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Previously, on
"Super Pumped"...
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Boom! You just got Greyballed,
motherfucker!
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I-Is this legal?
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Are you an asshole?
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We wouldn't even
be here tonight
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If it wasn't for
Olivia Lungociu.
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What if we gave her
a taste of her own medicine?
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Spend a million dollars
to dig into her?
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How could you, Emil?
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I'm the one
who put you in here.
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I'm the one who can
take you out too.
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- What's going on?
- I yelled.
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Travis, you can't do that.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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I don't know what
the fuck's wrong with me.
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I don't know why I keep
doing that.
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Sometimes to get what you want,
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You got to give
what you want.
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There's no driver.
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We doing this?
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We sure as fuck are, man.
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Google rang me up.
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It's not good.
They're suing over Levandowski.
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You need to publish
this video.
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The world needs to see it.
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Opening theme music plays...
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*SUPER PUMPED THE BATTLE FOR UBER *
Season 01 Episode 16
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Episode Title: "Delete Uber"
Aired on: April 03, 2022.
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Hello, everyone.
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I understand Mr. Kalanick
is unable to join,
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but we know everything,
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And we have it all in here.
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So let's begin.
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"Force of Nature"
by Pearl Jam plays
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Understand she's a force
of nature
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Contraband hiding deep
inside her soul
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Exercising her will
to lose control
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These are just
and reasonable demands
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Of righteous people.
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A man considers himself small
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Right up until the moment
he bigs up.
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Atlas-style, Greek Titan,
bodybuilder.
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Both motherfuckers apply.
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Inspiration from the back
of a comic book
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Is not far off
in this particular case.
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Can you believe this asshole?
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The case of Dan O'Sullivan.
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Chicago nobody
versus the world.
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...so much
unrealized potential.
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This American carnage
stops right here
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And stops right now.
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Maybe we should turn this off,
you know,
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Keep politics out of the office,
like they said?
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CEO is on Trump's
economic council.
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He brought politics
to the office
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and dumped them
like a colostomy bag
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right in the middle
of the office.
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You're obsessed, man.
And a little gross.
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Pretty sure we're all
obsessed, or should be.
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You didn't get enough blow back
from your company-wide email
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About TK
signing on with Trump?
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I mean, that had to get HR
all up in your face.
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My face is fine.
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You told me you got called
into the office...
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I said it went fine.
Travis is sucking the ass
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Of a fake fucking
billionaire.
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Worry about what's ending up
on his face,
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And I'll worry
about him firing me.
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We've got to turn
this sentiment around.
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No. I don't believe that.
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I don't see it. That's not fair.
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It's also wrong, by the way.
But mostly it's unfair.
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You agreed to let us do
our thing and then report back.
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- You agreed.
- I changed my mind.
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- And I'm glad I did.
- We're not doing this
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With you here,
that's why it's an off site.
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Uber is not paying you
to collect all of my bad press
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like some pissed-off girlfriend
scrolling through our texts
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Trying to find the first time
I was mean to her.
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Actually, that's exactly
what they want, because this...
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Well, this says that people
don't like you.
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It says that you are
one dumb choice away
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from being a punchline
buried in the third graph
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Of a late-night monologue.
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And who is "they"
in your construct?
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I'm Uber, 'kay?
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And I don't see this.
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What I see is a mediocre
comms team that's...
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Oh, no.
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What are you doing?
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What is it?
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My girls.
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Do it outside.
Don't do it in my house.
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- Yeah, this is it, man.
- Heck, yeah.
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- Yeah, all right.
- Perfect.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, this is really fucked up.
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I don't know if you remember me,
you know, old faces, new faces.
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2010.
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- Thanks for all the work you do.
- You dropped the prices.
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I... I didn't drop the prices
on Black.
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You can have
the prices you want,
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But you choose to give
everybody a ride.
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Okay, no, here's the thing
about that.
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We can do Lux
in San Francisco.
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I got guys working on Lux
right now.
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That's gonna be 50 to 70%
more expensive.
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But people are not
trusting you anymore.
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You think people want to buy
black cars anymore?
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Nobody wants
to buy a black car.
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I lost $97,000
because of you.
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Yes. I'm bankrupt
because of you.
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Yes, come on. Yes.
You keep changing every day.
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- Hold on. Hold on a second.
- You keep changing every day.
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What have I changed about Black?
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- You changed the whole business.
- What?
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- You dropped the prices.
- That... not on Black.
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- No, that's bullshit. That...
- Yes. Yes, you did.
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No, I didn't.
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We are thrilled
to have you exclusive to Uber.
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- Twenty dollars a mile?
- Yeah.
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And the price for the rider
stays the same.
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We just appreciate
your loyalty.
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- That is bullshit. Bullshit!
- We're talking dollars per mile.
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- What is the mile now, $2.75?
- You know what?
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Some people just can't take
responsibility
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- For their own shit.
- I take responsibility.
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And they have to blame
everything in their life
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- On somebody else.
- You sent an email.
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- Come on, you sent an email...
- Good luck.
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Good luck to you, but I know
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- You're not gonna go far.
- Jesus, turn it off.
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This is really bad.
That's really bad.
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That's really bad.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! What is wrong with me?
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It's being picked up by Olivia.
It's on WSJ's site.
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Is anyone calling us
for comment?
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No.
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- That's not good.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Uh, Arianna?
Hi, it's, uh, Travis.
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Can you call me back?
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Um, look, actually,
can you just come get me?
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I'm...
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Never mind just, uh, call.
Thanks.
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This is Bonnie Kalanick.
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Please leave me a message,
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And I'll get back to you.
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Hi, Mom.
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Um, can you just
call me back?
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I, um... I'm not gonna...
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...be able
to make it up to the house.
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Things are complicated here.
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But if anyone calls you
about a video,
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Just hang up and call
Penny or Kelsey, okay?
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And don't watch it.
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I'm fixing this.
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I am.
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Some people just don't want
to take responsibility.
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I take responsibility.
You sent an email.
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They gotta blame everything
in their life on somebody else.
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- Bill.
- We have a problem.
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Yes. We do.
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I just spoke with Travis.
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He needs our support
with that bogus video
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of him and the driver.
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Can I count on the board?
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Well, I appreciate you
reaching out
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To get ourselves
aligned on this.
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This is a-a bad situation
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On top of a lot
of bad choices, Arianna.
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He's surrounded
by the wrong people.
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Well, I'd love to,
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but we make the wrong move
in response,
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It's gonna look
like panic.
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It was lovely
to chat with you.
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I'm confident we will
find a solution.
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No, ma'am.
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It's always my pleasure
speaking with you on the phone.
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This video is data.
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And you're the data guy, right?
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So tell me where the lie is.
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Now tell me, what part
of what you said isn't true?
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You can't, can you?
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- No.
- No.
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And what's our valuation
right now?
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Sixty-nine billion.
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What was it when you started
with Ryan and Garrett?
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- One point six million.
- It was.
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That's one point six.
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That's a dick lint number.
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And who did that?
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Which guy on the screen?
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That guy wouldn't have a job
if it weren't for that guy.
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Okay?
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You didn't tell him
to make the choices he made.
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You gave him opportunity.
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The most American thing ever.
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Fly the flag,
salute the fireworks,
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Baseball and hot dogs.
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That's you.
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Apple fucking pie, right?
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And we don't outsource
the work either.
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I'm not Tim fucking Cook,
sending jobs off to China.
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And we're a global brand.
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But we create jobs locally,
globally.
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Damn fucking straight.
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Fuck what people
say about you.
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The only things that count
are revenue and riders.
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We got to get Levandowski to get
us those driver less cars sooner.
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What'd he say it's gonna be?
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- Two years.
- Yeah, no.
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You gotta tell him 18 months.
That is what we need.
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Driver less cars in 18 months.
It's cheaper. It's faster.
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It's safer.
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Cutting edge, man.
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No more of these wars
with fucking drivers.
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Hey, we're gonna get you
through this.
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And then you're gonna keep
changing the world.
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Yeah. Hell, yeah.
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What?
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"Are you okay?"
