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Could you repeat the question?
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I only understood
the word "the."
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Sure. "In Nixon's America",
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"would you say gender equity
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is about more
than just equal pay?"
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And the word "the" is not
in that question.
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All right, let's just skip
to the next one.
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Okay, my turn.
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"As the Soviet Union
and the collectivist East
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turn towards radical egalita"...
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Tarianism.
Radical egalitarianism.
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"Radical egalitarianism,
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what role do Western
democracies have in"...
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You know what? I don't think
you're gonna get this question.
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I don't see a world
where we don't.
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Abolishing gender distinctions
is squarely in the zeitgeist.
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We'll be lucky if any
journalists show up to this,
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let alone the smart ones.
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Bambi's right.
Stick to the basics.
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This question
is mostly in Latin.
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I know Pig Latin.
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What are your turn-ons?
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And a follow-up, turn-offs.
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What's your sign, honey?
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I was gonna ask that.
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First question...
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I like it when girls dress sexy.
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My God.
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I don't like it when they don't.
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- Wrong.
- How could it be wrong?
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It's an opinion.
And I'm with you, buddy.
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You guys talk too fast.
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Is this what the conference
is gonna be like?
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- Yes, definitely.
- Not a chance.
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Yes, it will.
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That man,
that beautiful jar of nothing
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cannot represent
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the premiere issue
of our magazine.
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He's on the cover.
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He's representing the out of it.
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No one would be interested
if it's just you up there,
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charming as you may be.
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This is our only chance
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to make a first impression.
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We are introducing
something completely new.
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We have to get this right.
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You may be the brains,
but he's the face,
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and there's a reason they call
the face "the moneymaker."
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It's what makes the money.
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Yes, I get it.
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He doesn't understand
rudimentary hand signals.
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Gorillas catch on faster.
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You got a couple of days.
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Train him up as best you can
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and, I don't know,
maybe lose the 'tude.
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"Lose the 'tude."
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Got a call from City Hall
this morning.
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Enjoy your little badge gag
on the councilwoman?
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Troop 69?
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Yeah, Art Department
knocked it out of the park.
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Well, now we're being audited
by the county tax assessor.
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Couldn't leave it alone,
could you?
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You know, West bury should
really give me a badge.
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Teaching our bright young minds
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that there's more than one way
to eat a cookie.
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- Doug.
- Did you hear
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Scotty gave notice
down the block?
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I bet we could swoop in,
make an offer,
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and nab that building
before they even hire a broker.
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- We don't have the cash.
- We will.
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We are bleeding money.
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You gotta spend money
to make money.
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You gotta have money
to spend money.
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Says who?
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Don't worry about the audit.
Our books are good.
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Gerry will handle it.
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Lose the sweater.
Throw this over your shoulder.
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"An exciting new chapter
in the annals of erotica."
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Annal is Tompkins'
favourite kind of erotica.
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"Who says feminism
can't be sexy?"
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This is gold.
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We gotta send someone
to cover this press conference.
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Is "female gaze"
just another way
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of saying carpet munchers?
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See? This stuff writes itself.
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Anyone up
for a fish-in-a-barrel gig?
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600 words.
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I'll take this one.
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Glenn.
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Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn,
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Glenn, Glenn, Glenn,
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.
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Okay. Let's review.
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Feminism is?
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- Good.
- And?
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Started with witches.
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No. that one's on me.
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I should not have opened
with the Salem witch trials.
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Okay, let's get back on course
in the struggle for...
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton.
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Was one of the names
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that I mentioned
in the introduction.
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My mom almost named me Cody.
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But she didn't
'cause our last name.
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She said that people
wouldn't take me seriously
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if my name was Cody Brody.
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Well, she sounds
like a smart woman.
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Would you call her a feminist?
- Not to her face.
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Come on. It's not a bad word.
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Feminism is about equality.
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It's about giving people power
and a voice,
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even if they are
some pretty little thing
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that hasn't been taught
to use theirs yet.
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Okay. Sorry. Jeez.
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Now I understand why
women have so much suffrage.
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All right...
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how about we have a drink?
- Sure.
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- Okay.
- Got any beer?
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- No, I do not.
- I have a lovely Pouilly... Fuissé.
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Trust me.
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Shouldn't you be bowling?
