,
we might get a ticket.

Oh, okay.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry I yelled.

Oh, uhm, you know what,
I'm kind of glad you did.

You okay?

Very, you?

Yup, always, always good.

Come on, guys,
look, look at the view!

Stop it. This is insane, guys!

Awesome.

Let's watch the sunset, right?

, beer please.

Thank you man!
Thank you very much!

No, but it's great, like,
from what Cecile and Miranda's

been telling me, it's like,
a little bit more straight

forward here when you backpack,
and like, you, you just...

- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah, like?

You cut right to the chase.

You know, when
this moment comes?

You're a dolphin,
you're a dolphin!

Yeah! But after two hours when
you realize this is bullshit

and then it gives up, you
realize there's no way, I,

because I was driven out
by someone, I was left,

so they had to stay and
spend the whole night,

and of course,...

Pretty cool.

I would have freaked out.

I don't know actually,
I might have just,

I might have been into that.

Really?

Three years, yeah!

It's really cute.

Well, you're
all about extremes,

so that is kind of
down your alley.

It's true, balls to the walls.

I like a man who
calls me 53 times.

Excuse me guys.

I'm sorry, I should have
told you that I was coming.

No, it's okay.

Do you want to walk for a bit?

Our flight is the
day after tomorrow.

Yeah, I know.

So different seeing
you with these people.

Yeah, I guess it is different.

So, uhm,

that girl was your friend?

Miranda? Yeah.

How's David?

I left David.

I saw you at the Night Market.

Why didn't you come up to me?

I don't know, I couldn't.

I shouldn't have
left you, I'm sorry.

Where's your bracelet?

Can we go home
please, I need you.

I'm not, I'm not going
home Joanna, okay?

Are you
staying with her?

I'm just staying.

Please come home with me!

I'm not done traveling yet.

Where are you supposed to go?

I don't
know where I'm going.

You don't know
where you're going?

No, I don't know
where I'm going.

I can stay, we can travel,
we can, we can go to...

Joanna.

Just ask me and I'll stay.

Just ask me and I'll stay!

Hey, hey, are you okay?

Will she be okay?

Yeah, she'll be
fine, I have no doubt.

If you change your
mind, come and find us.

Okay, I might.