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"I'm so sorry
you're going through this."
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"He's an asshole."
I've got a lot of those.
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A lot of "Dump his ass," too.
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People asking me if it was
taken before we met,
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Which of course,
they know it wasn't.
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They just, I don't know,
want me to make them feel like
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they can comfort
the sad girl
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Who was stupid enough
to believe you.
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People are mad at me
'cause of the video,
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And they're taking it out
on you. That's all.
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No, they saw you
in the back of a car
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with a couple of miniskirts
and heels,
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And they think that
you're cheating on me.
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But you know it's not that.
It's just I need to be seen...
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That's the problem.
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You think that you need
to be seen.
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You know, my uncle used
to watch these infomercials,
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This real estate scam course.
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"How to Make Money Now."
This guy named Tom Vu.
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He always had six bikini models
either side of him on a yacht.
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Uncle lost a lot of money
to that scammer.
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And I laughed at him.
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And now I am living with Tom Vu,
and everybody else...
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- What...
- ...is laughing at me.
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What do you want me to say?
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I want you to give me
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Some sort of reason to stay.
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'Cause being with you
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Is making me feel
ugly and awful.
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00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:13,277
Sorry, just...
251
00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:17,724
Fuck.
252
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:22,988
Forget it.
253
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,821
I'm moving out in the morning.
254
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,256
You're gonna move out on me
255
00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:30,545
in the middle of the worst
crisis of my career
256
00:12:30,629 --> 00:12:34,497
Because of a video with me
and some fully clothed women?
257
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:42,598
I'm sorry, it's just sometimes
it's so clear that you're 24.
258
00:12:51,618 --> 00:12:53,536
Gabi dumped me.
259
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:59,753
What's the plan for Uber?
260
00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:04,232
I want to bring someone in
to help with culture.
261
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,456
You just said "culture"
without making a face.
262
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,499
Yeah, I made it on the inside.
263
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,833
You want me to do it?
264
00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:14,948
You said you would before.
265
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,382
You know me.
266
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,759
You know how to fix things
without making them worse.
267
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,865
I just need a list
of shit to do,
268
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:23,857
and then I'll do that shit,
269
00:13:23,942 --> 00:13:25,266
And then people can stop
freaking out.
270
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,435
Maybe start with not yelling
at your drivers,
271
00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:29,437
Especially the ones
with dashcams.
272
00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:31,833
That's what you got for me?
273
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,903
If I come,
it has to be real.
274
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:38,613
You pay me as a consultant,
and you give me complete access.
275
00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:41,993
You take the changes seriously.
276
00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:46,162
Nah, it's a dumb idea.
277
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:48,289
You investigating me?
Be too weird.
278
00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:49,790
You like me too much.
279
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:54,505
Yeah, you're probably right.
280
00:13:54,645 --> 00:13:56,756
I'll stick with the bio tech
cancer drug thing.
281
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,008
Not a good idea for the CEO
to take time off
282
00:13:59,092 --> 00:14:01,993
To investigate another company.
283
00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:03,554
You good, though?
284
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:04,847
I want you to be good.
285
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,473
I'd be better
if you made me whole.
286
00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:12,188
Why don't you just give me
a fucking number,
287
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:13,856
So we can stop
having this conversation?
288
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,107
A hundred million.
289
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:16,234
There.
290
00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:18,069
Now you have a number.
291
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,613
Okay.
292
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,114
Let me see
what I can figure out.
293
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:23,403
Nothing to figure.
294
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,919
We both know what I contributed
is worth way more than that.
295
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,501
Meanwhile, hire someone.
296
00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:36,671
Do something to take back
control of the narrative
297
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,911
Before it eats you.
298
00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:45,805
We just need to pull Uber
over to pit row,
299
00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:48,474
Get it fixed up,
back out there fast.
300
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,851
We do this internally.
We do it this weekend.
301
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:54,188
Any attempt to self-diagnose
will be met with ridicule.
302
00:14:54,272 --> 00:14:55,966
By everybody, myself included.
303
00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:59,025
We need... someone trustworthy
to come in.
304
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,361
You're on board?
305
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:04,323
Only if Travis agrees to listen
to every recommendation.
306
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,492
Wait, hold on.
307
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,704
Is this investigation
theater or for real?
308
00:15:09,788 --> 00:15:12,623
Amateurs love the profits,
hate the process.
309
00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:13,833
We need a new story.
310
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,501
We need you guys
to get it out there
311
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:16,711
that we're taking this
seriously,
312
00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,254
and we're making changes.
313
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,672
I feel like I'm going crazy.
314
00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:21,924
Are we taking this seriously
and making changes?
315
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,857
Yes. Legit. We need somebody
with gravitas.
316
00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:27,221
That is how strongly
I believe in this, okay?
317
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,889
Now when you were
at the White House,
318
00:15:28,973 --> 00:15:33,060
Who scared the shit out of you
that wasn't named Obama?
319
00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:34,103
Eric Holder.
320
00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:35,354
There you go. Perfect.
321
00:15:35,438 --> 00:15:37,398
- Get him. He's a lawyer, right?
- No, no, no.
322
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,650
That guy's a laser-focused
wrecking ball, Travis.
323
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,612
Exactly. People know his name.
He inspires fear.
324
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:44,071
Are you telling me
that you can't sell
325
00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,949
"Uber investigated
by Eric Holder" to the press?
326
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:47,992
We can sell it.
327
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:50,202
It's just once you put
a force like this in motion,
328
00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:51,579
It might not go
the way you think.
329
00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,289
Oh, not worried about that.
330
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:55,753
I can work him.
331
00:15:58,795 --> 00:16:01,631
I can! He should be here
and hired already.
332
00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:04,050
Come on. Let's fix this.
333
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,384
Percussive beat
334
00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:08,429
I'm establishing
new vetting measures
335
00:16:08,513 --> 00:16:12,391
to keep radical
Islamic terrorists
336
00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:15,880
Out of the United States
of America.
337
00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:17,622
We don't want them here.
338
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,531
All the cabs are refusing
to work and our app shows
339
00:16:27,615 --> 00:16:28,959
at minimum 60-minute wait
340
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:31,077
For JFK Terminals
three through six.
341
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:33,788
Surge pricing is at
four times the normal cost.
342
00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:35,790
At some point
people will just take...
343
00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:37,583
What? The train?
344
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,127
Have you ever taken a train
to JFK?
345
00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:41,837
No. Nobody has.
346
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:44,911
How many rides you think
we're losing to this?
347
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,595
Turn off surge pricing.
348
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,306
Push "notify everyone
in the area."
349
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,913
We stand with our passengers.
350
00:16:59,314 --> 00:17:00,815
Our man, Dan.
351
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,067
This particular
Chicago-based punk
352
00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:05,778
is about to scream
"I want to be anarchy"
353
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,613
Right into Uber's face.
354
00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:16,580
It's one man
and a motherfucking microphone.
355
00:17:16,664 --> 00:17:18,874
And in this case,
356
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,085
That microphone is Twitter.
357
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:31,958
Guy hits send.
358
00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:33,889
Guy thinks nothing'll happen.
359
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:36,767
What good can
140 characters do?
360
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:38,477
But sometimes...
361
00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:41,814
Sometimes this shit
hits like nitrate.
362
00:17:41,898 --> 00:17:46,637
Just the right thing
at just the right time.
363
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:51,407
Who the hell told them to stop
surge pricing in New York?
364
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,063
Okay, you seem a little bit...
365
00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:55,485
I seem what? Furious?
366
00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:57,603
Because in the face
of the Muslim ban,
367
00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:01,100
which affects taxi drivers,
and, yes, our drivers,
368
00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:05,494
Someone in New York ops
decided to play strikebreaker?
369
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:06,756
No one broke any strikes.
That's not what happened.
370
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,550
Did you fucking authorize
dropping the surge pricing?
371
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,969
Maybe you or someone else
372
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:15,181
thought it might seem
magnanimous
373
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:16,599
not to charge people more.
374
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,851
But if you thought about it
for one fucking second...
375
00:18:18,935 --> 00:18:20,811
I didn't authorize shit.