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I should.
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I'm taking a look at Gerry's...
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I'm not sure what to call this.
Work?
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Now, go easy on Gerry.
He's a real accountant.
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I poached him from Capitol.
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He's the one that figured out
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how to write off
Phil Spector's guns.
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This is a mess, and I don't
even have an accounting degree.
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Well, I don't even have
a high-school diploma,
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yet here we are.
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To, punching above our weight.
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Cheers.
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You do run
a successful business.
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- Thank you.
- Sloppily.
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Half your employees
have criminal records.
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The other half
are lucky they don't.
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You're spending money
you don't have
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on things you don't need.
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Subjective.
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Come on. Hold on now.
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Look at what...
Look at what Frank sent over.
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The Tower That Titty Built.
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Don't forget our new friend,
good old cock and balls.
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You're telling me
you wouldn't want to show up
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to work here every day?
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Come on, Tins, our plan.
This plan.
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Big circulation,
big advertisers, big money.
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The same plan
that we came up with
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in the back of that '64 Impala,
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talking out of our asses,
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is as alive now
as it has ever been.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You're on top of it?
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Like a duck on a June bug.
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Then you must know 50 grand
is missing from these books.
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No, I didn't.
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You didn't know that.
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Well, now I do.
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So the patri-Archie forces men
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into roles
they don't want to play either.
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By George, I think he's got it.
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It's Shane.
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Yeah.
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But you're a good teacher.
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Thank you.
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Most of the girls...
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Women I meet aren't interested
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in what I have to talk about.
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Well, I can tell that
you're a very sensitive man.
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I mean, I know firemen
are supposed to be tough,
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and, like, I'm not afraid
of fire or anything.
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Probably should be.
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But sometimes the other guys,
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they can just be so... mean.
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.
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Like, one time,
I rescued this cat
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from a burning building.
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I rushed outside,
but it wasn't breathing.
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So I gave it mouth-to-mouth,
which totally works on animals.
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I would never have thought
to do that.
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But that night in the showers,
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the other guys, they just kept
meowing and meowing.
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I ran and hid
in engine number nine.
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Those men, they're not tough.
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They're just scared,
scared of being vulnerable.
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Now, I can tell you that
if women were firefighters,
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then no one would ridicule you
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for saving
a helpless little kitty cat.
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Too bad women can't be firemen.
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Says who?
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Well, it's right there
in the name.
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Fireman.
- Okay.
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But also, you have to be
able to carry 190 pounds.
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Really? Is that a lot?
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You're looking at a buck-90.
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Yeah.
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Well, okay. May I?
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My God. No.
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Hold on.
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I'm sure if I just, you know...
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I had the proper training
and everything,
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then, you know...
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Am I allowed to say
you're pretty?
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Well, I wouldn't accuse you
of objectifying me if you did.
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Let me just...
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Now, in a real fire,
I'd be carrying you
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out of the building
and not into the bedroom.
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Lucky for us, the only thing
on fire is our libidos.
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No, no, no. It's okay.
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It's just a fancy way
of saying that you're...
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- - That I... - I am... - I am
very excited about this.
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And this is not something
I ever normally...
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Do.
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My God.
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But, you know, I guess...
why not?
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I just want
to make you feel good.
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You do?
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Okay.
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Hello?
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- Honey.
- Hello.
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Just calling to remind you
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about the editor's photo today.
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You have the clothes picked out?
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I surely do.
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Someone's chirpy this a.m.
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Someone had a very fun night.
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- My... did someone have...
- Yes! Yes.
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And not even in the confines
of a committed partnership.
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I had a one-night stand.
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- No!
- Yes.
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Well, check that off your list.
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How do you know about my list?
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Girls like you
always have a list.
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Well, it was transcendent.
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I don't know what came over me.
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And then... and then,
like he read my mind,
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he was just gone.
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Guess who brought croy-sants.
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It's French for pastry.
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I have to go.
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The bell tolls for thee.
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You told everyone?
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Does this look like
a place of discretion?
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Come on. Don't cheapen it.
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'Cause I already did!
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So who's the lucky guy?
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- A lady never...
- Spill.
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Yeah, we want details.
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Wait, it was Shane.
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- No.
- Yes.
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You had training last night.
- It just happened.
