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- Rusty, pick up, come on.
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- Hi, did you get him?
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- No, no, not yet.
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He's about 500 yards up.
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This time, we're gonna get him.
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You gotta meet me at
spit fork right now.
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- I'm so happy, I
could just kiss you!
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- Now that's just wrong.
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- Why?
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- Because you're my sister.
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- Oops, keep forgettin'.
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- Yeah, just get on with it.
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Meet me up there.
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- I'm so excited!
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I thought you were Bigfoot!
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- Quit you're talking,
he's right over there.
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- Where?
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- Shh.
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Go, go, go.
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Get going.
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- He's not here!
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- What do you
mean he's not there?
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- He got away.
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- Oh, no, he got away.
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Well, you know what?
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Next time we're gonna give
him the red carpet treatment.
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- The red carpet
treatment?
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I'm ready for my
closeup!
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Now find him!
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- Get going.
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♪ Ho ♪
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♪ Ho, huh ♪
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♪ Ho, huh, ho ♪
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- Hello?
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- Hey Penny, it's Dr. Dawn.
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- Hi, Dr. Dawn.
- How are you?
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- I'm doing great, how are you?
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- Listen, there's been
a bunch of Bigfoot
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sightings in the area.
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I'm so excited.
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And I really think that
he's close this time.
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So I've been talking to some
of the girls from the team,
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and I thought what we'd do
is we'd get together again.
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I really think this
time we might find him.
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- Oh my God, I just
had the craziest dream.
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I dreamt Bigfoot was stalking
me, and there he was.
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- That's kind of an omen.
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- I think it is.
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- So the girls are
all getting ready
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to come tomorrow morning.
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I've also got an ad on
Craigslist for a new girl.
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So we'll meet here
tomorrow, nine o'clock?
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- Okay, that's perfect.
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See you then.
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- Bye.
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- Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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- You never miss.
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Whoa, whoa, easy,
easy.
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Don't shoot.
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- What are you doing here?
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- Just though I'd
check on my sis.
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- Yeah, well, I'm
doing just fine.
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You can go now.
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- Mm, yeah, you seem real fine.
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God, you're still so angry.
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I mean, Jess, it's
been five years.
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When are you gonna let this go?
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- When are you gonna give a
shit that our father's dead?
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- You don't think that this
kills me every single day, huh?
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It was a horrible accident.
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He was in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
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- It was about a bunch of
greedy hunters out for Bigfoot.
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And again, he got away.
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And our father lost
his life because of it.
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And it's gonna happen
to somebody else
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unless this damn
beast is caught.
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- All right, why
don't you get him?
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- What?
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- Come on, Jess.
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You're the best shot in
this neck of the woods.
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If anyone could hunt
him down, it's you.
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Do it.
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Do it for dad.
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- I love you, Billy.
- Love you too, kiddo.
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Now, gear up and go get him.
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♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ I'm fine ♪
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- Hi!
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- Hi!
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- Yay, Peggy!
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- I haven't seen
you for so long!
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- Yay!
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Yay, Peggy!
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The whole team is
back together again.
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- Oh, I'm so excited.
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- Good to see you again.
- Hi, Tilly.
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- You look great.
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- And this is, Daisy.
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- Hi!
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I'm Daisy May.
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- She answered the
add in Craigslist,
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and I thought she was perfect.
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So Daisy's not done this before,
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so we're gonna teach her.
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- This is my first
time, first time.
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- And then, Tilly, you're
gonna be showing her
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how to do the
sword and the toys.
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- Yes, I am.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Yeah.
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- And Penny, you're gonna
be showing her how we
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use our sensuality to--
- To be sexy.
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- Oh, I heard he likes booties.
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And I heard Bigfoot
likes big titties.
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Right?
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- So we're gonna seduce him out,
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but this time we're
gonna find him.
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And I even heard that
they've had these wolf calls,
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like woo, hoo, hoo!
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You know, the Bigfoot
making noises.
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- But like is the local
news gonna be here?
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Is like CNN?
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- Oh, when we get
selfies with Bigfoot,
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and then when we
actually interview him,
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oh, we're gonna
have so much press.
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- But like how long do
you think it's gonna be
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before we get famous?
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- Oh, right away.
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- Yeah, it's instant.
- Right away.
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- Then I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
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- So do you guys have
outfits for the hunt?
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- I do, I do, I do.
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- Yeah, sexy stuff?
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Okay, let's change.
- Let's do it.
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- Okay.
- Let's go.
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- Hi, my name is Penny Blossom,
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and I'm an internet influencer.
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I have a lot of
people following me,
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and I have sponsors that pay
me money because they like me.
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They think I'm cute.
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But the main reason is I
get visited from celebrities
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that have passed away
and they come and see me
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because they tell
me I'm special.
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- Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn.
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This is gonna be my third
expedition to find Bigfoot.
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And this time we're
gonna find him.
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I'm so excited.
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I've actually been an
enthusiastic about Bigfoot
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since I was a little
girl in England,
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and I was part of
the Girl Guides.
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Girl Scouts over here,
but that, you know,
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we're more hardcore in England.
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- I'm Daisy May.
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I'm a stripper by trade,
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but I'm trying to
make a career change
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and become a successful
famous person.
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So what happened was
I'm at my strip club,
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and I'm talking to
one of my regulars.
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And his friend comes in and
says, "Guess what, Charlie?"
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That's my regular.
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"There is a Bigfoot out in
the woods on the loose."
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- My name is Tilly Takahashi.
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I'm half-German
and half-Japanese.
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My mother was German,
and she named me Tilly
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because I have
bravery and strength.
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And my father gave me his
sword on his deathbed.
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So I travel with
it wherever I go.
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Even in the forest, even
when I'm on the bathroom.
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You know why?
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Because Bigfoot can sneak
up on you in the forest.
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Even when you're
popping a squat!
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- Ahoy maties, I'm Jesse
James from Bigfoot or Bust.
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And I have a plan to come
back and prove to everyone
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that Bigfoot exists and
bring him back alive.
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But in my care.
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I have a way of taming beasts.
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- Hi, I'm Rusty Ready.
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I'm Wally's sister.
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Well, I used to think
we were cousins,
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but I found out he's my brother,
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which is so strange because
also there's a rumor
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in our family that we're
related to Bigfoot.
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And it's been my dream since I
was a little, little, little,
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little, little girl to capture
Bigfoot, and I'm gon do it.
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If I have to entice him
any way I can.
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- Hi, I'm Wally, and I am a
lean, mean killing machine.
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- Lean?
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- I even got firepower
because the number one thing
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that's on my plate
right now is Bigfoot.
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He's mine.
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I'm gonna get very large
amounts of money for that thing.
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Big smelly turd.
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By the way, these are my horses.
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This is my farm.
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You go on my website
anytime you want
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because I can teach you how
to ride one of them horses.
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- Okay, ladies, are we locked
and loaded and ready to go?
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- Yes, we are.
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I got my crossbow.
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- Ready to shoot.
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- Woo!
- My darts.
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- Now, Daisy, I have
an instrument here.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna give you this.
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This is a tranquilizer
gun, right?
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Just 'cause it's your
first time and everything.
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- What does it do?
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- If he gets close,
you're gonna,
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you're gonna shoot him with it.
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- Okay, okay, where?
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In the butt, right, in the butt?
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- I say in the butt.
- In the butt, in the butt?
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- Oh no, no.
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We need to shoot
him in the balls.
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- In the balls?
- Ooh, nasty!
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- I mean, if he's
not cooperating.
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- Like that!
- Yeah, exactly.
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- And so you know the
one action where you.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, there you go.
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There you go.
- Like that!
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- Right.
- And then that.
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- And also Penny will cover you.
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Hopefully you won't shoot
one of us, but if you do.
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- I have Narcan in my backpack.
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- Oh, well that would help.
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- Okay, but if I shoot
him in the balls,
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how are we gonna do
a good interview?
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I thought you said
there's gonna be
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like news crews from
all over the world.
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- We'll do the selfies first,
and if he's not cooperating,
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then you shoot him in the balls.
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- I don't think this--
- We'll tell you.
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We'll tell you when
to do it, yeah.
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Right, are we ready?
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- Yeah.
- Are we ready to go?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, let's do it ladies!
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Let's go!
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♪ Desire, it's burning ♪
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♪ It's fire in your eyes ♪
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♪ The heat of the moment ♪
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♪ I'm murder in disguise ♪
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♪ Can't stop ya,
now I've been away ♪
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♪ Won't be a fool ♪
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♪ Not how you win or lose,
it's how you play the round ♪
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♪ Get to the point, oh ♪
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♪ The point of seduction ♪
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- Yeah, what's up, Jess?
257
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:52,151
- Billy, you're not gonna
believe what just happened.
258
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:57,156
I'm driving my Jeep, and
Bigfoot just ran across the road
259
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,356
right in front of my Jeep.
260
00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:01,226
- Did you shoot him?
261
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,460
- I got out, I ran with my
gun, but I couldn't catch him.
262
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:05,659
But can you believe that?
263
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,760
- All right, look, be careful,
264
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:10,136
regroup and take
care of business.
265
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:12,534
- I'll get him, don't you worry.
266
00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:15,207
All right, keep you posted, bye.
267
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,148
- Is everyone all right?
268
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:22,808
- Yes.
- Yes.
269
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,084
- Okay, good.
270
00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:27,120
What year is it?
271
00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:28,253
- 2022.
272
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,716
- Well, at least it's not 2020.
273
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:32,686
Where is Bigfoot?
274
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:33,819
- We're gonna find out.
275
00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,164
I see him.
276
00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:38,857
- Let's go that way.
277
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,726
- Yep.
- Yeah.
278
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:40,393
- Let's go.
279
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,301
- Where'd you last see Bigfoot?
280
00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:44,830
- Well, last time
he got really close,
281
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,271
but we were watching
for the droppings.
282
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,405
We were looking on the ground
283
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,605
to see if we could
see any, any...
284
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,277
- You mean the poop?
285
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:53,575
- Wait, wait, hold
it, hold it, guys.
286
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,445
This thing is so heavy.
287
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,447
I just don't know what to
do, I can't carry it anymore.
288
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,910
- Yeah, me too, this
is really heavy.
289
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,582
- Okay, come on, girls.
290
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:03,453
Use your brain, put
it in your backpack.
291
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:26,443
- Hey there, sweetheart.
292
00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:30,612
First I got your daddy,
and now I got his kin.
