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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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Amy santiago is officially
late for the first time ever.
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All right, let's do this.
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Who's got theories?
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Uh...
Alarm didn't go off.
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All three alarms?
All with battery back-up?
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Come on, who wants
to take this seriously?
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Ooh!
She was taken in her sleep!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Super dark, boyle,
but way more plausible
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Than the sarge's idiotic
alarm clock theory.
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I bet she tucked herself
into bed too tight
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And got stuck.
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Mm, maybe she fell
into another dimension
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Where she's interesting.
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It's 9:00 a.M.
Why is no one working?
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Amy santiago is
a few minutes late,
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And we're all trying
to guess why.
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I'd like to play.
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I'd say she's in line
at the bank.
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This is fun.
(jake)it is fun,
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But you'reall wrong.
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She clearly slipped through
a subway grate
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And is having terrible sex
with a mole man.
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[elevator dings]
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(jake)there she is.Amy.
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We've been worried sick.
Do you care to explain yourself?
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I'm just 70 seconds late.
It's not a big deal.
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Don't worry about it.
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Santiago, you will tell us,
and you will tell us now.
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There was a problem
at the bank.
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Hot damn!
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So you nervous about
the trial tomorrow?
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The jewelry store
break-in?
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Diamond heist.
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It's like you're going
out of your way
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To make it sound
less cool.
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I think the conviction's
a slam dunk.
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Good.
Not to over state it,
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But I'm definitely
gonna die alone,
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And work is all I have.
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I take it dating's
not going well.
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What?
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No! It's awesome.
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What happened with
rosa's friend, katie?
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Yeah, she turned out to be
even more closed off than rosa.
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So how long have
you known rosa?
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None of your business.
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All right.
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All the dates I've been on
lately have been lame.
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Maybe it's you.
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What are your moves?
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What do you talk about?
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Uh, my moves are fine, mom.
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I dazzle them with
a bad-ass cop story.
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Have you ever thought
about going
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With your
non-work interests?
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On my first date
with my wife,
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All we did was talk about
our mutual love of meat loaf.
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The singer
not the food.
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Oh, so the weirder
of the two choices.
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All right, fine.
I get what you're saying.
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Your wife's awesome
and I should do everything
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In my power to be
with her physically.
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I mean, no, not that.
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Don't talk about being a cop.
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Just talk about my own
interests.
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Exactly!
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Hey, she's cute.
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(jake)and alone.
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I'll try and find
our meatloaf.
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(terry)go get her, little man.
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Hello there.
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Hi!
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(rosa)
captain...
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We need to talk
about the union rep elections.
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Scully is running again,
unopposed.
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He is incompetent.
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If there's one thing
to take away
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From the new contract,
it's that holiday pay
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Is "now capped."
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In conclusion,
the word "capped" was said.
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Whoo!
Nailed it.
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Is because the annual
union meeting has a party sub.
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He's been a rep for 12 years,
and he still pronounces
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"union" as "onion."
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As management, I'm not allowed
to talk about union matters.
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Scully doesn't know
anything about our pensions
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And he has no idea
about the new
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Disciplinary guidelines.
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What do you think, captain?
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What I think is,
I will continue
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To not talk
about this issue.
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Hey, you should run.
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Going to meetings,
writing stuff down.
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You love that nerd stuff.
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"writing things down"
is nerdy?
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I just forget stuff
like a cool person.
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Come on, admit it,
you care about this crap.
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Maybe.
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And union reps are always
fighting with the brass.
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It's career suicide,
right, sir?
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Stop trying
to get me involved, santiago.
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No! I'm already fighting
with the brass.
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Look at what you've done!
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Oh man, these look spicy!
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You know, I actually
heard about a guy
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Who died while eating
hot wings.
Really?
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Yeah, he was terminally ill
beforehand though.
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Unrelated.
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I always thought I'd die
at the hands of my own clone.
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Well, that's why you have
to brand the number two
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Into your clone's cheek.
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You shouldn't have a clone
if you don't know that.
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Yes.
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All right,
you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Here we go.
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That's nothing.
Amateur night.
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I can't believe this had three
peppers next to it on the menu--
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Oh, my god!
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Ah!
Hot!
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Oh, so spicy!
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Drink the ranch!
Drink the ranch!
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Ah! Ah!
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Here's the stuff you left
at my place.