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You know, a few verres de vin.
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- I so called it.
- Look at you.
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Using your powerful position
in publishing
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to score some tail.
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Baby.
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Someone's playing with fire.
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You all told me to do it!
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Before we hired him, Joyce.
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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,783
So unprofessional.
262
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,535
Don't listen to him.
You deserve it.
263
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,954
Three of my five
current stalkers
264
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,497
were former employers.
265
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,124
No, it's not like that.
266
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,917
You were the one worried
about the press conference,
267
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,484
and now you've gone
and given this boy
268
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,920
something else to think about.
269
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,964
That narrative may fit
your tawdry affairs,
270
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,197
but I can assure you
271
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,385
that my eye
is squarely on the ball.
272
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,244
Which one? This one or this one?
273
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,794
I'm gonna have to go back
and do some forensics here.
274
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,147
I mean, the receipts I get
275
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,089
are on scraps of paper, matchbooks,
276
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,567
toilet tissue sometimes.
277
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,987
It's a frigging miracle
I get us in the ballpark.
278
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,281
You can take my word,
those numbers don't add up.
279
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,308
- And it's a very big ballpark.
- Is that my handwriting?
280
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,313
You know what?
These are my wife's glasses.
281
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,775
That'll be all, Gerry.
282
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,300
I mean, he's not a crook.
283
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,535
- Just a terrible accountant.
- Agreed.
284
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,472
Why don't we round up
the troops?
285
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,265
Somebody's gotta know something.
286
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,476
You might as well come clean
because we already know.
287
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,376
About the copy machine
we fenced?
288
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,023
Sure, I pawned the cameras,
but I bought better ones,
289
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,382
and I also made rent,
so win-win.
290
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,870
Between the fall of 1970
and the spring of 1971,
291
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,146
yeah, technically,
I did live here.
292
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,707
But that's just 'cause
I was hiding
293
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,066
from the Lambs of God.
294
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,716
Those are mine.
295
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,468
New Pinto.
296
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,762
Bought with money
from a dead aunt
297
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,248
who died of natural causes.
298
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,356
- Did she kill her aunt?
- Yes.
299
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,233
This is what happens
when you hire people
300
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,027
2:00 a.m. drunk on a Wednesday
because they beat you at darts.
301
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,303
Kenny was the best
copy editor we've ever had.
302
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,430
I'll defend that hire
till the day I die.
303
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,599
Real businesses
don't operate this way.
304
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,952
All right.
So what do you want me to do?
305
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,270
Fire everyone? Just clean house?
306
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,916
No, but we gotta
start somewhere.
307
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,502
Fine.
308
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,027
We'll fire Gerry.
309
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:30,160
- I'm glad we're doing this.
- Thank you.
310
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,263
Me too.
311
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,266
Tomorrow is the big day,
312
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,685
and I just wanted to make sure
313
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,063
that we're both understanding
what this is.
314
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,108
- Looks like fried squid to me.
- Yes. Yeah.
315
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,050
That is the food
that we ordered.
316
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,178
But on a deeper level...
317
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,658
there are power dynamics
in our relationship.
318
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,286
I love when you say
smart things.
319
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:58,522
And, those dynamics make
issues of consent complicated.
320
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,251
- Wait, am I in trouble?
- No, no, no, not at all.
321
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,652
It's just...
322
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,796
last night was fun.
323
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,946
Very fun.
324
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,425
But it was just fun.
325
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,368
Yes. I understand
what you're saying.
326
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,721
It was just fun.
327
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,723
Right. Yes. God, good.
328
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,141
Okay.
'Cause we're working together.
329
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,976
No one says
you can't have some fun
330
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,211
while you're working together,
but we both know what this is.
331
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,856
I am so glad you said something,
332
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,132
because it was on my mind too.
333
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,329
I don't even use these
to go to the bathroom.
334
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,622
Where do you go?
335
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,415
What? No, I use bathrooms.
336
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,817
I just don't go in public.
My God, just keep...
337
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,579
I should have debuted
the classier logo.
338
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,956
Hello, Norman.
339
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,726
20 Bottom Dollar titles
in a decade,
340
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,354
and this is the one
that gets a fancy lunch.
341
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,962
Look at you.
342
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,066
William Randolph Hearst reborn.