293
00:18:37,753 --> 00:18:41,326
Adios, doll.
294
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,745
- Oh my God, did you
bitches just hear that?
295
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,286
- That's Bigfoot,
it's gotta be Bigfoot!
296
00:19:07,321 --> 00:19:09,849
- That has to be something,
that was really big.
297
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,587
- Yes, let's get him!
298
00:19:11,622 --> 00:19:13,919
- Come on, girls, let's go!
- Let's do this.
299
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,591
- Oh my God, are you sure?
300
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,791
Okay, I guess I really
wanna get famous.
301
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:22,532
- What is that?
302
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,239
- Someone's hurt!
303
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:26,899
- Oh!
304
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:27,900
Oh!
305
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,902
- Oh my God, you guys.
306
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,442
Is she dead?
307
00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:32,575
Is she dead?
308
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,610
- Dr. Dawn, you're a doctor.
309
00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:35,908
Is she dead?
- It's Jesse.
310
00:19:38,286 --> 00:19:39,681
- Well, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.
311
00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:40,682
You're a doctor,
you can help her.
312
00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:41,881
- You're a doctor?
313
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,882
She's a doctor.
- Are you okay?
314
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,521
- Yeah, she is a doctor.
315
00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:46,457
- Well, I'm not that
kind of a doctor.
316
00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:47,326
- Oh!
317
00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:48,624
She's alive.
318
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:49,790
She's alive.
- What, are you okay?
319
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:51,495
Are you okay?
- Oh my God.
320
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,859
- You've broken something?
- You okay?
321
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,432
You need help.
- No, no, I'm good.
322
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:55,433
I'm good.
323
00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:56,863
- You guys, she's alive.
324
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,733
- Jesse, what are
you doing here?
325
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,306
- Holy cow.
326
00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:04,409
Some freaking, whatever
the hell that was.
327
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:05,311
- Bigfoot!
328
00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:10,547
- Are you guys looking
for Bigfoot too?
329
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:11,977
- Yes.
- Yeah.
330
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,385
- Oh my God.
- Are you looking for Bigfoot?
331
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,584
- Yes.
332
00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:15,717
Yes.
- Did you find him?
333
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,785
- He snuck up on me.
334
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,457
- Bigfoot threw
you off the bridge?
335
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:20,887
- Was he stinky?
- I think so.
336
00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,625
- Oh my God, you're
so lucky to be alive.
337
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,923
- I know.
338
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,595
- I know.
- You were so close.
339
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,432
Did you feel him,
did you smell him?
340
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,302
- I, I, I could...
341
00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,370
I could sense that he was
there or something was there.
342
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:32,800
And then I just saw his.
343
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,869
- I'm amazed, there's
not even any blood.
344
00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:37,508
- Here, help her
up, help her up.
345
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,003
- We were right, okay.
- Can you stand up?
346
00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:41,776
- Oh, I'm fine.
347
00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:44,482
I'm good, I'm good.
- You wanna join us?
348
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,616
- I mean, really?
349
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,486
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Yeah.
350
00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,521
- I think that
would be fricking awesome.
351
00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,754
- Woo!
- Yay, honey!
352
00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:54,624
- There's not a scratch on you.
353
00:20:54,659 --> 00:20:55,757
- All right, guys.
354
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,088
- Let's go.
- Come on, yeah.
355
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,958
- This a-way.
- Okay.
356
00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:01,026
- And stay clear of that
bridge, for the love of God.
357
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,699
- There's not a
scratch on you, bitch.
358
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,372
And you still look good.
359
00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:16,349
- He's gotta be out
there somewhere.
360
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:19,484
- You know, I think it's
time for Bigfoot calling.
361
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,080
- Yeah, Tarzan style.
362
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:22,949
- Oh.
363
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,086
- Is it working?
364
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,561
- Bigfoot!
365
00:21:30,596 --> 00:21:32,431
- Let's try Jane style.
366
00:21:32,466 --> 00:21:33,432
- What's Jane style?
367
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:34,433
- Like.
368
00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:36,028
- Oh.
369
00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:38,030
- Like a girlie one.
370
00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:41,869
Is he coming?
371
00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:43,002
No.
372
00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:45,004
Let's try ape style, like.
373
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,610
- Oh, okay.
374
00:21:50,616 --> 00:21:51,549
- Yeah, put with it.
375
00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,080
Like put it in.
376
00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:00,789
- Maybe we need to
try something else.
377
00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:01,757
- Try this one.
378
00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:06,157
- Okay.
379
00:22:07,864 --> 00:22:09,864
- No, no, you need to be
louder than that, Penny.
380
00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:10,997
Like this.
381
00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:13,868
- Okay, let me try.
382
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:17,938
- No, no, like this one.
383
00:22:19,777 --> 00:22:20,644
- Okay.
384
00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:28,784
- Okay, that has gotta do it.
385
00:22:28,819 --> 00:22:30,588
- That has to do it.
386
00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:31,589
Do you see him yet?
387
00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:33,624
- No.
388
00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,826
We need some like
real sound system.
389
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:41,060
- Yeah, maybe we can try and
find a real sound system,
390
00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:42,094
and that would work.
- Yeah.
391
00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:43,766
- I bet that would work.
392
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:44,866
- There's gotta be one
round here somewhere.
393
00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:45,768
- Yeah.
394
00:22:47,673 --> 00:22:48,936
- Do you think he's close?
395
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:50,641
- I think I smell him.
396
00:22:50,676 --> 00:22:51,543
- Yeah.
397
00:22:52,909 --> 00:22:55,481
We are real close,
I smell him too.
398
00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:56,878
All right, team.
399
00:22:56,913 --> 00:22:58,682
We need to remember
why we are here.
400
00:22:58,717 --> 00:22:59,683
- But why are we here?
401
00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:00,849
- Yeah, why are we here?
402
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,787
- To get Bigfoot's droppings.
403
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,527
- You mean we're here
looking for shit?
404
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,958
- Yeah.
405
00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:13,994
No, I mean, for
medicinal purposes,
406
00:23:14,029 --> 00:23:16,601
we need his droppings.
407
00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:18,229
Team.
408
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:22,772
In 2050, Bigfoot droppings
are worth trillions
409
00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:24,675
and trillions.
- Wow.
410
00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:29,548
- All we need is just two or
three of those big babies,
411
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,242
and we'll be trillionaires.
412
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,147
- That is great, oh my God!
413
00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,918
- Get it together, let's go.
414
00:23:37,855 --> 00:23:39,525
- Droppings, shit.
415
00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:44,024
- This is gonna be the third
time that I've done this.
416
00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:46,191
The call me Dr. Dawn
because I'm a doctor.
417
00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:50,536
I have a PhD from Oxford
in chemical engineering.
418
00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:54,100
Actually it was a little,
little college down the road
419
00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:55,772
from the regular Oxford.
420
00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:58,137
And it's actually in
paranormal science.
421
00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,546
But you know, I don't
tell the girls that.
422
00:24:00,581 --> 00:24:03,043
I'm a little on the edge,
and I'm not sure that,
423
00:24:03,078 --> 00:24:05,650
you know, they all
really appreciate that.
424
00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:08,081
- I had an Elvis sighting,
425
00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,720
and he asked me
if he can help me.
426
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,283
And I go, "Yeah, sure.
427
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,922
"But you're not really
Elvis, are you?"
428
00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:15,792
He goes, "No, I'm Elvis.
429
00:24:15,827 --> 00:24:17,860
"No one can see me, but
you because you're special.
430
00:24:17,895 --> 00:24:20,060
"And I'm making an appearance."
431
00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:22,260
I said, "Can I get a selfie?"
432
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,131
So I took a selfie, and
I turned around to finish
433
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:28,299
putting the gas on, he just
disappeared into thin air.
434
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,170
- And this particular Bigfoot is
435
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:35,515
really attracted to white
girls with big booties.
436
00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:38,144
Like mine.
437
00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:40,311
- You might wonder why I
joined this expedition.
438
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,852
Well, I felt like the
girls could use my help
439
00:24:42,887 --> 00:24:45,151
because I have sword skills!
440
00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:47,758
I think I'm very strong.
441
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:50,123
And I don't think Bigfoot
is gonna stand a chance
442
00:24:50,158 --> 00:24:53,060
against me, even though
I'm much smaller than him.
443
00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:55,964
It doesn't matter,
I've got brains too.
444
00:24:55,999 --> 00:24:57,801
And he's just a big oaf.
445
00:24:57,836 --> 00:25:00,166
What is he doing wandering
around the forest all the time?
446
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,337
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
447
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,580
Look, look, look.
448
00:25:08,649 --> 00:25:09,747
- Is that an animal?
449
00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:11,243
- It's a clue, it looks...
450
00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:13,080
- Oh my God.
- Oh no, it looks like.
451
00:25:13,115 --> 00:25:16,721
- It stinks.
- What is that stench?
452
00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:18,085
Ew!
453
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,658
Ew, ew, ew.
- It smells.
454
00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:21,187
- Ew, ew, ew.
455
00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:23,354
- Does it smell like him?
- What is it?
456
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,224
- Oh.
- I don't wanna smell it.
457
00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:27,963
I can smell it from here,
don't get closer, no!
458
00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:29,195
- You can see the skin
underneath if you look.
459
00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:30,801
- Oh no, it's fresh.
460
00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:32,264
- It came from his butt?
461
00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:34,607
- Well, this looks like
where the legs would be.
462
00:25:34,642 --> 00:25:36,708
- Maybe he's hurt.
- Yeah, maybe he's hurt.
463
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,138
Maybe somebody cut him.
464
00:25:38,173 --> 00:25:39,337
- Well, he hurt
me, good for him.
465
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,910
- So wait a second.
466
00:25:40,945 --> 00:25:42,879
Does this mean
we're one more step
467
00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:45,244
closer to finding Bigfoot?
468
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:47,279
So we're one step closer
to getting famous?
469
00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,215
- No, I think what
happened was he--
470
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,755
- Oh my God, I'm so excited.
471
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,218
- He's gotta be close.
472
00:25:52,253 --> 00:25:54,088
- Okay, let's go find him.
- Yeah.
473
00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:56,156
- Okay, find him.
- This is my moment.
474
00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:57,322
I'm getting famous.
475
00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,225
I'm brave.
476
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,127
Here we go!
477
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,131
- Oh my God.
478
00:26:13,912 --> 00:26:14,779
Oh my God.
479
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:20,312
Guys, unless that's a
mirage, that is a trampoline!