376
00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:22,563
I didn't send the tweet.
377
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,274
Okay, then fire
whoever the fuck did.
378
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,692
So we should be gouging people?
379
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,527
We should be profiting
off this protest?
380
00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:31,530
To avoid being racist, yeah.
381
00:18:31,614 --> 00:18:34,700
Wasn't this just Uber
offering people a way to support
382
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,619
the striking taxi drivers
383
00:18:36,703 --> 00:18:39,288
So they wouldn't have to cross
a protest line?
384
00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:40,581
Don't spin me.
385
00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:43,876
The company took
the opportunity to book rides.
386
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,587
You don't fucking think,
Travis.
387
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:50,633
I'm gonna treat you
like a driver right now.
388
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:52,843
Like one of those drivers
that I signed
389
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:55,513
By telling them how to go about
making their lives better.
390
00:18:55,597 --> 00:18:57,264
And I'm gonna tell you
what's fucking best for you
391
00:18:57,348 --> 00:19:00,601
And what's best for the United
fucking States of America.
392
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,269
So now you're speaking
for the whole country.
393
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:05,689
Exactly. And you need
to actually take responsibility.
394
00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,107
More than running my company?
395
00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:09,693
Quit the president's
economic council.
396
00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:11,529
Distance yourself.
397
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,823
The majority of our drivers
are immigrants,
398
00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:16,575
Not just in this country,
which you know.
399
00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,744
You just went viral
for berating one.
400
00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:20,871
Okay, look, you don't like
the president.
401
00:19:20,955 --> 00:19:22,581
Guess what? Neither do I.
402
00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:24,667
The difference is,
you're gonna complain about it.
403
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:26,001
I'm gonna walk
into the White House
404
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:28,671
And have influence,
and protect what we built.
405
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:30,965
What you're doing
is dicking around.
406
00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:33,175
You need to start listening
to the people here.
407
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,636
You know, the people that helped
you build this company.
408
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,847
Because the people here,
they hate him.
409
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:42,913
And they are starting
to really hate you.
410
00:20:01,829 --> 00:20:04,457
Vocalist sings indistinctly
411
00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:14,758
Eric Himpton Holder, Jr.
412
00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:18,137
First Black attorney general
of these United States,
413
00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:21,599
shoulder to shoulder
with B. Hussein Obama
414
00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:23,225
Through the best
and worst of it.
415
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,798
But if you think
he's riding shotgun
416
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:28,427
For one side or the other,
no, sir.
417
00:20:28,512 --> 00:20:30,982
This gentleman was first made
a federal judge
418
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,888
By none other than
handsome Ron Reagan himself.
419
00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:36,530
And, no, I ain't gonna swear
in front of him
420
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:37,907
Because I have respect.
421
00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:41,224
Maybe even a little fear.
422
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,287
And so should you.
423
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,209
Mr. Holder.
424
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:50,085
Mr. Kalanick.
425
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,837
How's San Francisco
treating you?
426
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,047
You know what?
427
00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:56,013
We have got to get you
in to Arianna and Robin.
428
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:58,260
Actually, you let me know
what you want to eat.
429
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,054
I'll make the calls.
430
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:05,059
Travis, we will talk
at the end of this process.
431
00:21:05,143 --> 00:21:07,512
Before that, if you see me,
432
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,264
Say hi, and that's it.
433
00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:11,334
I don't work for you.
434
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,356
You are not my client.
435
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:15,109
Uber is my client.
436
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,738
That's one and the same.
437
00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:20,032
See, now, that's why
we shouldn't be talking,
438
00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:21,700
because you might
say something like that,
439
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,953
And then I might
have to write it down.
440
00:21:24,037 --> 00:21:29,273
For this to work, you can have
no control over what I find out.
441
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:34,171
You let me know
about those reservations.
442
00:21:34,255 --> 00:21:35,631
President Trump's travel
443
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:37,216
and immigration crackdown
444
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,885
on people from the seven
Muslim-majority countries
445
00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:42,805
has caused chaos
and confusion...
446
00:21:42,889 --> 00:21:48,993
Fuck this fucking company
and its absolute bullshittery.
447
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,214
Fuck all of you.
448
00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:08,788
We've got trouble.
449
00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:10,622
Right here in River City.
450
00:22:11,684 --> 00:22:13,752
My mom likes Music Man.
Sorry, go.
451
00:22:13,836 --> 00:22:15,129
The Levandowski mess.
452
00:22:15,213 --> 00:22:18,799
We tried to fend off the lawsuit
over Levandowski and his tech.
453
00:22:18,883 --> 00:22:21,010
Google is not interested
in talking.
454
00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:22,803
Talking meaning settlement.
455
00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:24,304
They want to go to court.
456
00:22:24,529 --> 00:22:26,281
We need to cut
Levandowski loose.
457
00:22:26,726 --> 00:22:28,435
Half the shit that Google uses
458
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,960
Is stuff they're accused
of stealing.
459
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,013
They do it all the time.
Just keep doing it
460
00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:33,856
'Cause they're Google,
they're a monolith.
461
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,608
But... isn't Uber the fucking
monolith now?
462
00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:37,860
Why should I have to cower?
463
00:22:37,944 --> 00:22:39,445
Why is Larry Page up my ass
about this thing?
464
00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:42,177
You know, another
time, another situation,
465
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,498
maybe we ask that question,
466
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,693
But right now
you're grappling with bad press.
467
00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,745
Page knows it,
and he's taking advantage.
468
00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,271
So it's my fault?
469
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:51,415
Mm.
Fault is for after.
470
00:22:51,499 --> 00:22:53,542
Right now we need action.
471
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:54,918
Specifically,
472
00:22:55,002 --> 00:22:56,712
we need you
to fire Levandowski,
473
00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:58,589
make Page think
he's gotten to us.
474
00:22:58,673 --> 00:22:59,798
Maybe he calms down.
475
00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:01,419
You do that, you throw away
the future of the company.
476
00:23:01,503 --> 00:23:02,967
Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
477
00:23:03,051 --> 00:23:04,864
Levandowski's technology's
been burned.
478
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:07,449
Nobody gets it,
including and especially Lyft.
479
00:23:07,807 --> 00:23:09,600
Does that make you feel
any better?
480
00:23:09,684 --> 00:23:10,976
No, none of this is good.
481
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:13,020
It's what you call triage,
Travis.
482
00:23:13,104 --> 00:23:14,938
You're the guy
dying of liver failure.
483
00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:16,774
I'm the guy trying to help you
kick the bottle.
484
00:23:16,858 --> 00:23:18,567
Okay, if the smell of death
is in the air,
485
00:23:18,651 --> 00:23:19,860
It's not wafting off of me.
486
00:23:19,944 --> 00:23:21,361
I'm alive and doing the thing.
487
00:23:21,445 --> 00:23:23,864
I brought in Holder.
I'm solving this.
488
00:23:23,948 --> 00:23:28,833
Let's give him a week
to finish his work, right?
489
00:23:30,037 --> 00:23:32,372
I'd really like Holder's report
to say that you saw a problem
490
00:23:32,456 --> 00:23:34,875
and you fixed it,
not that you saw a problem
491
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,461
And you waited
for it to go away.
492
00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:39,753
It's a big difference.
493
00:23:58,816 --> 00:24:00,192
I shouldn't have said yes
to this.
494
00:24:00,276 --> 00:24:02,748
The only thing
standing between us
495
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,498
And total domination
is the fucking drivers, man.
496
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,751
We replace them,
we own transportation.
497
00:24:07,835 --> 00:24:08,877
Keep Levandowski,
498
00:24:08,961 --> 00:24:11,630
We all get sucked into
this lawsuit like a black hole.
499
00:24:11,714 --> 00:24:12,756
Yeah.
500
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,716
End of game.
501
00:24:16,262 --> 00:24:18,095
I can't.
502
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:18,889
What?
503
00:24:19,012 --> 00:24:20,169
I care too much.
504
00:24:20,247 --> 00:24:21,428
You know me, man.
I'll get out there,
505
00:24:21,512 --> 00:24:24,508
I'll convince him
we should keep fighting.