343
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,716
You know this one's
full of dongs
344
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,194
and lady opinions, right?
345
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,904
"The Valley Porn Courier"
covers all things
346
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,846
Bottom Dollar,
not just what I find appealing.
347
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,783
That's a promise I made
to my readers.
348
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,351
- Norman.
- Your number-one fan.
349
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,145
Let me show you
to your VIP seat.
350
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,666
- Of course.
- We knew he would show up.
351
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:27,569
What about everyone else?
- Yeah, it's a... it's a turnout.
352
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,446
- Voilà.
- I like it.
353
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,864
- You do?
- I do.
354
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,635
We are packed
to the gills out there.
355
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,178
Ah, you screwed him again.
356
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,930
Boorish and inappropriate.
357
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,748
And accurate.
358
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,102
It's fine. It's fine.
It's under control.
359
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,044
Good.
360
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,064
- You okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
361
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,883
It's just,
there's actually people here.
362
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,053
Yeah, because our magazine
is a jolt of something new.
363
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,198
It's a whisper and a scream.
364
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,684
I guess it is.
Just, don't blow it, okay?
365
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,080
- Okay.
- Just ignore him.
366
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,957
I support your sexploits.
367
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,774
You should've been doing this
a lot sooner.
368
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,085
I know.
369
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,653
God.
What was he so hung up about?
370
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,363
Just think,
all of that free love
371
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,841
out there for the taking,
and somehow,
372
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,551
I thought I would have
to pay for it.
373
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,677
Sorry I'm late.
374
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,619
Pop's van broke down.
375
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,496
- We're doing that.
- You brought your dad?
376
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,332
Both my parents.
They're super proud of me.
377
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,977
I'm the first person
in my family
378
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,669
to attend a press conference.
379
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,522
It's time.
380
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,982
Don't be nervous.
We did the work.
381
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,276
You're gonna do great.
- I'm not nervous.
382
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,112
For the first time, maybe ever,
I know exactly what I want.
383
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,345
Well, great. Use that.
384
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,532
- It's you.
- What?
385
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,243
You're, like,
the sexiest teacher ever,
386
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,812
except not married,
and, also, I'm of age now.
387
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,458
No. Okay. No, hold on.
We were just having fun.
388
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:50,420
Yeah, that's how it started...
With a spark.
389
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,321
But what's love without a spark?
390
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,614
"Minx" is a...
391
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,991
"Minx" will establish
392
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,310
the female gaze...
393
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,334
We are
at the exciting intersection
394
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,945
of feminism and erotica.
395
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,534
Any questions?
396
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,600
Okay...
397
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,937
I would like to introduce
Shane Brody.
398
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,023
Shane was selected
out of countless applicants
399
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,234
because he was the minxiest.
400
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,301
He is a modern man.
401
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,488
He's a supporter of our mission,
402
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,888
and he's also...
403
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,367
- A certified piece - of
Grade... A man-meat.
404
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,936
Ank-you-thay.
405
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,898
Yeah, for Shane, tell us
what you really had to do
406
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,899
to get the job.
407
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,901
I guess impress the boss.
408
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,215
Has your mother seen your debut?
409
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,050
Ask her yourself.
She's right there.
410
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,511
Love you, Mom.
- I love you too.
411
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,161
That's my boy.
412
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,056
Okay.
Let's just pivot back to the...
413
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,058
- What are your turn-ons?
- Turn-offs?
414
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,269
What's your sign, honey?
415
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,461
Tell us about your ideal woman.
416
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,548
- Yeah, are you single?
- Is there a Mrs. Man... Meat?
417
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,639
- Yeah, I do have a new lady.
- No.
418
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,577
She's smart, classy, strong.
419
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,519
She could probably lift
anyone in here.
420
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,705
It's happening.
421
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:52,941
She's patient, proper,
a teacher,
422
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,836
and she doesn't
have to dress sexy
423
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,422
'cause she already is.
424
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,258
My God.
Shane's in love with Joyce.
425
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,260
And she knows
how to have just fun,
426
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,430
which is, like,
a more pure kind of fun
427
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,414
'cause you're falling in love.
428
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,976
And when we did it
in the bathroom
429
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,603
at the Tony Pony, I realized...