480
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,116
- A what?
- Trampoline.
481
00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,118
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
482
00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:26,758
- Just like that?
- Let's go check it out!
483
00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:31,224
- Let's go jump on it!
484
00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:34,700
Trampoline!
- God, freaking awesome.
485
00:26:34,735 --> 00:26:37,263
- Oh my God, I love trampolines.
486
00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:39,903
Oh, I am so excited!
487
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:44,039
I love trampolines.
- Who's gonna go first?
488
00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:46,008
- Me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, I'm always last.
489
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,141
I'm going first.
490
00:26:47,176 --> 00:26:48,747
No, I'm always fucking last.
491
00:26:48,782 --> 00:26:49,880
I'm going first,
bitches, I go first.
492
00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:51,684
- Wait.
493
00:26:51,719 --> 00:26:53,114
Did you know there's
actually scientific evidence
494
00:26:53,149 --> 00:26:56,722
that squeaky springs are
gonna excite Bigfoot?
495
00:26:56,757 --> 00:26:58,416
- Really?
- Wow.
496
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,320
- So if we jump really high,
we could get him all excited,
497
00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:02,992
and he could come down to us.
498
00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:06,930
- I'm really good at
making beds squeak.
499
00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,932
So let me see what I can do.
500
00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:10,835
- Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
501
00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,134
Just, just, guys, be careful
though, because you know,
502
00:27:13,169 --> 00:27:16,269
if he does appear, you
got, you got, you know.
503
00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:17,402
- Are we ready?
- We're ready.
504
00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:19,437
- Oh my God, I'm so excited!
505
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,945
♪ Come on, yo, yo, yo ♪
506
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,716
- I need to be free!
507
00:27:25,115 --> 00:27:27,852
Free the boobies,
free the boobies!
508
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:32,252
♪ Don't blame me if you sat
on the bench at your prom ♪
509
00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:35,222
♪ What a joke that you're broke
and you live with your mom ♪
510
00:27:35,257 --> 00:27:38,027
♪ I bet your man watching me
and you lay there and sob ♪
511
00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:39,732
♪ He hasn't touched
you in years ♪
512
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,162
♪ 'Cause you're a
fuckin' bachelor ♪
513
00:27:41,197 --> 00:27:44,165
♪ So bam, you think
I'm such a disgrace ♪
514
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,739
♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪
515
00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:49,401
♪ So bam, could give
a shit what you say ♪
516
00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:52,877
♪ So bam, sounds to me
like you need to get laid ♪
517
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:55,473
♪ Bam, I'm fucking
smoking them all ♪
518
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,410
♪ Bam, you're giving head
at last call, oh my ♪
519
00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:01,116
♪ Bam, you hatin'
'cause you don't shine ♪
520
00:28:01,151 --> 00:28:04,284
♪ So bam, get a life and
stay the fuck outta mine ♪
521
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:06,792
♪ You're sad your tits are
hanging down to your knees ♪
522
00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:09,487
♪ You fuckin' wish you were
my smokin' 34 double Ds ♪
523
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,259
♪ You got nothing else to do
but take it all out on me ♪
524
00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:13,931
♪ You know you trippin',
fuckin' trippin' ♪
525
00:28:13,966 --> 00:28:15,801
♪ On what you wish
you could be ♪
526
00:28:15,836 --> 00:28:18,100
♪ Plus your acne's so bad
that it left you with scars ♪
527
00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:21,004
♪ Is that what's behind how
fuckin' jealous you are ♪
528
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:22,335
♪ We each lose
control the destiny ♪
529
00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:24,040
♪ Yo, where we goin' how far ♪
530
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,339
♪ Want sweet revenge
'cause in the end ♪
531
00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:28,242
♪ You know damn
well who's a star ♪
532
00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:31,344
♪ So bam, you think
I'm such a disgrace ♪
533
00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:34,182
♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪
534
00:28:34,217 --> 00:28:36,547
♪ Bam, I could give
a fuck what you say ♪
535
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,990
♪ So bam, sounds to me
like you need to get laid ♪
536
00:28:40,025 --> 00:28:42,828
♪ Bam, I'm fuckin'
smokin' them all ♪
537
00:28:42,863 --> 00:28:45,831
♪ Bam, you're giving
head at last call ♪
538
00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,196
♪ Bam, you hatin'
'cause you don't shine ♪
539
00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:53,201
♪ So bam, get a life and
stay the fuck outta mine ♪
540
00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:59,570
♪ Now I know y'all get
them haters that hate ya ♪
541
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,044
♪ But you gotta
know they jealous ♪
542
00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:02,947
♪ Or mad they can't date you ♪
543
00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:05,477
♪ So let them talk they smack,
go ahead and berate you ♪
544
00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:07,116
♪ 'Cause what's
killing them the most ♪
545
00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:11,857
♪ Is they know that
they ain't you ♪
546
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,354
♪ Yo, homie did you get a wife ♪
547
00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:16,895
♪ I bet you're alone,
hitting the pipe ♪
548
00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:19,865
♪ And I'm here with Rocky
spittin' on the mic ♪
549
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:23,330
♪ I bet you wish now
that you had my life ♪
550
00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:25,299
♪ All the hell I was
put through by you ♪
551
00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:28,269
♪ You went to jack my ass
everyday after school ♪
552
00:29:28,304 --> 00:29:31,173
♪ I realize now you're
an insecure fool ♪
553
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,308
♪ Wishing you was the one
making all the boys drool ♪
554
00:29:34,343 --> 00:29:36,915
♪ Man, they all
drooling over you girl ♪
555
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:39,984
♪ So bam, you think
I'm such a disgrace ♪
556
00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:42,855
♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪
557
00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:45,187
♪ Bam, I could give
a fuck what you say ♪
558
00:29:45,222 --> 00:29:48,454
♪ So bam, sounds to me
like you need to get laid ♪
559
00:29:48,489 --> 00:29:51,358
♪ Bam, I'm fucking
smoking them all ♪
560
00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:54,163
♪ Bam, you're giving
head at last call, ooh ♪
561
00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:56,627
♪ Bam, you hating
'cause you don't shine ♪
562
00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:59,498
♪ So bam, get a life and
stay the fuck outta mine ♪
563
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:02,171
♪ You gotta make your mark
before the years roll by ♪
564
00:30:02,206 --> 00:30:05,174
♪ You can't blame someone
else because you didn't try ♪
565
00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:08,078
♪ You shoulda hit the gym,
use the wrinkle cream ♪
566
00:30:08,113 --> 00:30:11,048
♪ Got off your lazy ass,
followed your dream ♪
567
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:13,644
♪ And when the fog clears
up maybe then you'll see ♪
568
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:17,186
♪ That it's you you fuckin'
hate, it was never me ♪
569
00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:24,292
♪ So bam ♪
570
00:30:30,366 --> 00:30:33,235
- Ugh, we've been
traveling over an hour.
571
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,368
I'm getting tired.
572
00:30:34,403 --> 00:30:36,370
- I know, me too, I'm tired.
573
00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:39,472
- Oh, come on, girls buck up.
574
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:44,917
- Hey, I got an idea.
575
00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:47,150
Why don't we do our number?
576
00:30:47,185 --> 00:30:50,989
- You mean the one we rehearsed
to attract the creature?
577
00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:52,991
- Yeah, our dance.
578
00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:54,619
- I can't believe it,
579
00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:57,930
but I think you two have finally
come up with a great idea.
580
00:30:57,965 --> 00:31:01,494
I think it's time to
do the port-a-Johnny.
581
00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:22,284
♪ It's all through ♪
582
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:25,551
♪ I don't want you ♪
583
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:28,994
♪ The hell you put me through ♪
584
00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:32,195
♪ I don't like you ♪
585
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:35,528
♪ Ooh, I found someone new ♪
586
00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:39,070
♪ And I'm done with you ♪
587
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:42,304
♪ So don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
588
00:31:42,339 --> 00:31:46,011
♪ With the same old
stuff I heard before ♪
589
00:31:46,046 --> 00:31:49,113
♪ I had enough, I
don't want no more ♪
590
00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:54,118
♪ And don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
591
00:31:55,484 --> 00:31:58,716
♪ You don't own me ♪
592
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:02,027
♪ You can't buy me ♪
593
00:32:02,062 --> 00:32:04,689
♪ Tried to control me ♪
594
00:32:04,724 --> 00:32:08,297
♪ Just wanted you to hold me ♪
595
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:11,432
♪ Ooh, you said
you'd die for me ♪
596
00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:15,535
♪ But all you did
was lie to me ♪
597
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,670
♪ So don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
598
00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:22,278
♪ With the same old
stuff I heard before ♪
599
00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:25,710
♪ I had enough, I
don't want no more ♪
600
00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:30,451
♪ Don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
601
00:32:30,486 --> 00:32:33,157
♪ You got the best of me ♪
602
00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:36,622
♪ There ain't much left of me ♪
603
00:32:36,657 --> 00:32:41,033
♪ Leave me alone ♪
604
00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:45,202
♪ These are the
rules from now on ♪
605
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,723
♪ And these are the
rules from now on ♪
606
00:33:13,463 --> 00:33:18,466
♪ So get out of my
life and move on ♪
607
00:33:20,272 --> 00:33:23,273
♪ And don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
608
00:33:23,308 --> 00:33:26,672
♪ With the same old
stuff I heard before ♪
609
00:33:26,707 --> 00:33:30,280
♪ I had enough, I
don't want no more ♪
610
00:33:30,315 --> 00:33:35,087
♪ Don't come knockin'
on my back door ♪
611
00:33:35,122 --> 00:33:37,518
♪ You got the best of me ♪
612
00:33:37,553 --> 00:33:40,686
♪ There ain't much left of me ♪
613
00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,228
♪ Leave me alone ♪
614
00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:47,561
♪ And don't you come knockin' ♪
615
00:33:47,596 --> 00:33:50,795
♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪
616
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:55,833
♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪
617
00:33:56,803 --> 00:34:00,145
♪ On my back door, wow ♪
618
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,426
- Where's that coming from?
619
00:34:17,461 --> 00:34:18,757
- I heard it too.
620
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:20,429
- I think over there.
- Over there.
621
00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:22,233
- Yeah, I kinda hear
it from over there.
622
00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,795
- I can't tell which
direction it's coming from.
623
00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,599
- Why don't we
just split up then?
624
00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:26,765
- You wanna split up?
625
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,272
- Jesse and I will go this way.