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Your sounds of ibiza
sleep cd,
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Seven phone chargers,
and an empty jar
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Labeled "fire spirit."
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No, it's not empty.
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Well, here's your stuff.
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So I guess
it's officially over.
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It was slightly less gross
than I expected.
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Mm.
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Way to be.
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Uh, there is one
last thing.
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The luxury sex romp
we had planned this weekend.
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The hotel says the
"bubbles and bathrobes" package
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Is non-refundable.
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See, that's why I didn't want
to pre-pay, charles.
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Yeah, but that's why
we got such a good deal.
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One hour of free wi-fi!
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Don't worry,
you can have your half
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Of the money back,
and I'll take the room.
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Okay, if one of us
is getting pampered all night,
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It's gonna be me.
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I want that room, gina.
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You can't push me around.
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We're not poke pals
anymore!
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Ew!
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Surprised
to see you walking around.
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Shouldn't you be
on your belly, you snake?
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Yeah, you snake!
[hisses]
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What is happening?
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You're running against me.
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What?
Rosa must've done this.
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I'll get her to stop.
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You know what really
burns my pants?
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I considered you
my best friend.
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What?
What?
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Hi.
Hey now.
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You are looking
very happy.
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I am.
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Guess what happened
last night.
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Spoiler alert:
Sexy-times.
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Okay, now guess.
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Sexy-times!
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Yes! The whole night
was amazing.
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We totally hit it off.
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I found our meat loaf.
Wings.
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The band or the show?
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The food!
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Watched die hards one
through with a vengeance,
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Did some adult stuff,
and spent the rest of the night
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Debating who's the better
ping-pong player.
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She was adorably wrong.
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How do you know
if you didn't play?
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Oh, we played,
which was difficult
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Since she didn't have
a table or paddles.
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We had to use
an avocado pit as the ball.
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It was very messy.
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Ah, hello,
district attorney kurm.
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I got lucky last night.
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That's great.
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Yeah.
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Gary, the defense attorney,
isn't gonna be here.
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Oh, is he sore
from high-fiving criminals
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He's gotten out of jail?
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Who then murdered him
to celebrate?
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Anyway, gary broke his leg,
so he's being replaced.
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Replaced?
He should be put down.
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Like a horse.
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So who's the new sub-human
piece of human garbage?
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Sophia perez.
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Oh, god.
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Jake, this is bad!
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You slept with
a defense attorney.
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You literally slept
with the enemy.
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I know.
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Ah, it's like if john mcclane
slept with hans gruber.
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Or even worse, jeremy irons
from the third one.
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We didn't talk
about our jobs.
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How was I supposed
to know?
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Wait, are you sure
you want to do this?
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Let's go over
the events of tonight.
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We got drunk together,
I invited you
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Up to my apartment,
and I kissed you first.
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No further questions.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
She's waving at you.
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Hey. All right,
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Be strong.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, so this is weird,
huh?
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Yeah. You never told me
you were a cop.
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Yeah, and you never told me
you were a lawyer.
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Well, I didn't wanna
intimidate you.
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Intimidate? Wow.
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But I'm only intimidated
by professions
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That have a moral compass,
like police officer.
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So you're intimidated
by your own job?
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"oh, look at me.
I'm a lawyer.
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I'm so good
at word-using-itude."
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And yes, I know that
that wasn't a word, right.
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I can't even believe I have
to deal with you all week.
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Not a problem.
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This is clearly a conflict
of interest.
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So I'm just gonna talk
to the judge
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And have you kicked off
the case.
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Ha ha! No, there's no
conflict of interest.
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Because I'm not
interested in you.
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Ah.
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God, I can't believe
I slept with a cop.
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It's like a had sex
with hans gruber.
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What--
I'm not the gruber!
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You're the gruber!
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Die hard.
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Captain, rosa's trying
to make me run for union rep.
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You have to stop her.
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I cannot do that.
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As I told you, I'm not allowed
to get involved.
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You already have
a campaign slogan.
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"pick amy, dummies."
I wrote that.
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Tell her how good it is,
captain.
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Again, I cannot.
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Look, I love campaigning
and making signs.
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Lord knows I have enough
poster board at home.
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But captain, please tell her
I shouldn't run for union rep.
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I'm just gonna turn around
in my chair.
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So, amy, you're saying
I should just return this...