506
00:24:25,205 --> 00:24:27,249
You do it.
507
00:24:31,128 --> 00:24:33,407
Yeah.
508
00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:41,434
This is Bonnie Kalanick.
509
00:24:41,518 --> 00:24:43,966
Please leave me a message
and I'll get back to you.
510
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,423
Thanks.
511
00:24:56,434 --> 00:24:58,352
Self-driving mode deactivated.
512
00:24:58,436 --> 00:25:00,562
- Hey, man...
- Test vehicle in standby.
513
00:25:00,898 --> 00:25:03,481
TK couldn't nut up, huh?
514
00:25:03,566 --> 00:25:04,983
He hates this.
515
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,193
He really does.
516
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:07,402
Yeah.
517
00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:09,229
Clearly.
518
00:25:09,779 --> 00:25:12,323
You didn't even cover
your tracks.
519
00:25:13,081 --> 00:25:14,749
When you take a dump
520
00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:16,209
on your ex-girlfriend's lawn,
521
00:25:16,294 --> 00:25:20,045
You want her to know it was you,
not the Great Dane next door.
522
00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,747
Okay, well,
I don't do that.
523
00:25:22,832 --> 00:25:24,426
We all do that.
524
00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:27,262
In one way or another.
525
00:25:27,346 --> 00:25:28,721
So if you're looking for me
to throw myself
526
00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:33,017
On the mercy of the whatever
the hell you are, no, thanks.
527
00:25:33,101 --> 00:25:35,311
You're gonna turn
the money spout off
528
00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:38,731
And lose your only shot
at driver less cars.
529
00:25:39,018 --> 00:25:41,062
We are.
530
00:25:44,731 --> 00:25:48,398
How the hell can I steal
something I created?
531
00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:50,630
That's lawyer bullshit.
532
00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:52,819
That's not laws of nature.
533
00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:55,618
These fucking people,
534
00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:58,084
holding me and Travis
to this standard,
535
00:25:58,168 --> 00:25:59,210
like we're average,
536
00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:02,066
Like those standards apply.
537
00:26:02,364 --> 00:26:03,840
People like me and TK,
538
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:07,051
we have the ability
to make the world better,
539
00:26:07,135 --> 00:26:09,345
and applying
conventional morality
540
00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:12,536
To the world's most
brilliant minds is insanity.
541
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,645
They don't deserve you.
542
00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:19,611
But we can't keep you.
543
00:26:25,821 --> 00:26:28,716
Tell Travis to get out
of the car next time.
544
00:26:34,621 --> 00:26:37,247
- It's done?
- Yeah.
545
00:26:37,332 --> 00:26:39,126
He gets it.
546
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,506
Great, so now we just
have to deal
547
00:26:41,591 --> 00:26:44,092
with fucking drivers
for the next decade
548
00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:47,372
Till someone else figures out
the final solution.
549
00:26:48,888 --> 00:26:51,020
Just kidding.
550
00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:54,901
Dude, I'm kidding.
Come on, obviously, I'm...
551
00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:57,100
I'm hurting over here.
552
00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:58,478
Jesus.
553
00:26:58,562 --> 00:27:00,147
Can we go?
554
00:27:10,282 --> 00:27:11,407
Hey, guys, I, uh,
555
00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:12,992
I just got a call
from someone at Bloomberg.
556
00:27:13,076 --> 00:27:16,579
He is sourcing a story about
a karaoke bar in South Korea.
557
00:27:16,663 --> 00:27:18,122
What do I need
to get in front of?
558
00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:19,986
Is this the Asia trip?
559
00:27:20,417 --> 00:27:22,532
♪ We come together ♪
560
00:27:22,617 --> 00:27:25,930
♪ So let's touch the sky ♪
561
00:27:26,089 --> 00:27:27,423
♪ Let's touch the sky ♪
562
00:27:27,507 --> 00:27:29,391
Let it take us higher...
563
00:27:29,476 --> 00:27:31,135
I am a golden god!
564
00:27:31,219 --> 00:27:32,512
Of what, exactly?
565
00:27:32,596 --> 00:27:34,097
That's it,
you're buying the drinks.
566
00:27:34,181 --> 00:27:36,683
You're not buying the drinks.
You're using the corporate card.
567
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:39,686
So I'm buying the drinks
like always, right?
568
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:40,937
Hey, I want to sing Madonna.
569
00:27:41,021 --> 00:27:42,730
You get to sing
whatever you want to sing.
570
00:27:42,814 --> 00:27:44,941
We get this whole place
to ourselves.
571
00:27:45,025 --> 00:27:47,735
Oh oh oh oh oh
572
00:27:47,819 --> 00:27:50,227
There's a story about me
singing "Drunk in Love"?
573
00:27:50,312 --> 00:27:52,449
You did sing the Beyoncé part.
574
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,481
- Yeah.
- So we're fine.
575
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:59,339
Unless you want to hear me
sing the harmonies.
576
00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:04,318
Is this a thing?
577
00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:12,424
'Cause this can't be another
story that I get blamed for.
578
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,944
You were with me.
579
00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:17,931
It's not remotely a thing.
580
00:28:58,709 --> 00:29:00,043
Did he ask you to call me?
581
00:29:00,924 --> 00:29:02,809
No, no.
582
00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:04,686
Right, of course.
583
00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,271
You okay?
584
00:29:06,355 --> 00:29:07,939
Did you find a place?
585
00:29:08,023 --> 00:29:09,107
Yeah, I think so.
586
00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:11,150
It's, um, a bit far from things,
587
00:29:11,252 --> 00:29:12,986
But it's got a small yard,
so that's...
588
00:29:13,070 --> 00:29:15,609
Great. Great.
589
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:19,909
Do you, uh, remember
that karaoke night in Seoul?
590
00:29:19,993 --> 00:29:22,078
Hey, I want to sing Madonna.
591
00:29:22,392 --> 00:29:24,080
You can sing anything you want.
592
00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:25,873
We got this whole place
to ourselves.
593
00:29:25,957 --> 00:29:27,917
Okay, everyone. It's time.
594
00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:29,919
Pick a number, any number.
595
00:29:30,003 --> 00:29:32,381
But not 14. She's mine.
596
00:29:42,307 --> 00:29:43,975
What? They, like,
help you sing?
597
00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:47,854
Well, more like they, uh,
make you sing.
598
00:29:47,938 --> 00:29:49,188
Seven.
599
00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:50,652
'Cause she looks like you.
600
00:29:50,737 --> 00:29:51,898
Hey.
601
00:29:51,983 --> 00:29:54,444
Closest you're gonna get.
602
00:30:00,908 --> 00:30:02,957
Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven.
603
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:04,410
These are some
of my lucky numbers.
604
00:30:04,496 --> 00:30:07,926
Uh, yeah.
You, you, you and you.
605
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,949
Sure four's probably enough.
606
00:30:10,034 --> 00:30:12,295
Like the hoop earrings.
Glasses are nice.
607
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:13,880
Babe, you ready?
608
00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:26,808
I'm gonna hang back at the bar
with Sonya and have a drink.
609
00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,574
What about it?
610
00:30:43,659 --> 00:30:47,163
Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,
you know, so you're prepared.
611
00:30:47,534 --> 00:30:50,249
And if a reporter
or anyone comes around,
612
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:57,169
It'll be really cool if you just
let them know nothing happened.
613
00:30:57,591 --> 00:30:59,462
I don't think I can do that.
614
00:30:59,547 --> 00:31:01,683
Yeah, I get that you and,
you know,
615
00:31:01,768 --> 00:31:04,511
Trav are taking a break.
616
00:31:04,972 --> 00:31:07,932
But you don't want to hurt him,
and I know how fragile you are.
617
00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:10,074
I just want to be left
out of all of this, okay?
618
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,263
Can you just not mention me?
619
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:14,862
It's... it's not up to me.
Come on, let's figure out...
620
00:31:14,947 --> 00:31:16,597
- Please, okay, I...
- ...now, so it's clear.
621
00:31:16,681 --> 00:31:18,730
I'm gonna hang up, all right?