626
00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:30,208
You three go that way,
627
00:34:30,243 --> 00:34:31,704
and we'll meet up
around the other side.
628
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,837
- So we're gonna split up?
629
00:34:32,872 --> 00:34:34,179
- Yeah, we're gonna split up.
630
00:34:34,214 --> 00:34:34,839
- Okay, go with God, bitches.
631
00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:36,247
Go with God.
632
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,815
- How you feeling, Jesse?
633
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:44,816
- I'm good.
634
00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:47,390
You know, Sox went down.
635
00:34:48,459 --> 00:34:50,327
Henry's Burger Grill closed.
636
00:34:50,362 --> 00:34:52,560
They just shot the final
season of Schitt's Creek,
637
00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:53,660
which sucks.
638
00:34:53,695 --> 00:34:55,662
Which really sucks.
639
00:34:55,697 --> 00:35:00,304
Although it kind of feels
like we are in Schitt's Creek.
640
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:04,902
But that red M&M, I'm so
excited they bought back.
641
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:08,444
They're making it by the
bag full, and that's good.
642
00:35:08,479 --> 00:35:10,479
- Jesse, I'm being serious.
643
00:35:10,514 --> 00:35:11,777
You took quite a fall.
644
00:35:11,812 --> 00:35:13,779
Are you okay?
645
00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:14,714
- Yeah, I'm good.
646
00:35:14,749 --> 00:35:15,748
No worries.
647
00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:17,354
- I am worried.
648
00:35:17,389 --> 00:35:19,290
I'm a doctor, it's
my job to be worried.
649
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,425
- I thought you were some
sort of paranormal doctor?
650
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:25,329
- I am, but I'm also a doctor
of internal medicine as well.
651
00:35:25,364 --> 00:35:27,727
- Oh, that's quite impressive.
652
00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,795
- Let's take off your
shirt, let me examine you.
653
00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,698
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
a minute, I just met you.
654
00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:33,601
You're not gonna at least
buy me a drink or something?
655
00:35:33,636 --> 00:35:36,208
- So silly, let
me just take your shirt.
656
00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:37,836
- Oh, man.
657
00:35:42,282 --> 00:35:44,645
- Okay, I need to look at
your neck and your spine.
658
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,185
I'm a bit concerned.
659
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:51,982
Does it hurt right there?
- Ow, yes!
660
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,457
- I'm sorry, that's a hematoma.
661
00:35:54,492 --> 00:35:56,459
- What the hell is that?
662
00:35:56,494 --> 00:35:58,230
- Well, that's not another that
663
00:35:58,265 --> 00:35:59,693
that's where blood is collected
664
00:35:59,728 --> 00:36:02,234
under the skin where
the injury was.
665
00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:03,631
Are you feeling dizzy?
666
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,699
- Yeah, a little, yeah.
667
00:36:05,734 --> 00:36:08,636
- Yeah, I'm a little concerned
you've got a concussion.
668
00:36:08,671 --> 00:36:10,407
Just don't go to sleep.
669
00:36:10,442 --> 00:36:12,805
Don't take a nap for
at least six hours.
670
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,807
- Why is that?
671
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,875
- Because you might not wake up.
672
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,387
- Did you hear that?
673
00:36:23,422 --> 00:36:24,388
- What?
674
00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,291
- Nothing.
675
00:36:26,326 --> 00:36:28,425
- Put your shirt on, we should
go catch up with the girls.
676
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,558
- Okay.
677
00:36:29,593 --> 00:36:32,264
You go ahead, and I'll catch up.
678
00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:57,982
- He's gotta be close.
679
00:36:58,017 --> 00:37:01,425
I mean, those sounds are
getting louder and the tracks.
680
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,295
You know, you're lucky
when he came up behind you
681
00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:05,792
on the bridge that
he didn't hurt you.
682
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:06,694
Jesse?
683
00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:08,696
Jesse?
684
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,337
Jesse, where'd you go?
685
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,308
Jesse?
686
00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:21,445
- It's so hot.
687
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,348
I don't think we
went the right way.
688
00:37:23,383 --> 00:37:24,811
- No.
- I don't know.
689
00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:26,582
I wish there was some
way we could cool off.
690
00:37:26,617 --> 00:37:27,979
- I put my hair up.
691
00:37:28,014 --> 00:37:29,321
It's not helping.
- It's getting hotter.
692
00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:31,048
- Yeah, I don't know what to do.
693
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,720
- Well, I'm a stripper, so
I'm gonna start stripping.
694
00:37:32,755 --> 00:37:34,293
- Oh, that sounds
like a good idea.
695
00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:37,021
- Hey, I don't know.
- You know what?
696
00:37:37,056 --> 00:37:38,429
- It's not a party
until we all do it.
697
00:37:40,026 --> 00:37:40,992
- Don't we have water
bottles in our backpacks.
698
00:37:41,027 --> 00:37:42,862
- I've got some water.
699
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:46,338
- I know what you're thinking.
700
00:37:47,671 --> 00:37:50,001
♪ All of the boys
thought it was a dream ♪
701
00:37:50,036 --> 00:37:51,673
- Ta-da!
702
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:55,809
♪ So many faces, don't
know what's real ♪
703
00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:57,844
♪ Screaming in the night ♪
704
00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:02,882
♪ How can I know
what's wrong or right ♪
705
00:38:03,984 --> 00:38:05,720
♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪
706
00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:06,820
- Much better.
707
00:38:07,856 --> 00:38:10,362
♪ Living in love ♪
708
00:38:10,397 --> 00:38:12,661
♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪
709
00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:15,059
- Touch the
booty, touch the booty.
710
00:38:15,094 --> 00:38:16,698
The booty gets hot too.
711
00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:19,096
♪ Turn to the left,
put up a fight ♪
712
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:23,903
♪ I'm upside down, you
know it's not right ♪
713
00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:28,479
- This feel so much
better, oh my God.
714
00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:29,513
- Ow!
715
00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:31,812
♪ Which way to turn ♪
716
00:38:31,847 --> 00:38:34,881
♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪
717
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:41,525
♪ Living in love, caught
in the middle of love ♪
718
00:38:43,694 --> 00:38:45,122
- Hi, I'm Director Jim Wynorski,
719
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,762
and I'm stopping
this film right now.
720
00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:49,830
There's just too
much gratuitous sex.
721
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:38,576
- Jesse?
722
00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:41,040
Jesse!
723
00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:43,108
- Freeze!
724
00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:44,747
- Who are you?
725
00:40:44,782 --> 00:40:46,177
- Who the hell are you?
726
00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:49,213
- I'm Dr. Dawn from
the Dr. Dawn Show!
727
00:40:49,248 --> 00:40:50,247
- Dr. Dawn.
728
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,886
- Who's that?
729
00:40:51,921 --> 00:40:54,284
- The Dr. Dawn Show was
canceled 20 years ago.
730
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,561
- Well, who are you,
where are you from?
731
00:40:56,596 --> 00:41:00,125
- We're from 2050, and
we're here hunting Bigfoot.
732
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,798
- We were here first,
we're hunting Bigfoot.
733
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,668
- We're the ones that
are gonna hunt Bigfoot
734
00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:06,131
because we need his crap.
735
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,539
- Oh no, you're not.
736
00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:09,706
- Yeah, and it's
worth trillions.
737
00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:12,005
- You're telling me that
you are collecting his poop?
738
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,237
- We're getting his poop.
739
00:41:13,272 --> 00:41:16,009
- Bigfoot is passing gold bars?
740
00:41:16,044 --> 00:41:18,880
- Practically, and
we're gonna be rich!
741
00:41:18,915 --> 00:41:20,310
- Yes!
- That's right.
742
00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:22,653
- I'm a scientist,
this is fascinating.
743
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:23,819
What are you gonna do with it?
744
00:41:23,854 --> 00:41:25,150
- Doesn't matter what you think
745
00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:27,856
because we have the big guns.
746
00:41:27,891 --> 00:41:30,925
- Oh yeah, well
look at these guns.
747
00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:33,994
- She's got pretty big guns.
748
00:41:34,029 --> 00:41:35,325
- Wow.
- Yeah.
749
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,602
- Those are...
750
00:41:37,637 --> 00:41:38,603
big guns.
751
00:41:38,638 --> 00:41:39,967
Well, what about yours?
752
00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:43,740
- We got big guns too.
- Mm-hmm.
753
00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:48,338
- So you are out.
754
00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:51,143
- You're not gonna hurt him
with those guns, are you?
755
00:41:51,178 --> 00:41:54,278
- No, we're just gonna
scare the poop out of him.
756
00:41:56,315 --> 00:41:57,886
- What do you do in the future?
757
00:41:57,921 --> 00:41:59,690
What is this poop gonna be for?
758
00:42:01,628 --> 00:42:02,891
I need to know about this, I
need to know about everything.
759
00:42:02,926 --> 00:42:04,321
- All right, enough of this.
760
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,322
- Well, tell me
about the future.
761
00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:06,323
What is it about?
762
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,797
- I'm gonna zap her.
763
00:42:11,099 --> 00:42:12,230
All right, that's
good, let's go.
764
00:42:12,265 --> 00:42:13,198
- Okay.
765
00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:14,100
- Jesse?
766
00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:16,740
Jesse!
767
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:18,610
Jesse?
768
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,816
- Whoo!
- Whoo hoo!
769
00:42:28,116 --> 00:42:29,984
- Hey, let's try
some Bigfoot calling!
770
00:42:30,019 --> 00:42:31,722
- Oh yeah, let's do that.
771
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:32,888
- Let's try it.
772
00:42:35,123 --> 00:42:36,727
- Bigfoot!
773
00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:39,994
Whoo!
- Whoo!
774
00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:41,963
Come out, come out, Bigfoot!
775
00:42:41,998 --> 00:42:43,393
Okay, that one again,
that one again.
776
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,137
Okay, let's try that one,
see what that one does.
777
00:42:58,377 --> 00:42:59,684
That should do it.
778
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,114
Come out, come out, Bigfoot.
779
00:43:01,149 --> 00:43:02,247
- Yeah, where's
Bigfoot, come on.
780
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,886
- Okay, try the first one again.
781
00:43:03,921 --> 00:43:05,316
Try that one, that
was a good one.
782
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,701
Whoo!
783
00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:18,065
That was very loud!
784
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,397
Let's put the volume up, whoo!
785
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:28,207
Whoo!
786
00:43:41,057 --> 00:43:43,860
Guys, guys!