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Button maker?
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You think you can tempt me
with a t150 button maker?
257
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,797
Sir, you've gotta
see this.
258
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,133
It doesn't even make
mirror-backs.
259
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,134
This is a joke.
260
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,135
Still not participating.
261
00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,970
I'm enjoying a magazine.
262
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,639
Joke's on you, amy.
You and scully
263
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,773
Are giving campaign speeches
264
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,941
In the briefing room
tomorrow.
265
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,109
What?
266
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,545
Sir, permission
to arrest diaz
267
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,748
Permission to shoot santiago
for being a coward.
268
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,816
Stop it, both of you.
269
00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,018
Now you've done it.
270
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,153
You've made me turn my chair.
271
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,223
I will not get involved,
and I will not have this office
272
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:23,295
Transformed into a house
of snipes and jabs.
273
00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,196
Dismissed.
274
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,765
Full disclosure, your honor.
275
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,833
Last night, miss perez and I
got inebriated,
276
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,136
And we had colitis.
277
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,137
Colitis?
278
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,138
Coitus.
279
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,575
A cop and a defense attorney
sleeping together.
280
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,878
At the time, I did not know
she was a defense attorney.
281
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,313
I should have been able
to guess, however,
282
00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,816
Based on her ability
to lie all over me.
283
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,618
Ha ha--a cop's attempt
to be clever.
284
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,954
It's like watching a horse
try to eat with a fork.
285
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,624
Take a cold shower, horn-dog,
we're at work.
286
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,025
But in all seriousness,
your honor,
287
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,927
I do think she should
recuse herself from the trial.
288
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,063
Why? You think I might tell
everybody in the courtroom
289
00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,798
That you like
to be the little spoon?
290
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,966
Everyone likes
to be the little spoon.
291
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,867
It makes you feel safe!
292
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:03,935
Carl, back me up
on this.
293
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:04,970
Yes, little spoon
all the way.
294
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:05,937
See?
295
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,606
Look, I'm not
recusing myself.
296
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,873
I talked to my client,
and he is fine
297
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,376
If the defendant
is okay with it,
298
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,845
And you two can be mature
in the courtroom,
299
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,880
Then I see no reason
why we can't proceed.
300
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:19,718
Says the guy who uses
a sunglasses case as a wallet.
301
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,019
Stuff can be two things.
302
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,821
Open up your refrigerator,
boom!
303
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,022
Air conditioner.
Life hacked.
304
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,223
Carl, back me up.
305
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,758
I mean, it's not
very green.
306
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,860
Oh, carl.
307
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,861
Guys!
308
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:30,929
Guys, guys,
guys, guys!
309
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,164
My pizza reviews
caught the eye
310
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,868
Of a mr. Matt pittle
of pittle's vittles,
311
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,203
My favorite food blog!
312
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,938
Wow, a local food blog.
313
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,808
Pittle wants to have a five-
hour dinner with me tonight.
314
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,178
Attention, skeezy nobodies!
315
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,980
Tina knowles,
beyonce's mom-ager,
316
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,283
Has contacted me and wants
to audition me tonight.
317
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,085
I've transcended
you now.
318
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:58,123
Sounds like both of you
have pretty great plans tonight.
319
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,991
No! You wrote the email
from pittle
320
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,793
So I'd drop my claim
to the room.
321
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,061
That blog is sacred.
322
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,964
You defiled
the most sacred
323
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:10,802
And most high
miss...Tina kno-w-les!
324
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,970
How dare you, charles?
325
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,805
How'd you get your voice
so high?
326
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,407
[shrilly]
I can take it higher.
327
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,175
I wish you wouldn't.
328
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,178
The room is mine,
you scab.
329
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,213
No, it's mine, gina.
330
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,382
I'm not backing down
this time.
331
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,184
I'm backing up.
332
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,386
Beep, beep, beep.
333
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,854
[coughs]
334
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,857
You nervous?
335
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,161
I have an unimpeachable
eyewitness who saw everything.
336
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,328
Plus, I've got
a little something planned
337
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,329
For our lawyer friend.
338
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,397
Every time she
looks over,
339
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,933
I'm gonna hit her
with one of these.
340
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,768
It'll remind her
that we kissed,
341
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,704
And that's how
I get in her head.
342
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:46,905
I like it.