Just, don't...
622
00:31:18,815 --> 00:31:21,479
No, Gab. Gab.
623
00:31:46,549 --> 00:31:48,383
That's not
what I would have done.
624
00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:49,598
Yeah, that's 'cause you
don't do anything.
625
00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:51,122
- You're not an action guy...
- Guys.
626
00:31:51,752 --> 00:31:54,087
The moron has rewritten
the user deletion logic
627
00:31:54,172 --> 00:31:55,464
To batch delete users.
628
00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:57,676
I had to, since there are so
many happening at the same time.
629
00:31:57,746 --> 00:32:00,123
He doesn't understand,
and so I'm here trying to work.
630
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,348
Okay. Tell me why you 911'ed.
631
00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:05,653
Hashtag "delete Uber."
After your bullshit move at JFK.
632
00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:07,072
Yo!
633
00:32:07,589 --> 00:32:09,699
Users are trying to delete
their whole accounts.
634
00:32:09,784 --> 00:32:12,277
- We usually get a dozen a week...
- Not even.
635
00:32:12,362 --> 00:32:14,095
- But we're at...
- A hundred thousand.
636
00:32:14,623 --> 00:32:16,207
Fuck, you guys. Fuck.
637
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,308
And that's not counting
the full app deleters,
638
00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:20,518
Which we won't know
until Apple releases met a data.
639
00:32:20,602 --> 00:32:22,103
We're trending on Twitter.
640
00:32:22,187 --> 00:32:23,605
Steadily going up,
641
00:32:23,689 --> 00:32:25,590
Even after Austin restored
surge pricing.
642
00:32:25,675 --> 00:32:28,566
We need a full engineering team
in here to handle the overload.
643
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:30,445
Uh, no.
644
00:32:30,852 --> 00:32:32,770
We are frictionless,
645
00:32:32,855 --> 00:32:34,403
but not if you want
to delete us
646
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,532
Just because
of a goddamn hashtag.
647
00:32:36,616 --> 00:32:39,284
Okay, but that friction
will crash the app.
648
00:32:39,368 --> 00:32:42,579
The platform. All of it.
Nobody will be able to ride.
649
00:32:42,663 --> 00:32:44,373
Fuck, you guys.
650
00:32:44,457 --> 00:32:46,417
Fuck!
651
00:32:51,672 --> 00:32:54,792
All right, do it.
Get whoever you need.
652
00:32:59,096 --> 00:33:00,556
What do you think?
653
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,267
A little midnight spin?
654
00:33:03,351 --> 00:33:04,268
Oh.
655
00:33:05,561 --> 00:33:07,563
All that noise,
this late at night?
656
00:33:07,647 --> 00:33:10,399
We'll get stink eye
from everyone on the lake.
657
00:33:10,483 --> 00:33:11,409
Oh, no.
658
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,149
You ready to talk to him?
659
00:33:25,112 --> 00:33:27,300
He's not gonna like
what I have to say.
660
00:33:29,377 --> 00:33:30,461
Hi.
661
00:33:30,546 --> 00:33:32,237
Hey, Mom, you're awake.
662
00:33:32,322 --> 00:33:33,615
That's, uh, good.
663
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,326
I... listen, I...
664
00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:37,209
Things aren't going so well...
665
00:33:37,301 --> 00:33:39,534
- ...and, um...
- Hey, Trav.
666
00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:41,512
The reason I didn't
pick up before
667
00:33:41,597 --> 00:33:43,891
is because this
is the whining time,
668
00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:47,652
And I'm gonna talk to you
in the fixing time.
669
00:33:47,754 --> 00:33:49,338
No, I'm fixing it right now.
670
00:33:49,422 --> 00:33:51,466
So you keep saying.
671
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:52,120
I am.
672
00:33:52,205 --> 00:33:54,384
I just wanted
to talk it through a lit...
673
00:33:54,469 --> 00:33:56,387
The laundry list of complaints
674
00:33:56,471 --> 00:33:57,722
Can go on my voicemail.
675
00:33:57,806 --> 00:33:59,056
I know what it sounds like
676
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:02,611
When you actually
take responsibility.
677
00:34:03,144 --> 00:34:06,189
And, um, I'll be here
when that happens.
678
00:34:06,273 --> 00:34:07,356
You...
679
00:34:14,531 --> 00:34:15,823
He mad?
680
00:34:15,907 --> 00:34:18,284
He's fine.
681
00:34:18,368 --> 00:34:19,494
Yeah, he's, uh...
682
00:34:19,578 --> 00:34:22,651
He's working
through his stuff.
683
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,708
Listen, Gabs,
684
00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:29,378
Just call me, okay?
685
00:34:29,462 --> 00:34:31,811
I'm worried about you.
686
00:34:32,299 --> 00:34:33,966
Don't be stupid, Gabs.
687
00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:36,093
I don't want you
to be blindsided.
688
00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:39,055
I'm not even sure
I can stop what's happen...
689
00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:41,599
If you go against me on this,
690
00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:44,571
Stuff about you
is gonna come out.
691
00:34:51,818 --> 00:34:52,902
Hello?
692
00:34:52,986 --> 00:34:55,530
I have to tell you
about something.
693
00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:56,948
Okay.
694
00:34:57,032 --> 00:34:59,200
You should write this down.
695
00:34:59,284 --> 00:35:00,493
Okay.
696
00:35:00,577 --> 00:35:02,036
Um, just hang on.
697
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,571
Uh, don't hang up.
Just hang on.
698
00:35:08,786 --> 00:35:10,329
Okay, I'm ready.
699
00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:14,257
This is about Korea.
700
00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:19,930
Okay.
701
00:35:20,847 --> 00:35:23,474
The other woman at the bar went
to HR, but nothing came of it.
702
00:35:23,558 --> 00:35:25,017
And now Gabi's gonna go
to the press,
703
00:35:25,101 --> 00:35:27,311
And I have no reason
to tell her not to.
704
00:35:27,395 --> 00:35:28,729
She said Travis was...
705
00:35:28,813 --> 00:35:30,022
They left after they had
one drink,
706
00:35:30,106 --> 00:35:31,607
because Gabi didn't want
to go back
707
00:35:31,691 --> 00:35:32,900
into one of those rooms,
708
00:35:32,984 --> 00:35:35,292
Along with the other
female exec.
709
00:35:36,631 --> 00:35:39,591
But the remaining company
personnel didn't...
710
00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:40,741
Mm-mm.
711
00:35:40,825 --> 00:35:42,785
This one falls on Emil.
712
00:35:42,869 --> 00:35:44,954
The second he picked up
that phone to call her.
713
00:35:45,038 --> 00:35:47,373
Intimidation. Coercion.
714
00:35:47,457 --> 00:35:48,708
We keep disarming
land mines,
715
00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:51,245
And he's just out there
creating new ones.
716
00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:56,299
I'm leaving.
717
00:35:58,677 --> 00:36:01,053
And what does talking you
into staying look like?
718
00:36:01,137 --> 00:36:03,890
A time machine
and a bottle of scotch.
719
00:36:03,974 --> 00:36:05,850
Uber's Jurassic Park.
720
00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,602
If the T. Rex
doesn't tear you apart,
721
00:36:07,686 --> 00:36:09,687
The New York Times will.
722
00:36:09,771 --> 00:36:10,980
Get everyone you love out
723
00:36:11,064 --> 00:36:14,931
And let's just hope
the dinosaurs eat each other.
724
00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:26,663
Hey.
725
00:36:28,498 --> 00:36:32,091
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
726
00:36:34,242 --> 00:36:35,618
What's this?
727
00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,665
I'm the one
that's in the shit.
728
00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:41,636
I'm the one
fixing the drinks.
729
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,804
I can't argue with that.
730
00:36:43,888 --> 00:36:45,056
Are you sure?
731
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:48,476
You seem to be in the midst
of one hell of an argument.
732
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:52,209
I am, with myself.
733
00:36:53,188 --> 00:36:54,564
I did this.
734
00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:58,526
If I didn't,
I sure as hell helped.