- What happened?
787
00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:44,993
- Where's Jesse?
788
00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:47,028
- I don't know, Jesse's gone.
789
00:43:47,063 --> 00:43:48,898
- What happened?
- I don't know.
790
00:43:48,933 --> 00:43:51,703
I mean, I look around and
she's just not there anymore.
791
00:43:51,738 --> 00:43:52,396
Don't know where she went.
792
00:43:52,431 --> 00:43:53,738
- Oh my God.
793
00:43:53,773 --> 00:43:55,036
- Did Bigfoot come back for her?
794
00:43:55,071 --> 00:43:57,236
- He came back for her!
- Oh my God.
795
00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:58,875
- I think so, I don't know.
796
00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:00,745
I don't know anything!
797
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:02,175
- Where did it happen?
- You didn't see anything?
798
00:44:02,210 --> 00:44:04,342
- Look, we've got two
hours of daylight left.
799
00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:05,915
We gotta find her.
800
00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:06,784
- We gotta hurry, come on.
801
00:44:06,819 --> 00:44:07,917
- Oh my God.
802
00:44:07,952 --> 00:44:09,215
So are we still gonna be famous
803
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,920
even if we don't find the bitch?
804
00:44:13,287 --> 00:44:18,290
♪ Woke up today, I saw
the look in your eyes ♪
805
00:44:21,196 --> 00:44:26,199
♪ It's something wrong, won't
be your partner in crime ♪
806
00:44:29,468 --> 00:44:34,471
♪ Sent a letter, wanting
the kids down the block ♪
807
00:44:37,278 --> 00:44:41,412
♪ One dose of your
lethal injection ♪
808
00:44:41,447 --> 00:44:46,450
♪ Guarantees you zero
ejection for the sense ♪
809
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,355
- Oh my God, today sucked.
810
00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:52,357
- I'm so worried about Jesse.
811
00:44:52,392 --> 00:44:54,194
- Yeah, we looked all day long.
812
00:44:54,229 --> 00:44:56,493
If we didn't find her, I
mean, there's not much chance.
813
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:58,066
- No, don't think that way.
814
00:44:58,101 --> 00:44:59,133
- She's probably dead.
815
00:44:59,168 --> 00:45:01,003
- No, she made it once.
816
00:45:01,038 --> 00:45:03,907
Wait, wait, what if they found
her and she's on the news?
817
00:45:03,942 --> 00:45:05,172
What if it's on the news?
818
00:45:05,207 --> 00:45:07,504
- Bitch, we can't watch no news.
819
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,407
There's no power.
820
00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:11,343
We're lucky to have these
itty bitty flashlights.
821
00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:13,015
- I don't wanna give up.
822
00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:15,919
- So what if she's out
there dead and bloody.
823
00:45:15,954 --> 00:45:18,515
Shouldn't we call Dateline?
824
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,484
- No!
- No, we can't tell Dateline.
825
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:21,925
- Like, they'd be interested.
826
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,157
This would be a scoop.
827
00:45:23,192 --> 00:45:24,521
- You would never be famous.
828
00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:26,160
- Dateline isn't
gonna make me famous?
829
00:45:26,195 --> 00:45:27,359
- No, we're gonna
get in big trouble.
830
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,558
You can't call the TV.
831
00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:30,329
- They're gonna send a crew out.
832
00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:31,528
They're gonna find her.
833
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,903
And you'll never
get to be famous
834
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:34,102
'cause we didn't find her!
835
00:45:36,975 --> 00:45:38,843
- What was that?
836
00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,339
- Jesse!
837
00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:41,846
- Jesse!
838
00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:45,080
- Oh my God.
839
00:45:45,115 --> 00:45:46,345
- She's alive.
840
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,248
- What happened?
841
00:45:48,283 --> 00:45:50,085
- Oh my God, when I left
you, I went down the hill.
842
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,515
- We were so worried.
843
00:45:51,550 --> 00:45:53,088
- I was walking
around for a bit,
844
00:45:53,123 --> 00:45:56,861
and I like saw Bigfoot
in the distance.
845
00:45:56,896 --> 00:45:58,522
- Again?
846
00:45:58,557 --> 00:46:01,558
- Just all of a sudden
it made a beeline for me.
847
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,164
And I was like
kinda behind rocks.
848
00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:04,935
And he started chasing me.
849
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,365
And then he came close to me,
850
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,465
and he was trying
to pull my bra off.
851
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,466
- Oh my God.
852
00:46:13,913 --> 00:46:15,143
Wait, that's nothing.
853
00:46:15,178 --> 00:46:16,606
He actually physically...
854
00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,478
Tried to take my bra off.
855
00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:23,415
- He's a pervert,
first and foremost.
856
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,054
Just saying.
857
00:46:25,089 --> 00:46:26,924
- Guys, listen, he's
not just after me.
858
00:46:26,959 --> 00:46:28,255
He's about a block away.
859
00:46:30,226 --> 00:46:31,929
He's on my tail.
860
00:46:31,964 --> 00:46:33,326
- He's coming, he's
coming to the house?
861
00:46:33,361 --> 00:46:35,559
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
862
00:46:35,594 --> 00:46:38,001
Aren't we trying to
find this mother fucker?
863
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:40,168
- Okay, but you can't fight
him off with flashlights.
864
00:46:40,203 --> 00:46:41,598
You guys need to be armed.
865
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:44,942
- Oh my God, weapons,
weapons, weapons!
866
00:46:44,977 --> 00:46:46,405
- Go get 'em.
867
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,406
- Let's get the weapons.
- Let's get the weapons.
868
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:48,979
- Weapons!
869
00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:51,916
- Do y'all see anything?
870
00:46:51,951 --> 00:46:53,115
- Nope.
- No.
871
00:46:54,954 --> 00:46:58,120
- Wait a second, where's Jesse?
872
00:46:58,155 --> 00:47:00,320
Did we lose her again?
873
00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:02,124
- Do you think Bigfoot got her?
874
00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:04,863
- Nah, she's just in
the room changing.
875
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,591
- It's been a stressful day.
876
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:08,933
- What do we do?
877
00:47:08,968 --> 00:47:10,396
- We need to change up the mood.
878
00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:14,103
- You know the best
way to de-stress?
879
00:47:14,138 --> 00:47:17,337
Put on some good tunes
and shake some ass.
880
00:47:18,373 --> 00:47:20,472
- Yeah, let's do it.
881
00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:22,540
Yeah!
- Lets do it!
882
00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:29,085
♪ I wanna strip, I wanna strut ♪
883
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,021
♪ I wanna get messed up ♪
884
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:34,651
♪ Load up my cauldron on the
bar and act like a slut ♪
885
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:36,488
♪ Tell dirty jokes,
do lines of coke ♪
886
00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,556
♪ Crank up my heart and race ♪
887
00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:43,594
♪ If a cop pulls me over, I'll
punch him right in the face ♪
888
00:47:45,202 --> 00:47:49,072
♪ Yeah, I wanna be a
bad girl for one night ♪
889
00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:51,943
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
890
00:47:51,978 --> 00:47:56,508
♪ It's gonna be the best
time of my life, hell yeah ♪
891
00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:02,646
♪ I wanna flirt, I wanna
cheat, I wanna bone my ex ♪
892
00:48:02,681 --> 00:48:06,485
♪ I'll keep you guessing, boys,
and not return your texts ♪
893
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,324
♪ Do body shots, flash my top,
back up and hop on a plane ♪
894
00:48:10,359 --> 00:48:15,362
♪ I'm talking Vegas, girls,
it's gonna be insane ♪
895
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:20,697
♪ Hey, I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
896
00:48:22,008 --> 00:48:23,700
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
897
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:28,342
♪ It's gonna be the best
time of my life, hell yeah ♪
898
00:48:53,402 --> 00:48:58,405
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
899
00:48:59,507 --> 00:49:01,144
♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪
900
00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:06,050
♪ It's gonna be the
best time of my life ♪
901
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:08,613
♪ Come on, girls ♪
902
00:49:08,648 --> 00:49:13,453
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
903
00:49:14,423 --> 00:49:16,324
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
904
00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:21,032
♪ It's gonna be the best
time of my life, hell yeah ♪
905
00:49:23,399 --> 00:49:28,402
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
906
00:49:29,372 --> 00:49:31,075
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
907
00:49:31,110 --> 00:49:35,706
♪ It's gonna be the
best time of my life ♪
908
00:49:47,390 --> 00:49:52,393
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
909
00:49:53,495 --> 00:49:55,132
♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪
910
00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:59,763
♪ It's gonna be the
best time of my life ♪
911
00:50:00,733 --> 00:50:02,403
♪ Come on, girls ♪
912
00:50:02,438 --> 00:50:07,342
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
913
00:50:08,312 --> 00:50:10,213
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
914
00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:14,811
♪ It's gonna be the best
time of my life, hell yeah ♪
915
00:50:17,387 --> 00:50:22,390
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
916
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,788
♪ You with me, yeah ♪
917
00:50:24,823 --> 00:50:29,826
♪ It's gonna be the
best time of my life ♪
918
00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:37,405
♪ I wanna be a bad
girl for one night ♪
919
00:50:39,805 --> 00:50:44,808
♪ It's gonna be the best
time of my life, hell yeah ♪
920
00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:03,860
- What a perfect day for a hunt.
921
00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:06,236
- Oh, it's absolutely beautiful.
922
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,831
- We should look
for tracks first.
923
00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:09,734
- Yeah.
924
00:51:11,309 --> 00:51:12,440
- You girls got your weapons?
925
00:51:12,475 --> 00:51:14,244
- Yep, locked and loaded.
926
00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,642
Hey, isn't someone missing?
927
00:51:16,677 --> 00:51:19,216
- Oh yeah, the brunettes.
928
00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:21,680
- Jesse, Tilly,
while we're young!
929
00:51:22,551 --> 00:51:24,287
- She's gone!
930
00:51:24,322 --> 00:51:26,652
Jesse's disappeared again.
931
00:51:26,687 --> 00:51:27,785
- What do you mean?
932
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:29,622
- I looked for her everywhere.
933
00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:33,263
In the bathrooms, the
bedrooms, the garage, poof!
934
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,693
- What?
- Yeah.
935
00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:41,238
- Something stinks in Denmark.
936
00:51:41,273 --> 00:51:42,932
And I'll tell you why.
937
00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:45,341
Do you guys remember yesterday
938
00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:50,379
she "supposedly" fell off
a bridge onto a big rock?