430
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,313
That no one has asked us
a single question
431
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,963
about this
very carefully researched
432
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,256
and thoughtful magazine.
433
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,550
So does anyone have a question?
434
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,516
Yeah.
435
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,978
Glenn Hollingsworth,
"Lad" magazine.
436
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,982
Glenn, you have a question.
437
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,442
I do.
438
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,130
What do you say to all
the female readers out there
439
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,530
who might be curious
about "Minx"
440
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,075
but are also intimidated
by its content?
441
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,163
Thank you, Glenn.
That's a great question.
442
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,478
Well...
443
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,543
Thank you so much.
444
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,022
- Thanks, Joyce.
- Yeah.
445
00:20:56,046 --> 00:21:00,008
I owe you something big.
446
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,195
- These can be brutal.
- Yeah.
447
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,012
A little softball never hurt.
448
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,657
The magazine looks great.
449
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,016
It really does. Congratulations.
450
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,560
Thank you. It means a lot.
451
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,604
Maybe we can do lunch sometime.
452
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,730
Sure. Why not?
453
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,041
But not at the club.
454
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,751
Yeah, no,
you're banned for life.
455
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,151
They put your picture up front.
456
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,736
They did? Like... who's that guy?
457
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,506
That guy that streaked
the tennis tournament?
458
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,091
- Stu.
- Stu. Stu, yeah.
459
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,509
God.
460
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,969
You trying to steal my girl?
461
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,637
Woman.
462
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,973
Liberated woman
who cannot be stolen
463
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,164
and is not property.
464
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,958
That's right.
465
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,189
Well, I'll call you.
466
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,692
Okay?
467
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,193
We're going
to Marie Callender's.
468
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,885
We?
469
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,531
They want to meet you.
470
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,242
Get to know you like I do,
but not have sex.
471
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,493
Okay. No, stop.
472
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,829
All right, I think we need to...
473
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,789
There's been
a misunderstanding here, okay?
474
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:58,543
'Cause this isn't real.
We're not a couple.
475
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,086
It's not appropriate for me
476
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,779
to meet your very
enthusiastic parents, okay?
477
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,616
It was just sex.
It was just casual sex.
478
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,262
That's what "just fun" means.
479
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,913
So you used me.
480
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,517
We were using each other,
481
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,227
in a good way, for pleasure.
482
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,628
Don't tell me what I was doing.
483
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,275
You say everyone deserves
their own voice, right?
484
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,092
Or am I just some
pretty little thing to you?
485
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,987
Okay. All right. Okay.
I see what you're doing.
486
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,449
But that... no, that's not this,
because you're just someone
487
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,827
who technically works for me
488
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:36,122
who I then had sex with.
489
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,106
- I trusted you.
- Shane.
490
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,942
I gave you my penis,
and I want it back.
491
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,780
I don't want to be
in your magazine any more.
492
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,602
Madam editor.
493
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:01,147
It was a little shaky at first,
and then boom.
494
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,274
Save it. Shane's pulled out.
495
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,966
I broke his simple little heart.
496
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,968
Well, I'm sorry,
but he signed the contract,
497
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,572
which means we own the photos,
so we're publishing them,
498
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,491
and there's nothing
that he can do about it.
499
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,034
Though, what did I say?
500
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,911
God, you love a Pyrrhic victory.
501
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,205
I don't know what that means,
so it doesn't hurt my feelings.
502
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,083
Doug, we cannot publish
naked photos of Shane
503
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,501
without his permission.
504
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,568
I mean, yeah, fine,
we're legally allowed to,
505
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,862
but what kind of message
does that send?
506
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,799
It would send the message
that we're good at business.
507
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,175
Look, this is hardly
the first time
508
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,700
a model has gotten cold feet.
509
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,178
Yeah, but we have
to be better than that.
510
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,638
We have to. In fact, I insist
511
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,413
on holding us
to a higher standard.
512
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,600
Listen to you.
"A higher standard."
513
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,460
Because you couldn't keep
your vag in your pants.
514
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,063
Do you always have to be
so crass?
515
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,232
All right, Joyce, I'm gonna
give it to you straight.
516
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,299
The magazine is printed.
517
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,194
And I spent more on this rag
518
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,887
than anything
that I have ever done.
519
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,826
I upped our print run to 500,000
520
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:59,729
at the last minute
against the advice of everyone.