735
00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,948
I tried to put a goat
in the barn
736
00:37:02,032 --> 00:37:04,011
To keep my thoroughbred calm.
737
00:37:04,942 --> 00:37:09,184
Instead, there was some kind of a
toxic chemical reaction
738
00:37:09,277 --> 00:37:10,957
That happened
between the two of them.
739
00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:13,894
So he needs to be removed.
740
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,308
Emil, he's not your founder.
741
00:37:17,753 --> 00:37:21,675
Excise him with clean margins
like the malignancy he is.
742
00:37:21,984 --> 00:37:23,694
Cut him out.
743
00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,855
Don't just sit there
blaming yourself.
744
00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:30,698
You be you and keep trying.
745
00:37:31,162 --> 00:37:33,412
You'll figure it.
746
00:37:42,389 --> 00:37:44,140
He's expecting your call.
747
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,637
- Can we just wait for one minute...?
- No.
748
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,832
No, we can't.
You have a slot, Travis.
749
00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,481
We are on his timetable,
not yours.
750
00:37:50,566 --> 00:37:52,147
- Okay.
- Hang on. Hang on. There you go.
751
00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:54,784
- He's on right now?
- No, just give it a minute.
752
00:37:59,423 --> 00:38:02,301
Hey, Mr. President, sir.
753
00:38:03,292 --> 00:38:04,959
I'm very well, thank you.
754
00:38:05,261 --> 00:38:07,662
Listen, I am calling
to let you know
755
00:38:07,747 --> 00:38:10,269
I'll be stepping down
from the economic council.
756
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:12,481
It was my honor to...
757
00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:15,562
He hung up.
758
00:38:16,112 --> 00:38:17,737
Well, maybe if you're lucky,
759
00:38:17,822 --> 00:38:19,407
this gets reported
as you listening
760
00:38:19,492 --> 00:38:21,451
to your customers
or employees.
761
00:38:21,536 --> 00:38:24,464
Maybe we start to get out
of this tailspin.
762
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,340
I am not optimistic.
763
00:38:26,425 --> 00:38:29,762
You're not... why the fuck did
I just throw away my Face Time
764
00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:31,198
with the president?
765
00:38:31,283 --> 00:38:32,806
The board convenes
this afternoon
766
00:38:32,891 --> 00:38:35,310
In Los Angeles
with Holder.
767
00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:36,770
Hold on, he's done?
768
00:38:36,854 --> 00:38:38,021
And we go to him?
769
00:38:38,105 --> 00:38:40,589
Yeah. They're reading it
at his law firm.
770
00:38:40,697 --> 00:38:42,090
No PDFs. Dead trees only.
771
00:38:42,175 --> 00:38:43,893
Your plane will be ready
in two hours.
772
00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:03,629
♪ Come, you masters of war ♪
773
00:39:04,253 --> 00:39:08,202
♪ You that build all the guns ♪
774
00:39:08,652 --> 00:39:12,513
♪ You that build The death place ♪
775
00:39:12,598 --> 00:39:15,143
♪ You that build all the guns ♪
776
00:39:15,235 --> 00:39:16,636
This is Bonnie Kalanick.
777
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,722
Please leave me a message
and I'll get back to you.
778
00:39:18,807 --> 00:39:19,807
Thanks.
779
00:39:21,245 --> 00:39:24,417
♪ You that hide behind desks ♪
780
00:39:24,844 --> 00:39:27,481
♪ I just want you to know ♪
781
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:31,816
♪ I can see through your masks ♪
782
00:39:35,746 --> 00:39:39,785
♪ You that never done nothing ♪
783
00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:44,088
♪ But to build and destroy ♪
784
00:39:44,671 --> 00:39:48,508
♪ You play with my world ♪
785
00:39:48,592 --> 00:39:51,785
♪ Like it was your little toy ♪
786
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:55,640
♪ You put a gun in my hand ♪
787
00:39:56,067 --> 00:40:00,530
♪ Then you hide from my eyes ♪
788
00:40:00,854 --> 00:40:02,939
♪ And you turn and run farther ♪
789
00:40:03,023 --> 00:40:06,151
♪ When the fast bullets fly ♪
790
00:40:11,615 --> 00:40:14,451
♪ Like Judas of old ♪
791
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:18,913
♪ You lie and deceive ♪
792
00:40:18,997 --> 00:40:23,626
♪ A world war can be won ♪
793
00:40:23,710 --> 00:40:26,672
♪ You want us to believe ♪
794
00:40:27,437 --> 00:40:32,240
♪ But I see through your eyes... ♪
795
00:40:32,678 --> 00:40:34,471
- Can it go faster?
- Oh, yeah.
796
00:40:34,555 --> 00:40:35,764
Oh, yeah.
797
00:40:35,848 --> 00:40:37,974
- I want to go fast.
- All right.
798
00:40:38,058 --> 00:40:39,768
All right,
we're gonna open it up.
799
00:40:39,852 --> 00:40:42,271
Go faster!
800
00:40:44,669 --> 00:40:46,755
Let me drive!
801
00:40:50,377 --> 00:40:51,444
Hello.
802
00:40:51,529 --> 00:40:53,155
♪ ...all the triggers ♪
803
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,782
This is Mr. Kalanick.
804
00:40:54,867 --> 00:40:57,928
♪ For the others to fire ♪
805
00:40:58,327 --> 00:41:02,331
Then you sit back and watch
806
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:06,545
♪ As the death count gets higher ♪
807
00:41:07,337 --> 00:41:11,299
♪ You hide in white mansions ♪
808
00:41:11,383 --> 00:41:14,677
♪ While young people's blood ♪
809
00:41:15,011 --> 00:41:21,195
♪ Flows out of their bodies
and is buried in the mud ♪
810
00:41:30,243 --> 00:41:33,922
I need you to take
me to Fresno.
811
00:41:34,857 --> 00:41:36,734
Hello, everyone.
812
00:41:37,534 --> 00:41:40,704
I understand Mr. Kalanick
is unable to join.
813
00:41:41,538 --> 00:41:45,959
But we know everything,
and we have it all in here.
814
00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:47,705
So let's begin.
815
00:42:17,824 --> 00:42:22,078
Sexism, lying,
lack of diversity.
816
00:42:22,162 --> 00:42:26,082
These are all bad enough,
but it's only the beginning.
817
00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:29,335
Yeah. Section Two: Driver
violence against passengers.
818
00:42:29,565 --> 00:42:32,443
Section Five: Sexual predation
done by drivers.
819
00:42:32,528 --> 00:42:36,239
Section Six: Sexual predation
in the Uber offices.
820
00:42:36,324 --> 00:42:37,951
This is...
821
00:42:38,986 --> 00:42:40,696
Eric...
822
00:42:41,723 --> 00:42:44,309
What are your
recommendations?
823
00:42:45,386 --> 00:42:47,512
I have them outlined,
824
00:42:47,854 --> 00:42:49,940
And it's not a short list.
825
00:42:59,136 --> 00:43:00,657
Is this the best hospital?
826
00:43:00,742 --> 00:43:02,208
Looks like a dipshit hospital.
827
00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:03,953
It was the closest
trauma center.
828
00:43:04,037 --> 00:43:05,205
I'm gonna make some calls.
829
00:43:05,289 --> 00:43:06,606
Look, they know
what they're doing.
830
00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:07,957
This is the shit
I know about.
831
00:43:08,292 --> 00:43:10,126
Travis?
832
00:43:10,276 --> 00:43:13,622
♪ It's four o'clock It's got to stop ♪
833
00:43:13,714 --> 00:43:15,175
♪ Tell him ♪
834
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,970
♪ "Take no more" ♪
835
00:43:17,251 --> 00:43:18,376
You're okay.
836
00:43:18,468 --> 00:43:20,053
♪ She practices her speech ♪
837
00:43:20,137 --> 00:43:21,930
♪ As he opens the door ♪
838
00:43:22,014 --> 00:43:22,847
You are.
839
00:43:22,931 --> 00:43:25,042
♪ She rolls over ♪
840
00:43:25,127 --> 00:43:26,898
You're okay.