939
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:53,943
Bitch didn't have
a scratch on her.
940
00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:58,552
And then she showed up
at the house last night,
941
00:51:58,587 --> 00:52:00,389
face on point.
942
00:52:00,424 --> 00:52:01,522
- That was weird.
943
00:52:02,888 --> 00:52:04,558
- Hair did.
944
00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,264
- What are you saying?
945
00:52:07,299 --> 00:52:09,299
Are you saying that...
946
00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:10,729
That she made this up?
947
00:52:10,764 --> 00:52:12,665
That Bigfoot really
didn't attack her?
948
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,371
- Yeah, I mean, you know
what, with all that fur,
949
00:52:15,406 --> 00:52:16,966
that's probably the
fur that we found.
950
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:19,375
She went back and got
it when she disappeared.
951
00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:20,805
- And that thing
about the bra strap.
952
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,510
I mean, that was weird.
953
00:52:22,545 --> 00:52:24,380
I didn't believe that.
- She's crazy.
954
00:52:24,415 --> 00:52:28,879
- And last night she said the
fool was like a block away
955
00:52:29,882 --> 00:52:31,915
and coming right for us.
956
00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:34,357
Dude never showed up.
957
00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:37,558
- And we were dancing
all sexy and everything.
958
00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,329
I mean, if he was out there,
959
00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,562
he would've for sure
come and got us.
960
00:52:42,928 --> 00:52:44,829
- Let's go look for
him, her and Bigfoot.
961
00:52:44,864 --> 00:52:46,435
- Yeah, let's track 'em both.
962
00:52:47,438 --> 00:52:48,569
- Can we call Dateline?
963
00:52:50,441 --> 00:52:53,244
- So I have been practicing
at home, which my boyfriend,
964
00:52:53,279 --> 00:52:55,411
Roger, didn't really like it
'cause I was doing that...
965
00:52:56,744 --> 00:52:58,216
You know, getting my Catgirl on.
966
00:52:59,285 --> 00:53:01,450
And doing my paw licking stuff.
967
00:53:03,454 --> 00:53:05,718
- And people think
I'm hallucinating,
968
00:53:05,753 --> 00:53:07,489
but I know it was the real Elvis
969
00:53:07,524 --> 00:53:10,294
'cause he told me
and he assured me.
970
00:53:10,329 --> 00:53:13,396
- So I said, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding,
971
00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:15,332
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
972
00:53:16,962 --> 00:53:18,566
I've been trying to get out
of the stripping business
973
00:53:18,601 --> 00:53:21,866
for a minute now, trying
to find a new career.
974
00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:24,440
And I really wanna get famous.
975
00:53:24,475 --> 00:53:27,377
- I don't do dog stuff
'cause I'm a cat, right?
976
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:30,644
So we're all gonna be getting
our spirit guide animal,
977
00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:32,547
getting the animalistic thing.
978
00:53:32,582 --> 00:53:37,013
And that's really gonna bring
out the feminine pheromones
979
00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:39,884
in all of us, but
our animalistic kind.
980
00:53:39,919 --> 00:53:42,788
- My sponsorship has
been going down a little.
981
00:53:42,823 --> 00:53:45,494
So what I did...
982
00:53:45,529 --> 00:53:48,992
- I decided to get into the...
983
00:53:49,027 --> 00:53:51,665
- Was I said, I'm
gonna go find Bigfoot.
984
00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:54,602
- Looking for Bigfoot business.
985
00:53:54,637 --> 00:53:56,769
- I'm gonna get a
selfie with Bigfoot.
986
00:53:56,804 --> 00:53:58,408
- So I'm very excited.
987
00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:01,444
You know, we got a
bunch of girls here.
988
00:54:01,479 --> 00:54:03,941
We're all gonna be
getting our furry on.
989
00:54:03,976 --> 00:54:07,714
- And hopefully there is a
Bigfoot out there somewhere,
990
00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:09,584
and if there is...
991
00:54:09,619 --> 00:54:12,081
- And we're gonna find him,
and we're gonna get him.
992
00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:15,458
We're gonna empower him
with our femininity.
993
00:54:15,493 --> 00:54:17,020
- I'm gonna find him.
994
00:54:17,055 --> 00:54:19,627
- We're gonna interact with him.
995
00:54:19,662 --> 00:54:22,729
We're gonna find out about
his thoughts and his feelings
996
00:54:22,764 --> 00:54:24,764
and his inner self,
and why he's been
997
00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:26,832
hiding out all these years.
998
00:54:26,867 --> 00:54:28,636
- I would bet on me.
999
00:54:28,671 --> 00:54:30,737
If you're a betting
person, Vegas odds have it,
1000
00:54:30,772 --> 00:54:32,838
that we're 50 to one,
whatever that means.
1001
00:54:32,873 --> 00:54:34,477
I'm not a betting person.
1002
00:54:34,512 --> 00:54:38,415
- So I met some other
girls along the way,
1003
00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:40,615
and they are out to
do the same thing.
1004
00:54:41,585 --> 00:54:43,519
Five girls together?
1005
00:54:43,554 --> 00:54:46,489
Now come on guys,
you can't beat that.
1006
00:54:47,591 --> 00:54:49,327
We're gonna get him.
1007
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,065
♪ I'm not the beast
ya think I am ♪
1008
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:06,509
♪ Been hunted down
since time began ♪
1009
00:55:06,544 --> 00:55:10,106
♪ For years and
years, I ran and ran ♪
1010
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:15,111
♪ I think it's time
I made a plan ♪
1011
00:55:16,752 --> 00:55:19,082
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot no more ♪
1012
00:55:19,117 --> 00:55:22,756
♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪
1013
00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:23,922
- Hey, baby.
1014
00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:26,463
♪ All of the ladies for sure ♪
1015
00:55:26,498 --> 00:55:29,994
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot no more ♪
1016
00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:35,835
♪ All I am is just a myth ♪
1017
00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:39,443
♪ Till someone
proves that I exist ♪
1018
00:55:39,478 --> 00:55:43,040
♪ But no one seems
to get the gist ♪
1019
00:55:43,075 --> 00:55:46,978
♪ To be free is all I wish ♪
1020
00:55:47,013 --> 00:55:52,016
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't
wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪
1021
00:55:53,118 --> 00:55:55,624
♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪
1022
00:55:55,659 --> 00:55:59,463
♪ Dance with all of
the ladies for sure ♪
1023
00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:04,501
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot no more, hey ♪
1024
00:56:08,705 --> 00:56:13,708
♪ All right now ♪
1025
00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:20,044
♪ Yeah ♪
1026
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:25,016
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't
wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪
1027
00:56:28,659 --> 00:56:32,155
♪ Dance with all of
the ladies for sure ♪
1028
00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:35,796
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot, oh, whoa, whoa ♪
1029
00:56:35,831 --> 00:56:39,833
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot no more ♪
1030
00:56:39,868 --> 00:56:43,133
♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪
1031
00:56:43,168 --> 00:56:46,939
♪ Dance with all of
the ladies for sure ♪
1032
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:50,646
♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪
1033
00:56:50,681 --> 00:56:54,144
♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪
1034
00:56:54,179 --> 00:56:58,588
♪ I don't wanna be
Bigfoot no more ♪
1035
00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:15,132
- Wait, I'm getting a signal.
1036
00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:19,543
It's detecting
something right here.
1037
00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:20,874
- Do you see anything?
1038
00:57:20,909 --> 00:57:22,007
- What is it?
1039
00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,548
- Someone fell here recently.
1040
00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:26,011
- Who?
1041
00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:27,782
- Wait a minute, wait a
minute, I'm getting it.
1042
00:57:30,919 --> 00:57:33,986
There's some hot chicks.
1043
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:36,054
- What?
- Wait.
1044
00:57:36,089 --> 00:57:37,187
Are they hotter than, than us?
1045
00:57:37,222 --> 00:57:38,661
- No.
- No way.
1046
00:57:38,696 --> 00:57:40,058
- No.
1047
00:57:40,093 --> 00:57:43,963
But it means that
there's a lot of them.
1048
00:57:43,998 --> 00:57:45,767
- No way.
1049
00:57:45,802 --> 00:57:47,835
- And they're also
hunting Bigfoot.
1050
00:57:49,806 --> 00:57:53,137
It just means that we're
gonna have to be hotter,
1051
00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:57,680
faster, sexier and...
1052
00:57:57,715 --> 00:57:58,879
- Bustier!
1053
00:57:58,914 --> 00:58:01,178
- Yes.
- Bustier, that's it.
1054
00:58:01,213 --> 00:58:02,850
Now I know what we're
gonna have to do.
1055
00:58:02,885 --> 00:58:06,216
We're gonna have to use
this press-ta-digitizer,
1056
00:58:06,251 --> 00:58:08,251
and we're gonna need to
transport out of here
1057
00:58:08,286 --> 00:58:09,923
to a better location.
1058
00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:11,056
We can do this.
- Yes.
1059
00:58:11,091 --> 00:58:12,255
- Ready?
- I'm ready.
1060
00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:13,795
- All right and...
1061
00:58:28,944 --> 00:58:32,682
- Bubba, you are getting
rid of that ugly TV
1062
00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:35,278
if it is the last thing you do.
1063
00:58:35,313 --> 00:58:38,215
I don't care if it's
got a built in VHS.
1064
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,052
- It's battery operated!
1065
00:58:40,087 --> 00:58:42,692
- You stole it from
the thrift store.
1066
00:58:42,727 --> 00:58:44,859
And how much do you think
you're gonna get for it now?
1067
00:58:44,894 --> 00:58:46,058
- Oh, come on, sis.
1068
00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:47,697
You got it so easy.
1069
00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:49,798
I'm trying to pay for
college here, all right?
1070
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,899
- Oh, pfft, I take
care of your ass.
1071
00:58:51,934 --> 00:58:54,935
Here, it's $2, take it.
1072
00:58:54,970 --> 00:58:56,574
What I owe you, 10 more?
1073
00:58:58,336 --> 00:59:02,008
Now, Bubba, you cannot
get caught stealing
again, all right?
1074
00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:03,845
You're not gonna be
able to go to college
1075
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,848
because you're gonna
go to the pokey!
1076
00:59:06,883 --> 00:59:09,081
You remember that time
that you got caught
1077
00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:11,787
flashing those nuns in public?
1078
00:59:14,187 --> 00:59:15,725
- Yeah.