343
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,173
You want me to flex
and make all the buttons
344
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,174
Pop off of my shirt?
345
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,710
Yes!
You can do that?
346
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,212
The challenge is keeping
the buttons on.
347
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,848
Oh, okay, okay,
okay, okay.
348
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,717
And you're sure
this is the man
349
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,252
You saw leaving the store at
the time of the diamond heist?
350
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,221
Nice. "diamond heist,"
catching on.
351
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,355
Uh, yeah.
That's the guy.
352
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:09,828
You have a 2006 conviction
for perjury, is that correct?
353
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,463
Uh...Yeah.
354
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,897
It's okay.
I knew about that.
355
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,833
And is sidney wells
actually your name,
356
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,434
Or is it brian davidson?
357
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,271
As in the brian davidson
who is facing fraud charges
358
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,873
In new jersey?
Yeah.
359
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,276
Or that. Oh, god--okay,
time to bust out the big guns.
360
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,046
(jake)this is bad.
361
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,781
Only the judge saw me.
362
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,382
(sophia)
no further questions,
your honor.
363
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,885
Ugh, winking?
Real mature.
364
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,421
(carl)
judge gave us a recess,
365
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,489
But if we don't get
new evidence by tomorrow,
366
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,857
We have no chance.
367
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,391
Great pep talk, carl.
368
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,060
Don't worry,
we'll get some evidence.
369
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,896
Excuse me one second.
370
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,232
Hey, that wasn't cool.
371
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,234
No. What wasn't cool was you
trying to air make-out
372
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,235
With the judge.
373
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,003
Those kisses
were meant for you!
374
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,172
Not in a romantic way,
they were psych-out kisses.
375
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,840
Look, you know
your client did it.
376
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,408
It doesn't matter
if my client did it or not.
377
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,944
That's what I've been saying.
[whispers] it doesn't matter.
378
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,479
All right,
scott, beat it.
379
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,981
Scott.
380
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,550
Look, my job is to make you
prove he did it.
381
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,418
It's the basis
of our entire justice system.
382
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,220
What, you think john adams
was just some idiot?
383
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,189
No, I think john adams
was a mini-series
384
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,091
I didn't watch because
it looked like a book.
385
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,027
Look, without a credible
witness, your case is a mess.
386
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,163
Kinda like your ping-pong
serve.
387
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,198
Oh, my god.
She smells so good.
388
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,568
That avocado pit
was not regulation.
389
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,303
Wish that had sounded cooler.
390
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,471
Come on, terry,
let's go save the day.
391
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,472
Carl, you wanna come?
392
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,174
No, thank you.
All right.
393
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,577
All right, listen up,
we need more evidence
394
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,245
On this guy
and we need it quick,
395
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,914
So no time for chit-chat.
396
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,116
What's going on?
You love chit-chat.
397
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,218
Yeah, also, your posture
seems off,
398
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,553
Like, it's good.
399
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,254
Because I'm being serious
400
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,190
Because I don't want
this perp to walk.
401
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,392
This isn't about the perp.
402
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,227
It's about this woman.
403
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,129
Jake slept with her.
404
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,532
She looks like the woman
on an olive oil bottle.
405
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,533
Way to go, jake.
406
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,534
She's a defense attorney.
407
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,037
Oh, my god,
are you kidding?
Boo!
408
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,139
Hey, guys,
let's take it easy on him.
409
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:05,109
But seriously, I think you need
to get checked for rabies.
410
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,845
Hey, I have a good rabies guy,
if you need one.
411
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,313
Uh-huh. All right, listen.
412
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:12,016
Our witness is useless,
so we either need to recover
413
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,452
The stolen gems or find
the break-in tool.
414
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,954
What year was
the perp's house built in?
415
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,156
Some of those old brownstones
had dumbwaiters.
416
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,557
A perfect hiding spot.
417
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,859
Good thinking, amy.
418
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,327
All right,
I'm gonna win this case
419
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,295
And then we can put
my horrible sexual experience
420
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,264
Behind us forever.
(charles)I don't know jake.
421
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,866
I'm afraid I'm gonna think
about it every time
422
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,100
I look at your crotch.
423
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,036
Then stop looking
at my crotch!
424
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,240
What are you doing?
425
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,108
Just pointing people
to the one detective
426
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,110
Who actually wants to run
for union rep.
427
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,179
Welcome to my nightmares,
amy-scully minotaur.