841
00:43:32,203 --> 00:43:33,246
Breathe.
842
00:43:34,508 --> 00:43:37,055
♪ ...she's in love with him ♪
843
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:40,100
♪ Can't find a better man ♪
844
00:43:40,615 --> 00:43:45,119
♪ She dreams in color, she dreams in red ♪
845
00:43:45,203 --> 00:43:48,832
♪ Can't find a better man ♪
846
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:52,543
♪ Can't find a better man ♪
847
00:43:52,627 --> 00:43:54,352
♪ Can't find a better man ♪
848
00:43:54,437 --> 00:43:56,366
No, you don't need
to tell me twice.
849
00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:06,269
You were good to come.
850
00:44:20,987 --> 00:44:22,696
I can't believe
she's dead.
851
00:44:23,311 --> 00:44:25,118
She loved you.
852
00:44:25,202 --> 00:44:28,749
She loved you both,
so much.
853
00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:33,710
She always talked about you.
How proud she was.
854
00:44:33,794 --> 00:44:36,507
Sorry, I just need to speak
with Arianna before she leaves.
855
00:44:41,564 --> 00:44:43,107
Hey.
856
00:44:46,313 --> 00:44:47,898
Is your dad...?
857
00:44:47,983 --> 00:44:51,352
Doctors are
cautiously optimistic.
858
00:44:51,436 --> 00:44:53,343
The fuck that means.
859
00:44:54,982 --> 00:44:56,952
Ange, I'm glad to see you,
860
00:44:57,317 --> 00:45:00,025
But you shouldn't
have come.
861
00:45:00,341 --> 00:45:02,634
Whatever he used to be?
Gone.
862
00:45:03,635 --> 00:45:06,057
Those aren't human beings.
863
00:45:32,878 --> 00:45:37,109
Mr. Holder's immediate
recommendations.
864
00:45:40,592 --> 00:45:42,260
Emil?
865
00:45:43,363 --> 00:45:45,740
You okay with this?
866
00:45:46,741 --> 00:45:49,327
At this point,
all we owe him is a heads-up.
867
00:45:49,411 --> 00:45:52,622
And by "we,"
I assume you mean the Board.
868
00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:53,706
No.
869
00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:57,627
Me talking to him doesn't
show you taking responsibility.
870
00:45:57,711 --> 00:46:00,421
This needs to come
from you first.
871
00:46:00,505 --> 00:46:06,811
The Board needs to see you stand
behind Holder's recommendations.
872
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:07,897
Or?
873
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:10,150
The Board stops
standing behind you.
874
00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:22,253
You ever fire anyone before?
875
00:46:24,404 --> 00:46:25,613
No one that mattered.
876
00:46:25,697 --> 00:46:28,825
Tell him what the meeting
is about right away.
877
00:46:29,784 --> 00:46:34,986
You're gonna want to make him
feel better, because...
878
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:37,959
well, despite
your past behavior,
879
00:46:38,043 --> 00:46:42,185
You're not actually
a sociopath.
880
00:46:43,397 --> 00:46:45,732
Make it clean and quick.
881
00:46:46,192 --> 00:46:49,596
Hey, you okay?
882
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:50,638
Your dad okay?
883
00:46:50,722 --> 00:46:52,602
Yeah, thanks.
You can come in.
884
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:06,336
So you talked to Gabi
about South Korea.
885
00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:08,761
Well...
886
00:47:09,288 --> 00:47:12,219
She must be pissed if she's
calling you to complain.
887
00:47:12,304 --> 00:47:14,320
No, she didn't call me, dude.
She called someone else.
888
00:47:14,404 --> 00:47:16,198
That's the problem.
889
00:47:20,043 --> 00:47:21,705
Oh...
890
00:47:21,790 --> 00:47:23,416
Fuck.
891
00:47:24,581 --> 00:47:25,827
Off site.
892
00:47:26,122 --> 00:47:27,623
Ten o'clock at night,
893
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:30,569
Nobody to hear
if I start yelling.
894
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,291
Where is Gurley, hmm?
895
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,851
Skulking with, uh,
Cohler and Fenton
896
00:47:37,936 --> 00:47:38,913
In legal down the hall?
897
00:47:38,998 --> 00:47:40,507
Yeah, something like that.
898
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,281
You're extending me
the courtesy.
899
00:47:45,921 --> 00:47:47,528
It's always a friend
who does it.
900
00:47:47,612 --> 00:47:48,843
The Holder Report
901
00:47:48,928 --> 00:47:50,655
specifically recommends
your removal.
902
00:47:51,124 --> 00:47:52,533
The Board's voting on it
in the morning.
903
00:47:52,617 --> 00:47:54,719
I didn't realize
you could be fired
904
00:47:54,804 --> 00:47:58,038
for asking someone's
ex-girlfriend to tell the truth.
905
00:47:58,872 --> 00:48:01,082
Well, it's not just
South Korea.
906
00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:03,419
I mean,
there is a pattern.
907
00:48:03,503 --> 00:48:06,214
There's India, there's
the fuck up at the Waverly.
908
00:48:06,298 --> 00:48:07,632
I was off
the fucking record!
909
00:48:07,716 --> 00:48:09,305
Do you think I want to be
doing this right now?
910
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:11,177
To lose you? I don't, okay?
911
00:48:11,262 --> 00:48:14,265
But I cannot let anything
take me down.
912
00:48:14,429 --> 00:48:15,890
Not even you.
913
00:48:15,974 --> 00:48:17,913
If there's something
that could kill Uber,
914
00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:20,376
Then it's my job to remove it.
915
00:48:23,106 --> 00:48:26,651
It's fucking bullshit.
916
00:48:28,023 --> 00:48:29,778
And the sad thing is,
917
00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:32,425
You're gonna want
to talk to me about this.
918
00:48:33,372 --> 00:48:36,499
About everything
that's about to come down.
919
00:48:36,661 --> 00:48:39,413
And I don't know if I'm gonna
pick up the phone.
920
00:48:39,497 --> 00:48:40,858
Jesus.
921
00:48:40,943 --> 00:48:42,609
Fuck, my mom just died.
922
00:48:42,694 --> 00:48:44,179
You're not gonna
pick up the phone?
923
00:48:44,264 --> 00:48:46,349
- Man, fuck you!
- Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry.
924
00:48:46,630 --> 00:48:48,843
Of course. Of course.
925
00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:51,229
Of course, man.
926
00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:57,402
I'm sorry you're
in this situation.
927
00:49:06,594 --> 00:49:08,436
You know what? I'm sorry.
928
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:15,686
You're always gonna be
Team Uber.
929
00:49:17,369 --> 00:49:18,819
You are.
930
00:49:20,611 --> 00:49:21,988
Always.
931
00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:25,705
Always.
932
00:49:30,465 --> 00:49:32,925
But I got to back
the Board's decision.
933
00:49:33,048 --> 00:49:34,717
You're out.
934
00:49:36,805 --> 00:49:38,764
Best we can hope for
is that he walks away,
935
00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:40,349
stays quiet for a few days.
936
00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:42,602
Mortification
can be a silencer.
937
00:49:42,686 --> 00:49:44,228
Yeah, or he gets angry,
938
00:49:44,312 --> 00:49:46,383
he starts talking about
how I signed off
939
00:49:46,468 --> 00:49:47,523
on all those mistakes,
940
00:49:47,608 --> 00:49:50,116
How he's throwing his body
in front of a bullet.
941
00:49:50,902 --> 00:49:53,696
I'll make sure the Board knows
that you took care of it.
942
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,491
They'll endorse
a leave of absence for you.
943
00:49:59,619 --> 00:50:01,561
How long you been
planning all this?
944
00:50:01,661 --> 00:50:03,163
It's not like that.
945
00:50:03,314 --> 00:50:04,914
It's a leave.
It's not an insurrection.
946
00:50:05,537 --> 00:50:07,398
You just need to go away
for a while.
947
00:50:07,483 --> 00:50:09,555
Let us clean up the mess,
then we'll bring you back in.
948
00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:12,976
I'll make sure that the Board
is clear on the statement
949
00:50:13,061 --> 00:50:14,515
That it's not permanent.