1079
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,629
- Well, you stole those
prescription drugs
1080
00:59:18,664 --> 00:59:20,257
from that store after hours?
1081
00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:22,160
- Oh my God.
1082
00:59:22,195 --> 00:59:23,799
Yeah, I remember that.
1083
00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:25,064
- Bubba, you're old
enough now you are
1084
00:59:25,099 --> 00:59:26,934
gonna go to the big house.
1085
00:59:26,969 --> 00:59:29,200
- What, really?
1086
00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:31,070
- I'm gonna go on down
just right past this crick,
1087
00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,643
and you're gonna get
this thing outta here.
1088
00:59:32,678 --> 00:59:33,875
Do you understand?
1089
00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:38,847
Now git!
1090
00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:50,419
Go, go, go!
1091
00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:52,927
- It's battery-operated,
come on.
1092
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,668
- Attaboy.
1093
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:05,907
Get in.
1094
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,978
- All right, let's go.
1095
01:00:11,013 --> 01:00:12,111
- I'm proud of you, Bubba.
1096
01:00:12,146 --> 01:00:13,376
Let's go get some ice cream.
1097
01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:42,779
- Hello, I'm Screens.
1098
01:00:42,814 --> 01:00:46,948
I work as a monitoring system
for Robo Sports Action Now.
1099
01:00:46,983 --> 01:00:49,247
- Oh, I can't believe I'm
actually afraid of a penis.
1100
01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:50,380
Who would've thought?
1101
01:00:50,415 --> 01:00:51,381
- A blue one at that.
1102
01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:52,151
- I don't wanna die!
1103
01:01:23,019 --> 01:01:24,381
- No, no!
1104
01:01:27,419 --> 01:01:30,827
- It's the
Dr. Dawn Show in 3D.
1105
01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:34,490
With your host, Dr. Dawn.
1106
01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:36,866
Tonight's special
guest, Penny Blossom.
1107
01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:41,200
And tonight's topic is none
other than Bigfoot as usual.
1108
01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:43,466
Hello, Dr. Gail.
1109
01:01:43,501 --> 01:01:47,910
- Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn,
doctor of parapsychology,
1110
01:01:47,945 --> 01:01:50,880
doctor of internal medicine
and sometimes surgery.
1111
01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:54,917
And I'm here with my very
special guest, Penny Blossom.
1112
01:01:54,952 --> 01:01:56,853
- Hi!
1113
01:01:56,888 --> 01:01:58,855
- And tonight we're gonna
be talking about Bigfoot.
1114
01:01:58,890 --> 01:02:00,285
- Yay.
1115
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,419
- So Penny, you think
you actually so Bigfoot?
1116
01:02:02,454 --> 01:02:04,828
- Oh, I know I saw him.
1117
01:02:04,863 --> 01:02:08,260
My friends doubted me, but
I was up near Sacramento.
1118
01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:10,262
I was panning for
gold 'cause you know,
1119
01:02:10,297 --> 01:02:12,099
I'm a golddigger.
1120
01:02:12,134 --> 01:02:14,970
And there he was in the
distance, and my friend said,
1121
01:02:15,005 --> 01:02:16,400
"No, that's not Bigfoot."
1122
01:02:16,435 --> 01:02:18,303
And I said, "It is,
I know it's Bigfoot."
1123
01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:23,308
He's a big and handsome, young
looking ape and...
1124
01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:27,081
I didn't know what to do,
and then he disappeared.
1125
01:02:27,116 --> 01:02:28,082
- Oh, was he handsome?
1126
01:02:28,117 --> 01:02:29,512
Was he really handsome?
1127
01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:31,085
Was he really hairy
chest and everything?
1128
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,889
Oh!
- Oh my God.
1129
01:02:32,924 --> 01:02:35,089
- My viewers know that
I wrote a bestseller.
1130
01:02:35,124 --> 01:02:38,389
It's called Bigfoot and Dr.
- The True Love Story.
1131
01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:40,831
And we have been
communicating, telepathically.
1132
01:02:40,866 --> 01:02:43,097
He's been coming every
night in my dreams.
1133
01:02:43,132 --> 01:02:45,363
And so we're going to be
going and finding him.
1134
01:02:45,398 --> 01:02:48,839
So are you excited to be on
this expedition with us, Penny?
1135
01:02:48,874 --> 01:02:50,500
- I am so excited.
1136
01:02:50,535 --> 01:02:52,205
Be still my beating heart.
1137
01:02:53,945 --> 01:02:56,176
- We've had a few
expeditions before,
1138
01:02:56,211 --> 01:02:58,882
and some of the girls didn't
make it, unfortunately.
1139
01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:00,477
Last time we had
a bear incident.
1140
01:03:00,512 --> 01:03:02,380
But this time's
gonna be really good
1141
01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:05,581
'cause we have our guns locked
and loaded and ready to go.
1142
01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:08,056
Yes?
- I have my crossbow.
1143
01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:09,387
And I don't wanna kill Bigfoot,
1144
01:03:09,422 --> 01:03:11,323
but I, we need to be protected.
1145
01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:12,962
- Oh no, we're not
gonna kill him.
1146
01:03:12,997 --> 01:03:15,294
No, no, no, we're gonna,
we're gonna find him.
1147
01:03:15,329 --> 01:03:16,460
We're gonna lure him in.
1148
01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,297
We're gonna seduce him.
1149
01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:21,971
And we're gonna have
a relationship, right?
1150
01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:24,006
- That's right.
1151
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:27,075
- I'm gonna finish my
fantasy book about him
1152
01:03:27,110 --> 01:03:28,208
because, oh wow.
1153
01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:30,045
He's so big and handsome.
1154
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,575
And, oh, I can't wait
to just to meet him
1155
01:03:32,610 --> 01:03:34,610
and have him hold
me in his arms,
1156
01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:38,350
and his big, hairy, his big
hairy chest against mine.
1157
01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:41,859
Oh, just to make out and
kiss with him and ooh, ooh!
1158
01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:43,352
Ooh!
1159
01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:50,626
♪ You know you never told me ♪
1160
01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:55,873
♪ Driving me crazy
in a living hell ♪
1161
01:03:57,503 --> 01:04:01,175
♪ I don't wanna think about
it, but I just can't resist ♪
1162
01:04:26,972 --> 01:04:29,368
♪ Without you, without you ♪
1163
01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:32,107
♪ I fall from grace ♪
1164
01:04:32,142 --> 01:04:34,406
♪ Without you, without you ♪
1165
01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:37,310
♪ Don't even know my face ♪
1166
01:04:37,345 --> 01:04:42,348
♪ Without you ♪
1167
01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:45,351
♪ Without you, without you ♪
1168
01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:48,090
♪ My silence ♪
1169
01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,523
- Where are we now?
1170
01:04:52,558 --> 01:04:54,965
- Two kilometers from
where we were last.
1171
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,329
- North, West, South, what?
1172
01:04:56,364 --> 01:04:58,001
- I don't know.
1173
01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,696
- Well, let's just
take a look around.
1174
01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:01,598
- What is this?
1175
01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:05,943
- Holy moth balls!
1176
01:05:07,012 --> 01:05:08,341
That looks like a piece of crap!
1177
01:05:08,376 --> 01:05:11,080
- Bigfoot's crap!
1178
01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:12,477
- Oh God, what are we gonna do?
1179
01:05:12,512 --> 01:05:15,216
We can't touch it.
- Okay, I got an idea.
1180
01:05:15,251 --> 01:05:17,383
Let's put our energy together,
1181
01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:20,320
and transport it
forward to 2050.
1182
01:05:20,355 --> 01:05:22,025
- That's it, that's it.
1183
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,962
- Beyond
ho, away we go.
1184
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,998
Beyond ho, away we go.
1185
01:05:29,628 --> 01:05:31,496
Beyond ho, away we go.
1186
01:05:33,269 --> 01:05:35,137
Beyond ho, away we go.
1187
01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:41,077
- Holy crap, we're
gonna be trillionaires!
1188
01:05:41,112 --> 01:05:42,144
- I love it!
1189
01:05:44,214 --> 01:05:46,709
- Oh my God, that was a big one!
1190
01:05:56,226 --> 01:05:57,225
- Oh my God.
1191
01:05:58,261 --> 01:06:00,393
- Oh wow.
- What is that?
1192
01:06:01,429 --> 01:06:03,165
It's a hoof print.
1193
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,431
Looks like I'm finally
gonna get my selfie.
1194
01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:07,532
- It's so big.
1195
01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:10,403
And you know what they say
about men with big feet?
1196
01:06:10,438 --> 01:06:13,670
- My ex-boyfriend had big
feet, definitely worth it.
1197
01:06:13,705 --> 01:06:17,377
- This monster probably
has pretty big hands too.
1198
01:06:17,412 --> 01:06:19,346
- He's close by.
1199
01:06:19,381 --> 01:06:20,479
- Let's go find him.
1200
01:06:20,514 --> 01:06:21,480
Let's get that selfie for you.
1201
01:06:21,515 --> 01:06:23,086
- Let's get the selfie.
1202
01:06:23,121 --> 01:06:24,087
- Let's go get
this fool, ladies.
1203
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,759
- I think she's
definitely from the loony bin.
1204
01:06:36,794 --> 01:06:39,465
- Oh yeah,
that's plausible.
1205
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,434
- You know what, we set
out to find Bigfoot.
1206
01:06:41,469 --> 01:06:42,732
Let's just go look for him.
1207
01:06:42,767 --> 01:06:44,074
We'll find her on the way.
1208
01:06:44,109 --> 01:06:47,605
- Ladies, I think at this point
1209
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:52,610
we really gotta accept
there ain't no Bigfoot!
1210
01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:26,611
- We may never
see that girl again.
1211
01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:29,152
- Yeah.
- She's lost forever probably.
1212
01:07:29,187 --> 01:07:30,714
- She may be gone for good.
1213
01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:34,190
- Jesse!
1214
01:07:34,225 --> 01:07:35,587
Where have you been?
1215
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,590
- Don't give me that
look, I know that look.
1216
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,394
- Bitch!
- I know, I know, I know.
1217
01:07:40,429 --> 01:07:43,760
I got up early this
morning, and I was inspired.
1218
01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:45,861
And I always like to
write when I'm inspired.
1219
01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:49,535
And I wrote a song for
our quest to get Bigfoot.
1220
01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:50,668
- For what?
- We were worried about you.
1221
01:07:50,703 --> 01:07:52,538
- I wrote a song.