521
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:05,068
If I were to pull this issue,
522
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,904
we'd be done.
523
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,675
And I would be in a hole
524
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,970
so goddamn deep
525
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:17,497
that it would take me years
to climb out of.
526
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,686
So...
527
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,672
get okay with this or fix it.
528
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,066
Résumés for Gerry's replacement.
529
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,253
I thought we only
fired people on Fridays.
530
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,404
You've never fired anyone.
531
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,991
All right.
532
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,899
This is insane.
533
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,507
Can I talk to you?
534
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,557
I took the money.
535
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,912
But you already knew that.
536
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,104
A bunch of transfers
between off-cycle titles
537
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,815
at the same time as a surprise
invoice from the printer?
538
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,401
- That may fool Gerry...
- I knew you wouldn't approve.
539
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,153
Your pet project
is bleeding us dry,
540
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,048
and now you're stealing from
yourself to hide it from me?
541
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,050
Okay, maybe I just didn't
want you looking at me
542
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,868
the way you are
looking at me right now.
543
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,888
I changed the plan, Tina.
544
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,164
I am sorry.
- That's a start.
545
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,935
We both know what you mean
to this place.
546
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,354
You are the other half
of Bottom Dollar.
547
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,482
- I just...
- I need you to trust me on this one.
548
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,192
Push down those business smarts
549
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:55,971
that I fucking love about you
and trust me.
550
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,908
You know how hard it is
551
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,786
to see a burning building
and not yell fire?
552
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,455
Well, maybe it's not on fire.
553
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:07,565
Maybe it's just hot
and uncomfortable.
554
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,241
Is this where you come to think?
555
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,788
No, this is my job.
556
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,810
What are you doing here?
557
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,061
I wanted to talk to you.
558
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,521
Better make it fast,
559
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,423
'cause if there's a fire,
I'm gonna have to go.
560
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,529
I think "Minx" is
561
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,656
a tremendous opportunity
for you.
562
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,349
And I know
that we haven't talked much
563
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,828
about your hopes and dreams,
564
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,813
but modeling can open
a lot of doors.
565
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,836
More modeling.
566
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,070
Acting.
567
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,007
You could be a star.
568
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,259
I don't want to be a star.
569
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,512
I wanted 400 bucks and to show
my dick to the world.
570
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,556
All right, well, I was hoping
it wouldn't come to this,
571
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,789
but you signed a contract,
572
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,434
and Bottom Dollar owns
your photos,
573
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,377
so there's nothing either one
of us can do about it.
574
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,149
So after all that
feminist stuff,
575
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,443
it just comes down
to a piece of paper?
576
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,820
Yes, Shane.
577
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,114
This is business.
578
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:24,726
And I am here on business
and business only.
579
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,833
God, you're the fourth guy
that I have ever slept with
580
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,543
and the only one
who wasn't my boyfriend
581
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,819
and by far the best,
582
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,548
but that has more to do
with my relationship
583
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:42,285
to my own body, I think,
but still, it was...
584
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,958
You were more into me
585
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,003
than I was into you,
and I knew that.
586
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,297
I should have been more careful.
587
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,193
I just wanted
to feel good again,
588
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,904
so I pushed away all reason,
589
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:04,075
and that was really selfish.
590
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,683
It's so irresponsible.
591
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,453
You could have said
to my parents.
592
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,896
Yes, I should have.
593
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,587
If you don't want to be
in "Minx,"
594
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:20,883
then I will figure out
a way of killing the issue,
595
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:24,095
no matter the consequences.
596
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,371
You deserve to have a voice.
597
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,948
Nice work.
598
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,974
And you got some in the process.
599
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,497
Let me know if you need help.
600
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,148
Thank you, Tina.
601
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,266
- 22 inches.
- Brown trout?
602
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,666
- Rainbow.
- Shut up.
603
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,522
Well, if it isn't Mr. August.
604
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,507
More like Mrs. August.
605
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,818
His dick's so fancy,
606
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,510
it probably can't even get
wet any more.
607
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,157
You guys can all laugh,
608
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,391
but I'm the one
that feels bad for you.
609
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,996
You're victims,
610
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,565
victims of something
called the patri-Archie.
611
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,028
Someday, you'll understand.
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