428
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,381
Pretty clever signing me up
for the speech this afternoon.
429
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:47,952
Mine is epically bad
and way too long.
430
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,021
There's a section where
I just pick people out
431
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,289
Of the crowd
and insult them.
432
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,291
It gets really personal.
433
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,194
Did you know that hitchcock
is technically "a bastard"?
434
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,029
Santiago, can I talk
to you in my office?
435
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,297
Mm-hmm.
436
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,035
Blinds closed?
437
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,238
Are we having a pow-wow?
438
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,440
As you know, I shouldn't
be talking about this election
439
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:14,212
With any of my detectives,
but I will with you.
440
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,346
Of course.
441
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,481
Because you trust me.
442
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,284
Because you're royally
screwing up.
443
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,618
Oh, no, this isn't
a pow-wow.
444
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,619
It's a haranguing.
445
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,455
Stop trying to tank
this election.
446
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,258
You know damned well
you'd make a great union rep.
447
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,160
But, sir, I want to be
captain one day,
448
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,596
And clashing with the brass
is career suicide.
449
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,364
Not for me.
450
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,500
By my very nature,
I was constantly
451
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,402
In conflict
with my superiors.
452
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,337
Listen, you're black
and gay,
453
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,273
So I think you should just take
all the black, gay cases.
454
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,409
You know, the weird stuff.
455
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,378
I strongly disagree.
456
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:52,350
But I still managed
to rise through the ranks.
457
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,286
Run for union rep, amy.
458
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,157
Okay. I'll do it.
459
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,094
But never tell anyone
about this...
460
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,095
Pow-wow.
461
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,563
You called it a pow-wow!
462
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,066
So, detective peralta,
463
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,234
You found some "new"
evidence last night.
464
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:14,205
Correction: I found some damning
new evidence last night.
465
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,239
It was hidden in an old
dumbwaiter
466
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,541
In the defendant's house.
467
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,010
All his burglary tools,including a glass cutter
468
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:23,214
(sophia)yes, but isn't it possiblemy client could've used
469
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,317
The glass cutter for something
other than a robbery?
470
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,254
I mean, after all,
stuff can do two things, right?
471
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,422
Hey! I say that!
472
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,423
That's my saying!
473
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,992
Your honor,
she stole my saying.
474
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,293
People don't own sayings.
475
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,328
Please answer the question,
detective.
476
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,764
Fine. In the same bag
as the burglary tools,
477
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,265
We also found shards
of glass.
478
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,067
And you expect us
to believe
479
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,502
That you found
this new evidence yesterday
480
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,305
Just as your case was
collapsing around you?
481
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,240
(jake)I certainly hope so,because it's the truth.
482
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,676
In fact, I believe it was
the great john adams
483
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,713
Who once said, "to believe
all men honest is folly.
484
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,183
To believe none...
Is something worse."
485
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,518
Let the record show
miss perez looks stunned
486
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,787
And defeated.
No further questions.
487
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,223
You're not allowed
to say that.
Yup.
488
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,692
Hey, captain, I have a juicy
little boyle nugget
489
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,793
I'd like to drop on you.
490
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,162
Okay,
please drop a nugget.
491
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,699
I think that the squad could
really increase its efficiency
492
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,436
If gina spent the night
re-logging all our files
493
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,771
With keywords.
494
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,140
The lady doth have the skills.
495
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,309
Funny, she was just telling me
how you should work all night.
496
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,310
Say what?
497
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,345
Gina.
498
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,746
Yes?
499
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,181
You've both madecompelling points
500
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,582
About the amount of work
that needs to be done
501
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,252
Around here, so you'll both
be pulling overnight shifts.
502
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:40,224
Before you complain, I am
once again turning in my chair.
503
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,529
Oh, sweet chair turn.
That's a real power move.
504
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,763
So good.
505
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,299
We, the jury,
find the defendant...
506
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,235
Not guilty.
Oh, come on!
507
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,570
Ow!
508
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,405
Oh, I'm in too much pain
to care how cool and strong
509
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,473
That made me look.
510
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,741
It was already
splintering.
511
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,276
Don't take this away
from me.
512
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,749
Wow, well done.
Another criminal walks free.
513
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,184
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
514
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,752
Maybe stop calling
my client a criminal,
515
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,687
Since he was found
not guilty.