950
00:50:14,931 --> 00:50:19,777
So I'll get to see the press
release before it goes out.
951
00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:23,257
You're gonna come back
stronger, I promise you.
952
00:50:23,528 --> 00:50:26,929
This is the chapter in
your memoir where you reassess.
953
00:50:27,014 --> 00:50:29,474
It's all wins after this.
954
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:33,254
I'll write the introduction
for you.
955
00:50:56,871 --> 00:50:59,030
Travis back in Fresno?
956
00:50:59,147 --> 00:51:01,335
Far from here, yes.
957
00:51:01,428 --> 00:51:03,722
Leave of absence
starts tonight.
958
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,188
He take it okay?
959
00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:07,816
He took it.
960
00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,507
That's all that matters to us.
961
00:51:09,592 --> 00:51:11,936
Can we please gather?
962
00:51:13,547 --> 00:51:15,288
I would like to thank you all
963
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:18,444
On behalf of the Uber board
for being here.
964
00:51:18,790 --> 00:51:20,711
Our culture has taken ill,
965
00:51:20,796 --> 00:51:23,548
But we've called upon
a great healer.
966
00:51:24,116 --> 00:51:26,218
Let's talk about
our recommendations
967
00:51:26,302 --> 00:51:27,928
from Eric Holder.
968
00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:33,663
I am passionate
about redemption,
969
00:51:33,866 --> 00:51:36,367
which is why I can state
with authority
970
00:51:36,452 --> 00:51:40,524
that Travis is on a path
that will save this company.
971
00:51:40,826 --> 00:51:44,304
And to that end,
he has something to say.
972
00:51:53,897 --> 00:51:56,191
Thank you, Arianna.
973
00:52:00,589 --> 00:52:04,983
The last eight years of my life
has only been about Uber.
974
00:52:05,843 --> 00:52:07,469
Recent events
have brought home for me
975
00:52:07,554 --> 00:52:09,761
that people are more important
than work,
976
00:52:10,136 --> 00:52:12,555
and I need to take some time off
from the day-to-day
977
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,183
to grieve my mother,
to take care of my father,
978
00:52:15,267 --> 00:52:16,768
to work on myself,
979
00:52:16,852 --> 00:52:20,897
And to focus on building out
a world-class leadership team.
980
00:52:20,981 --> 00:52:23,841
I mean, the team we had...
981
00:52:28,197 --> 00:52:31,032
The ultimate responsibility
for where we've gotten
982
00:52:31,116 --> 00:52:34,494
And how we've gotten here
rests on my shoulders.
983
00:52:34,578 --> 00:52:37,831
But if we're gonna work
on Uber 2.0,
984
00:52:37,915 --> 00:52:41,251
I also need to work
on Travis 2.0.
985
00:52:58,121 --> 00:53:01,415
In case this one
was confusing,
986
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,336
Emil Michael has been removed
987
00:53:04,817 --> 00:53:07,861
By unanimous vote
of the Board.
988
00:53:07,945 --> 00:53:10,697
This is just
absolutely brainless.
989
00:53:10,781 --> 00:53:14,784
They fired Himmler to make
Hitler seem less culpable.
990
00:53:14,868 --> 00:53:16,912
You hate working here
that much?
991
00:53:16,996 --> 00:53:20,398
- It's a trade-off.
- You want to do the best work,
992
00:53:20,483 --> 00:53:23,709
The shit nobody else will
let you do, actually disrupt?
993
00:53:23,794 --> 00:53:25,211
Then you gotta work
with people
994
00:53:25,295 --> 00:53:27,130
Who give you enough room
to do that.
995
00:53:27,214 --> 00:53:28,840
- And sometimes they're...
- Assholes.
996
00:53:28,924 --> 00:53:29,765
Yeah.
997
00:53:29,850 --> 00:53:31,685
The next recommendations,
998
00:53:31,770 --> 00:53:34,230
Well, they're all about culture.
999
00:53:34,513 --> 00:53:37,382
Always Be Hustling?
1000
00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:38,884
Not anymore.
1001
00:53:39,409 --> 00:53:42,212
I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
1002
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:44,965
There must be balance...
1003
00:53:45,182 --> 00:53:47,142
As you can read in my book.
1004
00:53:47,234 --> 00:53:52,906
♪ 'Cause I've carried my weight
and I've been a strong man ♪
1005
00:53:52,990 --> 00:53:54,749
Yeah, yeah
1006
00:53:54,882 --> 00:54:00,601
Listen to the man
in the liquor store
1007
00:54:01,091 --> 00:54:04,725
♪ Yelling,
"Anybody want a drink ♪
1008
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:10,577
♪ Before the war?" ♪
1009
00:54:15,596 --> 00:54:17,597
- Were you followed?
- No.
1010
00:54:17,681 --> 00:54:19,557
Turned off my phone
like you asked.
1011
00:54:19,641 --> 00:54:21,801
Were you?
1012
00:54:24,063 --> 00:54:28,405
So what say we, all of us,
come together,
1013
00:54:28,490 --> 00:54:29,699
do our best work,
1014
00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:32,612
And get to the next generation
of this great company?
1015
00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:46,279
He shouldn't be here.
1016
00:54:46,364 --> 00:54:49,531
If you want to launch
the next gen of Uber, Bill,
1017
00:54:49,616 --> 00:54:54,022
You have to let me launch
the next gen of Travis.
1018
00:54:56,636 --> 00:55:00,222
♪ And you live in a shell ♪
1019
00:55:00,307 --> 00:55:03,935
♪ You create your own hell ♪
1020
00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:06,563
♪ You live in the past ♪
1021
00:55:06,652 --> 00:55:09,315
♪ And talk about war ♪
1022
00:55:09,446 --> 00:55:10,489
It happens.
1023
00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:13,066
Lots of people think they want
to talk until it's time.
1024
00:55:13,174 --> 00:55:15,238
I want to talk.
1025
00:55:20,999 --> 00:55:26,212
I think the best thing is,
think on it and then call me.
1026
00:55:26,297 --> 00:55:27,300
Or don't...
1027
00:55:27,463 --> 00:55:29,798
I just want to know that
what I'm doing is the...
1028
00:55:31,755 --> 00:55:34,549
I mean, I think I'm doing
the right thing.
1029
00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:36,941
But, like,
how do you know?
1030
00:55:40,681 --> 00:55:43,019
Hey, no, no. Don't go.
1031
00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:48,313
I don't want
to be an asshole.
1032
00:55:48,581 --> 00:55:54,112
♪ You've got a heart of stone
you can never feel ♪
1033
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,277
Okay.
1034
00:55:55,362 --> 00:55:58,490
♪ You say,
"Oh, I'm not afraid... ♪
1035
00:55:58,574 --> 00:56:03,281
So what do you have to tell me
to feel that's not who you are?
1036
00:56:03,855 --> 00:56:06,478
♪ So stop talking of war ♪
1037
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:11,878
♪ 'Cause you know
we've heard it all before ♪
1038
00:56:11,962 --> 00:56:14,172
♪ Why don't you go out there ♪
1039
00:56:14,256 --> 00:56:18,236
- ♪ And do something useful? ♪
- You ever heard of Grey ball?
1040
00:56:18,321 --> 00:56:21,837
♪ Oh, listen to the man... ♪
1041
00:56:21,922 --> 00:56:23,040
It's a programming thing.
1042
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:26,227
It's just to essentially
target...
1043
00:56:26,452 --> 00:56:29,646
♪ Yelling,
"Anybody want a drink ♪
1044
00:56:29,732 --> 00:56:33,602
♪ Before the war?" ♪
1045
00:56:34,455 --> 00:56:41,336
♪ "Anybody want a drink
before the war?" ♪
1046
00:56:41,961 --> 00:56:43,212
♪ Aha ♪
1047
00:56:43,327 --> 00:56:48,681
♪ "Anybody want to drink
before the war?" ♪
1048
00:57:05,849 --> 00:57:10,395
Vocalizing...
1049
00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:22,465
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1050
00:57:22,985 --> 00:57:27,187
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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