1222
01:07:52,573 --> 01:07:55,244
I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but you'll love the song.
1223
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,674
- So you wrote a song?
1224
01:07:56,709 --> 01:07:57,708
- Of course, it's
about all of us.
1225
01:07:57,743 --> 01:07:59,182
- All right.
1226
01:07:59,217 --> 01:08:00,480
- Actually.
- Can we hear the song?
1227
01:08:00,515 --> 01:08:01,613
- I wanna hear it.
- Yeah.
1228
01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:03,483
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1229
01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:04,880
- Now I wrote it with
like a Western spaghetti,
1230
01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,222
Southern twang kind
of a feel to it.
1231
01:08:06,257 --> 01:08:07,355
Like kind of a like, you know,
1232
01:08:07,390 --> 01:08:09,819
my relative's Mr. Jesse James.
1233
01:08:09,854 --> 01:08:12,327
- Oh, that's cool.
- Love it.
1234
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:18,828
♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust,
we're gonna get you with lust ♪
1235
01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,468
♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪
1236
01:08:21,503 --> 01:08:25,274
♪ There's just no giving up ♪
1237
01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:29,938
♪ Five girls with big guns that
will take that as it comes ♪
1238
01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:35,185
♪ We came here to have
fun and get the job done ♪
1239
01:08:36,815 --> 01:08:40,454
♪ We're gonna scour these woods
and stay hot on your trail ♪
1240
01:08:40,489 --> 01:08:45,492
♪ Get sexy, lure you to us,
and we're not gonna fail ♪
1241
01:08:47,298 --> 01:08:50,893
♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust,
we're gonna get you with lust ♪
1242
01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:53,500
♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪
1243
01:08:53,535 --> 01:08:56,800
♪ There's just no giving up ♪
1244
01:08:56,835 --> 01:09:01,673
♪ Five girls with big guns, and
I'll take that as it comes ♪
1245
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:06,414
♪ We came here to have
fun and get the job done ♪
1246
01:09:06,449 --> 01:09:08,779
♪ We're gonna
scour these woods ♪
1247
01:09:08,814 --> 01:09:11,287
♪ And be hot on your trail ♪
1248
01:09:11,322 --> 01:09:13,619
♪ Get sexy, lure you too us ♪
1249
01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:16,787
♪ We're not gonna
fail, come on ♪
1250
01:09:16,822 --> 01:09:21,627
♪ Oh, Bigfoot or bust,
get you with lust ♪
1251
01:09:21,662 --> 01:09:23,893
♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪
1252
01:09:23,928 --> 01:09:27,270
♪ There's just no giving up ♪
1253
01:09:27,305 --> 01:09:29,734
- Bigfoot or Bust!
1254
01:09:32,508 --> 01:09:33,903
- Yeah!
1255
01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,710
- Jesse, love it!
1256
01:09:42,518 --> 01:09:43,484
- We did it.
1257
01:09:43,519 --> 01:09:45,453
Mission accomplished.
1258
01:09:45,488 --> 01:09:47,884
- Yeah, it's time to
go back to the future.
1259
01:09:47,919 --> 01:09:49,259
- Back to 2050.
1260
01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:51,591
- Hey, we can't go like this.
1261
01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:52,955
We need to change.
1262
01:09:52,990 --> 01:09:54,792
- You're right.
1263
01:09:54,827 --> 01:09:55,694
You're first, go.
1264
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,436
Right there, and ready?
1265
01:10:05,838 --> 01:10:07,002
- Awesome.
1266
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:07,904
- No, okay.
1267
01:10:16,387 --> 01:10:17,617
It's getting better.
- Yeah.
1268
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:18,783
- Maybe a little bit, you know?
1269
01:10:18,818 --> 01:10:20,422
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
1270
01:10:22,954 --> 01:10:25,790
Oh yeah, uh huh.
- Beautiful.
1271
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:28,496
- Looking fabulous, you're next.
1272
01:10:28,531 --> 01:10:29,926
Go on in there.
1273
01:10:31,633 --> 01:10:33,831
Ready?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
1274
01:10:33,866 --> 01:10:35,503
- And.
1275
01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:41,674
Nah, one more.
1276
01:10:46,714 --> 01:10:48,351
Ready?
1277
01:10:51,785 --> 01:10:53,785
Oh yeah.
1278
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,754
Perfect!
1279
01:10:55,789 --> 01:10:56,755
Now me.
1280
01:11:01,597 --> 01:11:02,530
What do you think?
1281
01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:05,698
We're ready.
1282
01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:11,572
All right, team, we did it.
1283
01:11:12,509 --> 01:11:14,036
We're looking great.
1284
01:11:14,071 --> 01:11:18,007
Time for 2050.
1285
01:11:22,651 --> 01:11:24,387
- Whoa, check out
the red carpet.
1286
01:11:25,918 --> 01:11:27,522
What is this, the
Academy Awards?
1287
01:11:27,557 --> 01:11:28,655
I thought we were
hunting Bigfoot.
1288
01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,492
You really didn't have to.
1289
01:11:31,693 --> 01:11:32,791
- What was that?
1290
01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,364
That was something big in there.
1291
01:11:34,399 --> 01:11:35,794
- It sure sounded big.
1292
01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:42,504
- That's Bigfoot,
that's Bigfoot!
1293
01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:44,539
- Fuck, I wanna be famous!
1294
01:11:59,688 --> 01:12:00,720
- Did you get an alert?
- Yes, we did.
1295
01:12:00,755 --> 01:12:02,557
He's up on the overlook.
1296
01:12:02,592 --> 01:12:04,625
That critter's up there
right now, let's go, move it.
1297
01:12:04,660 --> 01:12:06,055
Here you go, let's go.
1298
01:12:06,090 --> 01:12:07,529
Come on, move it,
go, go, go, go.
1299
01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:08,596
- There he is!
- Go, go, go!
1300
01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:11,434
Go, go, go!
1301
01:12:11,469 --> 01:12:12,402
- Got you.
- Go!
1302
01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:14,635
- Don't you move.
1303
01:12:16,441 --> 01:12:18,100
- Stop, stop, don't hurt him.
1304
01:12:20,577 --> 01:12:23,941
- Oh my God, this
is really happening.
1305
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:28,847
- Oh!
1306
01:12:33,623 --> 01:12:36,723
- Damn, he's kinda hot.
1307
01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:53,872
- Oh, Bigfoot, I've looked
for you my entire life.
1308
01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:55,511
You're so amazing.
1309
01:12:55,546 --> 01:12:57,876
- You've never hurt
anyone, have you?
1310
01:12:57,911 --> 01:12:58,778
- Oh.
1311
01:13:00,749 --> 01:13:02,914
- You poor thing, I'm so sorry.
1312
01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:05,686
Go!
1313
01:13:07,558 --> 01:13:09,492
- Go.
- Go, go, Bigfoot!
1314
01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:11,923
Go, Bigfoot!
- Go.
1315
01:13:13,058 --> 01:13:15,190
- Go, Bigfoot!
- Go, just go.
1316
01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:18,930
- I love you Bigfoot.
1317
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:25,640
- Hey ladies, what do you
have cornered up there?
1318
01:13:25,675 --> 01:13:26,773
- Nothing.
1319
01:13:26,808 --> 01:13:28,478
- Ain't nothin' to see here.
1320
01:13:28,513 --> 01:13:30,546
- Oh, sure hell, let's go, go.
1321
01:13:40,052 --> 01:13:42,250
Sorry to bug you, ladies.
1322
01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:44,219
Let's go.
- Told you so.
1323
01:14:00,072 --> 01:14:01,610
- I didn't do it.
1324
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:02,511
I'm innocent.
1325
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:10,883
♪ If I could make a
wish, go back in time ♪
1326
01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:18,660
♪ I'd try to change it
up, commit a crime ♪
1327
01:14:21,797 --> 01:14:26,195
♪ Knowing hindsight is 20-20 ♪
1328
01:14:26,230 --> 01:14:29,836
♪ Filled with lust ♪
1329
01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:34,874
♪ Had I known I'd
still be alive ♪
1330
01:14:36,306 --> 01:14:40,814
♪ A animal, hunt you
down like a cannibal ♪
1331
01:14:41,883 --> 01:14:43,916
♪ You got me running ♪
1332
01:14:43,951 --> 01:14:48,954
♪ Animal, big, strong,
so incredible ♪
1333
01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:56,995
♪ I'm tired of doing the same
old things day after day ♪
1334
01:15:00,033 --> 01:15:03,067
♪ Try to run, try
to hide my fears ♪
1335
01:15:03,102 --> 01:15:07,973
♪ But the world's turned gray ♪
1336
01:15:08,008 --> 01:15:11,878
♪ The scary madness
I've come to like ♪
1337
01:15:11,913 --> 01:15:16,146
♪ Wandering through a maze ♪
1338
01:15:16,181 --> 01:15:21,184
♪ Help me get out,
wake up, fly away ♪
1339
01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:27,058
♪ Animal, hunt you
down like a cannibal ♪
1340
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:30,094
♪ You got me running ♪
1341
01:15:30,129 --> 01:15:35,132
♪ Animal, big, strong,
so incredible ♪
1342
01:15:36,135 --> 01:15:38,267
♪ And I'm coming ♪
1343
01:15:38,302 --> 01:15:43,272
♪ Animal, call me crazy,
think you're beautiful, oh ♪
1344
01:15:45,243 --> 01:15:50,015
♪ You're just an animal ♪
1345
01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:53,623
♪ Round and round
and round again ♪
1346
01:15:53,658 --> 01:15:58,661
♪ But I can make no promises ♪
1347
01:16:00,324 --> 01:16:03,765
♪ Now I'm looking carefully
for footprints up a pass ♪
1348
01:16:47,008 --> 01:16:52,011
♪ Animal, hunt you
down like a cannibal ♪
1349
01:16:52,981 --> 01:16:54,882
♪ You got me running ♪
1350
01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:59,920
♪ Animal, big, strong,
so incredible ♪
1351
01:17:01,022 --> 01:17:03,022
♪ And I'm coming ♪
1352
01:17:03,057 --> 01:17:08,060
♪ Animal, might be crazy,
think you're beautiful ♪
1353
01:17:09,965 --> 01:17:14,132
♪ You're such an
animal, animal ♪
1354
01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:17,168
♪ Just an animal, animal ♪
1355
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:19,742
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1356
01:17:27,279 --> 01:17:29,345
♪ Animal ♪
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