516
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,624
Well, I find myself not guilty
of never seeing you again.
517
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,726
So you will
see me again?
518
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,328
No!
519
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,329
Why, what did I say?
You know what?
520
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,132
You're the worst!
521
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,567
(terry)
jake, what are you doing,
man?
522
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:26,104
That I now see says
"emergency exit only" on it,
523
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,306
So I'm turning around,
but I'm still ticked!
524
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,508
Look, man.
Don't screw this up.
525
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,644
I hate defense attorneys
as much as any rational adult,
526
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,780
But you obviously have
feelings for sophia.
527
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,248
Yeah, anger.
528
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,683
I don't know.
529
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,585
It just seems to me
like you met your match.
530
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,787
You said yourself how boring
your dates have been.
531
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,690
But you have to admit,
sophia wouldn't be boring.
532
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,492
I will admit she's not boring.
533
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:52,497
I guess you could say
she's passably attractive.
534
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:56,767
God, I can't believe I'm about
to ask out a defense attorney.
535
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,270
And we all know
that amy santiago
536
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,671
Wants to be
captain one day,
537
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,508
Which means she will never
stand up to management.
538
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,477
I don't want to be captain.
I just want my sub.
539
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,714
Please just give me
back my sub.
540
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,915
Vote scully.
541
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,183
[applause]
542
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,586
(amy)I'm gonna make this quick.
543
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,556
Scully said that I want
to be captain, and I do.
544
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,658
But that won't stop me
from standing up for you.
545
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,695
He also said if you voted for
him, you'd get a golden boat.
546
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,297
That's not real.
547
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,698
If I get elected,
I'll go to all
548
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,767
The union meetings,
actually pay attention,
549
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,502
And most importantly,
I'll bring back
550
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,839
Party sub leftovers.
551
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,707
Thank you, scully.
552
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,775
"pick amy, dummies."
553
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,844
[applause]
554
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,613
Hello.
555
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,484
Hey.
How'd you find me?
556
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,785
I'm a detective, remember?
557
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,655
I also went into a bunch
of wrong offices first.
558
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,290
Stole hella peppermints.
559
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,658
So what's up?
You here to yell at me again
560
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,659
For doing my job?
561
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,627
No, I'm here
to ask you out.
562
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,762
Oh.
Yeah.
563
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,931
That has a bunch
of ping-pong tables,
564
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,566
So I thought we could
head over there
565
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,868
And have a drink, talk,
and then, with any luck,
566
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,504
Things will get uncomfortably
competitive.
567
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,538
That sounds fun.
568
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,673
Look, if we're going
to do this,
569
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,508
We're gonna have
to have a couple of rules.
570
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,310
Rule number one,
starting right now:
571
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,611
No work talk.
572
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,513
Perfect, we can just skip
straight to making out
573
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:19,550
On your desk.
574
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,920
Yeah, that's not my desk.
This is.
575
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,388
Copy that.
576
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,224
Blame it on the janitor
and make a break for it?
577
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,759
Absolutely.
After you.
578
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,564
Charles, I'm sorry that neither
of us have the room.
579
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,768
Yes. I, too, am disappointed
by this unfortunate stalemate.
580
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,238
Why are you talking
all victorian?
581
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,006
You're lying about something.
That's what that means.
582
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,542
Nonsense, m'lady.
583
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,612
Okay, fine--I might not be
in that hotel room right now,
584
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,347
But my gene pool is.
585
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,414
Ew.
586
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,649
What'd you do
in there?
587
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,718
I gave the hotel room
to my father
588
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,553
And told him to check in
under my name.
589
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,523
What? No!
I gave my key to my mom!
590
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,794
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong room.
591
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,996
That's okay.
592
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,632
Hey, wait a second,
do we know each other?
593
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,637
Yes! And you're that
little man's father, boyle.
594
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,306
We met at the family
food drive.
595
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,707
I'm darlene linetti.
596
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,645
Lynn boyle,
pleased to re-meet you.
597
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,346
So what do you think's
going on here?
598
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,414
Mix up or something?
599
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,782
I don't know.
600
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,983
Regina's been
encouraging me
601
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:30,688
To have some...
Romantic adventures.
602
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,689
Holy cow.
603
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,793
- Not a doctor.
- Shh!
604
00:21:36,305 --> 00:22:36,760
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